#catnip sticks for cats

[maple-and-pie]

August Fruit Tier Rewards - Mystery Dungeon time!

Me, asking if I could do a PMD theme and getting the go ahead, have people vote in two polls of all the options for partner and main mon. It was fun getting many ties and getting to draw the 3 cats.

I went hard on this piece and I love how this turned out! It is a little late as I had art fight + holiday week + being sick all happening at the same time, but I managed it somehow!

These are the rewards you get if you join the tier this month, in the form of an art print and stickers.

🌸Kofi link🌸

[eurydicees]

me: i'm normal about oikawa from haikyuu

me, as soon as season 1 episode 22: evolution starts playing:

[brainmachinebroke]

Cat time, time for cat, government sanction car period

Finn has discovered matatabi sticks and revells in the crunch >:] honorary beaver

[kalkydra]

you can see that she's growling at him like a dog 😭

[cozzzynook]

@madamadamiu has infected my brain with catformers

Inspired by their headcanons i give you mine

- wobbly rodimus also has kitty asthma & is subjected to the breathing box for treatment every few days.

- ratchet is still a very spry old kitty, he just moves when no one is looking & does so at his own pace. He visibly smirks & purrs at other’s disbelief

- drift can’t go more than an fifteen minutes without ratchet or Rodimus nearby. Its usually ratchet he’s with since Rodimus likes to wobble off and be near cyclonus & tailgate along with megatron & minimus/magnus. But rodimus always smells like Drift when he leaves because he covers himself in drift & ratchets scent while they lay down or nap. It helps drift’s nerves a lot

- brainstorm is literally the smartest cat Rung has ever seen. He knows how to turn on the computer and tv & even change the channel’s & volume button.

- perceptor is terrifying in how smart he is. Rung has seen firsthand how smart percy is. The red and black cat opened the correct pill bottle & gave Brainstorm the correct medicine when he caught a cold from being outside. He’s even seen percy grab a set of keys of unlock the door using the key in his teeth & pulling the lever down with his front paw.

- cyclonus & tailgate are the best option to make Rodimus willingly accept grooming outside of Drift & ratchet. Magnus/minimus does it on purpose to frustrate rodimus for fun. Rodimus lets him.

- megatron took to rodimus & minimus/mags the easiest. Megs enjoys seeing Rodimus tumble around when he tries to chase his own tail. Minimus enjoys getting the extra food from licking rodimus’s face clean

- a bad visitor once grabbed Rewind by his hip and Chromedome came out of nowhere & hopped on the visitors face before scratching it up and taking Rewind back to their spot to take care of him

- cyclonus & tailgate stick together pretty tightly but once tailgate went off with swerve to play with a child visitor & the child’s older sibling tried to grab swerve by the face, scaring swerve. But tailgate bit them so hard he ripping their hand & drew blood while hissing. Nautica & skids rushed to Swerve to protect him while Tailgate had Cyclonus prowling in the background for support at a moments notice & Whirl glaring at the sibling from outside the shop. Whirl bit the bad older sibling when they came out.

- whirl is still a duck/bird menace but he does a cute little ducky dance for Tailgate & Cyclonus on occasion. But only for Tailgate & Cyclonus.

- ravage can’t stand his dad soundwave’s pet cat, Shockwave. The overgrown cat acts more like a husband than a pet. And no he is not jealous of the cuddles Shockwave gets that he’s too embarrassed to ask for. He’s a teenager not a kid, he doesn’t need a hug, he denies lol

- nautica has magic paws that slap at electronics & they suddenly work better. Rung is too afraid to look deeply into it

- TW // swerve once made a kitty catnip cocktail for the lost light cats…there was a lot of puke & hairballs coughed up the next day

- megatron enjoys Rodimus’s paws patting at him. They’re very soft & warm

[tpwrtrmnky]

crimes

[ID:

Five panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: a grayscale person is pointing accusingly at a green person

Grayscale: "You!"

Green: "Me?"

Grayscale: "Yes, you! I know of your crimes, now!"

Green: "Sigh. what now."

Grayscale: "Kidnapping."

Panel 2: The grayscale person points towards a large student dorm building in the background, where two green people are standing outside.

Grayscale: "I know you're affiliated with them."

Green: "Who"

Grayscale: "Don't play this game with me. I've been paying attention. Tracking the disappearances. The suspicious amount of incredibly saturated green people living in this specific dorm building."

Panel 3: The grayscale is still pointing.

Grayscale: "The only reasonable conclusion. Is that a secret forcegreening ring is operating on this very campus. I have caught you in the act, criminal!"

Green: "You know this is a completely ridiculous thing to believe, right? Like how would the logistics of this operation even work."

Panel 4: A catnip green cat person is watching from the window above while the argument continues in the distance.

Grayscale: "Of course you would say that! You have a vested interest in maintaining the secret, because you've been partaking in the crimes!"

Green: "I have never been here before."

Grayscale: "Lies! Lies from your fake identity!"

Panel 5: The bright green cat person is in a common room. A moss green person wearing a bandana, and a dark green person with weird rectangle shoes covered in hazard stripes, are on separate seats.

Catnip: "That one has been at it for a long time. Should we…?"

Moss: "No point. Forcegreening doesn't cure annoying."

End ID.]

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[sh4nksslvt]

shanks x reader with a cat-like or cat based zoan devil fruit?

sounds cool www

Claws, Cuddles, and Catnip Chaos

Shanks will do anything to win over the crew’s mischievous cat-like Devil Fruit user—even if it means competing with Benn and surviving a sneak-attack nap.

shanks x reader | ONE SHOT tags: fluff, sfw, light romance, nap cuddles, clingy antics, catnip a/n: this js me trying to write ffs, this is experimental and for fun only, so expect this ff a bit cringe, akward, and confusing word count: 991

masterlist | ko-fi

: 𓏲🐋 ๋࣭  ࣪ ˖✩࿐࿔ 🌊

There were exactly three things the Red-Haired Pirates learned about you very quickly:

You were a certified menace in a cat’s body.

