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nexility-sims · 7 months ago

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𝐍𝐎. 𝟕 ❛ 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 ❜ | AUGUST 1991

❧ 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 / 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 / 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 / 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭.

Trish Fitzpatrick wore many hats, but her favorite was “freelance journalist.” Her area of expertise grew directly out of myriad side gigs: what she called portrait pieces of interesting people. Outlets clamored for them—or, they had since she’d buttered up famous, neurotic opera singer-turned-starlet Prudence Boone into revealing she had a glass eye, a secret runaway daughter, and a hair-eating habit. Of course, Prudence was basically a stranger. They had once had a fifteen minute conversation on the deck of a yacht, bonding over the fact that neither actually knew to whom the vessel belonged. Prudence thought Trish’s outlandish suggestions were funny enough to remember her when she called to pitch the piece. It had gone the same way with Renzo. Of course, they had met while fighting over a scarf in a vintage clothing store. Trish considered letting him win to be a debt, one for which she would demand recompense at the ideal time. Opportunities passed, and then August 1991 proved to be the time.

❧ i got the irresistible urge to do renzo backstory, which was meant to be an outtake, but then i was like, "uh, no, this totally works as story proper if i put leonor in it," so here we are ! context and such. given the amount of work, this might be my magnum opus until further notice ... it was also just fun to do :^) checked off the sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll boxes ?? where's my prize. in conclusion, i love my white boy of the week or whatever

𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐭 ↓

I grew up in a tiny town—Petunia. Petunia? You say it differently. It’s the country coming out, I guess. Not “pee-tyoon-ee-ah,” it’s “puh-toon-yuh.” Petunia. That’s it. So, how was it? Fond memories? In retrospect, maybe. I wanted to get the hell out of there from day one. What I remember is being very unhappy—dispositionally sullen, not just a pouty kid, but fully down and out. Born that way, probably. And your parents? My parents … Life had the upper hand, man. They were good at losing. I didn’t want that life.

My dad professed to be a traveling salesman—What, he wasn’t? I mean, he didn’t know jack shit about vacuums or whatever the fuck. I don’t know. But, he wasn’t around a lot, it sounds like? Gone for weeks at a time. Just me and my mom. How was she? Not really there either. When I got home from school, she’d pop her pills and be gone until morning. She wasn’t avoiding me; she was avoiding life. She did what she had to do in the mornings—you know, I had what I needed, the bare essentials—but she was checked out. You had a lot of unsupervised time, then. Oh, did I. Too much. I mean, I had books to read, and I got into music early—From her? No. My dad’d blow into town and bring pity gifts. Not kid-appropriate shit, now that I think about it. Heavy, gritty stories. A guitar I was too little to use. Flip lighter. But, you know, I was a kid. I wanted to run and play with everyone else, too. Of course.

Here’s the thing: it was hard to be a scrawny kid named Lorencio in Petunia. Shit, I can imagine. What was that like? … Hard, like I said. Well—Details? I got the shit kicked out of me. Regularly. What do they call it—um—“school of hard knocks”? Yeah. I remember, one time, I limped home on a Saturday. Mom was out of it, but she leapt up when she saw all the blood. Cleaned me up. It’s like I’m there now—in that bathroom with the dirty tile, her burning me with peroxide … She didn’t really talk, you know, not in a serious way? But she did then? She said, in Uspanian, “‘Don’t roll over for anyone.’” Interesting. So, that’s the lesson? Part of it. I realized that summer it didn’t matter if you were scrawny, if you talked funny, if you were poor. What mattered was not being a pussy. [Laughs] Oh, yeah? If you want credibility, if you want respect, sometimes you gotta be able to take a beating. Don’t roll over. That’s right.

I think it also helped when the growth spurt hit. You must’ve still been scrawny. [Laughs] String bean. So it goes. Adolescence . Now, you grew up fast, is what I’ve heard. You could say that. My life changed when Marty got out of lock-up—Sorry, what?—for “teen offenders”; he set his grandparents’ car on fire—oh, I see, regular kid shit—Uh huh. We hit it off. He introduced me to other guys, including Jesse. They’d huff gas together. Oh my God. Not whippits? Sure, but less convenient. That’s—No good, yeah. Fun though. Have you—? I’ve tried everything, Patricia.

Jesus! So, Marty and Jesse…? We got on like a house fire. [Groans] They were into petty crime for the thrill of it—Now, Renzo, is arson petty? He did it one fucking time. Everyone overreacted. They got into trouble for fun, and for you it was—? Money. Not a lot. I was too dumb to consider the risks. But, you did other things for money, too? Don’t say it like that. I wasn’t hooking. [Snorts] I worked a lot. I was cutting school to work, getting paid under the table, all of that. Maybe—hear me out—some of it was thrilling for you, too? I won’t tell anyone. [Chuckles] What can I say? Credibility.

I feel like I’m mischaracterizing … I love Marty and Jesse, to this day. Jesse’s daughter is your godchild, right? Yeah. Marty went back to Petunia in … ‘88? Jesse and I had better luck, or maybe we were just more desperate. Either way, my point is that delinquents get a bad rap—With good reason! Sure, okay. Both of them were deeper and more complicated than that. You’re not an outlier. No. We’re a dime a dozen. No one gives them the chances you got. Uh huh. So, we bonded over that—feeling down and out, like I said, but also the fact that we loved music. Marty’s family had money, so they’d bought him a nice bass guitar. But, Jesse’s mind … He’s so fucking creative. He wasn’t a reader, but I could tell him about something I’d been chewing on, and he’d have a song inspired by it within the hour. He has an incredible voice, too. He does.

I guess it’s not surprising that you guys did what you did. There was nothing for us at home, you know? Packing up and heading out west didn’t feel like a risk. And your mom understood that? Better than anyone. I know people judged her—shit, I judge her, too—but I always knew she was trying. That’s sweet. Is it? I mean, I think so … She met my dad at a bus stop three weeks after she arrived in the country and made the mistake of getting off at his stop. That’s it. That was her crime. Well, I’m sure she’s doing better now, huh? She lives in a nicer house in a nicer city, but that doesn’t cure depression, now does it? I suppose not. There was this woman whose lawn I’d cut all the time … A real bitch, but she was extra nice because she felt bad for me. Hated my mother. I think she was just jealous because my dad was her high school sweetheart. Isn’t that just how it goes? Damn foreigner stealing a real catch from her. [Scoffs] Sticky fingers when she invited me inside for lemonade—cigs and quarters from her purse, Valium from the cabinet, that kind of thing. [Laughs] Casual. It was pretty brazen, honestly. Fucking dumb kid.

Alright, so, you come out here with Marty and Jesse to make music, and now you’re a serious actor with a name and a big career ahead of you. How’d that happen? It was completely accidental. While we waited for a record deal, I did odd jobs, like auto work—you know, in a body shop. It was decent. Had you worked on cars before that? So, I got familiar, uh … [Chuckles] We’ve established I was a rascal. We could get under the hood of a parked car and make a few dollars off parts. I can get you in so much trouble, Renzo! [Laughs]

Don’t tell anyone, come on! I was a kid. Have a heart. I guess it paid off. But, alright, body work? What’s the connection? It’s kind of convoluted. When business was slow, the guy I worked for loaned his employees out to another mechanic. This guy, long story short, brought me along to assist him on a movie set. I guess he was a known quantity? Everyone knows the right guy! That’s everyone’s explanation for where they end up. Me, too. Uh huh. I don’t know why they let me do it, but—Somehow it worked out. Yeah, it did. Right place, right time.

You’re in the spot. How did you get into it, though? This is embarrassing as hell but, fuck it, I’ll be honest. Please. Don’t stop now. [Chuckles] I got a shot because I’d been chatting up this girl who, as it turns out, was the director’s kid—or, in fact, she approached me. I had no idea who she was or why she was there. Of course she did! That’s not surprising, is it? I think I was the most disinterested person there. I don’t know. Anyway, we talked a couple times, then—out of the blue—someone asked me if I wanted to hop into a scene, say a line, ten seconds flat. She did that for you? I don’t know what she did. No one mentioned her. Maybe she thought you looked like a movie star. [Snorts] Fuck. I hope not. Did you want to do it? I wanted to make music. I wanted to finish reading my book. I wanted … I mean, I said yeah. Can’t decline that. Makes a good story, right? What happened with her—? Oh, hell. Sorry! Moving on, for now. [Groans]

I got a call several weeks later about an audition. How did that feel? Bizarre. We’d done a demo for a producer once, but this was different. Were you excited? I was terrified. But, I went. Didn’t get that part, although everyone was perfectly nice to me. How disappointing. You always remember your first … But, hey, you have to look at it this way: I didn’t want to be an actor. I thought it was cool, but it felt like … ? Go ahead, give me a good metaphor. Like when you’ve been craving your favorite food, but then someone offers you a helping of something different, new, appetizing. How’s that? Passable. C-plus. [Laughs] Fuck you, Pat.

Okay, so the road didn’t end there. No, it didn’t. I got another call, and that one went well. This was for … Sugar Sweet? That’s the one. Cornball, but I love that movie. Never seen it. What! How is that possible? You were in it. You went to the premiere screening. There are pictures. Saw my first scene, excused myself to go piss, didn’t come back until the applause had started. Wow. Everyone has opinions about that movie these days—very contentious, whether or not Alicia was in the wrong when she left me and stole my lifelong dream. What do you think? Me, Renzo? Good for her. I thought it was kind of bitchy. It’s peculiar how many women say that. I wonder why … ! Billy’s so dreamy. Please, ask me about something else, Pat. So, this romantic comedy is your launching pad. It leads to the television show. The television show blows up immediately. Walk me through what that felt like?

