#canes vs lightning

[nini-trash-forever]

Teuvo just got a hat trick and Freddie got a shut out?!

[tenderheartedtheodore]

random bnha headcanons because theres worms in my brain. (more under the cut)

- Kaminari, Midoriya, Kirishima, Sero and Hagakure have ADHD

- Kirishima is a gay transman (started transitioning in middle school)

- Midnight is a wlw transwoman

- Shirakumo was pansexual and used he/they pronouns

- Kaminari has lightning scars and does his best to hide them (they're mostly in his back, chest and arms)

- Bakugou genuinely has anger issues and is in the process of getting diagnosed

- Ojiro, Yaoyorozu and Hagakure have body dysmorphia

- Jirou, Bakugou and Present Mic are all either HoH or fully deaf (i.e.: Present Mic has hearing aids and Bakugou needs them as well)

- Uraraka has an anxiety disorder (GAD, likely)

- Iida has restless leg syndrome

- Kaminari gets seizures when he overuses his quirk

- Shinsou, Uraraka, Jirou and Kaminari deal with migraines often

- Shoji and Midoriya have chronic pains

- Mineta got fucking expelled.

- he got his ass beat by like half of the class for the shit he was doing to the girls and some crap he said to Kirishima (who's openly trans)

- Asui, Iida, Midoriya, Bakugou, Todoroki, Shinsou and Yaoyorozu are autistic

- Aoyama is gay and under the nonbinary umbrella

- Bakugou and Midoriya are also transmasc

- Midoriya's first binder was a birthday gift from the Bakugous (Bakugou half-jokingly wanted to make matching All Might binders for them)

- Tokoyami, Bakugou, Jirou, Todoroki and Shinsou often hang out together (either going to Hot Topic or just listening to music)

- the band/Jirousquad play whenever they have free time

- Satou stress bakes (Aizawa has walked in on him baking cakes at 2am several times)

- "... hey Mr Aizawa. Red velvet?" *deep sigh*

- most of the class has nightmares often and it's not new when they're awoken by or run into each other in the middle of the night

- Tokoyami having a nightmare, waking up with a scared Dark Shadow and then deciding to watch TV in the common room VS Asui curled up with a couple blankets on the couch because she also had a nightmare

- Jirou being hyperaware of her classmates' shallow breaths and shakes, feeling bad for not knowing what to do

- Bakugou wakes up the entire dorm by accident because he caused an explosion while waking up from a nightmare

- Koji uses sign language most the time and is semi verbal (autism and anxiety)

- Mirko is a lesbian

- Mr Compress is mlm

- Shinsou goes to sleep at 5am while Midoriya wakes up at 5am

- Shinsou, Kaminari, Tokoyami, Uraraka and Yaoyorozu are insomniacs

- Magne was like a big sister to Dabi (and he misses her. it was nice to know what it would've felt like to be the little sibling.)

- Bakugou is (stubbornly) teaching himself sign language

- Midoriya, Present Mic, Aizawa also know sign language (the Bakusquad are getting lessons from Midoriya)

- Monoma is on the aromantic spectrum

- Midoriya uses wrist braces and needs a cane (All Might and Recovery Girl are trying to get him to)

- Bakugou also needs wrist braces but refuses to get them

- Iida, Todoroki, Yaoyorozu and Bakugou are "Rich Kids With Family Issues" solidarity

- Natsuo used to the dye bits of red in his hair, but as he grew older, the red stopped growing

- it reminded him of Touya and he couldn't look in the mirror for the longest time

- Sero dislocates his shoulders often

- class 1a are banned from playing dodgeball (Recovery Girl had a really busy day the one time they played it)

- Todoroki and Yaoyorozu are gay-lesbian solidarity

- Kirishima, Uraraka, Tetsutetsu and Bakugou are gym buddies

- Midoriya learned English because of All Might

- Bakugou, Jirou, Kaminari and Shinsou are also fluent in English

- Midnight talked to Ashido, Yaoyorozu and Hagakure about their hero costumes and if they were truly comfortable wearing them; they ended up getting they fixed

- Shinsou sometimes uses his quirk to brainwash his classmates into doing self care

- "What're you doing, Sero?" "Oh, not much, just-" "Go drink water."

- Monoma, Midoriya, Kirishima, Denki and Bakugou have imposter syndrome

- if Yaoyorozu is caught off guard, she creates tiny figurines by accident

- Aizawa has had to catch Uraraka with his capture weapon a few times due to her sleep floating

- Shiozaki has extreme religious guilt

- Present Mic does his hair up while in his hero costume out of spite because high school kids used to make fun of Aizawa's hair when he used his quirk

- Kendo is bisexual

- she/they Fuyumi. you agree. reblog

- class 1a has sleepovers sometimes; blanket forts, movies, snacks, everything!

