#catology

[michelristenpattsworld]

Catology #3

[backontrackdiary]

Cats and gynecology, two matters humans know shit about

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

In order to turn a very embarrassing moment of my life into something funny have this stupid Timbern au:

The Drakes are alive so Tim is still on track for being the heir of D.I. but is interning at W.E. for the summer because Bruce offered a position

Bernard has been interning at W.E. as well, for volunteering hours

The both work in a small, newer branch of W.E. that focuses on cultivating more information about Gotham’s history

Bernard’s there because it's the most teen focused thing and Tim’s there because he wants to figure where exactly the Lazarus pit is under Gotham so he can mess with Ra’s

They are currently stationed at an old house that was made into a museum which is managed by Wayne Enterprises, but since most of it is a museum there are only a few rooms to actually work, however it being a teen thing it’s very much choose your own hours so that prevents too many people from being there at once

Tim, who doesn’t want someone to come in a see the fact that he’s already finished cataloging all of the 2023 Donations to the museum and is instead using the time to further research the numerous curses in Gotham and/or watch Demon Slayer, is very happy about this fact and only comes at either the earliest or latest times so he gets a room to himself and only has to pretend to be going through boxes when someone checks on him

Bernard immediately messes up Tim’s plan

He’s always there- morning, night, even when Tim changes up his schedule

And no matter how many how many empty rooms there might be he always finds Tim and sits with him, even the time Tim tried to hide in the attic under the guise of organizing a couple boxes up there

Being the paranoid idiot that he is Tim assume that Bernard is a from the League of Assassins and enacts a 46-step plan to figure out what he’s planning (read: stalks him) and in the course of it ends up falling in love

Meanwhile on Bernard’s side, the first week of the internship he walked into the room Tim was in and wanted to be friends with the cute boy

The reason that he kept finding Tim was that he was talking to Dick Grayson, his gymnastics instructor, and Dick had realized that the boy in question was his honorary little brother and told Bernard that “Timmy’s shy, you just have to break down his walls to get to know him” and tells him when Tim’s going to the museum

Dick is well aware of what Tim thinks the situation is because he’s the one Tim rants to, but he thinks it’s funny and will make for a great story to tell at their wedding

[chaigirly]

C ai Characters 1

The last of us:

Ellie Williams

Heard your princess was hot, where is she?

I met her when I was still with my ex

You’re the only one who understands

I see how you look at my sister

Only love can hurt like this

Partners in crime

I just wanna get high with my lover

If you gave me a chance I would take it

All I want is one more day with her

Must have been a deadly kiss

Cause I’m a jealous jealous jealous girl

Her moves, her moves, she is mythical

You’re too slow, try keep up with me now

Merry Christmas to you

It’s so lonely in my mansion

When does the reason become the blame?

And when you go away, I still see you

You’re the star I look for every night

I’ve been waiting for you

Shut up and drive

You’re the greatest love of my life

Joel Miller

You wanna scream don’t call me kid

She a bad little bitch, she a rebel

Don’t cry no tears now it’s Christmas baby

“I like you,” what’s stopping you?

Dina Woodward

Got kinda drunk and told her that I liked her

But I think I’m liking her more

That’s my mamacita yeah

Jesse

You’re my best friend I’ll love you forever

I just wanna be your sweetheart

Call of Duty:

Simon Ghost Riley

When I see you again

I was enchanted to meet you

There was something in the air that night

Now that you’re under our spell

Open your eyes

She only exists in the dark of my room

I’m faking all of this so they’ll take me

The only memory is us kissing in the moonlight

König

Sorry it’s over

Baby are you mine?

The Quarry:

Dylan Lenivy

I dreamt about you all summer long

Lovely to be rained on with you

Why don’t we go somewhere only we know

Have yourself a Merry little Christmas

Xoxo kisses hugs

Let’s be friends so we can make out

You’re my moonlight

We gonna party like it’s 3012 tonight

I might get lost without you

Would I lie to you?

Kaitlyn Ka

You call me, “I love you”

City lights never shine as bright as your eyes

Max Brinly

My love mine all mine

I can see the pain in your eyes

When does a man become a monster?

