#cannibal kitchen

[araredish]

Person who loves to cook is tired after work but still has to make dinner. 30 dead 45 injured.

[emacrow]

The Watchtower found a enormous floating crystallized casket in space. Part 2.

The one idiot to accidentally open the casket was Francis whom just came to work and decided not to check the do not get near tape wrapped around the casket by Constantine who was too busy at the moment to explain why they shouldn't open it.

He wa so getting fired when one of the corpses slowly rose and stretched slowly, cracking a couple joints. It was the middle corpse that was a young boy, who rubbed his close eyes and opened them to reveal glowing lararus green eyes that was enrapturing Francis deeper and deeper as the light kept him staring deeper and deeper until...

Which seem like it was a mere 5 minutes, but unfortunately for Francis to unholy scream as his eyes, nose and ears literally bleed, his mind ruptured beyond belief as he saw the very end of what becomes of the living when they become dead.

Which alerted the justice league immediately to the laboratory section of the watchtower.

Only them to see Francis passed out on the floor, bleeding slowly from his face, and a corpse missing from the casket where the other two remains.

Batman immediately got everyone of on a man-corpse hunt around the watchtower base for 3 hours straight..

Only for Flash to speak through the comms..

"I found him. He in the kitchen." Flash spoke as he watch in slight horror and amazement as he watches this kid eating a enormous amount of unique combination of food mashed together like an unholy yet fascinating dish.

The kid looked much more ravenous then a man dying for thirst in the Gobi desert when flash found him first, literally raiding the fridge, eating every leftover and frozen food items as he almost got flash hand as well if it weren't for his extra fast reflex before getting an idea to distract the once corpse being with a large enough meal to keep him occupied.

Meanwhile danny only took a nice long vacation nap in his casket for a lil 10 days as a break from king work... which would've been about 100 years in another dimension before he gotten a not so good awakening and his dormant caveman reptilian brain went straight to hunt food instinct until his main consciousness wake up later.

[dutchhog]

[liothebiblioklept]

Twin chef matching pfps because they're unironically the best characters in Little Nightmares one 💖

[sailorsenshishitposter]

Malevolent Kitchen

[fizziepopangel]

How Hazbins Spend Thanksgiving

Unsurprisingly, no one in the hotel was going to celebrate thanksgiving because… well, they didn’t feel they had much to be thankful for given that they were in hell….. And then Charlie gave them the puppydog eyes and they all caved pretty quick.

In preparation for the day, Angel Dust would make Fat Nuggets and Keekee matching little turkey costumes.

Charlie would literally scream when she saw the adorable little creatures in the turkey get ups and there would be so many pictures and videos of them on both hers and Angel’s sinstagrams.

Of course Charlie would decorate. She’d stay up all night the night before to make cute little thanksgiving crafts to put everywhere.

Sir Pentious would absolutely help her make the thanksgiving crafts and out them up.... but his looked more like a preschool art project. Not being much of a crafter normally, he would still proudly display them.

Alastor would volunteer to make thanksgiving dinner, and he would recruit Niffty to help him.

Niffty would get distracted about 10 minutes in and end up doing something completely off task. Alastor wouldn’t mind since Vaggie would be in and out of the kitchen to monitor him since she didn’t really trust the cannibal in the kitchen, and she would lend a hand when he seemed to need it.

When Niffty disappeared, Lucifer would take the stool she had been standing on, pull it over to the other side of the counter and sit down. Much to the radio demon’s annoyance, the king would proceed to critique everything he did…. Every. Single. Thing.

Alastor is also the type to need to have the radio playing his favorite station in order to do anything in the kitchen.

Lucifer would bug him by changing the station or complaining about his taste in music.

Sir Pentious' egg bois would attempt to help all around the hotel, but they would be threatened to be scrambled multiple times.

Husk would try to hide out in his room, but Vaggie would be around to bang on his door and threaten to drag him out by his tail. Knowing she’d do it, Husk would begrudgingly come out, grumbling about how he “ain’t got nothin’ to be thankful for”.

Charlie would feel bad that Husk was dragged out of his room, so she would try to perk him up… It doesn't really work until Alastor suggests the bartender try to make a cocktail for each person there, “something original” he would say. Husk would actually have fun trying to make up a nice drink for everyone.

After what happened at the club, Niffty would only get mocktails.

And yes, Niffty would pout at that because she enjoyed the fuzzy happy feeling drinking gave her

Vaggie would set the table after Charlie insisted they all eat together like a family.

As they set the table, the king of Hell would proudly present the perfect holiday centerpiece: A duck statue. But not just any duck statue; a statue of a duck dressed like a turkey holding hands with another duck dressed as a pilgrim.

Everyone would take their seats, each with their own special cocktail (and mocktail), and a perfectly presented plate.

Angel would be sneaking Fat Nuggets and Keekee food under the table.... Unbeknownst to him, Charlie was also slipping food to the resident animal companions….. And so was Lucifer… And so was Pentious....

Fat Nuggets and Keekee could both be described as “fat and happy” by the end of dinner

Cherri would surprise everyone with her baking skills by making various pies from scratch.

Angel would make a lot of jokes about being stuffed.

While everyone is raving about the drinks and the food, all enjoying the little gathering more than anyone thought they would, Charlie would suggest that they all go around and say what they’re thankful for.

There would be a chorus of groans, but everyone would do it, finding that there was a lot more for them to be thankful for than they had originally thought.

And of course, Charlie wouldn't be Charlie if she didn't get emotional when her turn came around as she said she was thankful for everyone sitting around the table.

Angel would volunteer to help with clean up, only doing so to be beside Husk for some “casual flirting”.

Niffty would be the first to fall into a food coma and then fall asleep on the couch in the parlor. Lucifer would follow soon after, falling asleep in a chair despite having promised to help with the clean up.

Sir Pentious would pass out in a cuddle pile with his egg bois.

The second that everything was put away, Charlie would excitedly suggest putting up a christmas tree and setting up a secret santa thing.

One step ahead of her, Vaggie would point to the doorway they were standing in, pointing at the mistletoe she had hung in preparation for her girlfriend’s excitement.

[vampire-lord-garfield]

I'm still on my:

"With good food and constant action at the manor Bard will gain muscle mass and dad bod"

bullshit.

And because I'm a Sebard trash - the annoying bastard is also there and is into it.

(also that bitch is so dramatic - he refuses to take off his gloves even when he spends the night with Bard)

[eileensdress]

Long live Abigail Hobbs.

[Hannibal (2015)/What Was I Made For-Billie Eilish]

[pixelpathogen]

[starryeyesmasc]

what wacky juice is youtube recommended ON

[araredish]

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, after all. Make him see me as interesting.

[ceyskywalker]

JJK SPOILERS

[dutchhog]

[yourmotherismylover]

Something about you soothes the ache behind my jaw. You make me less hungry

[hopeworth]

rereading an untouched unposted 40k word 2023 wip and getting blindsided by the cannibalism i forgor i put in

[felixravinstills]

I need you all to know that I stand with my tags for the cannibalism poll that I wrote in the wild emotional aftermath of losing my ballpoint pen... just re-reading my posts/reblogs from last night like hmmm... anyway, speaking of cannibals... back to unpopular opinions...