#cant have the kiddos cussing

[ratatatastic]

[handoferis]

i have had the most hilarious day

i dropped off my holter monitor and tried to wash off the goop in the bathroom, did not work at all. left with grunge and a weird hickey looking bruise. too obese to button my flannel up. awesome, whatever. i decided to pick up some prescriptions while i was out and about. while i was there i saw my shitty IRL that im tentatively being polite to and her kiddo ran up to me and hugged me <33 oh but anyway she was all like "omg hiii, sorry i havent been in contact ive just been sooo busy. im not mad at you! are you mad at me?" and i just laughed and was like whatever, shit happens dude. like totally not answering her question but willing to just move on. idk i just always laugh when someone genuinely asks "are you mad at me?" or "do you hate me?" it just feels so middle school. i explained my bruise and we had a good laugh, apparently she pulled her shoulder but that's not why she was at the med center, it was for the kiddo. i gave her a couple of muscle relaxers since i JUST got it refilled so fuck it. i wish she would go to an actual doctor though. instead of the ER last week i guess? for a pulled shoulder??? ok .

so me and my MIL finally leave the med center, i bought a preroll at the dispo, i went to gordon food service and bought mochi. boomer MIL went to mcdonalds and decided we need to eat in because she wanted to "make sure they brew a fresh decaf and cook my food to order" (it sounds reasonable but she isnt reasonable about how she asks) and it was insane, the manager was verbally abusing one of his employees. said employee walked out. two customers on two separate occasions started cussing out some of the remaining workers.

finally we go to leave and her car wont start.

MIL is absolutely, and i dont say this lightly, fucking retarded, when it comes to vehicles. She has never changed her oil on any vehicle she has had in the time ive known her. She constantly buys like fucking Temu windshield wipers and then is like "these wipers are fucky sucky" yes Meems its cause you bought it from fuckysucky dot com. Jesus! Ok so

She sat there just trying to start her car over and over again. For like half an hour. No lights would come on, not even flicker. I tried to tell her like hey let's try something else. Do you think she listened to me? No. She is having like 86 panic attacks and listing off every biblical character she can think of while she's trying to start the car over and over. She finally called a family friend and they brought jumper cables.

The battery is in the trunk. The trunk can't be opened because the battery is dead. Could not open the access panel bc it was so awkward to maneuver trying to reach it from the back seat. Family friend googled it and found out theres some battery access nodes under the front hood. and it straight up didnt work. like at all. dashboard lights would flicker on but then right back off. random guy in the parking lot offered 'help' by walking family friend through the steps of what she'd already been doing.

MIL is having a panic attack because the tow truck is going to be $112 and she wants to call "these other cheapy guys in my phone but i cant find it OH OKAY I found it should I call and cancel the other one?" and im like "Meems they are already on the way dont fuckign do that to these people." tow truck pulls up after i finished that sentence. kids stopped playing in the playplace to watch the tow truck lmao.

i finally got home and i was so tired and dehydrated and hungry and my mochi was totally liquid on the inside. god. all i wanted to do was drop off my monitor and go home and play neopets what the fawwwwk

[ariifrl]

Sh- queen.

Summary: (😭) 18+ , girl x girl, cussing, that’s ab it

The title is said like twice in this story 😭

Enjoy. 😁

You wake up to a very loud yell in the living room, unsurprisingly, it’s your parents. It’s your second day back from college and their already arguing. You hop out your bed to go the kitchen, but you have to try to sneak past them.

As your leaving your room, you hear a whisper “wait! Y/n!” It’s your sister, you whisper back, “girl what do you need, I’m hungry!” You say. Your sister mumbles, “more like hangry” you hear her, responding with “don’t make me come over there.”

Your sister responds with, “fine, anyways just get me some chocolate,I’m hungry too.” You roll your eyes as your sneaking past your parents to the kitchen, you make it and make a small relief sound. But it was a little too loud, your parents look over at you, you smile worrily, “Y/n! Why didn’t you tell us you were in here!” Your mom says.”

(Time skip to breakfast where everyone is eating)

“So, y/n, anything going on today?” Your father asks. “Im visiting shu- I mean the queen.” You say. “WHAT” your sister says. “YOUR SO LUCKY, CAN I COME?” I mean of course she could, but since the “queen” is your girlfriend, she can’t. “No sorry.” Your mom pissed you off with saying “Oh just let her go, I’m sure you won’t be long.” Your sister smirks and you say, “Mom no! You don’t know if I’ll be long or not.” Your mom continues by saying, “well you shouldn’t! You haven’t known her as long, right?” You feel mad while saying “yeah I guess.” Your sister does a small happy dance as you give her a death stare.

(Time skip where they get to the kingdom.)

As your walking up, you take your kimoyo beeds out your pocket hoping your sister won’t notice while she’s coming up from behind you. You open the door and your sister is confused but doesn’t ask, shuri greets you with a hug and see’s your sister. “Hi! You must be Y/n’s sister!” Says shuri. “Yes I am!” You then go to take ur sister to one of the rooms she can play in while saying “Alrighty now it’s time for you to go.”

You go back to shuri and kiss her passionately, she kisses you back and puts her arms around your waist. “How are you love?” Shuri says, “I miss you.” You reply with “im fine, how have you been?” Shuri sighs and pulls you closer, “Missing you.” You smile while blushing, you kiss her, she kisses you back and puts her hands up your shirt picking you up and taking her to her room.

You go sit on her bed as she closes the door and then walks up to you. She then sets you on her lap as she is sitting down. She starts to kiss your neck, then you try to resist saying “not now..my sisters here..” She keeps going biting and grabbing your neck with her hand, not caring at all.

You let out a soft moan before she stops. She whispers in your ear, “I know you like it.” She grabs your face and pulls it towards hers,”Shuri…” She stops you with a kiss before you could keep going. She starts thrusting you with two fingers through your pants, you can feel yourself getting wet, you want to moan loudly but trying to resist. She then takes your pants and underwear off and pulls you onto the bed and spreads your legs open.

She then proceeds to use her tongue to explore your clit. You let out a small but loud moan, she then used two fingers to thrust ur other hole. You try to cover your mouth but you cant, she’s doing you so well, you want to scream. You let out the loudest moan, she then stops and smirks.

Your breathing heavily as there is a knock at the door, shuri goes to open it, not as widely tho. “I heard…”screaming”..is y/n ok?” Y/n’s sister appears at the door. Shuri eyes widen as she says “I was just tickling her.” “Oh Ok.” Y/n’s sister replies, she then goes back to the room she was in.

Shuri comes back after closing the door. She pulls you closer to her and says “I made lunch, Wanna eat? “Sure, you say while sweating, you then put your pants back on while shuri goes to get ur sister. “Hey kiddo, it’s time to eat.” Y/n’s sister gets up and says “yea, I guess.”

(Time skip to when their about to go home)

“I had a great time sh- queen.” Shuri nods and looks at your sister, “I’m so glad I finally got to meet you!” Your sister says. Shuri replies, “you too!” You think to yourself “they’ll know soon.”

[laddieseddiemunster]

make some dwayne and laddie headcannons, luv 💞

I shall. Hope you enjoy!

I made this long because why not :)

part 2 ->

Dwayne & Laddie Headcanons

Dwayne considers himself to be more of an older brother figure than a father figure to Laddie. He always buys the kid stuff, and plays with him. Laddie looks up to Dwayne, and wants to be like him. Laddie loves the other boys too, but with Dwayne it’s different. They connect more, and Dwayne always makes sure Laddie is in one piece. That’s the main reason why Laddie rides with Dwayne. The other guys are so reckless, while Dwayne is the only one that will drive somewhat safely.

Dwayne has always been pretty protective over Laddie. It’s mainly because he’s young, and other kids tend to pick on him for that. Dwayne wont stand for it though. He always defends Laddie and usually the bully’s will back off once they see Dwayne backing him up. Sometimes Laddie still get upset over it. He wishes he was a bit older, so he could defend himself. Dwayne cant exactly help him with that, so he tries to comfort Laddie the best he can.

Speaking of comforting, Dwayne is the only one out of the boys that Laddie can comfortably vent to. Paul and Marko probably wouldn’t understand, and David would probably just tell him to get over it. Dwayne on the other hand will listen to Laddie, and give him some advice. Poor Laddie sometimes gets homesick, and misses his parents. They weren’t the best parents in the world, but that doesn’t stop him from missing them. Dwayne feels sorry for the kid since there isn’t much he could do to make him feel better. He usually just pats him on the head while messing with his hair and tells him that his parents still miss and love him.

Dwayne sometimes vents to Laddie, but it isn’t very often. Dwayne doesn’t want to worry the kid, so he usually just keeps it to himself. The only times that Dwayne will vent to Laddie is if the boy had just vented to him, so he’ll vent to him back. Laddie usually doesn’t understand what exactly Dwayne is talking about when he vents, but he still sits and listens. Dwayne actually prefers that Laddie doesn’t always understand. He usually goes, “Do you understand me, kiddo?” and Laddie will respond with, “Nope.”

Laddie is a little trouble maker, and he learned a lot of bad habits from the boys. For example, the boys tend to cuss a lot, so naturally, Laddie started to cuss too. Dwayne tried to teach Laddie not to cuss because it’s a bad habit, but it’s a little difficult when the other boys including himself cuss in almost every sentence that comes out of their mouths.

