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I wanna pull that sunday's chicken wings and say "is this real? can I have one too?" HSMKDMSK you know what I mean
sunday our kfc chicken boy, i also feel the same nonnie âđť i also want to pull his halo and see what happens
#is it like magnet#like when u pull it he follows#can i throw it like a frisbee#azul.interacts#asks anon
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why do you gotta tell me the same thing THRICE if it's still not out for delivery!!
#leo.txt#it's EXACTLY 15 kilometers away from my home by car! i checked!!!!!! you are so unserious i swear to god#fedex denmark do you not deliver on thursdays or fridays??? hm???? im pretty sure you do??????????????#like come on im this close to just walking out to your storage facility and pick it up by myself! and i'm a lazy asshole with adhd!!!!#denmark is so teeny tiny you could just like THROW THE THING and ill catch it with my mouth like a dog with a frisbee ITS NOT THAT HARD#this package is essential to my life! not really! but you ARE actively killing and murdering me and kicking me in the nuts by withholding i#and yknow what????? you guys don't even deliver it to my house half the time anyway!!! you just get confused because theres 2 doors#and youre like 'lol whatever not my problem' and send it to the kiosk instead!#BUT you never even send it to the NEAREST KIOSK THAT'S LIKE 2 SECONDS AWAY#you ALWAYS send it to the one that's WAYYYYY FURTHER AWAY FOR SOME REASON#what did the other poor storeowner do to you??? why do you hate and mistreat both of us so? isn't life hard enough as it is?#we literally PRINTED OUT A SIGN and TAPED IT TO THE GLASS OF /BOTH FRONT DOORS/#with INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAILMEN#telling you that if the package is too big to fit in the mailbox to the rightmost entrance#then just CALL THE DOORPHONE and you'll immediately be let inside#so you can leave it in the entrance!!!!#WE MADE YOU A SIGN! IT'S FOR YOU!!!! THAT WAS SO NICE OF US#and yet you still just leave us in the dust (THE DUST???) (the DUST.......)#and whenever one of my packages gets sent to the kiosk anyway IT OFTEN TAKES SEVERAL DAYS FOR MY LETTER OF NOTICE TO ARRIVE#/AS A PHYSICAL PAPER LETTER. IN THE MAIL. BY YOU/#LITERALLY 1984#SEND POST
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Y'know, my personal HC for the PokĂŠmon AU will always be Blacephalon!Sun/Moon bc it's cute, but I'm also slightly warming up to the idea of Solrock!Sun/Lunatone!Moon just because of how funny it is.
#imagine a single solrock in charge of a whole ass daycare#imagine a lunatone just blankly staring at you in the dark during naptime#who left these pokemon in charge#they can't even speak#i mean neither can blacephalon#but at least they have Hands#pokemon au#you could throw lunatone!moon like a frisbee#he'd hate it but the kids would go Nuts
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Have you seen the new developments with Hyacinthus and Sun
Yes I have! I've been watching from afar. It's kind of sweet and I'm glad they're getting somewhere
(And, it's incredibly amusing watching them talk around each other.)
#I like Sun but they can be dense in more ways than one (/lh)#although...someone make sure nobody's throwing metal frisbee around#Mercury mail
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in positive vaguely women's sports news... the sign up for my summer frisbee league is open NEXT WEEK!
#I have to rank my athleticism my throws and my field skills#From 1-6????#I have good endurance mid speed not much quickness not much jumping ability#My throws.... R okay but nothing special but I CAN do both forehand and backhand idk how accurate they are... like... mid????#And my field skills.... ummm probably bad but I know vert stack ho stack cup and a lil about zone#I'm giving myself a 4 for athleticism a 3 for throws and a 3 for field skills bc i feel im very quick to pick it up...#Sorry maybe I should make a frisbeeposting tag#Or I could just file it under my running tag ig#Or make u all look at this anyway#I think im gonna play the easy league not the strategy league#And if I want more challenge I can do the harder one next year#my college teammate said the harder one was fine#But she's also waaaay better than me so#It's mixed frisbee#So like 8 men 6 women on the team or smth#4-3 field ratio
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GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES!!!! >:D
#rennikorambles#ITS YA BOY#BACK FROM VACATION#i got back last night but we were all EXHAUSTED so we passed out#but now i RETURN#the beach was pretty fun glad there was a pool around too#like. i dont really like the beach that much in itself#like the sand the salt water the heat i dont really like#but the things you can do there are just so fun i can never say no#and WE PLAYED FRISBEE. WE HAD A FRISBEE AND WE PLAYED WITH IT AND OH MY GOD#i felt a DOG LIKE INSTINCT.#i was pretty good at throwing and every time i caught it i felt euphoria like YES YES I CAUGHT IT WOOHOO HAHAH YIPPEE#we also brought a boomerang but we forgot how to throw it properly so.. (my brother's finger went through some shit... rip brian)#and we met some new friends! well more like my dad was invited by his pal (who i can just SEE why theyre friends istg)#and his family were the ones coming with us! and so we met their kids and they were all pretty great#the oldest one of them was younger than me so i felt powerful <3#we also played some uno flip and some other games it was just real fun#anyways! lets see what ive missed <3
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YOO there IS context but IM NOT SHARING IT. Have Mikey using his small intestine as a lasso. Have a good day đ
#tw body horror#tw blood#blood tw#i think#rottmnt#rottmnt mikey#tmnt#rottmnt au#Raph can pull his eye out and use it like a baseball#Leo can spontaneously combust#then respawn#Donnie can pull his softshell off and throw it like a frisbee#Or a boomerang#Lol not sorry
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I think our runs would be much more successful if there was consistency with the kind of dog that came in the ring with me. Sometimes she surprises me being gogogo and I canât keep up with her and panic and bungle my handling and other times Iâm ready for her to gogogo and she is sad and slow and I canât do the crosses I planned because she doesnât have the speed or confidence to work at that distance being sad and slow
#this is my way of saying I feel So Not Ready for regionals next week đ#I donât feel like Iâm getting the practice in class I used to be getting or want to be getting#but I donât want to not go to class because she needs the environmental exposure as much as anything else#and then i question if sheâs even in the right sport cause I throw her a frisbee#and she freaking gallops so hard you can feel it through the ground#estrella#dog agility
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âGuess who just finished with all of his school work today!â
- A person who wants to hit a piledriver on their brain and then hit an elbow drop on it
#shitposting#my brain hurts#just to make it explictly clear i am the person here i fucking hate my brain right now#i want to take my brain out of my head and throw it into the sun but itâs deflated so i can only chuck it like a frisbee at best#can you tell iâm struggling with processing that iâm done with high school after i make it alive to my graduation? not a fun feeling tbh
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//i need to work on getting back onto swing of things but also. not today <3
(aka: its 7am, i havent slept yet, and like AllTM my games r updating today so Oops)
#mun babbles //#i miss rping n wanna thread But Also atp plotting et cetera is needed so im just that dog w frisbee comic meme#'NO PLOT ONLY THREADS !!!!!!!' which like :sob: not how this WORKS dude u kno this#(tbf i can spit out starters at speed of light so that eliminates That obstacle for peeps who struggle w / hate them but like hgsgh)#either way i am once again encouraging yall to just throw down stuff u want starters for like a yugioh win machine deck#and i Willst answer accordingly !!!#(and lbh prolly faster than those things r liable to finish the win in win machine LOL but--)
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DCxDP fanfic idea: Unwanted House Guest
Danny gets the bright idea to make his friends summoning disks in the case of emergencies. It's mostly due to a fight with a ghost that was so dangerous that his parents were forced to seal everyone in town behind another force field.
