#cannot bowl for shit
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harry brook
is not the real deal!!!! all of his matches have been on FLAT pitches against BORING bowling attacks. tonking ZAHID MAHMOOD and NEIL WAGNER (who is washed af?!!!!) for runs is STAT PADDING!!!! lets see him come to INDIA for a REAL CHALLENGE (SPOILER ALERT: he will FAIL SPECTACULARLY)!!
#harry brook#sucks#stat padding#nz is washed#rawalpindi conspiracy#barmy army#cricket#india shoulda won in england#india is da best#india#neil wagner#cannot bowl for shit
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doodle from a fanfic-length DE dream I had that I can’t stop thinking about (in which Harry has a panic attack trying to walk through the doors of his precinct, flees into Jamrock, investigates a booby-trapped corpse, fails to explode, has a low-morale depression episode, and makes a shitty ceramic bowl to cope) (it tells him positive affirmations)
#disco Elysium#Harry du bois#sketch#i can’t decide which expression I like better#meant for him to actually look happy but then the smile warped into something really miserable as I went#which felt accurate tbh#then drew the anime beam in a fit of annoyance but actually really like it too lmao#pryce finally tracks him down and asks what the hell is wrong with him#Harry says nothing is wrong#actually my bowl is even telling me words of affirmation :)#pryce: what the hell does that mean#Harry (voicing the bowl) even someone like him can make something beautiful!#pryce: what the hell do you mean beautiful#that’s shit#a child made that#Harry: -1 morale try not to cry cry a lot#I cannot stop thinking about this shitty bowl#rynArts
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ate another oxy & decided bong rips b4 bed right after. I’m quite literally too obliterated to even move
#at the point my body goes numb and I don’t feel real every few minutes. I am just wrecked#idk if it’s getting older or sobriety but I cannot take shit the way I use to be able to#I’d like to smoke another bowl or two but I am so ruined atm I might actually pass out so I’m sitting here trying to get less fucked up#it’s not working at all I think it’s gotten worse actually
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why is it always people that weigh more than twice what i do calling me fat
#rigormortisangel#aka my dad#who is pre diabetic due to his high weight btw yet he steals my food in the middle of the night and then says i shouldnt eat anyways#like shut up its not even projection atp its just fucking pathetic🙏🙏#you cannot be talking rn “you dont need to be eating so much” and im holding a meal thats 158 calories while hes eating his third bowl#of ice cream. make it make sense. plus he used to poison my food and it got to the point i either wouldnt eat or had to purge out of fear o#dying. which led to a lot of health issues i still have to deal with. so shit the fuck up about my food you fucking retard#tw abuse#ig
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*remembers what they did to Vanny* 500 FUCKING PIPEBOMB ATTACK.
#em.txt#WHY#how can you see the fucking absolute fire that is building up & go. 'yeah douse it. now bring back peepaw AGAIN'#BUILD HER UP 2 GAMES EARLY --- & THEN DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!? FUCK#WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN DO THINGS IN FNAF I GUESS#the company's scop was too big & they developed the game seperately from the environment & made the environment above the game#cut playable vanessa sections. cut vanny appearances.#remove all the plot make vanessa a bitch throw in some invisible walls call it done. 30 dollars now please#security breach isn't just bad. it's not fucking done.#the thing normally with cut content is i can usually agree like 'okay this game cut this but that was a smart choice'#it can be better for time or budget & it can make for better writing.#for instance all the cut content in ahit is neat & as much as i like moonie it's smart to cut his character to build up other ones#& makes for a tighter story & less convoluted area that's more fun to play#when i look at the cut content for security breach their are obvious issues.#it's obvious the company's scope went too far. you built too big an environment. you built the environment before your game.#you prioritized a cool area to the point you expanded the mall from 1 story to 3. do you think that time could have been speant elsewhere#& the other problem is the insane fucking crunch that scott cawthon as a dev placed on himself & others to maintain relevancy#a single person locking themselves ina room for months to stay relevant is fucked. a game studio physically cannot do that.#you see shit in the prerelease like they wanted a bowling minigame a kart minigame a freeroam minigame etc#what about vanny? what did you want with this character? you clearly had something in mind#but we needed to cut it so we can fit in mazercise i fucking guess or chica's bakery or trash heap#here's what we have: less than 1 minute screentime. the 2 vanessa ending comic. that's it#oh wait i forgot. 'vanny. sounds like vanessa & bunny. this cabnot be a coincidence ' & THEN IT NEVER COMES UP AGAIN#princess quest used to be about that bitch in golden freddy you retconned it to be about vanessa SO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT#her whole shit is apparently in service to william afton. why isn't she in the afton fight at all#does she not know he's down there? is he unrelated? does she know she's working for the mimic? is she not working for him?#is she at all related to the fucking bunny from ruin or like what#what about the rainbow hair. what about her tech prowess. what about the cut missing kids only referenced in duffle bag messages now.#fuck you & fuck me as well why can't i be passionate about hvac systems#why's it gotta be this shittass gsme.