Going back to Laddie being homesick, sometimes the kid just gets a little depressed. He misses his family, and he doesn’t really have anyone to talk to. In his new life he can basically do whatever he wants, but he does miss his real family. Laddie pretty much always seeks to Dwayne for comfort. He’ll usually sit on Dwayne’s lap or just stick by him more, so he has someone near him. Just knowing that Dwayne is there when he needs him is enough comfort to make Laddie feel a little bit better.

Laddie is pretty aware of what exactly he is, and sometimes he gets nightmares. The first one that he had Dwayne was there to wake him up. Dwayne had been the only one awake when he heard Laddie whimpering from his bed. Dwayne had came over and realized that Laddie was having a nightmare, so he woke the kid up. Dwayne noticed that the boy was trembling so he asked him what happened, but he was responded with a sob and tears. Dwayne took Laddie into his arms, and tried his best to calm him down. Dwayne decided not to ask too many questions about it, and instead he put Laddie to bed again and stayed with him until he knew that Laddie was sound asleep.

Laddie is pretty much always with Dwayne on the boardwalk. And, that’s because the other guys aren’t very good at keeping a good watch on Laddie. The last time Dwayne left Laddie with Paul, Laddie had gotten lost because Paul was talking to some girls. Dwayne wanted to throttle Paul, but he was relieved that Laddie was not hurt. For now on, Paul isn’t allowed to watch Laddie unless someone else is with them. Dwayne doesn’t wanna risk Laddie getting lost again.

Dwayne always makes sure that Laddie has a great time whenever they’re on the boardwalk. He’ll make sure to take the kid on his favorite rides even if he’s not tall enough for them. Dwayne will just use some mind tricks to make the worker think Laddie is tall enough. He always makes sure to take Laddie to the arcade, and if he wins the game, Dwayne will get some ice cream for him. He also pretty much always gets Laddie a toy. Dwayne wants Laddie to be a kid as long as he can, so he let’s him act like a kid.

Dwayne pretty much always makes sure that Laddie stays out of trouble, but they do have moments of mischief. Occasionally, they’ll pull pranks on the other guys or Star. Dwayne usually lets Laddie pull the pranks because he knows that the guys won’t get too mad at the kid. If it’s Dwayne on the other hand then they might start wrestling. They pull pretty harmless pranks like using whoopee cushions on Paul, stealing Marko’s keys, or taking Star’s jewelry. They dont pull pranks on David because well it’s David.

Dwayne and Laddie also have a lot of games that they play together. A common one that they play a lot is hide and seek. Laddie prefers to be the hider, so that’s usually how they play it. Dwayne is actually very good at finding Laddie, but sometimes he lets the kid win just to make him happy. Also, Dwayne is so good at hiding that sometimes Laddie will just give up. That’s another reason why Dwayne doesn’t usually hide. Since he’s a vampire he moves really quick, and that pretty much doesn’t give Laddie a chance. Normally, Dwayne will hide in an easy spot, so Laddie can win.

Another game they do that happens almost every day is play fighting. It’s one of Laddie’s favorites because he gets to wrestle. Dwayne will always go easy on Laddie because the last thing he’d want to do is hurt the kid. It usually happens in one of the bedrooms on the bed, so Laddie has somewhat of a chance by standing on the bed. Dwayne pretty much always lets Laddie win by pretending to be pinned to the bed. Dwayne will go “Ohh you win,” with his arms ‘pinned’ above his head by Laddie. But if Laddie says something like “Yeah! You’re weak!” then it’s curtains for Laddie. Dwayne will flip him over so now he’s on top, and then the play fight turns into a tickle fight. Dwayne will tickle the hell out of Laddie until the kid is screaming with laughter. Then he’ll go “I win,” with a smile.

One game that happens a couple times a day is tag, or like the cat and mouse chase. It usually starts if Laddie says something cheeky to Dwayne, and then Dwayne will say something like “Now you’re gonna get it!” but in a playful way of course, and then Laddie starts to run away. Dwayne let’s Laddie win pretty much every game they play, except for this one. Dwayne has an advantage because he’s bigger than Laddie, and he uses that advantage. He will run after Laddie, and he will catch him. When he does catch the kid the game turns into them play fighting. Dwayne isn’t upset at all over whatever Laddie said, he’s just playing around. While Laddie is trying to protect himself from being tickled to death.

This one isn’t exactly a game, but more of bonding time between the two. Dwayne is the only one out of the boys to like skateboarding, and that caught Laddie’s interest. Dwayne has no problem with Ladde wanting to learn how to skateboard, and he’s happy to help the kid learn. It’d be harder for Laddie to learn since Dwayne’s skateboard is almost half his size, but Dwayne still helps him learn the basics. He’ll help the kid with balance by holding his hands until Laddie can balance on his own. Eventually, Laddie will learn to ride on his own, and then Dwayne would buy him his own smaller skateboard.

A game that sometimes the other guys will play is cards, but there is a twist to it. The loser has to do a dare that the winner says. Dwayne taught Laddie how to play games like blackjack, 21, and fish, he also played a little bad sometimes just to let Laddie win. Eventually, Dwayne didn’t need to do that, because Laddie started to get really good at playing cards. It got to the point where Laddie was getting so good at it that Dwayne would still loose even if he was trying hard to win. Since Dwayne looses most of the time, he has to do a dare that Laddie chooses. Normally, Laddie chooses a pretty easy dare, like Dwayne has to buy him a toy, but sometimes Laddie does do some pretty extreme dares, like he’ll make Dwayne ask out some old lady on the Boardwalk. Of course, if Laddie does one of those dares, Dwayne will end up getting Laddie back for it by playing the cat and mouse game.

This isn’t a game, but it’s something that Dwayne and Laddie do for fun. When the boys are at the boardwalk, Dwayne will occasionally take Laddie to the pet shop. Laddie has a lot of fun petting all the animals since they can have any pets in the cave. Laddie has always wanted a pet, but David has always said no. So, when Laddie is at the pet shop he makes sure to play with all the pets, but he doesn’t have much time too cause by the time they get there the pet shop has to close soon. Dwayne will sometimes pet the animals along with Laddie, but animals don’t really like vampires, so they just kind of growl at him. For some reason they like Laddie though.

Another game they play every now and then is a game that is similar to the cat and mouse and hide and seek. But, it’s a little bit different. It starts off by Laddie making a fort out of all the blankets and pillows from the cave, and Dwayne will play the roll of a bear or the big bad wolf and he’ll try to destroy the fort. Laddie will win the game most of the time by keeping his fort together in one piece, unless Dwayne is really in the mood to win. If he is, then this big bad wolf turns into the tickle monster, and he’ll break into the fort to start his attack. Laddie has no chance of escaping if that happens, Dwayne is far too strong for him. The tickle monster wins again. (Creds to marked4mated on wattpad for this idea).

The boys never really serve Laddie anything but junk food. Fortunately for Laddie, Dwayne knows how to cook, and he can cook well. They only problem is they don’t have a kitchen, so they either have to use Max’s kitchen, or they have to go to a friends house. Dwayne usually cooks something simple for Laddie, but what’s he’s really good at is baking. Dwayne usually bakes cookies since they’re easy to make and Laddie loves them. If they’re using Max’s kitchen then Dwayne will mess it all up on purpose. Like he’ll start a food fight with Laddie and totally dirty up the whole kitchen, and he won’t clean it.

[mydearesthrry]

tinsel boas and burnt cookies - t.h.

so hi this was supposed to be in my 25 days of xmas thing but it flopped so here have this xmas themed fic ;)

word count: 715

warnings: none, cussing

fluff!!!!!!!!! also tom x reader :)

happy christmas kiddos love you all

life had always been hectic in the holland/osterfield/barrett/(y/l/n) household, but around christmas time, it was always crackhead hours. this was your third christmas with the boys and you had become accustomed to their traditions. but that doesnt mean you didnt have yours as well. tom, the boys, and you had made a promise with eachother to go to see christmas lights on houses every year, and so far, you haven’t broke the streak. after the “sightseeing”, you always decorated the house, the tree, and most importantly, eachother. (decorations always seemed to get on everyone for some reason, fake snow always ended up in harry’s hair instead of the tree). since this was always your favorite part, you mainly wanted to decorate the tree.

since you were always some sort of a micromanager, you had assigned roles for everyone. tom was on the cookies, harry was taking christmas photos, harrison was on the alcohol/eggnog, and sam and tuwaine were decorating the house. as you were putting ornaments on the tree, you felt two strong arms wrap around you, an unmistakable smell of cinnamon filling your senses. you smiled, swaying side to side to the soft song that was playing from the speakers-- justin biebers song mistletoe to be exact. you turned around in toms grasp, smiling up at him, nudging your nose with his, giving him a small eskimo kiss.

“mmm,” he hummed, “whatcha doinnnnn!” he asked, walking around the freakishly large christmas tree.

“....decorating? its my job! and youuuuu,” you said, pushing your pointer finger in his chest, “mister, should be doin’ yours!” you giggled, picking up a long string of tinsel, only to have it taken by tom, who wrapped the whole strip around his body, dramaticizing his actions by flapping the ends around.

“you like my boa? i look pretty stylish, dont i darlin’?” he grinned, the silver strip of shiny metal foil rubbing against his ugly sweater almost seamlessly.

“yes you look like a movie star with your tinsel boa but, i think it suits me better!” you challenged, pulling a red strip of tinsel around your shoulders, mocking tom.

“oh you are so on!” he looked at you with a certain gleam in his eyes. one that told you everything but at the same time nothing.

