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snowwgravve · 1 year ago
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they are taking over my life send help
also idc what anyone says but especially after uty starlo would be SUCH a good dad and no one could convince me otherwise
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strangedisciple · 1 year ago
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uh oh ( meant to be buying christmas gifts but has ended up with the vinyl version of that live tame impala album)
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supercantaloupe · 8 days ago
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not trusting anything my brain tells me about myself and my life rn considering that i have not yet had dinner or a shower
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nyckiandsofi · 1 year ago
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Hey, so what if we made a Pokemon that was super innocent-looking but used these prehensile tendrils to slowly drain the life force of its opponents, all the while smiling sweetly and gingerly as its opponents fall to their knees and eventually collapsing all the way to the ground?
OH HECKIN WAIT
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pokemon loves dipping a toe into some really fucked up horror ideas and then never bringing them up again
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lotus-pear · 3 months ago
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11/20
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xclaws-n-talonsx · 11 months ago
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I’m gonna actually commit a crime. WHY GLUE.. FUCKING WHY.
the glue.......it TAUNTS you........
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monsterqueers · 3 months ago
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Hey if people are thinking of 'stockpiling HRT' and you are doing it with Testosterone, be aware that is a controlled substance and doing this WILL GET YOU A FELONY CHARGE IF YOU ARE CAUGHT (and it would be very easy for this to happen through the way those posts reccomend).
Its your decision if you want to risk imprisonment (and then definitely losing hrt access), but be aware of the serious consequences- especially if you are recommending this to people!
If you do this with E, you get a slap on the wrist. If you do this with T its a felony. A felony charge deeply effects everything you do. Its not just hard to DYI T, its MANY TIMES LEGALLY RISKIER AND HARDER.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago
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How much longer 'til your luck runs out?
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Aaargh...I have so many thoughts about this scene.#This is a hard goodbye. I'm not your burden to bear. Not anymore.#This is the culmination of years of miscommunication. There was so much love there. They trusted each other with everything once.#I think it is easy to hear the anger in JC's voice and consider him the aggressor in this but listen to the words not the tone.#It is anger yes - but it is an anger born out of love.#Jiang Cheng wanted him to live - damn the rest of the world to hell if that's what it took. And Wei Wuxian chose strangers over him.#Sometimes two people who once flourished together become each other's worst wounds.#A goodbye to someone you once would have done anything for is a wound you don't easily recover from.#Jiang Cheng could have stood at Wei Wuxian's side and joined him. Consider though; as a sect leader his life is not his own anymore.#JC cannot just abandon the fledgling New Yunmeng Jiang without also dooming people.#And that is the lynch pin of it all. Both of them are trapped by duty. And the older they got the more tangled the web became.#The song I linked (Hi Epic fans) is such a good JC and WWX song that doesn't fit this scene exactly#But it does fit *them*. The words of warning that go dismissed. The Tactical Genius who continues to press on.#The seeds of doubt that grow louder until they creep towards mutiny. Ultimatly this *is* a mutiny! It *is* betrayal!#'You rely on wit and people die by it'. Is that not Wei Wuxian?#Just smashing my brainworms together over here. Don't mind me.
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mammutblog · 1 year ago
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i wanted to draw tim in an MIT sweater since this tiktok
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chronalshifts · 3 months ago
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i think a lot of people are calling viktor’s reaction to waking up changed and then almost immediately leaving for zaun unrealistic and like… yes it would be. for someone whose mind has not been affected by the hexcore. he speaks differently, he hears sky’s voice through its influence, he can no longer feel the cold, or the warmth of jayce’s hug. he walks away from jayce because he can no longer feel the affection that kept them together, and he sees no logical point in remaining when they have no common ground anymore. he might not be a machine externally, exactly, but his mind certainly isn’t human anymore.
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brw · 7 months ago
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When people talk about my favourite minor character: omg Hiiiii do you like Blorbo Dongus too? That's soo cool! I love talking about them! Doesn't matter that your interpretation is different than mine, isn't it so cool that such a minor character can still have such varied interpretations?
When people talk about my favourite popular character: Everyone But Me Is Wrong, This Place Is A Freakshow And I Respect None Of You, Next Person To Misinterpret The Source Material Gets Executed On Sight, You'll All So Fucking Stupid–
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kyngsley01 · 12 days ago
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Somebody take PV away from me before I do terrible things to him
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secretly-a-trekkie · 6 months ago
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just following orders p2
p1 here
HUD versions
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moongreenlight · 1 year ago
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Johnny is the kind of guy that you hook up with when you’re on a girls trip and fully expect to never see him again.
But it turns out he was on deployment so when you go home and start seeing him at the grocery store you think there’s no way it could be him. Has to be a trick of the light.
It’s not. When he sees you in the frozen aisle he’ll come straight up behind you and grope your ass like he has the right.
“Knew it was ye. Know you better from this angle than the front, anyhow.”
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podcast-hemocytoblast · 1 year ago
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What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.
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starsandwriting · 9 months ago
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[ID: 4 different crabs on a white background with top and bottom text that says "Nice argument. Unfortunately," and "the river rises". END ID]
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