#cat yapps

[sasucaty]

modi ji should stop lecturing other countries to protect their minorities when he himself failed to protect the women of his country.

[jester-w-n0n4m3]

AWESOME ART FROM @niko-aspin YIPE‼️‼️

[2009-ghost]

What’re your favorite cat pics you have?

hello anon! you ask and i shall deliver!

first, we have the beast sitting on clothes and stuff because he knows he shouldn't and looking guilty af for the most part

next, sleeping like he's possessed or deceased

the concerned face

some more silliness

and i would add more but tumblr doesn't let me post more than 10 pics so these are what y'all get for now lol

[agentadhdr1zzlander]

Might actually stop reading warrior cats soon, I was shocked to see a ninth arc be revealed, that is too many books.

The series should’ve ended a long time ago. I’ll finish a starless clan and maybe buy the graphic novel. But after that I’ll probably stop reading the new kitty books

I feel a bit the same way with the reveal of a fourth arc for wings of fire as I don’t want it to happen, I didn’t like the ending of book fifteen but I thought it was an okay end to WoF.

Although I’ll still read the new wings of fire books, I am a long time fan who has all of the books, how could I not want to complete my collection whenever a new book comes out?

[shrimpsuru]

Bucchigiri doodles! I really like this show, I think everyone is super charming and fun! And all the designs are all so good ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝

I'm gonna go on a quick rant about Arajin, because I have no one to talk about this with, so let me shout into the void:

Okay- So as I watching the show, I really liked everyone. I thought Arajin and his pathetic-ness and wet cat nature was charming, He's a loser and I love him for that! Even when he was being a bit of an asshole I was still quite fond of him, He's flawed and that's what made him interesting. He's a bit more complex than people give him credit for. Since my opinion of Ara was fairly positive, I thought most people would agree- (I didn't think he was all that bad and most people would also find him charming) I was so surprised when I found out how many people absolutely hate this guys guts, it was so different from what I excepted lmao. I understand being annoyed with Ara and I can see how some might not like him too much, but they were on my boy's ass 💀

First of all, Ara doesn't want OR like to fight, he's just a regular teen boy, he's nothing like this big buff dudes who are constantly look for someone strong to punch. If it weren't for Senya, Ara would've been done for by now. All Ara want's is to get a girlfriend, and that's normal for a boy his age!! Everyone else in the show are the freaks, my guy just wants love!! The only reason he fights is because his delusional ass is in love with a girl who knows she can play him like a fiddle, or when he's backed into a corner an has no other choice. Arajin wanted a slice of life high school romance and was instead thrown into the middle of a gang war with a bunch of dudes who are hellbent on fighting lmao

He's just a silly little guy!! He's not built for all this violence!!

Don't get me wrong the way Ara treats Matakara is frustrating at times, and I wish they would just talk (And I'm gonna be honest the fact Matakara still looks at Ara positivelyis really surprising lmao (I'd hold one hell of a grudge but I'm just petty)) but at the same time, I don't really blame Ara. He feels guilty, and in reality he probably hates himself (For multiple different reasons). He left Matakara behind and it eats at him, just the thought of the memory triggered a nervous stomach ache. Matakara is a walking reminder of what Ara doesn't like about himself, of course he's going to avoid him like the plague. Doesn't mean its good, or even healthy but that's just how people are. Even so Ara is only ever outwardly hostile towards Matakara when the past is brought up, every other time he can have a somewhat normal interaction (even if its reluctant). And with the newest episodes, Ara is now being a bit softer with him. Progress! Its small, but still progress!

Also small complaint, there are SO many worse mcs that do far more unbearable things, Arajin is practically a saint in comparison lol ( Doesn't mean anyone not liking him is invalid or anything, again I can totally understand why some don't like him!! Just because he's better than most doesn't mean he still cant be bad for people!! ☆(＃××))

Rant over- Am I thinking to far into it? perhaps. but who cares! It's a silly show at the end of the day and I just like to yapp passionately into the void

[screeblees]

Haihaiaihaihi!!!! I reallllllllllllly like ur Angry Yan x comfort reader drabbles!!! I'm someone you'd call an absolute night owl, and maybe even someone with a big mouth. I'm always up for saying what I liek and fighting people I think are dumb. (Verbally. Most of the time.)