“no holland, get your ass back in the kitchen and cook those damn cookies! santa cant be a baddie without his fatty! now goooooo!” you said, laughing hysterically the whole time before shooing him away to where he originally was.

once you were done with the tree, you decided to refill on your eggnog and check on your boyfriend, a big double whammy if you ask me. once you refilled your drink, you went over to your curly headed boy, admiring him as he rolled little balls of chocolate chip cookie dough in his hands.

“oi mate! did you wash your hands before rolling those out! dont wanna eat your kids, now do we?” haz called from his spot on the sofa, the other boys roaring with laughter. tom all but chuckled, telling them to ‘fuck off’, before picking up more pieces of dough.

“hi babyyyyyyy!!!” you went over to him, grabbing a ball of dough and popping it in your mouth. you talked with tom about the plans for the next couple of days, entering the room in 10 minute intervals, grabbing pieces of food poisoning in a ball. after the fourth time you came into the kitchen, tom shooed you away, kicking the back of your shin with his heel. a batch of cookies had been in the oven already, baking fast.

“y/n, i’m making christmas cookies sTOP SNEAKING IN HERE TO EAT THE DOUGH OR I’LL SMACK YOU WITH A SPOON!” he huffed, threatening to rub his oily hands on you.

“fine! fine! but if i do get food posioning, will you take care of me?” you held your hands up in surrender, before dropping them and taking a few steps closer to tom.

“of course i would!” he smiled, leaning in to give you a kiss. harry walked in, audibly ew-ing, before snapping a quick candid of the two of you.

“tom, the cookies are burning.” harry quipped.

“SHIT! I DO THIS EVERY YEAR!”

[feeling-uncomfy]

This is for u @trademarked-but-not-really do with it what you will :D

There is a blood warning, just a heads up!

Also, Hawks platonically calling Tokoyami baby bird gives me serotonin —

"Goodbye, sir." Tokoyami waved from the front door of Hawks's agency. The sun was setting slowly, the sky was a warm orange colour. Hawks grinned and shot a feather to bump his interns shoulder, hands occupied. "Dont forget to text when you get back to the dorms, okay?" Tokoyami let's out a huff but nods and walks out of the building. Hawks sighs, another day done.

The other sidekicks left in an orderly fashion, each getting the paperwork finished relatively easily, so Hawks was left alone after a half hour. He sighed and looked down at the paperwork left unfinished.

It was his, so Hawks had no excuse to not have it done. Plus, the commission had been on his ass recently regarding his lack of monthly check-ins, which annoyed the winged hero. Why should he still have to answer to them? Hawks huffed and sat down, prepared to sit there and get it done.

Until there was a loud bang at the door.

Hawks sprang up. He had just closed up, why was someone there? He left his office and walked down the hall. He was about to tell whoever was there to piss off, but what he was met with made him freeze.

"Tokoyami?! What—?" Hawks walked up to the door, where Tokoyami was hunched heavily over it, clearly trembling. He didnt look up when Hawks approached, which worried him. "Kid? What's going on?"

Hawks opened the glass door, and Tokoyami fell through. Hawks let out a shout of alarm and picked his intern up, and set him on his feet. "Kid...?" Tokoyami still hadn't responded, his hands were clamped down on his beak, shielding it. Hawks couldn't help the confused expression rise on his face.

"What happened? Answer me, kiddo." He went to touch Tokoyami's beak, but the teen jerked out of his grip, and swayed dangerously on his feet. Hawks stared. It was like he couldn't stand straight.

"What happened? Answer me, kiddo." He went to touch Tokoyami's beak, but the teen jerked out of his grip, and swayed dangerously on his feet. Hawks stared. It was like he couldn't stand straight.

"Kid, I need to see your face, can you do that?" Hawks asked softly, moving closer. Tokoyami let out a pained noise in the back of his throat, but moved one hand. Hawks inhaled sharply. There was blood coating his hand, and it looked like the flow hadn't stopped.

Hawks was immediately put on edge. "Tokoyami, who did this." His voice had lost all hospitality, and Tokoyami scrunched up, clearly taken aback by the dramatic change. Hawks asked again, more urgently this time. Tokoyami couldn't get the words out.

"Did— didnt know what to—" Tokoyami shut his eyes tight again, his whole body tensed as another load of pain shot through his head. It was enough to make him stumble again. Hawks caught him easily, and moved him to the couch. Hawks didnt like how slurred and messed up his interns speech had become.

"Right, stay here, I'll go get you a first aid kit, okay? We'll fix this." Tokoyami didnt react. Hawks got worried. "Kid? Open your eyes, kid" Tokoyami's eyes opened slowly. They were glazed over and lidded. Hawks cussed. "Okay, okay. I'll be right back. Try stay awake for me." Tokoyami's eyes shut.

Shit. Did Hawks need to go to the hospital? Maybe? He should ask Eraserhead? No, the last time he asked about bird related things, Eraser said 'Hawks you're supposed to be the bird expert here.' and hung up on him. So no homeroom teacher. Maybe Dark Shadow would come out and give him answers.

Speak of the devil, Dark Shadow came round the corner. He didnt say anything, but turned and went back the way he came. Confused, Hawks followed. Tokoyami had moved from the couch to the ground. Hard, judging by the fact that the tremors had gotten worse.

"Fuck! Okay, I'm back, come on, up you come." Hakws gently moved Tokoyami to the couch again and opened the first aid kit. Tokoyami sank boneless into the plush couch, and his eyes shut again. Hawks slowly moved to peel his interns hands away from his face.

They didnt budge at first. "Come on kiddo, this'll make it hurt less, promise." Hawks coaxed gently. Tokoyami shuddered as both hands were placed on his lap. Hawks stared at the mess. It was hard to see where the blood was coming from, but there seemed to be a nasty gash across somewhere.

Hawks decided to ease his kid into it by starting at his hands. "Do you know what happened?" Hawks asked gently, pulling out a cleaning kit and wiping the red off Tokoyami's hands. His intern tried once again to get the words out, but it came out garbled and wrong. Dark Shadow came out, resting on Tokoyami's shoulder. "He cant talk properly." The shadow explained quietly, and Hawks nodded, shoving his anger down.

"Can you tell me what happened then? I really need answers here." Hawks was only partially frustrated at the lack of answers he was getting. Dark Shadow grew considerably in size. "Some asshole who doesn't like people with animal type quirks jumped us." Tokoyami's hands started shaking violently as Hawks shot up, wings flaring out.

"Are you fucking kidding me—?!" Hawks yelled. The first aid fell to the ground with a clang, and Dark Shadow flared up more. Hawks took a breath, calming himself. He picked the kit back up and silently cleaned the rest of Tokoyami's blood off of his hands. Tokoyami's hands still shook on Hawks's grip, he realised.

They came to the beak. "How much does it hurt? On a scale of one to ten." Hawks tried to gauge the reaction of the teen, reaching out. Tokoyami shifted back, shrugging. Dark Shadow answered before Tokoyami had a chance to. "He wants to tell you it's not that bad, but it hurts a lot. A solid nine point five." Hawks bit his tongue to stop himself from yelling again.

Tokoyami looked betrayed, but nodded in confirmation. Hawks exhaled slowly. "Okay, we'll I'm gonna give you something for the pain, and then I'll treat you. That sound good?" Tokoyami looked uncertainly over at the meds. More specifically, the needle. It took Hawks a second to realise why.

"...You dont like needles?"

A teen shook his head. That's all Hawks needs. He sits quietly, thinking. How was Hawks supposed to do this? Tokoyami starts opening his beak, but immediately makes a noise of pain and closes it. Dark Shadow doesnt translate.

Tokoyami tried again, slower and much more muffled than usual. "You... dont have to worry... I can—" He cuts himself off with a wince of pain, hand flying up to his beak again. Hawks takes his hand away, gripping tight. "Its okay, dont push yourself."

Hawks looks around for a distraction. If he can manage to get Tokoyami's mind off of the needle situation, Hawks might be able to inject him without a problem. He's used those drugs on his sidekicks and himself before, and they work fast, and are completely safe, a bonus. Plus, considering how small his intern is, Tokoyami should be put straight out, the stuff is strong.

Hawks's eyes land on the T.V. and he grins. He turns it on and flicks through the channels. Someone catches his attention. "Hey, isnt that Eraserhead?" He stops on a talk show. There, in all his glory, is the class 1A homeroom teacher. "He doesn't look very happy." Hawks laughs. Tokoyami is staring, seemingly occupied.

Hawks let's him watch for a little longer, setting up the needle. Dark Shadow noticed, but said nothing and continued to watch. Eventually, Hawks finally deemed Tokoyami distracted enough and quickly injected the needle into his interns arm. Tokoyami visible jolted, but the drugs worked fast and Tokoyami fell quiet, and slumped against the couch after a minute.

Hawks sighed. "Sorry kid..." Hawks turned him over, and got to work quietly. Tokoyami's beak was fragile, so Hawks had to work gently. He wiped a considerable amount of blood away and saw it. He wasnt surprised that it hurt. There was a large gash sliced over the right side of his kids beak. It was a messy cut, so obviously Tokoyami had either been moving or the person had shaky hands. Or both.

Either way, Hawks wasnt letting them away with this. He was gonna hunt the fucker down himself if that's what it took. He cleaned it up and was going to bandage it when Tokoyami's hand shot out and gripped Hawks's arm tight. Tokoyami's eyes were barely open and it looked like he was completely out of it.

Hawks chucked. "Alright bud, go back to sleep—" Tokoyami cut him off. "Hawkszzzz. There'sss dis guy. Dis guy and he keepssssss..." he trailed off, mumbling nonsense. Hawks stopped. A guy? He must really be out of it. Tokoyami continued. "He keepsss followin' me! Amd I dont know why... hess freaky dough. I domf like it."

