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JURASSIC JULY WEEK 2: Carnosaur

Compared to a variety of other genres, dinosaur films are in short supply and genuinely good ones even shorter still, so it is always a shame for a movie like Carnosaur to come along to explore the idea of dinosaurs in horror films only for it to be not a good dinosaur film or horror film. Director Adam Simon tried his best to use what budget he was given to execute his David Cronenberg inspired dinosaur movie, but what I find so frustrating about Carnosaur is the fact that this is indeed a bad film for one of two reasons, depending on which way you look at it-- that a dark, cynical script was given a budget that couldn't do it justice, or that this low budget b movie was forced to be something it couldn't convincingly be. The sad part for me is that I feel bad for the movie. I really wish it could have embraced a little more camp into its tone and had a little more fun with its low quality dinosaurs (Which Carnosaur 2 totally did). However there still remains that early 90s paleomedia vibe that I adore, so at least there's something to it.

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Do you have any facts about frogs or dinosaurs

Yeah, some frogs can trans themselves at will so don't use their DNA to fill in carnivorous dinosaur genomes for theme parks. You can see the results of this in the popular 1993 film, "Carnosaur."

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my fev dino

[stenomaw]

Remade my old Minecraft skin (carnotaurus)

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This not exactly propaganda for doc because honestly John Boyd deserves the win, but I gotta talk about carnosaur because it has a very special place in my brain . It's most notable for being the Jurassic Park rip off that actually beat Jurassic Park to theaters. Doc is played by Raphael Sbarge, who gives a decent performance but is just not giving the kind of grizzled cool I think they wanted, so he's just a sopping wet man. Dianne Ladd is a surprisingly compelling mad scientist and Clint Howard is, as always, a scenery chewing delight. Most "so bad they're good" movies are borderline unwatchable unless you're cherry picking the funny parts imo, but carnosaur is consistently fine, and for being made in the early nineties with no budget, the effects hold up better than you'd think. It's on the Internet archive and there's a couple rips on YouTube.

TL;DR watch my bad movie and vote for the other guy

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Carnosaurs by Star Sail Games

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To celebrate Jurassic June, I present a brand new fanedit called 'The Carnosaurs'! Following the same story structure that I used for Jurassic Park 4: Breakout, The Carnosaurs is a fanedit of both the first and second carnosaur movies overlapping each other to create a single narrative.

A team of technicians go to the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste repository to investigate problems concerning power and communications. They discover that the facility has been overrun by genetically cloned dinosaurs created by Dr. Jane Tiptree who plans to exterminate the human race and replace them with the dinosaurs.

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A chonky lil Carno

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Carnosaur (1993)

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