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but hey at least tumblr live is gone now rite guyz
#i feel like a finger on the mokeys paw curled when we wished for tumblr live to die#now itd prob be better if the whole damn thing got taken behind the shed#look ive been here aWHILE. ive seen tumblr go thru all kinds of shit. i saw dashcon happening.#idk how its gonna recover from this#unless something very drastic happened to a certain individual while driving his car thru the hammer factory#maybe im wrong maybe im being a doomer. but its getting bad here and once the fire starts it tends to spread#phuz drabbles#fuck ai#fuck midjourney#fuck techbros#and fuck matt
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It warms my heart to see all these timelines of trans people and just see how happy transitioning makes everyone. The queer joy and pride on display is incredible
#seeing the light come back into someone's eyes once they find themself is so beautiful#everyone looks stunning#trans rights#and fuck matt
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things matt has canonized for shadowgast (that i can remember):
essek and caleb have been living together since they got together (so roughly 7 years) and essek hasn't been back to the dynasty since before the mighty nein ended
caleb is cluttered and messy but essek tolerates it for him
essek bakes sweets (because i can't picture caleb being the one to do it)
essek wears caleb's clothes because they smell like him
essek and caleb have a portrait of the two of them together in their shared lab
essek has learned enough zemnian to curse in zemnian (and actively chooses to speak it)
essek and caleb have sat for couples portraits together
essek regularly sends messages to caleb when they're apart
essek has picked up some therapist habits (likely from caduceus) and has talked caleb down from a ledge during bad mental health problems
essek now wears bits of orange and caleb wears bits of purple
beau and yasha regularly come over and spend time at the shadowgast household
there's enough space in their house for guests (and jester has been by enough times to draw dicks everywhere)
they fuck in every room of the house
#I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE#FUCK AEOR BRO I'M FULL OF SO MUCH ENERGY I COULD RUN THE FACTORUM MALLEUS RIGHT NOW#SHADOWGAST#MATT MERCER#CRITICAL ROLE#BELLS HELLS#1k#2k#3k#4K
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Fetch moment 🐶🐶🐶💥💥💥💥💥
#william afton#fetch#fnaf#five night's at freddy's#fazbear frights#into the pit#i saw that robot dog in that minigame and lost my mind i fear#beauart#yes this is a redraw of that fucking hilarious matt lillard bts photo#hes my goat
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matt ruling that the technical damage from the explosion was irrelevant due to the power and weight of fcg’s sacrifice is what really got me. even if sam rolled the max possible number on the dice, it wouldn’t have even brought otohan to below where she was before she took the health potion. mechanically speaking, she should have survived that blast by a LOT of hit points. but this was a player willingly killing their own character, beyond reviving and even potentially beyond resurrection, to give the rest of the party any advantage they could, and he rewarded that with the death of an antagonist that has haunted this campaign from the very beginning. unreal fucking plays by both matt and sam tonight.
#AND IT WAS IMPROVISED. LIKE THIS WASNT A WEAPON OR ATTACK THAT FCG EVEN HAD. FUCKCKXKKKK#im fucking CRYINGGGGGG#cr3 spoilers#critical role spoilers#bells hells#critical role#sam riegel#matt mercer#fcg#god this show is fucking GOOD
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LMAO i just spent like 10 minutes tryna figure out what the hell everyone was talking about with matt and cars and hammers only for it to be some of the most fragile white male elon musk bullshit ive ever seen and him trying so hard to cover it up just makes him look sadder honestly, fuck this hellsite, fuck matt mullenweg, trans rights
#trans rights#transfem rights#predstrogen#transgender#hammer car explosion#matt mullenweg#fuck matt mullenweg#fuck tumblr#🚗🔨⚒️💥
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Matt Berry & Kayvan Novak - Disney Party Portraits
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As you all step out, what do you see? (episode 111 spoiler:)
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr lb#ygifs#mighty nein#IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CRY#HOLDS!!!! THEM!!!!! CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#bells hells spending TOO long trying to pose hot while mighty nein are squinting in the distance like who are these losers.... THEY'RE SO#matt punctuating the hopscotching god narrative with pairing m9 with bh like can you remember to save the world now lets find out#i need fjord and cad talking with orym about the wild mother#i need yasha mentioning being the avatar of the storm lord and imogen’s hair static FLUFFS#fearne trying to pull beauyasha while veth tries to pull a fresh adviced ‘’don’t fuck everyone’’ braius#dorian and fjord having a Talk#anyway m9 can heal bh send tweet
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG
CAR HAMMER EXPLOSION 💥🔨🚗💥💥
#transgender#trans rights#trans#FUCK you Matt#this is the trans site#transfemmes GET BEHIND ME#sometimes violence is the answer#carhammerexplosionmatt
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#mcr#my chem#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#gerard way#mcr gerard#frank iero#mikey fucking way#ray toro#mikey way#my chemical ray#g way#mcr bullets#bullets era#matt pelissier#frnkiero
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his mood instantly changing when nick said he looked cute lol
#his lil smile#also he’s never beating the growling while fucking allegations#kid is sooooooo primal#it’s so hot#ugh#he’s insane#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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someone hold me back .
#YALL HEAR THAT????#OMG#im gonna fucking lose it#please omg#matt sturniolo#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo smut#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo fluff#christopher sturniolo#nick sturniolo#matt sturniolo x reader#chris sturniolo x reader#nicolas sturniolo
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love my men sweaty and exhausted!!
#matthew sturniolo smut#matt sturniolo fluff#matt sturniolo imagine#matt sturniolo smut#matt girl#nicolas sturniolo x reader#nick sturniolo#nick#nicolas sturniolo#christopher sturniolo o smut#matt x chris x reader#chris sturniolo smut#chris sturniolo x reader#chris#chris sturniolo#giggling and kicking my legs#hehehe#i’m fucking losing it#matt sturniolo#the sturniolo triplets#i have the biggest fattest crush on this man#matt sturniolo x you
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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