#can you atleast get a job pls

[snyban]

got to know what jjk is all about, and I like it

[astrobiscuits]

Astrocartography notes

🌍 Do you want to study abroad? Work abroad? Your MC lines show what domain to pursue:

Sun MC: photographer, actor; check the planet ruling your Sun's zodiac sign for more details

Moon MC: nurse, preschool/elementary teacher, childcare worker/nanny, doula, housekeeper

Mercury MC: librarian, language teacher, speech language pathologist, translator, working in academia, journalist, PR agent, receptionist, secretary, architect, economist, comedian

Venus MC: modelling, artist, fashion designer, hairstylist, makeup artist, art director, interior designer, garden designer, florist, wedding planner

Mars MC: surgeon, firefighter, working at the police, sportsman (the type of sport depends on the zodiac sign Mars is in your birth chart, for ex. Mars in Pisces = football, swimming; Mars in Libra = gymnastics); fitness instructor

Jupiter MC: international driver (driving to your Jupiter MC line brings bonusess💰💰), flight attendant, hotel manager, tour guide, philosopher

Saturn MC: general practitioner, dentist, law, working in the Parliament, working in public institutions, business (CEO), historian, construction worker

Uranus MC: STEM (engineering, ecology sciences, biology), electrician, weather presenter, astronomer/astrophysicist, astrologer, sociology, social worker, advocate for human rights/activist

Neptune MC: choreographer, scenographer, film/theater director, actor, ballet dancer, music composer, rehabilitation worker, bartender, yoga instructor, meditation teacher, reiki practitioner

Pluto MC: adult actor, therapist, psychiatrist, any job regarding forensics (detective, toxicologist, forensic accountant etc.), embalmer, funeral director, loan officer, research analyst

🌍 If you have no astrocartography lines passing through the country you lived for most of your life, you probably don't feel at home in that country and have always wanted to relocate to another country

🌍 When you have atleast 2 lines "conjuncting" each other through a certain country, the planet that is more dominant in your birth chart will have a higher effect in astrocartography

🌍 Mercury IC line can show where one of your siblings or cousins relocate at some point during their life

🌍 If you're a girl and you have daddy issues (hey, we don't judge here!!), travelling to Saturn DSC line will likely bring you lots of opportunities of meeting your perfect partner, but also harsh lessons regarding control in a relationship (this is a good line for you to heal your daddy issues)

🌍 If you want to meet your future spouse and you (personally) find international guys attractive, travelling to Jupiter DSC line is a very good idea. Your future spouse might also be a foreigner in that country, just like you :)

🌍 Sun ASC line shows you where you can find your life's purpose. Also your depression:📉📉 0%, while your happiness:📈📈 100% (unless your Sun is in your 8th or 12th house, then the mental health effect is the complete opposite)

🌍 You could give birth on your Moon IC line😳 or your mom could have given birth to you on that line

🌍 Venus ASC line shows you where you could take lots of pictures (of yourself, of the sightseeings). Also, where you could get diabetes where you will want to try every type of sweets you find there

🌍 You will either get very drunk, consume drugs or smoke some weird shit on your Neptune ASC line (pls take care of your health)

🌍 You could randomly meet an ex or someone who resembles your ex while travelling to your Chiron DSC line

[livinahey]

Random astro obs bcs y not

Warning ⚠️ mentions of abuse and trauma

scorpio luminaries & luminaries aspect to pluto (especially harsh aspect) almost be always know when something/someone is gonna do no good to you. If they warn you ab something then just follow them. Bcs what they say is scarily often end up being true

Also, if from the first meet these natives STRONGLY dislike you even though you didnt do anything then yeah.... Youre the problem lol. No matter if youre everyone crush, everyone sweetheart, or whatever is that. Again, like I said before, they seems to always know when something/someone is not good

These natives can also scared of themselves bcs of this

I think we admire ppl who have our mars sign as their sun sign

Sag sun with water moon women makes the loyal partner 🥺🤧 be it business partner, in friendship, or as a lover. Don't leave them.

When you see mars square pluto native gets bad mood or even angry.... RUN

Bcs they can be so violent at that time and you dont want to see that

Same goes to cap moon 💀

Women with moon square bml (black moon lilith) always have the best glow ups ✨✨🤧 im so proud (and bit jealous lol) of you dear

Mercury in leo degrees (5, 17, 29) being sooooo charming. They be say "hi" only and you already weak(???) lol

Leo venus 🤝 cant go a day without boasting what they love, be it their hobbies, their job, their loved ones, their pet, or even the place where they live lol. So passionate

I'm not surprised if theyre the one that have many posts on their social media account

Ppl with big 6 at 6 degrees (virgo degree) can be seen as villain

Moon conjunct jupiter synastry: when the moon person getting humiliated/disrespect, the jupiter person be defending the moon person. Also, the moon person can have soft spot for the jupiter person

Natal aspects to sun i like are sun conjunct mars and sun-pluto any major aspects. The word "sexy" is literally made for them lol.

TW ABUSE

women with cap or cancer mars plsssss check again the man you choose to date or even marry. Bcs i often see these women end up experience being abused severely by their man in their relationship. Men often being intimidated by these women yet still wanna date them. These women do dating man that seems cool and amazing or even adorable person outside BUT UNFORTUNATELY it turns out that the man are the worst person ever. At worst case, the man's family dislike these women due to jealousy towards them. No matter how bad these women get treated by the man, the man's family will still defend the man and treated these women as if theyre the problem 💔

Also, these women can dealing with fucking crazy men that cannot accept being rejected by them atleast once in their life. Scary af

Gemini moon/mars are naturally funny without even trying ✋😭

Sag/pisces rising 🤝 always have ppl crushing over them and even become worshipping them

Libra rising are so beautiful and it seems unbelievable

Cancer rising and their terrible mood swing 🤕 yet still look like the most calm and unbothered person ever

Mercury-bml aspects culture is having what they say being questioned. And if they have sun-uranus aspects too then.... Good luck trying to understand them 🥴

Mercury-bml aspects is underrated funny placements imo. They be say questionable thing but idk i find it funny tho 😩

Scorpio rising and having traumatic experience/memories when they young that seems keep haunting them even until they become old :(

Also they often get disappointed by their family :( they can give all their family members a mountain of gold, being so kind to them to the point they forgetting their own needs and this scorpio rising still getting unappreciated & bad treatment. PLS APPRECIATE SCORPIO RISING IN UR LIFE !!❤‍🩹🫂 they are one of sincere people that often attracts evil eye that doesnt wanna see them being success

Whats with earth rising and having this disgusted/judging look 🥲

They can look at you normally and you will feel that theyre judging you even if they arent

Sag rising and leo rising 🤝 having beef with eachother

Same goes to taurus sun x gemini sun

Cap sun x virgo sun friendship be the weird yet funny pair

Every leo placement always have virgo placement in their life

They can have love-hate relationship with eachother tho lol.

And the same goes to every cap placement that always have aries placement in their life

You either love the opposite sex that has the same mars sign as you OR going "mehh" of them

Earth rising 🤝 secured financially. Maybe you never catched them worry ab not having money to save their life

Hey thank you for reading this so far!! I do these obs not bcs I wanna gain followers or what but bcs I found these things give me joy hehe ✌🏻 english isnt my first language so apologize for any grammar mistakes. be safe out there!! 🫂✨

[nyc-pizza-rat]

saw @bloodydeanwinchester's tags on this post so

*TW: SUICIDE IDEATION TYPICALLY DISCUSSED IN RELATION TO THIS EPISODE PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES*

dean's always hated being stabbed. god, he'd have taken a bullet to his head over this any day. what's one last thing that doesn't go his way, he thinks.

it's uncomfortable, is the thing. the hurt, he'll take it. it's nothing he doesn't deserve, nothing he hasn't had before. but the feeling of metal slicing your innards, it's a bitch of a thing. you can never get used to it.

Atleast, he thinks, Sam's here. Atleast, he's able to say goodbye. Atleast he's not alone.

