#cat shaming

[sephiramy]

I told him he was not allowed to put his paw on my enchilada and he made this face

I am beside myself

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Rip when my giant black maine coon x persian mixed cat gets fat shamed for being, well, the size of a maine coon x persian ig. Or, slightly, gasp, furry compared to a short hair.

Are people normally whipping out face-tune for cats now? And plastic surgery?

Connasse stupide.

C'est comme si on faisait honte à un lion parce qu'il est plus gros qu'un chihuahua. Pah.

His head is nearly as big as mine. That's not fatness. He is just LARGE. Also, tbh why would y'all say a cat needs a face lift.

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This is what a healthy maine coon x persian mix should typically look like. Not mine, below ⬇️

They also continue to grow for 4-5 years and become larger than other breeds. Often, cats mature by 18 months old. These grow for much longer, so there's a significant difference.

He has talons, incredibly massive teeth, and is the most gentle thing. A beauty, healthy (I should hope so, I've been raising all types of cats since I was like, 5). People aren't often used to cat breeds closer to larger cats, though. It can be more work to train and frightening for some, but maine coons possess a very kind nature, like ragdolls, and are great anxiety cats.

[theotherwesley]

I am delighted that Newt the Cat has so many new admirers on the internet! (Newt the Cat:)

Now is the perfect time for me to shame him publically.

Let me tell you a fact about Newt the Cat. Newt the Cat has a particular obsession with toilets. Yes, he will drink from them, but more importantly, he will gaze into them-- like an alchemist divining the secrets of a scrying pool.

He will bring offerings to the toilet, usually hair bands, and sometimes, unfortunately, mice, dropping them into the bowl and waiting patiently with his paws on the rim, to see if the vortex will accept them. He has learned that when people sit on the toilet and leave things in it, there is a magic whirlpool that takes them away, and this is deeply entrancing to him.

Each time he brings a vanquished rubber band to drop in the bowl, he is hopeful that it will activate the exciting water feature. This is why everyone in the house has to remember to check for Newt Surprises before using the toilets, and if they lose the game, then Newt gets his wish.

[arcticwolfpaws]

This is the face of a fussy little criminal who chewed through my window screen. Side note, she is fine. She's back inside and she is safe.

(Update) the next morning the little criminal tried to bully my hundred something pound dog who plays with her son regularly. Dog didn't understand she wasn't playing and she was moved for her safety i don't want pupper upset. currently pupper is eating a potato and miss mama cat is napping in her favorite spot

[ihaveacatnow]

i'm sorry it's ridiculous and undignified but she can't heave her enormous bulk up on to the curtain rail any more

[zippy-elly]

Alright everyone, it's Shelley shaming time.

I love this grumpy old lady, I really do.

But SOMEBODY decided to attack the vet during her checkup today (which she's never done before) so we had to reschedule.

And SOMEBODY kept picking at a scab on her ear until it became a Super Scab, so now she has to take meds to clear it up.

And SOMEBODY now has to take anti-anxiety meds before her next appointment.

(who am I kidding, this is really just an excuse to make everyone look at my cat)

[a-mountain-girl]

This is a cat shaming post.

Before you is a little demon. This morning I first let the other cat, who you see sitting in the background of the second picture, either contemplating the universe or *dial up noises*. He has been desperate for attention for the last few days so I gave him a trial run at hanging out, but he's needy and kept getting up and moving out of my line of sight so had to go back out.* A minute later the demon before you snuck inside when another household member was getting the mail. I let her come sit in my office, but she didn't want to sit, she wanted to be out and exploring.

Fast forward a few minutes, I was fed up with her whining and pawing at the door so I let her out and walked to the back door to send her outside. Only, she didn't follow me to the door, she went a different way. I had to spend the next few minutes searching the entire house for her and she didn't follow her usual routes.

So where did I find her? She was in the master bathroom, drinking from my parents' toilet.

She was standing there, balancing with her back paws up on the seat and her front paws down in the bowl, toilet water on her paws and dripping down her chest. Muddy paw prints were on the seat.

I have banned her from the house for the rest of the day and her new nickname is Miss Toilet Water.

*I am not in control of the indoor/outdoor situation and technically neither cat is supposed to be inside ever, but I like having a little buddy in my office, provided they're not whining at me or clawing stuff.

**also these are not my cats, we're long-term cat-sitting for a relative.

[theriversdaughter]

Why are you like this, Púca?

(Image description: A hand holding up a hand-written sign saying "It has been 0 days since Mom had to call the emergency vet/poison control" in front of a small black cat lying on a cat tree. The cat is chewing on the sign, which has several bite marks on it already.)

[stepfordgoth]

My cats are actually the most ABSOLUTELY USELESS "garden protectors" ever. They just sit and watch as rabbits go around my garden and do whatever they please. Like. Come ON lads you literally only have one job!!!!

[i-can-has-cheezburger]

Today's Theme Is: Bad Kitties!

[runeberry]

Cat shaming happening in our household.

[doumekiss]

Today Matilda woke up and chose violence 💔🤕

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

"I required a bath because I stepped in my own pee"

... and left little pee paw prints all over the floor. 😩

[vulpine111]

Publicly shaming my cat for scratching my futon when there are plenty of other things for her to scratch, now.

[violetpinkandpowderblue]

My dumbass cat won’t stop eating her sisters’ food. Everybody shame her.

[arctic-hands]

BRATTY BABBY BOY

We gave him his liquid painkiller and his anti-nausea pill, and then after we were sure he swallowed it we gave him his high-cal Churu which he happily went to town on and finished pretty quickly. So job well done, right?

Well a minute later I hear him pawing at the hardwood, which I know means he's trying to hide something (like the fact he threw up, for instance), and I just knew that clever little fucker spat out the pill AND HE DID. HE CHEEKED THE PILL AND PLAYED THE LONG CON