#carny married

[arcanemoody]

Sunday Six

“I mean, she did sit right up front--”

“Because it's closest to the side exit! She's old! She probably has a bladder the size of a pea--”

“We could litigate this all night, dolls,” Waylon sighs. “Let's not. She's fine. She signed a release. We're good. Let's just get all this cleaned up before the straights get back with their hot dogs.”

[glassstarz]

Like this???

The singularity⚫: "do you take this harvester as ur wife/husband"

Me🎀: I do 😌

The singularity⚫: "you may kiss the bride/groom ❤"

𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓~

[gojinka]

I read the tags on the original post about the man who offered you his ring and despite him being very rude thank you so much for still making the effort to return the ring! I work in healthcare, primarily with older patients and I can’t tell you how many stories I have about our patients who have dementia/alzheimers/general memory and facility issues just giving stuff away and never getting it back because they couldn’t even remember who received it. Love your blog and your art as well of course, but just wanted to shoot a thankful message for being so kind :)

Aw this is very sweet, I actually don’t have many gripes with people and it’s very easy to be patient, ive worked in retail since I was, 15? 16? I can’t remember really, I’ve got a grandma with dementia who repeats stories a lot but it just means I get better at figuring out proper responses, is all. I told my mom that and I don’t think she found it funny 😭

I’d feel guilty to have kept what very clearly was a wedding ring off a stranger. A country resturant usually funnels in a lot of elderly people, they think I should be a model because I’m tall and have dark hair, this is peak criteria for the old lady customers.

[beckthetyphlosion]

The Pumpkin and the Carnival/Circus Queen.

And their kings

Carnis Au

[kitkat13001]

୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ modern!eren jaeger x reader

you begin to think that maybe it was a bad idea to bring eren to the amusement park when the small group of kids runs off with snotty noses and whining cries after losing to him at the squirt gun game. 

but you just laugh, turning to him and his smug smile. 

“eren, you could have at least given them a chance.”

eren shrugs, puffing his chest out. “i don’t see why, i kicked their asses.”

“they’re kids!” 

“tch, they’ll have plenty of time to win, they’re young. me, though, i gotta establish my dominance.”

he makes a ridiculous show of flexing his muscles as you burst into a giggle fit. both of you have forgotten the carnie standing behind you until he clears his throat. “which prize will you be taking, sir?”

eren flushes and clears his throat, trying to regain his bearings. 

“i’ll take, uh…” he glances over at you and sees you staring in awe at a giant teddy bear with a green bow-tie. “i’ll take that one. please. thanks.”

the carnie takes it off the hook and gives it to eren, returning to his place behind the counter. 

“i- oof!” it’s heavier than eren expected and while it’s not exactly a brick, it’s still rather large. “who the fuck made these things so heavy?”

he hauls the bear away awkwardly to free up the game for the next round of people, you trailing close behind. you’re still staring at the bear over eren’s shoulder. he glances back over at you and stops in his tracks, eyes roaming your face. 

the infuriatingly endearing curve of your mouth in a surprised ‘o’ and then quirking into an adorable smile. the way your eyes flutter shut from how wide your smile is, the slight lift of your shoulders like the happiness inside you manifested into a force that could lift you off your feet. 

“here.”

your eyes go big and your cheeks tinge pink as eren holds out the bear to you. you shake your head quickly. “what? no, i can’t…i mean, you won it.”

he scoffs and clicks his tongue. “what am i gonna do with it? here, you can add it to your fuckin’ collection. don’t even lie, i’ve seen ‘em on your bed. you don’t even try to hide them.”

your cheeks flush even more pink, along with the tips of your ears. you laugh bashfully. “yeah. i guess. but i really-“

“just take it already,” eren sighs, huffing like he’s irritated but really he’s just trying to cover up his blush. 

you hesitantly reach out as eren drops the bear into your arms. 

he laughs when the momentum of the large bear drags you down with it, nearly collapsing like a sack of flour. 

butterflies erupt in his stomach when you make a little ‘oof’ sound and try to regain your balance. eren chuckles and takes your hand in one of his own, the other reaching out to rescue to poor bear just inches away from the dirty floor. 

“c’mon, you klutz,” he snorts, helping you to your feet. “i’ll carry him for you, okay?”

you shake your head in a daze. “you say that like you didn’t buckle under it when you grabbed it first, too. but thanks.”

eren just hums, hoisting the bear onto his back and taking your hand, continuing to wander the park with you.

“what’re you gonna name him? don’tcha have a whole ritual and everything?”

you giggle. “i don’t know. what does he look like his name is?”

eren pretends to think it over, glancing back at the bear smiling pleasantly at him. 