His nerves are all alight, pain painting him bright from the inside, but dean can feel the finality of this burst. it's all too fast and too slow, all at once. dean thinks about being four and the sharp sunlight waking him in his room, his sheets with hot wheels on them. he thinks about baby's headlights shining through thin motel curtains. thinks about....about angels and gods and all that blue light behind his own eyes. he thinks if this is how.. how cas felt, when dean had been stupid and cowardly , when he'd let Lucifer get to him, that night in Washington. he wonders if his soul feels like this too, all sharp angels and live current. he wonders what cas ever saw in him, why he ever tried to save him, even in hell. wishes he could see him, one last time. that wouldn't have been all that terrible.

Still, he thinks. Sam's here. Sam's here. Sam's okay.

he jolts into himself, and realizes that he's been talking, that he's been saying something to sam. he doesn't even know. dean is unraveling. he can feel his body emptying, the slickness of blood at his back.

he grabs at his brother, fists a hand in his chest. Sam's face is twisted in sorrow. Fuck. I love you, little guy, he thinks. then, fuck, don't let me go. i don't want to go. shit's never happened the way he wanted it to, but this is something else. Atleast. well, atleast he's gonna end up in the empty. that's what Billie promised him, right? Atleast he'll be with cas.

Still, Still. he's only human, and he's drowning in his own blood, can smell it, can taste it, it's everywhere, it's —

"I need you to.... to tell me... that it's okay," he says, and his voice comes out trembling, panicked. terrified. God. "I need you to tell me that it's okay."

his brother turns away from him, and dean can't hear him over the ringing in his ears, but he knows the stubborn bastard, the way his shoulders lift. God. God. Cas.

"Look at me," he pleads. "I need... I need..." he can't breathe. god, he can't breathe. "Please, Sam. I need you to tell me that it's okay."

Sam's face swims to the front of his line of sight, all warped like it's on the other side of a fishbowl. dean clutches at his brother harder. tries to, anyway. he's so tired. he's so fucking tired.

his fingers slip.

Something warm, and sam holds him in place.

"Dean...," and in another world, dean would've made fun of the blubbering mess he's become. would've teased him for caring so much about his stupid older brother. "it's okay. It's okay. i— I got you."

it's crazy, dean thinks, that it helps. the tone of his brother's voice. his face, even warped and cracking open with grief. dean raised this kid, and it was a bitch of a job, and man, did he hate it at times, but look at sam now. he did good. he did so good. he did —

dean goes under like he's being put to sleep. almost easy, almost soft. Thanks, he thinks, the last coherent thought in his head. Thanks, kid.

~

He wakes up on a road. The sun shines down bright like it's the start of summer, and there's this pleasant warmth in the air. the world around him is golden, stretching into the horizon on flat land where it meets the brown mounds of the black hills. dean blinks up at the mountains, a strange chill crawling down his spine.

"You're here early," a familiar voice says, and dean turns to find himself standing in front of Bobby's porch. light's drenched this whole place, too, making the wood panelling look blond. Bobby's fucking smiling. Shit. Shit.

dean's starting to feel disoriented, almost.

"And what's 'here' supposed to be, exactly?"

Bobby frowns, his smile slipping. he looks at dean like he's a right fool. "Heaven, dean," he says. "where else'd you think you'd go?"

dean thought.... Fuck. there's a strange emptiness pushing at the inside of dean's skin. he feels like he's been put together upside down. Billie.... Billie....

Billie's in the empty, and fuck. maybe grudges don't get passed down to the new death. fuck. fuck.

Dean stumbles to the porch steps, crumples on them when he can't go further. Absently, he's aware of Bobby moving behind him, the creaking of his rocking chair, his footsteps on the wood.

he stares out at the grass, the outline of the mountains, the clear blue sky. it's beautiful. it's nothing. it's empty. fuck. fuck. what the hell is dean supposed to do now. without — what the hell is he supposed to do?!

Bobby's hand is warm on his shoulder. dean feels small, the way he leans into it, the way he kinda wants to cry.

"what's wrong, dean?" Bobby asks, and his voice is all wrong , like he's tried to scrape the gruffness out of it and badly. dean could laugh. but. fuck. fuck.

why the hell is he here? why is he here?!

he swallows. shit's never really gone his way in life, so why would it in death? he swallows again. says, "i don't know, Bobby."

Me, he thinks. I'm what's wrong.

"i don't know."

[archermind]

sickness and soup

Spencer Reid x f!Reader

Description: You have called Hotch and told him you are unwell, making you unable to come into work today. Soon after you ended the call, there was a knock at your front door… to your surprise it was Spencer. Spencer was tasked by Hotch with the role of making sure you get better.

Content: fluff, fluff, and more fluff!

Author Note: this is my first time having a go at doing this. If anyone has any suggestions or feedback, feel free to offer it to me. (pls i beg lol) i hope you enjoy <3

Working in the BAU can be pretty intense. Some of the main things I find difficult about my job are cases involving children, when the unsub is a sick and twisted psychopath and the worst of them all… calling my boss when I feel sick. I will be honest there is no easy way to call Aaron Hotchner and tell him you can’t make it to work. I would drag myself limbless and bloody into Quantico just to avoid having to tell Hotch “I can't make it in today, sorry!” 

After the long awkward phone call of having to explain to Hotch why I will be missing the day off work, I sat pondering if I was just a hypochondriac or better yet a baby to the familiar enemy of every woman, my period. I had been up through the night, hurling acidic bile up into the toilet bowl from the pain of womanhood tearing up my insides. Periods are a bitch. 

My phone pinged from the living room as I was brushing my teeth for what felt like the hundredth time. My feet plodded from the bathroom through to the living room. I smiled as I saw the notification on my phone. ‘Garcia<3’. I opened the message to be met by a photo of her eating soup. ‘Missing you girl!’. I smiled as I responded with my own photo of me sad pouting and sent her a message of ‘i wish i was there :(‘. 

I threw my phone onto the couch making my way to my room. I sighed as I approached the huge pile of recently washed laundry which was dumped on my designated, ‘I'm too lazy to put these away so I will just dump them here’ chair. I rummaged through the pile pulling out any oversized shirt and shorts I could find. Today has not gone how i anticipated, all i wanted was to miraculously be rid of pain and be sat at the round table hearing of the next kidnap, dismembering and murder. I groaned as I attempted to atleast make my bed but was met with a sharp pain in my lower abdomen. I gave up, throwing myself onto the bed like a child throwing a tantrum. 

Light knocks woke me from a deep sleep that I had no recollection of falling into. I quickly jumped up and made my way to my front door. I looked like a mess so when I opened my door to see Spencer Reid… if I didn't already feel like curling up in a ball and dying, I do now. Ever since joining the BAU i couldn’t help not develop a minor school girl like crush on him that only Penelope knows about. 

“Uh… Spencer.. Why are you here?” I questioned him, trying to hide my shameful appearance behind the door. I attempted a smile despite the shock I was in.

“Hotch told me i had to come check up on you but before i left Garcia told me to trust her and that this would make you feel… in her words ‘a hundred times better’” Spencer gave a warm smile as he forced a tub of soup towards me.

“Well it looks like there is enough for two. Would you like to maybe come and have some?” I asked him nervously as I shifted on my feet. 

He nodded as I opened the door wider to allow him to enter. I trailed behind him as he made his way to my living room sofa. I anxiously waited for him to say something to break the silence. It was unusual for Spencer to stay silent for this long. For as long as I have known Reid, it seemed he always had something on his mind that he was ready to ramble on about. 

“Erm.. you will have to mind the state of my apartment” I coughed as my mouth went dry from nerves, “i never really have guests and i haven't had a great morni-” i suddenly was cut off by Spencer as he started to ramble like i expected.

“Did you know that it only takes one droplet of contaminated air to catch an illness?” Reid cleared his throat before carrying on, “and i will be honest with you Y/N… i am not entirely sure why Hotch sent me because he knows i don't like germs”, i watched as he fidgeted with the buckles on his satchel bag. 

My mouth formed an ‘o’ as I realized Hotch didn’t tell him why I was actually not at work today. I started laughing, causing Spencer to avert his eyes to stare at me. Internally I felt bad but I couldn't help but find the poor boy sitting worried on my sofa humorous for his own unknowing. 

