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me ranting to myself about the parallels and relationships between my OCs (it's 1am)

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high level dnd is insane. this week i had a quest where the players navigate a standoff between two ships of rival navies. and our cleric just used water walking to waltz over to one of the ships, and cast control water to part the sea, sinking it instantly. problem fucking solved i guess

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Girl it is the feast day of St. Kill Your Self

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idk what dm needs to hear this but you arent getting that done in a single session

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right away, telepathic eel squad, i trust you implicitly

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Silly things happen on tumblr dot com

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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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i’ve started doing this bit in my ttrpg games where i just. play different versions of barbie. and it’s really fun to me because it transforms these characters into something that they are definitely not in the funniest ways

for example, genevieve from twelve dancing princesses went from a dancing barbie to an elven cleric/paladin fighting her eldest sister who killed their whole family in vecna’s name (also fighting for her dead gf)

and delancy from princess charm school went from just a mean girl to the DAUGHTER of an Eldritch HORROR here to bring the king in yellow to earth

i love ttrpgs so much

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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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“the arts and sciences are completely separate fields that should be pitted against each other” the overlap of the arts and sciences make up our entire perceivable reality they r fucking on the couch

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they sentenced me to another 2 hours of looking at my phone in bed

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have you watched utena. will you watch utena. when will you watch utena.

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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

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"pasta only fills you up with empty calories" have you considered that it also fills me with love

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this email finds me in a field of sunflowers. i don’t give a fuck anymore