#kim hong kin cod

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Cat hybrid!König is an absolute fatass about food. As of now, Reader's nickname for him is 'Fatass' like Cartman from South Park. He's a genuine nightmare to deal with. He just won't stop eating, and it takes child locks to get him to stop tucking in (and then he just shifts when Reaer is asleep to eat more). He's absolutely awful. Reader is regularly eaten out of house and home.

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König and Horangi as a Cat Hybrids

I had this mental image of a new AU but I don't have my tablet to draw on so I'm just gonna vomit out my new AU thoughts.

What about König and Horangi as cat hybrids that reader unknowingly adopts? She just sees these two ragtag cats outside, feels really bad and starts feeding them. Eventually, they start bonding to her so they follow her home. It's kinda hard to tell a cat no when it just sorta walks through the front door (Horangi first and König nervously scooting in afterwards).

It's hard to believe Horangi is a stray. He's a glorious little toyger cat and he's swanning around loving the place up. He is a personality plus cat. He's genuinely the best companion, but also the loudest companion. Will scream at 6am for food. That wakes up König, and König will sit on your face in an attempt to suffocate you for food. They are a horrific duo.

Anyways, Horangi is a great cat but he never leaves either you or König alone. He does not understand the concept of personal space. He's there. Everywhere. You cannot escape loudmouth Horangi. He has opinions and he must share them. Sometimes König will resort to laying on him in an attempt to get him to shut up.

Horangi's also a bit of a jackass. He'll purposefully make messes to laugh at you. He will swat your drinks off the table and steal your keys and hide them in the cat tree. He'll also hide under beds and swat your ankles. He's a devil cat and he's proud of it.

König, on the other hand, is a bit of a ghost cat. You sometimes forget you have two cats. However, when König makes his presence known, it's impossible to ignore. Mostly because he vomits on your carpet and then looks at you sadly. He would clean it up, but that would blow his cover. So instead, he watches as you deal with his problems. He knows what you must do, and for that he is sorry.

König is a ratty black maine coon cat, or maybe a ragdoll. Can't decide yet. Either way, he's a bit uggo but if you just brushed him he'd look fine. His eyes are always crusty and leaking and he'll squirm like a bastard if you try to clean him up. He's a crusty man and he likes it that way.

Most of König's antics revolve around food or being a crusty cat. He is such a food-driven animal that it's insane. He only wants to eat and he will do anything to get to food. He's trampled Horangi numerous times when the dinner bell's been rung. He does everything he can to earn more treats and it's a bit frightening. You're also worried he's gaining weight. You're particularly worried because the way König deals with Horangi's antics is by sitting on him until he stops. He also tries to sit on you to stop you from going places. This is cute until he digs his claws in and hangs on for dear life.

König and Horangi like to stay in their cat forms as often as possible. Quite simply, it's comfortable. Free food, plenty of belly scratches, König gets regular baths so he doesn't smell like a crusty old man, it's a good life for the two of them. Mind you König isn't even that old, he's just crusty.

I just wonder what would be the thing to make reader realize that her two crusty cats are actually crusty men living in her apartment rent-free..

[gremlinmodetweeker]

so… I was thinking about the CatHybrid!König au…

very big boy, very large, very judgmental as he watches you

He's just so large and puffy! I want to hold him and cuddle him and RAAAAAAAAAAAA he looks soooo fluffy!!!

He would let out the most pitiful meow if you hugged him too much. It would be genuinely pathetic.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Based on the thoughts that König is a fatass of a cat.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

MY FRIENDO I HAD THOUGHTS IN THE SHOWER!!!

Cat König and Horangi, killing vermin with extreme brutal, not natural cat like torture methods. A stray wayward mouse? Gone, a long with all its family in a mile radius. Racoon trying to go through your garbage and make a mess of things, suddenly everything much much cleaner. A rabbit in your garden? Well now there's one in the sink, wouldn't want to waste a good meal now would you Dove?

I think Horangi would be the particularly nasty one. Not in cruelty, but in sheer amount. It gets to a point where you have to put a bell on his collar to stop him from making Mt. Mouse in the corner of your room. It's rather disturbing to see with what efficiency he hunts. That said, your house has never been cleaner. You gotta give credit where it's due, right?