“i think he looks like a ‘big pain in the ass’.”

“eren, stop it! you’re verbally abusing him,” you whine, but you’re laughing. “maybe i’ll name him armin. so he’s not mean, like you.”

“no freakin’ way you’re naming him after armin! did armin win this for you?”

“jesus, eren, just tell me to name my firstborn after you,” you snort, petting the stuffed bear between its ears. 

“you definitely should. i’ll even name my firstborn after you.”

you laugh, reaching a hand up to smack playfully at eren. “who would ever put up with you long enough to marry you?” 

eren catches your hand easily, intertwining your fingers and says nothing, instead smiling warmly down at you. 

you would, i hope. 

you take a seat on a bench, admiring the light from the sun sinking low to the horizon and washing the entire park in golden hues. 

“i would,” you state firmly, and eren turns to look at you in surprise, mortified that somehow you were able to read his mind. 

“huh?”

“i’d marry you,” you repeat matter-of-factly. “like if you were about to get deported, i’d marry you to keep you here. or if you had a secret uncle who left you a huge inheritance but you had to be married to get it, i’d do it. or like if we were in olden medieval times, if i had to have an arranged marriage, i’d pick you.”

eren just stares at you dumbfoundedly. “what the fuck?”

you were weird. he knew that. you’re prone to spout nonsense. it’s part of what he likes about you. in what scenario would eren be deported? he was born here. and what chance would he have of getting some huge inheritance from some relative he didn’t know? and how in the world would you ever end up in a medieval situation? but nonetheless his cheeks are still red and his heart is still beating fast. you’d pick him. he knew you didn’t explicitly mean that you’re romantically interested in him, but still, it made his heart jump in his chest to know that of everybody you knew (and that was a lot because you’re something of a social butterfly) you’d pick him. it didn’t matter for what, you would pick him. 

he smiles and you beam up at him. 

“i’d pick you too,” he hums, slinging an arm over your shoulder and pulling you close. you giggle, nuzzling your head in his neck. 

it feels warm and just right, the way you fit into his arms. like maybe it was meant to be. 

[sixty-silver-wishes]

fuck it, expressionist film tumblr simulator

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the working class will have justice soon! the mediator will help us with his ability to communicate between the head + hands!

#maria speaks

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Just found out that poor people exist?? Shaking crying throwing up

#I think it’s all my dad’s fault too

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hi 👄 freder 😍 I’m trying to start 😩 a revolution 😳 against the aristocracy 👅 and bring about 💅 their destruction 🎀 haha i’m so 🏵 horny 👴🏻 rn 🤠 death 😈 to the machines 👑

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idk if that’s a bot or my gf lol

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I just want an androgynous goth twink I can keep in a box and show off in sideshows and force to commit murder against his will, but apparently that’s “malpractice” and “immoral” and “a postwar symbolic demonstration of the abuse of authority.” smh I think you all are just problematic and I hope you die <3

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> 🥀yourbestfriendalan asks: “lol when am I gonna die”

at dawn i think

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ASYLUM DIRECTORS/CARNIES/SOMNAMBULISTS DNI

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:)

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I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERACT!!! YOU’RE DAYS OF EVIL AND DESTRUCTION ARE OVER!!! I WON’T REST UNTIL I GET TO THE BOTTOM OF YOU’RE DREADFUL DEEDS!!!

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*your

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>🔎angrydetective asks: “will you marry me”

please stop spamming my inbox

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I’m not going to marry you. why doesn’t anyone ever leave me alone. can I go FIVE MINUTES without some guy breathing down my neck

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no :)

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i am in . the your walls

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just met my new client

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he said my wifes neck is beautiful :) he’s so nice :)

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the mosquitos here suck tho :( I keep getting bites on my neck

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lol why does everyone here keep talking about vampires

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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. plague of rats

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MINORS DNI SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT

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nvm minors interact!!! I have balloons

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[t4tails]

him putting on a 'historical' transatlantic accent also goes well with the way he is dressing up as an edwardian or 1920's era gentleman while really just being a plain modern working class guy and with his association with vaudeville (his cane being a vaudeville hook, him being an old carny etc). idk about you but i think it'd fit if his 'fancier' first name is also something he came up with himself to match the (edwardian) gentleman artist persona?

i have thought about edward possibly being a chosen name as well... specifically in the sense of playing around with the idea of a trans hc lol. i do generally default to thinking of him as a cis guy but the idea of the riddler persona being similar to somebodys post-transition, remade self is interesting. its a loose enough association that im not married to the idea though, other than perhaps sometimes enjoying the possibility of him as some shade of nonbinary. just for fun.

[idsfantasy]

So, bear with me, this is gonna be a bit wild.

