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[gelatinousace]

I'm making a dnd calendar for my homebrew campaign, and this is the cover photo! I wanted to do a spin on the puppy/kitten calendars and use baby monsters.

[chloesimaginationthings]

New FNAF clown Jackie from secret of the Mimic!!

[puppetmaster13u]

I just remembered I sketched this but never finished it lol. So uh, @radiance1 's blob ghost dragon Danny. Y'know he uh, probably either doesn't care or can't remember how to do human forms or disguises. Or at least completely.

Oh well I'm sure Amity Park doesn't care and I'm sure the JL will be fine. Don't mind Henry-the-emotional-support-scientist he is also fine. Or he will be. Once everything stops spinning.

Honestly remind me to finish this at some point lol.

[paper-lilypie]

CLOWNS?????? FUCK NO

[markscherz]

Do you have a favourite rain toad? I love them. They're so round and look grumpy even though they aren't.

Did you know that there are arboreal rainfrogs‽

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Meet the genus Callulina, from the rainforests of Tanzania and Kenya

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Who said you had to be lithe to take to the trees?

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You may not like it, but this is what Peak Performance looks like.

[violent138]

If any of the Batsiblings ever end up in serious medical trouble, to the point they've been forced onto bedrest or put into a medically-induced coma, their siblings will rotate in shifts (and require physical force to be removed sometimes) or hover at windowsills and talk at the patient and meddle so much that Leslie keeps having to smack their hands away from IV lines or wrestle back her stethoscope. But the second said sibling wakes up it converts spontaneously to around the clock taunting, shoulder punches that nearly send them and their crutches into the floor, silent help during PT, and someone coming by to coerce pain meds onto you with bedside manner so bad that you forget all about almost dying and start planning homicide.

[tippenfunkaport]

Adora had been living at Bright Moon for three months before she learned there was a shorter way to the dining room, Glimmer just always took them the long way around so no one saw her baby mural.

[sage-nebula]

SLINGER, NO. GO TO YOUR ROOM, YOU'RE GROUNDED

[vioyume]

Just some panels I like from the latest issue.

[cloudwhisper23]

You kill baby … you always KILL BABY HOW DARE YOU

You cannot tell me you haven't at least considered the possibility before, c'mon! There's no rules saying I can't kill Cassie!!!

[enjoytheglow]

Since Mae's gonna say it a lot, y'all who haven't seen Reefer Madness need to hear the way she says "Just fell, that's all!"

@emprean @legbite @crisisbabe @nothingtrivial @trailnapped @themeekwillinherit @vihilum

Edit: not sure why only some of the tags are working but anyway

[taviokapudding]

Told my dad there's bats in our neighborhood because I can hear their very cute echo location going in the opposite direction of us talking

Turns out he didn't know so Ima share this just in case, people talking but especially loud people like my dad throw off their ability to hunt bugs in the same way a house party at 2am on 4/20 keeps my ass awake but not energetic enough to make food - yeah I could go to the party and get food but it might not be the best with all the strangers getting high that I don't know. It's a risk to hunt near humans because we have a history of freaking out or hurting them when they do roll up out of self defense when really they want those bugs trying to eat your ass. And if you're calm and chill like me, sometimes they just be smacking into you if you're sitting outside and they think you're a tree or stump.

In short, don't wear headphones on at night if you're sitting outside for many safety reasons but also because if those high pitched squeaks are getting closer, you should probably get out of the way or move for your own safety before a or multiple bats hit/land onto you with a meaty slap & confused squeaking

And if you're hearing different pitches- is a cloud of bats, duck to the right or left and make noise (I usually do tiny pop noises to not scare them since it's usually babies and younger bats who fuck up and fly too low) so they know you're there and can move

[catboybrain]

sniffles sadly. every day im so sad that fnaf didnt go with placing vanny into aftons role.... god forbid women do anything ! ! !

[krysmcscience]

There are different variants of impostors in Breach, so here's the four out of ten I've actually designed, LMAO

Human variant - Humans are the only sapient hosts outside their own species that impostors have used. Humans don't much care for it. :) (Pictured human variant: Daniel "Ghost" Fulton, lead infiltrator of the First Vessel.)