“Y/N, i’m being serious. It is not funny. Did you know most serious diseases are caused by airborne illnesses!” Spencer blurted out upset and confused.

“Spence… I'm not contagious." I started, as he gave me a confused look “i am ill from having really bad period pains” I announced as I hung my head in shame having to tell Spencer of all people that currently I am menstruating. Even though it is a natural human thing and I can't control it. 

To my surprise, Spencer stood up and walked towards me engulfing me in a hug. I found it weirdly unexpected. I half anticipated Spencer to run out the door and for the hills at the thought of me… bleeding. However, I found myself comforted by the warm hug. I was still so confused.

“I apologize Y/N if i made you feel horrible by technically categorizing you as contagious and disease-ridden” Spencer started chuckling as his chin rested atop of my head. I smiled at his apology. Although he never made me feel insulted, it was sweet to know he cared about my feelings enough to apologize if there was a misunderstanding. 

I walked into my bathroom, the room was dark but drowned in ambient orange candle lighting. The bath was full of bubbles and the steam from the hot water engulfed the room, inviting me in. Spencer had done all of this while I was finishing my leek and mushroom soup. Although it sounded disgusting, I found myself texting Penelope begging her for the recipe. The response was almost better than the soup ‘a chef never spills her secrets but for you my lovely… ofcourse’ i hummed gleefully as I placed the phone on the counter of my bathroom sink. I tore every item of clothing off and made my way to the calming bath. I settled myself within the bubbles as i leant back to rest my head and close my eyes. It was relaxing and just what I had needed. 

Time passed delicately, but soon enough the water lost its comforting warmth and my fingers' skin was being over-dramatic, wrinkling like I had been within the water for eighty years. As I stepped out of the bathtub, a faint knock was sounded from the door. 

“Are you okay Y/N?” Spencer shouted from behind the locked door sounding worried. 

“Yeah, I'm fine Spence.” i responded smiling at his caring nature

“Just checking because on average about 10 people die each day from unintentional drowning in swimming pools and bathtubs” Spencer rambled and I smiled in adoration, while I got dressed, that it always goes back to statistics with him. 

I opened the door and smiled at him. “Don’t worry, I'm not about to become a statistic today”. 

Spencer returned the warm smile before guiding me back to my living room. I gasped at the sight. Spencer had set up a blanket and some pillows on the sofa. While also supplying me a heating pad, chips and chocolate. I turned to him and placed a hand over my open mouth. 

“Thank you spence!” I wrapped my arms around him tight and placed my head on his chest. I couldn't believe how thoughtful and understanding he had been. “This means alot you know.” I spoke muffled. 

“You deserve it Y/N, you are one of the most caring and thoughtful people I know at the BAU. i don't think you realize how much we appreciate you sometimes” Reid explained, “ or how much your company and thoughtfulness means to me Y/N”. 

I looked up to see Spencer turn a deep shade of crimson as he blushed. I smirked as I didn't know he even had it in him to hug a girl let alone compliment one. I had a small sense of happiness, boastfulness and achievement that that girl was me. The rest of the day, Spencer stayed to watch movies, talk and keep me company. That was until we both fell asleep… wrapped in a blanket… in each other's arms.

[mediocreanomaly]

NESTING? PLS 😭 like ARE WE CONNECTED SOMEHOW this is so good

i have drowsy knives purring himself to sleep stuck in my head now--THIS IS LITERAL GOLD 😭 it would take a v special s/o to pick up the slight nuances of his emotions too n he'd be head over heels 🥺

but nesting instincts 🥺 please for the love of everything knives elaborate i i i wanna know all there is to know ab this man 🥺👉👈

n maybe vashy seperately too?? 🥴

Authors Note: Turned this into a full post because I'm procrastinating my drabbles anyways lmao this is going to give away a teeny tiny bit of my uncanny Vash post I'm making but I love talking about the Twins and their less than human instincts

Savern Twins Nesting HC's

Knives

•Knives is surprisingly the less embarrassed of the twins about nesting instincts, this is solely based on the fact that he doesn't see his plant qualities to be anything to be ashamed about, it's just another thing that sets him apart from humans

•Although, no one (besides you) knows about Knives nest. You may wonder how the two points can co-exist but that because a Plant's nest is supposed to be somewhere secure and safe. So while he's not embarrassed that he has a nest, he's not going to openly talk about it and risk giving away someone trying to get a peek of it (not that he really openly talks about anything)

•Knives nest is big, he had a bed custom made that's larger than a kings but circular and with plush raised walls so it feels not secure and less in the open. He's collected various blankets and pillows that fill the empty space so that he can bundle up under them, all of it is white because he refuses to let his nest look ugly or disorganized

•He's a perfectionist too so he spends a lot of time organizing and reorganizing his nest. Every time he gets a new blanket or pillow to add he has to redo the whole thing to make sure it's in the perfect spot or else he refuses to sleep in it

•Now Knives doesn't have to sleep much like he doesn't have to eat, but sleeping is something enjoys. He stresses about his plans a lot even if he doesn't show it outwardly. What better way to destress than napping in his nest?

•Whenever he decides to officially make you his mate (yes he calls it that, what else is he supposed to call it? Everything else sounds too human) all his instincts will scream at him to burrow into his nest

•For awhile you'll actually be hard pressed to even be allowed out of the nest, because why would you want to leave? As your mate Knives needs to keep you safe, and where's the safest place in the world? His safest place in the world, so please stop trying to leave the nest- you're hungry? fine he'll bring you food that you can eat in the nest

•I honestly don't think Independents hold body heat because their sisters live in water, which is one of many reasons they nest. It's also why Nai will drag you in with him when he wants to sleep so he can bum off your body heat. That's when when you learn he can purr (yeah thats right Plants purr propaganda) naps like this are the best. It's hard to stay awake when he's got you cuddled under blankets, gentle rumbles lulling you asleep

•After awhile you'll be allowed out so long as you are by his side or being escorted by Legato, or atleast unless you get pregnant

•If Knives manages to get you pregnant...you are banished to the nest again. It's not so bad though, besides he likes you like this. All round and full of his child, surrounded by plush comforters and pillows that cradle your form. At this point he won't leave your side unless he has to, if his instincts were bad before then they are haywire now, he stays curled up with you because theres no way you'd be able to defend yourself in a state like this, it's his job as your mate to keep you and his unborn child safe and sound, tucked away from the rest of the world

•When the baby is born it's where you'll spend most your time too, I mean...c'mon think about it. Your little one all tucked against you and Nai curled protectively around both of you, gentle purrs from both him and your baby as both their plant markings glow ever so slightly? If there's such thing as heaven this is it

•Knives has purposely made his nest large enough to hold his growing family, so no matter how many children you have you'll all get to curl up in the nest to find comfort or just to sleep.

•I think unfortunately once the children hit a certain age they are kicked out of the nest lol, it's more reserved for a Plants mate and young ones, so starting at maybe teen age it's time for them to make their own nest

•This isn't to say they aren't ever allowed in at all though. If Knives children are in any sort of distress his instincts kick in telling him to make sure their safe so in times like that they are still allowed in, the purpose of the nest is to provide him and his family with safety and comfort so no matter what it's there waiting for you

Vash

•Vash is admittedly a bit more embarrassed about the fact that he nest

•He tries his best to blend in with humans and thinks that people might find it weird that his instincts are constantly telling him to grab every soft thing he can find and hunker down

•Not that it really matters because he's always on the run anyways, he doesn't have time to stop and nest in the first place which makes it an easy an excuse to not nest at all, so Vash doesn't have a nest...right?

•Wrong. Like I said it's instinct and even Vash can't help but begin to nest in whatever shitty motel room he's in, especially if he's had a really rough day and just wants to sleep.

•Vash's nest is...admittedly a bit more pitiful than Knives. Knives has the advantage of staying in one spot, Vash does not, so he doesn't have a single nest but more so a hastily made one consisting of anything soft he can find. old blankets, pillows, clothes, rags, and even his own coat all make up his haphazard resting place.