You had zero respect for personal space—unless it was Shanks’s.

You absolutely, unapologetically favored Benn Beckman.

"She purrs for you, Benn?! I've fed her, I've scratched her ears, I even gave her that weird fish jerky from Dressrosa!"

Shanks was sulking—again—as you laid sprawled across Benn’s lap like a lazy feline sunbathing, flicking your tail with royal indifference while he casually stroked between your ears.

“She lets me pet her when she’s in a good mood,” Benn replied calmly, taking a drag of his cigar. “Maybe try not throwing her off your shoulder when she lands there mid-meeting.”

“She knocked over seven mugs in ten seconds!”

“I was clearing the table for snacks,” you muttered, not opening your eyes.

“You yeeted a map. Into the ocean.”

You rolled onto your back, belly up, tail flicking toward Benn’s arm. “Benny understands me. Right, Benny?”

Benn chuckled, slow and satisfied. “You’re a little gremlin, but you’re my gremlin.”

Shanks practically burst into flames from jealousy. “That’s MY gremlin!”

"Ownership implies consent," you said, still not moving.

“You SLEPT ON HIS DESK FOR THREE HOURS!”

“I was asserting dominance.”

Shanks’s eye twitched.

Flashback: The “Desk Incident”

You’d sauntered into the war room mid-strategy meeting, tail high, whiskers twitching with curiosity. No one questioned it. You did this all the time.

Except this time, instead of knocking over a globe or licking a compass like a weirdo, you simply walked across the table, plopped down on Benn’s open map, and curled up into a ball.

Then you snored.

For three hours.

Shanks tried to nudge you off gently at first.

You bit him.

When Benn reached over and scratched your chin, you purred like a motorboat and flopped onto your side.

"Traitor," Shanks muttered.

Back to the Present

"Alright, that's it," Shanks declared, standing on a barrel dramatically. "From now on, I'm enacting Operation: Make Cat Fall in Love with Me."

Benn raised an eyebrow. "That’s the name you’re going with?"

"YES," Shanks snapped. "Step one: catnip. Step two: fish. Step three: ultimate snuggles."

"She’ll see right through it," Benn said, but he was smirking.

You stretched and yawned loudly. “I can hear you, you know.”

“I’m not hiding it!” Shanks declared. “I’m wooing you.”

“Woo me and you die.”

“You’re saying that now,” he said, pointing dramatically. “But just wait.”

Operation: Catastrophic Success

Step one was—predictably—catnip.

You were wise to his games this time, narrowing your eyes at the sprig he dangled like a bribe.

“I’m not falling for it again.”

“Come on,” Shanks wheedled. “Just a sniff.”

“Nope.”

Shanks leaned in, holding it under your nose like a shady merchant. “High-quality, imported, no sticks.”

You hissed and batted it out of his hand.

Then you lunged and stuffed it in your shirt.

“…I said I wasn’t falling for it, not that I was above stealing it.”

Shanks blinked. “...Fair.”

Step Two: Fish Diplomacy

Shanks cooked. Personally.

The crew avoided the galley like it was on fire.

When you walked in, the smell of something vaguely edible reached your nose. Shanks stood with a crooked smile, apron inside out, face smudged with flour, and a suspiciously burnt fish in hand.

“For you.”

You sniffed it.

You stared.

“Did… did you use rum instead of oil?”

“I panicked!”

You padded over to Benn and took the jerky he always kept in his coat pocket.

Shanks’s soul left his body.

Step Three: Ultimate Snuggles

It happened completely by accident.

You were curled up on your usual sunspot near the helm, tail twitching softly as the Red Force cut through calm seas. You’d been lounging near Benn earlier, of course, but he’d gone to smoke and you felt… restless.

The sun was warm.

The wind was soft.

Shanks was lying in the hammock like a lounging idiot, one leg up, book on his face, softly snoring.

And for some reason, your legs just walked over. Your ears twitched. Your instincts went haywire.

And before you could even think, you leapt into the hammock like a heat-seeking missile and curled up on his chest.

Shanks woke with a loud OOF.

He froze.

He blinked up through his book… and found you, kneading his chest absentmindedly, eyes already half-lidded, clearly ready for a nap.

“Wha…”

“Shh,” you mumbled. “You’re warm. Good pillow.”

He nearly died on the spot.

She’s on me, he thought. She chose ME. Over Benn.

He let his arm slowly wrap around you like he was defusing a bomb. Then he just laid there, stiff as a board, trying not to breathe too loudly.

When Benn walked by and raised a brow, Shanks grinned like a victorious maniac.

“She came to me,” he mouthed.

Benn just puffed his cigar and said, “Try not to scare her off.”

“She’s purring,” Shanks whispered smugly. “She likes me now.”

“I give it five minutes before she sneezes and claws your face.”

Five Minutes Later

You sneezed violently.

Your claws came out.

“OH GOD MY NIPPLE.”

Later That Night

You sat on the railing, brushing your tail as the moonlight washed over the deck. Shanks sat nearby, nursing his dignity and some scratch marks under his shirt.

“…Still worth it,” he mumbled.

You side-eyed him. “You’re a masochist.”

“I like a challenge.”

You flicked his forehead with your tail. “You’re annoying.”

He grinned. “But you like me.”

“…No comment.”

You hopped off the rail and stretched. Then, casually, you flopped down and laid your head in his lap.

He froze again.

“…Are you trying to kill me with happiness?”

You yawned. “You’re comfy. Better than your fish, that’s for sure.”

He beamed.

“You like me more than Benn?”

“Don’t push it.”

“But—”

You shot him a glare. “I will go scratch his beard and nap in his bunk again.”

Shanks shut up real fast.

“…I’ll take the win.”