At night, (if the day hasn't beat my ass) I'm an insane lunatic who rambles to herself. think of me like a cat. very judgy one. (but if the day has beat my ass and I'm crying on the floor i'm just going to sleep in my tears) (jk no tears cowgirls don't cry/j)

TL;DR: I'm a bitch and I like to yapp, but I love going insane at night and talking and rambling like there's no tomorrow. That or I'm out cold like ice. There's no in-between. (btw kinda willing)

sorry i wrote this at 12:56 am and I am sick so I feel a bit silly nyahahah just a little nayahah

MEOWWWWW bounCES OFF YOUR walls very politely.

If you can't make sense of my gibberish please tell me and i'll rewrite it later when i feel more sane.

Hii!! Thanks so much for the ask (and for the very polite meows and wall-bouncing :3)!! I hope I managed to correctly translate your stream of thoughts <3

Angry ! Yandere Headcanons here !

Sorry it's been a bit since I've posted!! I get pretty busy this time of year so I've been writing where I can!

But please still send asks, I love receiving them!! :D

Find my Masterlist here !

Please enjoy!!<33

❥ Angry ! Yandere who cannot help but be in awe of you as he listens to your extensive ramblings of your topic of choice, the two of you have all the time in the world after all!

❥ Angry ! Yandere who was initially worried your talkative nature would be replaced with a shell of yourself when he first took you as his, but very quickly - as soon as you woke up, actually - that that would not be the case and found himself thrilled to hear your defiant words (he would soon teach you, but this was a great first step in your adjustment!)

❥ Angry ! Yandere who cannot find it within him to be made angry by your words, (almost) no matter what you say - at least towards you, other people on the other hand are an entirely different story - even with your extreme lack of filter, which makes him more lenient with you than he would in other areas (making back-talk your only real way to be defiant). Although this can change at the drop of a hat if his mood is already rough, that forgiving attitude being nowhere to be seen even with that usually tolerance.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who immensely enjoys not needing to punish you - it makes him proud that the two of you have come so far since he first brought you here - his moods are made even better by your chatterbox personality which supplies him a near-continuous source of peace, basking in it.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who takes great pleasure in the sound of your voice, especially when he’s falling asleep while you stay up for hours, long into the night. Your babble like white noise or pleasant rain sounds for him (and only him) to fall asleep to.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who doesn’t mind if you stay up late playing video games or working on a hobby - as long as you can sit on the bed with him whilst doing so as to let him sleep on or near you.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who minds immensely if you are the type to get up and move around a lot, needing to be up and moving not only takes the sounds of your voice move farther away from his ears but it stops him from being able to loop his arms around your waist or rest his head against you - this will only end in you being tied up and unable to leave him, which may be uncomfortable but he’s too busy cuddling you to sleep to notice.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who will put his foot down if he feels your staying up late is having negative effects. He’ll disallow caffeinated drinks and tie you to the bed at night but if you’re still unable to sleep then he’ll go straight to the sleeping pills to solve this issue, having zero patience to try any more methods which he feels will be unhelpful.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who loves the nights all energy escapes you (naturally, without the pills) and you are left practically passed out wherever you had decided to sit that evening, leaving you very pliable for cuddling without the rope or bindings in the way.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who feels pity for his Darling when the struggles of the day come crashing down a little too harshly, leaving you teary and unwelcome to the idea of moving from your chosen spot on the basement floor.

❥ Angry ! Yandere who either just scoops you up from the floor, depositing you on the bed and joining you for a cuddle-fest or joins you on the floor with some blankets and pillows, ready to get comfy where you are. He hopes to provide an ounce of the comfort you provide him by the hour just from being in your near-presence...

[imtheproblems]

quackity x warrior cats fan!reader

♧genre? -- fluff

♧type? -- headcanons

♧TW? -- none, no use of Y/N, no gender specified..

♧Authors note? -- its the time of the year ya'll 😭😭 my first ff >:33 sorry 4 sum weird things english is not my first language -w- (+ i cant write im ltrlly so dumb) i decided 2 write ffs i couldnt find hehe?

✮ starting off!! u would def torture him to read at least ONE book qwp

✮ poor boy didn't know what was happening

✮ if collect like funky editions, or books in another language, you would def show him everything

✮ imagine him talking w/ u abt like his fav cat or sum shit so cuteee😭

✮ he would be interested in like bad characters, i js know that

✮ OMG HE GIVES SUCH LIONBLAZE VIBES OMGGG

✮ if he read Into the wild and u start bragging abt other books he would be like 'bish tf r u talking abt' but he would actl read more to js know what r u talking 'bout

✮ i feel like his fav character would be Tigerclaw js bcs he's a villain T,,T

✮ this man wants 2 know more abt warriors!!