Well, now Hawks was concerned. Before he could ask any questions, Tokoyami had gone slack again, his breathing evened out. Hawks didnt think much of it, and just bandaged him up. Hawks sat back with a sigh, looking at his work. Tokoyami was oddly calm, Dark Shadow no where in sight.

Hawks turned off the T.V and got up. He'd have to call Eraserhead once he was finished up with his interview, and judging by the yelling he heard, it wasnt going very well. Hawks looked down at the sleeping teen. He couldn't leave him on the couch, but he didnt want to risk injuring him further by moving him and fucking dropping him, which, knowing Hawks's luck, was a very real possibility.

Hawks decided it would be safer to just grab a blanket and wrap his intern in it. At least he'd be comfy, right? Hawks grabbed the fluffy one he'd seen the kid eye after a rough patrol. Hawks manoeuvred the kid and wrapped him into a mini burrito. Hawks smiled and decided fuck it, the kid was up, might as well move him. He carefully walked down the hall towards the elevator.

He asked himself where he would put the kid. The simple answer was to put him in Hawks's room, but his office was all the way down at the bottom floor. Would Tokoyami be able to handle the elevator if the drugs are still in his system when he woke up? Hawks sighed and brought the paperwork with him, playing the safe game.

Hawks sets his kid in his bed, and does the rest of his work quietly, feathers keeping a close watch on his kid as he sleeps without a problem. Hawks finishes his work and sits back, eyes closing. He drifts off, his feathers still active.

The next morning, his feathers woke him. Tokoyami is moving. Hawks groans and stands up, stretching and walking to his room. Tokoyami is sitting up, hands touching his beak with obvious confusion.

Hawks laughs and pushes his intern back down on the bed. "Go back to sleep, baby bird. It's still early." Tokoyami nods and curls up, still feeling exhausted. Hawks sits himself on the edge of the bed, watching his intern as his chest rises and falls. Hawks gets bored after a while, leaving as his phone buzzes.

Erasurehead? This should be fun. Hawks leaves and puts it on speaker. The angered shout that greets him tells Hawks everything.

"Hawks! You are aware of what a curfew is, correct?" Aziawa yells. He's in class as they speak. The rest of the class is confused. Bakugo rolls his eyes and Mina pokes at Asui and whispers something.

Aziawa continues without a pause. "Because I know damn well that Tokoyami wouldn't break curfew, so where is he? I swear if you tell me he's in hospital again." At this Hawks winced as the class perks up on the other end of the line. "Again?" Midoryia turns to Todoroki, who shrugs.

Hawks laughs. "Well, you'll be glad to know we didnt have to bring him this time, but—" Aziawa cuts him off. "Then why isn't he in class?!" Hawks sighs. "Some guy jumped him on his way to the train station, okay? They hit him hard, too."

The class grows nervous as Aziawa stays silent. Whatever Hawks had said must have either shocked him or caught him off guard. "Are you serious? Why—?" Hawks answers with a shrug. "Dark Shadow said something about animal-based quirks."

"Really? Just because of his appearance—" the class falls quiet again. Kirishima shakes Denki's shoulder. "They cant attack someone like that, right? Just because of his face?" Kirishima whispers, and Denki shrugs. Shouji's fists clench. He's delt with more than enough of those types of people in his life. Iida was chopping angrily, and Bakugo looked pissed.

Aziawa is still ranting. He's gotten so angry he couldn't hold his phone, in fear of breaking it. So it went on speaker as he went on a tangent. Hawks finds a good place to cut in. His voice rings loudly in the class.

"Hey, I'm just as angry at you. But the kid is trying to sleep. Maybe keep it down?" Hawks chuckles darkly. "Not like he'll be able to voice his complaints, though."

Aziawa immediately regrets it, but he asks why. "The motherfucker slashed his beak. It'll probably scar, it was deep." Hawks peeked into the room. Tokoyami was still asleep, turned away from the door. Hawks closed the door softly and tuned back into the conversation. Aziawa was yelling. There were other voices yelling, as well.

Aziawa's voice rang clear. "Sorry, Hawks. Gonna have to cut this short. Bring him back around when he wakes up, Recovery Girl will help him. Bakugo! Dont you dare—! Fuck!" The line went dead.

Hawks laughed. Looks like the class knew. He turned to go down the hallway, but stopped when something pulled at his jacket. He turned to see Tokoyami standing, albeit wobbly. The blanket Hawks had wrapped around him hung on his shoulders, and Tokoyami's body disappeared under it.

Hawks smiled softly. "Hey there, baby bird. What's going on?" Hawks moved to support him as the teen almost went down. Slowly, they moved to the kitchen. With Dark Shadow's help, Tokoyami sat on the counter, still wrapped in the blanket. Dark Shadow faced Hawks. "He's wondering how to eat. We're hungry."

Hawks blinked. "I hadn't thought about that...." He trailed off. "We'll ask Recovery Girl when we see her. You wanna go now or do you wanna wait?" Tokoyami shrugged. Hawks shook his head. "Well, let's re-bandage your beak first, then we'll go, sound good?"

Tokoyami nodded and moved to stand. It took a minute, but they got there. Hawks took off the bandages. The wound looked as ugly as ever. "Hey, what did the guy look like?" Tokoyami thought about it. He turned towards the T.V and his face dropped. He pointed at the screen.

Hawks looked. Someone had been murdered late last night. Ouch, it looked brutal. There was something familiar about the wounds though...

"That looks like..." Hawks stared at the wound he was cleaning. "Oh. Holy shit." Hawks snapped his head up, looking for confirmation. Tokoyami nodded, a little too hard, and hissed in pain. Hawks steadied him. "Wait. If the wound is so similar, then..." He turned the volume up.

"The only suspects we have at the moment are the league of villains, and that's because of the dust left behind. Also scorch marks left on the victim's back..."

Hawks's phone lit up as a message came through. He checked it. It was from an unknown number, which meant it was from Dabi.

"You're welcome." Was all it said.

Hawks typed out his reply. He asked why the fuck he would do something like that. Dabi responded with: 'Dude was on our hit list anyways. He should learn to think twice before slicing a league member so close to Shigaraki.'

This left Hawks confused. Dark Shadow said that the guy didnt like people with animal-based quirks, so it would have to be their driver, but the last part....

Oh well. He's dead now. That's all that matters.

He took Tokoyami to Recovery Girl, and she did all she could. Within a week it had scarred, much to Tokoyami's annoyance. He could talk properly, which was okay. Before he got used to it though, he had a lisp. Hawks thought it was adorable. A lisp plus head tilts?? Hawks's intern was the cutest, no doubt.

Hawks grinned as Tokoyami waved goodbye two weeks later. "Make sure you get home this time, okay?" Tokoyami sighed and flipped Hawks off, being the last person to leave.

Hawks laughed. Hopefully this time there would be no unexpected attacks on his intern. Hawks walked to his office and stared at the pile of paperwork left unfinished.

"Son of a bitch—"

This ended on a funny note, though I wanted to make a point on quirk discrimination. With everything that's happening in America right now, its important to say

Black lives matter. They have mattered all along, and they will always matter.

But I do hope you enjoyed! If you wanna see anything else, just ask! I'm always open to suggestions :D

[samissosexyyy]

My friend and myself decided to take it upon ourselves to create a au, where ghia adopted a kid,not knowing IT WAS FUCKING DIAVOLOS-

notitsnottrish-

But uh,,, Here's a headcanon i came up with (or a bit short-). I said a few cuss words so oop.

× The kid uses they/them, they don't give two fucks about what anyone else thinks.

×They use a fork to get the swirl on their forehead to stay, They wanna look like papa ghia >:(

×The kid has a stand. Yeah, Basically sex pistols, But its basically three tall figures in suits, and masks, gloves, basically you cant see what these figures ar emade of,,, that use weapons.

Hand them anything but gun and its just

"Here, Have this dolly-"

"THE TRIGGERS MISSING THIS WEAPON IS USELESS WE'RE GONNA DIE"

"but- we- we're in my room?????"

×Ghia tries to keep the whole 'i adopted this kid' thing a secret from the others (minus maybe pesci and ris). Illuso is def the first to figure it out- mirrors and whatnot, and spreads it to the others.

×Ghia panciks and destroys a couch.

×How did ghia find the kid? He uh...whoops he murdered her mom what a shame guess he adopted this kid now-

×THE KIDS STAND? YEAH THEY PUT CAT EARS ON ALL THREE OF THEM- CAT EAR GANG.

Also- heres two doodles of the kiddo, One where they wet their hair and they get diavolo hair (ew rat incel moldy lice man hair :( ) and others just when its dry and the usual outfit >:)

(Bottoms the usual outfit and how it usually looks)

Once again,,, this is a AU kinda that me and a friend made lmao- almost everything else is either the same,,,, or slightly twisted.

also-they totally figure out the kids related to diavolo,,, when melone [spoiler] [spoiler] :)

[tinycloudyskies]

Little Application

Name: Cloudy (real name given on trust)

Gender: female

Age: 20

Sexuality & Romantic attraction: Straight and Demisexual

Polyamorous, Monogamous, or no preference?: (romantic): I'm not sure what those mean but I only like to be with one person at a time. 

