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PSA
Please make sure you have something with you that can be used for help or emergencies. At times I truly hate having my phone on me. It’s a deep seated love hate relationship. And while I did make this post so that I could get my thoughts and feelings out I also made this so that the next time someone does something they bring a “safety net”. This could be as simple as walking to your mailbox, going to the neighbors, getting something from your car. Please just remember to grab your keysfor the car door, flashlight for the dark, phone for emergencies, etc. and if you do what I’ll end up doing on many nights which is not listening to my own words either way do your best to stay safe 🩷
(And yes, I do feel like one of those people who have the most random and rare thing happen to them but then make it their life mission to inform EVERYONE.)
TLDR; I got my thumb stuck in my car door with no keys or phone. Got helped after about 10 minutes.
Trigger warning: Finger injury, blood, shitty writing
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I came home after shopping at 11 PM. I went inside for the first time and accidentally locked my car with the audible arm chirp going off. (My father heard this and recognized it as “okay she’s home”) I then went back outside to grab things out of my car. I set my phone and my car keys on the bannister next to my front door.
I walked off of my porch, passed my father’s car, and arrived at the driver side of my car. As I was locking up I turned off my car lights and went to shut the door. I manually locked the door, this is where it’s fuzzy I don’t remember how I shut the door if I gently pushed the door shut or slammed it with my hip - I frequently do both.
By the time I saw what was happening it was too late I couldn’t move my hand. My left hand had been turning the lights off and locking up and my right hand was on the side of the car where the door shuts on. Again, a bit fuzzy but I feel like my whole hand was there and for some reason I didn’t move my whole hand in time just my main 4 fingers. Maybe that bits wrong. Either way, the next thing I know my thumb is stuck in the door and that’s when I realized I’m utterly screwed. I’m screaming for help, blood curdling screams. I’m begging, pleading for anyone to help me.
Visible representation of mwah
I tried my best to stay calm and think of different ways I could get out.
- [ ] Even though my phone was out of reach I was desperate for Siri to work. This MFer wants to work if I say something stupid like SERIously but not in this situation. I’m assuming she was too far away or didn’t recognize my voice. It sucked though because, while I assumed she was too far away, I couldn’t be sure. There’s plenty of times where I’m in my house in a completely different room, I call her name. No response but I continue with my request of “play music” and she does. I was hoping that I just couldn’t hear her response this time. This was in fact not the case, she definitely couldn’t hear me or didn’t recognize my voice. I think the reason it sucked the most was because each time I tried I had this hope bloom in my chest, lingering thinking that I couldn’t hear but it was working. Each time I was crushed because it kept failing.
- [ ] I tried slamming on the car to see if the alarm would go off. Apparently, it doesn’t cause I was beating the shit out of this thing with no response.
- [ ] I also tried breaking the window to no avail. As I jokingly said later, sad day to learn I don’t have super strength. I was looking for anything that could break the windows, not a single rock in sight. I attempted to reach the tire to see if there was anything, even the tire pressure cap, that could come off and break the window. Because of how I was positioned in the door it wasn’t even remotely possible.
- [ ] I tried prying the door open for even a little bit of room but alas still not she hulk. Bummer. Thumb part but mostly no she hulk part.
- [ ] I even attempted to just pull my thumb out. That was definitely a no go. I can’t find a visual representation but I feel like I’ve seen it in a movie. It felt like the skin was going to just rip right off my thumb…which duh
Me when I explain this to everyone:
Finally, I hear my dad’s voice but it sounds angry and startled. (At this point thank you sweet baby Jesus to my dad but also to my OCD for making me have to keep shut doors slightly cracked open which is probably one of the main reasons he was able to hear me) And now back to our regularly scheduled program. I’m screaming, pleading, begging for him to help me. He doesn’t understand what’s happening. He’s trying to rush to me but I can barely get the words out. He has to turn around to get the car keys off the banister. He said he thought people were outside fighting. I can tell he’s scared, understanding finally that something’s wrong with me. He got the key, comes around the side of the car and finally sees my hand. He’s hesitant to open the door, later saying he didn’t know if somehow it would be worse but that either way the door had to be opened. The door opens and I’m still howling. He brings me inside but now I’m feeling it, reaaaaaally feeling. It. In reality though, while the physical pain was present that’s not what was making me the most upset. I was so thankful I had been heard.