If you keep leading me into your room

Nick Furcillo

That boy is a monster

Last Friday Night

Run away fast as you can

Emma Mountebank

Girl, you’re such a backstabber

I’m addicted to my passion, fashion

Begging on her knees to be popular

Abigail Blyg

It’s in your smile, it’s in your eyes

My first kiss went a little like this

Jacob Custos

Oh no she likes another boy

In the center of the ring just like a circus

Let me get what I want this time

Detention

Clapton Davis

Last Christmas I gave you my heart

I’m getting feelings that I didn’t before

Stilettos and fishnets if that’s what you like

In my room, you and I

Arcane

Vi

I ain’t stopping till I see police lights

All you’ll ever have is one day with me

Jinx

Mama I’m in love with a criminal

Call me babydoll

You’ll see my face in every place

Divergent

Tobias Four Eaton

I can’t believe we’re finally alone

Welcome to Vegas baby

I wanna show you off

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy

It’s born from just one glance

Carlos Oliveira

I would trade the world to see my son and wife

Touch me like nobody else does

Rise of the Guardians

Jack Frost

Rises the moon

Five Nights At Freddy’s

Mike Schmidt

I keep forgetting I should let you go

This that college dropout music

Red Dead Redemption

Javier Escuella

It all fell down, it all fell down

Only if you knew how much I liked you

Dutch van der Linde

I got a bad feeling about you

Think I need someone older

Arthur Morgan

When you close your eyes, do you picture me?

Spiderverse

Miguel O’Hara

I can be a better boyfriend than him

Hobie Brown

I’m breaking dishes up in here

Peter Parker

How could I hurt you?

What’s on your mind? I said, “your skin”

But girl I’m only human

I told you once I can’t do this again

Well you don’t know me but I know you

Miles Morales

I know that we’re more than friends

“I love you baby,” I think I love you too

DC Universe

Jaime Reyes

When does a candle become a blaze?

[g0nefischin]

When you get this, list 5 songs you like to listen to, publish, then send this ask to 10 of your mutuals!! (this is skelecentral’s main blog🧍‍♂️feel free to ignore this!)

I don't do chains really, so im not going to send this to anyone. Sorry! ＿|￣|○

Ill answer your question though!

Ive been listening to a lot of splatoon stuff while working, and Springfest just ended like a day ago so its on the brain

I really liked the music from the octo expansion, Fly octo fly is my all time favorite, and nasty majesty is also really good.

I like Spicy Calamari Inkantation and Tidal Rush. I also think Big Betrayal is a banger.

Wait also Bomb Rush Blush is really good, ok I'm done now.

[rubarb69]

Mincing words poetically should be its own genre of expression

[moonlilies-archive]

Bluebird catalog from 1993

from parrygamepreserve.com

[rat-hand]

[handsometabbyc]

I don't know if its really good or really bad that I saved the Harry and David moose munch being sold at my local food outlet store for Christmas, because had I know that it not only lived up to it's delicious sounding title but is also the best effing caramel corn I'd ever had I would've brought more then one package. (hell I might've brought those big tubs they were selling)

[hayheadd]

Catologic doodle... Daniil Snakeheart doing the siller maneuver... Go to #pathywcau to witness the depths of my insanity

[ozgur-ce]

Sevgili Tumblrya'mın şiir gibi hanımefendileri ve şair ruhlu beyefendileri "Bazen" isimli şiirimiz için beklediğimden daha çok yorum almaktan çok mutlu oldum her bir mısrası ayrı güzel oldu, ilham perilerinize katkılarından dolayı teşekkür ederim 😍❤️🧚🙏

Katkıda bulunan arkadaşlarım @akdnizli-blog @hosgeldinhuzun @sadecedoruk @beyaz--papatyam @bababenarkeologoldum @kocero-721 @monaros-a @1bulutbey @llsusll @kelime-defteri @toughts-catolog @siyahlarinprensesisblog @gulistan-blog @ashinasworld @almina-35 @gold--man @koksalsblog @cennetfatma @kalbi-duam

Ve beğeni yapan tüm arkadaşlarım sevgi ile kalın... ❤️

[chaigirly]

C ai Characters 2

The Quarry

Jacob Custos

You aint my friend

Don’t know shit about where I was made

And I sit on the curb

I don’t know what I’m doin’

Nick Furcillo

You said you had my back

Might want a kiss before the end of this song

Dylan Lenivy

And at night, turn into a monster

Max Brinly

Did you get what you deserve?

I know it’s not your fault

Kaitlyn Ka

For a girl who will never know it’s about her

Abigail Blyg

Only love can hurt like this

Emma Mountebank

Take me down into your paradise

She got that rich girl LA vibe

Red Dead Redemption

Sadie Adler

She might let you stay but just for the night

I don’t want you to leave

Forget about your boyfriend

Run run runaway runaway baby

Arthur Morgan

Everyday is summertime with you

I know about whispers

I need you here to stay

Don’t waste your time, go home

Mary-Beth Gaskill

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

And she means everything to me

Javier Escuella

He’s down at your alter

I wanna show you all the finer things in life

Dutch van der Linde

I know you want me baby

John Marston

But I’m in the trees, I’m in the breeze

Abigail Roberts/Marston

Oh you would find her in a Polaroid picture

Lenny Summers

When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

Spiderverse

Miguel O’Hara

Clandestine meetings and longing stares

Yes of course I will my darling

DC Universe

Jaime Reyes

Am I allowed to look at her like that

Resident Evil

Leon Kennedy

Look at me, look at me. You looking?