[sereia4skz]

okay wait, i have a question about the 1k event (congrats btw!) how do the hybrids work, they still human but like (let’s say felix) has cat ears and a tail? or how does it work? especially with hyunjin im curious how a ferret hybrid works 😭 (sorry if it’s a dumb ask lol)

1k Followers Event | hybrid form headcanons

pairing: ot8!straykids x reader

genre: headcannons

warnings: hybrid talks

event masterlist: #1kShootingStars

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★ everyone write hybrids differently. for this event I wanted it to be a little light hearted.

★ the boys can switch between human form, semi human and animal forms. semi human form is them as humans but with the tail and ears. like the typical hybrid ideals.

★ i wrote it so they would be able to change between the forms freely, just that they don't really keep their clothes on in animal forms so when they transform back, they tend to be naked.

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BANGCHAN

animal form

★ Chan has a silver coat, strong wolf ears that are very sensitive to sound. He's such a majestic wolf. He's gorgeous and so strong, watching him howl at the moon is almost heartbreaking, the way he sounds like he craves the outside.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ He's so cute, like its giving gnab a little, the silver ears pop out of his curly black hair, his luscious fluffy tail swings happily when he's mixing music. It's very endearing, he also had crazy puppy dog eyes.

LEEKNOW

animal form

★ Leeknow is a black cat. He's rather small, very agile. He gets everywhere and he's so so silent on his paws. His eyes glint in the dark.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ His ears blend in so nicely with his hair, they're really twitchy and spin when he hears stuff around the house. His tail is long and thin. He seems to have very little control over it to be honest, like it shows his emotions without his consent lol.

CHANGBIN

animal form

★ He's a short haired bunny, a light cream color, his ears are so pink inside and his little twitchy nose is so cute. He's not a small bunny but he's not long like a jack rabbit (hate those! they're scary), he's more round and fluffy.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ His little pompom tail sticks out, the white fur again tucked against the black pants is not easy to clean. His ears are mostly standing up, he thinks it makes him look taller.

HYUNJIN

animal form

★ Little white ferret, long and slingky? If you try to pick him up without his consent he'll flop, it's like holding oopleck, he turning into a liquid and slips right out

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ I think the little round ears at the top of his head are super cute, especially since he buzzed it. His tail is so full, although not as active as Chan's or Minho's, he has more control over it.

HAN

animal form

★ He's got that confused look about him, cause quokkas have no self preservation skills. Always looks fascinated, his coat is denser than you'd think and his a chesnut brown, for some reason it's like stuck that way... at least he doesn't really shed.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ He doesn't have much of a tail, he's kind insecure like he doesn't think it's has good as the other boys, but it's actually quite cute. You can barely spot his little brown ears in his mess of hair, unless they move you aren't spotting them.

FELIX

animal form

★ Light blond kitten, smaller than Minho, short-haired too but his tail is fluffier than Minho's. Sometimes if you look close enough you can kind of spot his freckles even as a cat. His eyes are always pupils blown open like he had catnip and its adorable.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ He bleaches his hair so his ears blend in better, hes quite proud of them. His tail is a bit in the way sometimes but hes so cute you always forgive him.

SEUNGMIN

animal form

★ Cutest puppy ever, he's so much smaller. He looks like every step is slightly too big for his paws. Not quite blond, not quite brunette, his coat is so soft, and he keeps it very clean.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ His tail always is standing out, like he's ready to start wagging it. It can be a bit uncomfortable when he's sitting so he gets a little restless in this form. His ears are kinda floppy and meddles in his hair when it's too long.

I.N

animal form

★ Naturally, he kinda looks like a fennec fox. It looks a little odd at first but it grows on you, he's quite small and his auburn coloring he's mostly his fault with all his dyes.

hybrid form (semi-human)

★ His ears really stand out of all the boys, their really light and stand up straight, theres not much he can do to hide them. They're also super sensitive to changes, like blow on them and he'll go bright red. His tail is less noticable.

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[daydreamingoveracupofcoffee]

Pleaze PLEASE P L E A S E writte more content about aizawa, ure so great at it! Please, whenever u can!

"The cat's dad"

Aizawa trudges through the door of their shared apartment, his capture scarf draped loosely around his shoulders and his eyes heavy with the weight of a long day at U.A. High. The faint scent of coffee and catnip lingers in the air, a sign that [reader's name] been home for a while. Before he can even kick off his boots, he hears her voice—bright and teasing—from the living room.

“Hooray, papa’s back!” a woman chirps, holding up their sleek black cat, Kuro, whose yellow eyes blink lazily at Aizawa. She lifts the cat higher, pressing its soft cheek against Aizawa’s scruffy one in a playful nuzzle. Kuro lets out a half-hearted “mrrp”, clearly more interested in the warmth of women's arms than the reunion.

Aizawa freezes mid-step, one eyebrow twitching upward as he processes the scene. Papa? His gaze flicks from women's mischievous grin to the cat, who’s now squirming slightly but not enough to escape her hold. He exhales through his nose, a mix of exasperation and resignation.

“Really?” he deadpans, his voice low and gravelly, as he drops his bag by the door. “You’re making me the dad of that freeloader?” He nods toward Kuro, who yawns as if on cue, exposing tiny fangs.

The woman laughs, undeterred, and cradles Kuro like a baby, rocking the cat gently. “Oh, come on, Shota. Our child is perfect. Look at this face!” She holds Kuro out again, this time angling the cat’s unimpressed expression toward him.

Aizawa stares at the cat, then at the woman, his lips pressing into a thin line to suppress the faintest hint of amusement. He’s not one for cutesy antics, but her energy has a way of wearing him down, like water eroding stone. Plus, Kuro does look annoyingly content in her arms—more than when Aizawa’s the one scooping up the cat after a late patrol.

“Perfect at stealing my spot on the couch,” he mutters, brushing past them toward the kitchen. But as he passes, his hand grazes Kuro’s head, fingers lingering just long enough to scratch behind the cat’s ears—a small betrayal of his affection. The woman catches it and smirks, following him with Kuro still in her arms.