- (Aizawa knows and allows it every time. they deserve and need to be kids)

- sometimes they invite class 1b as well

- Monoma, Shinsou and Midoriya get along well to everyone's surprise

- Kirishima once ran into Dabi while buying hairdye but it was his day off and it looked like it was Dabi's day off too so he just pretended he never saw him grab a box of jetblack hairdye, shove it in his hoodie pocket and leave

- for the sake of his own sanity

- Hagakure can 'turn her quirk off' but only does so when she feels completely safe and comfortable, or when she's totally worn out

- when she did it for the first time around the rest od the class everyone was shocked

- "... is something wr-" "YOU'RE SO PRETTY???,?"

- Ashido, Uraraka and Kaminari hold Shoji's hands while crossing the street (mostly for fun, but he doesn't mind)

- Kaminari absent mindedly braided the hair on Ojiro's tail one day and he just let him

- Koji's bunny is an emotional support animal named Cotton

- Shigaraki decays door handles on purpose just to mess with the rest of the LOV

- he gets bored, okay?

- Aizawa teaches Eri sign language as a surprise for Mic (as well just so Eri has a way to communicate when she doesn't feel comfortable talking)

- Uraraka makes a casual comment about not having enough money to buy something for herself or her parents and Iida, Todoroki, Yaoyorozu and Bakugou hand her their credit cards like its nothing

- she is startled by that Every Time without fail

- Twice and Toga paint each other's nails

- Mr Compress lets Twice borrow his masks sometimes

- Himiko is a vegetarian, funnily enough

- Mt. Lady has chronic pains and stretch marks

- Bakugou has scars and burns from his own explosions (he wasn't born with perfect control over his quirk, and sometimes he takes his anger out on himself)

- Fuyumi and Natsuo's quirks are extremely powerful ice quirks, but Endeavor never bothered to train them and never let Rei teach them how to control their quirks

- while Fuyumi has Frost, Natsuo's quirk is called Subzero; he can lower his body temperature dangerously low and when he does so, whatever he touches freezes

- if he's emotional or focused enough, he can create icicles and wield them

- Todoroki considered dying his hair several times (black was on top of the list but after Dabi revealed he was Touya, he decided against it)

- the LOV took turns helping Dabi dye his hair

- Kurogiri helped Dabi with his staples (the only other person willing to do that was Himiko but everyone agreed it was a bad ideia)

- Spinner sticks around Dabi during winter because he's a human heater

- no one in the LOV liked Overhaul

- like, killing Magne was bad enough. but straight up child abuse? come on

- they know what it's like to be a kid and to be scared and hurt and they don't want that

- Himiko has nervous tics

- Hatsume is autistic and will infodump about her babies to anyone that will listen

- she and Midoriya infodump to each other

- sometimes, Kurogiri's gaze lingers on the morning sky. he finds clouds strangely amusing for some reason

- Aizawa and Present Mic have been together since they were 17 and have been married for nearly six years (they wear their rings on necklaces underneath their clothes)

- they officially adopted Eri first, then Shinsou

- (It's Free Real State Children)

- "I'm having another kid." "That's great, sensei-" "it's you. Mic and I have the papers already."

- Bakugou, Iida and Yaoyorozu tutor the class before tests

- Kaminari has dyscalculia and dyslexia

- Satou always has snacks on him (especially ones the made himself)

- he keeps an eye on Yaoyorozu and makes sure to give her something if he notices she's looking particularly pale

- most if not the whole class 1a has PTSD (this doesn't shock anyone. Aizawa is desperately trying to get them to talk to Hound Dog sometime)

- Aizawa needs reading glasses and refuses to wear them

- Aizawa and Present Mic & Midnight share custody of Sushi unironically (the cat Shirakumo rescued)

- Aizawa and Mic own other cats (Mochi and Tessie) (it's short for Tshirt, Mic thought it was funny)

- Iida and Yaoyorozu were at Aizawa and Mic's wedding due to their family status, everyone else was clueless to their marriage

- no one was aware they adopted Eri and Shinsou though

- like yeah Aizawa-sensei's taking care of Eri, BUT ADOPTION??

- "oh, Shinsou's in our class- HITOSHI AIZAWA-YAMADA?"

- Aizawa may have only two (2) legal children but by god does he love his other nineteen little bastards.

- Iida made a groupchat for class 1a for "school purposes" but it quickly descended into madness and he gave up

- the gc is now named something incoherent and incomprehensible and there's like seven other chats for different purposes (such as "dekusquad", "bakusquad", "the band" and "is this fucked up or are all parents like this?")