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i saw a tiny fox cub today i don't know why it was on its own i hope it is ok i love baby foxes so much i've never seen one in person before it was SO SMALL
#unfortunately i cannot leave food for them because the foxes here have a history of being really difficult with the cats#they have been in fights with justin a few times and they constantly shit in his house and his water bowl#so it doesn't feel safe to have lots of foxes in the garden. but i feel guilty seeing a baby fox alone looking for food#i KNOW they'll eat anything that moves and they will probably be fine because there are LOADS of foxes here and there have been forever#so clearly they're doing alright for themselves. but nowadays i take the cat food in at night and i feel guilty#i hope that baby has a mother or something somewhere and its not on its own :(#i just have an animal caretaker brain that ignores all facts and logic because i see any animal and want to take care of them#i guess that's how i ended up with nine cats. i can't say no to any animal i'm too weak. i want to help them all#does that fox need my help probably not. it will most likely be completely fine animals don't need our help constantly#and it's important to know when we're overstepping#but. baby fox alone :((
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listen. I love canon observant fics as much as anyone but...aus where Knives and Vash are just Brothers...I am eating that shit up.
#they share a bong and vash kept breaking the bowl so only nai is allowed to do it now#they get take out sometimes and watch movies and nai ruins the plots by guessing whats gonna happen#nai sends one word texts and vash is obnoxious with his emojis#vash moves out to live with wolfwood and nai sends pictures of the plants vash didnt end up taking like#ur monstera has decided it cannot live without you but dont worry i wont abandon it u heartless piece of shit#trigun
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hi. have just smoked perhaps the best bowl of weed of my life. i always said tigers milk was my fave strain but this might genuinely beat that. fucking. 36% tch with insane terps. im having trouble making this post. my entire brain feels like it's slime in the hands of an enthusiastic 12 year old girl. amen.
#ava speaks#cw weed#i smoked 1 bowl. i. i cannot stress enough how usually it takes 2-3 to get me high#sometimes 4-5 if it's shit weed#1 bowl and im. fucking stoned.