Don’t get me wrong at times I was cursing everyone like “why can’t anyone hear me???? You’re telling me you’re that heavy of a sleeper? Your walls are that thick? Etc” but then when I sat there I was realizing if my dad, who is a LIGHT, sleeper couldn’t hear me for that long how could I expect anyone else to in a way? People are heavy sleeps, are deaf/HOH, have sound machines, TVs, fans, etc. I get it, it was still a scary realization.
Later as he’s talking to me he says something about “well I’m assuming you weren’t screaming the whole time”. I couldn’t lie. I told him I was. That I had been screaming as loud as possible and that’s why I was scared. No. One. Was. Hearing. Me. He looked so sad, like he let me down. I felt so bad, it broke my heart. I feel kind of silly, it’s not like he saved me from dying but I kept/keep saying it anyways “thank you so much for hearing me dad”, “thank you for getting me”, “thank you”. I truly mean it because if he hadn’t I don’t know if anyone would have.
And while I get that 10 minutes is no where near 7 hours and a thumb can seem inconsequential ….while I was experiencing the first 5 minutes I didn’t know it wasn’t going to be 7 hours. It’s so crazy to think about now.
At times I truly hate having my phone on me. And while I did make this post so that I could get my thoughts and feelings out I also made this so that the next time someone does something they bring a “safety net”. Keys for the car door, flashlight for the dark, phone for emergencies, etc. and if you do what I’ll end up doing on many nights which is not listening to my own words either way do your best to stay safe 🩷
On a funnier note,
A few days after turning my car into my own personal torture device I’m seeing my niece. She’s said once or twice “I’m so sorry that happened”, checked on me, made sure I was okay, etc. Later in the evening it gets brought up and at one point my sister says to me “god, that’s so crazy. I can’t even believe that happened” to which my niece then says to me “yeah how did that happen? you’re an adult aren’t you?”
My response but with more giggling
#sweet baby jesus#talladega nights#be safe#accident#scared the shit out of me#injury#storytelling#roasted#ascarytimeforthisspookyseason#catchmeoutside#actuallypleasedont#ineverwanttogooutsideagain#this has been a psa#important psa#ocd#dad#dark humor#ihadtoaddsomegifspostwritingsoitwasntsodepressing
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We don’t have to leave today
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Soaking my tits
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Veja a letra da música “Catch Me Outside” de Ski Mask the Slump God
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Rapper Bhad Bhabie Posts & Deletes Instagram Video About DV From Baby Daddy Le Vaughn (LV)
Bhad Bhabie, whose real name is Danielle Bregoli, shared a video on Instagram showing her boyfriend, Le Vaughn, laying hands on her.
The video was quickly deleted after being posted, but not before it caught the attention of her followers and the media.
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Listen to skepta_GREAZEMODE (choicevaughan flip) by choicevaughan. on #SoundCloud
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so at like 10p tnghht i started tryna snowskate proper... but it's like learning to skateboard all over again. roll-ins are diff, bailing is diff, flip tricks are almost impossible, and everything's fckng slipperyyyy. but it made my night when i caught a shuv and kept cruisin 💪🏻 lol also my phone ran out of memory so this is all i got 🤷🏼 [12.14.2020.] . . . . . #ambition #ambitionsnowskates @ambitionsnowskates #snow #snowskate #skate #skating #skateboarding #weneedanambalam #squareone #learning #winter #winteractivities #catchmeoutside #howboutdat https://www.instagram.com/p/CIz0tOyl_DF/?igshid=pe5bch1qr4r4
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#sundaze#sunny#sunkissed#bluesky#self#skin#skindeep#tumblr aesthetic quotes#tumblresque#art#collage#catchmeoutside
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#catchmeoutside (at AKA West Hollywood) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9XXPnhgRa2/?igshid=1otd41ieytw3y
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It’s awesome to have someone help me to stay fit. #voiceover #stayfit #stayhealthy #stayfitstayhealthy #walkitout #familyfitness #thisismyfamily #atl #neverafraidtolive #neverafraidtolove #whereyouat #catchmeoutside (at Atlanta, Georgia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_BIg-iJVdD/?igshid=rgp6fjh8cohx
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If this shoe fits, lace it up and wear it out to town. #loseingfollowers #screwit #yousahoe #theaudienceisabunchofhoes #theaudienceislistening #music #song #books #telecaster #ludacris #drphil #catchmeoutside #cashmeoutsidehowboutdat #indieauthor #jackass #hairofthedog https://www.instagram.com/p/CARCTXwAFKr/?igshid=lei17jtjk6n8
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