- Iida and Yaoyorozu keep note of everyone's allergies

- so does Aizawa

- Yaoyorozu has a bad relationship with food and often has trouble using her quirk due to it

- Tetsutetsu is a stealth transman (only Kirishima is vaguely aware)

- Kuroiro was extremely afraid of the dark as a child

- Ashido gets acid burns often (they're not too bad and mostly in her hands, but if it's a particularly bad day, she gets burns in her face)

- Kirishima has trouble walking/moving in general when he overuses his quirk

- Present Mic is mlm

- Aizawa is a gay transman

- Jirou and Kaminari are both bisexual

[u5an5]

Of things extra: Once Upon a Witchlight Ep. 19.1 | First Initiative

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! Fair warning, this post contains SPOILERS. If you don't want to be spoiled, STOP READING !

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The door of the Inn makes that same creaking noise you heard earlier when opening on its own. From out of view long, impossibly long, tendril-like fingers slowly creep around the doorframe. The fingers steadily draw a figure through the doorway of this old strange cottage.

It appears to be almost more shadow than person, except glowing magenta eyes. The figure easily fills the entire door frame.

This isn't due to its bulk or its musculature, but rather due to its unnaturally long limbs, torso and face. All hunched over, as it begins sliding into the tavern.

As it fully stands and stretches inside the entrance, its limbs almost unfolding now that there is room, you notice first how eerily silent the figure is. You can see it rapidly breathing, but it makes almost no sound. Several strange objects are protruding from its back and shoulders.

Staring at this nightmare makes you almost feel like a scared child once again.

You now realize the monster is - was? - your funemployed acquaintance, Torbek.

Something is clearly wrong.

While you recall him being tall, Torbek's flesh now almost undulates, and his limbs are two, maybe three times as long as you remember.

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Stunned, confused, and some of you perhaps disgusted that this creature cursed your doorstep once again, you have no time to react before the lightning quick Torbek lunges for you.

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(Krew, Twig) vs [Torbek?]

Turn 1

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(Gricko) - He transforms into the Frogemoth, hops up closer and lashes out his tongue to attack (Wildshape, ranged magical attack - misses)

[Torbek] - He attacks Gricko, piercing his right shoulder with his long, needle-like nails and pumps him with some sort of venom, causing Gricko's skin to bloat and bubble, as if experiencing strong allergic reaction

(Gricko) - Your speed is halved, you may only take an action or bonus action, not both, and if attack action has already been taken you can only attack once in turn (legendary action)

(Frost) - He lashes out with his mind, trying to hurt and stun Torbek (Mind Whip, -3 sorcery points for Torbek to roll at disadvantage; misses) moves 10ft to cover Twig

[Torbek] - His skin is undulating and his body is moving in unnatural way, too fluid, yet halting (attacks against him are at disadvantage)

(Kremy) - Ominous jazz is audible when his form is covered by his shadow, with glowing neon sigils and etchings on him (Form of Dread; bonus action)

You gain temporary hit points equal 1d10 plus your warlock level (+9 hitpoints) Once during each of your turns when you hit a creature with an attack roll you can force it to make a wisdom saving throw and if it fails it's Frightened of you. You're immune to Frightened condition.

-Traces an eldritch glyph in air using his cane (Bane; hits)

[Torbek] - You must make a Charisma saving throw. If you fail, whenever you make an attack roll or a saving throw before the spell ends, you must roll a d4 and subtract the number rolled from the attack roll or saving throw.

-backs up

[Torbek] - His eyes narrow as he attacks Gideon (Claw Attack; hits)

Attack against someone who hasn't moved doubles the dice; -10 slashing damage, -10 poison damage)

(Twig) - She yells for Pigtunia to come to her (Summons her familiar; a Tiny flying pig with a petunia behind her ear) and

-A shadow of Boggart appears behind her, as she moves forward (disadvantage; Hex; Eldritch Blast, hits -15 force damage)

[Torbek] - Lets out first noise as he is hit, his fur is singed as he rears back and lets out a howl

-after hitting him, Pigtunia starts to circle around him

[Torbek] - His needle-like claws shoot out towards Kremy, hitting him in the middle of his chest (Constitution saving throw, passed)

(Kremy) - You begin to glow with silver light and cannot become Invisible or Unseen (legendary action)

(Gideon) - Crushes the cigar he was holding, activating his Flame Form and he punches Torbek in his ribs as his manacles activate and their chains wrap around him (disadvantage; Attacks, hits -19 total damage)

[Torbek] - (after failing Strength saving throw against chains) You are restrained for 1 minute - your move becomes 0, you can't benefit from any bonus to your speed, Attack rolls against you are at Advantage, your Attack rolls and Dexterity saving throws are at Disadvantage

[Torbek] - Does wide sweeping motion with his claws and tries to attack Frost (disadvantage; Attacks, hits -8 points of slashing damage, -5 points of poison damage)

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Turn 2

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Being in presence of this terrifying creature that Torbek became, looking at it you are horrified

(All within range) - At the beginning of your turn you have to roll Wisdom saving throw. If you fail you become Frightened for 1 minute - you can't move closer to creature that casted it at you and as long as you are within sight of it all your Ability checks and Attack rolls are at disadvantage