The only thing was, Danny winded up on the other side of it, seeing as no one realized Phantom and Fenton were one and the same. It took forever for Sam and Tucker to disable the force field, allowing Danny to go in and finish off the ghost wrecking havoc.
A metalsmith in the Zone made the disks for him using runes he selected for the design. The ghost had given Danny a warning before he started on the commission, repeatedly asking if the Halfa was certain he wanted to go through with it.
Apparently, the runes were a lost language of the Ancients, and while a direct translation was unavailable, he could make out that they would ensnare Danny to the summoner.
If that meant Danny would be their prisoner or forced to do their bidding, was anyone's guess. It was confirmed to be dangerous to even think of giving somone the chance to find out using Danny as a test subject.
But Danny trusted Sam and Tucker more than anyone in the multiverse. He pushed through with the disks.
The disks were disguised to look like a necklace, and when thrown like a Frisbee, the runes would activate and pull him to the location it landed in.
Danny was happy to see it was able to bypass forced fields, solid walls, long distances, and giving his friends means to get help as quickly as possible.
It was all well and good until Sam lost her necklace. Or more like she put it down in her room to shower, and her mother had gone through her room to throw away "problematic" belongings. Her parents had gotten it into their heads that Sam needed a firmer hand in changing her Gothic outlook on life and would randomly get rid of her things.
It was getting to the point Sam rarely spent any time at home and she was saving till the day she could leave and not ever return. Her parents were in a panic over it, trying even harder to control her life.
Thankfully, her grandmother had left her the entire estate, so Sam didn't need to worry about them controlling her finically. She just needed to hit eighteen, surviving with the help of Danny and Tucker.
Danny had an entire box of her things hidden in his house, as she had stashed some with Tucker, too. She was worried they would get rid of the last few things her grandma gave her before the older woman's passing.
She was in tears when she reported the lost summoning disk. Danny assured her that he didn't blame her, even of he was uncomfortable with the idea that a means to forcefully teleport him was lost somewhere in the world.
He prayed it did not fall into the wrong hands, as he went into the Zone to ask the metalsmith to make him another necklace.
The ghost had the good graces to not tell Halfa a "I told you so" while he made Sam's replacement.
Three years passed before Sam's lost disk became a problem. It had fallen into the wrong hands, alright.
It had fallen into Lex Luther's hold, and the man wanted Danny to kill Superman. There was a moment of horror where Danny thought he would be forced to go through it when he realized that no.
The only thing the runes did was tie him to Lex, making it impossible to be more than 20 miles away from the man. A string of light would appear around their wrists and flung them together as if someone had handcuffed them.
The other great thing was that the disks automatically changed him into Phantom, and Lex was unaware of Danny's human side. He just thought he was cursed with a nineteen year old Ghost King.
"How can the great and powerful Ghost King be a child?! A useless one at that!" Lex snared while gesturing at the glowing young adult.
Danny raises a brow from where he is soaking in Lex's expensive suit hot tub. " I'm not the one who can't get over my ex. Buy a cat or something, man. "
"I was never with Superman!"
" Don't you have a kid with him? Superboy? He's biologically Superman and your son, right? Deadbeat. "
"That's not.....get out of my house!"
"No." Danny sips some of Lex's fancy wine. " i like it here. It's been ages since I been in the human realm."
Lex also seemed unaware that Danny was trapped with him. It was better to play it off as a higher being bothering him so the man wouldn't try to make him do anything until Danny was able to free himself.
#Dcxdpdabbles#dcxdp crossover#Unwanted House Guest#part 1#Danny is haunting Lex Luther's every waling moment#a summons gone wrong#crack#Sam is struggling with her parents
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And the douchebag award of the night goes to my uncle!!! Who is drunk, and just spent the last 30 minutes shitting on my art and telling me it sucks!!! đ
#i live with him and his girlfriend now#his girlfriend is super sweet but jesus christ i can only take so much of him#he claims hes 'trying to inspire me to expand my bubble and be better' but all hes making me want to do is throw my ipad like a frisbee-#into a fucking brick wall#its ine thing when comments like that come from strangers online#or even family at times#but with him its just a while other level#hes so unnecessarily aggressive and rude and hes so quick to just absolutely tear you down nd if you like anything outside of what he#god forbid you have different interests than him he just shits on you until youre screaming at him to fucking go away#i hate that i have to live here#i cant go home and i dont have other family or friends i can go to#like im thankful for a roof over my head but i just dont know how much of this drunk aggressive belittling i can take#just moments with mikky#ok to interact#sorry for the rant im just losing my fucking mind
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You Let Me Complicate You
18+ 4k homelander x f!reader. bickering, post-breakup sex, dubcon/coercion, angst, jealousy, emotional manipulation, implied murder, stalking, boundary smashing, breaking and entering, cunnilingus, penetrative sex. read on AO3. written as a follow-up to the breakup, but can be read as a standalone. gif credit.
Breaking up with Homelander is... complicated. After all, it is a god that loves you.
"What do I taste like?" You asked him once, drunk on pleasure and those early honeymoon days of loving him. Heâd been slow to answer, thinking it over. "Love," he said at last. "Like you love me." You wonder if that holds true. If he can still taste love in you. If thatâs why heâs so eager to devour you, or if the absence of it has made him even hungrier.
Homelander is an aberration.
Stronger than a hundred men, faster than a bullet and sharp as a tack all paired with a teaspoonâs depth of emotional maturity. Heâs volatile, twisted, broken in ways no amount of therapy could ever hope to duct tape back together. Heâs no better off than a dog that bites to kill. No matter how he got to this point, the best thing for himâfor the worldâwould be to put him down by any means necessary.
Too bad you canât seem to stop fucking him.
Itâs late when you hear the front door open with a distinct crack. Youâre sprawled out on the couch in the living room, one leg draped lazily over the armrest. What comes next is no surprise to youâa shock of primary colors filling the narrow doorway, a handsome face made ghoulish by the haunting light of the television in an otherwise dark room.
âYou nailed the door shut,â Homelander says, the inflection of his voice somewhere between a question and a statement.
âBecause you broke it,â you throw back, a stale Twizzler balanced between your lips. It had tasted good enough when you started eating it, but nowâin his presenceâthe sweetness of it has turned sour.
âYou changed the locks,â he says with a light shrug, cape swaying as he meanders towards you. âMy key didnât work.â
âYour key? Stealing a key to my house does not make it your key,â you say tersely, lifting your foot to press it firmly to his thigh, stopping him in his tracks.Â
He glances down, a mirthless smile tugging at the corner of his mouth before he catches your ankle in his gloved hand, yanking you down the couch so suddenly you lose your Twizzler to the floor with a gasp. Itâs one thing to know that Homelander has strength enough to throw cars like frisbees. Itâs another to feel it. It sends a rush of adrenaline through you like a jolt, followed swiftly by something hotter low in your naval.
