#cannot bowl for shit

[mindrat]

harry brook

is not the real deal!!!! all of his matches have been on FLAT pitches against BORING bowling attacks. tonking ZAHID MAHMOOD and NEIL WAGNER (who is washed af?!!!!) for runs is STAT PADDING!!!! lets see him come to INDIA for a REAL CHALLENGE (SPOILER ALERT: he will FAIL SPECTACULARLY)!!

[rynli]

doodle from a fanfic-length DE dream I had that I can’t stop thinking about (in which Harry has a panic attack trying to walk through the doors of his precinct, flees into Jamrock, investigates a booby-trapped corpse, fails to explode, has a low-morale depression episode, and makes a shitty ceramic bowl to cope) (it tells him positive affirmations)

[emdotcom]

*remembers what they did to Vanny* 500 FUCKING PIPEBOMB ATTACK.

[29121996]

can i uhhh gwt a loan of $5000 please

[the-casbah-way]

i saw a tiny fox cub today i don't know why it was on its own i hope it is ok i love baby foxes so much i've never seen one in person before it was SO SMALL

[creepycoffins]

listen. I love canon observant fics as much as anyone but...aus where Knives and Vash are just Brothers...I am eating that shit up.

[linuxfemme]

hi. have just smoked perhaps the best bowl of weed of my life. i always said tigers milk was my fave strain but this might genuinely beat that. fucking. 36% tch with insane terps. im having trouble making this post. my entire brain feels like it's slime in the hands of an enthusiastic 12 year old girl. amen.

[aguadyne]

it always makes me so sad to see people get discouraged from cooking because they think it's embarrassing to follow recipes and that they should have an innate ability to know how to cook everything... it takes a lot of experience to learn how to cook just by feel and professionals still use recipes to get ideas or they forgot their own recipe from the book they literally wrote. like anything else cooking and baking is a skill ... let others guide you

[defiledtomb]

IM DA KING OF THE PARQUET

I got an apartment. I GOT AN APARTMENT!!!!!

[gender-euphowrya]

it's really baffling to me that when i tell people i don't eat veggies they're like "THEN WHAT DO YOU EAT" like. do you not know about the other food groups. have you exclusively been eating carrots and leaves like a bugs bunny

[trashbaget]

normal shits:

the shits my brother takes:

and the herculean mammoth of a shit i just had to figure out how to flush when all i wanted was to brush my teeth:

[britcision]

For serious though, I want to emphasise part of this for all my chronic pain friends at home:

Start before the pain is unbearable

If you wait for the pain to be “bad enough” before you try and do anything about it, your methods to reduce the pain will be less effective

Take the Tylenol before it becomes a blinding headache (unless you’re over safe limits, then it’s Doctor Time)

Move and stretch before your joints sieze up too tight to move

Suffering isn’t brave or noble, and is physically damaging to your body

Start early and you might not need the big guns to head it off

And for the nurses, just… listen

All of that advice is extremely good, and you should note all of it, but if I could make people remember just one thing, it’d be listening to your patient

Believe that we know our own bodies, know what is or isn’t normal pain, and what works

We’ve usually spent longer in these bodies and experiencing their faults than any doctor spent in med school, I may not know everything about every presentation of my disabilities but I definitely know what my body hates

If there’s one thing I feel I can unambiguously brag about, it’s that I’m great with patients who are in pain crises. I’m tenacious and stubborn about lowering 10/10 pain to something more manageable. I got a patient in “25 out of 10” pain at start of shift down to a 4 by midnight and it only took opioids, Tylenol, muscle relaxants, ice packs, warm blankets, fresh coffee, repositioning, an abdominal binder I scrounged up, a phone call to the surgeon to get lidocaine patches ordered, and some serious chit chatting with the patient while we waited for all that to kick in. We didn’t end up needing IV medication, we didn’t have to increase opioids, we didn’t need to add any medication that would potentially delay discharge, and the majority of what I did is all stuff she can also do at home so it’s a sustainable pain management plan. This is my absolute favorite thing with nursing, I love love love managing pain, I know I talk about it a lot but it’s the most satisfying thing in the world. I love watching someone emerge from a horrendous haze of pain until they feel like a person again. Also I’m scheduling this to post well after my shift is done so that I don’t jinx anything, also while I was writing this post I had to take a quick break for two hours half way through because someone started having a seizure. My job is wild. I used to be a barista.

[29121996]

give me the strength to shower

[karnaxa]

I am actually the rudest person if you ask a stupid question

[lexicog]

warm-up design that I need to post so I don't keep working on it lol

[arosebyan0thername]

My cat has puked a couple times in the last week or two and just once was he ate a leaf or something but when he does it multiple times it's usually either he's dehydrated or constipated or eventually both, so please send whatever mystical good luck elves you have at your disposal to keep him from getting emergency room levels of sick in the next like 16 days until the two of us arrive home in vegas