Stalker variant - Humans call them dragons, because of course they do. Stalkers are stealthy bastards, which sometimes lets them eat inattentive impostors, so obviously they are also the impostors' favorite choice for hosts. (Pictured stalker variant: Red's layer)

Base variant - The original, all-natural impostor form, and what other variants look like in their larval states before they molt into their variant proper. Base variants are born from sick or older impostors who want to contribute to the next generation before they die. They can be just about any color, which is determined somewhat by genetics, but mostly by their host's diet, environment, stress levels, and general temperament, as well as the degree of care with which the host is prepared and tended up until the birth. (Pictured base variant: the Grand Elder)

Swiper variant - Little thievery bois that humans insist look like some kind of fucked up deer that fused with a raccoon and then learned how to skitter around like a lizard. Impostors like to eat swipers more than use them for hosts, but they're fast and flexible, so they'll do in a pinch. (Pictured swiper variant: Shio's sibling, and only other surviving clan member.)

sometimes it's kind of inconvenient that impostors don't typically bother with names

The maw, tendrils, and slit pupils are all purely impostor traits, and can be masked to blend in properly with the variant species. Most of their preferred hosts have claws and sharp fangs, save for in the case of humans, in which case those traits can also be masked.

Technically the human variant tendrils reach down to the floor, but I got lazy here, lol.

And now, some more aliens:

Save for the last alien, which is Brand Spankin' New, these species show up in basically all of my stories, and Breach is no exception. They'll likely only be referenced, though, because otherwise I will probably get very easily distracted. It tends to happen. Anyway, here's the deets:

Krylochan - Symbiotic plant species in empty husk bodies cloned from a favored host species (my art does not show specifics because it’s a pain, but their ‘hair’ is more of a thin, straw-like fringe – the main sign of being fully combined with a Krylochan). They have very powerful psionics, and used to be very warlike, as well as far more parasitic than symbiotic, but they're starting to chill out a bit due to social pressures from other alien species. (Pictured Krylochan: Salim Yveri.)

Elmaatian - Tribal species of furries who learned to use the energy of the universe to traverse the stars, without any tech whatsoever. They like to meet new people and experience new things (not so much *learn* – just experience). Though they give off a very chill, peaceable vibe, they know their way around a fight and can wreck your shit in a heartbeat. :) (This species was derived from a creation of @pigeonfeather - go check their stuff out, they are Neat) (Pictured Elmaatian: Rensi of Ezeralt)

Mottimite - Goofy spider folks who love tech and trading, but will often make what other species view as garbage trades. As in, top of the line tech for literal dirt, because look, they don’t need the tech at the moment, but they definitely need that dirt right hekkin’ now. Very fun to hang out with, if you can keep up with their jargon and how ridiculously fast they talk. (Pictured Mottimite: Trivitt'k)

Ascenti - Centaur-like species who maintain galactic peace through incredible diplomatic skill and a vast library of information. Unfortunately they have found humans to be Very Resistant to listening in...specific instances (re: impostors). Ascenti have creepy fucked up limbs they can shift in basically any direction - they think it's graceful and elegant, which is Very Important to them, but it mostly just skeeves everyone else out. (Pictured Ascenti: Orator "Pex" Mitarussi)

For reference, humans are the same general size as Elmaatians. So Mottimites are kinda shrimpy, Krylochans are kinda big, and Ascenti are Fukken Hyuge

There's also the Conduits, which are not a single species, but rather single chosen individuals from just about every species in the universe; so, technically, the individuals above could also be Conduits (they're not, tho). The Conduits carry and can use a strangely large share of energy from Creation, who (perhaps obviously) created the universe, and who is otherwise presently inert for reasons They never bothered to share with anyone, much less properly explain. Also strangely, but perhaps fittingly, all Conduits seem to share the exact same mindset despite their many differences, and tend to hang back from the various goings-on in society. Here's a couple Actual Conduits:

One of these Conduits is very much not like the others, but I won't say which one or why~ ;)

Pictured from left to right: Skuveis, Ushul, Dratheia, and "Gazer"

In other news, I am so so SO fucking close to escaping this shithole town. Maybe one or two more weeks and then the moving and trailer conversion process can get started...!

[primowishes]

//Thinking about Idyia a lot tbqh

[lovelywingsart]

What does Emilia’s voice sound like when she’s in her cadou form?

Oh my sweet darling, I'm very glad you asked~ I actually brought this up in the Metalworks Discord and made a little chart for it, but-

Fully Mutated Emelia sounds like Venom with a British accent when she speaks, and sounds like Hannah Wendigo from Until Dawn ('Hanndigo') when she screeches or mimics regular human screaming.

In other words, she is both sultry/gritty and absolutely fucking terrifying.