(Gricko) - (after failing Wisdom saving throw; Frightened) Still inflated from weird venom, he rolls away from Torbek, looks towards Gideon and tries to shout something reassuring to him that comes out as muffled mumbles

(Hootsie) - Seeing all this happen, she tries to attack Torbek (Attack, miss)

[Torbek] - He trashes wildly against chains that hold him, as in almost a whipping motion he uses his unbelievably long limbs to attack Kremy with his claws (disadvantage; Attack, miss; legendary action)

(Frost) - Tries to get inside Torbek's head, silently reaches in, trying to do as much damage as possible (Psionic Attack, missed; Shove, moves Torbek 5ft away)

-moves as far away as he can

[Torbek] - He hunches down, his fur begins to bristle, apparatus on his back begins to glow, as magenta dust starts to come out of it, creating thick miasma that hangs in the air, smelling absolutely disgusting

Any creature that moves within 30ft of Torbek must succeed on DC Constitution saving throw or vomit and be stunned until their next turn

(Kremy) - (after passing Constitution DC) Points his cane at Torbek as skull at the tip of it let out bolts of purple and green neon light (Advantage; Eldritch Blast, hits -7 points of force damage)

-moves behind Gideon, taking cover

[Torbek] - Tries to attack Kremy but since he hid behind Gideon, he hits him instead (disadvantage; Attack, hits -10 slashing damage, -5 poison damage)

[Torbek] - The chains around you fire up (-6 fire damage, move speed 0, disadvantage at Attack rolls)

[Torbek] - Tries to attack Gricko and Gideon (Attack, miss; Attack, hits -10 damage, making Gideon slump on the ground)

(Gideon) - As you start to lose consciousness, your body begins to shake and quiver. You had had the Bean Milk. You come to with 1 hit point. (Prone)

-seeing Frost run away from him he tries to hunt him down, pouncing as quickly and as closely to him as he can, stepping by accident on Fredrick

(Twig) - Enraged that Torbek presumably killed Fredrick, she grows 6in, her nails elongate, her eyes go little wilder, her hair starts to frizz out as she commands Pigtunia to attack (bonus action - Attack, hits)

(Pigtunia) - she breathes in the polluted air around her and then sneezes at Torbek, covering him in pink glittery magical Fae energy (-5 piercing damage)

-Blasts at him a spell (Eldritch Blast, hits -13 points of force damage)

(Gideon) - After being helped standing up by Kremy he punches Torbek in gut (Attack, hits -21 bludgeoning damage, all Torbeck's hits will be at disadvantage until Gideons next turn - Crusher feat)

[Torbek] - As he rears back, you can for the first time hear his breathing. It's rushed, it's ragged, it seems to anger him

-(bonus action - Second Wind, +6 hit points)

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Turn 3

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(Gricko) - (Frightened, not bloated anymore) Plays tune on his ocarina (Guiding Bolt, hits -22 of radiant damage, next attack on Torbek will be at Advantage)

[Torbek] - as he's hit he screams in pain, looks behind his shoulder and tries to reach Frost behind him and Gricko in front of him (disadvantage; Attack, hits)

(Gricko) - Your insides are on fire, like they are floating in acid

-Reminds Gideon about bananas (Healing Word, +6 points; no longer Frightened)

(Frost) - Tries to reason with Torbek as he reaches inside his mind to paralyze him (Hold Person, hits)

[Torbek] - You are paralyzed. You cannot take actions, reactions, you cannot speak or move, you fail Dexterity and Strength saves automatically, attacks at you have advantage and hits automatically crit. At the end of each of your turns, you can make another Wisdom saving throw. On a success, the spell ends on the target.

[Torbek] - As Torbek is paralyzed, his wounds visibly begin to close and his nail shot out and pierce Frosts side (legendary action)

(Kremy) - He walks up beside Gideon and touches Torbek with his cane, which emits green light and screams of damned and wails of tortured (Inflict Wounds, hits -47 of necrotic damage)

[Torbek] - He looks really rough, more than usual, but his wounds begin to close up as he can move once again (no longer Paralyzed)

(Twig) - Commands her familiar to attack again (Attack, hits -6 damage, Constitution saving throw failed)

if you fail you get hit with -6 points of poison damage, you're poisoned for 1 minute and if you roll 5 or lower you fall unconscious, (he rolled 4, then rerolled to 10)

[Torbek] - he tries to shake off the effects of the spell, as his wounds begin to close up once again

-After she praises Pigtunia she fires a blast at him (Advantage; Eldrich Blast, hits -19 force damage)

(Gideon) - He tries to punch him, then headbutt and grapple him with his arms (Attack, miss; Action Surge, hits -12 bludgeoning damage, -5 fire damage; Strength contest failed)

You notice that after hitting him, Torbek's wounds take much longer to close up, and you manage to hold him for a bit but he slips out of your hold

[Torbek] - The aparutes at his start to hum and pump, emitting purple glow (all players have to roll d8; legendary action)

(Frost) 6 - All of your hair and teeth fall out (Gricko) 5 - Your hands and feet switch places (Twig) 4 - You can no longer blink and your eyes are very dry for 1 round (Kremy) 2 - You can only speak in a made-up language that no one but you understands for 2 rounds (Gideon) 8 - A mask appears and affixes to your face. That mask is of a nightmare, a flaming flying horse. It makes you see a Vision.

