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munchmemes · 2 years ago
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new girl quotes but it's just nick ( part one )
❛  do you have any pets? ❛  wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself? ❛  i don't think you know what motorboating is. ❛  why are you friends with those guys? ❛  you're not ready to let them go. i think you know deep down, once you get your stuff back, you know, it's over over. ❛  oh, hey, you guys wanna see a grown man cry? no? then get out! ❛  the fact is that i was a mean person and i'm sorry, okay? ❛  oh, hey [NAME], i live in the photo booth now. ❛  i just got off three back-to-back shifts. i just wanna sit here all weekend in silence, playing this game, then i wanna go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer. ❛  this is the opposite of being alone. this is the opposite of what i wanted this weekend. ❛  no, i don't dance. i'm from the town in Footloose. ❛  i don't need you to ... i don't know, take care of me. just stop being so nice. ❛  did you just call me 'bro'? ❛  i'm saying stop trying to take care of everyone. ❛  i don't wear old man clothes. you don't like the way i dress? ❛  that's a great plan, [NAME]. be the one that replaces their dead nana. ❛  i'm surprised you haven't made a game of it. ❛  and with that statement, you never had sex again. ❛  my nanny is dead! i'm not looking to make money off of her! ❛  ugh, would you listen to yourself? ❛  you know what sucks about getting older? your friends have known you for way too long. they've got too much on you. i want friends who still lie to me 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings. ❛  i don't need to seem any less cool than i already do. ❛  please! this is my nightmare! ❛  hey, [NAME], how you doing? i can't talk right now. i'm in a real weird situation. ❛  last month i went to a party called 'Bros before Hos on the moon'. what does that even mean? the dress code was yacht flair. ❛  before you, there was like nothing. i've got, like, no one on the horizon. in a hot way. ❛  you're not my friend right now. you're my enemy, [NAME]. my enemy. ❛  you don't have to say that. they're my friends, you can tease them. i tease them all the time. ❛  somehow, [NAME], you've outdone yourself this time. ❛  this is not gonna be attractive. ❛  when i work out, which isn't often, i listen to Huey Lewis because it pumps me up. not ironically.
❛  i don't believe dinosaurs existed. i've seen the science. i don't believe it. ❛  i don't think you have stuff. you're just perfect. ❛  what, are you like The Bourne Identity person? ❛  i hate that i'm so turned on by your craziness but i'm ... i'm going with it. ❛  i'm not good at being in a relationship. i'm good at being that person that you find yourself spending more and more time with until you meet the one. ❛  no, no. i'm seeing other people too. i'm having sex all the time. i'm like a mailman. except instead of mail, it's hot sex that i deliver. ❛  no, i'm pretty sure it's a 'leatherman' jacket. the leather sleeves the football guys wear? ❛  no, i don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. who washes a towel? what am i gonna do? wash the shower next? wash a bar of soap? you gotta think here! i get out of the damn shower, i'm clean as a damn baby and i use the towel. ❛  you guys don't wear each other's underpants? you're lying. we all wear each other's underwear. ❛  he has a gun. he has a gun. stay down. do you still think he's a nice guy, [NAME]? ❛  i can't believe that worked. you out-crazied a man with a gun. ❛  a smile is a sign of weakness. ❛  that's it. people stink. ❛  i changed my mind. i'll be there. just watching you. ❛  oh, i'm okay. somebody needs to stay sober to fight them later. ❛  how have you lived this long on your own? ❛  we're about to have a ménage a trois 'cause you won't admit you're wrong. ❛  say that you're wrong and it's over. [NAME], you can't do this but i can. ❛  first of all, you're gonna need a map of Arizona. and a container that you're comfortable getting urine in. ❛  yeah, i'm gonna act like you didn't just say that, [NAME]. ❛  you know what, [NAME]? i'm sorry, i'm just feeling very romantic and i have nowhere else to put it so happy Valentine's Day, good-looking. ❛  well, i got my heart broken and then everything got weird. i started playing guitar in an alt-country-ska band. gambling a lot. there was a really weird week where i wore a long blonde wig an i made everybody call me Sandy Ferguson. then i drove to Mexico and i tried to enter a cockfight. yes, [NAME], as a person. ❛  [NAME], i am so sorry. i just told them a story about when i got arrested in Mexico. ❛  i wasn't gonna tell you until after you got knocked up and were stuck with me.
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rebouks · 15 days ago
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Alex: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! [wheeeeeeze] Byrd: Woah, lady-.. I know karate! Wren: No, you don’t. Byrd: [whispers] She doesn’t need to know that. Wren: It’s Alex, dipshit. Byrd: Ohhh-.. wait, really? Wren: Sure looks like her.