•When he meets you though oh boy does it make it harder to resist the urge to stay and make a nice big nest for the two of you to hide away in

•It takes awhile for you to learn of Vash's little habit because he tries really hard to hide it away. He doesn't want you to think he's weird so when he does show it to you and you don't react negativly he's shyly asking, "do you...want to get in it?"

•Please say yes, his heart can't take any other answer. After that Vash is more keen on nesting even though the two of you travel, you even buy him a couple blankets that you pack up and bring so that he has something more consistant to nest with. The two of you will arrive at the motel for the night and you sit on the bed watching as Vash sleepily mulls over the blankets, pillows, and clothes he's choosen and organses it in a satisfactory way before he weakily pulls you in with him, purring as he cuddles up to you

•If you run your hand through his hair you'll be rewarded with more purrs and him nuzzling into your hand, but don't comment on it or he'll get embarrassed and hide his face into the blankets while he pulls away

•Vash wouldn't try to get you pregnant unless it was after he dealt with his brother and at that point I think he'd have a more permanent nest. Whether that's on Ship 3 or your own little home he's finally got a spot that he knows is always there, perfect to keep you in while you grow your baby!

•Vash loves spending time in the nest, it's from a mixture of putting off his instincts so long when he was on the run and the fact he actually has a place of comfort for once that does it, so if you can't find your partner...he's most likely buried in the nest

•It's super cute though, you'll walk in the room and softly call "Vash?" and his head will peak out of the mountain of blankets eyes still half lidded with sleep and hair all messy as he says a soft "hmm?"

•This nest is still a bit more messy and it's one of those "it looks disorganized but Vash know exactly where everything is" situations, he doesn't really care about colors or anything, infact it's proably mostly blankets that other people have gifted him over the years, he feels like it tells a story

•Unlike Knives, you'll have to be the one to eventually kick the kids out of the nest once they get older because "what do you mean they can't stay in here with us? Their still our baby!" "Vash their 20" "and?"

•Vash's plant marks always appear when he's in the nest, he can't help it! It's so comforting, besides he has you here warming him up and your kids cuddled in the covers- oop he's crying, don't worry they're happy tears

After note: I hope you liked it!!! I wanted to add more stuff about you being able to read Knives but it didn't really fit so that might have to be saved for another list I'm a firm "the boys do weird but cute animal things" believer and it's my job to infect people with that propaganda

[fluffhuntress]

can you do a sova x reader where the reader is angry at themselves for doing bad in practice and sova comes to comfort them and help them relax and feel better

or just a comfort/ fluff pls <33

Practice makes perfect - Sova x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Comfort

Warnings: none!

Note: Sorry for taking this long! Got a sudden job appointment and had to be like wziuuum. I hope that you'll like this one <3

GIF by ignatiusteto

There was nothing better for you than a good day's practice. You couldn't stand a day without doing anything productive, even on your free day - you'd always go to the practice range to have atleast some kind of activity.

Sova would always tell you to take it easy. He knew perfectly your needs, but sometimes, you barely gave yourself anytime to rest. You just couldn't feel how much do you need it, untill something went not how you intended it to go. And you didn't know where the limit is.

"Going to the range again?" Sova cought you as your were walking with your gear through the base corrdor.

"Yeah, I need to do something or I'll blow my head off otherwise. Wanna come with me?" you gave him a challanging look, on which the hunter smiled.

"Yeah, why not, let me just grab my stuff" He answerd as made his way the locker room to grab his gear. Sova was always up for training with you. If something bad happened to you, he would like to be the first one to give you a helping hand. You two also always made a perfect duo. Have you and Sova on the team? Hell yeah.

You entered the practice range and did a warm up, waiting for your friend to join you. After a few minutes Sova entered the range wearing his typical training clothes. He was wearing black tight t-shirt, which visibly underlined his muscule lines. You liked the view, but that wasn't the thing you wanted to focus on for now.

"Let's not go hard this time alright?" Sova glanced at you, supporting his weapon on his arm. You rised your eyebrow, thinking of an answer.

"I don't want it easy" you hummed "I like a good challange"

"Alright" The hunter sighed. "You sure you're not exhausted? You've been training for the past 3 days" His look was concerned.

"I'll be alright!" You gave Sova an confident look, as you went to take a shooting position. "Ya ready?"

"Of course, davai!"he answered, making his way closer to the targets, and turning on the combat simulation.

Once the bots appeared, you rushed right in the middle of them as you always did, shooting one after another, then took cover, as it was a bad idea to stand in a line of fire for a long time. The hunter supported you from around, taking care of the bots trying to get you from behind. You could feel the adrenaline rising, making you feel like you could stay here for hours.

After a few minutes though, your body felt slower, heavier, and the energy started to drain. You could already feel the sweat on your forehead, which was uncommon for you. The way your body felt, made you disoriented, trying to figure out what's going on.

"Focus, Y/n" Sova's words cut you off your thoughts, you nodded and kept shooting the enemies. But not for long. They kept coming, and coming, your eyes couldn't track them all. You didn't notice a bot coming from your left, and that was the mistake you thought you'd never make. As the bot struck you, you fell on the ground, making a dull groan, and at the exact same moment the simulation stopped.

"Y/n, you alright?!" Sova asked you, he immidiately started running towards you to help you get up. You were angry. Angry at yourself, for making such a stupid mistake.

"I can get up on my own" you snorted, slowly standing up, trying to catch the balance, but your legs felt like cotton wool. Your hody was refusing to stand on it's own, your head felt like a floating rock.

"Hey, I got you" Sova grabbed you from your back helping you to balance your body. You didn't seem to care about that - the anger, and the weakness, was something you hated having inside of you. You're not weak. You can't be weak. You can stand by yourself. You pushed the hunter's arm away, which forced him to look at you with a questioning look.

"I said, I'm fine" There was anger and disappointemnt in your voice. But you weren't fine at all. That was a lie, and Sova perfectly knew that. "I never make mistakes, never" you stated and grabbed your weapon.

"Y/n, you're exhausted" Sova stated and immidiately took your weapon and put it away. You wanted to fight again, and repair your mistake at all costs. On the other hand, you really didn't have any strength for that. You just couldn't admit to it.

"I don't care!" You snorted again. "On the battlefield there is no "I am exhausted", you just got and fight, you know. And my mistake, god, it was so stupid." At your words Sova sighed, and put his weapon on the ground. He then came closer to you, and wrapped his arms around you. You were tense, he could feel it.

"You're overpractising." Sova stated. "When was the last time you had a longer sleep?" For the next minute, you didn't answer the hunter's question. For a reason, actually, because you were trying to remember when didn't you train late in the evening in exchange for your rest time.

"I don't remember" You admitted after a while, giving up with these words. Maybe he has a good point - you thought, but it didn't convince you.

Sova let a worried sigh. "Alright. I'll then make sure you sleep tonight." You cought eye contact with the archer and gave him a questionable look. "What?" He asked, a little bit amused. "I'm not gonna let you come back here today anymore. I know you would". And he was right.

"You know me to well, Sasha"

"Of course I do" He smiled at you. "See you in your room later?" At his words you stood back, and gave him an happy, but not convinced look.

"See you."

After the "finished" practise, you went to the bathroom to clean yourself and put on some warm an comfy clothes. It was really late now, so you just wanted to go to sleep and forget about today's evening practice. You still felt this awful anger and disappointment inside. Moreover it was hard for you to just let it go, and give your body some time to rest. If it weren't for Sova, you probably still would be in the practice range, replaying the simulation over and over, untill you don't make any similiar mistakes like today's one. When you left the bathroom, you made your way to the kitchen and boiled some herbs. Maybe those would help you fall alseep quickly today.

"Oh, there you are!" You heard Sova coming into the kitchen with an empty coffe mug.

"Hi again" you sighed, tired, your voice was neutral and quiet. "A coffe, this late?" You chuckled under your nose.

