#car falling

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Hey now, Let her cook!

[catwouthats]

Wade: *giggling over the fact Logan uses pet names for him*

Logan: Holy shit, I need to find out this guy’s name. I can’t keep calling him Bub….

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[cestacruz]

Heyy, time for the troubles with the other two twins

[Part 2]

[Stanford and kid Stanley/Original]

Anyway! Good times with Stanley and Stanford, and sorry stan, but Ford has a little something to do

[vitality-falls]

He’s done with the teasing~

(I mixed about 3 of your requests for this one lmao)

[wolfythewitch]

I wonder what ford thought about Pluto not being a planet anymore

[s0up1ta]

the worms in my brain crave them

bonus ford sketch

[teenage-queen]

[inkskinned]

so i wrote a book that comes out soon and having that be real feels like falling down stairs because i wanted this since i was 7 years old so now what do i want after it.

so tell me why today all i care about is the word trundle, that the word trundle exists. of course i have things to do and emails to send and a world of suffering to protect but today my brain won't let me look away from the sheer linguistic improbability of trundle.

i saw a truck doing it. i imagine animals did it first. or people maybe. to trundle comes direct from old english. cows do it on occasion, but more often sheep (in my experience). someone had to name lope and someone had to name slog. the verbs to run and to leap make sense; they are singular and important distinguishers.

but we can bask rather than relax. we can scuttle rather than crawl. sometimes when i move in dance class it is to undulate rather than roll. someone had to name things like sonder and whimsy. of course we had words for tangible things like tree and grass and root. i love those words, i'm eating them.

i don't know the word for this thing. where it's real-now. sometimes i feel it when i am dating someone i actually like-and-love and i realize that is real, i am dating them and it's real that i like-and-love them. sometimes i have this feeling when i have been planning a vacation or an event for weeks-and-months and it finally happens - the feeling this is happening, it's happening right now.

it happens randomly sometimes too. i will be at the carnival or at an ice cream stand or with the last light of summer in my hair and i will feel it again, that sense - i have waited my whole life for this, and im finally experiencing it, and i need to pay attention to it.

but it's real! how amazing! how horribly tragic! it's real. it exists. the moment is here.

i have no idea what to do with it.

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Insurance ain't covering that.

[seventeeneightyfine]

in the grim darkness of the far future there is only traffic

[citricacidprince]

(A small comic gift for you Relativity Falls AU!)

I don't know what was going through my head, but instead of Mason (Mabel) having a car like Grunkle Stan does,(s)he uses the golf cart. (It's a stupid concept)

OOOOUGH THIS IS SO SILLY CUTE THANK YOU!! 🥹💥💥💥

IM LOOKING SO HARD AT THIS 💛💛💛

[egberts]

spent forever building a car, forgot what button to press five times in a row, accidentally lit my car on fire, please enjoy this video of my failure

[bigboppa01]

[static-radio-ao3]

romance writer regulus who has no experience and puts an ad up on craigslist for someone to take him out.... hitman james who misinterprets the ad....... is anyone picking up what i'm putting down.....

[derpwithit]

Comic inspired by my favorite scene from 5 minutes older (timestuck AU)