Also terrifying. I really cannot emphasize enough that I didn’t want attention. I wanted money and time to support my music, and acting seemed like a good way to do that. Just didn’t account for the side effects. Like fame? Uh huh. I was a nobody in Sugar Sweet, and the pay was shit, but it felt like a miraculously good deal at the time. What it did is put me in the running for more serious work. I think, even then, sometimes the casting folks were hesitant to take a risk on someone with no experience whatsoever, even if they had—A spark? Talent? Sure. It was unsettling, the idea that I was some kind of “natural,” and I compensated by working really hard. Well, you’ve established yourself as a hard worker. Sure. I guess they saw that—the improvement, in addition to the fact that I had a resume to speak of by then. Or, eh, they saw that you were pretty. Right, of course, you don’t need talent if you have Teen Mag’s favorite cheekbones. [Snickers] I joined a cast with other people who had very little experience, and we bonded over that. I just didn’t expect to be … What, the center of attention? That, yeah.

You know what’s fucking weird? Huh? Signing your name on a picture of your own face that belongs to someone else. That they’re going to take it home and pin it to their fucking wall or frame it on their bedside table. Someone’s kid treating you like their school crush, blushing and shit while they’re asking for you to do it. That does seem like a strange experience. Over and over again. Teenyboppers, goddamn. You were in the magazines for them. I read a couple interviews. No the fuck I was not. I did not do those. No? What they do is take quotes from actual, consented conversations and stitch them together for their own use. It’s legal. That’s fascinating. Maybe I should try that. Less work. [Laughs] Yeah, alright, flush your “exclusive access” privilege right down the toilet.

But, look, I’m not disparaging the fans wholesale. That’d be unfair. And, ouch, ungrateful? Yeah. The initial couple years were fucking insane, but I was with people I liked, and a lot of the fans we actually met were … Normal? Uh huh. Not a hysterical, handsy, screaming blob. You got grabbed? Groped, Pat. Oh boy. We don’t like grabass, I guess. Well, hold on now, just not like that—You keep sidetracking me. What kind of interviewer are you? I’m having fun with my buddy! Sue me. [Chuckles] You got it, baby. What was I saying? The fans? Yeah. The ones we met one-on-one were cool, usually. They had deep thoughts about the show, you know? Ideas about the characters, the plots—filled in holes in the shitty writing. No offense to Jack and Reuben, I hope! Don’t print that, Pat.

If I’m being honest, having to answer their questions made me think deeply about the role. That’s stayed with me. I don’t like being walked up on in public, but sometimes it’d go fine. The first time someone came up to me in the wild, her mother looked so fucking apologetic that I decided, “Cool it, don’t be a jackass.” She wanted to talk about the book I was buying. Same thing would happen to Frank, Perry, Vicky. How about the show itself? That was a three year commitment.

It was alright. In retrospect, I understand that television isn’t for respectable actors, which made the transition hard. Harder to have been on a show for teenagers. But, you made that switch in Uspana. So, did that play into the calculus at all? I lucked out, in the sense that the show was co-produced, and I got to do the dubbing for the Uspanian version. I wasn’t a total unknown, even if they thought my Uspanian was shitty. Is it? Losing an accent is hard, in my defense.

When my contract ended, I hit the road. You didn’t think about staying on? I thought about it with horror, yes. [Laughs] You’d keep shit-talking the whole production if I let you. Maybe. So, in Uspana? It was like exhaling for the first time in a while. I did nothing for a couple months. All that hard work, being a beloved TV star … Throw me a bone, Pat. But, anyway, I didn’t even see my mom’s family again for a few weeks—You knew them, though? Yeah, we’d met, during the press trips. Beach life by yourself. Luxury.

You know, I needed to reconnect with myself. That’s how I felt. I felt like I had been an imposter, then I felt like I had to be someone I wasn’t, and now … You could go a different way. A fork in the road, for your career. Your life, really. Right, yeah. I went to Canarís like any good tourist. I had more money than I’d ever had in my life. I had no plans. Sounds like a dream. It was.

Crucially, I was out of my mind most of the time. Kite high. So fucking high. I swear I almost drowned twice, at which point it was politely suggested that I stop using the pool. Did you politely agree? Fuck no. [Laughs] Troublemaking aside, I ended up taking phone calls, making plans with people—Industry people? Yeah. There were people I knew already, but meeting the ones I really wanted to work with happened kind of organically—parties, premieres for other films, cafes. At the Morningstar Cafe in Canarís? Right, exactly. Same way I ended up finding The Den. Someone at the cafe had worked with Karolina Teague, and she took me there one evening after we all got tossed out of some poor son of a bitch’s house. Sounds rowdy. Can’t blame him. It was after midnight. And? Well, it was a lunch that’d started at eleven in the morning, so. [Chuckles]

So, I have a question. You’re pretty consistent—in terms of behavior. “Behavior?” [Snorts] Yeah, okay, I understand. What was that like, with cameras on you? The photographers in Uspana definitely aren’t less aggressive. That’s part of it. I don’t know if I’d call it an epiphany, but I left Canarís for Nakawe with the understanding that I was going to just do what I wanted to do. Oh boy. Within reason, fuck. Reason. Sure, yes. You didn’t feel like a dumb kid anymore. I mean, I guess I have more fun with the camera guys here. They can get away with more, ergo, so can we.

I distinctly recall you got arrested for—I barely touched that guy or his fucking camera. Did him a favor, if I did. Dogshit quality device. [Chuckles] Not sure he saw it that way, but the charges were dropped. I mean, don’t get me wrong, shouldn’t have reacted that way. I kept thinking about my mom seeing those pictures … The one time I got picked up, she backhanded me in the middle of the station, right in front of the cops. Jesus. In the car, she goes, “If you get caught again, I’m going to rip your ears off.” Empty threat, I guess.

The Den—I want to talk about that. Please, let’s. Your first time there? It was with Karolina, like I said, and there was a local band playing that night. They’d wrapped up their set by the time we arrived and were just … jamming on the stage, taking feedback and requests from the people who were still there. Some kind of funky jazz mash-up. I liked it. How did it come to you? It opened in ‘57 as a bar and, at some point, it turned into more of a music venue open to a certain segment of Nakawe. The guy who owned it gave exposure to a lot of people who went on to really do something with their art, and that’s why it ended up being a somewhat exclusive spot. Celebrities already knew it and brought their friends. Uh huh. I could stroll up, and the cameras weren’t with me because they were already there. He got tired of that, I think—He was an older fella, right? Yeah. But, really, he managed other properties, and The Den wasn’t his passion project the way it’s become for me. So, you had the money and took it off his hands.

What goes on in there? [Laughs] Pat, you’ve been inside. Well, not for me! If I’m going to describe it to people who’ll never go inside, what would I say? I mean, it’s a hangout spot. It’s a performance venue. We had, uh, mimes last month. Truly gifted, those people. [Laughs] Really? I don’t come up with all of the ideas myself, but I only agree to the shit I’m interested in. It’s kind of selfish, but I guess I’m lucky to know a lot of people who’ll toss in five dollars to enjoy it. It’s something. Compelling. I mean it. Thanks. That’s not all, though. I mean, you describe it as a “haven.” It’s very private. Some of your regulars are troubled individuals. Damn, Patricia, just say it. I feel like a cop! “Do you condone drug use in your establishment?” nonsense. But, well … I’m not explaining it. Either you—they, whoever the hell—get it or don’t. Come for the music, come to unwind however you like, doesn’t fucking matter to me as long as you’re coming with an invitation. I like to go in the back room, close the door, let the music and noise seep through. Muffled. You don’t really strike me as a partier, frankly. You never have. I wouldn’t argue with that. I like parties, but I don’t need to be at the center. Some do. That’s fine. This place is for us all.

Maybe it works out because of that, that you’re curating this space but not necessarily always in it? What do you mean? Well, you reopened it and then, if memory serves, immediately went off to do a film. The party kept going. You just like to know it’s happening. Alright, sure. That’s true. Knowing it’s there … Yeah. I like it. I was in that back room, thinking about the script, when I decided to do it, actually. Life felt like it was falling into place. It was a good time to take a leap. “’You are going to be a cowboy?’” “’No, I’m going to be a farmer.’” I had that conversation a thousand times. Reporters, man. Hey! Everyone was so surprised. I think they thought the premise was … I don’t know, that it just wasn’t something I would want to do? Or, worse, that the filmmakers wouldn’t want to work with someone like me? Unflattering assumptions, sounds like. Can’t blame them. I had a lot to prove. Still do.

How was six weeks in Texict? Fucking heaven. I loved it. My mother’s from the northwest so, even when I visited family, it wasn’t anywhere close. No reason to visit until we dropped in to do the film. Every day, I woke up happy to be alive. Happy to be doing this job. Gorgeous. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess it wasn’t just the location, was it?

