#catchef

[isai-64v16]

"Gastronomy with a feline touch"

"Cooking with 'purr'-fection."

"Perfection in every 'meow' ment ;3"

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[evilminji]

Okay this is going to drive me INSANE. D:>

Dearly beloved, Phandom darlings...

Can DANNY EAT VIDEO GAME/TV FOOD?

I... I NEED to know. You don't UNDERSTAND!? Think about it. No, seriously. THINK about all those HIGHLY unrealistic, too good to be true, PERFECT looking meals. Animated shows n games etc where there are chefs who will "cook for Anybody!"

Now think about being 14 going 20. A teenager. A broke college student. Your fridge is empty and everything you touch? Comes back to LIFE. You're... you're just so hungry. Tired. Your bruises have bruises and you have a paper due tomorrow.

I kinda want to CRY.

Can only eat cup ramen so many times before you DO.

And this show? That commercial? Yonder cooking game?? Well... they did a REAL good job animating it. It looks so WARM. So FILLING and COMFORTING. You can practically SMELL it.

You look down at your sad, soggy, cheap but you can afford it, EZ Noodles and? Feel something BREAK inside. You... you KNOW you can travel inside technology. KNOW this. Have done it before. Why... why AREN'T you? You can't keep living like this.

You gotta TRY, right?

I? Wanna believe it TOTALLY works?? Because Ectoplasm is weird like that? And just shrugs? Says "actual food, the concept of food backed by electricity, what's the difference? Sure, we can fuck with this"? And so Danny? IMMEDIATELY fucking switches his diet.

Like? Dead stop screech, slam on the breaks, u-turn to take that last off-ramp. Type IMMEDIATE.

Grocery bill? No, no, you mistake him! No. NOW it's his "carefully researched for their cooking, games and shows" bill. Touch his collection and he'll FUCKING BITE.

They got sticky notes on the cases. Menus n lil fold out "grocery store" locations. He punched a dragon for this fruit. Mmmmm, home cooked meeeeeals~

Just? Weird Foodie Danny. Yes he DOES know what those steaks taste like. While YOU fuckers were staring at the cat girls bizangas, HE was eating granny cat lady's home made meatball stew! Ha! YOU FOOLS!

More then that? I want him to write reviews. Like "yeah, fight system was OKAY but- *5 hour glowing rant about the food, sounding like a food critic who'd actually fucking gone and loved it* " and people are like?? Who? Is this funky lil madman? This is hilarious?

I want it to be DPxDC JUST? So everyone slowly starts to play the game "Meta or Shtick?" Because no one REALLY knows who he is. This dude gets POPULAR though. For some reason can't be hacked (shame on you guys! Way to try and ruin the FUN!). And like? Eventually? Someone just fucking ASKS?

And Danny is like... " wouldn't YOU like to know, weatherboy?"

So everyone is like:

"Meta."

But hey... since they're already ASSUMING~? >:3c WHOOOOO wants to help him PAY RENT~? Let's VLOG this fucker! Wooooo! Say "hi" Catchef! *feline noises* like? It's like a let's play combined with a mukbang.

Teen Heros everywhere are FACINATED. Game developers are suddenly like? "If there's food. You BETTER make it look amazing. We want that weird YouTube twink to... whatever his powers are, our game! Free viral marketing!" Food channels? Rending their clothes, on their KNEES, please! PLEASE! Just ANSWER OUR EMAIL! Just ONE SHOW! A one off! Guest appearance!

We have MONEY!!!

All while Danny? Is finally happy with his life. Weird as hell. Harrasing the world. Good food on the regular. Gets to travel, kinda. Best of all? He's raising money from it! Can help people! Now... who wants salad?

@babbling-babull @hdgnj @hypewinter @legitimatesatanspawn @spidori @dcxdpdabbles @the-witchhunter @lolottes

[jihyoruri]

BRO THE ENGLISH TEACHER ASKED IN CLASS WHAT WR WLD DO IF A MAN STOLE OUR BAG FROM US THEN SONE GOEL SAKD SHED SHOOT HIM WITH A GUN AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHEN I RAISED MY HAND SOME OTHER GIRL SAID to me "(my name) all u need to is high five him" AND THEN the teacher gkt mad at ehr anx then she sajd "MISS SHES SO STRONGGG" anx kts funny how she said i shld js hivh fuve hjm because i accidentslly hrut her everytime i high fuvr ehr she even sajd to her friend that said she wld shoot the guy that she underdtood how i catchef the ball whenever we play basketball or hsndball since in hsndball im always goalkeeprr and my mom doesnt eant me to high five people now

-🥊

THIS WAS A LOT LMAOOOOO

[personallycrazywonders]

Catchef giving half can cat food and half kibble dinners for the aunty and her nephew.

They left a review. A purrfectiest dish.

[lemonlavenderarchive]

hi kay! top 5 pastries?

hi arlo!! ohhh tht’s a tough question buuut

1. egg tarts!!!!! 

2. regular croissants or chocolate croissants, honestly either variation is good :]

3. fruit tarts! favorite is probably raspberry ^_^

4. gulab jamun!!

5. cinnamon rolls!

[bianabova]

How to Bake Apple Pie! I'm considering doing a whole series of illustrations like this with my little kitty chef showing y'all how it's done ;D . . . #digitalart #digitalpainting #illustration #art #instaart #applepie #recipe #cookbook #foodillustration #cat #chef #catchef #photoshop #bianabova #instaartist

[korosuki]

Best for last 🍖 Still the best animation in the game. 👌🏻 Since I didn’t have time to make all the monsters cellphone stands, as intended, I picked this as the only option. Hopefully they come out as planned, because I have no idea what I’m doing. ✨🦐 Stickers and keychains coming soon too 🐟✨ . . #monsterhunterworld #monsterhunter #meowscularchef #palico #chefcat #catchef #fanart #capcom #videogames #videogamefanart #chibiart #cutecats #gains #derpcat

[elfrancawi]

Cat Chef This Design is Made for Chefs Who Love Cats and Funny things http://bit.ly/catchef

[jinribbit-blog]

Cat Chef

[tortozal]

Cuando el gato 🐱 cocina no hay ratón 🐭 que valga . . . . #cuentosdegatos #cats #petcats #gatoenlacocina #catchef #catkitchen#foodcat #elgatococina #diasygatos #catsmoment (en Caracas, D.F., Venezuela) https://www.instagram.com/p/B7Jlc4SBfUO/?igshid=1g4omgx1ueuok

[lensesforsnapchat]

Cat Chef Snapchat Lens & Filter

https://lensesforsnap.com/cat-chef-snapchat-lens-filter/

[theropoda]

liveposting the jerma Super Bowl

[jgillo]

#dailysketch 36//365 . Drew my kitty friend, Miyagi, cooking mushrooms!! #cats inside joke! 😜😼🍳 . . . Media🎨: #pencil + #watercolor . . . . . . . #JG2D #Chicago #artist #traditionalart #artjournal #draweveryday #art #journal #sketchbook #theperfectsketchbook #artistsofinstagram #illustration #tinybookcvlt #sketch #sundaze #catchef #cook #mushrooms #miyagi #random

[shadowwalkerink]

More Inktobers for the week. Hard to post on Tumblr some times.

[lemonlavenderarchive]

sage peach & lavender 💙💙💙

what do u think of me?

ILY thank u bestie arlo right back at u!!! 🥺💖💖

[elizabethadreamblr]

Cooking Cat | Super Spicy Noodles 🍜 Best Korean Food