Does the idea of a little family appeal to you?: (multiple littles or caregivers):  I'm not sure, it would be nice but also my little side wants everyone to herself. My little side doesn't really get along with other littles…. So I try to not make friends with little so i don't hurt someone's feelings...But i’d love a Mama/Popa or Mama/Mama or Popa/Popa

Appearance:(can describe, attach a pic, or ignore)

Can show a picture if really wants...but I much rather have trust first

Location: USA, Tennessee

Contact info:

TinyCloudySkies#4644

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-Typical you- 

A trait you like about yourself:  my singing

A trait you dislike about yourself:  my body

Pet peeves: people with a God complex who think they know everything and they're always right. People who isolate themselves whenever they are upset or something. Whenever people are overly happy, people who promise things they cant keep, whenever people say "don't worry, it's gunna get better" or "I'm fine, don't worry about me" whenever people say age regression is just age play… I have others prolly but this is all I can think of right now.

Hobbies/Interests: I love to sing, draw, write stores/poem, hangout with my fave people.

Extra Info: I have a boyfriend owo i'm just looking for a Popa (never had a Mama before) but willing to try to make things work if someone actually wants me as their little. 

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-Little you-

Favorite pet names: Tiny, Little one, Muffin, Munchkin, Pumpkin/punkin, Sweetie, Tator/Tator tot, Kiddo,.

Age range?: 4-5

Do you also have a petspace?: I don't think so

Do you consider yourself a brat?:  I can be sassy owo

Why do you need/want a caregiver?: it's really hard to go into headspace by myself. I had a Popa and he helped me a lot. I never felt so little before. But he didn't want me anymore so now I'm looking for someone new.

Little Interests: watching cartoons, drawing, singing, talking, doing kindergarten-school work, binging shows with cg, playing games with friends and/or cg

Personality as little: a little baby talk, I have random ticks whenever I'ma little but not whenever I'm big (kinda weird) so that means I shout stuff randomly. Like my 3 top ones are Rawr! Ruh Roh, and Penis! Some of them aren't what a little should be saying but I really can't help them. I love to make people laugh and I make jokes, I can be sassy but also really bubbly and really clingy.

Do you need clear rules?: I've never had rules before. Only ones that are obvious are no cussing for cg and little both (unless it's littles ticks) and no NSFW talkings. Both of these things trigger me out of headspace very fast.

Little gear owned/wanted: I don't own anything but wouldn't mind a pacie or cute outfits.

Are you uncomfortable with any little gear?: only diapers 

Any mental or physical illnesses?: (feel free to ignore, even if you have either)

I have depression, social anxiety, and PTSD. My muscles are also really weak to where they can't keep my bones together properly, so my rib has been out of place for like 2 years.

Extra info: I'm only looking for a platonic relationship, like an actual Popa/daughter or Mama/daughter relationship, but don't worry we can also be friends whenever I'm big too owo

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-Looking for-

Type of relationship looking for: (friends, platonic caregiver, romantic caregiver, Daddy/Mommy/Either, Nanny, Babysitter, etc) oopsies already answered this owo I don't know what a Nanny or babysitter is in age regressing terms.

Are you okay if they have a physical or mental illness?: I'm okie dokie with it. 

Are you okay if they are a switch?: Well I'm not a switch so I don't think I'd be able to help them feel safe if they were a little too, plus my little side doesn't get along with other littles...

Age range: 20-29

Personality/Caregiver type: (strict, caring, gentle, firm, silly, etc) caring, gentle, silly, lovingly firm, soothing voice (makes my little side feel safer but its not a must)  Location Preferred?: close to me so cans hangs out on same time zone

[d-c-it]

Meet Lust

Summary: Lust thinks its unfair Remus gets to hang out with everyone and he doesn’t. Deceit said not to bother Thomas but he is stubborn. He is also petty and most importantly he is bored. Crack (ish) fic. 

Ships: None. (Roman get some smooches but they’re not in a relationship so it doesn’t count?)

Warnings: sympathetic deceit, sympathetic remus, a flirty oc, cussing, innuendo, caps, light making out. Some kinks are mentioned and threats of castration.

I can’t explain.

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Patton was walking down the stairs, heading to the kitchen when he spotted someone on the living room’s couch.

‘Oh, hey kiddo…?’ when the person turn around all he caught was a cheshire grin before he let out a loud shriek and bolted towards the stairs again.

Mid run he saw Virgil open his door with a worried look on his face, Patton however was too busy running for his life to even care to explain. He screamed all the way to his room and slammed the door behind him. Virgil was looking at morality’s door with a weird face when he heard the steps coming up the stair. Once he caught sight of who it was he let out an ‘Oh, hell no. Is too early for this shit.’ He slammed his door just as the mystery person started running towards him, making them crash against it, exclaiming ‘You guys are no fun!’ in a whiny voice.

‘What is the meaning of all this noise…?’ was the only thing Virgil heard, before putting his headphones on and drowning all the background noise. He internally wished Logan good luck.

‘Hot teach! Oh, I’m so glad you’re here!’ said their…guest? Clinging to Logan’s waist and rubbing his face on his stomach, making the logical side unable to move since he was supporting both of their weights.

‘Ah, this explains it.’

‘Daddy was so rude to me! He didn’t even say hi! and Virgin Mary shut the door on my face!’ Logan squinted at the not-quite-stranger. ‘I didn’t do anything!’ complained the other.

‘Felix, where is Deceit?’ asked Logan, making the other let go of him immediately, which was a bad sign. ‘Felix?’ he received only mumbled words as an answer. ‘What was that?’

‘I might or might not have locked him in his room?’ said Felix, pouting. The logical side studied the other, playing with his hands as he stood there, looking all the shades of guilty.

‘May I dare to ask why?’ said Logan, fixing his glasses, Felix’s eyes unfocused at the action but Logan was quick to bring him back from whatever he was thinking by snapping his fingers in front of his face. The other shook his head, coming back to his senses.

‘He let Remus go out, hot teach! Remus!’ whined the other. ‘Before me! I just want to have some fun too!’

‘Right now Thomas is not in the best state of mind to deal with you, I’m sure that’s the reason Deceit hasn’t let yo- are you mocking me?’ he stopped mid-sentence, as he became aware Felix was imitating him while mouthing what he was saying in a childish manner. The other shook his head to deny the statement. Logan sighed yet again. ‘I’ll just go find Deceit.’ He then walked towards Virgil’s door to ask him to take care of the problem child for a little while. He didn’t even get to knock on the door before he heard him exclaim from the inside.

‘Don’t even think about it!’ Logan deadpanned, looking back at Felix, who shrugged innocently. Logan looked towards Patton’s door next but shook his head before heading towards Romans who was probably still asleep as Thomas was up all night working on a video.

He suddenly felt the tug of their host calling, closing his eyes and grunting as Felix, next to him, squealed in delight. Great, he thought, as he was forced to sink down and appear in Thomas’s living room.

‘Hey, Logan. I-‘Thomas stopped himself as the logical side raised a hand.

‘Before you start, I already have an idea of what’s going on and I’m afraid you aren’t going to like it.’

‘Uh… what do you-?’ started asking the brunette when a figure appeared in Virgil’s place at the stairs.

‘AHHHHHH THOMAS!’ jumped the figure, extending his arms as if trying to grab Thomas and hug him.

‘GAHH!’ was their host natural response. Logan made a gesture with his hands as if to say ‘See what I meant?’ Felix seemed to be vibrating in place. ‘Who-? ARE THOSE LEATHER PANTS!?’

‘Ah? OH!’ exclaimed Felix, looking at his attire. ‘Yes! They absolutely are! You like them?’ he said, making provocative poses. Next to him, Logic massaged his temples.

‘No! I-I would never wear something like that!’ exclaimed Thomas, horrified.

‘You should though! You have a great ass! You should own it!’ insisted the other.

‘He literally owns it.’ Was Logic’s confused contribution.

‘DID SOMEONE SAY ASS’ they all heard, just as the duke appeared behind the TV looking very interested.

‘Oh, god. No.’ murmured Thomas.

‘Get out, tentacle porn! This is MY moment!’ both Thomas and Logic made awkward faces at that.

‘Tentacle porn!’ cackled Remus, hugging his morningstar to his chest. ‘That’s a new one! I love it!’ in despite of how angry he wanted to look, Felix laughed a little.

‘Right? I think it suits you~’ he flirted, before he heard Logan’s cough.

‘What is going on…?’ whispered Thomas to the logical side.

‘Well, to put it simple… that’s another one of your sides.’ He said, fixing his glasses.

‘Ugh, I love when you do that! Is so s e x y, hot teach!’ exclaimed the new side, leaning into the railing and doing a weird thing with his eyelashes. 

‘He’s ah…Lust.’ He coughed, blushing a little.

‘Wh-?’

'Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be, let's talk about sex~'

'come on, do it, uh huh~'

'My name is Felix, but you can call me tonight, hot stuff.' said Lust, winking and making Thomas's mouth go ajar. There was a moment of silence.

'You do realize you just flirted with yourself, right?' said Logan, while Remus wheezed in the background.

'Well, he seems to need a bit of self love… not gonna lie.' defended himself the lustful side.

'Look, guys… I just wanted to talk to Logan and Patton for a little bit so if you don’t mind calling him up…?' offered Thomas.

'Yeah, no. He won’t show up as long as Felix is here.' stated Logan.

'Why not?'

'Daddy seems to be a little afraid of good ol’loving…which is ironic considering he is your heart!' giggled Felix. High fiving Remus.

'What about Roman? Virgil?' pleaded Thomas, clearly not prepared to deal with two dark sides at the same time.

'I’m afraid Roman is still sleeping and Virgil was pretty adamant in being left out of this.'

'Shit.'

