#carlislesscarf

[carllisle]

a 13-14 year old peter facinelli's high school photos (colourised)

This is psychological warfare

[notquitetwilight]

jasper stans tonight apparently

FHGDGJKHGFFHKHCHGF STOPPPPPPPP this is it, this is the meme 😭 these grown ass people in their 20s and 30s are more worried about “good tumblr etiquette” pertaining to fictional characters than they are about racism or not harassing strangers online god you hate to see it!!!!!!! especially when they could just block me for free and not have to worry about it

[thecullanos]

p fatch is giving us all the cullanos content he's so good to us 😍🥰😌

Everyone say thank u Peter now everyone spam him with Cullanos content 😌🇮🇹🔪

[esmecvllens]

'hey! come on in! we're just getting the party started! now, I know it's your birthday, but today is the half 1st anniversary of the week before the month of my movie, The Vanished™ (2020) came out, so are you chill with a joint party?'

no i am NOT, what the fuck are you doing in my house pete do I have to call the police again

[stregoni-benefici]

This gem by @carlislesscarf is my favourite thing this weekend

[needahugfromesme]

oh my god you got your scholarship?? how am I just seeing this now! dude congratulations!!!! that's so exciting!!! 💕💕

Tysm sis!🥺 l've been following you for over a year, and honestly I wouldn't have survived this without your blog and your wonderful tags. Love you❤️

[leahclearwaterdefensesquad]

smallestkyle is by far one of the best twilight tiktoks. they utterly roast the Cullen's and acknowledge all the issues within the series/promote mthg on their page. seriously recommend them lol

ah shit wait just saw the multiple other people recommending them whoops. 😂🤦‍♀️

Nah you're fine. Ty for lmk 😂

[twilightofficial]

pass the happy! 💗🌸💕 when you’re receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last ten people in the notifications (carlislesscarf)

Thank u @carlislesscarf !! I love this asks they're so cute 😍

1. My mutuals (y'all cute and I love you guys so much you have no idea)

2. Thunderstorms that are so loud the windows shake a little bit

3. My puppy Max and how cute he looks in his Christmas sweater

4. When you're listening to a song for the first time and you're like "oh this is nice!" And then suddenly there's like a 6 part harmony going on and now you're sitting there like 👁️👄👁️

5. Cheesy hallmark/netflix christmas movies that are so ridiculous and silly but they still make you feel good because they aren't supposed to be super deep or meaningful they're just meant to be a fun time

[rosaalee]

happy birthday!!! ♥️

thank u rach ❤️

[bellaskhakis]

🌻🌺💙Send this to 10 other bloggers you think are awesome! Keep the game going💙🌺🌻 (carlislesscarf here, hello)

omg ily 💛

[emmettsmicropenis]

🌻🌺💙Send this to 10 other bloggers you think are awesome! Keep the game going💙🌺🌻 (carlislesscarf here, hello)

Hello!

🥺💕💕 thank you!

[carllisle]

where is carlislesscarf gone

she’s paid to follow pfach around and keep him humble what’s the Hollywood equivalent of off-off-broadway

[notquitetwilight]

nooo don't cancel me I'm to sexy aha

GOODBYE

[notquitetwilight]

Midnight Sun but iMessage and memes were a thing in 2005

Carlisle, typing furiously: And now he’s telling me how to feed a human. Can you believe it? I am a DOCTOR, four times his age! Did you see this, Alice? Why didn’t you warn me?!

[lionandthelamb]

happy birthday!!! 💕

thank you sm!! 💖💖

[needahugfromesme]

3, 21 and 22 for the history asks 💕

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3. Historical figure you want to write a paper/dissertation/book about

Mary Queen of Scots. A tragic and legend queen. I wrote a few papers about her in the past semesters🙈. She was charming and intelligent. I do not agree that some historians see her as an empty beautiful vase. She had both innocent and politically pragmatic sides. She knew how to use different means of propaganda to rescue herself.

21. How good are you at remembering names and dates?

I'm pretty good with names but I can't remember dates

22. What two things that happened concurrently shock you the most?

Harry and Meghan I guess. I cannot think of another. I feel there's hardly any news that can shock me now in this chaotic world😂.