I will say that Horangi is at least somewhat merciful. He pounces, he kills, that's it. Horangi is an efficient mouser. He's not going to be cruel and play with his prey.

Horangi, as a smaller cat, also tends to go for smaller prey. He goes for voles, mice, rats, and moles and stuff. It's nasty to pick up after him, but at least he isn't a monster like König.

Now, cat hybrid!König is a nasty fuck.

He goes for bigger prey. He's the one to deposit the rabbit in the sink. He's the one to go after the raccoon. He's the one to wage war on the world around you. The best part is that because he's so lazy when Reader is around, Reader just assumes Horangi's also responsible for the mouse. König never suffers the bell.

So this means that at night, König is a complete bastard. He will go on his killing sprees and he'll be mean about it. He'll be brutal about how he kills, digging in and tearing apart. He does have some few mercies, he doesn't go after nesting birds in the garden (Reader loves to give them a bird feeder and cares deeply for this pair of mourning doves) but he does think about eating those eggs. He won't, but he'll scare the willies out of those birds.

König is the one to drag the larger prey through the cat-flap and into the home. He's happy to see Reader pick up his freshly killed rabbit. He's devastated when Reader buries it in the backyard. Like, come on man! He killed that thing! For you! He's shocked, he's dismayed, he's hurt.

He's killing a giant raccoon and stuffing it under your bed next.

Fuck you, Reader.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

König realizing his folly to late when your sick and turn over to cuddle him for warm and weighted blanket. And he can't get away and you just snuggle closer, snot all over the big bastard. Meaning more baths and best of all, König gets sick to.

There is no doubt König struggles. He honestly probably wanted to help you feel better, give you comfort while you're sick.

That or he sat on you to get you up to give him more food.

Most likely it's sympathy, I like to imagine that as feral and cryptid-y as König is, he does care about his owner (read: pet). He just wanted to keep you company in the best way he knew how.

Now he's struggling to breathe as you pull him in tight. He's so fluffy, and his fur is oddly fluffy today. No matts, it's almost like he actually cleaned himself properly to snuggle you! Who are you to resist his fluffy cuddles? So soft, so cute, he's perfect.

Imagine your surprise when you get better but your cat starts to slow down. König doesn't look so eager to eat now. He's just laying there. Did he just sneeze?

You try to take him to the vet but he magically disappears before you can get him into the carrier. You end up rescheduling the appointment, but only once you've you rescheduled do you notice him huddled in blankets on the sofa.

You glare at him.

He sneezes.

You hate that cat.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Cause I can't get enough of these stupid cat assholes, Horangi training himself out of the bell. Sure it jingles, but it jingles to late. Only is noisy when he WANTS to be. Like having the zoomies all over your room right when you're about to fall asleep and wait- the fuck did it turn gold? You sweat it was silver?? Maybe your going crazy, that cat doesn't have anything but that shiny yellow color on him? Silver acceptable, stainless steel? The audacity!!

I go on about König being an eldritch cryptid cat, but Horangi is just the same. He just puts on a better mask. He's horrifying and a horrible cat but we love him anyways. He's too cute to hate.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

I love your shit and may or may not have knocked the dog shit out of myself on a piece of work equipment. So here we go~

Reader or whomstever, feeder of the cryptid eldtrrich kitter katters, runs into some strikingly familiar... Not kitter katters? A Korean with an obnoxious amount of gold, and an imposing behemoth that just staaaares.

But back to Kitterangi, catching him trying to lift someone's wallet and just, instinctively scolding him like you do your cat and realize what your doing to a potential harmful individual. Until your eyes fall on a familiar gold bell and staaare and in the heat of the moment, 'Not' Kitterangi promptly says, 'its a kink'. To which one abort missions and leaves red faced with 'Not' Kitterangi laughing his ass off. And when you get home, you find Kitterangi smug as FUCK. and just.... What did you do...

I imagine you're going out and enjoying a night on the town, having a grand old time, and then... Someone in the distance looks.. Familiar.