No, you’re right. I felt like I was really acting—for the first time, seriously. Maybe the cast helped? I’d worked with established actors before. The leads in Sugar Sweet were—well, you know who they were. I learned a ton from them. But, yeah, I guess Sasha was the first person I’d worked alongside who had me sweating. Oh? I wanted to impress her so fucking badly. I wanted to keep up, you know? So talented. So raw. She rips every line out of her chest with her bare hands. Bloodbath of emotion. The premise was new, too. Not a lighthearted romance this time. No. We were young parents of a ill child—stressed as fuck, trying to make life work, struggling separately to be together. Can’t lie, I ate that shit up. So did the critics. Hell yeah.

Every nomination felt surreal. The recognition was incredible. Validating. Sasha and some of the others swept up. I was just honored to be up there with them, honestly. Okay, well, let’s talk about Sasha. Do we have to? Yes. Indulge me! [Grumbling] I mean, all I can really say at this point is that I was obsessed, and it wasn’t until it was over that I had the clarity of mind to really wonder, hm, “Was I in love with Sasha, my coworker, or was I in love with Sasha playing Lucy, my wife?” That seems like an occupational hazard. I wouldn’t describe it that way. You take sensitive, delusional, beautiful people, pay them to get vulnerable and intimate with each other … It’s special, even if it’s … Not genuine? No, it is that. It’s not real, but it is genuine. How else can you say, “Well, our schedules don’t line up anymore, but I’ll have this scar of our initials forever?” You do not! No, I don’t. The letter S is really hard to cut without fucking up. Not a sober man’s idea. No.

Since I have you on the topic—hey, no, absolutely not—I’m obligated to ask if there’s anyone in your life right now. How’s that? Women’s magazines can snap this up and stitch it together for themselves. This is a public service. Patricia … Yes, Lorencio?

Look, I know you do your research. I do. I’m very good at it, too. What’s that like, princess pus—Pat. Pat, I’m begging you—Are you obsessed? The letter L is easier, I bet. It is. Would you go with another L or an R?

I’m not talking about this—not for you to print, anyway. Well, talk to me as a friend, then? I’m not just professionally nosy. We’re friends? Who else calls me Pat and gets away with it? You haven’t been Trish in a long time, it’s true … [Sighs] Fuck. Someone can be precious, right? Lovable. You can hold them in your hands and think, “This person matters to me. They’re special. I like to be around them; I like to listen to them; I want their affection.” You can really, genuinely cherish someone.

But? Maybe you find their life to be completely fucking repellent. Unbearable. … Damn.

There’s parallels, though, right? I mean, fame is fame, there’s got to be value in relatability, and—There’s an open mic going on downstairs in the hotel bar right this minute. Let’s take a break, Pat, what do you say? Let’s just go watch some of it. I’ll let you print dick measurements and my deepest, darkest secrets if you say yes. [Laughs] Well, if that’s on the table—

#just gonna toss in a cw #cw drugs #long post #ts4 story #sims story #sims 4 story #royal sims #simblr #ts4 legacy #1992.story.post #1992.a1 #1992.e04

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polaris-stuff · 3 months ago

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OKAY so since your confused, a bit more of an in-depth of dandy's world gameplay explanation

you said you watched some videos on it but were still confused, but im GUESSING you at least saw the elevator that the player(s) came out of, yes? so, player(s) spawn in there (and fun fact! there are two possible locations for the elevator to open in per map. Neat) and then they have to travel around the map looking for the Machines. im also gonna guess you saw one (a machine) in the game play, but if you didnt, theyre very easy to see. theyre long, have a wheel on them, and a bright glowing red button on top.

so. as for the actual toons, each playable toon character has 5 stats, in which they have stars that tell you how good they are at each stat. the stars can range from 1-5. that sound confusing? dw, here's a pic

ofc there's their health (some toons have 2 hearts [normals], others have 3 [mains]), but after that, those stats are "Skill Check" (while on the machines, you get skill checks. if you miss them, the twisteds are alerted to your location. the higher your skill check star amount is, the easier they are), movement speed (explanation not needed), stamina (explanation also not needed), stealth (the higher it is the harder it is for the twisteds to spot you. with the highest stealth, you could be just a few feet away from em and they cant see you), and extraction speed (the higher it is, the faster the toon is at fixing machines)

normal toons have 15 stars to spend, and the "main character" toons have 16. heres the normal toons, and the mains .D.

so yes. assemble a team of toons, go onto the floors, fix the machines, dont die, read the lore hidden across the walls and tiny notes in each map, and go as far as you can!!!!

and also this isnt gameplay explanation this is just me gushing but. my favorite toon? astro <3

you couldnt possibly guess why <3<3<3

OOH OKAY AJSJA THATS BETTER, I did saw someone doing the skill check, I did understood that part, it doesn't look too complicated! Sounds fun! (ﾟ⁠οﾟ⁠人⁠)⁠)✨✨ THAT'S THE CHARACTER I LIKE!! I looks like Moon!

So basically it's a survival game? But in Roblox. I'll have to take a look myself someday (⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠) TYSM PEACHYYY

#polaris stuffs #dandys world #non art post #tysm for the ask!#and for the explanation!

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trashogram · 4 months ago

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I'm on anon because I'm too nervous 😅 but, if it's alright, what are your NSFW headcannons/thoughts for the weasels?

No worries and no judgement!

• My main idea for the NSFW stuff involving Reader (once she herself is a toon) is legit just Greasy calling dibs and eating her out while the rest watch (probably sans Stupid). All the while, Psycho is up by her head, fixated on the faces she’s making and giggling over her “funny noises”. • Of the nsfw stuff I’ve found around town, I haven’t actually seen any where the whole Patrol is involved, which intrigues me. I guess most fans have their favorite weasel and so gravitate toward him while leaving the others behind. • Totally understandable, I just think the whole gang wanting the same woman is funny, especially because they probably take their work so seriously so the opportunity for sex isn’t always there. But it would probably also lead to a lot of in-fighting while Reader is just :;(∩´﹏`∩);: “boys pls”

But if we’re talking individual scenarios

• 100% Smartass’s biggest kink is sitting at his desk, smoking a cigar, and having Reader bouncing on his cock. He loves feeling like a boss in all aspects of life, especially like this. While Greasy is a given when it comes to touching Reader/You, Smartass likes to leave marks and hook a claw in Reader’s mouth. Maintain eye-contact.

• Greasy gets so impatient - he never runs out of lust or stamina (but he’s the fastest to knock out after all is said and done) so often that him and Reader are banging while she’s still partially clothed most of the time. Once sex is part of the equation in the relationship, poor Reader is groped even more often, and Grease will have her sit on his lap for anything and everything. Huge exhibitionist streak. Talks nonstop during… and before… and after.

• Psycho is a wild ride. He just goes like a jackhammer. No rhythm, no tempo, no pacing whatsoever, he fucks like he walks (zig-zagging, rocking from side-to-side, giggling under his breath) — Reader just has to accept this and enjoy it for as long as she can. At least he’s a great cuddler after👌 10/10 Def a licker as well you will need a bath after.

• Wheezy might be the only one who isn’t loud af. He’s the most chill, so Reads is stuck wanting to coax as much noise as she can out of him and simultaneously stopping when he coughs/hacks out of (irrational) fear that it’s getting too strenuous and she’s hurting him. His motor didn’t start to run until Reader innocently shared a cigarette with him one night, and seeing her lips where his had been makes his pupils dilate x10. He’s hooked. Blowing smoke hearts whenever he sees her. Actually values intimacy and romance. Prefers privacy and wants to keep Reader to himself rather than share for weeks at a time. Oral is a hard sell bc of the obvious, at least for Reader.

• Stupid is a blushing, bashful mess when you literally play pattycake. So intimate. Naughty lol

#Toon patrol #wfrr #nsft #im not kidding #I guess I’m a soft furry now #Alright it was only a matter of time #Toon patrol x reader

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slashingdisneypasta · 7 months ago

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I'm sorry, I know you must be tired of my asks right now 😅 ignore this of course if you want, but after re-watching N'Ever After I noticed a couple of interesting details for our favorite wolves.

So we know Kiddy goes "Yeah-yeah-yeah!", however I think he may have one more line. Just after Big Bad asks the guards "Whatcha gonna do if we don't?" You can hear a voice going "Dibs on the chubby one!" That kind of has that same scratchy, whispery(?) Tone that Kiddy does. I like to think he did say this XD and that that means that Kiddy likes to play the dibs game, even if he may not play fair all the time (*points to when he tried to take a bite out of Granny's food*). And that he likes more fatty food. Which I guess could explain his burger and fries order, as well as him going after baby goats in his story (baby fat). Or maybe he just wanted to chew on the guard like a stressball XD

This was no doubt obvious to you, but I'm gonna type this out just for me because I was the dummy XD I was wondering why Granny would hit Kiddy on the nose if he cared about him so much like we say. But 1. Kiddy was going after his food, and you don't get between an animal and their food XD and 2. I noticed it looked more like a simple bop, kinda like how animal parents will lightly growl or push their kid to tell them to stop what they're doing. And if that's the case, than that's just more proof that Granny has adopted Kiddy 🥺🥺🥺

While all the other bad guys just make their way towards the castle, the wolves stood back. Even after Granny pointed out that something strange was going on, we only see them walking towards the palace after we see the giant come down the beanstalk, when all the other baddies have continued on. That tells me that these guys took a bit of time to discuss what to do here before deciding it was worth checking out. Which also tells me that, despite Granny and Big Bad constantly butting heads, they will get along enough to figure out a plan of attack or something.

