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Photographer Alexander Schneider
#photography#alexander schneider#cars#shed#virginia#analogue#film is not dead#street photography#new topographics
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There was a man named David Anderson in the writing workshop I led today, and when he told me “You’re really good at what you do,” I’m not gonna lie, I had a real “You did good, child” moment, only without having to get shot or pick a color afterward.
#mass effect#I may have shed a tear in the car afterward actually#because it just feels really good to help people#and feel like it was appreciated#🥹#I mean I would have picked red#the red pen of an editor lol
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guess what no one asked for
my sfms. here they are
you think i just make ellis and nick l4d2 content WRONG
i also make men kissing in tf2
i also made a few ANIMATIONS but those are NOT for viewing because most of them are GIFTS to LOVED ONES except THIS ONE
youtube
its not very GOOD but i DID finish it unlike MOST of my ANIMATIONS
that is ALL i will now go back MASH content. i just wanted to give context for my current banner that i made for pride month. i am proud of at least 3 of those.
#i have many talents. most of them useless. most of them gathered for fun.#example; i am currently learning to juggle so that my brain does not start growing mold#i learned sfm because i really wanted to animate that one interaction between ellis and nick#'what kinda car you drive' “your moms car” 'well see that was just uncalled for. serious.'#never finished that animation but i DID learn a lot. and now im so cool and smart#some of these were done in conjunction with my sibling where shed draw a sketch and id make it real#some i spent 6 hours on. some i spent 1 on. you can probably tell which is which#the one on the stage took forever because of the particles#i hate particles in sfm with all the passion in my heart#i will now tag correctly to bother everyone#sfm poster#tf2 sfm#sfm art#sfm render#source filmmaker#sfm#ellis l4d2#nick l4d2#l4d2#coach l4d2#rochelle l4d2#left 4 dead 2#tf2 fanart#tf2#not tagging all the mercs i refuse to do that#sfm animation#shh dont tell anyone but the one with ellis and the guitar was made so i could have a thumbnail for my country music playlist#ok loveyou goodnight
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i think maybe people should not be working 12 hours in a row. i think maybe that is bad
#this is about nothing in particular#but we learned recently that in drug testing#the us has a higher requirement than australia to test positive for amphetamines#(as in you can have more in your system before you test positive)#and its because they give it to border pilots who do 24 hour shifts. and dont want them to be testing positive.#and also my sister is a anesthetist and once got in a car crash after a like. 16 hour shift.#but bc shed stopped at her house she couldnt get anything in compensation#its just super fucked and should not be a thing#lauratexts2024#I JUST THINK THAT MAYBE#PEOPLE WHO HAVE A JOB THAT CAN LITERALLY KILL YOU#SHOULD NOT BE TIRED ON THE JOB
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joel smallishbeans was so she/her this season
#and all the others but very she her#sorry but theyre so “butch lesbian living in her car and leeching off of the cottagecore lesbian thats letting her stay in her fields”#butch lesbian as in gender more than sexuality but tbh the only man shed kiss is jimmy (+ etho but hes not a man hes a myth a legend /silly#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#mcyt#wild life#trafficblr#dont even ask what im on about bc the oxygen supply to my brain has been severed by my poors#moss' madness
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Modern Vi would drive a manual grey 2006 Nissan Xterra and I stand on this like it's a welcome mat
#arcane#vi arcane#arcane vi#such a good car for a rugged masc lesbian#shed probably get jinx to tweak it a little to where its better on gas tho lmso
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man i was like when i got into the game i was like "hell yeah finally a bird man i can draw" and my like third creative project was making a human au and coming up with way too many fucking ideas for it that i'll want to draw LMAO anyway have fun guessing who's who except for broken because he's name dropped. and that one guy is a security guard btw. that's a security guard uniform. crucial details to this au: post canon, they're actually demigods and just taking human form, it's modern day and not future bc i didnt want to worldbuild that hard, and all 11 of them live in a one bedroom apartment. the princesses are also present in the au but there's 30 of them speaking of which: refs with namedrops below the cut
broken gets 3 full outfits bc i was in a good mood that day. or something. not the biggest fan of how some of these turned out but i can always redraw/redesign them. plus some of it is mostly bc of the pen pressure issues i was having that note on hero is inaccurate now btw they CAN die if their physical forms are shredded but they respawn back at the long quiet. this is because i had a funny idea i feel the need to specify paranoid's ocd as intrusive thoughts and magical thinking focused. he just also helps out with housework since he's unemployed
#slay the princess#stp#stp au#stp voices#i don't want to tag all 11 of them individually#idk why i put the age marker there. like i'd give them different ages. bc of it i was tempted to specify cheated as like 29 lmao#most of these doodles are based on specific ideas i had for the au like hero getting run over by a car#shed feathers au
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The Winchesters casually having angel feathers in their trunk implies Cas' wings are coporeal in the mortal world sometimes and the fact that we never once got to see them is a crime.
couldnt do the effect for one episode? just one little scene? could build a whole bunker set but not one pair of strap on wings? bullshit.