'The smartest course of action would be finding Deceit…'

'I’m barely dealing with two dark sides and you want to bring another one of them!?'

'Well…'

'Excuse me! I am no dark side! Roman is a jerk with a stick up his-'

'Butthole!' exclaimed Remus happily.

'Now that’s where I want all the di-'

'STOP, oh God just STOP!' yelled Thomas, covering his ears.

'What is it, Thomas? Feeling a little…horrrrny?' said the lustful side, making Thomas cry out.

'That’s it.' shook his head Logan, done with everything. He raised his hand and suddenly a very disgruntled Roman appeared in Patton’s spot.

'This BETTER be good, Logic.' grunted creativity. ‘You interrupted my beauty sleep.’

'Oh, darling you don’t need any~' purred Lust, making the prince jump in place and shy away from the compliment. Thomas frowned.

'Didn’t you just called him a jerk?' Roman gasped.

'That is in the past! Why don’t you come over here, papacito? ¡Quiero matarte a besos!' exclaimed Felix in spanish, making Roman giggle.

'Do not let that happen...' said Logan, looking at Thomas. 'Roman, you’re on charge while I’m gone… I sure will regret that later…I’ll go get Deceit.'

'Wait! Logan!' exclaimed Thomas. 'Why cant I just summon him or something?' staring at his logical side with a look that clearly spoke please don’t leave me alone with them. But Logan wasn’t having any of it.

'If Deceit was available, you wouldn’t have to deal with this at all.'

'Uh?'

'Deceit tends to hold the others back as long as he can, he is your self-preservation after all.'

'Deceit…does that…for me?'

'Well, of course, Deceit is very akin on protecting you Thomas, even from yourself. I thought that was clear.' He coughed. 'I must be going. Roman.'

'Uh!'

'Do not, engage with Lust.'

'Pfft, who do you take me for?' Logan squinted at him as he sunk down. There was another minute of silence.

'So, about those kisses?~'

'Are you kissing his butthole?'

'I mean if he asks nicely?'

Roman and Thomas looked at eachother for a short terrifying moment.

.

As he sunk down, Logan appeared in the mindscape's living room and headed to the rooms hallway. Just as he passed by Virgil's room, it opened.

'Is the coast clear?' he whispered.

'Which one? You need to be more specific.' answered Logan, still walking.

'Ugh, I meant, is that nymphomaniac still around?' grunted Virgil, walking right behind Logan, as if hiding of potential threats.

'Nymphomaniac is a term used only on fe-' the logical side interrupted himself at the look the anxious side was giving him. 'Right, no. The coast, as you say, isn't clear. In fact, Remus decided to show up.' he didn't miss the shiver in Virgil's body. 'and they are now in the presence of Thomas, Roman is supervising…'

'They are WHAT!?' yelled Virgil, his loud scary voice filling the hallway, showing his uneasiness.

'I know what you're thinking, I'm just on my way of freeing Deceit from Lust's little stunt before anything goes… uh, he's gone. Very well, Roman was going to need a little help anyway.

As he got closer to the yellow door at the less iluminated part of the hallway, Logan could hear noises coming from it. His best bet was that Deceit was trying to get out. As he struggled with the handle Logic discovered he was right.

Just when he managed to open the door Deceit pulled it the other way, which ended up with them both on the floor, Logan on top of Deceit while the former complained.

'Can you not get off!?'

'I apologize, I was only trying to asist-'

'Save it, I don't need to castrate certain someone.'

'I think that's a bit…harsh' said the logical side as he watched Deceit sink down.

.

When they appeared it was to utter chaos. Virgil was yelling at Remus about something they couldn't make sense of because both were using their loud voices. Virgil was in his usual place, replacing Felix in the staircase. Thomas was curling up into a ball on the floor and Felix… Yup. Felix was making out with Roman in the place Patton usually stood. Logan coughed slightly, noone paid him any mind. He looked beside him at Deceit, who was looking pissed ™, and offered him the chance to interrupt.

'You better shUT UP' Logan flinched, massaging his ear. He had never heard Deceit's loud voice and would rather not be present when he happened to use it again. However, it worked wonders.

All the sides instantly stopped doing what they were doing. Virgil flunged himself to the other side of the railing and Remus hid behind his morningstar. Felix jumped out of Roman's arms where he was clinging like a koala and Roman held up his arms as if he had being catch by the police. Both completely disheveled.

Logan sent Roman a look, the prince looked sheepish. Felix however, was as pale as one could get. Thomas stood up, holding his head with one hand.

'I am so glad to see you guys.'

'You.' hissed Deceit, the lustful side left out an eeep sound. 'Are so not dead.' he realized he didn't had his hat and he crossed his arms.

'hahahah Dee! What a surprise!'

'Why weren't you here earlier!?' yelled Virgil, he received a glare from Deceit, who normally portrayed himself as a very calmed person (?).

'This idiot didn't locked me up in my room!'

'Someone's in trouble!~' singsonged Remus.

'Shut up, Remus.' whispered Felix.

'I think its totally your place to shut him up.' hissed again Deceit, eye twitching. Lust inmediatly sealed his lips and made a gesture of locking them up. 'To your room.' said the yellow side.

'Bu-'

'To. Your. Room.' Felix pouted and crossed his arms, but started to sink out inmediatly. Of course not before winking towards Roman one last time.

The moment Lust was out of sight, Patton popped up.

'Whew, that was a close one!' he exclaimed, receiving all sort of expressions from the others.

'Well, I believe that's my cue to leave. Remus, if you please…'

'For sure, double D!. Now I wouldn't miss that carnage for anything! Bye~'

To everyones surprise Remus sank down without putting off a fight. Everyone turned to Deceit who was dusting his cape.

'I am not sorry for that, Thomas. It didn't get out of hand.' said Deceit, looking up. 'It won't happen again.' he started to sink down when Thomas called for him.

'Deceit!' murmured Thomas.

'Yes?' he said, raising an eyebrow.

'Uh, Logan kinda told me you keep the others at bay…?'

'Oh, he didn't said that, did he?' Logan nodded.

'Well yes…and well… Tha…nk you? I don't think I've apreciated what you do enough.' Deceit looked at him surprised, he started to blink really fast and then huffed.

'It's not like I prohibit them to come up here, I merely entretain them so they don't come up here and unsettle you when you're not… in the right mood.' he said, forgetting to lie, without looking at Thomas. 'It hasn't been harder recently, as I have help.' he turned to glare at virgil, who look the other way.

'Exactly, thank you Deceit. For looking out for me.' Thomas smiled at the deceitful side. The yellow side surprised everyone again by blushing.

'Whatever.' he hissed as he sunk down. 'I gotta castrate someone now, if you excuse me…'

'Isn't that a bit harsh…?' murmured Patton.

'Don't worry. They'll grow back.' he said, making everyone shiver. 'Oh, and Roman?'

'Uh?'

'You should clean off the lipstick you have all over your face.' was the last thing he said before he disappeared from sight.

'What!?' yelled Roman, rubbing at his face frantically. 'Is it off? Is it off!?'

'You still have a little bit over here…?' said Virgil, pointing all of Roman's face, much to the other's dismay.

'Alright, I believe I was called to deal with something and that something isn't here anymore so I'll go take all of this thing off. Bye~' and like that, the prince, who didn't have anything on his face in the first place, was gone too.

'I don't understand what happened, Logan.' started Thomas. 'One second there was… uh… Felix, flirting endlessly, Remus kept screaming nonsense but Roman didn't seem to listen or care and the then, Virgil appears and kicks Felix off the stairs-'

'This is my spot, ok!?'

'Of course it is kiddo! We should circle that out!' finger gunned Patton. Logan sighed.

'... And then they're both kissing and touching in places I don't want to think of because believe me watching myself do those things to… myself, wasn't something I needed.'

'Well, we can't blame Roman for that kiddo. Lust tends to be very… convincing.'

'What do you mean…?'

'Just as Virgil has his loud voice and Remus has his…'

'Screech.' offered Virgil.

'... Screech. Lust has a…'

'Sinful.' offered this thime Patton, shivering.

'... Luring voice.' it is impossible for any of us to resist it.' he said, fixing his glasses. 'We are, however, less susceptible to it than Roman.'

'Oh...I see.'

'Deceit is practically immune to it, since he can lie to himself, then Logan, then me, then Patton…' listed Virgil. Patton whined.

'He got me bad last time…'

'Again, nothing to be ashamed of Patton.'

'What about Remus?' Thomas asked, receiving a deadpan from everyone. 'Right, never mind.'

'How are you feeling now, Thomas?' asked Logan, eyebrow raised.

'Way better, this was just…wild.' answered their host.

'It seems that Deceit has everything under control again.' nodded logic.

'It was very nice of you to thank Deceit like that, kiddo. He was so happy! I know we don't show him much love...or at all! Maybe I can make him some waffles!'

'He likes chocolate waffles…' whispered Virgil.

'Awww, alright! I'll make us all chocolate waffles! See ya, kiddo!' exclaimed Patton, sinking down.

'Bye, dad.' smiled Thomas, before a sudden thought crossed his mind, making him frown. 'Wait a second, does Felix calls him Daddy for…?'

'Yeah, he does.'

'A correct assumption.'

'Ugh.'

.