"Gotta make sure you won't practise all night" He smiled and put the mug to the dishwasher. After that he stood behind you and laid his hands on your hips, leaning his head on your arm. "You know, there's no need to punish yourself for that?" He said gently and quietly. His voice was so soft and calming, it felt good in your head.

"I know." You sighed "I'm just scared of faling on the missions. If I make mistakes on the range, I'll sure make some on the battlefield"

"But you're not alone on the battlefield. Say you make a mistake, we're here to help you. God, even Brim makes mistakes" Sova chuckled

"SHHH!" You shushed him leaning yourelf on his chest. "You better not let him hear that."

Sova laughed and pressed a lil kiss on your cheek. "You expect too much of yourself. I hate to see you struggling with that, Y/n" There was something in his words that cought you. Maybe you were really trying too hard?

"Maybe I do" you smiled at him. "Let's go to sleep?" You asked, taking the cup of boilder herbs in your hands.

You and Sova went stright to your room. There was noone else on the corridor anymore, you wouldn't be surprised if you were the only ones awake. You locked the door of your room, put the herbs on the table, and as you sat on the bed you turned off the table light.

"Can't see a thing" You could hear Sova hitting probably the edge of your bed.

"You're an owl" You chuckled

"Nah, I'm just a hunter" He answered, and after a few seconds of silence his arms cought you from behind, pushing you onto him. "That's for the light." he chuckled, tightening the grip around you, as you tried to release yourself.

"Let me go!"

"You gotta promise me something first" He answered, lying sideways.

"What is that?" You asked, moving closer to him, reaching for the blanked with your hand.

"You'll stop being angry at yourself." The words came through your ears like a soft feather. His voice, was both serious and caring at once. You turned yourself and dug your face under his neck.

"I will try." You answered, and Sova, unsatisfied with the answer momentarily spoke again.

"Promise?"

"Alright, I promise" And this time, you truly meant that. Of course you still weren't proud of your practise today - but he had a good point. You were pushing yourself too much, putting your health at risk. Maybe it is the right time to take it easy - you thought.

"Good night, Sasha" you murmured

"Sleep well, Y/n. Don't you even train in your dream" Sova chuckled, covering both of you with the blanket, making sure you're warm and comfortable. He kept his eyes open, gently rubbing your back, untill you fell asleep. And you fell asleep quickly today - you didn't even need the herbs. All it took was Sova's presence and his caring words.

[firefly--bright]

b99 au has me like this can we have some more hcs pls pls pls pl

see u get me

U ASK AND I DELIVER here is part two to the headcanons (⁠｡⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠｡⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♡ (+complimentary moodboard because I Feel Like It)

- ok so after the first date (which goes surprisingly well), you start hanging around the precinct more, and at first Connie and Sasha are ELATED because you didn't do it that often before jean. like they didn't realise that it was because you wanted to see him, sasha was just happy that you'd bring mid-day coffee to her and Connie was happy to just rant to you about how "no-one here trusts me ugh" (he's like a mix of Gina and Charles istg) and ur like mhm yeah it's totally not because you file your paperwork wrong everytime. totally, king. MHM.

- and jean usually grabs some lunch outside (which you notice!) and at this point you're not in an Established Relationship, aka you haven't had the "what are we" talk yet so it's mainly just you guys hanging out. right and eren recognises you and like jokes around with you and it pisses jean off SO BAD and eren (the little shit) KNOWS THAT. so he's just trying to get under jeans skin. and you become like this unofficial part of the family :3

- which, by the way, let's do this. who's who. Reiner is the sarge (yes he goes with the suspenders and yes eren and Connie objectify him because of his boobs). Connie and Sasha are partners because they work really well together since the beginning of Time and they're also really good at acting so they get assigned alot of undercovers. CAPTAIN LEVI it's in the name guys c'mon. hange is the autopsy..person. idk the actual name of it. but you get it. Erwin is Levi's husband and it's the whole arc of them basically adopting the precinct :) Mikasa and Armin are partners, jean and eren are also partners (most of the times) because they also work really well together. jean applied to be a lieutenant but that comes way later in the story. so hang on. for rn, tho, Armin is the lieutenant, and marco is the office assistant. ANYWAY

- right so. uhhh cue the Thanksgiving shenanigans. Levi (begrudgingly) invites the whole squad + hange, and asks everyone to bring your own dish. here's what happened

reiner ; guys ok we have to impress the captain and his husband-

eren : his name is Erwin. don't reduce him to just captain Levi's husband

jean : I don't think that's a reduction to his title

eren : stop bootlicki-

sasha : I don't know how to cook anything

Connie : she burnt the packet of ramen once.

....

Mikasa : the...the packet?

Armin : like, the plastic....covering?

sasha : mhm. I've solved alot of crimes.

Connie : yes she has

sasha : feminism isn't a joke.

jean just nods aggressively.

Reiner : right so....to avoid that... do you, can you possibly get someone to help you?

eren : YO WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIEND

jean : their friend has a nam-

eren : what about titles now, horseboy?

sasha : YES WE SHOULD. WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THEIR PLACE TO COOK BEFORE GOING TO THE CAPTAINS PLACE

Connie : IM GOING TO TEXT THEM RIGHT NOW

Reiner : right. that could work.

marco : it really won-

jean : I THINK YEAH WE SHOULD ALL GO TO THEIR PLACE. MHM. yeah I think we should..... uh. yeah.

Armin : I'm sure the captain won't mind inviting them over as well

- yeah anyways that's how. it happened. long story short your apartment almost burned down but hey atleast you got the job done! with like twenty people in your small cube of a house!

- jean is the first one to arrive at your place (for no reason, haha) and you're like "oh good ur here Im babyproofing the apartment just in case." and he doesn't question it and just helps you and tells you about his Thanksgiving stories thoughout the years and you guys connect alot and he opens up alot too :3

-anuway. HALLOWEEN HEIST IS ALSO REAL AND IT HAPPENS. and you participate. the first year is pretty mild for you, you're jeans accomplice as he tries to beat eren's team to steal the captain's cup of tea. and it's a whole Thing and you do the thing you do best - distract the captain. again, surprisingly, you get him to open up a little while jean gets in through the office's ceiling and you're talking to the captain, sweating, "oh yeah no, totally, the DMV is crazy....MHM!! the lines were so bad when I went last." anyway. at the end, eren and jean are tied, back to back to a chair while the captain (very menacingly) asks them if they're proud of what they accomplished. turns out the captain won. (i have headcanons for this too but this post is becoming too long so,,)

- enough about the squad, more about you and jean. right, so soon after Thanksgiving, the two of you finally have The Talk. after a particularly long day at the precinct, jean is slumped over his desk doing paperwork and everyone has almost already left. Connie had come over to ur place to tell you about the shitty day he had, and you fed him some dinner after that, and he fell asleep on your couch while watching a show (not an uncommon occurence) and his situation got you thinking about jean. you usually tried not to bother jean too much by sending too many messages or calling a lot, so he knows it's important when he gets a call from you. and he takes a break from work and answers and he swears you breathe life into him after he hears you ask him how he's doing. he tells you that "these muscles aren't for nothing" which gets a sigh and a laugh in return. "how long are you gonna stay at the precinct?" you ask him. "i don't know, the works never ending." he says and you've already made up your mind, taking a Tupperware of the dinner you had made, along with a thermos of coffee and head on over to the place. when you're downstairs, you call jean again and tell him to come down too and he's like "what are you doing here holy shit it's late" and you're like "yeah I could tell u the same thing. i got u sum food open up slut" and he leads you to the balcony to get some fresh air while eating (also because if he were to spill even a morsel of food on his desk after the cleaning crew had gone home, the captain would have his head on a plate. anyway. the terrace/balcony. do u see the parallels.

and you and jean get to talking, you tell him about your day and then are like "I'm sorry if I'm distracting you." "no I like the distraction. i don't mind it." and you smile but then just come out and say it "hey so what are we?" and jeans like "??? have I not asked u to be my partner yet?" and you decide to tease him a bit and are like "partner? are u recruiting me to be a detective?" "no! i mean, if that's what...your passion is, then yes, but please be safe. oh ur fucking with me. okay." and u laugh and kiss him on the cheek and he's like "no that's not gonna cut it" and then he grabs your face (GENTLY) and kisses you so softly and helplessly that you're glad he's holding your face otherwise your bones would've just fallen to the ground without structure.

uhh yes. thats all. if you'd like angst headcanons. hmu 😈 I'm not kidding this is so fun for me to think about I've been Thinking About It for like a month now

also! moodboard time!