Alex: Oh my god, I found you-.. and I followed your CAT! I missed you so much!! I hope you’re not mad at me-.. I’m so SO sorry for not writing! I thought I was being organised by printing some labels out to save time, y’know? But then I forgot them at home when we went to my uncles and dad said we’d only be gone for a month, so I figured it wasn’t a huge deal, but then we stayed for what felt like it’d be FOREVER and I couldn’t for the life of me remember your address which is ridiculous ‘cause I SHOULD��VE had it memorised by now and I felt so awful as the months passed. I tried to remember it a couple times but you never wrote back so I figured I obviously got it wrong-.. then I tried finding your house on a stupid online map but the internet was crappy at best and the Bay is WAY bigger than I thought it’d be and I’ve never really seen your house in full view from the street either so, like.. I barely knew what I was looking for, and what if that camera car didn’t even map your house, y’know?!
Ava: That was.. a lot. Alex: Sorry-.. you’re not mad, are you? [Robin shook his head and took a breath, but nothing came out] Wren: Oop. Byrd: Yeah, I think he broke. Ava: Ooh, do you know sign language? Alex: No-.. I totally should’ve learnt! I guess I didn’t know I’d be coming here though… Byrd: I can teach you! Well, some, I’m still learning, but Robin knows a bunch. Ava: He’s not mad, by the way. He was just worried. [Robin shot his younger siblings a look, fruitlessly warning them not to embarrass him] Byrd: I’m sure he’d say hi, if he could. Wren: I bet he’d say you look pretty too. Byrd: He’s been extra mopey without your letters-.. or maybe that’s just what puberty does. Ava: He has to wear deodorant now, otherwise he STINKS! Wren: You should stay for supper, dad’s baking something.. again. Alex: Ough.. I was supposed to be home ages ago, dad’ll kill me.. wait, what school do you go to?! Byrd: Bay C-… Wren: Not us-.. he goes to Copperdale. Alex: Ohh, yay! I promised dad I’d finally unpack tomorrow but the day after that is Monday, right? Wren: Well done. Alex: Okay-.. ahhhh! SEE YOU AT SCHOOL!!
[Robin deflated as soon as Alex liberated him from another bear hug and sped off, releasing a breath he’d kept tucked beneath his ribs for an uncomfortably lengthy amount of time] Robin: Ouuuuuuuuuuuuugh. Robin: Why-.. why am I like this? Wren: You’ll spew something out eventually. Oscar: Alright losers, pie’s-.. what’s up with him? Robin: I’m fucking BROKEN. Wren: I mean.. you’re a little fucked, but still good! Oscar: Quit it with the swearing-.. what happened? Wren: Alex showed up n’ he broke. Robin: I didn’t even get to say hi or ask why she’s here, or for how long-.. and you just had to be embarrassing! Oscar: What’d she say? Robin: She said Alex was pretty on my behalf and I’ve never said that and she’s a DICK! Oscar: That’s tame-.. for Wren. Robin: I hate you all right now. Wren: Not as much as you hate yourself. Oscar: Hey, too much! Robin, c’mon-… Robin: SHUT UP! Oscar: Right, you’re on dish duty. Wren: Seriously?! Oscar: You reap what you sow, honey.
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undefeatablesin · 7 months ago
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INHERITANCE 🌙
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lilacthebooklover · 10 months ago
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the hazbin wiki has no right to be this funny
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kerizaret · 2 months ago
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HEY 🫵 MUTUALS PSPSPSPSPS GIVE ME YOUR PRSK AUS. TELL ME SMTH ABOUT THEM. GIVE ME YOUR FAVOURITE SCENES
I wanna draw them :3
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jacksjoke · 1 year ago
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ghoul--doodle · 2 months ago
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Hedgie scribbles
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atlanticsea · 6 months ago
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soldier/poet/king - patrick/tashi/art
based on that one quiz i made four years ago. if you're interested, you can click here to read all my thoughts on art being the most king to ever king, tashi being a poet with a strong soldier streak despite contradictory results, and patrick being a self-destructive soldier.
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dannyawesome65 · 1 month ago
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OKKKKKK!!!!!! my favourite who pic of all time.....!
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senditothemoonn · 1 year ago
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I don't know if you've done other vintage outfits before, but your recent post just made me think of France in a 50s dress, maybe the Christian Dior style from back then with the cinched waist and the full skirt! He'd look so classy 😌🩷
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“It was as if Europe had tired of dropping bombs and now wanted to let off a few fireworks” 🎇 🎆
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hoonvrs · 8 months ago
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Moots as favourite drinks?
