#cathybrid!könig

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HELP oh god, imagine you leave the lid off their food container by accident and come back to König going absolute ham in it. you’re trying to pull him out but he’s kicking back and trying to get more food into his mouth before you finally yank him out

he acts completely innocent like his fat ass didn’t eat a third of the food in there, just blinks at you and walks away

König and Horangi as a Cat Hybrids

I had this mental image of a new AU but I don't have my tablet to draw on so I'm just gonna vomit out my new AU thoughts.

What about König and Horangi as cat hybrids that reader unknowingly adopts? She just sees these two ragtag cats outside, feels really bad and starts feeding them. Eventually, they start bonding to her so they follow her home. It's kinda hard to tell a cat no when it just sorta walks through the front door (Horangi first and König nervously scooting in afterwards).

It's hard to believe Horangi is a stray. He's a glorious little toyger cat and he's swanning around loving the place up. He is a personality plus cat. He's genuinely the best companion, but also the loudest companion. Will scream at 6am for food. That wakes up König, and König will sit on your face in an attempt to suffocate you for food. They are a horrific duo.

Anyways, Horangi is a great cat but he never leaves either you or König alone. He does not understand the concept of personal space. He's there. Everywhere. You cannot escape loudmouth Horangi. He has opinions and he must share them. Sometimes König will resort to laying on him in an attempt to get him to shut up.

Horangi's also a bit of a jackass. He'll purposefully make messes to laugh at you. He will swat your drinks off the table and steal your keys and hide them in the cat tree. He'll also hide under beds and swat your ankles. He's a devil cat and he's proud of it.

König, on the other hand, is a bit of a ghost cat. You sometimes forget you have two cats. However, when König makes his presence known, it's impossible to ignore. Mostly because he vomits on your carpet and then looks at you sadly. He would clean it up, but that would blow his cover. So instead, he watches as you deal with his problems. He knows what you must do, and for that he is sorry.

König is a ratty black maine coon cat, or maybe a ragdoll. Can't decide yet. Either way, he's a bit uggo but if you just brushed him he'd look fine. His eyes are always crusty and leaking and he'll squirm like a bastard if you try to clean him up. He's a crusty man and he likes it that way.

Most of König's antics revolve around food or being a crusty cat. He is such a food-driven animal that it's insane. He only wants to eat and he will do anything to get to food. He's trampled Horangi numerous times when the dinner bell's been rung. He does everything he can to earn more treats and it's a bit frightening. You're also worried he's gaining weight. You're particularly worried because the way König deals with Horangi's antics is by sitting on him until he stops. He also tries to sit on you to stop you from going places. This is cute until he digs his claws in and hangs on for dear life.

König and Horangi like to stay in their cat forms as often as possible. Quite simply, it's comfortable. Free food, plenty of belly scratches, König gets regular baths so he doesn't smell like a crusty old man, it's a good life for the two of them. Mind you König isn't even that old, he's just crusty.

I just wonder what would be the thing to make reader realize that her two crusty cats are actually crusty men living in her apartment rent-free..

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this cat video is so CatHybrid!König coded to me - absolutely devours his treats

Oh 100%.

I have officially decided, as the main person determined to make cat hybrid!KorTac a thing, that König's cat hybrid nickname is...

FATASS

Bonus of König getting worried about getting tubby (he's not, but damn does he eat)

[gremlinmodetweeker]

so… I was thinking about the CatHybrid!König au…

very big boy, very large, very judgmental as he watches you

He's just so large and puffy! I want to hold him and cuddle him and RAAAAAAAAAAAA he looks soooo fluffy!!!

He would let out the most pitiful meow if you hugged him too much. It would be genuinely pathetic.

[machveil]

Horangi is so real for that

they’d never go too far, but I definitely like the idea of König and Horangi trying to get the other in trouble, the other heavily amused when it backfires. Horangi breaks into a treat bag intending to leave it by König’s bed but Reader catches him in the act. König drags in another dead animal to pin it on Horangi but wasn’t expecting Reader to be right there - staring at him horrified for a moment before shooing him away to get rid of it. when Reader comes back König is nowhere to be found

But but babe, what if König can't work child locks and reader wakes up to broken ones???

König absolutely breaks child locks. He'll wait until reader goes to bed then shifts to either open them or break them off. He's a menace. Thing is, he doesn't like cat food so much when he's shifted, so he goes after the fridge. Most of the time he goes out, mindful not to eat his host out of house and home, but sometimes Reader buys a really nice treat or a tub of ice cream and he can't help himself!

Reader wakes up the next day to find their treat missing. They don't really know why, but they suspect König. Whenever a child lock is broken, they blame König.

Little do they know Horangi breaks the child locks on purpose to watch Reader bitch out König.

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reblog for fatass CatHybrid!König

Based on the thoughts that König is a fatass of a cat.

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this sparks immense joy

this man is starved, he hasn’t eaten in five (5) whole minutes

Cat hybrid!König is an absolute fatass about food. As of now, Reader's nickname for him is 'Fatass' like Cartman from South Park. He's a genuine nightmare to deal with. He just won't stop eating, and it takes child locks to get him to stop tucking in (and then he just shifts when Reaer is asleep to eat more). He's absolutely awful. Reader is regularly eaten out of house and home.

