#cannot pin him down

[premamelody]

I find it funny for human soul ocs that get along with or are adopted by monsters to have silly antics and stuff from them

like a human gets cornered and they hit the stompy stompy bc they had a bunny based monster mom like wth this isn't human behavior

hit em with the quick direction change in running bc ur bestie is a cheetah like monster

like man humans and especially children are learning sponges they're gonna learn some stuff from those around them eventually

[dirtytransmasc]

imagine if Aeron and Davos survived the burning of the mill and had to witness the merciless carnage of the Blackwoods against the Bracken's after Daemon orders Willem to turn the Bracken's to Daemon's side.

imagine them finding each other in the chaos. Davos cannot stand for it, because he loves Aeron, and these are Aeron's people, and they are but women and children, even if they're still Bracken's. they could be his aunt's or little cousins or even nieces or nephews. hurting his family feels wrong.

Aeron is angry, his people are being pillaged and tortured, women and children are going missing and being slaughtered in their homes, in their beds. his lovers kin is doing this, they're savaging his people for holding strong.

and then they find one another. Aeron is blazing with fury, even as the flames lick at and singe his still healing wounds. Davos, usually the one itching for a fight, for the spill of blood, looks pale at the scene around them.

Aeron throws a punch, not giving the Blackwood a chance to attack him and move onto the next victim, not able to see anything past the others red clothing and Blackwood sigil, but Davos catches it, hiking the other's hand gently.

"Babe killers, all of you, you- why are you doing this?" comes Aeron's agonized cry, unable to free his hand, choosing to swing with his non-dominant hand, aiming for Davos's chest. Davos lets him, before taking that one too. "you stoop so low to attack women in their beds, spill their and their children's blood on their very own sheets, steal our food, all because we had honor?"

he's teary eyed even as his face flushes with anger, his ears tinge bright red, his beautiful hair hanging in his face, in his eyes. his lips look like they're red from crying and biting. it's still torn, like the high of his cheek. he favors one leg over the other. he's still wounded from battle.

Davos can see that he is beautiful, even in a moment like this, and his kin are tarnishing that beauty.

"I'm sorry," is all he can say. he squeezes Aeron's hands in his own. "I'm sorry, I-" what does he say? what could he say? does he betray his house and apologize for their actions? would he even be believed? would that hurt Aeron's heart more?

he doesn't say anything else, not yet, just drops Aeron's hands so he can take his face, holding just tight enough that Aeron can't pull away. he doesn't kiss him, just looks in his eyes, lets their pain and fury wash over him.

"this is wrong!" Aeron cursed

"I know."

"can't you see it's wrong?"

"I do"

"why won't you stop them? why won't you make it stop?"

"I can't."

"can't? or won't?" his eyes were dark now.

"can't. if I stop them, try to stop them, they will put a blade in my heart, it will have been for nothing."

"then you're a coward." it felt like a punch. it was true. even if he could stop this, he wouldn't. he was afraid. he could not stand between his kin and the Bracken's.

"I am... but if it were the other way around, would you?"

Aeron sighed, the fight leaving him. he leaned into Davos, their foreheads coming together.

"no."

Davos was not angry at the answer - they were just boys and this was war. they were boys and their people had been fighting for longer than they could comprehend. they were just boys and they were afraid- instead, he just kissed him softly, praying no one would see them, or if they did, then they would just strike them down here where they stood, that they would let them die together, tangled into one.

"they had honor. they would not be forced to pledge for another simply because they were afraid of death. their honor was meant with depravity." Aeron whispers through tears now.

Davos nodded. they did have honor. more honor than his own kin had.

"I'm sorry."

Aeron didn't speak again, just held onto him, wrapping his arms around his back, taking hold of his cloak, balling it up in shaking fists. Davos moved to copy him, threading one hand into his soft hair, gently smoothing it with his thumb, and the other wrapping around his waist.

they stayed there. through the screams and the cries and the smell of smoke and the calls of animals being herded from their fields. they were together, two boys hiding in the forest as their houses slaughtered each other.