It's a Korean man, dressed to the nines with chains, watches and a ring on each finger. He looks down his nose at a man nearly a foot taller than him, dressed in casual clothes with a big long black hood over his face. The Korean man's chatting up a storm, but as you get closer you realize the other man is basically silent.

You're passing by when you feel someone patting your pockets.

You whirl around with a huff and rip your wallet out of the Korean man's outstretched hand.

"Don't you dare!" you snarl, only to be taken aback by your tone.

"Dare what?" the Korean man's mask may hide his lower face, but his smile is clear as day.

"Dare..." you feel like you're scolding your cats back home. Why do you feel like you're scolding your cats? It's a grown man in front of you!

"Cat got your tongue?" the Korean grunts when he's elbowed by his taller friend.

"Don't," the big one grunts in some strange european accent.

"But it's fun!" the smaller one whines before he turns back to you, "anyways, see ya later, loser."

You're left flapping your jaw uselessly as the duo strolls away. You watch as they disappear into the crowd. How did you lose the big guy? It was like he vanished out of sight.

You're left patting down your sides. Your wallet's back in your pocket, your phone is there too. You're fine, everything's in place.

Then why do you feel so lost?

[gremlinmodetweeker]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE write something because this brings me nothing but joy. I would be overjoyed if you wrote something! YOU'D BETTER TAG ME WHEN YOU POST SO I CAN SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE.

Cat Hybrid!Horangi is a neighbourhood thief. He's a scoundrel.

Based off of @lialucis 's ideas

[gremlinmodetweeker]

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE.

I can't believe there's a world where you didn't show the rest. I am horrified. I need ALL of the blorbos.

Also, König absolutely uses his weight to cause problems. There is no way he doesn't try to ask for cuddles by sitting his entire weight on your chest when you're taking a nap. I bet he's big even for a maine coon, so he's probably a bit above 25lb. He's a big chonker, but he tries to be a small little dainty cat (he fails miserably).

He's disgusted that Horangi can dance around wherever he wants. König tried that and accidentally took down a wall shelf.

so… I was thinking about the CatHybrid!König au…

very big boy, very large, very judgmental as he watches you

He's just so large and puffy! I want to hold him and cuddle him and RAAAAAAAAAAAA he looks soooo fluffy!!!

He would let out the most pitiful meow if you hugged him too much. It would be genuinely pathetic.

[gremlinmodetweeker]

This need to be drawn. Stat.

König and Horangi as a Cat Hybrids

I had this mental image of a new AU but I don't have my tablet to draw on so I'm just gonna vomit out my new AU thoughts.

What about König and Horangi as cat hybrids that reader unknowingly adopts? She just sees these two ragtag cats outside, feels really bad and starts feeding them. Eventually, they start bonding to her so they follow her home. It's kinda hard to tell a cat no when it just sorta walks through the front door (Horangi first and König nervously scooting in afterwards).

It's hard to believe Horangi is a stray. He's a glorious little toyger cat and he's swanning around loving the place up. He is a personality plus cat. He's genuinely the best companion, but also the loudest companion. Will scream at 6am for food. That wakes up König, and König will sit on your face in an attempt to suffocate you for food. They are a horrific duo.

Anyways, Horangi is a great cat but he never leaves either you or König alone. He does not understand the concept of personal space. He's there. Everywhere. You cannot escape loudmouth Horangi. He has opinions and he must share them. Sometimes König will resort to laying on him in an attempt to get him to shut up.

Horangi's also a bit of a jackass. He'll purposefully make messes to laugh at you. He will swat your drinks off the table and steal your keys and hide them in the cat tree. He'll also hide under beds and swat your ankles. He's a devil cat and he's proud of it.

König, on the other hand, is a bit of a ghost cat. You sometimes forget you have two cats. However, when König makes his presence known, it's impossible to ignore. Mostly because he vomits on your carpet and then looks at you sadly. He would clean it up, but that would blow his cover. So instead, he watches as you deal with his problems. He knows what you must do, and for that he is sorry.