“Admit it,” she says, leaning against the counter as Aizawa pours himself a glass of water. “You love being papa to our little family.”

He shoots her a sidelong glance, his dark eyes narrowing. “Call me that again, and I’m giving the kid up for adoption.” His tone is dry, but the corner of his mouth twitches upward, barely perceptible.

She gasps dramatically, clutching Kuro to her chest. “You wouldn’t dare! Kuro’s our precious child!” The cat, unbothered, starts licking its paw, clearly indifferent to the mock custody battle.

Aizawa sets his glass down, turning to face her fully. He steps closer, his voice dropping to a low, teasing grumble. “Keep this up, and you’re sleeping on the couch with ‘our child’ tonight.”

The woman sticks out her tongue, but her eyes sparkle with laughter. She sets Kuro down, and the cat immediately trots over to Aizawa, weaving between his legs with a soft purr. He glances down, betrayed yet again by the cat’s timing, and sighs.

“Traitor,” he mumbles under his breath, but he bends down to scoop Kuro up, holding the cat against his chest as he heads for the couch. The woman follows, plopping down beside him, her head resting on his shoulder.

“See?” she whispers, poking his arm. “Perfect little family.”

Aizawa doesn’t respond, just lets Kuro settle in his lap as he leans back, eyes half-closed. But his hand rests lightly on [reader's name]’s knee, a quiet acknowledgment that maybe—just maybe—he doesn’t mind this ridiculous setup as much as he pretends.

[marlynnofmany]

Predator Games

Our spaceship is generally pretty clean, with everything put where it belongs, so I carried the tall armload of supplies without worrying about where I put my feet. But just as I reached the open door of the main storage hold, something under my shoe squeaked.

I jumped back, managing not to drop anything as I whipped the stack sideways to get a look at whatever it was. My ears and foot had already decided that it was a dog toy, and my eyes agreed. Small, fuzzy and red, vaguely squirrel-shaped. Crinkly. With a squeaker inside.

I nudged it to the side of the passageway, wondering. We didn’t have a dog onboard. We did have a cat — my cat, technically — but I’d never bought her this. Did it get sent to us accidentally, stuck to the side of a box or something? Or did one of my alien crewmates buy it without telling me?

At any rate, my arms were too full to risk bending over now. I’d give the thing a closer inspection after I put away the spare bandages and soap, or whatever else was in here. I headed into the storage hold, expecting to find someone else unpacking the other boxes from the supply run.

Instead I found the pile of boxes unattended except for Telly the cat, who was mid butt-wiggle and ready to pounce. Since the door was already open, I didn’t make any noise loud enough to disturb her — she just flicked an ear in my direction and stayed focused on her quarry: something black that was sticking out from behind the largest crate.

In the time it took me to recognize that as the foot of one of my more insectlike crewmates, Telly sprang at it.

I made a garbled warning: That’s not a toy, that’s a foot, TRRILI’S foot; do not startle her; she’ll eat you!

But the foot zipped out of sight before Telly landed, leaving her to peer around the crate to see where it had gone. Before I could put down my armload and scoop her up, something unfolded from the shadows between two crates: a shiny black pincher arm that reached out stealthily to tap her on the hindquarters.

Telly jumped in feline surprise, then bolted at the hissing laughter that filled the air. She zipped out the door; I heard someone nearly trip over her in the hall. Still clutching my armload of supplies, I watched as my tallest and scariest crewmate got to her feet from what must have been an awkward position behind the boxes, still laughing.

I asked, “Were you playing with her?”

Trrili angled her antenna in disapproval, regarding me with large faceted eyes. “Predator games,” she informed me. “As is only proper.”

I set the boxes down on the floor. “Right. Of course. So did you buy her the dog toy?” I grabbed it from outside.

“That is a model fursqueak,” Trrili corrected me. “For hatchling warrior training.”

“I see,” I said, squeaking it experimentally. It still looked like a dog toy. Under Trrili’s glare, I considered my words carefully. “You know, if you roll something small across the floor, she’ll probably chase it.”

“Excellent,” Trrili said with dignity. “That will be the next game.”

I was going to ask something else, then I noticed a trio of parallel scrapes on Trrili’s left pincher arm, faint against the black exoskeleton. “Did she scratch you??”

Trrili lifted the arm with what looked like pride. “It was a magnificent jump. She is a mighty warrior.”

I had to agree. “Yes she is. You should see her chase a laser pointer.”

Trrili looked extremely interested. “Do tell.”

I described the time-honored cat enrichment device, made sure Trrili’s tiny wrist fingers were up to manipulating the human tool, then trotted off to get the one I had in my quarters. I made a mental note to buy another one before we left the station; there had been a couple shops likely to carry them. And Trrili would probably want to keep this one.

Maybe they even sell catnip, I thought. Though that’s a bit too lackadaisical for predator games. Wonder if I can find a remote-control mouse … but that would give Paint a heart attack if she ran into it. Crinkly toys, though; those could be the way to go.

