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[liltaireissocute]

THE ONE WHO WAITS AT NIGHT

[sinigangrobot]

Artemis Fowl - Alex Rider Crossover #41

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[cynthiadasorceress]

Dandy's World drabble

Cosmo presents Finn with a bowl of fried rice

Cosmo: Here, some shrimp fried rice!

Finn, chuckling: You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Cosmo: Yes, actually.

Cosmo points to the kitchen, where Shrimpo is holding a pan and angrily frying more rice

[mushroom-kin]

Doing Faruzan hangout made me actual human tear. When I was reading the letters from her friends and family, I was thinking to myself why did mihoyo made funny Hatsune Miku character a real person with such a great story, and now I love her and I put her in my hand.

Happy birthday Faruzan!

This is the piece I worked on 2 years ago, but never finished. I am honestly pretty happy about the color scheme about this piece, maybe I will go back to finish this. maybe I will just draw more piece of her.

[bright-and-burning]

*through gritted teeth* hey! i wanna get better!

[enhanced-operatives-division]

for requests perhaps hivemind again? or charlie?

I'm sorry this took so long I was fighting so hard to work out a Charlie design BUT!! First, Hivemind doodles...I got FAR too into it with him..

Text: Looks at you with my big round wet eyes.

Text: Full of Joy & Whimsy VS The Horrors

I think Hivemind would wear a lot of flannel outside of work. I like him being a little like a stereotypical lumberjack maybe? I think he'd like wood working, yk like bug hotels and little wooden carvings

Alas for Charlie I had to search up PPE for welders...

It took me days to get to a point where I liked his design but I'm really happy with it :3

+ 2 pages in my sketchbook filled! Turns out I miscounted and I only had 28 pages left!! So far we're at 8/28, or just over 1/4!!

[leviiackrman]

I plan on designing a character sheet specifically for OCs of any media (picture dnd stat sheet but like, inclusive to other games/shows etc) and wanna make one for each of my OCs so:

Interact with this post if you’d be interested in using it!! (Ie if I should make it publicly accessible)

[landgraabbed]

her name is farama. redguard priest of mara. pacifist, though she did kill one kwama forager. she too started at thrisk hall but having started out with water walking she managed to head to fort frostmoth and out of the island. she's still alive hehe

[anime-scarves]

Sometimes it is nice to cut up an onion the fancy way and have it melt into a sauce you're making. Takes forever, but it is worth the effort from time to time.

[timothylawrence]

That Jesse we need to cook baklava meme is haunting me like this is literally me and my mother

[k00kiecrumbler]

today's [ although the day has almost ended ] [28th] marked my first year anniversary of the dgm/exorcist au! I'm kinda glad I haven't given up on this au even though it has rotten my brain with some dark content I make with my own mind...

[ This piece will forever be my greatest accidental achievement...posted this on Twitter for the 3 yrs of the lads collaboration, barely posted on that site, and um haha...someone in the group liked it...]

Anyway, I will be writing more of the au right at the moment...even though chapter 7 is a bit depressing to write...

[blujayonthewing]

trying to decide whether melliwyk is a strict mise en place cooker or more of a controlled(?) chaos sort of person in the kitchen

[gynandromorph]

vein in my neck throbbing because i want to play the sorcadin and wizorlock but i'm still in act 1 on my magic missile tactician build file like haven't even done the underdark or creche yet act 1

[solomonssock]

Made my mc and I as sheep!! Ty @gracedcoup for this awesome picrew. If you want to make one, you can here!!

[victorluvsalice]

-->Aaand then I noticed that the dryer downstairs was busted. *sigh* Fortunately, Victor had just finished up in the greenhouse, so I had him Repairio it, then -- after putting the clothes inside back in the hamper (as they’d for some reason reverted back to “used” mid-drying-cycle -- what’s up with that?) -- upgrade it! Specifically, I had him give it a tungsten drum to stop it breaking so often. It was a long and arduous upgrade, but luckily Kelly was there to give him some absolutely adorable kitty love halfway through. :) Look at her clasping his hand with her paws, awww. . .

-->Meanwhile, I received a notice that another chick was ready to hatch in the chicken coop -- and I decided “you know what, I don’t think Alice has ever hatched a chick. Let’s let her do this one!” And so she did. :) It was just as cute as ever, though I did notice the chick got a bit lost in her hair during the “just hatched’ cuddle. XD Ah well, neither she nor the chick seemed to mind. This should fill up the chicken coop for the time being -- we’ll see how many we have of each type of chicken once they all grow up! (And who will need to be traded or sold. . .)

-->And then -- more pranks! Because Victor hadn’t had a chance to do any pranking yet, and I wanted everyone to at least complete the holiday enough to avoid the sad moodlet. Victor got Smiler with the hand buzzer -- Smiler promptly retaliated with a “noxious cloud” fart. XD I think Victor actually came off the worse in that interaction! Alice joined in to spread some preposterous rumors (”I heard that the next Sims 4 pack will definitely contain cars!”), and Victor got her with “what’s that spot?” XD If you can’t lightly prank the ones you love, then who can you lightly prank?

-->All that mischief made Victor rather hungry, though -- and as leftovers were starting to run a bit low in the fridge, I had him make some new food for him and Alice to enjoy! Specifically, he chopped up his new lettuce and some tomatoes to make some BLTs! A nice tasty sandwich that brought Victor up to Cooking skill level 5, w00. We love to see it!

[mallory-likes-whales]

@xx-midnight-calico-cat-xx you missed hot in your self assessment.

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook