#can u tell i have a favourite.

[munchmemes]

new girl quotes but it's just nick ( part one )

❛  do you have any pets? ❛  wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself? ❛  i don't think you know what motorboating is. ❛  why are you friends with those guys? ❛  you're not ready to let them go. i think you know deep down, once you get your stuff back, you know, it's over over. ❛  oh, hey, you guys wanna see a grown man cry? no? then get out! ❛  the fact is that i was a mean person and i'm sorry, okay? ❛  oh, hey [NAME], i live in the photo booth now. ❛  i just got off three back-to-back shifts. i just wanna sit here all weekend in silence, playing this game, then i wanna go in my room and do weird stuff on my computer. ❛  this is the opposite of being alone. this is the opposite of what i wanted this weekend. ❛  no, i don't dance. i'm from the town in Footloose. ❛  i don't need you to ... i don't know, take care of me. just stop being so nice. ❛  did you just call me 'bro'? ❛  i'm saying stop trying to take care of everyone. ❛  i don't wear old man clothes. you don't like the way i dress? ❛  that's a great plan, [NAME]. be the one that replaces their dead nana. ❛  i'm surprised you haven't made a game of it. ❛  and with that statement, you never had sex again. ❛  my nanny is dead! i'm not looking to make money off of her! ❛  ugh, would you listen to yourself? ❛  you know what sucks about getting older? your friends have known you for way too long. they've got too much on you. i want friends who still lie to me 'cause they don't want to hurt my feelings. ❛  i don't need to seem any less cool than i already do. ❛  please! this is my nightmare! ❛  hey, [NAME], how you doing? i can't talk right now. i'm in a real weird situation. ❛  last month i went to a party called 'Bros before Hos on the moon'. what does that even mean? the dress code was yacht flair. ❛  before you, there was like nothing. i've got, like, no one on the horizon. in a hot way. ❛  you're not my friend right now. you're my enemy, [NAME]. my enemy. ❛  you don't have to say that. they're my friends, you can tease them. i tease them all the time. ❛  somehow, [NAME], you've outdone yourself this time. ❛  this is not gonna be attractive. ❛  when i work out, which isn't often, i listen to Huey Lewis because it pumps me up. not ironically.

❛  i don't believe dinosaurs existed. i've seen the science. i don't believe it. ❛  i don't think you have stuff. you're just perfect. ❛  what, are you like The Bourne Identity person? ❛  i hate that i'm so turned on by your craziness but i'm ... i'm going with it. ❛  i'm not good at being in a relationship. i'm good at being that person that you find yourself spending more and more time with until you meet the one. ❛  no, no. i'm seeing other people too. i'm having sex all the time. i'm like a mailman. except instead of mail, it's hot sex that i deliver. ❛  no, i'm pretty sure it's a 'leatherman' jacket. the leather sleeves the football guys wear? ❛  no, i don't wash the towel, the towel washes me. who washes a towel? what am i gonna do? wash the shower next? wash a bar of soap? you gotta think here! i get out of the damn shower, i'm clean as a damn baby and i use the towel. ❛  you guys don't wear each other's underpants? you're lying. we all wear each other's underwear. ❛  he has a gun. he has a gun. stay down. do you still think he's a nice guy, [NAME]? ❛  i can't believe that worked. you out-crazied a man with a gun. ❛  a smile is a sign of weakness. ❛  that's it. people stink. ❛  i changed my mind. i'll be there. just watching you. ❛  oh, i'm okay. somebody needs to stay sober to fight them later. ❛  how have you lived this long on your own? ❛  we're about to have a ménage a trois 'cause you won't admit you're wrong. ❛  say that you're wrong and it's over. [NAME], you can't do this but i can. ❛  first of all, you're gonna need a map of Arizona. and a container that you're comfortable getting urine in. ❛  yeah, i'm gonna act like you didn't just say that, [NAME]. ❛  you know what, [NAME]? i'm sorry, i'm just feeling very romantic and i have nowhere else to put it so happy Valentine's Day, good-looking. ❛  well, i got my heart broken and then everything got weird. i started playing guitar in an alt-country-ska band. gambling a lot. there was a really weird week where i wore a long blonde wig an i made everybody call me Sandy Ferguson. then i drove to Mexico and i tried to enter a cockfight. yes, [NAME], as a person. ❛  [NAME], i am so sorry. i just told them a story about when i got arrested in Mexico. ❛  i wasn't gonna tell you until after you got knocked up and were stuck with me.