This was only a minor detour from loading the supplies. Everyone knew it was important to keep the various predators entertained. I was looking forward to watching Telly chase things too.

~~~

These are the ongoing backstory adventures of the main character from this book.

Shared early on Patreon! There’s even a free tier to get them on the same day as the rest of the world.

The sequel novel is in progress (and will include characters from these stories. I hadn’t thought all of them up when I wrote the first book, but they’re too much fun to leave out of the second).

[hollowtakami]

CATBOY KEIGO

BANNER ART: KADEART

CONTENT: NSFW IMAGINES, MDNI! Keigo has a cat quirk, sub!keigo, dom!reader, gn!reader, anatomy referred to as cock but can be interpreted as a strap.

WORD COUNT: 352

AUTHOR NOTE: catboy kei has been living in my brain and he wouldn’t leave so i wrote this:33

Kitty!Keigo, purring every time he nuzzles against you, his nose deep in the crook of your neck and a sweet smile on his face. Poor kitty’s in heat, needs you so bad. Humping your thigh and whispering in your ear, begging for you to just touch him. His tail rubs against your skin, soft but intentional. He’s going to regret teasing you.

Kitty!Keigo, who knows how to use his claws when he’s scratching your back as you pound his tight ass. Skin slaps against skin as your hips meet and he sings for you, his tail wavering and hips faltering, ears flattening out as his eyes roll back. Your cock fills him so good and he’s drunk on the feeling, his tongue lolling out.

Kitty!Keigo, mewling and whimpering when you're kissing his prostate with your tip and stretching him out just how he likes it, he’s such a good kitty when he takes it so well, in your lap. You’re holding the plush of his sides as he rides you, bouncing up and down on your length. He’s fucking himself on it like you aren’t even there, like you aren’t the reason why he’s stuffed so perfectly full of cock.

He’s no king of the jungle, he’s a domesticated kitty and trained so well, following every command you give him with a whiny “nyaaa-” and a fucked-out expression. Kitty!Keigo fucks like it’s all he knows, he’s such an obedient pet. You order him to cum, and there’ll be ropes of white creaming from his tip, red and sensitive.

When he’s not being fucked senseless, Kitty!Keigo is on his knees, his eyes wide and brimming with lust, tail swishing and ears pricked with anticipation as you stuff his mouth with your cock. He drools all over it, his own personal catnip. He throatfucks himself on it without you having to move an inch, he’s a good kitty who knows how to put on a show for his owner. He’ll swallow all of your cum, not before sticking out his tongue and showing his master his dirty prize.

[raenosu]

Hi, I noticed your requests were open.

Could you please write a fluff piece where Reader and Dazai are talking and the topic of catnip comes up. Specifically whether or not Atsushi would be affected by it.

Dazai decides you need to test this right now and immediately drags you off to the nearest pet store to pick some up.

Here is a video of a tiger on catnip.

https://youtu.be/tklx3j7kgJY?si=X7E-ltTZ4o7MMMTR

CATS MESS

Dazai x Reader Genre: fluff SIDE NOTE: my mind went blank while writing this but thank you for the rq and I hope you enjoy it! ______________________________________

The question always lingered in the back of Dazai’s mind, and for no reason at all. It was a funny question, for sure, and one day, while both of you were chatting it up on your balcony, the wind grazing both your skins, he brought it up.

“Do you think Atsushi likes catnip?” He questions, look out at the view.

“what.” You ask, pretty weirded out by his sudden exclaim.

“What what” he says. “Why are you asking this”

You always knew Dazai was… well entertaining to say the least. I mean, you were in awe in how random that question was, and well, it did make you question whether Atsushi did like catnip or not. To be honest, however you viewed it, you could not view Atsushi being fond of catnip much.

“I’m not sure if he would like it” you say. Silence overtakes the air as you two begin to question if Atsushi did or not, and dazai breaks the silence by saying something. “Shall we test?”

And just like that he takes your hand and leads you to the pet shop to get catnip. His hand was warm, and it felt very nice on your icy hands.

You were kind of in awe in how many types of catnap there were. Catnip, cat mint, dried form, extract form- holy moly there were too many and your head started spinning from how many there were.

Clearly Dazai too notice because right when he looked at your confused look, he put your head on his shoulder to lean on and immediately, you felt better. Dazai always had this kind of thing, his touch really healed you anywhere and anytime, and you needed this a lot.

After picking a catnip, you both strolled down the road with your bag of heavy catnip, heading to the ADA office where Atsushi probably was.

You two opened the doors to the office and right away spotted Atsushi doing a thick pile of paper work. You don’t think Atsushi liked catnip much because well for the whole rest of the day, Dazai kept circling around Atsushi like a bee and holding the catnip in his hand, and not once, did Atsushi flinch at all.

It was a funny sight though, to say the least, and seeing your boyfriend sticking to a weretiger for 5 hours straight was more than entertaining.

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Ty for reading!! I couldn’t ever view Atsushi liking catnip so I had to say no 😭. I hope you enjoyed this fic though at least!!!

please do not copy this work.

[greer2301]

Theo Raeken X Liam Dunbar X Fem Reader

MDNI!

Thiam X Human fem reader

You're beautiful. Pale ivory skin, blushed cheeks, plump build, wonderful green eyes, unfortunately for them you're also beautifully human.

Theo and Liam watched as you hung, a battery hooked up to your body delivering shock after shock from the turning hand of Gerard Argent. Your body soaked and shivering or maybe you shook from convulsions, truthfully they couldn't tell as they wolfed out and tried to help you attacking every warm body near by. The fighting only stopped when Scott arrived, accidentally killing the old hunter as Liam and Theo helped you down.

A trip to the hospital to see Melissa, a check up from Deaton and you were finally home wrapped up in Liam's spare lacrosse joggers and one of Theo's sweaters. Criminal Minds played on the TV for noise as you just rested your head on the arm of the couch, the only sound other than that was your cat messing around with his catnip mouse.  Liam sat beside you first, his hands gently massaging your thighs as he wasn't quite sure what to say yet. Theo followed sitting next to the couch playing with your hair hanging over the edge, you knew what was coming.

They've told you, Scott and Stiles have told you. Hell you've even thought it a few times, humans shouldn't get mixed up with the supernatural business here in Beacon Hills. You couldn't help it tho, the second you laid eyes on the beautiful blue eyed explosive Beta you fell hook line and sinker. You only dug a deeper hole for yourself when you and Liam fell for Theo, the way he protects yous and takes you both seriously even when you sound off your rocker with theories. When anyone would speak out about the relationship your defense had always been, making a point that Stiles has been involved since day one and no one has pushed him away.

