#cat shenanigans

[cats-and-confusion]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

[ozzgin]

*Leaves this on your frontstep and runs away* 🪻

-🐈‍⬛ anon

I appreciate your gift, little pal, but you'll be sniffing them from your catio. Back inside with you!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My Bombay cat (who's jet black) fell into my food bin that was filled with water, when I pulled him out to dry him off, he turned white for 5 minutes...

(He's never been in water and now I'm scared he will turn white lol.)

[jadenoryuu]

Day 21+25: Shatter+Blame

He's innocent for once, he swears!

@tourettesdog's LBM is a menace, but he will get away scott free since @dashing-through-ecto Little Baby Loop is in the house and Maddie doesn't trust him a bit!

꒰(@｀꒳´)꒱

[crystalelemental]

Finally got the dulcet tones of our sweet lad boy on camera. Gather round to hear him screm.

[kittymeiga]

Vicious wild animal attack caught on camera!!

[punks-never-die205]

So while I was at work last week I learned that in Scotland if a black cat shows up at your doorstep it's considered a symbol of good luck. I couldn't help but have several scenarios in my head throughout the weekend.

Nobody knows how the cat came aboard the Victoria Punk, they've been out on the water for at least three days. Quincy thinks it snuck on board and has been hiding out until thirst or hunger brought him out, either that or it's a lucky spirit. Kid's doesn't believe in superstition, he makes his own luck.

Kid doesn't want it on board, they don't need a cat. But Dive and a few others have already become attached so he relents. But the second it starts causing problems or has kittens, it's off the ship.

House confirms that kittens are not going to be an issue. It's a tom (male cat). They name him Presley, it was either that or Lou.

Five days later, Kid's still not convinced that they need a cat on board. Until Killer finds several mice with half their skulls ripped off in a corner of the galley. The galley is kept so clean and tidy that the discovery of a rodent problem is baffling. "I guess we need the darn cat after all"

They quickly learn that when the cat gets the zoomies and profusely grooms himself it's not a good thing "Aww, you got the zoomies? That's so cute...oh shit, you have zoomies. Everyone get ready, a storm's coming in!"

His presence is a benefit for those in need of a serotonin boost or who just want a cuddle.

When the phantom pains make it hard for Kid to fall asleep, Presley will carefully lay over his arm and gently knead his paws into Kid's shoulder while purring the whole time. These actions help Kid relax just enough to help him catch a few wink of sleep, House will later comment that Presley was probably trying to help his captain feel better.

Kid won't admit it, but he's slowly growing fond of the little furball and the morale boost he brings to his crew.

That's all I can remember off the top of my head. Thought you might enjoy.

No but I love this

it's so CUTE \o/ and perfect (purrfect) XD

I am so just DEEPLY enamored with the trope of "cat that is a human" or in this case the reader, and like. The ideas, I have them XD

thank you so much for sharing!

[ihaveacatnow]

>_< she's in my bewts

[chaos-triangle]

Meow ^^

- @lilipinesmaccinson

Mew!

[xecutivecucumber]

I have been betrayed. Bamboozled. Hurt.

I have just witnessed my beloved cat, whose name is Phee, BAT MY SEASON 2 BLACK SERIES TECH OFF OF HIS SHELF.

HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME? HAVEN'T I SEEN HIM FALL ENOUGH???

[arcticwolfpaws]

This is the face of a fussy little criminal who chewed through my window screen. Side note, she is fine. She's back inside and she is safe.

(Update) the next morning the little criminal tried to bully my hundred something pound dog who plays with her son regularly. Dog didn't understand she wasn't playing and she was moved for her safety i don't want pupper upset. currently pupper is eating a potato and miss mama cat is napping in her favorite spot

[purrpowerco]

She's the final approver for all products that go into our cat store. Lol

Purr Power Co Coming Late Summer 🌞😻

[ozzgin]

I apologize in advance for the blogpost, but this feels too ridiculous not to share.

One evening in March, my partner went to take out the trash and returned with an orange cat. It followed him all the way back to our apartment, and just...waltzed in. At the time we were taking care of our last senior rat, so we didn't want to stress him: we briefly played with the cat in the hallway, then put it outside.

This Sunday evening, we ordered pizza. The delivery man knocked on our door to ask us if the cat was ours. Excuse us? Behind him was the same orange cat, who once again strutted in and began to investigate our apartment. We no longer have rats, and we kept some of their belongings, like the big cat tower, which seemed to entertain the guest. We are, however, in the middle of a declutter, so the visit had to be cut short.

Is this the cat distribution system people talk of? Do we just…order some cat foot and wait for the next time it shows up?

[cyazurai]

Ghost (my recently spayed kitten): playing with a black speck on the ground

Me: Is that a stink bug?

Ghost: sniffs the speck, jerks back, and gags

Me: Thanks for answering my question.

[synstoria]

I think my cat is plotting the downfall of Calidya.🗡️

I should be extra careful not leaving my documents open in the next few days 🐈

[crystalelemental]

Gia, the cat with the braincell, has successfully achieved overgeneralization. See, she has pieced together that, just before bed, I take care of any stray dishes, then give out treats, so she comes to the kitchen now when she hears the sink run at any time. And now she has figured out that wait a second, there are sink noises in this other room, and cat parents are holding out on delicious hidden treats for Gia!

This is the bathroom, girl. There are no treats. There have never been treats here.