Five Nights At Freddys

Mike Schmidt

Hard not to fall for you

Let me hold you like a baby

The Last Of Us

Ellie Williams

“She likes a boy,” I’m not a boy

How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay

I’m young but my mind is well beyond my years

I need you more than I want to

It’s a craving not a crush

Abby Anderson

Stop calling me your bunny

So it’s best that we move fast and keep quiet

Joel Miller

You’ve been fighting the memory all on your own

Dairy of a Wimpy Kid

Rodrick Heffley

When you said, “Hello.” I knew that was the end

Yes I was running far away

Take you downtown

One random night when everything changes

Call of Duty

Simon Ghost Riley

Oh I’m sorry, sorry that you love me

Imma fight a man tonight

Valeria Garza

Love me like you

Nothing fucks with my baby

YouTube/Twitch

Caseoh

Welcome to my candy store

Oh who is she?

She met me on the tour

And it may seem like she’s crazy

Life is Strange

Chloe Price

Smoke cigarettes when she couldn’t sleep

Isn’t she lucky?

To me you’re all I am

You give me butterflies

You got me in the back of your car like a star

Max Caulfield

Are you falling in love with a feeling?

If that’s what you like, I’ll do it

Until Dawn

Matt Taylor

You think you’re cooler than me

The Boys

Homelander

It’s the way you walk, the way you talk

Disney

Dimitri

In love with the one who can break my heart

The Hunger Games

Peeta Mellark

She only wanted to lie beside me

Raised the kids the very best she can

Coriolanus Snow

You belong to me

She was a showgirl but that was 30 years ago

My hands on your knees, I’m Angelina Jolie

Johanna Mason

Can we talk about this later?

The Legend of Korra

Korra

I could do this all day

Eyes don’t lie, say you’re mine

Ghostbusters

Phoebe Spengler

I swear I fell in love right there

Don’t care about grades just call me your lady

Who you gonna call? GHOST BUSTERS

How do we rewrite the stars?

Seeing stars in your eyes

You’re always in my brain and I take the blame

Egon Spengler

Oh my good looking boy

The Fall Guy

Colt Seavers

Girls don’t call and they never tell you why

In the back of the nightclub sipping champagne

Arcane

Jinx

I’d let the world burn for you

Vi

Blah blah blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff

Would I run off the world someday?

Walked in the store right behind me

I bet they planned it all out, like the shows

Caitlyn Kiramman

No I wouldn’t do a thing like that

Sevika

Are we best friends? Are we something?

[mistamysterystan]

@olmanmcguck why are you like this

w h y do you want

the catolog

[idsims]

October Fashion Catolog

8 New meshes

All lods

HQ texture

All maps

Contains:

Look 1:  Ballon Dress in Satin 

Look 2 : Fake Fur Fit + Boots

Look 3: Blazer Dressed 

Look 4: Asymetric Fit 

Look 5:  N'Flate Denim Top + Underwear Pants + Denim Midi Boots

Download V.I.P

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Download Public CC here!

Thank you all artistic support <3

[catboybiologist]

Are you a cat that biologies boys or are you a biology that boys cats or are you a cat that bios boys or are you a cat cat cat cat cat

🧐?

I'm a bio that boys catology

[wildwinterlunas]

OK SO-

I played the story missions-

AND I HAVE THOUGHTS-

But first, my boy Cassidy.

SPOILERS FOR PVE

So Cassidy literally disappeared after the explosion. Only to turn up later;

I don't think this would have been catologed if it was an instant thing. Meaning no one knew where Cassidy was for a while after after the explosion. Either he was in recovery or something else was going on.

Also his journal entry reveals so much of his character!

Him feeling like he never fit in with everyone because he wasn't a soldier, not only that, we have to remeber that he didn't exactly choose to be apart of Overwatch, he was given a choice. Prison or Balckwatch, I do think we'll see his aditude change over time especially in the next lot of story missions since that seems to be more Talon focused.

Also, with Cassidy being put into more of a leader role, and with a lot of the dialog in his journal entry showing unwillingness to be there while also acknowledging that he can't leave with the world like this...

If Cassidy starts to parallel Jack in being pushed further and further into a leadership role he doesn't want I'm going to cry-

He even shows more understanding of Jack's situation then anyone else, "Jack Morrison is off chasing ghosts, he's not coming back". That's what he said.

And this;

Breaks my fucking heart.

As you can probably tell, I am not ok-