"I know, I know what you're thinking. I don't care what you're going to try and reason with, or how bad you want to fight me on it. I love you both. I do not care what I have to fight to keep loving you, I know what I feel for you is worth everything because I will only feel it once in my life. So, no we aren't breaking up, and I won't be going anywhere and if you want to fight about it fight with each other because I won't even entertain it." You tell them, not bothering to look at them as you feel both of them tense and then look to each other. "Sugar, things aren't going to get any easier" Theo says as he rests his head on the cushion.

"Nothing worth having is easy Theodoré" with that you stand and walk into the bedroom, resuming the show in there tucked under the big black duvet. After some time Theo comes in and lays beside you, his hand trailing over the blanket and resting over your hip. Liam comes in after and turns you over to your side so he can lay behind you and be the big spoon, his body heat warming up the underneath of the blanket making you slightly drowsy. "You want to know why we work?" You ask, your voice just above a whisper. "Why do you think?" Liam asks as he rests his head on your shoulder. "Theo would kill for us, I would be killed for us and you, you always save us but you would live for us." You whisper as you look between them.

Liam breaks first, he grabs your chin turning your face to kiss you, his hands pulling your waist closer as he sticks his tongue past your lips wrapping his around your own. Theo kisses your exposed neck, Liam's fingers work your nipples through the light sweater you stole from Theo. Your moans are being swallowed by Liam as he dominates your mouth, your fingers curling in Theo's hair as he sucks his mark into your unmarked ivory skin. Liam removes his mouth from yours turning you to Theo as he starts peppering your neck with kisses, smirking as Theo swallows your moan as he found your sweet spot. His hands trailing from the back of your shoulder to your covered ass as he works over your cheeks.

You can't help it as you rutt your hips back into him, his hardening length causing your already wet pussy to drool. Liam groans as you push back harder becoming more needy for his cock, Theo doesn't bother to swallow your moans anymore as he focuses on rubbing your clit having snuck his hand into your pants. Liam reaches back into the drawer of the bedside table and takes out the finger condoms, actual condoms and numbing-cooling lube. He pushes down your pants and puts his covered prepped fingers on your hole massaging it at first.

Theo's fingers skillfully manipulate your clit as he finger fucks you, keeping you on your side by the arm that's under your head, your eyes closed in pleasure as your jaw slackens with the pace Theo keeps your moans leaving you almost breathlessly. Liam kisses your neck before pushing one finger in, your moans only increase as you enjoy the feeling of being fuller. Liam waits a minute before adding his second finger and scissoring them to help stretch you out, between Theo's fingers fucking in and out of you and Liam's prepping you needed to cum. Theo felt it, loving the way your pussy pulsated and contracted around his digits. "Mmm-mm, not yet baby" Theo tells you, his face beside your ear peppering kisses just below as he admires your fuck face.

Liam adds his third finger and you nearly lose it, your pussy gushes more slick as you fight back your orgasm your stomach muscles contracting as your body shakes, the feeling of being completely full nearly too much to bear. Liam kisses your back along your spine tattoo, loving the way you shake against them, disposing of the finger condoms Liam places the actual condom on his cock, Theo moves you to lean with your back against the pillows propped up a little. "Come on pretty girl, cum for us" Liam whispers in your ear as he manipulates your nipples, Theo's fingers quickly thrusting into you and your juices squelching as your pussy weeps. You shake as your body listens to their command, the ball snapping off the tether as your body creams and leaks more slick.

Liam moans just from watching, scooping your cream with a finger and sucking it off with another moan. Theo smirks, diving face first into your pussy licking from your opening to your clit letting out a moan that vibrates your core making you gasp. Theo sucks and licks your cum until it's gone, small tears have formed at the corners of your eyes and your body convulses. Liam watches with hungry eyes his hand stroking his hard length as you let out nearly chocked sobbed moans, leaning over your side he claims your lips as Theo finishes his work on your pretty pussy. "You taste so fucking good baby" Theo praises as he comes back up for air.

Liam helps you get into position, one all of you enjoy as you're on your knees on a hard pillow between them. Theo aligns himself with your hole as Liam kisses your shoulder and does the same to your rear, Theo can't help but smirk at the barley functional fucked out look on your face, Liam having seen it when Theo's face was between your legs was something Liam will have ingrained in his brain forever. Theo kissed you as he and Liam began sliding into your holes, your body feeling unbelievably full as their lengths bottom out pulling a loud moan from your parted lips as Theo lets his head fall back with a groan. Liam sighs as he rests his head between your shoulder blades pressing light kisses to your tacky damp skin. Their hands holding each others while on your hips holding you in place, their pace slow as we all get used to the position.

You pull Theo's mouth to yours with one hand passionately kissing him as you fight back moans, your other hand found a home in Liam's hair as he peppered kisses along your back, soft moans leaving his mouth as he looks to the mirror on the wall across from the bed watching his boyfriend fuck their girlfriend while he fucks her cute little ass, it was almost enough for him to cum right there.

Theo turns your head back and you bring Liam's head forward connecting your lips aggressively, moans leaving both of your mouths as your teeth clash together and Theo kisses your chest while they pick up speed. Your hands leave their bodies to play with your nipples, their hands gravitating to touch each other as your peak becomes closer again.

"S'close" you whimper out your neck slack and head leant back against Liam's shoulder as Liam and Theo make out passionately beside your face adding to the incoming climax, Liam's hand trails down your body to your clit rubbing circles as he and Theo place kisses to the closest skin they could reach as your body tenses. "Cum with us baby" Liam whimpers as he speeds up, Theo moans as you clench around him Liam's throaty moan pushes both of you over the edge as yous cum together and Liam shoots into the condom. Theo's thick hot cum painting your pretty pink walls as your juices coat his cock and your cream creates a ring at the base of his length.