âYâknow, Iâve been thinking,â he begins, dropping your ankle. He lifts his knee and slots it between your legs, his opposite boot on the floor, his hand braced on the back of the couch, pinning you in place.
âDonât hurt yourself,â you cut in dryly, moving to shift up the couch, away from him. He snatches your shoulder, halting you with ease. His thumb strokes your skin idly, goosebumps erupting beneath his touch.
âAnd Iâve realized that this whole⌠thing between you and I, this âwill they, wonât they,â â he says, bobbing his head side to side. âItâs getting stale. Donât you think itâs about time we progressed the plot?â He asks, leaning in close.
You brace your hand against his chest, holding him in place as ineffectually as you did earlier. You both know itâs all a game. Itâs all pretense. There had been fondness between you onceâlove, evenâbut youâre done with that now. You have to be done with it, or Homelander will swallow you whole. Heâs a black pit, a murderer, and his need knows no end. Heâll destroy you and everything you know and love if he thinks itâll satiate that need.
Youâve lost enough. You canât afford to lose any more of yourself to him.
âJesus Christ, you even think in TV script,â you say, pushing on his chest. He leans back, but not by much. It sends a terrible little chill down your spine. âIâm starting to think the only thing that might actually kill you is an original thought.â
His eyes narrow and his bright white teeth flash predatorily in the darkness. âYouâre lucky I havenât broken your neck,â he says, hand slipping from your shoulder to your throat. The sharp press of his thumb into your windpipe steals your breath, makes your thighs tighten on either side of his leg snug between yours. His lips split into an unkind grin. âOr maybe not. Youâd probably like that.â
âYouâre disgusting,â you spit, gripping his wrist with your other hand. Your pulse is starting to throb against the leather of his glove. He moves his thumb from your windpipe to your jaw and turns your head away, leaning in with a deep, pointed inhale along your neck.
âIs that why your hormones are going haywire? Because I disgust you?â He asks, grinding his thigh between your legs in a way that makes you gasp. âYâknow, given how full of it you are, I was sure Iâd smell the bullshit on you. But all I smell⌠is how fucking wet you are.â
He grabs your hip and the memories come to you like muscle memory. How good it feels to be gripped and fucked and loved by someone beyond your comprehension. To feel as if youâve stopped the world turning and called the sun itself to shine on you alone.
You twist your chin out of his grip and level him with a heated stare. âI hate you,â you hiss, grasping for the knife you know will twist the deepest.Â
It works for a second, his smug expression faltering, but only for an instant. His jaw sets, and his lips curl into that same unkind smile. âCâmon, babe,â he coos, the intimate familiarity woven into that pet name making your skin crawl. âWe both know that I can always tell when youâre lying.â
He kisses you like he always has. Like you belong to him. In a way, you suppose you always will. Thereâs nothing you can do to pry your throat from Homelanderâs jaws. Nowhere you can run that he wonât eventually find you. Like quicksand, the more you fight, the tighter he clamps down. Truth be told, though, that isnât the worst of it. The worst of it is that the tighter he grips you, the less you want to fight him.
His tongue slithers into your mouth like a serpent into the garden and you bite down hard. While pliant between your teeth, the flesh doesnât yield. It never will. He never will. Instead he moans a little chuckle that fades into a rumble against your lips.
âThat how itâs gonna be?â He asks, the words rasped into your mouth. âYâwanna bite and claw? Play hard to get?â He laughs, the sound of it reedy and light, like itâs all a silly little game of make-believe. âI can do that.â
He reeks of his own desperation for what he says to be true. More than anything, he wants to dress up his desires as yours. He wants to believe heâs giving you what you want. That way, he can trick himself into believing you need him.
He bites the middle tip of his glove and tugs it off with his teeth, tossing it aside. His bare thumb brushes your lip, smearing his spit and yours. âI saw you with that fucking loser,â he says, the airiness suddenly gone from his voice.
Your stomach drops. Two days ago youâd been with a man. Youâd been so desperate to forget him that night that anyone would have done the job. You stumbled out with some nobody from the bar whoâd been good enough for a sloppy makeout session in the back of his truck, but not good enough to bring home. It hadnât ended well.
How close of an eye is Homelander keeping on you?
âIâd be angry if it hadnât been so fuckinâ pathetic,â he says through his teeth.
âLiar,â you say tightly. You feel his fury in the tension of his body. Heâs pissed that youâd seek this out anywhere else. As if he still has a claim over your body. Your pleasure.
His eyes flash up to yours. He sneers, pushing his thumb between your lips. âI watched you bite his lip until he bled. I watched him slap you,â he says, dragging the pad of his thumb along the ridges of your bottom teeth. The memories come to you as he speaks them, every moment of it made bleary by alcohol. âYou wanted it rough, but he couldnât handle you, could he? Because youâre used to something better. Youâre used to a god.â
You sneer right back at him, yanking your head to the side, his thumb slipping from between your lips. âCould you be any more in love with yourself? Go fuck yours-â
âI still had to kill him, of course,â he continues nonchalantly, grinding your thoughts to a screeching halt. He laughs humorlessly. âFor kissing you. And, wellâfor everything else, obviously. Slapping you,â he says, brushing his knuckles down your cheek. The same one the man had struck. âHumping your leg like a fucking dog.â
âWhy are you doing this?â You ask, throat tight. Bile burns at the back of it. All you wanted was to get away from this. The blood, the horror of it. Yet no matter what you do to dissuade him, he brings death to your doorstep. âYou have everything. You could have anyone. Why are youââ
âBecause I want you,â he hisses, words so sharp his sharp teeth snap together. âBecause I love you, and thatâs what you do when you love someone,â he says. You can feel the accusation building in his words. âYou donât give up on them. And if that means cleaning up every dirty little mistake you make,â he says softly, lips brushing the shell of your ear. âSo be it.âÂ
A cold shiver rolls down your spine. You stare woundedly at him, lips parted, brows pinched together, the misery of it all etched into every line of your face. He stares at you in turn, and after a beat, his own hard expression softens.
âHey, hey,â he says, the heat of his breath a ghostly kiss on your lips. âItâs okay,â he says, brushing the tip of your nose with his. âI forgive you.â
He kisses you again, more tender now. Your eyes prickle with tears. His gentleness hurts so much more than his violence. It disarms you, carries you to a time when things were simpler between you. Sweeter and warmer.Â
Homelander makes the world feel wonderful and dangerous, like standing in the middle of an electric storm. Being loved by him is the feeling of having your ribs cracked open, your heart cradled in his bare hands, possessive and bloody. What had been thrilling grew stifling, a feeling you realize now never truly went away.
Heâs inescapable, literally and figuratively. Even when he isnât inviting himself into your home or lurking in the periphery of your vision, Voughtâs hero is plastered on every billboard and screen in the city. You haven't been able to breathe without inhaling the thick miasma of him.
Tears roll down to your temples as you kiss him back, both hands fisted in his soft hair, tugging. He makes a pleased little sound against your lips, teeth grazing your bottom lip. Heâs always kissed like a man possessedâlike every brush of your lips is a drop of salvationâbut the hunger heâs developed since you tried to leave him is unparalleled. He kisses you like he means to devour you whole.
You bite back a sob, but the hiccuped noise of it catches his attention nonetheless. He breaks from you, looking down at you with a feverish mix of yearning, impatience and something that almost resembles pity, which might be the closest thing he knows to sympathy.