Setup (Things that we know from the games):

Fallfest had canonical appearances in 1970 and 1983

The FNAF 4 house can be seen on a hill overlooking the Fallfest 1983

A car that has purple aesthetics similar to the purple car of Midnight Motorist and Later That Night is there

Fallfest (as of 1983) seems to be a Carnival consisting of a barn (HW1 and HW2), a Carousal (HW2), and a Shooting Gallery (HW2)

Mystic Hippo and Carnie also fit the carnival theme (as fortune tellers were popular in carnivals and carnies... well, obvious), and both have Henry's animatronic hinged design.

Adjacently, several of the subtitles mention a 'Carnival Nurse' as well in the Patch game of HW2

Glitchtrap seems to be a handsewn costume that is implied to be William Afton's first official Spring Bonnie costume

Fredbear singing show was a thing in 1930's, with a dancing bear that would be around in Carnivals

Mrs. Afton has never been seen in-game or stories, barring the STAFF bot recreation in Security Breach (where she sits at the head of the table and William Afton looks like he's dressed as a carnival ring master), and possibly is represented by Clara in Immortal and the Restless, as well as maybe Balora.

Balora has the appearance of a Ballet Dancer, who also did tight-rope stunts in circuses and carnivals.

Clara sets her and Vlad's house on fire when she grows sick of Vlad's lies

The fire that hits the Carousal starts at the barn of Fallfest 1983 (and may be tied to the Shooting Gallery also going up in flames)

Charlie and Crying Child are both implied to have died in 1983

William Afton is British (I promise this will matter)

The Theory:

In 1930's USA, Fallfest has become a yearly tradition in Hurricane, Utah, headed by an average midwestern family who were popular in the town. This Fallfest included Fredbear, the dancing bear. This carnival would take place on their family farm, and included games in their own barn.

At some point in time, possibly 1970, an aspiring British showman - named William Afton - arrives from the UK to look for entertainment possibilities in Utah, where he met a woman (referred to as Clara for convenience) who was running Fallfest in the city as part of generations of her family, while also doing performances as a tight rope dancer.

He shortly married her soon after and had 3 kids: Micheal Afton, the Crying Child, and Elizabeth Afton.

Working at the Fallfest was an engineer named Henry Emily, who was building animatronics for the carnival, and worked with William to design the first of their characters: Spring Bonnie, Fredbear, and what would eventually be known as the Mediocre Melodies (and maybe Chica, Sun, and Moon as well).

The popularity of these mascot characters made the Aftons and Emily's a great amount of profit from each Fallfest and enough of a push to start their own Fredbear Diner, where William and Henry created the Springlock Suits/Animatronics.

TV shows were made, lunchboxes were made, masks were made, merch was doing good.

Over the years, rumors would surface of the mascots coming to life and stealing children, but they were baseless rumors. Still, enough to scare the Crying Child - who had seen his own father putting Henry into a suit for work - and likely may have inspired the idea of calling Fallfest a 'Spookfest' for Halloween by the public.

In 1983, Micheal Afton and his buddies (including Bonnie Bro/possibly Cassy's Dad) stuffed the Crying Child into Fredbear's mouth and put him into a coma, where he would eventually die from his injuries.

In 1983 of that year, William Afton - mad with grief and possibly rage/jealousy at Henry - found Charlie Emily (Henry's daughter) locked up outside. After luring her with the promise of help, he violently killed her in a rage and drove off.

In 1983, as Fallfest approached, William is confronted by Clara. Henry had his suspicions about his friend, and Clara had noted the timing of William getting home that day and how suspicious it was that they would both lose a child in the same year at the same place.

William refuses to admit to anything, gaslighting her, pointing out that there is no evidence. Their marriage goes rocky, both of them angry and grieving, and Clara notes how empty the house feels despite it still being full of people (William retreats into his work, Micheal is traumatized, and Elizabeth is too young to understand what is going on).

In 1983, during the Fallfest of 1983, Clara Afton finds evidence of William's murder of Charlie in the Barn setup for the patrons. Maybe it was a weapon. Maybe it was something led to her by the spirits or the Shadows of William's Dark Deeds. Maybe it was her son, saying 'It's Me' in a way only she could figure out.

Perhaps William is there, the two of them having one final confrontation.

In 1983, Fallfest, Clara sets the barn on fire in an attempt to kill herself and her husband. Out of shame? Out of anger? Out of fear if he tells her his plans for putting their dead son back together?

Maybe none of it. Maybe all of it.

In any case, the fire spread, engulfing the barn and hitting the Carousel and its occupants. Panic ensues as Fallfest goes up in flames, animatronics and games burning... and William Afton escaping with his life.

