#can you tell that

[lemonlinelights]

Every friend group has the one always traveling, the one always stuck at work, the pool pee-er, and the one whose always crashing at the bestie’s place because they’ve fallen for the best friend’s mom.

[npdterzo]

TW ; CANNIBALISM UNDER THE CUT

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I have talked a bit about this headcanon before to a couple peoples [iirc], but what if when a papa dies and a ghoul is left alone with them, they have that urge to just eat them?

like how if you die and your pet hasn't eaten in a bit there's a chance your pet will eat you if your still in the house

let's pretend that the papas don't get put on display when they die for a minute. and their ghouls miss them so dearly but they can't control the urge to devour human flesh. it's a painful reminder that they aren't fully human and they are still somewhat wild.

eventually they can't handle the urge and just devour. eat the flesh of their papas, feeling so satisfied eating human flesh but also feeling a huge amount of guilt. and after feasting enough they just sob over the bloody corpse of their now mangled papa.

I <3 CANNIBALISM!!!

[semperamans]

you know who i love? my baby sweet suse. you know who i wanna write love letters to? my girl suse. you know who deserves flowers everyday? my angel baby suse.

[altruistic-meme]

cicadas are just little guys. they aren't harming anything. they don't mean to annoy the everloving shit out of me. they're just doing their thing. it is an unfortunate coincidence that their thing is screaming incredibly fucking loudly directly outside my front door. but they aren't doing it maliciously or anything. it's simply in their nature to make me want to fill my ears with cotton and put on my earmuffs.

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[curioscurio]

heh. *wipes blood off mouth* your panic attacks are strong. *gets back on feet* but are they strong enough to survive.... THIS?! *directs your attention to five things you can see* FIVE SENSES GROUNDING TECHNIQUE

[astriiformes]

Really says something about the dire state of offerings for men interested in sewing their own clothes that even searching things like "interesting men's clothing patterns" brings up articles with links to four or five whole websites that primarily offer admittedly nice but practically identical patterns for making button-ups and work pants and maybe a varsity/bomber jacket if you're lucky.

(Branching out into historical costuming for everyday wear is like your one shot at variation, and even then, the ratio of men's to women's patterns on every website is frustrating to say the least.)

Patternmakers as a trans man I am begging you. Give me a little more to work with here.

[thefoolsprocession]

Me starting up a puzzle game: heehee hoohoo fuck yes I love puzzle

Me when I get stuck on a puzzle:

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[littlemut]

[ato-dato]

Post-ts fem Sanji gets the long hair treatment too