âHey,â he coos, dusting your jaw with feather light kisses. âDonât cry.â
âItâs awful,â you choke out.
âWhat is?â
âYour love.â
âI know,â he says after a prolonged pause. âItâs all I know.â
You look at him, the image of him bleary through your tears. Thereâs a morose resignation in his ocean-storm eyes, a distance that makes him seem far, far away from you, even as you taste the heat of his breath on your lips.
Focus returns to his gaze, and suddenly heâs present again. âItâs all I know,â he says again, his tone made of wood, stiff and splintering.
Swallowing the lump in your throat, you lift your palm to his cheek, hovering just shy of touching. Heâs pulled to it like a magnet, nuzzling into your palm, eyes closing. His hand slides down the familiar slopes of your body, settling at your hip, where his fingertips sink in like claws, the pressure of them shy. For as vicious as things have gotten between you, heâs never hurt you. A fact he lords over you as if he should be applauded for it.
I love you more than anything. You know that, right? That I would never do anything to hurt you? Heâd asked you during that first fight. When everything went wrong.Â
Youâd only been able to nod then, trapped with a man you didnât recognize wearing the face of the man you loved.
Thatâs right. Of course you do. Because if I wanted to hurt you, I would have. It would have been easy, huh?
Despite how desperately youâve tried to fortify yourself against him, itâs still so easy.
Homelander is an aberration, but so too is he a man, and there was a time when the man was all that you saw. When the monster at the core of him reared its head, bloody and unrepentant, that became all you could see in him. Now, the two are so irrevocably tangled in the sinew of the other, youâre never sure which youâre looking at.
âI miss you,â you confess to the man in him, voice so soft only his ears possibly could have discerned the words. As if you can hide the words from the monster lurking behind if you speak them quietly enough.Â
He looks as confused as your own aching heart. âIâm here,â he says, everything in his tone willing you to believe it. He doesnât understand that you miss who he was before you knew what he was.
A mournful noise swells in your chest, but he kisses you before it can escape. âIâm here,â he says again, the hand at your hip turning into a fist in the fabric of your clothes, tearing them at the seams. âIâll make you feel better,â he says between presses of his lips, hungry and rushing, like he can outspeed your miserable grief. âLet me make you feel good.â
Sex has always been an avenue of redemption for Homelander. Whether heâs frustrated, anxious, wounded or a combination of them all, heâs sought to remedy it through a good orgasm. He treats you as though the notion should hold true for you: the fight doesnât count so long as he makes you come.
Yet again, youâre left stricken by him. As you have a dozen times before, all you can do is nod. Deep in your core, you know heâs right. He can make you forget this horrible ache in yourself, the grief and the fear. He can take you away to the dream youâd lived before you met the beast in his shadow.Â
Coherent thought turns to water slipping between the cracks of your mind as Homelanderâs bare fingers brush your inner thigh. You suck in a sharp breath that leaves you as a shudder and you clutch at his collar, twisting the fabric, unsure if you mean to push him away or pull him closer.
Homelander makes the choice for you, closing the distance and kissing you too gently, too sweetly. You spur him with your teeth, needing it faster, harder. Needing it to hurt just enough to not feel entirely right. He ignores your prompt, focused wholly on tasting you, on sliding his fingers up into the waiting warmth between your thighs. He presses the pad of his middle finger to your clit, deft and familiar.
You sigh, closing your eyes, ready to lose yourself to the feel of something good. He slides serpentine down your body, kissing you through your shirt, nipping at your skin through the fabric for the way it makes you jump. His lips trail down until they pass the hem of your shirt, finding where heâs stripped you. His mouth is unbearably warm, breath hot huffs on your bare skin, goosebumps erupting everywhere.
He mouths at your hip, sucks the skin dark before trailing further down, leaving a constellation with his lips. The scorching wet heat of his tongue feels like a brand on your clit, replacing his hand with his mouth.Â
You thread your fingers into his hair, widening the spread of your legs to allow for the way he shoulders under and between them, lifting your lower half. He nuzzles into the nectary sweetness of you, moaning unabashedly for your familiar taste.
What do I taste like? You asked him once, drunk on pleasure and those early honeymoon days of loving him. Everything about him fascinated you; did his super smell lend itself to super taste? Could he pick out each note of you, dissect your profile into sections?
Heâd been slow to answer, thinking it over.
Love, he said at last. Like you love me.
You wonder if that holds true. If he can still taste love in you, if thatâs why heâs so eager to devour you, or if the absence of it has made him even hungrier. If he plunges his tongue to the core of you in the hopes he might discover lingering shreds of what the two of you once had.
A moan escapes you. His fingers bite into your thighs, tongue coaxing more. Restraint dissipating, you tighten your grip on his hair and tug, grinding hard against his mouth. He knows the stepping stones of your pleasure as well as you know yourself, knowing just when to suck, when to lick. Heâs more relentless than any other man could hope to be, never needing to stop for breath, never succumbing to aching muscles. He maintains a pace that sends you careening so viciously towards release, you give a choking gasp when it hits you, your head thrown back against the couch as euphoric relief rolls through you in waves.
Homelander shrugs out from under your trembling thighs, his mouth slick and shining, eyes predator wide. Youâre both panting, silently gauging the other. Youâre first to break the standoff, his hunger infectious. You climb onto your knees and grab his shoulders, pushing his back to the couch, straddling him. He keens when you kiss him, an addictive sound that gives you a deceptive sense of power.
He murmurs your name in fervent repetition, dragging his mouth along your skin, inhaling you like a drug. You unbuckle his belt with the ease of experience, unzip his pants and slip your hand inside. Curling your fingers around his cock, you find it already hard and dripping in anticipation.
âAnything you want,â he breathes, the words coming between the prayer-like recitation of your name. âMoney, diamonds, anything, Iâll make you a queen,â he says, eyelids fluttering at your touch. He pledges these things like an act of devotion, but you recognize this Faustian bargain for what it is. It will cost you your heart and soul.
âIâll make you a god,â he moans at a particularly deft twist of your wrist.
Making you come will have to be enough for now.
âFuck me,â you tell him breathlessly. âThe way I like it.â
Like flipping a switch, the dazed pleasure in his eyes sharpens. The corners of his mouth tug, his upper lip twitches, eager tension slipping into his touch as his hands slide up your thighs, grasping your hips. His fingers sink in tight enough to bruise, despite the gentleness of his touch. The immeasurable power lurking within his unassuming frame is a novelty that never wears off, a thrill that shocks you to your core no matter how many times you experience it.
Like a vicious storm, heâs beautiful and terrible in equal measure. Caught in the eye of his maelstrom, the only thing left for you to do is weather him.
He guides you down onto his cock in one slow, agonizing pull. Even with his spit and your orgasm easing the way, itâs too much all at once. Relishing the aching burn of being split apart by him, you make a noise that gives him pause. You donât let him stop. You brace your hands on his shoulders and lift off of him almost entirely before sinking back down deeper than you had before, wringing a moan from him in turn.
Homelanderâs fingers dig securely into your back as your bodies slot together and find an old, familiar rhythm. By now he knows exactly the angle to take to best pleasure you. You let out a shaky sigh at the warmth that spreads through you, the pressure of your climax building, his heat sinking into you like the light of the sun itself.
