Remember that you have to allow yourself to be sad, cry for hours, read that book again for nostalgia, listen to that song on repeat for five hours, watch that tv-show for the 100th time, masturbate, watch porn, daydream about a relationship with your crush, plan a 7 part book. Do anything that gets you through the day even if it's not productive. It's not a competition. It's a global pendemic for fuck's sake.
So because I'm such a foodie I thought I'd try out this new recipe that's super popular in the United States right now. This is my recipe for the Trump Quarentini.
So get out your cocktail glass and put two shots of pure 100 percent Bleach, I used plain bleach but you can certainly use flavored ones. Next spritz a bit of Lemon scented Lysol on top, make sure it gets that "just cleaned my bathroom" feel. Once you're down with that drop in one or two or three tide pods.
It can be shaken or stirred!
Enjoy!
Cheers
This is a joke just in case you guys arent aware....
Please just listen to the scientists and stay healthy!
Ik quarentine can b rough, boring, and depressing. Here is some really cool Christian rap music. (It’s not lame like some people thing these songs r lik bumpin) Just try a few to get rid of ur bordeom maybe. 😐
LEMME TELLYA by Planetboom
GET EM by GAWVI
Die Rich by KB
Saints by Planetboom
No chains by KB
That’s only a few but if u want more let me kno. Trust me I hav plenty 🙄.
You ever just see pictures of anti- quarantine protestors or people acting stupid on the enternet and there is just one question "How do you punch someone through the internet?"
Time to go night night! #goodnight #snapchat #caronacation #socialdistancing #stuckathome https://www.instagram.com/p/B-LoKCmnqJrxMp3dOrXArn5d0hXnNutSCyqFUE0/?igshid=1umrqmjmsxw1h
So I definitely created a twitter just so I could follow the NWSL teams during the challenge cup because their content was amazing... but now I am keeping it because I just follow so many sports teams and players so if you ever want to see basically the same thing as this blog but in twitter form, check me out:
Me at the beginning of caronacation: I need to keep a regular schedule so that when things go back to normal I won’t have to shock my system.
Me 4 days into self quarantine and social distancing with school and work being closed for weeks on end: it really won’t effect me too much if I play sims till 6 AM