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it always makes me so sad to see people get discouraged from cooking because they think it's embarrassing to follow recipes and that they should have an innate ability to know how to cook everything... it takes a lot of experience to learn how to cook just by feel and professionals still use recipes to get ideas or they forgot their own recipe from the book they literally wrote. like anything else cooking and baking is a skill ... let others guide you
#and if youre someone who cannot follow instructions dont pick up baking because you cannot#just throw shit in a bowl and pray it works lol
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I think there are therapeutic benefits to the house being kinda messy actually
#sometimes I can’t find things and it’s annoying and then i organize stuff#but for the life of me I cannot KEEP shit tidy#it is simply not going to happen#and after a year and a half w my current housemate I have mostly trained my brain out of#You Left The Book Press & Floss On The Coffee Table And She’s Secretly Fuming About It#but it’s very slow and very stressful#now you might be saying#why not clear the embroidery floss off the coffee table when you’re done#and the answer is if I do that I’ll never finish but also#I don’t know I do Not know#I just found a thing I drew for an assignment in college#it was ‘show everything you did yesterday’#there’s no dialogue but I have a sequence where a housemate has a lot of !!! pointing to dirty dishes#and then I make a face and do the dishes#and then I eat and watch tv#and she comes back and goes !!!! again because I’ve now left a new bowl out#and I drew it to be funny and it’s framed as being funny#but it made me kinda sad to look at it#I used to get in this huge stress spiral about cleaning#at one point I explained to my therapist that I could not clear my stuff out of the living room#until none of my housemates were home#because I did not want them to see me doing it#and I don’t think I realized how deranged that was until right now#which isn’t to say any housemates were ever unjustified#idk fam many thoughts tonight#not being afraid and or aware that everyone in your house is mad at you for admittedly justified reasons#that you are unable to fix to their satisfaction#is really relaxing#you don’t realize weight till it’s gone etc etc#my life
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finally got a start date for my new job and i’m maybe possibly seeing old friends this weekend YAYYYY
#also going to see bowling for soup this weekend#except i’m bringing that guy which is :/#cannot wait until i start working so i have money and an excuse to distance myself from him#i’ve been so shit at texting him back and he just will not stop#he’s been annoying me so bad and he’s done literally nothing but be nice to me#which i feel bad about but it’s been giving me such an ick i hate it#also need to start actually planning the trip for next summer#and i need to call my dad#SO MUCH IS HAPPENINGGGGG
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can i uhhh gwt a loan of $5000 please
#let me minimalisw my payments from the $150 it is to $50 a wk or wtv.#hell ill even settle for $75 tbh .#bc i have no issue paying shit off. i can do it. but .#also off topic but i did . some dish washing today#it was 3 pieces of cutlery a cup and 2 bowls but . progress.#i woke up at like 11am feeling the deoths of despair and decided to nap all day. ive been Awake#awake for maybe an hour ? or two???#and im trying tocget the strength to fucming shower. bc ik itll make me feel better#but im so sick of feeling depressed man. i docall#i forget that . this isnt smth i can rlly Fix. its smth i just have to learn to manage and cope with but if i dont wanna#throw a tantrum everytume i wake up wity a storm cloud over my brain and thr grey feeling tintign my senses....#fr abt to just quit my job#takw mt final paycheck and book it as far as $300 in fuel will take me#only issue is my tires fucked. i cannot suppirt ymself properly without 2 companies on my ass for debt#and as impulsive as i wanna be abt this if i dont think this through i will end up jobless and homeless#which i refuse 💜
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it's really baffling to me that when i tell people i don't eat veggies they're like "THEN WHAT DO YOU EAT" like. do you not know about the other food groups. have you exclusively been eating carrots and leaves like a bugs bunny
#you don't need to be fucking sherlock holmes to figure out that it's. well. everything else#meat. dairy. pasta/rice/potatoes that kinda thing.#like people treat me like a fucking alien for my food tastes like can you really not picture in your head a meal without vegetables#are you that fucking turnip-pilled#it's not that deep#like the doc i saw today looked at me like i was sprouting tentacles when i said i don't eat tomatoes#like... yeah i'll eat tomato-based stuff like tomato sauce & all but not just plain tomato#i still don't get How people eat tomato like it's so slimy yeurch#like it's not me having the fuss levels of a 5 year old who doesn't waaaanna eat his peaaaaas#it's. my brain cannot even conceptualize vegetables as food. i KNOW that's what they are but i don't have the ''oh ! edible thing'' reactio#like you hand me a bowl of salad and a bowl of rocks and i'll find them equally unappetizing. gun to my head i wouldn't eat either#i don't know ! i don't know why ! is it autism ! is it arfid ! is it something else ! is it just arbitrary tastes !