[teddybeartoji]

to put it shortly oliver gets a boner every time he gets to tickle you

[sonknuxadow]

this is probably an unpopular opinion with the amount of "everyone is married with kids" type future aus people make for sonic characters but i cannot see sonic getting married or having a kid ever. if he did somehow end up with a kid hed be the worlds first transmasc absent father or however the joke goes

[mossterunderthebed]

[novaauster]

girl help i have written 26 pages of my aftg bjj au in the span of three days

[winepresswrath]

something about how mad Ambrosius gets when his special nemesis time in interrupted! something about how smug and gleeful Ballister looks when he vaporizes the arrows. something about the way Nimona literally can't be put in a box the same way she can't be contained by the narrative and everywhere she goes things change because she changes. sparks joy makes me smile 10/10.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Another fun thing about this pairing is that the taller bigger guy canonically dislikes fighting, does not want to get into a fight please, and routinely gets his ass kicked when he is forced to fight.

The shorter one, on the other hand, once tried to fight an entire mob by himself, routinely flying tackles people, and probably should've gone into rugby instead of cricket.

[luvuomi]

꒰ ✧ ꒱ﾟ˖ and then you do it for her ( i’ll do it for him ).

“hey kazuha, do we have to keep using these bamboo blades every time we spare together?” it's more of a petulant complaint than an actual question, and the young ronin has to suppress a chuckle before answering.

"not necessarily," he glances at the makeshift blade in his hand, now worn from previous uses. "i was keeping safety in mind when i made them. though if you wish to use our actual blades, then i'd be more than happy to comply dove."

thank you so much to @1kgofstrawberry for this amazing art of my oc ship art! they’re such a joy to work with and i definitely plan to commission them again in the future ♡

[finleycannotdraw]

The longer they stayed there, the more it seemed to Kieran that Casimir had forgotten about their squabble, though he had no notion of how that could be possible.

YEAH HERE GUYS HAVE SOME MORE OF THESE TWO. if i force myself to write (or draw) about them every day, eventually i will finish the project. tumblr please let my images stay crisp i already had to deal with krita making them blue- click for better quality!

[tommygotwrittenoff]

okay buck would definitely be like hey eddie let's spar together and eddie would be like okay!! sparring is so much fun!! and so they would go to a gym after their shift and spar and it would be Fine for about 5 minutes. before buck realizes he's in over his head and his size is Not an advantage with eddie because eddie is able to pin him down no matter what buck does. and buck would be so horny and frustrated the entire time and eddie would be confused because I thought you could fight buck??? why are you giving up once I pin your hands down??? and buck would try to be all ha ha I guess I can't compete against a former street fighter while actively trying to hide his erection

[ratatatastic]

"Especially those like—I'll tell you, the last minute with the puck just up against the wall. I'm like, 'Oh my goodness! This is the longest minute of my life!' It's the longest minute of my life, I'm trying to figure out, 'Okay—can they still get a shot off!? Can they still do this!?' You gotta be sitting there going, 'Mmmmrrgghhh.' Just like, 'Come on!'" "No, that was actually—yes, there was two opponents, was right in front of my net so I'm kinda like... But also the... I think two clinching games before we ended up the same way so... I think Mikksy was the same guy so I knew like—I trusted him, that he knows what he's doing. All the guys at that moment they—everybody can tight up their grip and not allow them to do anything."

Tobin & Leroy Show | 9.18.24 (x)

getting another perspective of the insanity of the final 15 seconds of scf game 7 is always fun especially when its from the poor guy in the net whos forced to be prisoner as he watches mikksy and forsy try to keep that puck to the boards with a sort of calmness that only a soldier in war can really have

if youd like to know yes ekky and monty have shared their two cents on those final seconds as well earlier in the summer and goalie perspective is good but dmen perspective from the two righties that shouldve been out there instead of mikksy is just as good its truly a riot XD

[infizero]

with robotnik officially returning in the third movie, i think he and stone should finally make out sloppy style on screen. that's the logical progression from their dynamic so far

[bugpoke]

Silas Silas Silas

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

I could fix jepexx. Someone get his cringefail ass over here right now I need to lock him in a room and make him listen to electric callboy and dangerkids and architects until he repents for his sins and starts a pair of patch pants

[jetaloen]

rohan's parents