Youâre used to a god.
You cup his face and kiss him. You bite his lip until you should taste blood. You dig your nails into his skin so hard your knuckles ache. If he notices it, heâs only pleased by it.
âIâd move heaven and hell for you,â he swears between kisses, ripping the shirt from your body. The cool air hits your damp, hot skin like a shock.Â
âI donât want them,â you say, voice catching on one of his sharp and sudden thrusts. Heâs close. You can feel it in the tightness of his muscles, in the erratic, merciless way he drives into you.
âDoesnât matter,â he says, voice reedy, tight. He kisses down your chest, scrapes his teeth over the swell of your breasts. âTheyâre yours. Itâs all yours. Iâm yours.â
Those words should hit you like a prison sentence, but they donât.
They make you come.
Homelander holds you tightly as he, too, breaks into pieces, filling you with light and heat. He chokes more promises against your skin, kisses the salt from your skin and licks it greedily from his lips. You spin in place in his arms, dizzy on your own orgasm, riding out the aftershocks with his cock throbbing against the quiver of your cunt.
For a long while thereâs nothing but the sound of your breaths and the distant din of the television. The tremors wracking your body gradually fade, and the chill of the open air begins to set in.
Homelander holds you tight as the sweat on your skin cools. He kisses a trail from your neck to your shoulder, nuzzling there before he rests his head down, face tucked into the crook of your neck. You feel wrung dry, eyelids heavy. You card your fingers absently through his hair, body boneless against his. Your eyes ache from crying, but you donât mind it. Strung out like this, the aches left in the wake of pain and pleasure both feel equally good.
âItâs late,â he says warmly, a smile in his tone. He sounds lovesick, the way you both did once upon a time. Back then, you thought you knew every dark corner of his insatiable heart. âWe should sleep.â
âOkay,â you agree, voice frayed. He lifts you gingerly from his lap, adjusting to cradle your naked body to his chest. Despite how Homelander unspools himself before you, youâre always the one left reduced. Bare and vulnerable both physically and emotionally. You slip your arms around his neck as he stands, resting your head on his shoulder.
âI could take you to the tower,â he whispers, sending a chill down your spine. âMy bedâs bigger.â
âNo,â you say, remembering a door you cannot reach, no matter how many times you grasp for it, and the godâs hands that sent you spinning. Heâs already so capable of turning your home into a prison. Youâre not sure youâd ever escape his penthouse. âI want mine.â
Perhaps the most terrible fact of all is that Homelander is neither a god nor a monster.Â
He is simply a man without limitation.
âSure,â he says, kissing your cheek. The touch lingers, dripping with his adoration. âAnything you want.â
So long as it includes him.
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when you get me alone (itâs so simple)
pairing luke castellan x fem! child of aphrodite! reader
synopsis while luke is known for making peopleâs heads turn at camp, you finally give them a reason to stare after learning how much everyone seems to want him
warnings implied sexual content, descriptions of a make out session
authorâs notes happy valentineâs day everyone!! the voices in my head were louder than usual, so i figured we could all use a sweet treat today!! mwah!! i hope yâall enjoy these headcanons
On a particularly slow day, the Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, and Hermes kids decide to spend their free time around the lake. In a glimpse, Luke can be seen laughing with Chris. A radiant smile is plastered upon his lips while he takes in the sight of you. In the distance, Annabeth sits with Grover on a towel, letting her toes wiggle into the warm earth. She watches the water intently, making sure none of her siblings are in any imminent danger when the giggles from Apollo kids, Sadie and Caroline, drown out her thoughts.
âGods, what Iâd give to be in his arms right now.â Annabethâs ears canât help but pick up on the conversation taking place beside her. âItâs no surprise heâs taken. But youâd think as a Hermes kid, heâd go for someone more likeâŚus.â Sadie sighs.
Grover leans in closer to Annabeth, his interest piquing when she rolls her eyes. He fears that the daughter of Athena is going to give them a piece of her mind when she stands, but Annabeth merely picks up the frisbee that lands near her feet. She throws it back to where it came from and sits back down to hear Caroline encouraging Sadie, âCome on, itâs only a matter of time before youâll get your chance. The Aphrodite charm has to wear off eventually. I mean, it always does.â
This time, Grover canât stop her from turning to them. âLook, you donât know how things seem to work around here, so Iâm going to explain something to you.â
âWhat Annabeth means to say is that-â The satyr attempts to soothe the situation, but she cuts him off amidst her stubbornness.
âNow, I know not all the Aphrodite kids are palatable, but Y/N is easily the sweetest one Iâve ever known. And thereâs a real reason as to why Luke is so in love with her. But I guess youâll never find that reason for yourselves if you continue to act like this at camp.â This effectively humbles Sadie and Caroline, who mumble to each other while they make their exit.
As if on cue, you walk up to Grover and Annabeth. Youâre laughing with a Hermes kid that soon leaves to join the game of frisbee, but it dies down when you notice Annabethâs hardened stare. You place a hand on her shoulder, âWhatâs wrong?âÂ
Grover stands and hands over your towel while insisting itâs nothing. But Annabeth cuts Grover off again to explain, âSadie and Caroline were saying things about youâŚand Luke.â You understand what sheâs trying to imply and give her a squeeze.
It was no secret that Luke was well admired among his peers. Most of the time, it isnât even an issue, but there were campers who thought they could change the course of your relationship every now and then.
Sadie and Caroline easily fall under that category, seeing as they completely ignored your existence when Luke decided to take you with him during their initial tour around campâŚthen there was the time Caroline pretended to lose her way at camp as an excuse to get Luke away from you and alone with her. And just two weeks ago, Sadie feigned hopelessness during a sword skills session. As the instructor, it was Lukeâs job to adjust her form. However, it was glaringly obvious the Apollo girl had an ulterior motive, especially when she threw a snarky smile in your direction when she thought you werenât looking.
âOhâŚYou donât have to worry about that, Annie. I can handle myself just fine.â You reassure Annabeth to the best of your ability. She nods and stands to settle herself into your side.
In your peripheral vision, Luke is jogging over to you with his shirt in hand. You donât miss the way Sadie and Caroline ogle at the thin layer of sheen coating his flexing muscles and the lines running down Lukeâs back that arenât actually sparring scars, despite what you tell the curious kids that help him out in the infirmary. You smile when he pats Annabethâs arm and leans over to press a kiss to your forehead. âHey, is it time to head back already?â He asks, putting his shirt on as Annabeth checks her watch.
She huffs, âUnfortunately. We should get going if we donât want to be late. I still have to grab my dagger.â
Itâs a comfortable walk back, and when you reach the Athena cabin, Annabeth bids you two goodbye and runs inside. Lukeâs hand is loosely intertwined with yours as you lead him to the Aphrodite cabin. He raises his eyebrows, asking, âDid you need something from your cabin? I thought you were working on archery right now.â
You push the door open, sheepishly admitting, âI am, but I was actually thinking of skipping out on lessons today.â
Lukeâs tone is suddenly laced with concern, âAre you okay? Did something happen at the lake?â He drops your hand to check you over, but his touch doesnât stray far from your waist to prevent you from moving away. But the gesture is welcomed and you take a step forward, a shy smile peeking through the corners of your lips.
