#pfachgate

[notquitetwilight]

StOp TrYiNg To CaNcEl PeTeR!!!!!!!!!!

chhxxgchgjkv fr tho I love how some harmless teasing of “look how cringe this man’s insta poses are” has turned into WHY ARE YOU CANCELLING HIM. idk what grown ass adult pfach stan needs to hear this but based on the ask I got that I refuse to let see the light of day and that ig user saying that twilight tumblr is trying to cancel him, I’d like to point out 1) cancel culture isn’t real and you should stop overusing that word 2) if you unironically suggest a straight white man is being unfairly targetted simply bc he is a straight white man I truly don’t know what to tell you bsjsjsjsksks and 3) if other people take it further in directing actual hate towards him that’s on them, we aren’t anybody’s mothers and shouldn’t have to tell grown internet users not to bully somebody!!!!!!! thank you the end can the internet stop ruining some harmless fun for five fucking minutes

[notquitetwilight]

girls girls there's enough of me to go around on ALL of your cringe compilations

[notquitetwilight]

the “i hate pfatch” hate train has gone viral outside of tumblr 😭 ive seen a few people talk about how tumblr is trying to cancel peter and it’s so funny jjsjsf

hfdgfgkhljfhjg what omg where. am I gonna wake up to a dm from his ‘agent’ telling me to quit making fun of his blue steeling...or else...

[notquitetwilight]

What is that face? Why? I hate it and everything it stand for

EYE—

okay this is not what i was expecting at allllllllll oh my god

there’s so much to unpack here jgdgsggjhkgdgjgkfhfhgjjgchjgjghfjgjhjghfjg??????????????????????????????

what is that face

WHY IS HE WEARING A PADDY CAP????????? WITH A SUPERHERO MICKEY MOUSE TEE?????????????????????

WHAT IS LIZ DOING

and yet the main thing running through my mind is ‘cahl cullano and his ✨babygoyuls✨’

something about this is disturbing me to my core but i can’t stop staring at it i’m transfixed

[notquitetwilight]

nooo don't cancel me I'm to sexy aha

GOODBYE

[notquitetwilight]

nooooooo don’t be embarrassed ur too sexy haha

i’m so embarrassed last night i had a dream that i made my boyfriend’s entire family watch the news because they did a segment on how the twilight renaissance was “cancelling” peter facinelli... like it made THE NEWS

[notquitetwilight]

I used to follow Peter on twitter and he always seemed very full of himself so I’m glad others find him cringe and uncomfortable too

pfach and his stans (LOOOOOOOOL) every time we call him cringe

[notquitetwilight]

Can I send you a picture of pfach that I hate? Or do you not consent?

THIS IS SO FUNNY JGFFDFHKHKHJG

I (cautiously) consent

[notquitetwilight]

I cannot let this slander stand! That picture on P.F.‘s shirt is not Mickey Mouse, it’s Mighty Mouse, a classic cartoon character from the 1950’s and 60’s. The text is from his catchphrase “Here I come to save the day!” I believe he’s in the public domain now, so you should be able to find him on YouTube.

ok sorry for not being american

[notquitetwilight]

Nice kitty 👁👅👁

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[notquitetwilight]

anon followed up and asked me not to post their latest addition which i of course won’t but just wanted to acknowledge them and say thank you for the ☕️ also i love that i was born with the amount of shame in my dna that’d prob prevent the likes of this from happening but if my friends or family saw me as an adult defending and bootlicking a d-list celeb man and his cringey pics they’d drop-kick me off the cliffs of moher so fast. anyway making fun of arrogant mediocre cishet white men will never not be funny bye

the “i hate pfatch” hate train has gone viral outside of tumblr 😭 ive seen a few people talk about how tumblr is trying to cancel peter and it’s so funny jjsjsf

hfdgfgkhljfhjg what omg where. am I gonna wake up to a dm from his ‘agent’ telling me to quit making fun of his blue steeling...or else...