#cant draw it? write it apparently

[buff-muffin]

“HEHAHAHAHA!” Luffy’s laugh filled the streets as the zoomed down the hill in the middle of the road, it had been a miracle there were no cars or surly they would be dead. “USE THE BREAKS!! USE THE BREAKS!!!” Nami screamed in Zoro’s ears, her voice pitching in a way that leaned closer to a horror movie squeal. One of her hands attached to the carrier behind her so she wouldn’t fall off and the other in a death grip holding Zoro’s shoulders clearly painful though she had no care for the brute in this particular moment

“DONT SLOW DOWN! DONT SLOW DOWN!!” Luffy chanted over and over in reply, kicking his feet and shaking the balance of the bike, each wobble feeling as threatening as the last  as the swerved dangerously close to flipping. It took one screech of a threat from Nami to get him to stop. Zoro didn’t listen either, despite the loud and threatening protests in his shoulder and ear. “We’re running late, this is the only way we will make it on time. Sides it’s fine I got this.”

“WE WOULDN’T BE LATE IF YOU HAD TURNED WHEN I TOLD YOU TOO!!” As if to prove her point, she pinched Zoro’s ear, making the poor man howl and Luffy laugh all over again. Finally steep hill began to settle and the school was in the distance. Students running in last minute just like themselves.

They could almost relax with the knowledge they had made it. It was now a smooth cruise to the gates. Luffy’s laugh still filling the air and Zoro’s view he looked back to the ginger behind him with a smirk “See, witch? I told you it would be fine-”

“CAR!!!!”

Without looking, Zoro slammed the breaks in an instant. The smell of burnt rubber following them as the tires dragged on the asphalt. Using all the strength he had, he even managed to turn the bike, but speed is a funny thing, and quickly all three of them were sent flying to the ground in different directions with a crash.

“ow…. Owowowow!” Nami groaned holding shoulder. “THIS IS WHY I TOLD YOU TO SLOW DOWN! THE CAR WASNT EVEN MOVING.” It was true. The car in question was parked on the side of the road, it was a teacher’s car too that luckily survived the one sided crash.

“ITS NOT MY FAULT LUFFY’S FAT ASS WAS IN THE WAY!!” Zoro snapped back, his hands horribly grazed and pooled with blood. “He was in the front! He should be watching where were going." Both of them turned to the boy in question, who laid bleeding in the middle of the road bursting out in laughter. His bloody hands clapping and his legs kicking about. "WE WERE GOING SO FAST I DIDN’T NOTICE!! MAN THAT WAS SO FUN!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T NOTCE!?" The both of them screamed together but any fighting between them was cut off by a sweet and daunting sound. The chime of the school bell. They were officially late.

“SHIT!!!” All of them screamed. Zoro picking up the poor banged up bike, the biggest victim of them all in the third crash this week, and all of them bolted to the closing school gate, praying that it was Mr Boodle on duty and he would have the mercy to let them in.

Just had the mental image of modern AU Romance Dawn trio where Nami was the only one who had a bike and so they would constantly use her to get around town. Luffy either sat on the handle bars or more funnily, the basket and Zoro sat on the back but Nami got sick of peddling them around so she switched with Zoro. Problem was, Zoro had no idea where they were going all of the time. So instead of sitting back to back she had to turn around and give directions. And if Zoro didn’t listen, she would reach forward and YANK the handle to where they needed to turn. Luffy has fallen off multiple times through this and laughs every single time finding it hilarious.

[fridgedeeznuts]

[nana2009]

dk family for the ones that need to cease the rage

[atanxdoesstuff]

nejisasu doodle! a universe where the hyuuga's slavery bs doesn't get ignored and Neji and Sasuke are better off for it (and also they're married)

[stinkypeanutbutter]

ranpoe but they both become flustered idiots when the other makes a move

[just-eyris-things]

Vent post. Because i feel like kicking a hornets' nest.

Honestly im just tired of how people will call someone ignorant/uneducated and will go for the throat for every little thing, while they themselves say shit like pierogis all the time. If you're going to point fingers at others, you yourself should be without fault.

The question is... can you?

[tradingjack]

last minute jayvik dump :P happy new years yall!

(bonus wild west viktor under cut)

[antipathy-arsonist]

DUUUDDEEE being able to write narratives would be so awesome

unfortunately i can only write..???

[senselessalchemist]

Always end up romancing the wrong character in vidya games with romance options 😔

[ellalily]

I cannot find the meme for the life of me, but just pretend this is a picture of that umbrella academy meme where they're passing one another in a car, and the caption is "when they said they were going to bed 2 hours ago but they reblogged your post" or something along those lines

I could just remake it myself but this seems more unhinged so

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THE SAME THING😭😂

We're doing great👍(shaky thumbs up)

[urwendii]

On the 9 entries I wanted to plan for ainurweek I only have 3 😭😭

[rucow]

i need to talk about it otherwise ill go insane.

so, like many other ppl, i have my own headcanon appearance for nerevar, like i do many other characters, yeah?

well, i created my headcanon appearance for nerevar based on his astrological placements (which i also made up). i headcanon him as a sagittarius with a scorpio mercury, so naturally i gave him features that i associate with sagittarius, especially regarding his facial features.

all cool, yeah?

well, i recently discovered an actual irl person who not only looks Just like my headcanon of nerevar, but who is also a sagittarius too. with a scorpio mercury. it gave me insane whiplash bc i literally made nerevar up. hes not real!

i was looking at this man's face and hair and losing my darn mind over it bc he looks way too much like a fictional character i made up in my mind 😭 they've got the same eyes, noses, cheekbones, lips??? same hair colour and texture??? its messing with my mind.

but! i'll take it as a sign that im just really good at designing characters based on their zodiac sign, haha

[miallurk]

Damn. One thing going wrong and I'm going full mental breakdown huh.

[frecht]

reading abt geography again adn i have to redesign my worldbuilding biome map for the 3rd time

[maggot-baggage]

Hrn

[evvlogetarian]

Didn't wanna write all this on the oc blog but since this one is sorta more personal: I genuinely don't know how 2 feel or what to think abt my exhaustion/low energy...it's been persistent for yrs...my family has theorized that cus I had mono back in Jr high, much like a relative of mine, ur energy just isn't the same; but I wonder if it's maybe that but also irregular sleep schedule + unmedicated depressive disorder that also has an influence...unfortunately I don't have a doctor or anything and I'd imagine even they wouldn't have answers but...