#WHO CARES ?#that's the way i work and the way i've always worked and fuuuuck i Don't care about changing it#i don't think i can in any case. not to the extent people expect me to. i'm doing my best#so what if i get fat and die at 50 i'm here for a good time not a long one#i'd rather die young and have lived life according to my rules than die old and have restricted myself & forced myself to do stuff i hate#who gives a fuck i'm not having kids anyway i won't have a bunch of people relying on me living old for shit so whatev#people hear about vegans who only eat vegetables and are like Yeah i understand that#but say you eat anything Except vegetables and suddenly it's an extremely weird diet and i must be some kind of crayfish from mars
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normal shits:
the shits my brother takes:
and the herculean mammoth of a shit i just had to figure out how to flush when all i wanted was to brush my teeth:
#why#why does this happen#he is TEN !!!???#these are fucking huge#like bowl filling ridiculously CLOWNY HUGE#this shit has to be broken down into pieces to even get down the tube and literally cannot get flushed without minutes on minutes of plunge#a bitch speaks!#a bitch just wants to go to fucking bed in peace#hopefully i will not dream nightmares of monster shits
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For serious though, I want to emphasise part of this for all my chronic pain friends at home:
Start before the pain is unbearable
If you wait for the pain to be “bad enough” before you try and do anything about it, your methods to reduce the pain will be less effective
Take the Tylenol before it becomes a blinding headache (unless you’re over safe limits, then it’s Doctor Time)
Move and stretch before your joints sieze up too tight to move
Suffering isn’t brave or noble, and is physically damaging to your body
Start early and you might not need the big guns to head it off
And for the nurses, just… listen
All of that advice is extremely good, and you should note all of it, but if I could make people remember just one thing, it’d be listening to your patient
Believe that we know our own bodies, know what is or isn’t normal pain, and what works
We’ve usually spent longer in these bodies and experiencing their faults than any doctor spent in med school, I may not know everything about every presentation of my disabilities but I definitely know what my body hates
If there’s one thing I feel I can unambiguously brag about, it’s that I’m great with patients who are in pain crises. I’m tenacious and stubborn about lowering 10/10 pain to something more manageable. I got a patient in “25 out of 10” pain at start of shift down to a 4 by midnight and it only took opioids, Tylenol, muscle relaxants, ice packs, warm blankets, fresh coffee, repositioning, an abdominal binder I scrounged up, a phone call to the surgeon to get lidocaine patches ordered, and some serious chit chatting with the patient while we waited for all that to kick in. We didn’t end up needing IV medication, we didn’t have to increase opioids, we didn’t need to add any medication that would potentially delay discharge, and the majority of what I did is all stuff she can also do at home so it’s a sustainable pain management plan. This is my absolute favorite thing with nursing, I love love love managing pain, I know I talk about it a lot but it’s the most satisfying thing in the world. I love watching someone emerge from a horrendous haze of pain until they feel like a person again. Also I’m scheduling this to post well after my shift is done so that I don’t jinx anything, also while I was writing this post I had to take a quick break for two hours half way through because someone started having a seizure. My job is wild. I used to be a barista.
#nursing tag#chronic pain#and just in general i get you gotta work here#but if someone is in your er screaming in pain#and you ask them to be quiet#i really need you to be prepared for the answer to be ‘i cannot do that i am in fact in the My Body Is Broken Store because of this pain#and this pain is making me scream’#cuz holy shit was this one lady not ready for that#she did get me a puke bowl tho#7/10 good nurse#she did ask like three times i just stopped answering#genuinely felt like i had a chest burster trying to get out me ribs i kept checking for bruising
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I am actually the rudest person if you ask a stupid question
#and then my mom gets annoyed with me if I act like it’s an obvious answer#you literally just did the same thing to ur husband!! I get it from you! you cannot be that mad#anyway where does she think the water bowl is going to go? in our huge kitchen that’s not at all cluttered with your shit that you moved#in here and haven’t put in storage#I say it doesn’t bother me but you literally should’ve planned better#I am never helping you people again if you don’t have all this shit packed up and planned better I am not playing#literally just look where you are walking
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