with no explanations let’s go
chai @atrirose @100203s @isoobie @soov @seongclb @euncsace @voikiraz @boyfhees
red luco @dazed-hee @haknom @weoris @enfereternel @treasxreblue
cranberry juice @shinsou-rii @sjyuns @idubiluv @nyxvrse @jungkit @tyunni @urszn @bywons
bueno milkshake @okwonyo @odxrilove @enluv @nwjws @leaderwon @jungwonderz @yenqa @yeokii @hanniluvi
tried to do as many of my moots i could rmb😭
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underwittingly · 1 year ago
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to the throat
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hellogoodbyeitsme · 2 months ago
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Broke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's too violent
Woke: Damian is bad at being a Robin because he's afraid to hurt people
#obviously it's always funny to do the whole 'what do u have there Damian?' 'a knife!' 'nO' thing#and like make him a horrendous and silly evil gremlin who can and will pull a sword out in the middle of a parking lot to fight#but listen#he doesn't like the assassin background that much and once he learns about like The Normal World he's honestly in anguish about it#that's canon! that's the truth! (right?) (the whole thing with Goliath?? I'm not making it up right???)#i think he's just the kind of guy who loves his swords because they're what he knows and they're a strong connection to his family#but I think it's nice if he spends his time on field telling others what to do because everyone else learned to fight the OTHER way#(by defending and subduing opponents rather than maiming and killing)#so he prefers to take on a tactician general role despite being perfectly capable as a fighter because he knows what everyone else needs#to do to succeed in fights - especially when things are a bit of a mess - but is afraid to be too rough or scary or violent or Demon Son-is#(the things that make him feel like he doesn't belong in a happy civilian world - WHICH IS WHAT HE WANTS IN MY HUMBLE OPINION.)#in this essay I will explain why this allows for him to show awe and love for each of his siblings' fight styles by utilising all of them#and I just think Dami Babs and Tim could really work together as a detective/tactician comms team (with varying distances from the field)#because I think that'd be so fun: Tim is solving (mid-range) Babs is watching/providing supports (far) and Damian is commanding (close)#because the others are like The Bruisers (in their non-lethal way) who trust themselves to only hurt as much as is needed and are good at i#PLUS babs is SO stretched thin and literally the backbone of the bats so I just want a future where some of the kids become HER robins yk#anyway back to the point of the post:#it's kind of alluded to in 2017 supersons; EVERYONE in it comments on how Robin is JUST doing flips and shouting orders#and jon is like The Muscle and the one Doing Stuff - but Jon IS following orders 85% of the time and it works out well for them because#that dynamic of 'I'm not sure I can do it right by myself and I trust you to be my partner so we can do it right together' really#is my favourite like.. they're both filling these ideas of who they're meant to be and they just :( they just seek their own path together#oh no I lost the point again immediately and it became another WHY DO THEY SEPARATE THEM rant#I just think it's really fun to think of Damian as 'the most well trained fighter but ALSO the most likely to step back from a fight'#like yeah when we add in my thoughts on pit rage it adds some angst but that doesn't matter here in THIS post#have I even talked about my hc on pit rage/madness? I don't think I have LMAO (maybe another day)#anyway it's late I'm tired why do I always chat in the tags so much#my posts are literally all in the tags 2% post 98% tags smh#damian wayne#damian al ghul#damian al ghul wayne
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chrollogy · 2 months ago
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THE MOON SENT YOU TO ME
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“for you, i’d steal all the stars.” “idiot. you’re the only one i want.”
© comm by the lovely luvluvluv06 on twt! (don’t repost/save)
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smokeandhubris · 1 year ago
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when ryuu says “i’m not doing this for you” to kazuma ohhh my god.. he became a lawyer for kazuma’s sake but it’s not about him anymore and maybe it hasn’t been for a long time….
ryuu starts this journey as a substitute. a locum student lawyer. he says himself, when he first came to great britain he was “nobody”. all he had was a dream that wasn’t his a huge shoes to fill. in those first few days, he was an outsider, both in and out of the courtroom. in the courtroom, he’s merely the fill-in, substitute for his best friend, a truly brilliant lawyer, while he himself is a stranger to law as a profession. outside the courtroom he is a foreign man in a strange country, a fact that he is constantly reminded of by those around him.
in every way that matters, ryuunosuke naruhodo is an outsider.
those few precious moments in the courtroom however, change things. it is, perhaps, the only place where ryuu can prove himself. the only place where he can show what he is capable of and prove that he is worth something more. for these moments, ryuu becomes not just a “locum student” but a defence attorney in his own right. and he’s good at it!
he proves just how capable he is and more than that, he becomes passionate about it. he learns and grows through his time in the legal system and develops his own beliefs and goals. through law, he finally forms an identity for himself outside of being a mere substitute and an outsider. he’s a lawyer now, an advocate of truth. he’s grown magnificently into his own man.
“i’m not doing this for you. i’m doing it for the truth”
and it’s true. ryuunosuke is now a lawyer in his own right and is serious about his pursuit of the truth. it’s not about kazuma and his dream, not anymore. maybe it hasn’t been for a long time.
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glamournessmygod · 2 years ago
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man Finland’s contestant for this year’s eurovision looks great
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