When Frieda suddenly appeared in the throne room, I found the wolves reactions pretty interesting too. Big Bad flinched back, Granny just blinked(?) And looked towards Frieda. And Kiddy just turned his head around like "What? Oh hi lady!" XD I guess this can also show their personalities as well? Big flinching because of his willingness to jump to aggression; making him expect that light to have been an attack on him? Granny calmly looking over could point to him being more intelligent and secure in his strength? And Kiddy barely reacting being him just- out of it XD this is a stretch I know... But they only have five minutes of screen time. What can you do? XD

Again, another obvious thing, I just want to type it out. Despite Big Bad's and Granny's little fight while playing sword darts, we can see them talking and laughing together before and after the fact. Showing us that although they do struggle for the position of alphs in the pack and being the 'baddest' wolf, they do genuinely like each other. At least a little. Like- like you say that the Toon Patrol, or at least some members, only get along because they have to. It's their job. But I get the feeling with the Wolf Gang that although they all know they're untrustworthy baddies, they do still like each other enough to form a group, even despite having separate stories. Idk, I just like this implication ^^

Kiddy nearly always has his front paws/arms close to his chest and body. Even when he seems to struggle running on two legs, he still keeps his arms up. This could very easily just be to accentuate his feral personality, but I like to think that this could hint to his trauma towards his story; having his stomach cut open and sewn back up, Kiddy wants to defend that area as much as possible. (Little reader insert thing here; imagine when Kiddy feels so comfortable around you that he let's his arms down around you! Imagine if he actually rolls onto his back around you (which is the ultimate sign of trust among animals irl)!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺)

Considering that Kiddy seems to take Granny's side a lot (he was behind Granny when they were walking up the palace, he laughed when Granny threw the sword at Big Bad), I'm guessing maybe Granny and Kiddy teamed up first, and Big Bad came into the picture later. That could be why there's a power struggle between Big Bad and Granny. Big Bad is the newbie that needs to learn who's in charge around here, and Granny needs to know that he ain't some pup that's gonna get pushed around. However, since Kiddy stood next to Big Bad while they raided the castle, and he followed his order to 'sic em' at the dwarves' cottage, that shows that Kiddy does trust/like him. So maybe Big Bad has been in the gang for a while now, he and Granny are just still battling over who the real alpha is XD

That's all I got so far. I hope you like these! ^^ (idk when, but this wolf hyperfixation makes me want to post my own headcannons of them 👀)

Nooooo, I'm not!! You know me, I just don't know how to respond right 😅 I want to get across how excited I am about Lizzie but I can't find the words yet!!!¡¡!!¡ XDDD

Also my ask box is slowly filling up again and I'm getting kinda stressed. I WELCOME ASKS!! But I don't wanna disappointed people with how long I take or by giving the wrong responce 😅

ANYWAYYYYY- 😅

Wolves 😏

I NEED TO REWATCH N'EVER AFTER P R O N T O. Especially the scene where you think Kiddy said dibs on the chubby one!! I vaguely remember it but I have to assess it now XD

It would make sense that Kiddy likes fatty food for both those reasons!- and also, he's very skinny compared to his comrades and maybe he has a bit... of a... complex? About it? 😅 Like, he might feel like the weenie one. Less tough. We don't really see him fighting for 'alpha' status with the other 2, but he's still a Big Bad Wolf and I'm s u r e he has some kind of instinctual desire to be strong and tough like the others. Strong enough to fight. Strong enough to protect. Strong enough so that no other predators threaten him.

AND YES!@ XDD 🩵❤🩵❤🩵❤🩵❤🩵 Granny scolds Kiddy for attempting to steal gis food like a big brother, or a mama XDD

XDD He doesn't even really think about it- doesn't growl or menace him at all. Just *bonk* 'don't even think about it kid'.

And exactly, you don't touch someone's food XD Especially a Big Bad Wolf, goddamn.

AND- ❤💕❤💕 YES!! About the wolves hanging back before answering Freida's call to the palace!! I think that's so in-character for fairytale wolves. Fairytale wolves are pretty much the Biggest, Oldest, most Dangerous kinds of villains (Aling with like, witches). And that's for a reason. They're not just scary with a bloodlust- they're clever (mostly. Unless their tummy's are grumbling XD ). It makes sense that they waited and let a 'guinea pig' go first to see what would happen XD I love that XD

Yes yes yes, I agree to their reactions to Freida being interesting XDD When characters have little screentime- e v e r y little inconsequential moment is a key character point 😂

I like that the wolves are a Pack, too <3 They may not get along all the time, I mean animals f i g h t (humans included. You disagree, you get in a Mood, you become irritated, etc)- but that doesn't mean that ultimately they aren't still a Pack. A family. Like that song Heathens XD

Oh... oh Kiddy 🥺 Oh no. BABY!! Must protect. GRANNY MUST PROTECT!! (NO, WAIT. ME. I WILL PROTECT HIM. THAT READER INSERT CONVINCED ME- )

And I

L O V E

The idea that Big Bad showed up to the pack last. That he was the outsider breaking in and he still has the balls to think he's alpha XD That he managed to break into the pack anyway and now they love him?? <3<3 (well, as much as they can when they can't fully trust him- or eachother XD ) My heart is full of villain found family now <3💕<3💕<3💕<3 ^^

I loved these thoughts!!!! Thank you so much for sending them in!!!! And YES OMG WRITE YOUR HC'S!!! IF YOU WANT TO!! WE WILL ALL EXPLODE!

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no-see-um-incorrect · 1 year ago

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This is to help y’all recover from this summit

My versions of redacted GEN 2

If you guys like the small character profiles I’ve made I will continue also, this is my opinion based off my headcannons for the listeners

Sorry if the formatting is a bit everywhere

Shaw pack edition (I don’t own this art(i used a picrew) I haven’t had time to make any)

Gabriel Shaw

“my father made this pack what it is today and I will do my very best to honor that legacy”-Gabriel Shaw

He/him/his

Age: 16

Parents: David/Angel Shaw

Best friend: sparrow

Favorite activity: when his dad takes him on a low level security job

Favorite food: uncle Milo’s Swiss mushroom jackfruit burger (don’t tell his dad)

Favorite color: “vampire gold~… I mean Ju-just gold I guess..I don’t know….why are you asking me?!”

He’s quiet, and at most times very formal, Takes alpha training VARY seriously (David and Angel are trying to help him ease up)

Loves writing poetry and stories in his free time, Does not have his drivers license (and is the only person in his age who isn’t allowed to get it till he’s 19)

Has his eyes on a particular vampire princess

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another Shaw child

She/her/hers

Ashlyn Shaw

“What do you think?……Caelum says cookies first”-Ashlyn Shaw

Age: 9

Favorite color: Green

Favorite activity: teasing her brother

Favorite food: daddy’s bacon mac & cheese

She is an actual menace (takes after her parent) when she was little little and just starting her menace tendencies, David would call her “Littler snot”

Was the youngest of her pack to fully shift.

She can see caelum

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she/her/they/them

Maria Greer jr (MJ for short)

“yeah, that’s GREER put some respect on the name”-MJ Greer

Age: 16

Has stealth abilities (but much like her dad sucks at shifting)

Best friend: Astrid Collins

Parents: Milo/Sweetheart Greer

Favorite food: “Law & order with a side of spite!…you can’t say that hun…Fiiine….BBQ rice bowl…”

Favorite activity: learning about history

She wants to be a Reporter.

ABSOLUTE DADDYS GIRL

Loves hearing her dad tell the story of the inversion but the way Milo tells it frames it so that she doesn’t actually know it’s him and she has made it her life‘s mission to figure out what happened that night and the identity of the “mystery hero” her dad would tell her about

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Sparrow Talbot

“I may or may not have ran face first into a tree….you didn’t see that”-Sparrow Talbot

Age: 17

Parents: Asher/Baabe Talbot

They/them/theirs

Best friend: Gabriel

Favorite activity: wolf Zoomiez

Favorite food: “last meal” no one knows what that means

When they first adopted them they were very quiet, very calm, very chill. And then Asher shifted in front of them for the first time. And they have been a rambunctious dumbASS since then (and we love them for it)

They always have snacks and drinks on them, seemingly out of nowhere because they don’t carry a bag.

Unlike their father, they actually can cook and they’re pretty freaking great at it.

(all of the scars are from eating shit in wolf form, and not wanting to hear Marie’s lectures)

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Astrid Collins

They/she/him

“and so what if I replace Alexis‘s shampoo with Nair…OH COME ON IT WAS FUNNY!”-Astrid Collins

Age: technically 16

Favorite activity: snooping around places they’re not supposed to be (urban exploration)

Empowered: ???? Vampire+???

Best friend: MJ

Favorite food: “anything papa cooks is good I don’t really need to eat though”

Loves to play pranks mostly targeted at Alexis…….OK always targeted at Alexis.

Sam found her one day when she was little and turned her then when he brought her home and got her through the newborn stage…. she started displaying elemental abilities??? But also vampire abilities??? But she also grows up and ages like a human???? so yeah bit of a mystery

They are pretty standoffish they don’t talk a lot and they’re pretty rough around the edges (Darlin who?)