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Turn 4

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(Gricko) - You feel your blood turn into acid (-18 points of damage from the hit he got in the previous Turn)

(Gricko) - Using his feet-hands tries to play his ocarina, as he summons a deformed boar with wings and make it attack (Summon Beast; Pack Tactics, failed)

-He moves away from Torbek towards Hootsie as he tries to attack with his tongue (Attack, miss)

[Torbek] - Despite standing with his back towards him, he seems almost to sense the attack as he nimbly moves out of its way, contorting his body in weird way

-His veins feel like they are on fire, but he's are able to clear the Mutagen out

(Frost) - your insides are on fire (-16 poison damage)

(Frost) - after admitting Torbeks win this time, he falls unconscious

Torbek starts to heal up, but you can feel it's going to end soon, one way or another, and you have a feeling it's not gonna be him who comes out on top. After taking so much damage, you can see the feralness in his eyes fade in and out. It seems like Torbek you know might not be here right now, but he is there, somewhere.

(Kremy) -16 poison damage

(Kremy) - He says he's sorry how Krew treated him and that they can talk this out, then snap with his fingers, firmly believing that he succeeded (Suggestion, automatic fail because he talks in language nobody but him understands but he doesn't know it)

[Torbek] - Tries to attack Twig and then magenta light fills the room (disadvantage; Attack, miss; Attack, miss; legendary action, all players have to roll d8)

(Gricko) 8 - A mask appears and affixes to your face. You can't get it off or remove it. That mask is of an owlbear. It makes you see a Vision. (Twig) 7 - You find everything hilarious. (Kremy) 7 - You find everything hilarious. (Gideon) 7 - You find everything hilarious.

(Twig) - Commands her familiar to attack (Atack, hits -4 of piercing damage)

-tries to blast him (Eldritch Blast, fail)

[Torbek] - He's looking very, very rough. He's moving slower than before

(Gideon) - He goes behind Torbek, grabs him and suplexes him over his shoulder (Attack, hits)

[Torbek] - When he hits the ground, he loses consciousness.

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As the final blow lands, Torbek's limbs begin to ripple and move, and... shrink. He's rapidly returning to the size that you remember. The apparatuses that adorn his shoulders hum and glow, but his eyes do not any longer.

After his short moment of unconsciousness, Torbek appears to come to. He is blinking and regaining himself somewhat. He immediately looks around at what's happening to all of these people in this Inn and he recoils and pulls back in fear and slides all the way back to the wall, until he feels the wall hitting his back.

He blinks a few times and he looks around at all of you and he says

"G-guys? Where is Torbek...?"

As a single tear runs down his cheek.

Torbek, for now, appears to be in his right mind.

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Brandon Hagel | Lightning vs Canes | 10/24/2023

[mayasha-chan]

Don't know if this has already been done as a fanfic (If it has, I'd love to know where i can find and read them please!), and genuinely this might be fuelled by my insomniac brain running high off a movie binge...

Just now I'd love to read a fanfic/series of oneshots of characters from Star Wars having a movie nights watching some films from our world.

Whether Original, Prequel, Sequel trilogy - doesn't matter! Invite everyone! Or only have it be specific characters or trilogy only! Heck do all three of you'd like - I know I'd read them all, sounds fun!

Just brought a smile to my face as I was watching some films, and thought "I wonder how they might react to this?" I think it can be particularly fascinating to see their reactions, hear their thoughts and different perspectives vs ours on how they feel about the films, and even maybe if it effects them at all afterwards. Particularly if this is set during Prequel era it could be amusing or entertaining to see if this causes any reactions through the Jedi temple/Order and even the Clones too!

Heck! Maybe even go full AU/Isekai with it and have a person from our world fall into theirs every other night for a film night XD

Here's a few I thought could be interesting, may add more later, and my thoughts on why (Apologies that some are more in-depth than others. Some cane to mind in wonderful details while ithers struck my brain like lightning spur of the moment "Oh! This one too!"):

1) A Quiet Place (The one that kind of kickstartered this idea): I feel like this would be such a GREAT one just for the questions it would pose and discussions between characters on how they would handle such a situation, communication techniques, survival techniques etc Honestly think this would be a really good one to hear from Clone Wars era gang in particular just because between the clones and our favourite jedi I feel there are some fun dialogue to bounce between characters.