✮ i feel like after fire and ice (idk if this is the og name//) he would like get sooo into it

✮ would spoil u in figurines (i want them sm pls smn buy me i dont have money//)

✮ he will (ik this//) yapp abt this on stream like 😭😭 "yall do yk abt this silly book series?? its called warriors and its abt cats n stuff go read it rn :33"

✮ will buy them in spanish omgomg (if there r idrk..//)

✮ Baisicly u got him a new hyperfixation T,,T

[3wwo-guys]

𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 (Ninjago x Male elemental master reader)(Lloyd Garmadon x Male elemental master reader)(Elemental master of The Supernatural)

★ Word count: 1k

★ Summary: After the merge, Atlas still doesn't make contact with his ninja team. However, at the Tournament of Sources, the team find their two missing ninja on the wrong side. (Ninjago x Male elemental master reader)(Lloyd Garmadon x Male elemental master reader)(more of an OC)

★ Warning: Fighting.

A/N: Anyone listen to the Supergrass song with the same title. I kept singing it while writing this.

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 :)

Roby spins on his levitating board as he announces the next round. I stand, leaning against one of the nearby temples. The ninjas—my past teammates—are gathered at one end. I spot three new ninjas: one wearing orange, one with cat ears, and another… oh god, it’s another Kai. Speaking of which, there’s a missing Kai. Also present is Lloyd. I notice he has finally taken up his role as master. I would congratulate him if I weren’t trying to gain Ras’ trust.

Roby snaps me out of my daze as he loudly (and annoyingly) hypes up the crowd. “Are you ready? I think you are. Yeah!” His large head is projected onto the massive TVs on the top display. “When they talk about the Tournament of the Sources, they often say ‘Legendary’ and ‘Mythic.’ But now they’ll also say ‘Mega-tight’ and ‘Stang-zoot’—” He continues, overly exaggerating his movements. I snarl, quite annoyed by Roby; he’s just not my type of person. I prefer calm—mostly—collected individuals, someone who can take charge. Be a reliable leader. Like Lloyd…. “—A new word I just made up, let the games continue!” However, I have to admit, that his flare and playfulness are most welcoming. Furthermore, it's quite comforting to see the ninja after such a long time. "Get your umbrella hats on causes it's about to rain elemental powers!" God this guy talks a lot. Nearly as much as Jay. Dude yapps. "First up today, she's smoking hot and likes to fight a lot. It's Wyldfyre, Elemental Master of Heat!" One of the new ninjas, I have very high hopes for this one. She was trained by Lloyd so how could I doubt that much. Since the merge, I have noticed a spike in the elemental masters, and a lot of new elemental powers appearing. I watch as the ninja hype up Wyldfyre, cheering for her. "Versus a spooky man, with a somehow more soulless gaze. Atlas! Elemental Master of, BOO, Supernatural."

There are loud gasps as I walk to the front of Ras' group, most of my team smirking widely at the ninja. Lloyd looks at me, his gaze soft and sad, with just a hint of sharp betrayal. Maybe, that gaze is enough to break my facade, that is, if I was fighting him head-on. However, fortunately, I am spared from having to fight my best friend - and maybe lover? I walk towards the middle of the entry of the arena, Wyldfyre doing the same, with Lloyd stalking just behind. I look away from Lloyd, pulling up my face mast to conceal just half of my face. I suppose it helps to cover the soft smile that temps itself to dance onto my lips. Or, the smirk that fights to plaster itself on my face. Though, Lloyd - oh the confident one - decides to ignore my obvious caution to stay away, by grabbing one of my hands. With a matching one of his and using the other to grip my neck scarf - one that he bought for me himself - this brings are faces inches closer. "Lloyd..." I whisper cautiously. My eyes widen in shock, he's never been this angry or forward. At least, not at me. "Where have you been?!" He shouted, causing me to - attempt - to step back. I shove him back, dusting myself off. Fixing my quickly cracking facade.        "-First to get it out of the circle wins!" I only catch the last part as I reposition myself next to my opponent. "Wyldfyre, I know you're itching for a good fight. But please, just go for the flag and win the game." Lloyd commanded. However, Wyldfyre seemed to totally disregard this information, instead deciding to ignore him entirely. "You know, I would listen to him if I were you. With his advice, maybe there's a chance I won't absolutely eat you alive." I empathise it by using a finger to hook around my mask, dragging it down. I smirk, opening my mouth, and showing them my lower and upper fangs. Sticking out my long, black tongue. I grin and lick my lips, putting the mask back in its original place. "Let's go spooky stuff!" Cheers Cinder from the sidelines. Lloyd looks at me with a mix of shock and anger, I watch as he shivers at my sinister tone.