His worry for you falters, mirroring your love struck expression, âOh,â Luke pinches your side. You shove his chest with a shriek. âYouâre awful.â He tells you, but heâs already got a hand tracing lightly over your cheek.
Your gaze switches from his dark eyes down to his lips, âYou love me.â and thatâs all it takes for Luke to dip down his head and meet you halfway. Your hands reach down under his shirt, feeling the warmth radiating from his toned torso. You bite down on his lower lip, and you know youâve sent Lukeâs head spinning when he lets out a short whimper. He attempts to deepen the kiss, but you pull away before he gets the chance.
Your eyes flutter open, whispering, âDo you want to skip lessons with me?â
Lukeâs lips are lingering above yours when he responds, âDid you even have to ask?â and pulls you onto your bed. He settles his back against the wall and hums in content when you begin to pepper pecks on his jawline.Â
After a moment, you pretend to move off of him, âI donât knowâŚyou were pretty excited for combat training earlier. Maybe I should just let you go.â
In retaliation, Lukeâs blunt nails dig into your waist, âDonât you dare.â
A warmth flutters through your stomach when you hear the desperation in his voice. Your fingers itch to tangle themselves in Lukeâs ravenous curls, lightly pulling so he can look up at you. A deceptively innocent smile paints your lips and you donât skip a beat to get him back on you.
Heavy breaths. Discarded shirts. Whispered promises. This is how you spend the next hour in between your skipped lessons and the nightly bonfire. Itâs nice, but you know itâs your cue to take a step back when the crowd of kids crawling outside the cabin becomes heavily audible.
Youâre still on Lukeâs lap when you say, âYou look so pretty like this.â Your eyes flicker from his own to his kiss swollen lips and rowdy hair. Thereâs an urge to run your fingers through them, but you settle for lightly tracing over the fresh love bites that are scattered across his neck and collarbone.
Luke smiles dopily while you admire your work, âI think we should skip lessons more often.â
You finally get off of him, throwing his shirt to his chest while you smooth yours out, âDonât be such a bad influence, youâre a camp counselor.â You canât help but stare again when the marks heavily peek out near his collar, fading in between the orange fabric.
Luke notices your longing gaze and walks over to you, âYou know, youâre not the only one with charm in this relationship. Iâll be fine.â
âYeah, okay. Letâs go, lover boy.â You roll your eyes and take his hand. You stumble on your way out, but Luke is there to catch you. He chuckles and lets his arm rest over your shoulders while you reach up to hook your hand with his. He helps you find your footing until your legs wake up on the way to the amphitheater.
âWait,â You halt just before you reach the steps. You grab Lukeâs necklace, gently pulling him in. You let your hands rest on each side of his marked up neck and he hisses at the feeling of your fingers gently pressing on his sore skin. Luke bites down on your lip in response, savoring the hint of watermelon that seeps through until you pull away, âJust wanted one more.â
Youâre satisfied once you see the hint of pink gloss smeared at the corners of his mouth. He takes your hand again, guiding you inside. You spot some of your sisters, greeting them with a wave. They giggle at you two in response, whispering frantically to each other while you find an empty space at the front of the bonfire.
âHey, is anyone sitting here?â Luke asks Sadie, who happens to be standing to his left alongside Caroline. Chris, whoâs sitting a step above them, unashamedly howls with laughter at the sight. He leans forward to clap Luke on the back, catching the attention of Grover, who sighs in embarrassment, and Annabeth, whoâs trying her best not to giggle at the sight of a gobsmacked Sadie. She and Caroline shake their heads frantically, broken words bubbling from their throats as they take in Lukeâs glossy, blissful smile that he throws at you.
They finally give you the time of day, noticing that the reason for his contentment comes from your own swollen lips. You look back at them with a smile and take your rightful seat next to Luke, who wraps an arm around your waist to pull you closer, watching as they go back to their siblings to start tonightâs singalong.
If the fire glows a little greener as Sadie and Caroline lead the singalong, no one comments on it. They all know better than to mess with the insatiable charm you hold on Luke. After all, you are your motherâs daughter.
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PLEASE!!! im on my hands n knees begging. poly!mauraders with a hyper partner that give off golden retriever vibes I BEG
Happy to oblige my love!
poly!marauders x golden retriever!reader ⥠1k words
Sirius is still in the process of waking up when you come inside, bags of groceries in your arms.Â
âMorning!â You lean over the top of the couch to kiss his cheek as you go by, all but skipping into the kitchen. âHave you been outside? Itâs gorgeous.âÂ
Sirius levels you with a deadpan look. âDo I look like Iâve been outside?âÂ
âYou should,â you say, undeterred by his attitude. âSpring is in the air! The sun is out, the trees are starting to get their little flowersâI even bought us some tulips to put on the table.âÂ
âThatâs nice,â he mumbles, sinking deeper into the cushions. He knows he really should help you unload the groceries, but it feels like his bones have been replaced by barbells. Luckily, he hears a set of footsteps coming down the hall.Â
âHey, sunshine.â James comes in fully dressed, pecking you on the lips before starting the coffee machine. âWhatâd you get?âÂ
âI got tulips,â you tell him excitedly. âHave you been outside? Itâs a really lovely day.âÂ
James smiles, sliding one of the bags away from you as you start snipping the stems of your tulips so theyâll fit in a vase. âYeah, I poked my head out for a sec. It is nice.â His glance slides over to where Sirius languishes on the couch, grin going somewhat cocky. âMorning, Sirius. You could help with the groceries, you know.âÂ
Sirius waves his hand. âTwo of you are enough.âÂ
The coffee machine starts to gurgle, summoning Remus like a sirenâs call. He trudges out of the bedroom, sleep clinging to his frame. Sirius opens his arms commiseratingly.