Very attached to Sam (as you can expect) but also extremely attached to Darlin

he built his prosthetic himself out of an old VCR, a broken toaster, a ripped up T-shirt and scrap metal

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And that was my next gen Shaw pack kids

Hope you enjoyed and give me suggestions on like little details for them and other characters (I really wanna do the damn crew but I need suggestions) i’m gonna say it again. These are based off of my headcannons for the listeners feel free to disagree with my opinion just don’t be mean about it (we’re just having fun here)

If you can’t tell, I was a Monster High/ever after high kid And I love writing shit like this

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postgamecontent · 2 months ago

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'Night Slashers: Remake' Switch Review

However baffling it may sometimes be to process, just about every game you can name is someone's favorite. That's something I had to remind myself when trying to understand the very existence of Night Slashers: Remake. The original game is a passable arcade beat 'em up, a gory slice of DECOge that is a fun enough way to kill some time if it's all you have. It's fine, but not something I ever would have thought merited a full-on remake decades later. And yet, here we are. This must be a passion project, because I can't imagine anyone else wanting to put this much effort into Night Slashers. Well, let's see how this turned out.

So, the most obvious thing going on here is that the game has a completely new look. If I had to guess, the developers were inspired by the new style of Streets of Rage 4, because Night Slashers: Remake has a similarly cel-shaded 3D toon appearance. It doesn't look as good here, and I would go so far as to say that this game looks the way some feared Streets of Rage 4 was going to. Some of the models don't blend in with the 2D style properly, and most of them are so stiffly animated that it creates a weirdly inconsistent presentation. It feels really cheap at times, and it makes me wish I could switch back to the original graphics.

I'm also not sure this was the right choice for Night Slashers in particular. By tooning everything up, the gore and grit loses a lot of its power. And that's a bit of a problem, because that over-the-top WHOA gore was a big part of what Night Slashers had going for it. Mechanically, this is just about as standard of a brawler as you can find. Attack, jump, press both together for a special move that uses some of your health. As far as advanced moves go, you can dash, and you can charge up a more powerful attack. Guards are available, but only once your health is too low to do your super attack.

I'd have to go back to the original to check, but my gut feeling here is that the difficulty of the game has been significantly reduced in this Remake. Even at the highest difficulty level, the mob enemies can be ripped to shreds without much effort. You'll occasionally run into bigger fellows that can cause trouble, but they're not too hard to bounce around if you keep on top of them. The bosses are where most of the challenge lies, and even they only have a few patterns at most. The enemy AI just seems completely stupid at times, just standing around or walking in weird directions.

Really, Night Slashers was always a game best enjoyed with others, and it's the same case for the Remake. There's a fourth playable character (hopping over from another Data East game, Fighter's History) who is wholly new to the game, and she's a lot of fun to use. More importantly, she enables an all-new four-player mode. Regrettably, this is local multiplayer only. I guess I've been a bit spoiled by Streets of Rage 4 and Shredder's Revenge, but it's not easy for me to find enough people nearby to fill chairs to play Night Slashers in the current year. Perhaps it is easier for you, however.

While this isn't the fanciest of affairs, there are a few options here to play around with. You can toggle screen shake, character indicators, and bloom. There are some color palettes and filters to choose from. You can pick whether you want the new Remake soundtrack or the original tunes. There's a Music Room where you can listen to both soundtracks at your leisure, and a Custom Game mode where you can set various gameplay options to your liking. There are five different difficulty settings, and the game keeps track of your best scores and times on each.

Night Slashers: Remake is a decent but flawed remake of a game that could itself be described the same way. As beat 'em ups go, this version of the game is perhaps a little too mindless for its own good. I like the new character, the new soundtrack is nifty, and adding a four-player feature is a big boost. On the other hand, I don't know that the new look really fits Night Slashers and it's not pulled off very well at all. For whatever its shortcomings are, I think this is a very earnest effort at remaking a relatively lesser-known game. Maybe that's enough for some.

Score: 3/5

#nintendo switch #reviews #night slashers

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alfiely-art · 11 months ago

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I’ll go ahead and do it.

Makoto Kagutsuchi. Tell me all your thoughts about our silly little goof.

You have unleashed the beast AAAARGH

I'm gonna follow the number prompts but. Be prepared. This is gonna be long.

Okay before I talk about my first impression, you all need to understand. I went into this game almost entirely blind. The only characters I had seen were Yuma and Shinigami (of course), along with the train detectives, Swank, and the NDA (except Yakou). I also skipped the intro. I had no idea that Makoto existed. So. Imagine. I'm playing the game, all concerned about the NDA, and I(Yuma) wake up in this fancy ass bed. Immediately, I think, "is this some wattpad fanfiction? I've been sold to Raincode BTS....". I walk out of the bedroom. The cutscene starts. This skinny, naked little twink with a funky ass mask takes up my screen, giggles, does a bow, and Immediately my heart is stolen. This funky little guy has taken the top spot of my favorites. And he just continues getting better. He's SO eccentric and SO silly. He's ominous and I've decided he is best boy. Then there's the rest of the middest chapter in the game, and I'm feeling bored, then he takes a good scene with Yomi and makes it EVEN BETTER. Teasing what I thought was the big bad, immediately making all the other characters tense- he just. Commanded everyone's attention, in and out of the game. It's very rare for a character to be able to do that, and he just... does it consistently.

I have so many headcanons guys. Can you believe it. Alfie having headcanons about Makoto. Anyways! I think part of the massive walk-in closet he definitely has is dedicated to masks. The masks on his page in the art book and countless others. He also bleaches his hair. Also, I've talked about this before, but I think he had a similar relationship with the previous CEO that Yuma has with Yakou. A mentor of sorts, but definitely not just a boss and his employee dynamic. Oh, and I think he's got cool fangs. What's the point of being a homunculus if you don't get cool animalistic features. Also he is schizospec. Why? Because he's just like me fr. He's got the schizoid dilemma built into him from the ground up

Legitimately I don't think I have any complaints about Makoto. Like. There was never any point where I wasn't absolutely invested in what he was doing and fawning over him. Okay well actually I do have one complaint. Why don't I get to have gumshoe gabs with him, huh? Let me interact more with him. Maybe Yuma was feverish and shit after Makoto rescued him, so he forgot about their interactions. Please. I need it.

MAKOYUMA RAHHHHHH. Okay sorry I'll be normal. Anyway, I really like makoyuma. Sue me. My very first ship was selfcest, I guess I'm returning to my roots. I shipped them from the very moment Makoto showed up because there was just... so much he was hinting at. Of course, my initial theory was that Yuma was a homunculus and Makoto was either number one or closely related to Number One. But it was clear to me that Yuma and Makoto had SOME sort of connection, and I was right. Chapter five made me jaw drop. DESPITE ME GETTING SPOILED FOR MAKOTOS FACE. thanks Google. I still didn't realize what it meant when I saw it while trying to find a picture of Makoto to send to my friend... so it still shocked me. Anyway, Makoyuma just... has so much to it. Whether you're focusing on fluff or angst or hell, even dead dove shit. They can do it all. They're so complicated and I love them for that. They're very close to my heart. Other Makoto ships I enjoy are Makoyomi and, woah rarepairs, makoto + vivia and makoto + desuhiko. Makoyomi is a looney toons ass toxic yaoi and I think makoto and vivia would have a very interesting dynamic (not necessarily romantic), especially since... Makoto orchestrated Yakou's death. And with Makoto and Desuhiko I just like the idea of these goofballs being wacky.

Overall opinion: I have. Not been this obsessed with a character since Kiibo Danganronpa and Scaramouche Genshin. You know hyperfixations? Its like that. But I'm not autistic so it's not a hyperfixation. And mine involves adopting him into my identity. Permanently. Makoto is exactly the type of character I like and I enjoy him immensely. Stan Makoto!!!!

#rain code #master detective archives: rain code #raincode #mdarc #textpost #answering asks #makoto kagutsuchi #raincode spoilers

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gangles-toybox · 2 years ago

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Hi It’s me (with a Drabble request)

back on my joe x orel crap

a first/stolen kiss, perhaps?

Oo sounds cute!! This was really fun to write :3 Things to note: -Incredibly light swearing for once(if it counts, just hell, once) -Joe is trans and faces a little transphobia from Dale, since he calls him her -Note: This was written before I knew Joe and Orel were related

Joe and Orel walked down the hallway one day while heading out to recess, their favorite part of the day. Orel saw something that caught his eye. It looked like a poster sign-up sheet for something new happening at the school that was pinned to the community corkboard. He stopped in his tracks and Joe sighed because he just had to stop. Well, he could walk on, but Orel would just call him back anyways so what was the point?

Orel quickly read the poster inside his own mind colosseum, like reading off a teleprompter.

“Greetings students of Diamora Elementary! It is I, the great Dale Armature(you may remember me from the last play I did-ok maybe don’t remember), anyways I am proposing that we do a Romeo and Juliet play. However, I need a face like yours in it so sign up if you are interested.”

Next to it, there was a photo of himself shrugging while looking awkwardly into the camera with the same art style as the Uncle Sam poster.

Orel happily signed his name onto the loose-leaf paper. He didn’t know who he would be, considering he was Judas of all people last time, he just hoped he wouldn’t be Tybalt.

“The hell’s that?” Joe asked after Orel wrote down his name.

“It’s for Romeo and Juliet! You should sign up!”

He recoiled a bit. He never did like being out on stage the first time it came around. “Why should I? You already know who they’ll cast me as anyways…”

“Oh…?” Orel took a moment to remember. “Oh…well there’s no guarantee, Joe! I think you could be a fine Romeo!”

