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a while ago I read this sci-fi short story from the 50s where a guy is kidnapped and interrogated by aliens using a very sophisticated lie detector, but he realizes that the lie detector works off technical truth, and with some careful phrasing and misdirection, he manages to make them believe that humans are a race of immortal, overpowered, omniscient telepathic beings. and it works.

my favorite part is when he tells them that humans are "capable of transportation without the aid of spaceships or any vehicles, just by using mental power to control physical matter". it's true, we can. it's called walking.

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I ❤️ ISOLATING MYSELF

46893736525263 RELATIONSHIPS RUINED

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Superhero concept where a hero can split their superpowered bodily systems apart and form a team.

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Makes me laugh. Every time.

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Doesn’t even have hands to wash

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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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www.guy-for-whom-the-bell-tolls.com/careers

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I'm at your girl's house eating all the rye chips out of her chex mix

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Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

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unfortunately my eyeliner will never look as good on me as it does on an american male rock musician in the early 2000s

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Walter Street, Takapau, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand.

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i cannot believe i haven’t seen anyone share this modern b. dylan hollis on tumblr yet

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Hirokazu Tokugawa glass Hallocingenia sculpture