Clara, does not.

(Obviously this is all just a theory, but I wondered why Mrs. Afton seems to be simultaneously left out of the story beyond animatronic/cartoon parallels, and that at least one of those parallels had her burning their house down. Obviously a barn isn't a house, but it's interesting that we see the fire start at the barn in 1983, close to the FNAF 4 home, and Clara is the only female character who sets fire to a home.)

(Also, obviously, if one believes in the Mrs. Afton running Fazbear now - since the way it's structured is meant for family businesses - then this goes against that theory, barring William Afton also resurrecting her in some capacity but I don't want to get into that.)

I don't necessarily agree with certain things, and it's kinda hard for me to have opinions on other things since we don't have a ton of evidence for what happened there, but it's interesting to think about.

[bulkyphrase]

AmeriHawk: a Clint Barton/Steve Rogers rec list

A few of my favorite fics from an underappreciated rarepair!

Found Your Husband by sara_holmes (@captn-sara-holmes) (Teen And Up Audiences, 8,824 words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: Clint was never any good at strategy. He's pretty good at putting his foot in his mouth, though. Never to the extent where he ends up accidentally marrying someone he's not seen in twenty years, though.

Third Wheel or 20 Dates by cakeisnotpie (Explicit, 9,748 words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: Steve and Clint are the third wheels around the tower. Basketball, classic movies, plays, and late night workouts ensue. Turns out, they may have been dating the whole time.

More below the cut!

Contractually Obligated, at Least Out of Uniform by snack_size (Explicit, 57,833 words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Summary: A chance encounter in the SHIELD hallway leads Clint and Steve, post-Avengers, to get to know each other better when everyone else is off having adventures. Things develop slowly, and awkwardly, and probably only thanks to one well timed comment by Tony. From there, Clint and Steve try to navigate a new reality, each other, and their various past traumas.

You were good for her by marmolita (@marmolita) (Explicit, 2,364 words, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings)

Author's Note: "This fic is a followup to quigonejinn's Beast of Burden. It may not make much sense if you haven't read that one first, so please do."

Summary: "Clint, I want--" Steve says, pulling back. Clint looks up at him, one hand on Steve's shoulder and one on the side of his ribs. Steve blinks, looks away. "I want you to hurt me."

Ghosts by AvaKelly (@intermittently-ava) (Explicit, 22,931 words, Graphic Depictions Of Violence)

My Note: This fic and the next one are the reason I ship AmeriHawk. Before I read them I hadn't even considered the ship as a possibility.

Summary: "Under the ice, I was awake." When the words settle in his head, Clint feels dizzy with comprehension. And yeah, there it is, the ripping that slices into his ribcage, sharp and painful, as if trying to erase everything that had touched his chest before. He shudders violently. "How are you sane," a whisper slips out unabated, voicing Clint's realization. "I'm not really."

Illusions by AvaKelly (@intermittently-ava) (Explicit, 26,362 words, Graphic Depictions Of Violence)

Summary: Hawkeye looks at him unblinking, unwinds his muscles with an upturn curl of a corner of his mouth that flashes a hint of teeth into the sunlight. He extends a hand, grips Steve's jaw a little too tight. "This is what kills people," he warns, like he refuses to acknowledge it as part of him. It sends a pang of hurt through Steve, because Clint can see a lot, but how can he not realize that it's Clint speaking through Hawkeye's mouth? They are not separate, but of one being, killer and conscience. That is what makes them soldiers instead of murderers.-- Alternate telling of Ghosts from Steve's perspective. Why you should read it: It has about 3 extra chapters from Ghosts of the boys in the tower. Here we dive into what reality looks like for Steve, after the years in ice. The Cat was here.

A Lifetime Of Dreaming by shatteredhourglass (@shatteredhourglass) (Explicit, 15,541 words, Graphic Depictions Of Violence)

Summary: "Clint," someone calls out, and Clint blinks. Alternatively titled 'Clint Barton And The No-Good, Shitty, Very Bad Day.'

If I Don't Wake Up Dead by copperbadge (@copperbadge) (Mature, 30,756 words)

Summary: Clint Barton -- subby, ex-carnie white trash, spy -- isn't the kind of guy Captain America goes for. Nobody informed Captain America of this.

in the day by harcourt (@haforcere) (Not Rated, 2,586 words)

Summary: For this prompt, where Steve is a man out of time, and things really were better way back when. Today, Doms control every aspect of their subs lives, more like ownership than a partnership. And when Steve wakes up, every one expects him to slot neatly into society because he comes from a time when "Doms were Doms and subs were subs," right? Also available as a podfic read by GoLBPodfics (@godoflaundrybaskets)

Chase Away the Winter's Chill by drmcbones (Teen And Up Audiences, 4,461 words)

Summary: Everybody sees Steve as the invincible Captain America, the hero who bounced back from being frozen for 70 years and went straight back to kicking ass and taking names. People forget that he's still a human being who underwent a horrific trauma. So Clint is thrown for a loop when he visits Steve's apartment and finds him in the midst of a panic attack brought on by his first winter since his near death in the arctic. Cue Clint doing whatever it takes to look after his teammate and remind him that he is not alone.