[flashbang-througthe-door]

Keep him safe, both of them

Nov Price x Gaz

Tw: read the first tag, major character death, blood, cussing, read the last tag too

Everything was going wrong surrounded by enemies quickly "What are we going to do?" "Soap! Me and you, to the helicopter let's go! Now!" Nov calls out as he runs out "Come on! Get a move on Soap!" He shouts getting into cover as a few seconds later Soap was right behind him. "I'll distract them, you get a to move on to the chopper" he nods waiting on Soap, who hesitantly nods "Yeah, Yes okay" Soap inhales, Nov takes a deep breath and walks out of cover shooting the best he could. Soap made his way quickly to the helicopter looking for Nov to be follow "Unload! Now!" Nov slid across and duck down "shit" he groans hearing the bullets rip by him. He looked down seeing a familiar dark crimson on his shirt, he was used to it on the side of his head "I'VE BEEN HIT!" He calls out gritting his teeth as he inhales sharply "I gotta get up" he mumbles trying to get up but falling against the rock "Nov, Nathan" he heard Gaz shout and loud footsteps coming towards him "No, no, no" Gaz kneels down "This isn't the end, think of Gus" he says quickly pulling up Nov's shirt "How bad is it!" Price gave cover fire as he tried to get to his brother "It's not good Sir!" Gaz shout back gently smacking Nov trying to keep him awake "Hey talk to me, say something Nate. Please don't close your eyes" He starts to cry "Keep him safe, both of them" Nov groans in pain as he starts to wheeze "Don't say that. You'll make it out of this like always. Remember when we were going on recon and you got pinged in the shoulder. You ducktaped the wound closed and then ripped your arm pit hair out" Gaz smiles fully crying still trying to give some hope. Nov coughs pulling his ring off about hand it his love "Bravo Seven going dark" his eyes closed his hand went limped and his head rolled to the side "No, No...Not Nate...no!" Gaz fell back sitting looking at his hands covered in the blood of the man he loved silently crying "No, No" Price finally got over to them he grabbed his brother by his shirt "You open your fucking eyes now! YOU CANT GO OUT LIKE THIS! MY NEPHEW NEEDS HIS DAD!" He shook Nov hard bouncing him off the rock expecting something stupid but there was nothing, no response, no witty one liner and no joke. Gaz shook himself from shock and grabbed the ring off the ground "We have to get out of here, I can carry him" Gaz puts the ring in his pock Soap was silent to shocked and scared to say anything.

Time passed maybe a few hours and Gaz took Nov's dog tags "I'll tell him" he nods softly he had gotten cleaned up and changed "You don't have much time in there" Grinch looks down leaning against the car "I'll wait for you here" "Thanks, I'll be back" Gaz walks up the stairs looking at the dog tags putting it in his pocket as he knocks on the door the door swinging open "Gus, we have to talk" "My dad isn't home, he's working" Gus rocks on his heels "It's about your dad kiddo" Gaz put the dog tags into Gus hands "He was shot and killed, he died a hero and for something good" Gaz wasn't sure if he believed the last part "No, I talked to him earlier. H-He said to brush my teeth and behave...h-he'll be home soon" Gus started to shake crying "He said he'd be home soon" he felt Gaz hug him "It's okay to cry" Gaz mumbles feeling like he was going to as Gus broke down crying. Grinch watched quietly feeling himself start to cry "Damn..." He mumbles looking at his watch shaking his head giving them more time. It was going to be a long week and an even longer week and a worse year, but the mental wounds would heal and happy memories would be shared.

Sitting around a fire was Gaz, Soap and Price it had been two years since Nov's death and they were just shooting the shit as Gus came outside in his PJs. "Hey buddy don't you have school tomorrow?" Price asked offering a seat to Gus "Yeah but I wanted to see Uncle Soap" he smiles softly and sits down "I wanted to see Uncle Gaz too" he streaches "Your.... talking about dad aren't you?" "Yeah, we are" Gaz nods softly taking a drink of his beer "Sharing stories?" "Yeah?" "He came to career day once....it didn't go well. He tried to explain what you guys do and basically said he kills the bad people who wants to murder us and I was in third grade I believe" Gus starts giggling "Yeah, that's my baby brother" "Hundred percent a Nov thing" "Man, yeah he wasn't the smartest" Gaz rubs his neck now wearing two rings on his right hand "Haha, so he and Gaz had to be all ghillied up and he was complaining up a storm, so I shit you not and I can hear this over the radio, Gaz said can it and your father and his infinite wisdom whack Gaz with his can" "My dad had a can" "The holy can..."

[fuxkinperfect]

Why my boyfriend is great

I know a lot of my friends and people who have met my boyfriend dont like him. Little do they know he’s the type of guy to ask me how my friends are doing and if I say they’re not okay he’ll ask me why and try to think of something that we can all do together to make them feel better. He’s the type of guy to put aside the fact that someone doesn’t like them and still pay for their dinner or tell them he wants to buy them a drink. He’s the type of guy who looks at two kiddos and a dad trying to grab their ball out of the lake and says “man, i would go in there to grab their ball for them but i cant right now.” Yeah. He didnt do it but i saw how distracted he was because he was trying to figure out how he could help them. The thing is, he doesnt care what you think of him because he knows how rough this world is and if you have the time to hate on him, that’s fine but he’ll still try to go out of his way to make sure youre okay. If he feels like im uncomfortable or feel scared in an area or thinks there could possibly be someone there that could hurt me he will physically pull me closer and put himself a little bit behind me or in front of me. He watches love movies and even gets emotional over them. He’ll know when im feeling insecure about myself he’ll grab my face and kiss me and tell me im beautiful. We’ll go to the mall and he’ll grab things that look funny and excitedly show them to me. If he buys something he’ll ask me if i want something too. Whenever he goes into a store he asks if i want a drink or snack. If im upset and he feels it, he wont stop bothering me until i start smiling. We cuss at each other and talk to each other like we have no respect for each other, but behind closed doors and when the time is needed, he’s an amazing guy. But I dont need someone perfect. I dont need someone who my friends or family approve of. I need someone like him. And i have it. He’s embarrassing sometimes, he’s a handful a lot of the time, but i lived my whole life under such strict ruling. And with him, it’s all carefree and we can be as embarassing and as stupid as we want. So you can tell me he’s not a good guy, and you can tell me he’s not my type of guy. You can tell me it wont last, and you can tell me hes kind of an asshole. You can also tell me what he believes in is wrong, and that he’s vulgar and innapropriate. I dont care. If youre as forgiving as you are judgmental, maybe we wont have a problem.

[shego1142]

Found my acrylics whoo! ^_^

I also found this shirt:

Which I, as a baby gay, got from a goodwill by turning it inside out and telling my parents I wanted a white shirt to colour on.

I have no idea what it’s actually from btw.

I just wanted it bc it said gay lol.

Also, interesting fact about it, it smells extremely strongly of vanilla ice cream.

It’s also more than 10 years old. I’m pretty sure I got it when I was like 11 or so.

Also found my scooby doo pillow ^__^

[anneriddle19]

10 Things to know about the social services field

 I know what you’re thinking, “okay, social services is all a bunch of do-gooders” “World changers” “fixers” ect.. Well, while some of that is true, there is so much more to the field of social services and even more to be said about the number of people who had no formal social services training, but somehow found themselves in the midst of this absolute shit storm. Well, welcome to the circus folks, hope you brought some tap shoes and your clown costume because as a social worker you will be preforming in it. Let’s have a look at the field of social services and all of its glory... which brings me to my first point. I know, you’re already thrilled about this read.

1. There are very few ‘Glamorous’ social services jobs.

 I know what you’re thinking, I thought the same thing.. ‘But wait, what about school social workers, they look cute, provide some counseling and get summers off’ WRONGO. If I remember my highschool days as vividly as I believe I do, and trust me I truly wish I did not.. You were either in one of three groups. 

Group 1, the obvious the popular kids..who more often than not were kinda assholes to everyone outside of their group. However, I will say lets acknowledge the ever common exception which is the perfectly beautiful jock who was insanely popular and also the nicest guy on the planet.. right? right. Okay, maybe that was just at my school. 

Group 2, the kids that were neither here nor there (this is where I was) I wasn’t necessarily unpopular, but I absolutely didnt find myself invited to the parties where all the cool kids hung out. The one or two times I was invited I felt like I was being done some type of favor, I remember wanting to ask “did your mom talk to my mom” (this literally stems back to my mom making all of my friends throughout childhood but thats another blog for a day I’ve had a glass of wine or two) After group 2 is the apparent and ever present group 3. Even if most of us dont want to admit it a lot of us might have floated in and out of that one, those were the rebels, the tough kids, the ones labeled as weird and the ones more often than not that may have known the ISS teacher quiet personally. No shame on those kids, I was in there a few times too. Point is, who do you think the school social worker/counselor is working with? The kids who have supportive parents and a great home life.. again WRONGO, those kids that got caught smoking pot in the theater? Yep, those are the kids a social worker is more likely to come in contact with. The kids who did coke off a bathroom toilet? Yep, those kiddos too. Most prominently, the kids that dont have the home life a lot of us were fortunate enough to have, yeah those kids.. I think that sounds pretty tough, I’m sure its an incredibly rewarding job... but just like any other facet of social services comes with some really hard clients. This was just one example. The reality is social workers dont have clients referred to us because their life is perfect. Its often the very opposite.

2. You’re going to get cussed at. 

It will more than likely happen DAILY. You might as well accept that now and just buck up, because this is true in every facet of social work. it does not matter how well you do your job, how great your case notes are, or if you are completely caught up on every bit of your paperwork (dont worry I’m getting to the paperwork) someone somewhere is going to probably call you a dumb bitch, and all you can do is smile at them.. well for the most part. I would highly suggest putting some of that great social work training to use and refraining from smacking that absolute shit out of that person. Take my word for it, that happens to me all the time, I just smile and nod. 