2) The Hunger Games series: Just this series of films from any of them would be... An experience to say the least!

3) Moulin Rouge: The chaotic nature of the Prequel/Clone Wars Era characters watching this could be outstanding - all depending on just what direction you're want to take with character reactions - I feel there is such peak comedy to be had here. Heck, even having the original trilogy watching this one could lead to some hilarious misunderstandings!

4) Lord of the Rings series: The parallels you could make for the wars in each era to the inner battle for the Jedi of the dark side and keeping balance as a whole - truly could have dome good back-and-forths and maybe even some battle strategy debates.

5) Each Era reacting to each other's films: Is it extremely meta? Yes. Could it be confusing? Most likely. Could it still be fun if written and handled well? Absolutely. There's so much potential for hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, comedy and utter chaos to be had with this one.

6) Inside Out: Oh the possibilities! I'd rather love to see a lighthearted whimsical approach to this, but you could approach this in so many ways. I feel like the Jedi could use this to potentially help Younglings/Padawans with processing certain emotions and understanding them.

7) Wall-E: For one, beautiful love story. And another, just imagine the droid appreciation!

8) Steven Universe The Movie: From the wonderful songs that I feel could strike a cord in many a beloved character - I feel this could spark a discussion on feels of loneliness, isolation and potential abandonment issues for a CERTAIN few.

9) Train to Busan: I'd love to see any of the Star Wars react to a horror flick especially a Zombie one and this one is phenomenal! And that emotional punch at the end just... Aaaaaah!

10) Lilo & Stitch: Found family, themes of Identity & finding purpose, and unique characterisations of Alien species.

11) Five Nights at Freddy's: Similar to my reasons on The Hunger Games that this would be an EXPERIENCE - not to mention just trying to rationalise anything happening.

12) Poirot - Murder on the Orient Express: Yes, I very specifically mean the 2010 David Suchet version (It is the best by far with David Suchet fantastic portrayal and does not change the ending or events in the narrative unlike some versions) No film night is complete without a good murder mystery and this is one of the best. I'd love to see the theories and guesses they'd toss around, the shock at the ending and questions it provokes on the justice system and justice itself.

13) Clue/Glass Onion: We've had a serious murder mystery, so how about some funny ones too! Feel we could have a number of confused characters and those laughing their arse off.

14) Taken: Similar reasons to Moulin Rouge - oh my gosh, could you imagine Obi-Wan, Anakin and Padmae's reactions?

15) V for Vendetta: A part front being an amazing film (The graphic novel is even more incredible! Honestly, they're both great) I couldn't begin to think of how Anakin's brain would malfunction. Heck, imagine Luke and Leia seeing it with some context on their mother's identity!

16) Invasion of the Body Snatchers/The Thing: Creature feature! (At least I've always thought of them as such 😅) My goodness, the shock. The accusations. The paranoia. So many good reactions you could get! And I feel there is great potential for the 'Aftermath' .

17) Titanic - Tears abundant. Devastation. The pure tragedy - or maybe frustration depending on how you prefer to take it? I could imagine some characters questioning why characters don't just do this or use this specific item? Could end becoming a critique.

18) West-Side Story (1961): Really wanted throw a musical in and "In America" popped into my head.

19) Much Ado About Nothing: Oh I don't see this causing any has any realisations about some of their own relationships - no suree! 😁

20) Pokemon The First Movie: I would LOVE to see what they thought of Pokemon! And also what happens to Ash in this film because by the force, this film can still make me cry even after 20 years!

21) Maquia When the Promised Flower Blooms: This film broke my friends. It broke me. I have no doubt it would break the anyone in Star Wars - and I would love to see it.

22) The Neverending Story: Quintessential heroes journey. Okay, truthfully we all know the scene that made me list this.

23) Jumanji: Don't know if this will unequivocally confuse every character or if they would enjoy the fun adventure?

24) Indiana Jones series: Would Han be flattered, confused or irritated by an imposter?

25) Matilda: I 100% believe they would think Matilda is a force sensitive child and would love the way she uses her abilities - and not to mention the judgement of Miss Trunchball!

There's so many more that can be done, and more that I might add later! And there's even a few series I'd love to throw in there: Hazbin Hotel, The Legend of Vox Machina, Lackadaisy, Digital Circus, Poirot etc

Anyway, if anyone knows of a fic like this already - please let me know! Or if you decide to write a fic like this - I will absolutely read it in a heartbeat!