Boundless by AvaKelly (@intermittently-ava) (Teen And Up Audiences, 931 words)

Summary: Steve gets rewarded for his sacrifice with the choice of roaming the world as an invisible spirit while he's frozen and he takes it. One day, he meets a boy and makes a promise.

(my heart is) A Church of Scars by Kangofu_CB (Teen And Up Audiences, 4,384 words)

Summary: "Steve." It was a gentle correction, but implacable all the same. "It's Steve. And you never belonged to Loki because I'm pretty sure you belong to me." He reached for the buttons at his throat and began loosening them, revealing pale collarbones and smooth, hairless skin, but before the stripping could get really risque - and some distant part of Clint was deeply disappointed - Steve stopped unbuttoning the shirt and instead pulled the edges of it aside, so that his right shoulder was showing. A right shoulder that was marred by a very distinctive, starburst-shaped scar. The kind of scar an arrow left. Clint's vision narrowed to pinpricks, and he could feel himself panting in short, choppy bursts. In the aftermath of the Battle of New York, Clint finds something to hold on to.

Another First Kiss by Sineala (@sineala) (Explicit, 22,645 words)

Summary: Clint and the rest of the Avengers are alive and safe, home again after Onslaught. The team is getting back together. Life is great. And, what's more, Clint has woken up to one of his longtime fantasies, come true at last: Steve Rogers is naked in his bed and is very, very happy to see him. Everything would be perfect... if only Clint could remember anything at all about how Steve got there. Uh-oh. Okay, so he has a bit of amnesia. There's only one thing to do: wing it. The memories are bound to come back, any minute now. In the meantime, Clint can absolutely, definitely pretend that he knows what he's doing, who all these new Avengers are, and how the hell he ended up dating Captain America.

[littlequeenies]

A STARR’S NEW PLANET

1991, July - People magazine (US)

Ringo Starr’s 20-year-old daughter, Lee Starkey, celebrates the styles of her pop’s generation in her new Hollywood shop.

A STARR’S NEW PLANET

Ringo’s daughter, Lee Starkey, slips back into the ‘60s at her transplanted L.A. store, Planet Alice

Lee Starkey was born in 1970 – the year The Beatles split up. She didn’t see the swooning fans on The Ed Sullivan show and never questioned whether Paul was dead. As far as she was concerned, her father, Ringo Starr, was just another guy in a rock group. “It wasn’t like a really big thing,” she says. “I went to school with lots of people whose parents were in bands. I knew one of the Hollies’ daughters.”

Even now, when other rock legend’s children – Chynna Phillips, Carnie and Wendy Wilson and Gunnar and Matthew Nelson – are building megacareers with their parents’ names, Starkey, 20, doesn’t call attention to her roots. “I generally don’t tell anyone who my father is,” says Lee, who was raised in London by her mother, Maureen, after her parents’ 1975 divorce. “I didn’t know that much about the Beatles, so I kept my mouth shut.”

Lee communes with Ringo at the boutique's opening bash. "When there's something going on, we're all there," she says of her family.

Starkey is more comfortable talking about her own burgeoning career as co-owner of Planet Alice, a psychedelic boutique she opened last month with partner Christian Paris on L.A.’s trendy Melrose Avenue. Though it is stocked with what she describes as “’90s interpretations of ‘60s styles,” Starkey says, “I didn’t consciously do this because it’s what the Beatles wore in their heyday, but it must have had something to do with it.”

For his part, Ringo is glad that Lee, who didn’t ask him for financial help, “finally found something to put herself into,” he says. “She tried acting school and decided she didn’t like that. She got her diploma from makeup school and wasn’t really enthusiastic about that.” She even tried the drums. “But I wasn’t too good at it,” Starkey admits. Older brothers Zak, 25, and Jason, 23, became the drummers in the family, while Lee persuaded her pal Paris to relocate his Planet Alice shop from London’s Portobello Road to Hollywood. Waiting for her on these shores was her mother, who moved to L.A. last year after marrying Isaac Tigrett, cofounder of the Hard Rock Cafe empire. (The couple have a 4-year-old daughter, Augusta) Lee and Paris, who say their partnership is platonic, are living chez Tigrett until they find places of their own.