âItâs hardly ten,â Remus grunts as he collapses into them. âHow have they already been productive?âÂ
âI know, theyâre so perky.â Sirius pets down the cowlick at the back of his boyfriendâs head. âItâs freakish.âÂ
âYouâre freakish,�� you say brightly, bringing them each a cup of coffee. Sirius has no clue how youâve managed to unload the groceries so fast, or where you found the time to doctor his coffee the way he likes it. Youâre like a machine. You laugh giddily when he nips at your fingers as you pull away. âRemus, wait until you see the weather outside, itâs so perfect. I think we should have a picnic. What do you say?âÂ
âI say itâs too early for decisions,â he mumbles, sitting up off Sirius so he can drink his coffee. âBut that sounds nice.âÂ
You beam as if youâve gotten a full-stop go-ahead, breezing back towards the kitchen. âWe can make brownies,â you say, bringing your vase of tulips to the table, âand sandwiches, and lemonade. And we can go to that park with the streamâwhatâs the one?âÂ
You look to James, who in turn looks to Remus.Â
âMayfield,â Remus says.Â
âRight! We can go to Mayfield park, and hike over to that meadow-y area.â Sirius glances your way, and youâve already started taking down the ingredients for brownies. âItâs so sunny and nice out, you guys wonât believe it. We can bring a frisbee or something.âÂ
âHiking and frisbee?â Sirius murmurs to Remus. âI donât like the sound of all this activity.â Remus snorts.Â
âThat sounds great, angel.â James apprehends you before you can start pouring things into the mixing bowl, putting a mug of decaf tea in your hand and steering you towards the living room. âI think these guys are going to take a bit to be ready for all that, but Iâm sure itâll be fun.âÂ
âRight.â You look a bit abashed, sitting down criss-cross-applesauce in the big armchair. âYeah, we donât have to go, like, right now. You guys just woke up.âÂ
âThanks for noticing,â Sirius says wryly. But when you fidget in your seat and he can feel Jamesâ glare boring into the side of his head, he throws in an eye roll of feigned reluctance. âGet over here.âÂ
You happily transfer into his lap, letting him brush your hair aside and squealing when he plants a wet, squelching kiss on your neck. Remus, sensing that Siriusâ attention has a new captive, leans back into James, who winds his arms around Remusâ middle gamely.Â
âNow why would we go outside,â Sirius asks, nosing at the underside of your jaw as you giggle and squirm, âwhen we can just do this all day?âÂ
âYou could just as easily do it outside,â James points out. Sirius whines petulantly against your skin, setting you giggling again.Â
âHeâs right,â you reason, transferring your tea to your other hand so you can wrestle Sirius away from your neck. âWe could do this in the sun, with wildflowers and trees around.âÂ
He pouts. âBut you know I burn easily,â he says, âand poor Remusâ hip canât take the hike.âÂ
âYou donât know what I can take,â Remus huffs, and Sirius realizes heâs chosen the wrong avenue for his argument. âIf my hip hurts, itâs only because your mum was so rough last night.âÂ
âI donât particularly enjoy being compared to Siriusâ mum,â says James. Remusâ ears go a bit pink as he mumbles an apology.Â
âI wonât let you burn,â you tell Sirius. âYou can use sunblock, or weâll find you a nice shady spot. And Remus, if your hipâs bothering you, we can always find another park. One without a hike.âÂ
Any vexation that might usually be summoned in Remus by mention of his aches and pains melts away in the face of your earnestness. âThanks, dove, but Iâm alright,â he says. âItâs fine today.âÂ
James rubs the skin just above Remusâ hip lovingly, and you send him a beaming smile. âItâs probably because itâs so nice out,â you say.Â
âYeah, Sirius,â James turns on him. âItâs so nice out. Do you really want to miss out on what could be the single most beautiful day of the year?âÂ
Sirius really could give a shit, but he sighs, rolling his eyes. âFine, letâs picnic.âÂ
âYay!â You wonât be contained any longer, hopping up from his lap. âIâm going to go get the frisbee.âÂ
âThe frisbeeâs in the attic,â Remus muses, then raises his voice so you can hear him. âDonât go up in the attic by yourself.âÂ
âI can get it,â you call back.Â
âDonât,â he warns. âYou need someone to hold the ladder, justââ The ladder groans as it comes down and Remus echoes it, starting to stand. But James pats him on the shoulder, encouraging Remus back down as he gets up.Â
âSlow your roll, angel,â he calls ahead. âIâm coming.â
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Why Do I Still Feel Unsatisfied? - Timeless Reading (for anyone)
When things are content and slow, going normally as one would expect, you still feel like thereâs something not quite rightâsomething missing. Now what? Are you supposed to be happy? You have everything you needâŚwhat is there to complain about? Why is life so stale? So boring? Am I doing enough in my life? What is this stagnant energy?
Note: Social media may have an influence on these feelings.
- Remember: clear your mind. Close your eyes, take a deep breath, fill up your chest to the fullest, feel the air brush against the ridges of your nose. Breathe out. Choose the photo that you canât take your eyes off of.
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Pile 1. To Speed Up or To Slow Down.
You might be in denial. You try to think that youâre okay and youâre doing well enoughâyou have everything you need to survive, so whatâs the matter with you? Whatâs the hold up? Are you going out on the weekends to the same places? Maybe repeating the same old routine, with or without friends? Perhaps youâre staying home and indulging in the same habits every weekend. Why are you just lounging around in the kitchen or living room with an oversized shirt and running your hands through your hair, wondering what to do now that you have time? Itâs getting boring and you need some spice to your life.
Try looking into a hobby that you had interest in during childhood. Maybe you were shunned for having a such an interest. Do you do a lot of online shopping? Have you ever wanted to start your own business or clothing line? Honestly, to me it feels like youâre financially stable or on your way there and you know you will be. But it feels passionless. Maybe you had passion in the beginning and it died out. The excitement wasnât there anymore, or maybe you had to be in this profession because you had to. To impress parents, guardians, the people around you. I feel like this group could do well with a side hustle or multiple. You seem like well-adaptable people so you could deal with the uncertainty and unpredictability. You also seem very friendly, like a team player type of person. You do what your told, and have small moments where you count as ârebellious.â Perfectionistic. My mind keeps going back to thisâŚmaybe you want to open up your own online shop? Or clothing/beauty brand or business? You might struggle when things get too quiet at a hangout with your friends or other people, maybe feeling pressured to say something or lighten the mood. For some reason, itâs always your responsibility to do something. Who put that on you? Where did you learn that from? That you should take charge and try to do something or else itâs your fault? Why do you feel inclined to do that? These would be good questions to think about.
The Challenge For You: Pick up a hobby and perfect it. It helps to record yourself working on this hobby, mistakes and all, and post it somewhere where people can see. Closest friends, family, or complete strangers. The reaction will make your more relatable and youâll gain a lot of support. Iâm seeing a soft smile and a genuine pat (âyouâre doing good! you got this!â vibe) from your friends or people online. For example, âDay 1 of playing the violinâ or âDay 30 of frisbee throwingâ. This group seems to be heavily reliant on validation, internal or external. You need people to be there to see when youâre doing well, and people shouldnât see your mistakes and if they do, youâll try to move on while beating yourself up in your head. Very perfectionistic and while this helps you in your career or professional life, you should allow yourself to make mistakes, laugh about it, and be more soft towards yourself. Perhaps you got shamed for making a bunch of mistakes when you were younger, taught that mistakes arenât okay and that you should be perfect, but all the energy hereâfrom my spirit team to yoursâis telling you that itâs okay to not get it the first time. Humans are meant to adapt and grow. Thereâs no fun in getting something the first time around. Itâd be beginnerâs luck. Itâs about the journey and what you put into it that will add tremendously to your charm. It makes you human and it makes you, you. So learn to forgive yourself and build up that confidence.
Points of Interest: xxfj vibes, but mainly isfj/infj, nurse, libra, middle person/mediator, trying to get out there more, lowkey donât want to socialize all the time but is forced to (whatever this may mean to you, take it), needing validation from others bc your own doesnât count, suppression, âbusy is goodâ, inner loneliness, void in heart, helping others but not yourself, âwas it always this quiet or was i just used to the noise?â, slow down, hustle culture, âthis is what I should be doingâ (very vague, could mean different thingsâŚbut this definitely applies to people in this pile), people pleaserâŚmessy hair, in a rush, busy, busy, busyâŚâDamn it- why isnât this thing working?!â, coffee, too much coffee, âdude, are you okay?â, stress, âliving life in the fast lane as they sayâŚâ (for some reason, maria by justin bieber came up- we got any beliebers in here?), social media, parents, boss, workplace, Jane(?), idk why the black mirror episode called âjoan is awfulâ, âIâll take what I can getâ, donât want to burden other people, fear of humiliation, standards on other people are not as high as the standard you put on yourself, anxious, always moving, check, check, checkâŚrestless energy, âitâs on meâ, responsibilityâŚ
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Pile 2. âI guessâŚâ is not an answer.
