graham-folger
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He/They. The Magnus Archives, Tabetop RPGs, and Pokémon are some of my favorite things! Also expect posts about politics and rhetoric.
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graham-folger · 45 minutes ago
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I wish all environmentalists a very suck cocks in hell
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graham-folger · 2 days ago
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I have several friends who’ve fallen asleep listening to you read statements in Magnus. And I mocked them until I also fell asleep listening to the Magnus archives (on my re-listen though not the first time round).
Have you encountered people using the archives as bedtime stories before?
And have you ever considered reading other things (e.g the original fairytales) purely for that purpose?
I'm sorry to have to break it to you, but falling asleep to podcasts, audiobooks, etc. is extremely normal and a very common way to listen. I'm told I have a good voice for it (which I choose to take as a compliment) and while I don't have anything deliberately designed to be soporfhic, I have recorded a couple of small collections of old ghost stories that I'm told are very good for the purpose.
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graham-folger · 4 days ago
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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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whoa! you displayed some creativity there. are u high O_o? people with creative minds usually do a lot of Drug’s
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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yknow what would be a fucked up phone feature
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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is it me or is there a subsection of dnd players who worship the d20
dnd players are very attached to the d20, and to a lesser extent the idea of buying a nice good looking dice set. i can't blame them for the latter, buy nice things if you like, god knows i play warhammer, but also you kinda gotta learn how to accept a game system that has only one kind of dice roll. because that's.... a majority of them, at least what i've seen.
when was the last time you rolled a d12.
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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im beginning to think that some of you really wouldn't download a car
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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Explain yourself.
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graham-folger · 6 days ago
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why does it feel like "Horror" as a genre is just a bucket to throw things into when they don't cleanly fit into other categories? It just feels like a really broad umbrella. Like if every movie that's supposed to make you smile and has at least one joke got labeled "Comedy"
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graham-folger · 7 days ago
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Porygon
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graham-folger · 7 days ago
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imagine a CEO of a fortune 500 company having this pinned on their lapel
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graham-folger · 7 days ago
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reported for false advertising
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graham-folger · 7 days ago
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graham-folger · 9 days ago
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"Rothko painted this to evoke the feeling of being "trapped.""
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graham-folger · 9 days ago
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horror tragedies where the villain-protagonist is "sorry" but doesn't even know what they did wrong are just so juicy, more please
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