"I've never read a book about The Beatles," says Starkey (sketching at home). "If there's anything I want to know, I can just ask my dad".

“We’ve always been very family oriented,” says Lee, who spent childhood summers with her father at his estate at Ascot, where she occasionally encountered the other Beatles. Her parents remain on friendly terms, and Ringo and wife Barbara Bach, as well as Maureen and Tigrett, were on hand for the Planet Alice opening.

For now, Lee is concentrating on running the shop. She has even arm-twisted Mom into helping out one day a week. Dad hasn’t made that commitment, but his presence will surely be felt every time the cash register goes ring-o. 

"I feel I'm very lucky at age 20 to find what I want to do in life," says Lee, at Planet Alice,where everything old is new again.

Photographs by Roger Dong.

[loremonster]

Do you think in the Vita Carnis universe, when people have been brainwashed/gotten used to the Vita Carnis being part of life, there were late night talk shows on the radio with dumb segments like "Hello caller you're on the line with some comedian and a doctor with no scruples and minimal qualifications for our show 'Help! I think I Married a Mimick!'" Kinda shit?

[gojinka]

carny who did you get divorced from

okay I lied about the divorce for sympathy but I did have.a customer at work with dementia ask me to marry him and I said “where’s my ring…” and he actually gave me his ring so who knows. I might need to divorce that guy.

[sweetangelanon]

Basic story-line for the Funtimes aka Elizabeth's anthropomorphic clown oc's with one (1) human being her clown sona. (Circus baby)

It starts off as a normal type of story that you wouldn't bat an eyelash at. Where Circus Baby runs the circus, all the other funtimes are just other furry's who work with her but also they're a huge family. They all love each other + protect each other. They all have varying tragic backstories that lead them to the circus in the first place then settling in then found family trope. It has a lot of themes of feeling loss, finding family, and that yearning for understanding. Because, Elizabeth wants to be understood. She's trapped in this false persona she's made and tries to make herself feel better by saying it's a game. That, she's pretending and tricking all these people for fun so that they never know.... Know what? Basically know who she really is even though that's her deepest desire. To drop the act, to be herself unapologeticly and her friends won't abandon her for it. Circus Baby is Elizabeths clown sona whose parents died in some tragic heart shattering way and that's why she started the circus because only her parents understood her so she wanted to be a person for others just like her. to show them that she can understand them too- to be weirdo's together!

Ballora is NOT human in this, she's an Otter Ballerina with three otter babies those being loosely based off of Bidybab, Minireena and Electrobab. The kids def act as a mix of clown/ballerinas that do silly dancer acts after their mom or they just sit around taking tickets and money. There rolls are interchangeable depending on what is needed. She ran away from her abusive husband and took her kids with her (he'll probably show up to try to threaten her later in the story before he gets killed) This storyline is based off of real otter behavior! Male otters will threaten to kill their own pups unless the female gives them more food. It's pretty crazy.

Bon-Bon and Bonnet are small married rabbit couple with their huge adopted... son Fredrick Von Müller. I went Dot dot dot because Fredrick is way to old to be adopted but it happens anyway. He's not an old man but he's more like peer age to them then son age. He has huge mommy and daddy issues. Funtime Foxy and Lolbit are fraternal twins that work as a PR team and Advertisement selling the circus to whatever town they travel too next always pulling in a crowd.

Funtime Chica works as the mystic of the group very flashy and a great smooth talker. Is in a very tremulous love affair with Carl whose just a random carnie... They're at each others throats sometimes while at others they are making out and it's gross Music man is the strong man act BUT also dabbles in music. Though music is more of his passion and he has a soft soul.

Ennard local bastard who refuses to leave.

Molten & Tangle: Investors of the circus who always bully them about how they aren't making them enough money. May or may not be murdered later.

Main story idea is that Funtime foxy gets murdered (mangled) and then it's a huge murder mystery trying to figure out who did it and why. Freddy is a huge suspect and you kinda learn he's very blood thirsty but he's the red herring of the story. Ennard is the second red herring of the story though he's done some super shady stuff too. It was obviously a crime committed from passion. My idea was that Mangled was romantically involved with Molten and Tangle mixing business with pleasure. but one of the two buissness duo got tired of sharing + heard that Foxy was thinking of breaking off with them to be fully with the other. Thus causing a confrentation, then murder of the fox. Thank you for coming to Elizabeth's ted talk there's a secret princess in the circus but I'm not telling you who it is.

[r0tten0rgan]

𖦹✭Intro Post✭𖦹

Header by: @anitalenia !!

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Hello! Welcome to my blog.