They hold you tight to them as they pull out a whimper leaving your mouth as Liam places you onto the bed and discards the condom coming back with two wet wipes, he hands Theo one and uses the other to clean up the mess between your thighs and your bum. Liam kisses your cheek and places Theo's sweater back on you properly before tucking you in, he hands Theo clean boxers and puts on a pair himself before crawling in bed behind you holding you close, Theo kisses Liam's cheek before crawling in bed in front of you and slinging an arm over you and Liam pulling the string on the lamp to shut the light off before getting under the blanket.

[zorosbeau33]

They get turned into a cat~ Luffy x reader headcanon

❖ One Piece, Luffy x Gender Neutral reader

❖ Headcanon, series?, fluff, comedy

❖ No warnings today~

❖ wc: 422

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Luffy got hit by that devil fruit users ability and now your boyfriend is a very fluffy, gangly, skinny powerhouse of a cat

He was already averse to water but cat Luffy? Oh god talk about fluffed and hissing, poor Zoro got an arm full of claws as he wrapped himself tight around the swordsman’s bicep

You probably find it cute but Nami thinks he looks disheveled as his short har somehow refuses to lie completely flat There is always one part that is just sticking up

Everyone's hands are full when he gets hungry because how do you keep out to world's nimblest creature with the added ability of a gumgum fruit?

Please try the cat temperament test he dangles very well in your grip and swings side to side then suddenly his but and back legs are on the ground as his body oddly stretches, it's hilarious

Extremely cuddly, he realized the sun felt amazing but even better if he could toast his fur and toe beans while lying in your lap. You will be stuck there for several hours 

Luffy once the laughs are over and he is no longer amused at himself is hissing and growling and fluffed demanding to go find and fight the user to get his normal body back

This realization probably came when he couldn’t kiss you, or when his hat became a prison as he was too small to fit and it was the same as covering him in a box

Choppers test of catnip on him was adorable at first, watching him roll over and over and how he purred up a storm

Then Nami was screaming and Franky had to build a quick cat tower because Cat Luffy was high on life and wanted to zoom and climb like a possessed demon of the night

All in all, it was an amusing time and he was also very amused by it again once back to normal 

I hope you are strong enough as Luffy wants to try the cat temperament test again now that he is back to normal

Please tell him he’s cuter the normal way because secretly he’s worried for a moment or two that you’d be disappointed to have lost your kitty cat

Once he understands it was nice but you prefer him he’s bouncing and sunny again, please pay no mind to his babbled plans to get you guys a kitty to play with at the next island…or maybe pay attention to them because he means it

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

Can you do more of the ghouls taking care of cat mc??

The Salem to their Sabrina

Obscuary taking care of a turned cat! MC

Wc:800

Edward

Immediately recognizes you, after he pats his lap for you to jump into and his cold hand rakes your fur while musing and divagating about similar curses and how it would be a shame to break it so soon now that your form turned so cute.

The epitome of an iPad kid now, he is hurdled under a blanket on his loveseat and a cat on his chest.

“If I were to let you out, would you hunt down a love dove for me? I heard that the government uses pigeons as spies and wonder if darkwick does so… why are you leaving without answering?”

Not one to play with you even if you insist, his old bones are too brittle and energy too low for that but he is sure that Lyca would like to play with you.

If you want someone to bring you to help he isn't ideal, he can't really hold you and his parasol at the same time. But you can wait with him until Luca and Kaito notice your absence and start looking for you or Rui starts asking where he found a cat willing to cuddle with him.

Almost wants to keep you a cat, it might be easier that way to care for you after anomalies take over but he reckons you might not appreciate your new body so, with a heavy sigh, he hands you to Lyca who is ordered by Rui to get you to mortenkraken or Nicolas, whoever is closer.

Rui

A cat ambushes him and almost makes him kick them on his way to Obscuary, quickly he figures it isn't any of the staff cats, they meow at him loudly to get his attention, or another cat anomaly, as they would hide from ghouls. It isn't until you tug at his pants to a plot of dirt and paw your name that he recognizes you.

Rolling his jacket around your body and holding you far from his body, he walks to the infirmary or directly to mortenkraken, whichever he guesses is less crowded. After getting told that it would disappear with time he is relieved.

He lets you hang out around his bar, even if he is scared of touching you accidentally, he thinks it's a good way to promote his business. Haru drops by as soon as night falls and is all over you even before getting drunk and being cuddlier, Romeo is just happy that he isn't the target for his hugs.

He is disappointed that when Nicolas came to his bar and rather than drinking it was just to perform a check up because he wasn't available when he took you. He managed to make him drink a watered down shochu before leaving. (is that how it's translated?)

He really wants to prepare you a cocktail but nobody really tested if cats could eat the anomalous infusions so the most he can do is mix catnip tea and cat milk so enjoy your cat-safe milk tea?

No matter at what hour you might get zoomies he is up to play -he can't really sleep but playing with a cute cat is good enough!- he grabs a stick with a string and feathers and waves it around for you to hunt.

He was kinda sad when you returned to normal, he really liked monopolizing you for a few days after having to share time with the other houses, but he will never say it out loud.

Lyca

Surprised at seeing a cat over at Obscuary, given how none of the staff cats go over but after a good sniff he figures it's you, your smell even if one of a cat’s there is a lingering flowery scent under all that fur.

Bring you by the scruff to Rui because he is the one he seeks out when in doubt. His ears almost pop off his head when he yells at him to let you go and he will hurt you.

This is actually a learning experience for him, most of the cats around campus seen skittish around him or outright evade him. He sits down on his blanket in his room with you next to him and a picture book open on the floor. He grabs your paw or tail and repeats the word until he somewhat remembers it.

He heard cats thrive when they eat meat so he tries harder to hunt you a dove, something small to eat for the small cat. Rui explains to him that even if you are a cat you still have your conscience and wouldn't eat raw meat.