“...” He took a moment to think. Ordinarily, he would just punch Orel in the arm and play tetherball with him at recess. However, he had heard from his sister that his mom really tried to go to the last one, despite him having a rather small role, but couldn’t due to work. This is the least he could do for her. He rolled his eyes and scribbled his name down.

“Can we go to recess now?”

“Yea! It’s just…golly! I can’t wait to rehearse with you.”

“Don’t get your hopes up…that’s if we get accepted.”

“I guess so…”

They headed out to recess as the play was at the forefront of Orel’s mind and at the back of Joe’s. Over the course of a week or so, enough people had signed up, surprisingly, and the show was going to happen. Everyone-well, everyone who was interested-gathered around the corkboard to see what the official cast list said around recess time. Orel and Joe were some of the last ones there, but they couldn’t believe what they saw.

Mercutio - Doughy Latchkey

Benvolio - Tommy Littler

Tybalt- Kid One

Rosaline- Christina Posabule

Paris- Marionetta Jones

Romeo- Orel Puppington

Orel smiled to himself before reading onward, though he didn’t recognize some of the characters.

Juliet - Joe Secondopionsion

As people read to the bottom of the list, there was some murmured giggling, since although they found it funny, they didn’t want to die, they did find it a bit humorous that the biggest bully at school was going to play a princess.

“Shut the hell up you goofy toons!” Joe shouted haphazardly while sticking his tongue out like his signature punctuation mark. Everyone who was gathered around quickly scattered out like a group of rats as they discussed what roles they had amongst each other. Sure, they were used to his usual outbursts, but it never came out all at once like that before.

Joe’s tune turned sour pretty quickly once everyone left. “...” He looked at Orel. He didn’t know why but he just found a bit of comfort in him, or his eyes, hard to say really. “...do ya think I can get away with just wearing this?”

Orel shrugged. He was supportive of him, of course, but he wasn’t sure at all. After all, Juliet is a princess and princesses do wear dresses after all. “Maybe we can talk to the director guy after school.”

“Thanks…” He gave the faintest hint of a smile.

They went on about their day, learning academics and religion alike. Eventually, after school came and they both walked into the auditorium where Dale was practicing some dramatic music on the piano. As they approached he jumped like a wet cat, not expecting people.

“Mr. Armature?”

“Yes, Orel?” He turned to look at him swiftly. “What’s up? Excited to get your script already?”

“Well…I am but we came to speak to you about…costume design…”

“Yours or hers?”

Joe stared daggers at him, it happened all the time and still annoyed him to no end. Not that he could do much about it though without being burnt at the stake.

“Uh…hers…I guess. About Juliet’s costume, what does she wear?”

“A dress, why?”

“Well…couldn’t Juliet wear…just a t-shirt and pants or something…” Orel said as he trailed off.

Dale looked at him blankly, like he was crazy.

“I-I mean uh-” He stammered, trying to come up with an excuse.

It was now Joe’s turn to look at Dale blankly. “Does it really matter what I wear as long as I act the best? Plus I’m allergic to most fabrics anyways other than the ones in t-shirts and jeans.” Joe lied confidently.

Dale shrugged. “Whatever…do whatever you want, kid. Just means more money for the other costumes…and food if this thing falls under.” He said the last part under his breath, before clearing his throat. “Anyways, here are your scripts, you two.”

They said their thanks and spent the next 3 weeks or so going over all the lines with others, by themselves, and with each other. Joe didn’t mind as much being a part of the play since there was violence at least, but still, despite that, it didn’t help what role he was given. They were always antsy about doing the last scene before Juliet stabs herself, they talked about it a lot, sure, but they never really came to any conclusion.

The night of the first showing of the play quickly came. Nurse Bendy drove Joe and Bloberta, reluctantly, drove Orel, since Clay was…busy. They dropped them off and they went behind the stage and started rehearsing as the opening scene began.

Throughout the play, there were a couple of slip-ups here and there, but for elementary school kids, it wasn’t too bad of a job. However, during the play, something about the lighting or maybe the fact they had an audience, Joe and Orel’s romantic actions towards one another became more and more genuinely romantic as they grew together. Then came the scene they dreaded.

After Joe ‘poisoned’ himself and fell ‘dead’ in his tomb, Orel stabbed himself with the knife he had slain Kid One with. Orel went over to Joe’s tomb and had to make sure he was truly dead. He hesitated though since the original scene had Romeo check Juliet by kissing her lips to see if she was still alive. He leaned down into the tomb a bit as he looked at Joe.

They shared a look of bewilderment as if neither of them knew it was going to happen. After a few seconds, someone in the audience cleared their throat. Crap. They were taking too long, it would be suspicious if he stayed down there too long for a lot of reasons.

Orel tried to mouth out words quickly ‘Do you want to or-’

Before either of them could whisper out a word to each other, Joe rolled his eyes and pulled on the ruff of his Romeo outfit, and kissed him, albeit briefly. Once Orel did come back up from his momentary confused daze, it was obvious by the shade of his face that he did actually kiss him. He tried to go through the rest of the scene since it was relatively short before he would stab himself.

Joe did the same shortly after and the play was over, with Orel still being beet red. After the show was over, everyone went into the back for a few minutes to celebrate and get something to eat for their troubles.

Orel looked at Joe. “H-Hey Joe…why’d you do that, back there?”

“Isn’t it obvious?”

Orel shook his head.

“I like you, idiot.”

“O-Oh…” He took a bit of time to process. “I-I like you too Joe.”

“Yea I can tell from your face. ‘Til next time.” Despite his cool demeanor, Joe was absolutely melting on the inside from his first kiss, especially being with the boy he loved the most, not that he would ever willingly admit that, of course. He walked out to his mom in the audience.

Orel watched him for a few moments, sighing happily. “...he likes me back…”

The end.

#drabble #moral orel #joe x orel #orel x joe #romeo x juliet au in a way #play #writing #tumblr asks #joe secondopinonson #orel puppington #lucyaskz #lucyfanficz #lucyreqz

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linkstem · 7 months ago

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Introject Ask Game!

1. What's your name and source?

I'm Blue from the The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords manga

2. What type of introject are you? (Fictive, factive, etc.)

I'm a fictive

3. How connected do you feel to your source?

All of it happened to me and stuff so like,,, really connected I guess. I think it really helped us as a system cause it can be interpreted as a really nice DID metaphor... Even though we had no idea we were a system when we read it

4. Do you have any exomemories? What's your favourite one?

I remember my whole sourcce but I dunno about a favorite,,,

5. What do you think of your source's fandom?

I FUCKING LOVE THESE GUYS

6. Do you have any sourcemates in your system?

Red, Green, and Vio!! There's some Zelda fictives from other games/aus I dunno if they count

7. Have you ever met any sourcemates outside your system?

We're friends with a BOTW Link and Zelda, and we know a Saria, we wanna meet more!

8. Have you ever posted/sent a sourcecall anywhere? Did it help you find sourcemates?

I never really felt the need to

9. What do you think are your biggest differences from/similarities to your source?

Uhh it's not really a difference cause I still did all that stuff but I kinda cringe looking back on our source cause I was really different when we first drew the Four Sword. I don't really know how to fight and stuff anymore too, so that kinda sucks

10. Do you like being compared to your source?

Yeah, I mean, that's me!!

11. What's your favourite thing about your source?

I guess the characters, feels kinda weird to call us that, but yeah! The five of us are my favorite thing about it, our interactions make us happy

12. What's your least favourite thing about your source?

FUCK THE GERUDO YOURE SO COOL BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO RACIST FOR JUST STOP BEING RACIST

13. Any funny exomemories?

This one time Green was playing with paper boats in the water and Shadow pushed him in so we all had to jump in after him and try to pull him out!!

14. Does your appearance differ from your source's appearance?

I have more dirty blondeish hair than my canon hair, and the side part is styled kinda different? And I wear blue earrings!

15. What other role, if any, do you have in the system?

We're still figuring all that out, I think I might be a caretaker though.

16. If you could go back to the life you had in your exomemories/source, would you?

HAHA FUCK NO I have a super cool boyfriend and extended found family now

Seriously though? I miss the castle and stuff, if I could take him and all my other friends with me I would totally go back, Hyrule beats this place any day

17. Does this universe differ at all from the one in your exomemories/source?

Yeah theres fucking weird new technology and sland i DONT understand and there's a SEVERE LACK OF COOL SWORDS AND HORSES AND SHIT

18. What's your favourite clothing item/ accessory that the system owns?

I like our blue scarf!

19. Do you have any merch of your source?

We have Toon Link and Toon Zelda plushies...

20. Do you ever get homesick? If yes, what do you do to deal with it?

Not reallyy, I mean its better but I dont really dwell on it, the people matter more than the place and I have all the people

21. What songs remind you of your source?

Those Hyrule Lofi things are cool

22. What activities/things remind you of your source?

Playing Breath of the Wild? That kinda feels like cheating though

23. Do you like engaging with your source/ content about it?

Yeah!! Everyones so funny and sometimes fan stuff helps me remember things I forgot

24. Have you ever created content related to your source? (Art, fanfiction, etc.)

Yeah, our host likes to draw so we make a lot of drawings and stuff, I like doing whiteboards with our friends. We also used to "roleplay" before we knew we were actually just plural

25. How do you feel about doubles?

I mean, there's already four of me so I'm kinda numb to it, I've met other Blue kinnies and stuff, they're cool!