Online, I go by R0t/0rgan :] I am 18 and use He/They to describe myself! I have been on tumblr since 2018, but had to make a new account to protect myself from a stalker.

I will be mainly posting my art, oc story, my dnd campaign, and anything I reblog! WARNING: Some of my art might have gorey/body horror themes, so watch out for that!

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DNI

My DNI is pretty straightforward:

DNI: Terf/Homophobic/Transphobic, Zionist, Conservative, Ped0/MAPs, Zo0philia, Ageplay, Associated with The Clown's Cabaret server.

Note: DNI is my block list. If I see it, I block it.

^^ I will add to this if I need to.

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Links

𖦹 !!To be Updated!!

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Fandoms

Some fandoms I'm in!

𖦹 Arcane

𖦹 Mouthwashing

𖦹 The Binding of Isaac

𖦹 Married in Red

𖦹 Red Dead Redemption 2

𖦹 Garn47

𖦹 Walten Files, Vita Carnis, Gemini Home Entertainment, Monument Mythos, etc. (Many series in that genre :>)

As far as music goes, I'll listen to pretty much whatever sounds good to me. :]

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You made it to the end! You get a gold star!

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[opheliajupiter99]

A Word to the Wise Pt. 5

Kremy sat, wide awake, staring into the flickering flames of the campfire. Gricko and Frost sat side by side, Gricko sobbing, as he'd done for days now, even long past the point of being able to produce tears, as Frost just laid there, utterly silent, his rising chest the only indication he was still alive. Twigsy and Torbek had long since fallen asleep, as well as Pigtunia, all cuddled up in a pig pile, pardon the pun, in an effort to keep their spirits up.

The friends were all being torn apart, both literally and figuratively, by whatever was going on. An expert liar like Kremy was doing quite a good job of appearing undeterred by all of this, of course, but in reality? He couldn't take much more. Especially, his thoughts kept going back to Gideon, and what horrid fate he might've been made to endure, even as he tried to keep his thoughts focused. He loved Gideon, dearly - but he also knew that the -last- thing Gideon would want him to do is grow so focused on him that he neglected the others, especially Twigsy. He knew how like a daughter Twigsy was to him; that should be his focus now, not him.

Regardless of what he kept telling himself though, Gideon kept entering his thoughts. So much so, that at first, he thought he was imagining it, when he heard Gideon's voice, distant but loud, as if the man were shouting to be heard, deep into the forest. It took another, louder shout of his name from the forest to realize it was, indeed, real, his gaze snapping towards the source of the sound. "GID?!" He shouted out. There was a brief moment of silence. "Damn right it's me, now get the fuck over here!" Gid's voice shouted in return.

Kremy scrambled to his feet and ran towards his voice. He was so focused, that he failed to notice no one else react to the sound, Twigsy nor Torbek awakening, just as when Hootsie had been taken. He ran as fast as he could, trees blurring past him, until he smacked directly into Gideon, falling onto his rear and looking up at him, relief washing over him. The Genasi looked a bit dirty and tired, but he was alright. Thank the Baron, he was alright!

"Gid! Oh Gods, I was so worried. Where ya'd go? What happened? Are ya hurt?" Kremy said as he quickly stood back up, looking over the Genasi with concern. Gid, who usually responded positively, or at least neutrally, to his fussing, rolled his eyes, crossing his arms, his chains rattling with the motion. "I'm fine, a'ight? I just got lost. Fuckin' hell man, why ya always gotta be such a drama queen?" Kremy blinked, a bit taken aback. He hung his head, gaze fixing onto the ground in quiet shame.

"I...I-I'm sorry Gid, I just...after all the shit that's gone down, I...I mean, we been together so long and all dat-" Gideon huffed. "Yeah, been together so long, bein' paid peanuts, draggin' along these braindead bozos, watchin' carnie after carnie drop dead without a care in the damn world. And now, just cause some ol' crotchety fuckwit of a satyr said we're married, ya suddenly takin' our shit seriously? How desperate are ya for affection anyways?" Kremy rose his gaze back up to meet his, eyes widened. "G-Gid..."

He was precisely where the clown wanted him, baffled and heartbroken by the Genasi's harsh words. Everything was in place - until something happened neither Kremy nor the clown expected-

"KREMY! Don't listen to em, man, he ain't real!" Came the real Gid's voice, both Kremy and 'Gid' turning to look towards the source of the sound. When Kremy looked back towards who he thought to be Gid, his eyes widened, in an all-new kind of shock. The image of Gideon upon the figure began to distort, as if the seed of doubt the real Gid had planted with his words all by itself was making the spell begin to fail. For a brief moment, the image distorted enough to real a painted face, and a fang-filled, Cheshire grin.