König is a ratty black maine coon cat, or maybe a ragdoll. Can't decide yet. Either way, he's a bit uggo but if you just brushed him he'd look fine. His eyes are always crusty and leaking and he'll squirm like a bastard if you try to clean him up. He's a crusty man and he likes it that way.

Most of König's antics revolve around food or being a crusty cat. He is such a food-driven animal that it's insane. He only wants to eat and he will do anything to get to food. He's trampled Horangi numerous times when the dinner bell's been rung. He does everything he can to earn more treats and it's a bit frightening. You're also worried he's gaining weight. You're particularly worried because the way König deals with Horangi's antics is by sitting on him until he stops. He also tries to sit on you to stop you from going places. This is cute until he digs his claws in and hangs on for dear life.

König and Horangi like to stay in their cat forms as often as possible. Quite simply, it's comfortable. Free food, plenty of belly scratches, König gets regular baths so he doesn't smell like a crusty old man, it's a good life for the two of them. Mind you König isn't even that old, he's just crusty.

I just wonder what would be the thing to make reader realize that her two crusty cats are actually crusty men living in her apartment rent-free..

[gremlinmodetweeker]

Horangi is a beast of an animal. He's so playful and cute and fun and then you realize the string of cat burglaries plaguing the neighbourhood was, in fact, committed by a cat burglar.

You have to post to the local neighbourhood watch Facebook page to get people to get their stuff back. Most people are good natured, but a couple of people look like they're about to strangle either you, Horangi, or both of you.

König and Horangi as a Cat Hybrids

I had this mental image of a new AU but I don't have my tablet to draw on so I'm just gonna vomit out my new AU thoughts.

What about König and Horangi as cat hybrids that reader unknowingly adopts? She just sees these two ragtag cats outside, feels really bad and starts feeding them. Eventually, they start bonding to her so they follow her home. It's kinda hard to tell a cat no when it just sorta walks through the front door (Horangi first and König nervously scooting in afterwards).

It's hard to believe Horangi is a stray. He's a glorious little toyger cat and he's swanning around loving the place up. He is a personality plus cat. He's genuinely the best companion, but also the loudest companion. Will scream at 6am for food. That wakes up König, and König will sit on your face in an attempt to suffocate you for food. They are a horrific duo.

Anyways, Horangi is a great cat but he never leaves either you or König alone. He does not understand the concept of personal space. He's there. Everywhere. You cannot escape loudmouth Horangi. He has opinions and he must share them. Sometimes König will resort to laying on him in an attempt to get him to shut up.

Horangi's also a bit of a jackass. He'll purposefully make messes to laugh at you. He will swat your drinks off the table and steal your keys and hide them in the cat tree. He'll also hide under beds and swat your ankles. He's a devil cat and he's proud of it.

König, on the other hand, is a bit of a ghost cat. You sometimes forget you have two cats. However, when König makes his presence known, it's impossible to ignore. Mostly because he vomits on your carpet and then looks at you sadly. He would clean it up, but that would blow his cover. So instead, he watches as you deal with his problems. He knows what you must do, and for that he is sorry.

König is a ratty black maine coon cat, or maybe a ragdoll. Can't decide yet. Either way, he's a bit uggo but if you just brushed him he'd look fine. His eyes are always crusty and leaking and he'll squirm like a bastard if you try to clean him up. He's a crusty man and he likes it that way.

Most of König's antics revolve around food or being a crusty cat. He is such a food-driven animal that it's insane. He only wants to eat and he will do anything to get to food. He's trampled Horangi numerous times when the dinner bell's been rung. He does everything he can to earn more treats and it's a bit frightening. You're also worried he's gaining weight. You're particularly worried because the way König deals with Horangi's antics is by sitting on him until he stops. He also tries to sit on you to stop you from going places. This is cute until he digs his claws in and hangs on for dear life.

König and Horangi like to stay in their cat forms as often as possible. Quite simply, it's comfortable. Free food, plenty of belly scratches, König gets regular baths so he doesn't smell like a crusty old man, it's a good life for the two of them. Mind you König isn't even that old, he's just crusty.

I just wonder what would be the thing to make reader realize that her two crusty cats are actually crusty men living in her apartment rent-free..