[original-character-championship]

Bracket A Round 1

Poll 26

Vailëquerma Angollëion (@airinyourtires) vs. Cassandra Capgras (@official-soup-store)

Vailëquerma Angollëion

All are fine but uses she/her the most

• short

• priest

• lawyer (sort of)

• shot lightning at a deer once

• will perform weddings if asked            

• Very short

• always wears a hooded brown robe (no visible hair)

• glowing purple eyes

• purple crystal necklace

• renana (@gebder) drew a picture that I linked below. It is very good. thank you renana

Cassandra Capgras

She/Her They/Them

She has the personality of every rich bitch in a Disney channel original movie And a cool lookin cane

[polis-fandom]

I made a bingo chart full of my wild and very specific theories and wishful thinking for the Shadow and Bone Season 2. It's all about Nikolai, Zoya, and RoW crew (I feel like everyone's got the Crows covered, lol).

May contain SPOILERS for Grisha Trilogy and King of Scars/Rule of Wolves

Notes:

I made a post about my Sankta Neyar theory here.

Nikolai with Kaz's cane was here.

Rest under the cut.

"Alina tries to heal Nikolai" is about a scene from RR chapter 16, and I think it will have a 'Stronger than an Emerald' as a background music (it just sounds like it to me)

"Zoya flies the ship" "Zoya uses lightning" like come on! also the wildest theory is that she resurects *someone* with it ("I saw her do it twice, it worked splendidly - once")

"Alina punches Nikolai" to complete the gifset, lol

"Science bros" "Mad engineer" I just want to see David and Nikolai bonding over science (throw Wylan in too, and I might forgive Bardugo)

"Nikolai shots the Darkling" it was the greatest thing in the books, Zoya fell in love on the spot just hearing about it, I want an equivalent of it in the show. A proper Nikolai vs Darkling face off, before...

"Fancy shot" is for Nikolai showing off his "...an even better shot" skills in general.

"Genya warns Alina" I have a feeling that Genya actually will betray Darkling, like send a letter to Alina to warn her about Darkling's whereabout, or desert his new shadowy grisha group to meet with Alina, stuff like that.

"You are no Lantsov..." or some other mention of Nikolai's rumored bastardry. But I really want part of the scene from Ruin and Rising to make it to the show, because "I find that I can live with that" was such an amazing line.

"I know metal..." David's speech to Genya, like the rest of that entire scene, was amazing. Please, saints, make it to the show.

"Alina's hairpin" a wild theory that Nikolai in Ketterdam buys her hairpin of Kaz or Dresdeen, and involves himself into the plot. Yeah, I'm just running of that one picture of Nikolai dressed like a Kerch merchant.

"Tamar flies on volcra* (or teams up with Demon Nikolai)" in one interview Anna Leong Brophy said she was flying in harness for the last episode, and that's where my brain went.

"Zoya saves Nikolai" I love that part in RR final battle.

"Impropable" is that I got anything right.

[laresearchette]

Thursday, December 14, 2023 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: CHRISTMAS RESCUE (BET +) CMA COUNTRY CHRISTMAS (CTV) 8:00pm HEAVEN DOWN HERE (W Network) 8:00pm

WHAT IS NOT PREMIERING IN CANADA TONIGHT: THAT CLIP SHOW: HOLIDAY EDITION (NBC Feed) THE REAL HOUSEWIVES ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIP (Premiering on December 15 on Slice at 9:00pm) AN ICE PALACE ROMANCE (Premiering on December 22 on Lifetime Canada at 8:00pm) DRAGONS: THE NINE REALMS (TBD - YTV)

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CBC GEM SOMETHING UNDONE

NETFLIX CANADA AS THE CROW FLIES (TR) (Season 2) THE CROWN (GB) (Season 6 Part 2) THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE YU YU HAKUSHO (JP)

GRAND SLAM OF CURLING (SN) 1:00pm: Masters - Draw 10 (SNEast/SNWest/SNPacific) 5:00pm: Masters - Draw 11 (SN360) 10:00pm: Masters - Draw 12

NHL HOCKEY (SNOntario) 7:00pm: Blue Jackets vs. Leafs (TSN5) 8:00pm: Sens vs. Blues (SNWest) 8:00pm: Flames vs. Wild (SN1/SNEast) 9:00pm: Lightning vs. Oilers (SNPacific) 9:00pm: Panthers vs. Canucks

NBA BASKETBALL (SN Now) 7:30pm: Bulls vs. Heat (TSN2) 8:30pm: Timberwolves vs. Mavericks

THE HURON CAROLE 2023 (APTN) 7:30pm: Celebrated actor and singer Tom Jackson and friends mark the Christmas holidays in Halifax with the beloved concert, The Huron Carole, that this year will generate funds for the Canadian Red Cross.

THE POLAR EXPRESS (CBC) 8:00pm: The conductor (Tom Hanks) of a train to the North Pole guides a boy who questions the existence of Santa Claus.

CHRISTMAS ON CANDY CANE LANE (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: Ivy Donaldson struggles with her mom's shadow, Muriel, the Christmas darling of Icicle Falls. She is now separated from her husband Rob and tries her best with her daughter.

