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The Forerunner ('Le Précurseur') (Eugène Trigoulet, 1894)

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Where can I find your pronouns? --

lets find out together

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1 - An introduction - Hi, I made a big map. You see that big map up there? That's me, I did that. It's 400 megapixels. 400 million pixels of detail, precision and white-hot manic autistic passion. So why did I ensure an eventual carpal tunnel diagnosis by making this? I am Ohawhewhe, illustrator, writer, former professional drug addict and known emotional masochist, and for the past three and a half years of my life I have been on a quest to create a truly monumental work of art. Have I succeeded? No. But after 45 months of this project slowly consuming my life, I can say I'm off to a pretty good start. This map is the basis of the "THE WORLD BEYOND THE ICE WALL" worldbuilding project, one that aims to imagine a world in which every conspiracy theory is true. Every cryptid, every secret society, every occult concept, all the wacko paranormal stuff your crazy uncle posts about on Facebook, all tied together in a single grand narrative that unifies the lore of UFOlogy, lost civilizations, modern myths, urban legends and esoteric writings across the past few centuries. And what better world to cram all of that into than one proposed by a number of flat-earthers, where the disc-shaped map doesn’t end at the frozen wastelands of Antarctica, but extends beyond, to larger disc containing many more unknown continents capable of supporting life, with yet another barrier at its end, concealing an even larger realm an order of magnitude more expansive, and rich with worldbuilding opportunities?

Ultimately, my goal is to concoct the greatest schizopost of all time. Using this map as a base, what I envision is a fully illustrated version of the conspiracy iceberg, a massive corkboard of art, stories and information with red thread connecting them all together. But there's also much more to it than that. To truly bring this world to life, me and my collaborators have been attacking it from every angle, from the fundamental cosmology from which this world was formed, to the peoples and wildlife that populate each individual region. Follow for daily BTIW posts & please ask questions, it helps me write.

-Oha BTIW crash course part 1: basic cosmology

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Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.

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my new oblivion character, evil ass freak

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theyre ading a new piece to the chess board called the me and it doesn;t do anything

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?

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tried shifting to a timeline where the ussr won the cold war & within minutes a team of cia telecommandos subdued my astral body & removed my ability to imagine or dream

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you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

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i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

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theres too many princesses and maids and knights and whatever. can some of you develop a thatching fetish or something my roof is collapsing

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spending my birthday doing damn homework because college makes a fool of us all… chat hit “!mourn” to remember me as I was not what I become !