#andy hozier

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

My motivation to finish a paper

[oh-let-there-be-hotel-complaints]

[poppy-in-the-woods]

I think being hugged tight by a tall man who writes pretty lyrics and has a good singing voice would do good for me. Not fix me, but pretty close.

[lifemod17]

No I still haven't gotten over this

hozier in blue jeans save me... hozier in blue jeans. save me hozier in blue jeans!!!

📸: charles.reagan | instagram

Railbird Festival || 06/01/2024

[desertpups]

NOBODY'S SOLDIER. COMING SOON.

[andi-o-geyser]

smh he can't touch his balls because he's falling out of a window to his death

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

sunlight is THE song of all time. the first two verses amount to (more or less) “you are my sunshine and i’ll love you forever.” on verse three he offers to kill himself

[merp-blerp]

This is the best thing I've learned all day

[nadja-antipaxos]

Look who is on his socials for a fleeting moment!!

[plesiosaurys]

[fandomfloozy]

Hozier confirming that Too Sweet was a contender for the Gluttony Circle only for the tiktok girlies to still misconstrue the song as a REJECTION of its subject is honestly gonna be my villain origin story

[suffering-asthmatic-tifosi]

Tiny Hands, Giant Hands

Warnings: none, I mean this isn’t the best fic ever

Pairing: Hozier x Fem!reader (the gender isn’t even specified tbh)

Word Count: 613

Summary: Seeing Andy again after a long tour was the best, but something about him seemed different all it took was one touch for you to really see that.

You didn’t expect him to be at the party you got invited to. You assumed it was just some good friends reuniting after a while, and you definitely didn’t know your brother was so close to him.

“Oh hey I didn’t you’d be here” he said, making you turn to face him.

“I was thinking the same thing”, you said with a smile.

He asked you how you were and how your pets were doing. You told him about how you got a new cat and had a trip planned for Italy soon.

You both talked about everything, from his music to different breeds of cats. It felt so nice to be reunited after a long time of not seeing your friend.

But there was something different about Andrew. Maybe his hair was a little longer, or his eyes a little greener, but there was something about him that you never noticed before.

You didn’t notice but he felt the same way. Something was blossoming between you both. Something new.

“Oh my God y/n, you wanna know a funny story from the Tour?” He asked you with a goofy grin on his face.

You nodded yes, you loved his tour stories.

“So the fans have started making friendship bracelets and giving them to each other, I think it’s because of Taylor I saw her do that. It’s so sweet tho I quite enjoy it. But anyway, so one girl, she handed me a bracelet that said ‘The Hoziest’ on it. I thought it hilarious so I took it. The thing is it was much too big for my wrist. So when I almost fell off my hand, poor girl, she apologized so much. I felt a little bad so I twisted the bottom and made it fit nicely then she was so happy.”

“Awwwwe that’s so sweet the fans are sharing the bracelets with you” you said to him.

“It was very nice, but do my wrists look that big?” He asked while taking his thumb and middle finger and wrapping them around his wrist to measure.

“See not that big”, he said with his fingers around his wrist

“Andy your fingers are huge that doesn’t count.”, you said giggling, removing his fingers and wrapping yours around his wrist to measure with ‘accurate’ sized fingers.

“And your fingers are so short Y/n” he said with a chuckle.

You shook your head no and you both put your hand out to measure hands.

But because you could never have any _perfect_ rom com moment you both put out different hands. You go to switch you hands but he does too. You both go back and forth like this a couple times until he gently grabs your wrist and puts your hands together.

“See tiny hands” he says looking at you adoringly.

“No giant hands” you said, still looking down and your hands connected.

You looked up and locked eyes with Andrew. Maybe his eyes did get greener..

Your fingers were about to intertwine when-

“Hey Andrew get over here John’s trying to impress everyone with his guitar skills or lack there of.”

Andy chuckled and smiled at you before getting up to leave.

You weren’t even mad, there was a spark, you could feel it. And oh how exciting it was.

Now how would your boyfriend react to this…

[the-grave-of-andrew]

"I'll crawl home to her."

[poppy-in-the-woods]

I need to wash a pretty man's hair: massage his scalp and untangle his luscious locks, put hair mask on him and read to him while it takes effect, and then rinse and style it.

[lifemod17]

IF I SPEAK 😳 NO I'M NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK 😳 the tags will be my (and your) safe space

Source: De Volkskrant

[desertpups]

pandora: Spoken like a true Pisces 😂 let's celebrate @hozier's birthday and the release of his EP 'Eat Your Young'!