[undefeatablesin]

INHERITANCE 🌙

[lilacthebooklover]

the hazbin wiki has no right to be this funny

[theworldinclines]

[atlanticsea]

soldier/poet/king - patrick/tashi/art

based on that one quiz i made four years ago. if you're interested, you can click here to read all my thoughts on art being the most king to ever king, tashi being a poet with a strong soldier streak despite contradictory results, and patrick being a self-destructive soldier.

[senditothemoonn]

I don't know if you've done other vintage outfits before, but your recent post just made me think of France in a 50s dress, maybe the Christian Dior style from back then with the cinched waist and the full skirt! He'd look so classy 😌🩷

“It was as if Europe had tired of dropping bombs and now wanted to let off a few fireworks” 🎇 🎆

[hoonvrs]

Moots as favourite drinks?

with no explanations let’s go

chai @atrirose @100203s @isoobie @soov @seongclb @euncsace @voikiraz @boyfhees

red luco @dazed-hee @haknom @weoris @enfereternel @treasxreblue

cranberry juice @shinsou-rii @sjyuns @idubiluv @nyxvrse @jungkit @tyunni @urszn @bywons

bueno milkshake @okwonyo @odxrilove @enluv @nwjws @leaderwon @jungwonderz @yenqa @yeokii @hanniluvi

tried to do as many of my moots i could rmb😭

[underwittingly]

to the throat

[smokeandhubris]

when ryuu says “i’m not doing this for you” to kazuma ohhh my god.. he became a lawyer for kazuma’s sake but it’s not about him anymore and maybe it hasn’t been for a long time….

ryuu starts this journey as a substitute. a locum student lawyer. he says himself, when he first came to great britain he was “nobody”. all he had was a dream that wasn’t his a huge shoes to fill. in those first few days, he was an outsider, both in and out of the courtroom. in the courtroom, he’s merely the fill-in, substitute for his best friend, a truly brilliant lawyer, while he himself is a stranger to law as a profession. outside the courtroom he is a foreign man in a strange country, a fact that he is constantly reminded of by those around him.

in every way that matters, ryuunosuke naruhodo is an outsider.

those few precious moments in the courtroom however, change things. it is, perhaps, the only place where ryuu can prove himself. the only place where he can show what he is capable of and prove that he is worth something more. for these moments, ryuu becomes not just a “locum student” but a defence attorney in his own right. and he’s good at it!

he proves just how capable he is and more than that, he becomes passionate about it. he learns and grows through his time in the legal system and develops his own beliefs and goals. through law, he finally forms an identity for himself outside of being a mere substitute and an outsider. he’s a lawyer now, an advocate of truth. he’s grown magnificently into his own man.

“i’m not doing this for you. i’m doing it for the truth”

and it’s true. ryuunosuke is now a lawyer in his own right and is serious about his pursuit of the truth. it’s not about kazuma and his dream, not anymore. maybe it hasn’t been for a long time.

[glamournessmygod]

man Finland’s contestant for this year’s eurovision looks great

[poeticfallacies]

[littlespoonevan]

one thing i still genuinely do not understand is why all of these teen shows set in high school aren't just set in college instead. when i think of all the shows i watched in my teens/early 20s they all have the exact same problems and all of those problems could be solved if they were just. set in college instead?????????? actors don't look 16?? that's cool bc they're in college so they can reasonably be anywhere from 18-24. parents seemingly non-existent or disappear for episodes at a time??? nbd all the characters moved out for college so they don't see their parents that often. characters going to endless parties, having unlimited access to alcohol, and sleeping with a different person every ep??? sure makes a lot more sense if they're in college!!!! characters randomly having free time in the middle of the day??? everyone's college schedule is different!

like!!! there are so many shows that completely lose the run of themselves by s3 bc their characters start off 16 and now they're supposed to be graduating and all the plans they had and colleges they wanted to go to now need to Go Away bc they need a reason for them all to still stay in the same setting which means basically messing up 2-3 seasons worth of character development. and i just cannot understand how none of these tv execs thought, hey maybe if we make them freshman in college this would make more sense bc we'd at least have a plan for 4 seasons and even if we reach graduation we could still feasibly transition them into their career paths without disrupting the existing dynamic??????????? teenagers would still watch that, the demographic wouldn't change???????? college is still a tumultuous time where people are growing and learning and making mistakes and having new experiences?????????? where are all the shows set in college where are they?????????????????????????