NFL FOOTBALL (TSN/TSN3) 8:15pm: Chargers vs. Raiders

AUSSIE GOLD HUNTERS (Discovery Canada) 9:00pm

CANADA'S DRAG RACE (Crave) 9:00pm

OUTBACK OPAL HUNTERS (Discovery Canada) 10:00pm: A massive lightning storm forces the Young Guns to work on a series of flooded dirt roads; the Bushmen risk it all in a dangerous area vandalized by opal thieves; the Blacklighters take their chances with night mining.

WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTINO DIXON? (Investigation Discovery) 10:00pm: The shooting of a young man in his prime, witnessed by scores, turns a seemingly open-and-shut case into a web of mystery.

CANADIAN REFLECTIONS (CBC) 11:30pm: The Fall; Escape to Eternity; Ataraxia

[fullsundiall]

playoff matchups if they were to happen today! (17/11/23)

east:

bruins vs flyers

panthers vs leafs

rangers vs lightning

caps vs canes

west:

stars vs ducks

avs vs jets

knights vs coyotes

canucks vs kings

that is five new teams in the playoffs (flyers, capitals, ducks, coyotes, canucks)

teams that would miss playoffs after getting in last year are (devils, islanders. kraken, oilers, wild)

this date last year playoff matchups:

east:

bruins vs rangers

leafs vs lightning ��

devils vs redwings

canes vs islanders ✅

west:

stars vs oilers

avs vs jets

knights vs preds

kings vs kraken

out of these teams, only two didn’t make the playoffs (redwings and preds)

[crow-talks-hockey]

wassup fans here take my stanley cup playoff bracket that is 100% just a crapshoot but hey at least i made it look pretty

~predictions on how long the series goes~

round one

avs vs kraken: 5

stars vs wild: 7

knights vs jets: 4

oilers vs kings: 6

canes vs isles: 4

devils vs rangers: 6

bruins vs panthers: 4

leafs vs lightning: 7 (as per usual)

round two

avs vs stars: 6

knights vs oilers: 6

canes vs rangers: 7

bruins vs leafs: 5

round three

avs vs oilers: 5

rangers vs bruins: 6

round four

avs vs bruins: 7 (purely for dramatics, avs end up winning it in like double ot or something idk)

*other notes- i would love for the canes, devils, and wild to make it further in my bracket; and i would also love to see the bruins and rangers not make it as far as predicted (sorry :/ )

this bracket is partially biased, but also on many sides it's just speculation from last year's playoffs/this year's regular season (which we all know means virtually nothing anyway, it's just the catalyst by which teams get here at all)

i will probably take heat for this, i am aware. just know, if you hate on me for this i simply will not care (in the nicest way possible) :3

call me out however you like, i'm just chillin tbh and this was all for funsies so please don't take it too serious lmao

[leftysage]

I do agree that Baz is a loser, but I still believe the order of no quarter is no joke. Baz literally has lightning powers, and just because he lost to shovel knight doesn't mean he's weak. Shovel knight is an incredible warrior, and took down the entire order in a matter of days. I think you aren't giving him enough credit by demoting him to "guy with shovel".

I think plague of shadows does a great job at showing how powerful just one order member can be. Plague knight took down a small army of knights in the armor outpost by himself. The order had no problems until shovel knight, because they are all so powerful. I know plague of shadows has an "unreliable narrator" but I do believe he took over the outpost, since it's how he gets the troupple chalice.

I also think you over-estimate the strength of a cane, while under-estimating the power of a wrench. The fight is in no way stacked against tinker. If they are fighting with their respective weapons, (cane vs wrench), the colonel is leaving with a broken leg at least.

I also want to touch on the fighter jet bit. Colonel sanders does not have a fighter jet, that is not part of his character. Tinker does have a mech, and if pocket dungeon is anything to go by, he can build things on the fly.

If you take away tinker's whole thing, yes he loses. But that isn't fair to tinker. If you want to argue power levels, you have to acknowledge ALL of the powers of the character. I could say "if colonel sanders got his arms cut off, of course tinker would win!" but that is not fair to sanders.

If they fight hand to hand, colonel wins with a lot of bruises.

If they fight cane v wrench, it could go either way, but colonel sanders is definitely breaking at least one bone from being beaten with a wrench repeatedly.

BUT. If tinker knight is ACTUALLY ALLOWED to be tinker knight, he wins with NO resistance. Colonel sanders is an old man, and there is no way he has the agility to parkour off of flying missiles to reach tinker. That's insane.

[trashforhockeyguys]

I also say Petr deserves a fucking award and a weekend at a spa after this game

[starrynight0612]

The Canes win Hockey Twitter today.

[savoies]

please tell me i am not the only one who watches more than one game at a time.

[kolsmikaelson]

tblightning: #BOLTSWIN

[nhlsite]

#NHLVideos: NHL Highlights | Lightning @ Hurricanes 1/5/20

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