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mindrat · 2 years ago
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harry brook
is not the real deal!!!! all of his matches have been on FLAT pitches against BORING bowling attacks. tonking ZAHID MAHMOOD and NEIL WAGNER (who is washed af?!!!!) for runs is STAT PADDING!!!! lets see him come to INDIA for a REAL CHALLENGE (SPOILER ALERT: he will FAIL SPECTACULARLY)!!
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rynli · 3 months ago
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doodle from a fanfic-length DE dream I had that I can’t stop thinking about (in which Harry has a panic attack trying to walk through the doors of his precinct, flees into Jamrock, investigates a booby-trapped corpse, fails to explode, has a low-morale depression episode, and makes a shitty ceramic bowl to cope) (it tells him positive affirmations)
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care666bear · 6 months ago
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ate another oxy & decided bong rips b4 bed right after. I’m quite literally too obliterated to even move
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rigormortisangel · 29 days ago
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why is it always people that weigh more than twice what i do calling me fat
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emdotcom · 6 months ago
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*remembers what they did to Vanny* 500 FUCKING PIPEBOMB ATTACK.
#em.txt#WHY#how can you see the fucking absolute fire that is building up & go. 'yeah douse it. now bring back peepaw AGAIN'#BUILD HER UP 2 GAMES EARLY --- & THEN DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!? FUCK#WE CAN'T HAVE WOMEN DO THINGS IN FNAF I GUESS#the company's scop was too big & they developed the game seperately from the environment & made the environment above the game#cut playable vanessa sections. cut vanny appearances.#remove all the plot make vanessa a bitch throw in some invisible walls call it done. 30 dollars now please#security breach isn't just bad. it's not fucking done.#the thing normally with cut content is i can usually agree like 'okay this game cut this but that was a smart choice'#it can be better for time or budget & it can make for better writing.#for instance all the cut content in ahit is neat & as much as i like moonie it's smart to cut his character to build up other ones#& makes for a tighter story & less convoluted area that's more fun to play#when i look at the cut content for security breach their are obvious issues.#it's obvious the company's scope went too far. you built too big an environment. you built the environment before your game.#you prioritized a cool area to the point you expanded the mall from 1 story to 3. do you think that time could have been speant elsewhere#& the other problem is the insane fucking crunch that scott cawthon as a dev placed on himself & others to maintain relevancy#a single person locking themselves ina room for months to stay relevant is fucked. a game studio physically cannot do that.#you see shit in the prerelease like they wanted a bowling minigame a kart minigame a freeroam minigame etc#what about vanny? what did you want with this character? you clearly had something in mind#but we needed to cut it so we can fit in mazercise i fucking guess or chica's bakery or trash heap#here's what we have: less than 1 minute screentime. the 2 vanessa ending comic. that's it#oh wait i forgot. 'vanny. sounds like vanessa & bunny. this cabnot be a coincidence ' & THEN IT NEVER COMES UP AGAIN#princess quest used to be about that bitch in golden freddy you retconned it to be about vanessa SO DO SOMETHING WITH THAT#her whole shit is apparently in service to william afton. why isn't she in the afton fight at all#does she not know he's down there? is he unrelated? does she know she's working for the mimic? is she not working for him?#is she at all related to the fucking bunny from ruin or like what#what about the rainbow hair. what about her tech prowess. what about the cut missing kids only referenced in duffle bag messages now.#fuck you & fuck me as well why can't i be passionate about hvac systems#why's it gotta be this shittass gsme.
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the-casbah-way · 6 months ago
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i saw a tiny fox cub today i don't know why it was on its own i hope it is ok i love baby foxes so much i've never seen one in person before it was SO SMALL
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creepycoffins · 1 year ago
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listen. I love canon observant fics as much as anyone but...aus where Knives and Vash are just Brothers...I am eating that shit up.
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linuxfemme · 7 months ago
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hi. have just smoked perhaps the best bowl of weed of my life. i always said tigers milk was my fave strain but this might genuinely beat that. fucking. 36% tch with insane terps. im having trouble making this post. my entire brain feels like it's slime in the hands of an enthusiastic 12 year old girl. amen.