#legend of zelda fictive #fictive ask game #dissociative identity disorder #link's house #blue 🫐#FUCK YEAH I DID IT #some of these were hard #this was fun though

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marinerainbow · 2 years ago

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No one asked, but here are some headcannons for the one and only,

~Jessica Rabbit~

(Why isn't this GIF used more often? No joke, she looks amazing here (then again she looks amazing in the whole movie))

I've seen people headcannon Jessica is asexual, and that's definitely awesome to see! However, I personally think she's demisexual. In one of the canon Roger Rabbit shorts, specifically 'Tummy Trouble', at the end we see Jessica actually instigate/suggest pattycake to Roger. And it wasn't in the cartoon she was starring in with him, it was after they were off set. So it does look like she does enjoy that sort of thing, but only with her husband. Again, I'm not ragging on anyone who sees her as ace, this is just my personal opinion.

I saw a post on here saying that Jessica's maiden name might be Krupnik, and that implies she's Jewish. And honestly, regardless if that's canon, I like it. I'll have to look into it more. Not necessarily a personal headcannon I guess, but I'll still add it.

Jessica wants to be a baker someday. Yes her main job is a singer and actress, but her real dream is to own a bakery. So far she's just baked for Roger and their neighbors, but she's getting there. And it's not just baked goods, she's a master with the frying pan. Cooking dinner together is one of hers and Roger's favorite at home dates (Disney, where's the Jessica Rabbit restaurant?)

This one i highly doubt is canon and I imagine would be difficult to figure out how it would work for toons, but I'll still share. Her hair kind of looked like it was ready to fly off when she and Eddie were driving out of Toontown, and that led me to this headcannon: Jessica has alopecia. She usually just sticks with red hair, but she'll wear different wigs based on what character she'll play in a cartoon (maybe it was Jessica playing as Hello Nurse from animaniacs?). And you all know Roger supports and adores her anyway and helps take care of her wigs. (I do know that some people just have wide foreheads or hairline, and I can see that with Jessica too! I just like imagining Roger reassuring Jessica she's beautiful no matter what).

I'm nor sure why, I have no reason to think this, but I like the idea that she and Smartass used to be friends before the events of the movie. Who knows, maybe he gave her relationship advice from his last marriage. I'm not sure what would have happened between them, (aside from you know, framing her husband for murder and trying to get him killed), but I do crack-headcannon that he wasn't her best man (man of honor?) at the wedding, and that's what made them enemies.

I think that Jessica genuinely likes to be beautiful. She doesn't like the attention and judgment that comes with it of course, but frankly that says more about the people around her than her herself. She likes putting on her makeup in the morning, she likes wearing her dresses, she likes styling herself. And not just her own cosmetics, I can imagine she likes picking out new furniture for the house (not all the time, just when it's needed), and she loves helping Roger put together his outfit for the day. There's nothing wrong with styling oneself, and Jessica can preach to the choir on that one.

Speaking of the choir, Jessica volunteers at singing classes to help others with their own voices. She's a very sweet teacher and will offer tips on how to stretch your voice or sing those high notes without strainging yourself too much (What if this is how she and Roger met? He went to a class she was helping out in, and they hit it off?).

This was seen somewhat in the squeal comic Resurrection of Doom. I think Jessica has a soft spot for horror films. Specifically the classic horror films like Frankenstein or Dracula. She's not a die hard horror fan, but she does enjoy them from time to time. She knows Roger doesn't like them though, so she won't force him to watch them with her. But of course, he loves her just as much as she loves him, so he'll still watch them with her, as long as she holds him during the scary scenes.

This is kind of a darker headcannon; just mentions of drugging, but proceed with caution. In the club, or when she's out, she'll keep an eye out for any suspiciously fizzy or cloudy drinks. She has lost count of how many times she's caught someone trying to roofie somebody else, and she'll teach others how to look out for bad drinks. She mentions in the deleted scene that someone tried to break in her dressing room once, so who knows how many times someone tried to drug her as well? Needless to say, she doesn't play around with that shit (if I could draw, I would definitely draw her punching a roofie user in the face)

Any questions anyone has, I'm more than happy to answer! ^^

#Jessica Rabbit #WFRR #Who Framed Roger Rabbit #my own headcannons #Disney #demisexual #LGBTQ #Roger Rabbit #alopecia #Smartass Weasel #Toon Patrol #keep an eye out for Roger headcannons #of course i cant post just Jessica and not post Roger.#tw drug mention #Disney Heros

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beepbeepbeepjeep · 1 year ago

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Story details !!

Take 2 . smh. this one is super long so we’ll keep the additional things under the cut !!

The Magic School Jeep takes place a little over a decade after the original events of Ride the Cyclone. It follows the story of Savannah and five other strangers who just so happened to be in the same tragic road accident. Post-revival, Savannah still has ghosts of the past (and the present) haunting her. How will she deal with going from feeling as if she knows nothing, to suddenly feeling like she knows too much?

We’re also given the chance to explore the eventful lives and interpersonal issues of a whole new cast of characters, each carrying their own form of emotional baggage.

Join them on a jeepney journey through space as they recount their lives through detailed flashbacks, touching heart-to-hearts, and a healthy-ish amount of trauma dumping. <3

By the end, they’re faced with the same dilemma. Who do they bring back?

What will they do once presented with this decision? Why does it feel like there’s something (or someone) watching and waiting in the wings? How does this game of life and death really work? Is it worth it, in the end?

All these questions we hope to answer in a story about acceptance and healing, with a dash of humor and a sprinkling of queerness (as all narratives should have) (it's. way more than a sprinkling tbh. it's like a whole truckload of queerness). Thank you for indulging us in this already extremely self-indulgent story! We are cringe, but we are free.

additional notes!

there are different ways / iterations of the life games across time. this is important !!

even though this story is built off the events of ride the cyclone, we of course will NOT be maintagging any of these posts as rtc or ride the cyclone for obvious reasons

we view jane doe, savannah, and penny lamb as separate (but interconnected) individuals. this is for the sake of avoiding confusion.

yes, they are in a filipino jeepney. yes, this story is still set in Uranium City, Saskatchewan which is canonically located in Canada. How does this make any modicum of sense? Good question. Anyways.

Silly Interview-style Character Intros

+ ref pics! made with hellosunnycore's toon me! picrews :3 more accurate drawn ref pics coming soon ,, hopefully,, @ pastaboy. (he's the one typing this)

🌔 savannah dean (19)

she/they

5’8”

July 17

Cancer

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

Ah. Yes, I had my dollies. They sit above my bed and they all have names. Sometimes the names feel... familiar, but I lose my string of thought before I can figure out how.

Favorite musical?

It's been a while since I've listened to a musical, or music in general, but Phantom of the Opera is lovely.

What helps you sleep at night?

Uh, I don't get as much sleep as I used to, unfortunately. I know that doesn't answer the question, sorry.

🐛 beau balquenn (18)

(his hair is supposed to be bleached at the ends sob)

he/him

5’10”

January 11

Capricorn

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

Uh. Well... there's these, I guess. Butterfly earrings. They're really old. I painted them years ago. The very few who talked to me asked where I got them... I never came up with an answer.

Favorite musical?

... I am not proud of this answer but it's Be More Chill.

Can ghosts be gay?

Like the song? I'm gay and kind of a ghost, so... yeah, I guess?

🍂 tauny hep (18)

he/him

5’6”

November 1

Scorpio

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

Do I really have to answer this? Fine. I still carry an old pick around in the back of my phone. It's kinda funny cuz it's not even mine. I borrowed it from. Someone. A long time ago. Shit hit the fan before I thought to return it. It's a little scuffed now but, I don't know, I never bothered getting rid of it.

Favorite musical?

I don't LIKE musicals >:( ... Jesus Christ Superstar

First song you learned on the guitar?

There's this song, uh, Good Kid? It's pretty easy to play. I think that was the first. I don't know where it's from though. (Voice offscreen: Hey, you know that's from a musical, right?) ... FUCK OFF.

🍄 ascot mosbirm (18)

they/them

5’4”

August 15

Leo

Favourite keepsake from when you were alive?

I remember this one time I went downtown to buy a bottle of booze. I didn't really mean to, it was a-... spur of the moment thing, you know? Not like it mattered anyway since drinking laws in this shithole are stupid. I was going to save it for the day of my 19th but. I suppose that's out of the question now, hm?

(yes i know that's wine next to them in the pic shhhh - pastaboy)

Favourite musical?

Coldplay. (That's just... not a musical.) Is it not? They make music, don't they? (... well. yes. but-)

Do you get a lot of comments on your accent?

[Sigh] Unfortunately yeah. It gets a wee bit annoying at times, especially if people are being weird. Though once in a while it earns a laugh, so if it's funny I'll put up with it.

🌷 lizabel mayam (18)

she/her

5’5”

June 4

Gemini

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

Oh! Well, I don't know if this is a keepsake? But ever since I was around seven, I've carried around this little tote bag. It has all the essentials— water, first aid, stuff like that. It was pretty much a necessity back then since my younger siblings were always getting into some kind of trouble. My parents weren't always present either, with their work and other things so, I've just hanged onto it and haven't really stopped.

Favorite musical?

Do Disney movies count? (On a technicality, I suppose they have to. Any specific favorite?) Oh, I don't know, there are a lot of good ones. Um, Tangled? If I had to pick. (... Alright. At least it's not Coldplay-) Wait, who said Coldplay? (Ascot.) Awwh, of course they would. :)

Are you... you know?