:D

[quillkiller]

rita & barty bodyguard au??? elaborate. tell me more. speak on it. pls pls pls

so lifeguard!rita is @sugarsnappeases’s aka kara aka my most beloveds invention, which then led to us discussing lifeguard!barty because i wanted him to seduce bored housewife guest effie <3

anyway!! karas lifeguard!rita and the rita & barty lifeguard au aren’t necessarily linked together in any sort of way. but they also are. because it’s like an au of karas au… but i’ll still tread lightly bc a lot of it IS borrowed from kara’s au which she IS writing !!!!

it’s some sort of hotel resort type thing. rita and barty are lifeguards. the potters & the blacks (<- the sisters and their family) stay at this hotel <3

rita is like. atleast 8 years older than barty and their first impressions of each other are horrible but for some reason they almost always have the same shifts. like they can’t STAND each other but also. no one on staff can stand either of them. like to the point where they’re not even inviter to after work drinks shfjejwkr. so like they bond over that. talking shit about their shitty coworkers. being absolute cunts together . it’s a wonder rita hasn’t been fired but she’s a customer favorite because she’s aaaaalways nice to rich people <3 barty is new for the summer season !!

and like. they are horrible at their jobs and constantly bully the rich little children lmao. but they do work better together than with other people. if you disregard from them getting high on the job and being mean to kids.. but like they both want their shifts to be over so so badly that they actualy do their jobs. while if they’re working with other people they just let the other take the grunt work lmao . while texting each other through their entire shifts . <3

they would never ever hang out outside of work or actually keep in contact when they go back home. and they dont really hang out at the hotel either unless they’re stumbling into each other at the bar and get drunk together. misery loves company etc etc etc. but they’re not friends. it’s the forced proximity and the fact that they hate their other coworkers more than they hate each other

they always bet on who can seduce which miserable housewife. maybe they have a score board in one of their lockers keeping track of how many married women they’ve slept with. they always compete for like. a joint or a piece of gum or a chocolte bar. the stakes are SO low but they’re SO serious about it

then the potters and the blacks come to stay and things get more serious and complicated than they’ve ever been and now they’re basically teaming up and hyping each other up because it’s SOOOOOO important. its the effie and bella effect i fear. barty first intends to seduce james because hey thats easy but he spends like 2min with him and is like 🧍 not even for a million dollars . and effie chuckles at him knowingly and he’s a fucking goner. he even tells effie like ’if that was my son i’d kill him with a hammer’ and she’s soooooo amused by him. in such a condescending way that makes barty want to fall to his knees . also james still spends the summer flirting with barty

anyway & also they hate each other and dont respect each other and call each other awful things. but if one of them quit the other would quit too probably because there would be no point in staying. like that scene from shameless whete lip calls fiona a slut and she says ’i know you are but what am i!!!!!’

i’ll leave the quillkiller bits out of this because i dont want to accidentally mix up karas au with this au (again!! they’re not in the same universe!! sort of !!! while they also are !! but a lot of it is like. mixed together from our yapping <3)

[mountsmase]

ex to lovers pls... after you broke up with mason you have to moved out, but after a week you still can't find a place to live so you have to stay a bit longer at masons (idk if this is make sense 😂😂😂) if you want to change it its fine

okay I love this 🤭 I got a bit carried away so this is a long one 👀 it’s nearly 2k words but it’s far from a fic so it’s very unedited 😅

maybe you’ve been in a relationship for a couple of years and you’ve moved up to Manchester with him but things have become a bit rocky, with the stress of moving and finding a new job along with all of his injuries and busy training schedule, you’ve just been drifting apart a little bit. And a lot of the time you do get to spend together you spend arguing, the stress becoming too much and causing you both to become snappy and argumentative over the stupidest little things like who has to cook dinner or why the house was a bit messy when you got home from work.

And I hate to make Mason the bad guy but he decides that maybe it’s time you both go your separate ways because it’s showing no sign of improving and it’s not good for either of you to be living with that tension.

It breaks his heart into a million pieces because he loves you with everything he has but he wants you to be happy, and he believes that you’ll be happier else where, he doesn’t think he can give you what you deserve whilst so much is going on with his injuries, and the constant fighting is killing him, so it makes sense to him to cut it off (silly bastard). 💔

You’re heart broken, wanting to fix it more than anything and you’re frustrated beyond belief that he doesn’t seem to want to atleast try and fix things, but you don’t fight him on it, convincing yourself that maybe he’s right and some time apart will do you some good no matter how much it hurts 😢

He would never, ever, just kick you out though. Letting you stay with him for as long as you need because at the end of the day it’s still your home, and he still loves and respects you enough to not just throw you out and expect you to find your own way when he’s the one who put you in that situation in the first place.

Maybe you’d stay with a friend for the first couple of days, not being too keen on staying with Mason when he’s just broken up with you but you can’t stay there forever, and after a few nights of sleeping on their couch you end up going back to Masons house, what used to be your home, and you sleep in the guest room until you figure out another arrangement.

Mason regrets breaking up with you almost straight away. As soon as he had a chat with Lewis and came to his senses he was slapping himself for how he handled things with you and hates himself for his rash decision making that led you to the situation you’re in now.

Every time he sees you around the house he can feel his heart break a little more (if that’s even possible) and he struggles to sleep for weeks knowing that you’re just across the hallway but he can’t just come and climb into bed with you, he lost those privileges and he has no one to blame but himself. It’s obviously incredibly hard for you too, being somewhere that reminds you so much of your relationship and the life you built together whilst knowing that you may never get to experience that again, that maybe you’ve lost Mason for good.

You get into a ‘good’ routine, with him going to training and then coming home, disappearing into the home gym for a few hours before going into his gaming room where he’d spend the rest of the night, only coming out to get some dinner before going to bed. And you’d limit yourself to your bedroom and the little cinema room you have, keeping to yourself so that you don’t have to face him. You’re civil together though, there’s no hostility between the two of you and whenever you do see him you have a little chat and there’s loads of small talk, it’s just really awkward and uncomfortable, but you do a pretty good job of avoiding him, not wanting to experience the pain you feel every time you see him so you stay out of the way.

Until one night, maybe it’s about 1 or 2am and you’re unable to sleep so you pop down stairs to get a glass of water and just as you’re about to walk out of the kitchen, Mason walks in, dressed in only a pair of joggers and you hate the way your tummy flutters from seeing him without a shirt on. He was struggling to sleep as well, his mind flooded with thoughts and regrets, just like yours is, after a conversation with you that afternoon that lasted longer than usual. The bags under his eyes are evident and your heart hurts at the thought of him not sleeping well.

You smile at him out of politeness and go to continue your way upstairs, but he grabs your wrist - the gentle touch sending goosebumps over your skin after weeks of no physical contact with him - and pulls you back towards him, your back becoming flush to his chest and you’re left speechless, not quite knowing what to do or say but he breaks the silence first by mumbling a quite ‘Can we talk?’ into your hair. You of course agree, having craved his company for the last few weeks and wanting to talk to him even if it doesn’t end well.

He leads you into the living room, putting your water along with a glass for himself down onto the coffee table before collapsing onto the sofa with you sitting right next to him. Its the closest you’ve been to him in what feels like forever, and curiosity takes over when you notice the look of hesitation in his eyes, like he wants to say something but doesn’t quite know where to start. You prompt him with a simple ‘What’s the matter?’, not liking how small your voice sounds but that’s all he needs to begin speaking. He asks you to let him say everything he needs to say without interrupting him, needing to just get it all out before he decides against it, and you agree, taking his hand in yours when he begins talking and his eyes fill with tears.