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aguadyne · 9 months ago
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it always makes me so sad to see people get discouraged from cooking because they think it's embarrassing to follow recipes and that they should have an innate ability to know how to cook everything... it takes a lot of experience to learn how to cook just by feel and professionals still use recipes to get ideas or they forgot their own recipe from the book they literally wrote. like anything else cooking and baking is a skill ... let others guide you
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runawaymarbles · 2 years ago
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I think there are therapeutic benefits to the house being kinda messy actually
#sometimes I can’t find things and it’s annoying and then i organize stuff#but for the life of me I cannot KEEP shit tidy#it is simply not going to happen#and after a year and a half w my current housemate I have mostly trained my brain out of#You Left The Book Press & Floss On The Coffee Table And She’s Secretly Fuming About It#but it’s very slow and very stressful#now you might be saying#why not clear the embroidery floss off the coffee table when you’re done#and the answer is if I do that I’ll never finish but also#I don’t know I do Not know#I just found a thing I drew for an assignment in college#it was ‘show everything you did yesterday’#there’s no dialogue but I have a sequence where a housemate has a lot of !!! pointing to dirty dishes#and then I make a face and do the dishes#and then I eat and watch tv#and she comes back and goes !!!! again because I’ve now left a new bowl out#and I drew it to be funny and it’s framed as being funny#but it made me kinda sad to look at it#I used to get in this huge stress spiral about cleaning#at one point I explained to my therapist that I could not clear my stuff out of the living room#until none of my housemates were home#because I did not want them to see me doing it#and I don’t think I realized how deranged that was until right now#which isn’t to say any housemates were ever unjustified#idk fam many thoughts tonight#not being afraid and or aware that everyone in your house is mad at you for admittedly justified reasons#that you are unable to fix to their satisfaction#is really relaxing#you don’t realize weight till it’s gone etc etc#my life
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starshapedsupernova · 12 days ago
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finally got a start date for my new job and i’m maybe possibly seeing old friends this weekend YAYYYY
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29121996 · 22 days ago
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can i uhhh gwt a loan of $5000 please
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gender-euphowrya · 3 months ago
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it's really baffling to me that when i tell people i don't eat veggies they're like "THEN WHAT DO YOU EAT" like. do you not know about the other food groups. have you exclusively been eating carrots and leaves like a bugs bunny
#you don't need to be fucking sherlock holmes to figure out that it's. well. everything else#meat. dairy. pasta/rice/potatoes that kinda thing.#like people treat me like a fucking alien for my food tastes like can you really not picture in your head a meal without vegetables#are you that fucking turnip-pilled#it's not that deep#like the doc i saw today looked at me like i was sprouting tentacles when i said i don't eat tomatoes#like... yeah i'll eat tomato-based stuff like tomato sauce & all but not just plain tomato#i still don't get How people eat tomato like it's so slimy yeurch#like it's not me having the fuss levels of a 5 year old who doesn't waaaanna eat his peaaaaas#it's. my brain cannot even conceptualize vegetables as food. i KNOW that's what they are but i don't have the ''oh ! edible thing'' reactio#like you hand me a bowl of salad and a bowl of rocks and i'll find them equally unappetizing. gun to my head i wouldn't eat either#i don't know ! i don't know why ! is it autism ! is it arfid ! is it something else ! is it just arbitrary tastes !#WHO CARES ?#that's the way i work and the way i've always worked and fuuuuck i Don't care about changing it#i don't think i can in any case. not to the extent people expect me to. i'm doing my best#so what if i get fat and die at 50 i'm here for a good time not a long one#i'd rather die young and have lived life according to my rules than die old and have restricted myself & forced myself to do stuff i hate#who gives a fuck i'm not having kids anyway i won't have a bunch of people relying on me living old for shit so whatev#people hear about vegans who only eat vegetables and are like Yeah i understand that#but say you eat anything Except vegetables and suddenly it's an extremely weird diet and i must be some kind of crayfish from mars
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trashbaget · 1 year ago
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normal shits:
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the shits my brother takes:
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and the herculean mammoth of a shit i just had to figure out how to flush when all i wanted was to brush my teeth:
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britcision · 1 year ago
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For serious though, I want to emphasise part of this for all my chronic pain friends at home:
Start before the pain is unbearable
If you wait for the pain to be “bad enough” before you try and do anything about it, your methods to reduce the pain will be less effective
Take the Tylenol before it becomes a blinding headache (unless you’re over safe limits, then it’s Doctor Time)
Move and stretch before your joints sieze up too tight to move
Suffering isn’t brave or noble, and is physically damaging to your body
Start early and you might not need the big guns to head it off
And for the nurses, just… listen
All of that advice is extremely good, and you should note all of it, but if I could make people remember just one thing, it’d be listening to your patient
Believe that we know our own bodies, know what is or isn’t normal pain, and what works
We’ve usually spent longer in these bodies and experiencing their faults than any doctor spent in med school, I may not know everything about every presentation of my disabilities but I definitely know what my body hates
If there’s one thing I feel I can unambiguously brag about, it’s that I’m great with patients who are in pain crises. I’m tenacious and stubborn about lowering 10/10 pain to something more manageable. I got a patient in “25 out of 10” pain at start of shift down to a 4 by midnight and it only took opioids, Tylenol, muscle relaxants, ice packs, warm blankets, fresh coffee, repositioning, an abdominal binder I scrounged up, a phone call to the surgeon to get lidocaine patches ordered, and some serious chit chatting with the patient while we waited for all that to kick in. We didn’t end up needing IV medication, we didn’t have to increase opioids, we didn’t need to add any medication that would potentially delay discharge, and the majority of what I did is all stuff she can also do at home so it’s a sustainable pain management plan. This is my absolute favorite thing with nursing, I love love love managing pain, I know I talk about it a lot but it’s the most satisfying thing in the world. I love watching someone emerge from a horrendous haze of pain until they feel like a person again. Also I’m scheduling this to post well after my shift is done so that I don’t jinx anything, also while I was writing this post I had to take a quick break for two hours half way through because someone started having a seizure. My job is wild. I used to be a barista.
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karnaxa · 1 year ago
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I am actually the rudest person if you ask a stupid question
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