Then the bell rings, and we both sprint forward, though I'm at an advantage and easily overtake her. Before I can get to the flag though, she shoots fire in front of me, I easily use the small fragment of Realm crystal in my ring to teleport behind her. Using spinjitzu to hit her into the air, I teleport over her in the air. I clasp my hands together and use all my force to hit her back, sending her flying towards the floor. Before I can use my spinjitzu again, Lloyd shouts from the sidelines. "Master Wu taught you that, you know longer have the honour to use it!" I look at him, stopping my movements. Instead of using spinjitzu, I pull out a wolf mask - which was previously strapped to my back. "Fine." I put the mask on, Ras hits the gong and I go into a shatter spin. Hitting Wyldfyre head-on, she flies out of the stadium, slamming against a wall. I walk towards the flag, grasping it and tossing it somewhere over my shoulder.

"We have a winner! Wooo." Roby announces. I turn facing my ex-team, Nya and Zane look away, as if too ashamed to look at me. However, Cole speaks up. "Atlas...Really? With them? Did we mean nothing to you? Me? I thought we were close, you were like a little brother. Zane? Nya? Jay? what about Kai? He was your mentor, a big brother, even closer than us. And.. Lloyd? How could you throw that away to side with them?" I look away, ashamed. I should be ashamed, to betray them. To betray Lloyd. But, I'm not really betraying them if I'm being a double agent. Right? However, once again, I'm broken from my thoughts by Roby. "The elemental transfer." He says though he doesn't look very happy with the outcome of the match. I spread my arms, bowing dramatically, accepting the gift of Heat. I throw a fireball into the air, causing little specks to rain down. "Flashy." says an unknown voice from behind me. Probably owned by Roby or Cinder.

And that concludes the matches for tonight.

[expiredsoda]

It’s hella late for me so you’ll get a less unhinged ask but multiple edition because you’re the one FCD member I haven’t personally victimized or interrogated

WOULD YOU RATHER

• Face off against Donna in a fist fight (you HAVE to defeat her in order to be released from the ring, she doesn’t want to fight you but she isn’t being given a choice)

• Deal with the stans, Mia, Miranda and Cassandra all over the course of 6 hours (how you deal with them is up to you, do tell how you’d deal with them)

Dealing with them: nullify them so they can cause no more harm

And an additional ask, do you have any pets? What kind of pets?

Do you play any games? Which games? :)

just when you thought the fire wouldn't burn to ya own doorstep 💀

1.) hmm obviously, fist fighting donna is a "hell nah" I mean come on not like I would could ever lay a finger on her, I ain't no wife beater 🗣️‼️

which now led us to face the other option... sigh

I think the stans and mia are relatively easy as long cassandra isn't mentioned in a convo/do something that could endangered the filipino twink. I have plenty of experience dealing with the ✨popular griles✨ for example, just be their dog

ughm I mean ughh yeah what I'm saying is I can deal with these kind of people if needed, as for "nullify" them welp they wouldn't cause any harm as long I'm smart about my mouth 💀

for cassandra herself I think she wouldn't actually be too hard either, at most I got my ear yapp off or get flirt ig 🤷 which both are fine with me 😔(😏) engaging some convo with cass would actually be fun though ngl

last but not least, miranda the bird bitch herself 👏 there no room for me to speak, she's the one to decide how to deal with me 💀. honestly though, I imagine miranda would just be the typical headmistress to npc student, so at most she's just gonna ask me a lot of stuff about my grades 💀

now that I think about it I rather spend the time with donna instead🧍huh what you say? I have to DEFEAT her in order to get RELEASED from the ring? who say I wanna get released 😏 (ayo bro???