Seeing you in the kitchen, dressed in actual pjs rather than one of his shirts with your tired eyes and sleepy smile, finally gave him the courage he needed to speak to you and he gets it all out, telling you how sorry he is and how much he regrets everything and the way he handled it all. He tells you why he thought he should cut it off and the reasons he now hates himself for doing it. He tell you how much he loves you and how he needs you in his life like he needs oxygen, which pulls a giggle from you, before going on to ask for your forgiveness and promising that he will make the effort to do better and be better for you if you decide to give him another chance.

When he finishes he’s out of breath, tears soaking each of your cheeks and it takes you a few minutes to digest everything he’s just told you, thinking it all through although deep down you know that you can’t ever say no to him, the last month has been hell living with him but without him at the same time, and you don’t want to continue living a life that doesn’t have him in it.

You’re not really sure what to say so you let your actions speak for you, leaning further into him and wrapping yourself around him whilst his arms come around your middle and hold you tight. Your hands cup his jaw, brushing away the tears that stain his cheeks and you kiss a path down from his forehead to his nose before finally landing on his lips. He melts into you, kissing you back instantly and pouring all of his emotions into it. The kiss speaks louder than words ever could but you need to tell him how you feel as well so you reluctantly pull away, leaving one last peck to his cheek before sitting back and looking up at him.

You tell him how you’re sorry too, that you both had your issues and he’s not to blame for the breakup considering that you had both done things that led up to it. You tell him that you appreciate how he just wanted what was best for you but how bad it hurt that he went about it the way that he did, that the last few weeks have been the worst weeks of your life and that you forgive him for everything, that maybe the break was what you needed to realise that what you have together isn’t worth throwing away over a little rough patch. You both promise to do better, promising to communicate with eachother and speak about what’s going on in your lives rather than hiding it and letting it get to the point of arguments, you agree that maybe you should both take some time away from work and the chaos that is real life, deciding to plan a holiday for just the two of you once the season is over and you can get away for a little bit, needing that quality time more than anything.

There’s a lot more tears and loads of kisses, holding eachother close and not wanting to let go until you begin to fall asleep on the sofa and decide it’s probably time to head to bed. He carries you upstairs, back into his bedroom, your bedroom, and places you down onto your side of the bed, letting you climb under the covers whilst he gets himself comfy on his side and the second he’s settled your crawling over to him, snuggling into his arms and giving him one final kiss before falling asleep almost instantly with him not far behind you, both feeling content and relaxed in eachother’s arms for the first time in what feels like forever.

[terraliensvent]

im NOT defending either of the old owners but smth an anon said really rubbed me the wrong way. $300 adopts will not go as far as ppl act. It wont pay rent, and may only cover groceries for a short time. In america at least, the cost of healthcare is awful, and pair that with all other living expenses u have and its near impossible to make a living off adopts. saying “i wish u were poor so u understood hardship” is really fucked up cuz u dont know their situation or what theyve been thru. they built their own followings over the years so acting like their buyers were handed to them is also rlly weird. getting another job also aint easy in this market esp if u have a legit disability. mod pls try to atleast see where im coming from w this cuz im legit uncomfortable w how this is being talked abt. u dont have to like them to agree this is fucked up to say

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these are fair assessments to make (also light reminder that the opinions of anons posted here may not directly align with mine)

however, my main point of contention especially regarding civ is not “wow they must be rolling in cash from all this furry money” because obviously i know art is an unstable career (off topic fun fact thats why i had to quit my dream of becoming a storyboarder and got a more stable career)

my point regarding civ is that: many people in their comments of the bulletin are acting like civ is the ONLY person struggling. for example theres a comment calling terra mods “ableist” for even daring to restrict the amount of adopts civ makes (because again, they had to restrict the amount of adopts STAFF makes. is it fair for civ and coy to get a disproportionate amount of opportunities to profit off of terraliens, when they have both left staff and do no work on maintenance, moderating, upkeep, and progression?), the “ableist” comment acts under the assumption that civ is the only disabled, struggling artist connected to terras. it doesnt take into account that many of the staff team are also autistic/disabled, cal in particular even said how much stress he is under at the moment because of irl and species responsibilities.

and then we add on to this the fact that, from a “struggling toyhouse artist” standpoint, civ is incredibly privileged, at least probably more privileged than some/most of the staff team. civ can usually if not always rely on the fact that their adopts or commissions will sell. they can rely on the fact that they have a large fanbase, and that their friends have large fanbases. they can rely on the fact that theyre viewed favorably in other cs spaces like chams and isopups. this isnt a matter of “theyre rolling in it,” its a matter of “hey why are we acting like civ isnt still at an advantage when it comes to selling art, why are we acting like terra mods are just punching down on them when many are in the same, if not worse circumstances?” civ has the ability to sell oneoffs very reliably, and no shade to the mods or anything, but there are members of staff who were pretty unknown before terras, do you think they could leave and still be able to rely on selling one-off adopts?

THAT is what i really mean in regards to this argument, sorry i should have elaborated more before but i had a pretty heavy influx of asks coming in

[youremyheaven]

https://www.tumblr.com/youremyheaven/756725391714140160/httpswwwtumblrcomyouremyheaven75672467369323?source=share

Don't be sorry girlie this shit is better than smut . Well atleast someone is getting laid. Also to that anon who manifested a guy for you , can you manifest a job for me ? I am fucking broke 😶

lmaaaooo anon girlie pls do your thing 🫶✨🤭

Tonight was so exciting bc we could get caught any minute and his parents are literally right there 😭😭 but we just dgaf and went at it 😩😩😩😭

His grip 😩😩😩 the way he held my neck 🥵🥵🥵 im losing my mind

[thoughtfullyrainynightmare]

Hi I just had a question. So basically I live in a south Asian country and need to study law because of unavoidable circumstances. But I've always wanted to do something in public health in a foreign country. Or atleast, I've always wanted to study in a foreign country in general. But if I study law here then that has no value in any foreign country.

So my question is, can I still apply to do honors and masters in another country on a different subject after I finish my LLM? Or is it possible for me to finish my law degree then go off to do lots of diploma courses on subjects that support public health like psychology, microbiology or sociology and economics in a foreign country and get a job based on those subjects?

Basically I'm asking if these alternatives are possible. If you don't know the answer maybe you could pls ask someone you know who might know? I'm really struggling with this...

Hiya~!

My short answer would be:

Yes. It's possible

I'm myself currently an international student; an EU student studying in an EU country outside of home country. And while I do need to acquire residency in order to graduate, it's not really an issue. (Residency is different from citizenship, so I won't need to undertake any kind of a citizenship test or alike. I just need to have grounds for applying it, which my student status gives me.) It's just something I have to do before I graduate, since I can exist pretty freely anywhere in the EU just as I am. But I know that's not the case for non-EU students that study in my university. They needed to apply for it right at the beginning of their studies, in order to be allowed to stay in the country

They, nor me, can't work with that though. For that you'd need a citizenship or a work visa, and while I can't say what would give you qualifications for it after graduation, as it probably also depends on the country, I also don't see a reason as to why it wouldn't be doable.

There are universities that accept international students, but I imagine what they'd accept you to study and with what qualifications, also depends on the university. But I do have school mates who do study a healthcare profession while studying something like engineering on the side (one actually just got his doctorate in engineering while studying medicine in our uni). So... anything is possible. I think it'd just be a matter of finding a suitable university for doing that

I'm also currently enrolled as a student in my home country for another healthcare profession, so I would also claim that you don't necessarily need to finish a degree before applying for other things. It's just about what works in your specific situation, I imagine. But also what you want to do. I could have just dropped out from my previous study programme at home, but I chose not to do that

I'm not an expert in this topic, and there are a lot of things to consider in practise, but what I want to tell you is that:

There are options

We have students in their 40s who are only now pursuing their dreams. We have students from at least 4 continents (that I've personally met). There are options out there

[celestie0]

🪷 HAIII😅 I just returned and this was a terrible time for me omg. I acc feel like a loser after begging for jobs and applying every fucking where I could. Only thing keeping me afloat is that everyone is just as fucked, I know it's messed up but I'm coping hard so please understand😭

Job market is so shit for humanities students anyway and when even STEM kids are crying about no jobs being there that's when u know we're all getting stir fried in this wok known as capitalism.