[absurdumsid]

I AM HERE TO ASK ABOUT YOUR AU'S TELL ME ALL ABOUT THEM THEY LOOK SO NICE I WANNA KNOW THE STORIES I WANNA MAKE FAN ART

SHOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *SHAKES YOUR DOOR KNOBS* LET ME KNOWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OUHFHGFH OK BAR SANSES (BS AU) LORE TIME

The simplest ? explanation for it is Dust becomes Evil Ccino where his AU's Grillby's becomes Nightmare's "headquarters" but also other AU Hoppers' (like Error and um. one of my ocs) one stop bar. Dust is evil Ccino.... (I love putting characters in roles that theyre not supposed to have)

This takes place mostly in Dusttale and Farmtale with character focus shifting between the bad sanses. It was born from an extremely old fanfic I rediscovered (and never published, thank goodness) and built up from these two asks (Dust's tab, Dust's cooking/drinking) from the official ask-dusttale blog.

I've got some plot I'd like to hide for now so you can instead have a summary of the current state of the au !

BS AU LORE !!

Dust lives in an abandoned AU where the human has not come back. In order to pass time, he decides to take up bartending by himself (for himself). He finds some of Grillby's recipes at the back of the bar and "borrows" an apron while he fails time and again but keeps mixing drinks. Alcohol is alcohol after all.

Eventually, Nightmare stumbles into Dust's AU with an injured Killer who was shot by several of Dream's arrows. Dust confronts the two and initiates a fight, assuming that they were enemies and honestly a bit freaked out by them having his face. After a "scuffle," Killer almost dying, and a lot of negotiation from Nightmare, Dust allows them to stay at the inn.

Dust, after figuring out Nightmare and Killer are broke and probably starving, invites them to Grillby's (which surprises the two. Killer actually thought he was planning to poison them). But this eventually becomes somewhat routine-like, with Nightmare and Killer getting somewhat comfortable with Dust, though he still keeps his distance.

Some time later, Nightmare goes out to see if he can get some supplies to repay Dust, hopping through several AUs but unfortunately running into Dream in one of them. This starts a chase that ends with Nightmare in HorrorTale, where he kidnaps the Sans that just happened to see him and his brother. He immediately goes back to DustTale, which, because of the absence of positive emotions, Dream is unable to access.

Horror, startled by the new environment, two more doppelgangers, and the dust leaving him struggling for breath, attacks Nightmare and defends himself (justifiably so, the kidnapping was irrational, and now Nightmare can't bring Horror back to his AU). Nightmare once again negotiates a way for them to coexist and Dust offers to let Horror sleep at his house, saying that he usually sleeps at sentry stations anyway.

AFTER THIS IS SILLY PLOT STUFF !!

if u wanna read more um,,,, many of my saejun headcanons are actually canon in this AU,,,,,,, so u should go read those,,,,,,,,,,

ALSOO it's very VERY old but this is what the sillies look like in this AU ! I plan on revamping this for the site im making hehe (cross comes in at SOME POINT but we dont talk about that yet)

and if u wanna see the older bs related posts (because i didnt.... tag them properly) heres a bunch of links for things that are canon in this

Main BS Posts: 1 2 3 4

Stuff abt that Old Fic: 1 2 3

Saejun Existing: 1 2

BS Horror: 1 2 3(blood tw)

[noodleskeleton]

drew some turtle tot donnie from @quewp1 s mer au. their art is super cute and their aus are so good so check them out :)

[autistic-katara]

i love looking through the hurt/comfort tag on ao3 bcz i love everything on there.

mostly fluff with one moment of hurt? love it, didn’t know i needed it rn.

the heaviest dead dove uve read with capital T trauma and tons of screaming and crying? perfection. couldn’t ask for anything more. kicking my feet and giggling over this.

blorbo is depressed and copes in a similar way to u but gets found out? literally what i was looking for, amazing that i didn’t even have to filter more to find this. unironically helping my healthiest coping mechanism.

u just can’t go wrong with it

[soupuids]

love this stupid guy