“Here, drink, this said cats like milk” “Lyca no! Adult cats can't drink cow milk”

If he has to go to class with you on his shoulder he will wonder why the others can't recognize you, your scent is so different to normal cat's!

[bewitched-hours]

Block Tales | Mina's Adoption (+ Griefer x Mina)

I need more Dadletsky and domesticated Griefer in my life-

"Ya know, I appreciate you trying to help but you should really get the Firebrand by now..." Shedletsky let out an awkward chuckle. He wasn't really used to having someone worry over him like this.

"I know but you didn't look steady in your walk so I got worried..." Mina's concern shone through her words, her ears twitching nervously. Shed obviously wasn't sure how to go about it. He was talking to someone with cat-like anatomy after all and he knew little about cats at all...

"Look, it's sweet of you to care but you're acting like I'm your dad-" He quickly paused, seeming to realize something.

Mina was a little nervous from it, watching the wheels turn in his head before he suddenly took a deep breath. "Mina... You once mentioned you used to live with your mother and sibling... Was there anyone else??" He sounded almost worried.

"Oh! I guess only the village folk. No one really liked to talk about who our father was and I don't remember much about him..." She sheepishly explained as Shedletsky stared at the ground gobsmacked. Like he was just told something that made a lot more answers click into place.

"Mister Shedletsky...?" Her gentle tone seemed to snap him back into reality. "Sorry, sorry, I just can't believe- Your mother must've been a good woman." He tried to awkwardly deflect his actual thoughts, confusing her just a little.

"She was the best! Although, the stress of not being able to find Niko ultimately caused her illness to get worse and I had to take care of her..." Mina's voice was intentionally quiet.

Shedletsky was one of the few people she trusted with her story. The only other two were Brighteyes and Griefer. Brighteyes because she reminded Mina of her biological mother and once broke down because of it. She luckily made sure to ask that the happenings of that breakdown were kept secret.

And Griefer? It was a while after they started dating that Mina confided in him about her worries that Brighteyes might accidentally let it slip in front of others and Griefer did his best to assure her it'll be okay, ultimately ending with him simply getting her to sleep by scratching her in her favourite place behind one of her ears.

The purring she emitted was something reserved only for those she trusted most. A sign of comfort and affection.

A silent promise that she would always love them. Be that as a friend or partner.

Back to the present, Shedletsky tried to give her a reassuring pat on the back. "I see... How about you go find Brighteyes for me and go visit Mayor Thaniyel for a bit? I'll need to talk with her on something but I'd like to see how him and Griefer are holding up." He spoke gently, knowing that Mina was possibly about to spiral again. She knew this was his way of telling her to go to Griefer to ground herself and with a sigh, she went to complete this new 'quest' she was given.

Later, she was surprised to pull into Griefer's crib with a sudden smell of catnip welcoming her in. It wasn't strong but she knew who it was coming from and Griefer was a little startled at first seeing her come in but quickly changed his stance to be more prideful.

"Mina- I- I recently heard that you might like catnip and figured I could find some to just- Stick into my... Neck- thing??" He clearly had no plans for this but Mina smiled softly, already feeling a little better from the smell. "That's like coating yourself with a layer of drugs, Griefer..." She chuckled a bit, watching his eyes go wide.

"Not to me though..." She quickly followed up, sly in her movements as she cuddled herself against her beloved. "I have a higher tolerance because I'm only cat-like so to me, this has a more calming effect. Like animal videos." She smirked a little, knowing he was getting embarrassed.

Poor Griefer, couldn't hide his liking for cute animal videos from his girlfriend when he wanted to seem tough...

Mina was shortly cuddled up to her catnip-smelling boyfriend on his bed, not even caring about how messy it was.

Hell, she could sleep on the jungle floor and it would still feel cleaner than the bed she had in the present. She was just happy to finally have someone who keeps her grounded. (Someone she could domesticate too but we don't talk about that)

Her hat rested on the floor beside the bed, lazily thrown away to allow Griefer access to that little spot that always made her purr. It was like her way of asking for scratches and the purring that ensued never failed to make Griefer feel warm and loved inside.

Maybe it was the way she didn't purr for just anyone. He was one of the very few who could make her purr so intensely and he takes pride in that. Being able to make his girlfriend melt by a simple touch.

It was quiet... And peaceful...

Perfect for a nap...

It wasn't until Mina finally returned to the HQ Basement that she realized why Shedletsky wanted her out for a while.

Brighteyes was practically peppering his face with kisses. And Mina couldn't help but chuckle at how awkward Shed was about it...

Well, more like how awkward he was because of the documents he was holding. But Mina's chuckles seemed to alert them both to her presence and Brighteyes was the first to speak up.

"Mina, what do you think about adoption???" She asked eagerly, taking note of how confused Mina looked.

"I- uh- it's good to give children a home? Why're you asking me??" She tried to sound as polite as possible, the wheels in her head turning as she began to suspect-

"Well~ I convinced Shedletsky to let me adopt you and by extension he will too!" Brighteyes practically dashed back to grab the documents and show them off to the very surprised Mina, who couldn't help but stare at them in disbelief.

It was already all signed and ready... "All that's needed is your signature and we can be an actual family! How does that sound??" Brighteyes was practically beaming while Shedletsky was quick to notice tears forming on Mina's face.

"Hey- hey- you don't have to agree if you don't wan-" He practically rushed to comfort Mina, thinking she was upset.

But it was the opposite. Mina had hugged him with tears of joy.

This whole journey, she missed feeling like she had a family.

She loved her new life, there was no doubt about it. But there was little to do about a heart yearning to be cared for like family again.

And Brighteyes and Shedletsky seemed to be able to fill that heart back up with love. Something Mina had been secretly wishing for.

Brighteyes seemed to recognize her sniffles immediately and smiles softly, watching Mina thank them through quiet sobbing. Shedletsky was having a hard time keeping his tears inside as well, gently patting her on the back as if to reassure her this was real.

She could have a family again and live a semi-normal life collecting the rest of the swords.

This will be one hell of a situation to explain to Builderman though...

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