Arghhh I hope everything was good on your end atleast lemme catch up with your posts! I snooped and saw you posted another gojo story AND you'll be updating kickoff soon? Girl thank you for feeding me. Lord knows I needed this visual nutrition after an ass-whooping equivalent of a month. I come starving, empty handed to you but with eyes full of hope and always leave this temple with a satiated heart. And pray your online sister gets this job pleek!

hiiii my love omg so happy to see you!! ou gosh i hear you, i know it's been said sooo much but it's so true the job market is ASS rn :(( nothing seems to be enough anymore, and you're so right, i think every new grad/recent grad or just people in general are really struggling...applying for jobs is such a draining process, i hope you're able to find some other things that can help give you purpose and ground you while you look for work!! as well as in general take care of yourself

yea literally one of my friends w a neuroscience degree settled for a job at subway bc it literally paid more than a lot of entry level premed jobs she was looking for 😭😭 it's just crazy how a degree doesn't mean much anymore without connections. sorry this sounds so depressing, i wish i had more uplifting words to share w you, but you're doing amazing and it's not your fault, it really is the system that isn't making it any easier for newer generations to transition into the workforce. keep your head up bb and i know good things will come your way soon :'') idk if it's any motivating words but my brother got laid off last year and was jobless for about eight months but he took the time to really look for good positions n now he's at a much better job he's really happy with :)) sometimes it really is just a matter of time and having grace w yourself!!

LOL visual nutrition is so funny to me haha as always you're got a stunning way w words and LEAVE THIS TEMPLE W A SATIATED HEART i've been entirely woo'd by you PLS. i'm so happy if my content can help u feel a bit better ab stuffs bb i literally run to tumblr to escape my reality too HAHAH. i'm rooting for you dear and hope things work out well for you!!

- ellie 🐸

[ilovemariobrosss]

Luigi and his Dad

(and how this shows Luigi's character)

I was recently rewatching the Mario movie and I thought I should talk about Luigi and his father, and how that plays into Luigi's character and his dynamic with Mario. Since mostly everyone talks about Mario and their dad. So here goes!!

This is all my opinion and how interpret how their kind of... Dynamic?? World view?? Is -- viewed?? Idk ALSO THIS IS MORE ABOUT LUIGIS CHARACTER and how his father's relationship with him shows it. (I will probably state this a billion times in this essay but I'm dumb so pls don't fight me)

Ok! I would like to claim that their father doesn't really acknowledge Luigi as anything special, or worth noting compared to Mario atleast, which he sees as his problem child, or star child (depending on how he's feeling) in my opinion. Now this isn't good or bad. He just sees Luigi as this normal and good guy, which is fine. (Not really kinda) And I know this sounds harsh but I have a few reasons as to why I believe so!

One of their first and only exchanges at the dinner table (from their first day at their new job might I add) is where Luigi enthusiastically states,

"I like mushrooms, I'll take it!" His father replies passively with "Yeah!" while looking at Mario.

this very simple gesture can be interpreted as Luigi only being there to encourage Mario. Because the only reason Luigi and his dad even talked in the first place was because Mario didn't like the mushrooms. Not because he asked if Luigi liked Mushrooms or not. I know I'm like wayyyy psycho analyzing this but it's like the only direct dialogue they have in the entire movie so that alone is worth noting in my opinion.

In this same scene, Their father remarks to Mario,

"You don't leave a steady job for some crazy dream! And the worst part? You're bringing your brother down with you."

This implies that their dad thinks that Mario roped Luigi into this business-- Luigi was following Mario -- and if Mario is failing in it, then so is Luigi.

He's basically saying that Mario's failures causes Luigi's faults simply because they're working together. (which we all know isn't true) but he thinks so! and this also implies that Luigi isn't known for doing much for himself.

As we, unfortunately, DO see Luigi following Mario and quite literally being dragged by him into the streets of Brooklyn down a pipe,

and that does cause Luigi's downfall as he's trapped above lava for about 2 days (BUT WE AREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT THAT)

And if Mario is at fault for Luigi being practically tortured, it doesn't matter because their dad still sees Mario and Luigi in this light either way.

Simply put, Mario is the screw-up who doesn't know when to throw in the towel. And Luigi is, well, just the little brother who follows him.

There's nothing special about him, aside from being wimpy.

At least Mario has some shining attributes, He seems to have trophies on his bed, He's a go-getter, and he has dreams that he's more than willing to fight for.

But does Luigi have those same dreams? or is that only because Mario had that dream of becoming a plumber?

And sure, Luigi has good traits too, he's sensitive, encouraging, and sweet. But there's not much else that others see atleast.

Mario is a much more interesting person, he takes risks and swoops at every opportunity he gets. But that makes Luigi look second rate. And on top of that skittishness of his? Oof. Double whammy. Side by side, one obviously looks stronger willed than the other.

We can see that the brother's infamous phrase

"As long as we're together everything will be ok"

really shines through because it seems that if they were stripped apart, Mario and Luigi have no idea what to do. Because Luigi literally doesn't. He waits for Mario to come get him or he waits to die. And I KNOW this is a far stretch but this could totally play into his character.

Without Mario, Who is he? Since the beginning, they've been The Super Mario Brothers. And the same goes for Mario, who is he without Luigi?

The world would know that he's Mario, the kid whose desires are bigger than what he can see. But to Mario personally, his brother is everything to him, he doesn't care about what others think (usually).

The entire movie is just Mario trying to get his baby brother back home. But Luigi doesn't have any unique traits that we can see in the Mario Movie. But to Luigi personally, and Mario, They know he's so much more. But to the outside Luigi is just Mario's brother- who gets kidnapped. And Mario is the hero that saves the day.

And, back on track, Mario and Luigi's dad knows this.

His relationship with Luigi (in my .. deranged opinion) is kind of like the mascot of How the World sees Luigi. With Their dad being the world, and Luigi being Luigi.

Their father knows that Mario is kind of too silly for his own good, and Luigi willingly follows along which leads them both into trouble. But with Marios temperament, He's the one coming up with the solutions. And Luigi kind of just panics off to the side, ofcourse he helps, but everyone knows Mario has the plan.

------->

AND THAT MY FRIENDS!!! is,,, kind of how I interpreted Luigi's Character (thanks to their father) I was going to add the end credit scene where their dad Is proud of them. And that Lowkey would've helped my case even more. But then someone could also argue that, Mario is also this huge nobody so him finally getting recognition is GOOD. and not just because he's this strong hero.

But you CAN GO EITHER WAY. this is just MY OPINION!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️

and for the record I Do not think Mario and Luigi's relationship is super dependent, they just love eachother and don't want to see the other get hurt 💔💔 But Luigi DOES need to MAYBE??? work on his self worth or his independence. BUT it makes great story and I wouldn't change a thing tbh 👍��👍🏼👍🏼 thanks for reading if you made it this farrr

[theruinedpropechycomic]

Guess who has all their art files >:3 I Can Post DESIGNS!! which means....Bulk design upload!!! Starting wth Watchers, Nurses and Trainees

Name: Song

Pronouns/Gender: He/They DemiBoy

Sexuality: Gay

Personality: Funny little guy, besties with Yawn. WlW & MlM solidarity. Big brain and will watch you.

Job: Watcher 👀

Name: Asteroid

Pronouns/Gender: They/Ze/It Agender

Sexuality: Aromantic, Panplatonic

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Role: Nurse

Name: Thunder

Pronouns/Gender: He/Him Cis

Sexuality: Straight(?)

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Role: Trainee

Name: Shine

Pronouns/Gender: They/It Nonbinary

Sexuality: Lesbian

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Name: Wren

Pronouns/Gender: They/She Demigirl

Sexuality: Bi

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Role: Trainee

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Pronouns/Gender: They/Them Nonbinary

Sexuality: Lesbian

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Role: Trainee

Name: Ash

Pronouns/Gender: He/She, Trans Tom

Sexuality: Gay

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