3. Case notes will very literally END you just accept it now

You will NEVER (I’m sorry that’s a little harsh) IT IS INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY that you will ever find yourself sitting in your office.. if you even have one of those amazing private spaces... scrolling through cute pictures of puppies and doing some online shopping because all of your case notes are done. Just go ahead and accept it now and your life will be SO much easier. In the age of technology we live in now, everything has a GIF to describe it. So if social work case notes were a GIF, they would come in the form of an infinity pool. 

4. An acceptance of dark humor is an actual requirement for this job

People are going to say some weird shit to you and around you. Nope, I’m not talking about your clients I am talking.. you heard it here first folks, Co-Workers. Now, let me first say your Co-Workers in social services are your saving grace and should be treated as such 24/7, 365. These people are in this crazy shit with you..so that is why this point has to be made. You are going to have some weird occurrences, and if it doesn't happen on almost a daily basis you may actually be the secretary. BUT, it is so important to remember that everyone copes with things differently, and I’ve found a lot.... I mean A LOT use dark humor as a coping mechanism and that is totally fine. Just know, if you enter the field of social services this is something you will come into contact with. I am always a fan of speaking your mind, if someone says something that takes things a little too far I’m all about telling them to take it down a notch..but if it is a co-worker who is just trying to cope the best way they know how, grin and bear it or walk away. 

5. You HAVE TO learn how to cope with the stresses of this job or you will be eaten alive.

There will be nights (I know because I’ve had them) where you wake up from a nightmare only to realize it was some horrible thing that you heard or saw at work that day. There will be times when a client tells you something that makes you feel like you’re throwing up.. but they may have just gotten started telling their story. There will be long meetings, butting heads with clients and co-workers, lost files, misplaced info, and on top of that there will be more days than not where you bring that all home with you (lets be honest god bless the people who actually date social workers because you are the real MVP). When I say cope, I do not mean go home and go out drinking with your buddies, even though if I’m being honest, most of us have done it that way. You have got to find ways of doing things that bring you happiness and incorporate that into your every day routine. If that means the only thing that really makes you feel better is chocolate ice cream, well I’m sure Sam’s club sells in bulk. If it’s the gym, get after it girlfriend.. WHATEVER it is, do it, and do it often. I cannot tell you how many times I’ve had instructors tell my classes that we have to take care of ourselves, and it wasn't until recently that I really started to. It will not only help you feel better but it will make you a better social worker. The more clear your mind is the better you can focus, and we all know this job requires your full and undivided attention.

6. It is perfectly OK to be tired

I mean this physically, spiritually and emotionally. It is perfectly okay to acknowledge that today you just werent as on top of your shit. Maybe you snapped at a client, maybe youre behind on your paperwork, maybe you’re starting a new job and you feel like you’re kinda drowning. Oh wait, that last one might have been me. Just let those feelings exist, notice their presence and move on with your day. No one is a perfect social worker, and quiet frankly I wouldn’t want to be. Sometimes the best thing for a client is to see that their social worker is just like them, we struggle to and remind yourself that is part of this job. 

7. Dont ever forget why you started

Everyone has a reason that they chose the journey of social work. Never lose sight of you reasoning, this is much more than a profession, it is a calling.

8. Learn to love the chaos

Everyone says that a huge part of social services work is flexibility. As a new social worker its incredibly easy to become super overwhelmed when you have a million different things going on, multiple clients at one time, phone calls coming in (the works). I promise you there will be a day where your life slows down and you will wish you could be right back in this middle of that chaos. I remind myself of this everyday. Take a deep breath, you’re fine you were totally made for this.

9. Find what grounds you

For me that’s my mom and dad. Theyre actually the best people I know and my best friends. Isn’t that neat and incredibly cheesy all at the same time? But seriously, whether you are grounded by your faith, friends, family (or anything really) make yourself aware of those things and keep what grounds you close to you because on your WORST days, that can sometimes be the only thing that will keep you sane. 

10. Recognize your worth

Not everyone was made for this field and that’s perfectly okay. Some people love having normal jobs and normal lives with a white picket fence and two golden retrievers. Not us, we love working for little to no pay, with the most difficult of the difficult. Some really tough clients are handed to us and we work with these people to transform their lives into what they had hoped to see their lives looking like. We provide people with guidance and wisdom and hopefully allow people to see themselves how we see them. Worthy. Everyone deserves the right to be treated fairly and everyone deserves to receive help.. and we just so happen to be the people who offer that. You don’t go into social services seeking gratitude, you go into it because you love people, even when they dont love you back, and you believe in people even when they cant believe in themselves.... and that makes you worth quiet a bit, if I do say so myself. Pat yourself on the back every once in a while and smile knowing you are making ‘the impossible job’ a possible one. 

-cheers to my fellow social workers, may your humor be dark, may your people be supportive and may your self care involve a good balance of chocolate and cardio

A

[feeling-uncomfy]

We on chp 3 babs!! Or as I like to call it: the one where a bitch shows up :)

Ya already know the trigger warnings are next :)

Mentions of abuse

Cussing

Hope you enjoy!! Remember!! Dont read if u cant handle this!!

The pair talked quietly for a while. Shouji asks about Tokoyami's mom, he goes quiet for a moment. "She was an underground hero." Tokoyami was looking at his lap. Shouji said nothing, though watched for his reactions.

"She...saved a lot of people." He started slow. "One time she saved a whole bus full of people." Shouji nodded. "She sounds like a good hero." Tokoyami nodded.

"She was."

Shouji froze. "Was?" Tokoyami looked at the wall. "She tried to save everyone during a fire. She saved everyone but herself..." Tokoyami whispered. Shouji was rendered speechless. "Dad never like pro-heros. He called them dumb." Tokoyami shrugged. Shouji looked at Tokoyami's bandaged arms with worry.

"What–"

"Tokoyami!!"

Hawks scooped up the bird headed kid. Tokoyami froze, until he realized where he was. Hawks looked at Shouji. "Where was he? We were told he ran off." Shouji went to answer, but was cut off.

"I didnt want the loud one to get angry or hurt anyone, so I hid." Tokoyami mumbles into Hawks's shoulder. Hawks's eyes widen. "Besides, dad says that bad kids go in the closet."

Hawks was tense. "Kiddo," he starts softly. "That's not where any kids go..." Hawks looked at Shouji, who shrugged.

Tokoyami looked confused. He looked like he wanted to say something. Hawks asked him what was wrong. "Dad said not to talk back to adults." Tokoyami seemed uncomfortable.

Aziawa came down the corridor. "Oh, good. You found him. Lets go." He turned and started walking away.

The evening was spent trying to get Tokoyami to play games. He got into it after a while, getting gradually more comfortable, laughing and running around.

Denki was laughing as he chased the kid around the table. Mina stared at the pair. "I cant believe HE grows up to be one of the strongest in our class." She laughed. Sero nodded. "He's so... tiny." Denki fell over, smaking his face on the ground.

Tokoyami stared for a second, before snorting and breaking into giggles. Hakugure practically squealed. There were coos as Denki picked himself up.

Iida stood and told people to get moving to bed. Hawks sighed and stretched. "Come on Toko, time to go." Tokoyami looked over at Hawks. "Okay... bye everyone..." he waved at the class, moving towards Hawks.

Denki crouched to Tokoyami's level, going for a hug. "See ya tomorrow Toko!" Tokoyami froze in place. He tried to shuffle back a little. Denki buffered. "Oh, you don't wanna hug? That's okay." Tokoyami looked surprised as Denki moved away.

Hawks took Tokoyami's hand and led him outside, and picked him up as the left the UA gates. "Mr. Hawks...?" Hawks looked down at the kid on his arms.

"What's up kiddo?" Tokoyami didnt look at him. "Am I bad? For not hugging Mr. Denki?" Hawks's brows furrowed together, confused. "No, kiddo. I'm sure Kaminari didn't mind." Tokoyami gripped Hawks jacket tighter. "Okay..."

By the time they got back the the agency, Tokoyami was asleep. Hawks smiled, walking towards the door.

"Hey chicken wings."

Hawks froze. He turned to see someone, a jacket covering most of their body. If not for the gleaming staples or recognizable blue eyes, Hawks wouldn't have known who was there.

Hawks groaned. "What's up, matches? League run out of fire extinguishers?" The shadow let put a scoff, and nodded at the kid in Hawks's arms. Shit.

"Cute kid. Never pegged you as the dad type. Still, might wanna hide him, people want a way to one-up you, you know..."

Hawks glared at him. "Dont even fucking think about it, Dabi." It came out as a snarl, and his feathers sharpened as a threat.

Dabi didn't answer, though he stepped closer to look at Tokoyami. "Hey, that's the kid with the shadow quirk, right? Very dangerous, apparently..." he trailed off. Hawks stepped sideways, so Tokoyami was hidden from view.

"Stay the hell away from him." There wasn't any room for arguing. Dabi's eyes shone with an unreadable expression. "Alright, chicken wings, I wont touch him..." he stepped back. "But I can't promise that anyone else won't take an interest." Dabi disappeared.

Hawks cussed, and Tokoyami shifted.

Tucking the kid into a bed in the spare room, Hawks debated calling Aziawa and telling him about the league. He decided against it. He sighed and sat on the couch.

It was going to be a long night...

Whoo! This ones a little shorter BUT that means the next chapter may come quicker ((I'm almost done the next one lmao)) hope you enjoyed!!