This pile floats between pile 1 and 3 but leaning towards 1. The people in this group could share many of the same doubts and feelings as pile 1. But I will say, if you felt drawn to all or any of the other two alongside this one, I suggest you reading those as well. This gives me very infp vibes. Shy but likes to/would like to dress up a bit more, follow the fashion culture, find your own style. Thereâs a bit of a childlike nature to this group and Iâm not sure what it is. Like maybe a financial insecurity or you want to date someone really badly. Like a person who watches a bunch of kdramaâs but never goes outside OR you do go outside and you donât have the balls to ask someone out. Iâm getting couch potato but a cute one. Curled up in a blanket and binge watching in bed. Watching other people chase their dreams and goals while youâre still wondering what yours are. Do you binge-watch a lot of shows or movies? I feel confused reading this pile, as if Iâm supposed to be looking for something but Iâm either not mature enough or I just donât know what to look for. Probably struggles with parasocial-ness. Very online, maybe chronically online, if I might add. Maybe youâve never gone out on a date before. If you did, youâd be super awkward, say something dumb on accident, giggle too much, or just full on shy, laughing a lot, red faced. Do you struggle with a lot of anxiety? A lot of daydreaming or fantasizing. If your friends ask you to go out with them, you either say yes immediately or you make up an excuse of why you canât go just to lounge at home. But I feel frustrated. I donât know where to look. Maybe you prefer to rock out with your headphones, blast music, and have a dance party in your room by yourself. Timid. Can be sassy at times. Probably dramatic. Do you still live with your parents, by any chance? Iâm getting middle class to lower upper class, maybe even upper (but a lot less so.) Kind of spoiled energy. Maybe people have done things for you your whole life or have chosen the path for you to be on already. Maybe theyâve made decisions for you your whole life.
The Challenge For You: Go outside more and be more observant of people, especially if you think you struggle with social ineptness. If youâre timid, maybe your voice is too quiet that it draws peopleâs attention or youâre so anxious that you do something loud or reckless that captures attention. Do you have an interest in something that you could capitalize on? Like something in the arts? Maybe you can sell art online, draw for people, get yourself out there without engaging in fights onlineâitâs not worth your time, I promise. Put your phone down and read a book. Find something you like outside your phone or on any of your devices. This group seems constantly overstimulated with devices that you can never just sit and stare at the wall for a minute. It would help for you to think about the future for a little bit, even if it overwhelms you. If youâre in high school, get a part time job or do research on something you like. Practice gratitude and acknowledge the things that you have that others donât. Thereâs a lot of immaturity, emotionally as well, in this pile, like you havenât figured yourself out yet and youâre just waiting for things to fall into place. If I had to sum this up, it would be to pursue something that you canât let go of and donât let other people decide for you. Be more assertive and work on leadership skills. Work on time management as well. Laziness could also be an issue. Find yourself.
Points of Interest: infp vibes, dreamy, pursed lips, fidgeting, immaturity, âmaybe if I dress normal, Iâll look normalâ, dresses in all black, oversized shirts, beanies(?), donât bring attention to me, small handwriting or circular letters, pink lead pencil, makes hearts on your âiâsâ, secret romantic, easily jumps to conclusions, expectations, âdaddy bought it for meâ, be more thankful, ambition where?, do something you love and make a job out of it, oversleeping, âi donât wanna think about itâ, impulsivity, anxiousness, effort, purpose, going with the flowâŚ
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Pile 3. âLetâs get this over with.â
Feeling very much a laaaarge lack of energy here. Very drained pileâemotionally, physically, mentally, some or all. Sometimes you feel itâs tiring to keep smiling, like you have to force it to seem okay. Youâre in need for some warmth in your life, maybe some hugs or people telling you theyâll be there for you (and mean it), but you may or may not express this need to people; Iâm mostly feeling that you keep to yourself a lot, not wanting to burden people. Very introverted energy, like âIâm just hereâ energy. If you go out, you donât talk a lot or you need a drink/substance to help you loosen up and talk/act. Are you always tired? Staying up late and staring at a screen, or struggling with insomnia? Or itâs the opposite and you sleep too muchâthe whole day. Lethargic energy. Thereâs not much to say about this pile because I think you already know what to do, you just struggle. This could be a health issue or concern that youâre not taking seriously. Are you taking vitamins? Iâm getting a zombie or very sedated state. Skin losing color and dark eye bags or under eye circles. Could struggle with depression. You donât want to be forgotten but you want to be alone. Youâre okay with solitude. Maybe you struggle with motivation in general, or motivation to take care of yourself, again, health is coming upâother people could be concerned about you and they tell you or they donât. I would take a closer look regarding your friend group and maybe reconsider who youâre letting in your world. They could be impacting you for worse. You could be good at photography or have an interest in it. Half-assing most projects or assignments. You probably answer texts late, never answer, or give really short responses. Iâm getting the sense that you really just want to exist without judgment or being perceived. Like living like a ghost and move through life seamlessly. You could have a knack for pc games or computer science. Either way, take a shower. You might feel cold often or experience coldness easier than your friends.
The Challenge For You: Join clubs where you know no one. Go alone and make it a secret space for yourself and go for at least 8 months. Youâll find that it can be therapeutic. Yoga classes with old ass ladies can help since theyâre just focused on stretching. Find some friends that are ambitious but unmovable, like good leaders. They could influence you to take better care of yourself. Next, find friends that actually care about you and your health, not the âdo whatever you want; itâs your lifeâ type of friends. You should visit a sauna some time or go on vacation to a warm-hot country. You could even move there and you would be even slightly happier than now. I would encourage you to seek therapyâwith a GOOD therapist. Either you havenât had the interest or time or you havenât had a good experience with therapy at allâdo not give up. Maybe a counselor at school works. If not, move onto the next option. Confide in better friends, friends that can physically help you get up and move out of your slump, not ones that encourage/enable the bad habits. Itâs time to turn your life around pile 3âI seriously think that I donât need to be telling you these things cuz you already know. Youâre definitely not dumb- you just lack motivation. Talk to someone about it or find friends that force you to change your life for the better, the ones that drag you out to go to the park with them. Get out of your comfort zone and start moving. Get that blood moving around your bodyâsomeone needs to force you to run, but after a shake rich in protein.
Points of Interest: headphones (maybe AirPod max), cozying up in the corner where people canât see you, smoking, grey skies, crows, photography, good camera, still camera, cold hands, bitten nails, blue fingers, shrugs, poor blood circulation, pale skin, eating issues (eating too little or too much), needing dopamine and finding easy ways to get it, âi donât careâ, still lack of motivation, sunshine, grumpiness, unchanged sheets, old white tank top (for some reason), your room could use some cleaning, exerciseâŚ
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That is all!! I hope you have enjoyed. Feedback is heavily appreciated and I would love to see what pile you chose in your reblogs! As a new reader, Iâd like to get as accurate as possible when it comes to picking up energy and doing these readings for you. Remember to take what resonates, leave what doesnât! Let me know what was accurate for you :) Thank you for coming to my Teddytalk today. (sorry itâs a lame joke ik jsfkdjs)
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