2.) I only got one doggo (milo) as for now, another precious old baby just passed away not long ago 🕊️, though I am more of a cat person lmao ':3c

3.) as for games, mostly gacha games rn like hsr/re1999/path to nowhere, they all got good artstyle and amazing plot lines which made sense that I also enjoy some visual novels, or interactive story based game like life is strange etc

[despressoslatte]

I was looking for some fanfics for my sweet boy Zach Maclaren and I found your blog with Not The Zoey You Wanted. It got me hooked right at the summary because I just couldn't tolerate the whole movie at all... That's why I feel really grateful that you took your precious time to write an alternative plot for the movie itself and for the sake of everything that is holy under the name of Zach Maclaren (and Drew Starkey himself because he's just so dreamy to me lol). I have some requests but I guess I'll just patiently wait here for new updates on NTZYW and send my first greetings to you. Hello Liyah! - May

awww this is so so so sweet!! and omg yes!! ive rewatched that movie so many times simply for cutie zach/drew, but GODDDD the rage i'd feel over zoey miller. LIKE PLEASE GIRL, second hand embarrassment, zero groveling at the end to truly deserve a guy like zach. and the way zoe wallace was meant to be depicted as this like "mean girl" character when in reality, some girl pretended to be her AND stole her man in the process. a moment of silence for zoe wallace, who as far as we know, zach really really really liked!! especially since his family had never met her yet his parents and avery knew so much about her!!! the boy yappped and yapppped and yapppppedddd only to end up with the cat fish. i sigh.

[milobobilooo]

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Hi my name is milo and i use he/him and xey/xem pronouns! Please do not use they/them pronouns for me. I am queer trans person who loves micro labels and xenogenders. I am autigender!!! My autism impacts my gender in ways that can not be separated!! Fuck right off if you’re gonna tell me i can’t be that way <3

I am a low-medium support needs autistic person. I struggle with reading tone and understanding jokes a lot. I use tone tags frequently so if you don’t like those get off my page.

I mostly reblog things related to:

Queer identities and positivity, Trans positivity and stuff, Xenogenders and microlabels, Good omens, Stardew valley, Sharks and Opossums, Art, and more.

My Tags are:

(Talking abt my opinions/life) #milo yapps

(My xenogender hoard) #milos gender hoard

(Favorite stimboards) #milo’s fav stim boards

That’s all, hope you have a good day :D (smile face)

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[sasucaty]

the FUNNIEST shit occurs at night. dakat mamas think they can loot everything but the public is on the streets doing the most random shit ever. even bd army is DONE with gen z.

[ume-ume-39]

some more doodles cuz ofc

sketch doodles

doodles canonicaly made by my oc rin sateko (the dude in the first drawing) (it was for a skit thing that i did with jin cuz funny)

doodles i made while working on my summer ume drawing

other doodles

and finaly. The greatest ume reaction image. He is absolutely horrified of what he's witnessing

also off topic bit i've been listening to the mind electric a whole ton recently and i wanna make an oc based on it and just the rest of hawaii part || cuz its really good. But i'm currently banned from making song based ocs temporarily ://

i also have a lot more oc ideas but i'm trying to minimize them as much as i can cuz i don't want way too many

anyways heres my cat as a gift for listening to me yapp

[2009-ghost]

I bless you with Toby pics ♡

He's so menacingly cute ^^

his beanss😭❤️❤️

girl i love your cat he's so pretty 🛐

he appears to enjoy nomming on stuff very much XD what's his fav food?

[frawbert]

crocheting? gouache? job hunting and picking up mindful hobbies yet stricken with yapp to cat

[vavuska]

TINA AND HER LOVE FANTASIES (Part Two)

4 - Tina is into furries

In STEAL MAGAZINE-OLIAS (S11 Ep20) Belcher kids get into a cat-and-mouse game with Dr. Yap when he catches them stealing a magazin from the waiting room of his office, while Tina is fancied by a comic character on the same magazine, a fox dentist called Professor Foxtail.

Tina: Am I crazy or is that, like, the dreamiest fox scientist ever?

Louise: The first thing you said.

Tina: Gene, how about we stop hogging the magazine, huh, buddy?

Gene: Sorry.

Tina: Hey, you.

Dr. Yapp: Please don’t stroke the magazines.

Tina: Yep. Yep. I didn’t kiss it, either, when no one was looking.

Later, when Bob asks how was the dentist, Tina answers: “I fell in love. I mean, uh, never mind. I-It wasn’t a fox scientist.”

First Part

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