#i still like to think Cas prunes his wings#and sheds#and they just find the feathers sometimes in the car#and put them in a jar they keep in the trunk#spn#supernatural#castiel
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lmao get picked up idiot
#elipsis#the creature#drew this earlier but forgot to post it </3#i regularly picked up and carried around my younger dog since she was a puppy (she's a slightly larger than average kelpie)#and she's very chill about being handled/touched so she just kinda sighs and goes boneless#my older dog who has since passed Did Not like being picked up#i only ever did it a couple times to get her in the boot of the car when her leg strength started to fail#any time i did it for the next couple weeks she would remove herself from the situation if i started to wrap my arms around her#she was very very affectionate but had some definite Nope Zones (her feet were the biggest one) and she would bite you if you ignored growl#but she never growled about being picked up and she never struggled either#she definitely didn't like it but she was moreso like the meme#for reference she was a lab crossed with what we suspect was something like a maremma or pyrenees#so kinda large and chunky and shed a ridiculous amount#ahh... juno i miss you :(
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chat are there any chronic illnesses that are helped by beer bc now that my frontal lobe is developing im starting to think my moms just been an alcoholic this whole time and lying to me by saying her doctor told her itll help her kidneys
#rigormortisangel#esp when i was a kid and id find her like on the floor with empty bottles in the middle of the living room#and shed be like “uh yeah had a flareup with my kidney issues and needed some beer”#and id think yeah that checks out now can you please drive me to school#and then she ended up in a ditch twice and somehow managed to get the car (tw for fire in ghe next tags)#set on fire while we were both still in it
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My suspension of disbelief is just fine with the fact that when people get shot in a PG-13 production, the show is not going to have an accurate amount of blood shown on screen.
This suspension of disbelief does not extend to the characters in-universe being easily fooled into believing someone has been shot dead when they aren't bleeding at all.
#this is my least favorite episode of lois & clark#i mean the plot is kinda stupid in a campy way#it could be fun#except theres a scene where clark (as clark) gets shot several times in the chest in front of a big crowd#and in order to protect his identity decides to just. pretend to die#except lois is right there and she catches him as hes falling and like yeah shes probably in shock#but hes not???? bleeding???????????????#like yeah no i dont buy it#even if it didnt occur to her in the moment shed have thought about it later and it would have raised too many questions#not to mention the fact that the people who shot him them immediately steal the 'body' and dump it elsewhere#out of a car#so like? they would have noticed?????? that theres no blood??????????? coming out of this body??????????????????
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Today I drove someone else's big, expensive car with someone else's old, disabled dog in it, twice.
It's been very stressful.
#draco speaks#luckily only a mile each way but fucking felt more#of fucking COURSE my mother had to go into the office all day and barely pick up messages on the day my car was booked into the garage#and which also is a day when we're saddled with said dog who cannot be left alone in the house#dude. i love her but I fucking hate that about her so so much#having to drag a dog with me everywhere is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE#My own dog barely got a walk#shits kind of a lot when mum's not here#WHY WOULD YOU NOT TRAIN UR DOG TO BE LEFT ALONE#HOW HAVE YOU GUYS LIVED LIKE THIS FOR 14 YEARS#she is not a handbag dog. she is a Labrador who sheds everywhere at all times and now can't walk far
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Last yap for the day - please cross your fingers for me and wish me luck. I found a car that's like the car. Let's hope I can test drive & buy it next week 🥹
#-ˋˏ ༻sunlit serenade#after many tears shed and hours on phone with my mom I've decided that it's time for Roger#I'm so fucking sad about it it's ridiculous#but I have so many important memories with that car#it's just a car I know I know but I once did live in it so it's qualified as my home
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lizzie get two wolves 👍
#strato.txt#oil painting#wip#im worried ive unbalanced the composition w the second one on the right tho... its so much closer to the edge#ugh whatever. aunt lizzie is the focus here#i wish i knew what she actually looked like this is just cobbled together from general features of my family#solid build... dark curly hair... bigass ears. she could be one of my cousins. she could be me#ok rq im gonna lay out the story in the tags for anyone who hasnt seen the previous lizzie art#my great-something aunt lizzie was disabled and couldnt walk very well and she died young#she wanted to see the second floor of the farm house real bad but no one ever carried her up there and she died before seeing it#they buried her in a long white dress somewhere down at the creek. we dont know where her graves lost unfortunately#the night she was buried something wearing a white dress walked into the house and up the stairs and disappeared#and sometimes you can hear her down around the creek screaming#somewhere along the line wolves got mixed into the imagery for me#my uncle told me a story about another 'white thing' that was wolfish and would jump on cars#so i just assumed lizzie was a werewolf my whole life#anyways. i think her staying after she died was a manifestation of her desire for autonomy. maybe#maybe if shed had modern accommodations she wouldnt have felt the need to stick around. or maybe she would have idk#either way i think death afforded her control over her own desires in a way she hadnt experienced before#and i think thats why she still hangs around the creek#i hope she would like this. maybe ill take it down there and leave it out for a night when its finished so she can see
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but hey at least tumblr live is gone now rite guyz
#i feel like a finger on the mokeys paw curled when we wished for tumblr live to die#now itd prob be better if the whole damn thing got taken behind the shed#look ive been here aWHILE. ive seen tumblr go thru all kinds of shit. i saw dashcon happening.#idk how its gonna recover from this#unless something very drastic happened to a certain individual while driving his car thru the hammer factory#maybe im wrong maybe im being a doomer. but its getting bad here and once the fire starts it tends to spread#phuz drabbles#fuck ai#fuck midjourney#fuck techbros#and fuck matt
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Ah. My sister tricked my mom into taking the kids the day before child tax day, so she has money but no kids for the weekend.
#🙄#this time she told my mom shed take the kids this weekend & even got the car seats#but then came home with the truck shes been borrowing from my mom & took her blue car#(the one with no license plate that is the reason my sister insisted she NEEDED to borrow my moms vehicle)#and took off & snuck away with it.
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