... um no? I do not know? I really don’t understand what you mean.

📘 cato linn (19)

he/any

5’11

August 28

Virgo

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

... I don't like this question. But since I'm being forced to answer; I have this pen I received as a birthday present when I was 10. I still keep it in my pocket as a good luck charm and for— memories, I guess. It doesn’t even write anymore, it ran out of ink years ago. Nevermind, it’s stupid. I should throw it away.

Favorite musical?

I saw a local production of Lés Miserables when I was a kid. I can’t recall much but I know I enjoyed it. I don’t have time to see many musicals nowadays.

Favorite bone in the human body?

??? This one is just strange. Of all the medical questions you could’ve asked, why this one? Nevermind. If I absolutely had to pick, I’d say the... pelvis? It’s a rather important bone. I don’t know if that qualifies as a favourite but I’m not sure how else to answer.

☂️ “The Mannequin” (?)

he/it

???

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

I was never alive. Though if you're asking for a keepsake, I'll have to say my hat. I can't exactly take it off, but if I could, I would feel bald. So.

Favorite musical?

The Muppets.

Favorite Muppet?

I would just like to say first that I AM NOT A MUPPET... however. I am particularly fond towards the purple one. With the schnozz.

🌒 “The Child” (10)

she/they

4’2”

???

Favorite keepsake from when you were alive?

Sticker sheets!! I love stickers. Especially colorful ones. I think they’re Neat.

Favorite musical?

Starship! (By starkid?) Uh, yeah? What about it? (Is that appropriate for your age?) Ummmm, no. (How’d you even find that? That’s so out of your age range.) Ummmmmm-

Favorite ice cream flavor?

The purple one! :D

Yippee! That's all, I think. If you couldn't already tell, this is all very self-indulgent. We are cringe, but we are free. :3 Speaking of We!!! Admin Introductions coming soon! probably! maybe. It's pride month and we're officially heading into summer break, so they have no excuse. 😇

#Heck Inc HQ #mindmaps #bold Franklin Gothic

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slashingdisneypasta · 9 months ago

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I just watch Good Day For It... I have so many thoughts!!

With how it was set up, it felt like an indie film, or one of those shows with an hour+ runtime per episode. I had to double check the that this was a on-its-own movie. I don't mean that in a bad way at all! I kinda hoped it was so we could get more story and action XD but it was just- executed sooo well! By the halfway point, I was surprised that Emily hadn't been kidnapped and Luke had to go rescue her. The movie focused on them and their relationship and her getting the answers she needed. No unnecessary drama or action needed to keep us at the edge of our seats. I absolutely love how you can see what the characters are thinking through their emotions and expressions- especially Luke!!!! And I was so so so relieved when we got that happy ending of the family reunited. No prison or death for Luke, Emily and Sarah can get all their answers and hopefully they'll be one bug happy family again ^^

Hec and Rose? Do I need to say anything?? They are the BEST supporting cast ever. Hands down. I need Rose and Reba to hang out. I need more Hec and Rose banter. I need more of Hec not just flirting with Rose and genuinely caring for her. I. Need. Them.

And of course, I can't forget the thugs you- and now I- love. First of all; Norman is my favorite. He's just.... Hooooooo fuck. I need him. I need that man. So in control? So level headed yet dangerous at the same time??? Lord have mercy (it doesn't help at all that I'm 99% sure that this is the same guy who played Foxy. WHAT IS IT WITH THAT MAN AND HIS VOICE!?)

As we can see, this is yet another case of me falling in love with the sidekick/accomplice of the one you're in love(?) With. First buck and Harper, then Big Bad and Granny. Greasy and Psycho, Otis and Baby/Rufus. And now Norman and Wayne. What other team/duo are we going to fall for next? XD

Secondly, all these guys KILLED their roles. Oh my god, they really bring a whole new level to the movie when they're on screen. The tension is so thick, you could cut it with a butter knife. They just.... Ohhh my god, I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!

Thirdly... Ok the fact that Robert England's character was dealt with by smashing a plate on his head 🤣🤣🤣 I'm sorry, a plate smashing can do serious damage (especially to an old man *cough*) but- the other two got shot, but it's this toon of a man that's finished off with a dish. Please tell me I'm not the only one who found that funny XDDD

And finally.... ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT WAYNES EGG COMMENT, BUT NONE OF YA'LL TALKING ABOUT ANY OF LYLES LINES!?!? I don't like that egg comment either, it made my skin crawl too 😅 But believe me, I would take THAT any day over what Lyle said towards Emily, "You like 'em young, eh?"//"So she's legal, now?"//*keeps touching Emily*//I'll let my new girlfriend explain."//"Your sick kid turned into this?"//"Well, I already paid for it." 🤢🤢🤢 Emily my girl I am so sorry. Lyle, I am going to throw you OUTTA THAT WINDOW MYSELF! YOU AND YOUR BOYS CAN COME CATCH THESE HANDS-

All in all, I loved this movie!!! I'm definitely gonna watch it again. And I need to re-read your 'Good day for it' content now, too XD

I could not wait to answer this Sarah. So hi, I'm reporting from the trenches bus stop XD

I'm so jazzed you watched the movie and liked it!!! YES!! I'm absolutely hyperfixated at the moment XD

Right?? I thought it was gonna take forevor to get through it when I started it but the pace was actually really good?? Nothing in it seems like boring filler- and if it is slow, it's just building up tension! XD

I'm also bummed there isn't any more ): I guess though it's a good thing, cuz Norman-Dale-and-Wayne wouldn't be in it ):): (well... maybe Wayne. I HAVE THEORIES. yes they live in the bickerman twins au.)

Yesssss, it has a happy ending and I'm so happy for it XD Happy endings are so underrated 😅😆😄 Just let them be happy!!! Let there be some optimism that they'll get it together and fix everything and everything can be forgiven and everything will be good ^^ 💛💛💛

YES ROSE AND HEC!!! OH MY GOODNESS. THEY ARE THE KINDA PROTAG/SIDE CHARACTERS I LOVE. The well-meaning banter?? The old married couple vibes spliced with the hard-to-get/trying forevor combination??? WAHH!! They're so good XDD I love how Hec is flirty but he's not creepy or threatening. Rose can say no as many times as she likes and he'll make her laugh <3 And- when he came to be Rose's back up against Wayne and Dale??? AGH I was so nervous for them both but so happy to see him come XDD

And the fact that the Sheriff is basically their son??? XDDDD I just thought I'd chuck that in.

... I TOTALLY CALLED IT!! I KNEW YOUR FAVOURITE WAS GONNA BE NORMAN XDD (and yes, that's Richard Brake which means it is absolutely Foxy XD ) I need to make more gifs of that man for you XD He is so pretty <3 And yes- s o in control. That bit where he warns Hec and Rose and Luke that t h e y don't want any trouble?? JEEZ, MAN, BE CAREFUL OF MY DAMN OVARIES, WILL YA??

I was totally about to say 'actually, miraculously my favourite is not the robert englund character this time, i like dale', but i couldn't even think it XD I am s o into Dale for some reason, but 'Dale' kept on getting autocorrected to 'Wayne' when I was drafting this responce in my head XD I obviously love Wayne 🙄😅 (he's under jim and stuart though... but, still, above ink and buckman which is saying something), and YES! YOU'RE RIGHT!! THAT IS OUR PATTERN!! Haha 🤣🤣🤣 I love that XDDD Who is next on our raydar?? 🤔🤔🤔 XD Hmmm XD

'I wish I watched this movie sooner so I could appreciate your writing of them more!' oh there will be more. dont you worry. i have so much in my head; its like when I was into Mr Snake and I kept churning out ideas for him every night XD Wayne x Reader's, Dale x Reader's, N o r m a n x readers... 👀*pointed look at you* // *cough* also Poly!Wayne x Reader x Dale x Norman.

Omg... right??? XDD I've been thinking about Wayne getting the plate, too 🤣 Its too funny. Thats a bit I really wanna gif. When I first watched I honestly I kept thinking we were gonna get a post credits scene of him getting up and brushing the plate bits off himself, chuckling. I've been spoiled by Lake Placid XD

'AND FINALLY'-- I DUNNO ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE BUT I FOR ONE WAS NOT MENTIONING THAT B E C A U S E ITS SO MUCH WORSE 🤣😭🤣😭🤣 Oh my lordddd. At least Wayne's entertaining. Lyle is pure terror. I keep fantasising about him saying horrible things like that to me and one of the others sticking up for me~~ 💛💕^^💕💛 I m u s t admit though- god is that actor good. Oh my god. My skin was crawling and I wanted to punch him. That is g o o d shit. The twisted little creature writer in me is loving it; she wants more. Like with Otis. I'm thinking oh s h i t oh shit oh shit, this writer isn't pulling any punches. I kneel. I just think its s u c h an art, to make horrible disgusting characters and thats why I get SO PUMPED when someone compliments my ability to make my characters gross XD ITS JUST??? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh XDDD I cant even. But yes- Lyle's lines.

They're terrible XD I WILL JOIN YOU. LETS KICK HIS ASS.

I'm soooooo glad you loved the movie!! It, and Titanic, are my current hyperfixation's so its a good thing you got on board- its gonna be all over your dash and notifs for a bit XD Do you wanna be tagged for Norman content? XD

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