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König and Horangi trying to figure out how to get Reader to splurge on them more

Mine friendo, the cat men and actual fish and stuff, salmon or tuna compared to canned cat food? Does König's fat ass eat the bag of tuna or demand the highest of quality of kitter food?

Okay so, König will eat anything and everything. For a good while, life was good for Reader. They could get whatever cheap crap they wanted and König would eat it all.

However, Horangi wouldn't.

Horangi started to get a bit thin. He turned his nose up at the stuff, looked away when Reader tried to feed him. He got huffy and puffy and upset. So what did reader do? She had to upgrade the food quality.

Now, if you get top of the line cat food, Horangi might eat it, but it's best to give him cooked meats and fish. He's incredibly fussy.

Now, one cat being fussy is one thing. Unfortunately, König quickly caught on and now he's fussy too! So now you have two fussy cats who both want prime quality fish and meat every night.

The problem, of course, is Horangi basically went on a silent hunger strike. König is too much of a fatass to be silent. He yowled and wailed and cried for ages until Reader gave in and gave him a bite of meat. Then he demanded more. And more. AND MORE.

Now, the grocery bill has basically tripled. However, notably, you got raises at your job. You boss looked very stressed when they told you. You keep finding extra change around the house. You notice that lately, you've been quite fortunate in circumstances. Friends are more willing to pay you back, all those debts are suddenly cleared (which causes a whole panic but that gets sorted when you hear it was a billionaire paying student loans). You somehow seem to find yourself getting more money.

And what do you do with this money? You treat your babies, of course!

Horangi and König are scrambling to find ways to get you more money. At this point, they're struggling to stay undercover because both of them want to sweep you off your feet and splurge on you. Until they figure out how they can both date you, they'll stick to making sure you find a hundred dollar bill crumpled beside your welcome mat.

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update: I did not stop at one haha

he does not appreciate being picked up good luck trying, I know his ass is h e a v y. if he were to ever lay down on your chest while you’re in bed you’d get smothered (male Maine Coons can range from 15-25 lbs/6.8-11.3 kg)

so… I was thinking about the CatHybrid!König au…

very big boy, very large, very judgmental as he watches you

He's just so large and puffy! I want to hold him and cuddle him and RAAAAAAAAAAAA he looks soooo fluffy!!!

He would let out the most pitiful meow if you hugged him too much. It would be genuinely pathetic.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Oh my Lord he's such a fatass. If he weren't a hybrid he'd be morbidly obese. I love him for it though, but now I need to draw König going ape-brain when he sees a treat.

König and Horangi as a Cat Hybrids

I had this mental image of a new AU but I don't have my tablet to draw on so I'm just gonna vomit out my new AU thoughts.

What about König and Horangi as cat hybrids that reader unknowingly adopts? She just sees these two ragtag cats outside, feels really bad and starts feeding them. Eventually, they start bonding to her so they follow her home. It's kinda hard to tell a cat no when it just sorta walks through the front door (Horangi first and König nervously scooting in afterwards).

It's hard to believe Horangi is a stray. He's a glorious little toyger cat and he's swanning around loving the place up. He is a personality plus cat. He's genuinely the best companion, but also the loudest companion. Will scream at 6am for food. That wakes up König, and König will sit on your face in an attempt to suffocate you for food. They are a horrific duo.

Anyways, Horangi is a great cat but he never leaves either you or König alone. He does not understand the concept of personal space. He's there. Everywhere. You cannot escape loudmouth Horangi. He has opinions and he must share them. Sometimes König will resort to laying on him in an attempt to get him to shut up.

Horangi's also a bit of a jackass. He'll purposefully make messes to laugh at you. He will swat your drinks off the table and steal your keys and hide them in the cat tree. He'll also hide under beds and swat your ankles. He's a devil cat and he's proud of it.

König, on the other hand, is a bit of a ghost cat. You sometimes forget you have two cats. However, when König makes his presence known, it's impossible to ignore. Mostly because he vomits on your carpet and then looks at you sadly. He would clean it up, but that would blow his cover. So instead, he watches as you deal with his problems. He knows what you must do, and for that he is sorry.

König is a ratty black maine coon cat, or maybe a ragdoll. Can't decide yet. Either way, he's a bit uggo but if you just brushed him he'd look fine. His eyes are always crusty and leaking and he'll squirm like a bastard if you try to clean him up. He's a crusty man and he likes it that way.

Most of König's antics revolve around food or being a crusty cat. He is such a food-driven animal that it's insane. He only wants to eat and he will do anything to get to food. He's trampled Horangi numerous times when the dinner bell's been rung. He does everything he can to earn more treats and it's a bit frightening. You're also worried he's gaining weight. You're particularly worried because the way König deals with Horangi's antics is by sitting on him until he stops. He also tries to sit on you to stop you from going places. This is cute until he digs his claws in and hangs on for dear life.

König and Horangi like to stay in their cat forms as often as possible. Quite simply, it's comfortable. Free food, plenty of belly scratches, König gets regular baths so he doesn't smell like a crusty old man, it's a good life for the two of them. Mind you König isn't even that old, he's just crusty.

I just wonder what would be the thing to make reader realize that her two crusty cats are actually crusty men living in her apartment rent-free..