#can you tell i JUST woke up

[genshin-impact-updates]

Version 4.2 "Masquerade of the Guilty" Trailer | Genshin Impact

"Now that my magic is spent,

Please, O judge, lift the chains from my soul!

Never again consign me to dance alone upon this lonely isle.

My last glimmer of hope I offer up to you."

[princescar]

winner gets his T-shot,

loser has to spend a day without his strawberry-blonde wife

[faylighting]

all I do is dream about da:dreadwolf. i literally dreamt up that the opening will be the inquisitor losing a LEG and varric is helpless to stop it and then turning into an archdemon for some reason

and then a really cool character customization screen

[fever-project]

LU WARRIORS HATES AI

[moodywyrm]

existence is a curse and waking up is my punishment

[notthemonthbutmarch]

Does anyone else say “reincarnation” with the same silly accent as “what in tarnation?”

[peapod20001]

I think the bots are evolving

[graham-folger]

Before I registered what the text said, I just assumed it said "kinky submissive" (guy laying down) and "Me doing whatever the hell he wants" (guy reading the book)

casual weekend date night

[somegrumpynerd]

More dude and bruh texts

[moregraceful]

can we PLEASEEEEE talk about nico sturm's white boy swag PLEASE. like what was that. why were the sharks so intensely hiding his white boy swag. "oh we got him for his face offs" WHAT ABOUT HIS WHITE BOY SWAG. imagine if the sharks had not made a holiday music video we would not have never known about nico sturm's insane white boy swag. ik you all are consumed with thing1 and thing2 and also thing3 and thing4 but what was going on with nico sturm in that video, we need to discuss. why was he the only one giving it's big and i know what to do with it energy. ON THE SHARKS?? HELLO

ALSO. cody ceci can't rap nor should he ever again get his ass off the mic but he DID sound like an npr show host. he has the smooth tenor of a man telling me on all songs considered that this all-female octogenarian shoegaze quartet is going to be playing at hardly strictly bluegrass this year. or like a guy who was an overnight host for a classical music station. he's telling me he's got gershwin to accompany me through the cold winter night. he's signing off with an instrumental version of "st. james infirmary" at 6am. he calls his listeners his "lovers" and gets away with it bc the only people who listen to overnight classic music stations are lonely old men and particularly unwell college students. ohhhh cody ceci you're wasted as a dman you should be romancing old men

[14th-century-verona-queer]

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT ABT HIM. THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD A WHOLE ASS THEME SONG IN THE BSCKGROUND ABY TIME HE SAID “bobgoblin” AND I LIVEEED FOR IT

I MISS THIS SHOW IT WAS SO FIRE BRO DONT MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS ANYMORE

Who is “Bob Goblin”?

THERE'S NO WAY

THIS WEIRD ASS FUCKER I LOVE HIM

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

If Killer has a stuffed friend, I think all the others should have one too *gifts plushies to all the boys*. I hope these at least help you guys feel better while you recover! :)

Nightmare: …cute.

Horror: ah, thank you Background text: 20% off Background text: hfdjk Background text: please pretend i drew- Background text: -food on the shelves

Dust: snrk… it's baby sized. Cross, amused: you're holding it like a child too. Dust: i'm naming xem Bismuth Technetium Hydrogen Dust's shirt: bone hurting juice Cross's shirt: GAY (in the colors of the aromantic flag)

Cross: !

[saturnniidae]

None of you understand. Hiccup isn't TALL!!! I refuse to see him as 6'1. He's a champion for short trans boys okay..

[jemmo]

I don’t have a lot of time to talk about my thoughts on I hear the sunspot ep 8, just know that I loved it a lot (I may be bias but no episode has let me down yet) and I actually wept at that scene with kohei and taichi in taichi’s house. not only did they reconcile the whole maya thing by making it clear both how she treats taichi and why kohei wants to help her, but it was also just… so tender. im a sucker for a slow burn for this when it’s done right bc they both know their feelings and know they want the other in a way that’s different and special, but actually making it happen is a whole different thing. this ep was one of those deliciously small but significant steps when taichi made it clear he doesn’t hate it when kohei says things that are flirtatious in their possessiveness. in fact, he likes that, he does want to be the only person to eat kohei’s food. and then the hand hold… just for a moment before taichi’s grandfather interrupted, they let themselves wonder into that no mans land between friendship and more and it was fantastic. idk what they’re doing with this next ep but just know when I get a chance, I will be watching that scene again and again.

[whohasfourthumbsand]

OOC Question: in the past few months Lancer and all of the folks running fun little RP blogs here have swallowed my interest whole. I've been thinking about starting one myself (already have a character in mind from my current game).

So I guess my question is do you have any advice or interesting tidbits to share on the experience. This question also goes out to all the other blogs that I know will see this as well.

// OOC; shit, man, go for it!! the more blogs we get, the fuller our world becomes, and ive seen some of your writing on your blog- id be really, really stoked to see what you come up with! ive got advice, and ive got an interesting tidbit; first, the latter, ive really enjoyed learning about this little subcommunity's culture. maybe it's just how my silly brain works, but i adore learning the social dos and donts of a new community- what goes in the tags, how do you pace your story, etc. everyone has been so welcoming and patient, you learn as you go, and the hundreds of small stories playing out at once are so brilliant to see—

as for advice. what makes your lancer interesting? what makes your blog different; what's the hook? gray is a prosthetist, a less common specialization, with an underlying NHP plot (not the most brilliantly unique thing, but, interesting!). you gotta figure out what it is that'll make people want to interact with you, because, well, it's social media.

anyways, that sounds a little too serious; my best advice? it's a tumblr blog, not a tattoo. don't take it too seriously, and go make some friends :D

[thedreadvampy]

sometimes I forget that my experience has been. um. not 'your experiences are not universal' vibes but more like 'your experiences are EXTREMELY atypical'