Kremy jumped back in surprise, turning tail and running as fast as he could away from the figure and towards the sound of the real Gid's voice. A shrieking, hysterical cackle echoed thunderously behind him. "RUN, RUN, RUUUUN, SHADOWMAN! BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

As Kremy's form vanished amongst the darkness of the forest, the clown stared after him with a sadistic grin. No matter, he'd catch him later. He turned and lumbered out from the forest, his form partially hunched due to his towering height, his long arms dragging across the ground as he softly giggled to himself.

As the rest of the crumbling carnies slept in the campsite, a tall, looming shadow stood over them, watching them all intently, that same fang-filled grin shining softly in the crackling flames of the campfire. Its gaze looked them all over, before settling onto the Bugbear and Brownie, sleeping oh so soundly.

Why let himself have all the fun? A party isn't a party without guests...

(@bunpiry cause I know it's your favorite lol. I know this one's a little short compared to some of the others but *shrug* hope it's still good regardless)

[the-daddy-here]

since everyone’s doing it im doing it too fuck you

RIDE THE CYCLONE SWING AU. (swap au diff ride.)

you know one of these things? yeah.

(also i am in the midst of drawing these designs but if someone would draw the skrunkys i would love you endlessly)

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ocean oconnell rosenberg - the rudest girl in town (swapped with mischa)

- ocean is the stereotypical high school mean girl, think regina george. she’s honestly the bitchy-est person ever and would CONSTANTLY make fun of noel but keep him around as her “gay best friend”. she’s fake nice to the point of you wanting to throw up. HATES constance as she’s her “competition”.

noel gruber - the unluckiest boy in town (swapped with constance)

- in this au noels upbringing was very carrie-esc. his mother wasn’t supportive of him being gay and made him pray literally 10 times daily (this kid is like twelve). his dad left when he was around 7 and nearly threatened to send him to conversion therapy and was extremely abusive, so really fun. therefore he never really came out except to ocean, and as a result much much more quiet and reserved then canon noel. he also is MUCH more emotional and instead of angry outbursts he just cries (noel developed DID when he was very young, he made monique as escapism from his mom and she became an introject. he was an unknowing system until he died and found out WHICH WE WILL GET INTO LATER.) the whole “i lost my virginity to a carnie in a” thing is basically “i sold my body for the last year so my mom and i wouldn’t get evicted.”

mischa bachinski - the strangest boy in town (swapped with ricky)

- mischa received MUCH better treatment from his adoptive parents as he came to uranium younger (around 10 or so,) his mother died only a few years after he moved and he was destroyed. so, he forced himself to do well in school and therefore became obsessed with his grades to the point where it was UNHEALTHY. he doesn’t really have a lot of friends and a lot of people in town disregard him for being weird and offkey. noel does admire him a lot though.

ricky potts/john doe - the one unidentified body of the swing amusement park accident (swapped with jane obviously)

- his “head” is an empty astronaut helmet, he uses little jet pack things on his shoes to move around. :) ricky is pretty much nonverbal and given he has.. no face.. he resorts to a thumbs up or down to communicate. ricky doesn’t remember anything of his life, only his love for the stars.

penny lamb - the most obsessed girl in town (swapped with noel)

- this is basically legoland penny but she is 10x more batshit insane. she has an OBSESSION with johnny moon (thanks tammy) and will not shut up. she is a major fucking drama queen who is kind of really sad on the inside? she wants to be a singer and marry him btw

constance blackwood - the smartest girl in town

(swapped with ocean)

- swing au constance is much more confident in herself then canon constance. she is naturally smart, but not a total bitch like ocean was, she’s actually really fucking sweet and people don’t give her shit for it. noel and her are friends and she is the MOST SUPPORTIVE GIRLFRIEND OUT THERE, she constantly tries to get him to end his “friendship” with ocean even though he’s a little delulu. constance is the student council president and wow actually helps the student body? and a great fucking person overall.

monique gibeau - shes just there (I KNOW YOU CAN’T ONLY HAVE ONE OTHER ALTER IN A SYSTEM, LETS JUST SAY WHEN NOEL DIED SHE WAS JUST THE ONE TO BECOME HER OWN IN THE AFTERLIFE?)

- would sell her soul for noel. this kid is her baby brother and would do ANYTHING for him, even killing. she absolutely hated noels mother and father (when he was around) and would front sometimes ONLY to get noel to his room when they were fighting (poor bby would shut down). when they all died she was just kinda there yk, occasionally going full mama bear on ocean yk how it is.

(uniforms for anyone that wants to draw them /nf)

**noels blue thing is a cardigan, penny has a bow tie, mischa has round glasses and that’s a hoodie around his waist lol