#can i be your babygirl

[kensatou]

gritty both capturing the zeitgeist as usual AND educating me on the availability of free flow butter at american cinemas

[brainrotcharacters]

TW: Wolverine Badonkas

I laughed rewatching because like

[mourn-and-watch]

just want to remind y'all of some kirkwall-related details that are not at all relevant for the possible events of datv:

meredith stannard is alive and kicking and is also planning a war against tevinter

red templars are in control of the gallows; it's hard to tell what's going on in the city itself, but with varric absent it might be left with no viscount again

there's an elven graveyard on sundermount where ancient elves entered uthenera; it is also possibly dedicated/related to mythal

there was also a demon contained in an idol on top of sundermount who supposedly possessed a great knowledge about arlathan and eluvians

the veil in kirkwall has always been remarkably thin and tevinter magisters were weakening it on purpose during their reign; the whole city was built as an enormous blood magic ritual site

if the veilguard squad is going to travel through the eluvians there's still one in kirkwall. the one that has been plot-relevant since dao

[artpepkin]

Wolverine fixation jumpscare

[hawkinsbnbg]

Today, Mike had woken up on the wrong side of his bed so he was especially vicious as he ranted about anything he found irritating about Steve.

He hadn't even reached the midpoint when Dustin decided to rip him a new one. Which, yeah, was fair because he didn't usually do Steve that dirty. But his bad mood had taken over and he found himself arguing with Dustin.

"It's not like you don't gripe about him every day," Mike retorted heatedly. "In fact, you are the one making fun of him the most out of everybody here," he gestured widely at the others (Lucas cringed, Will looked guilty, Max and Erica high-fived each other, El nodded calmly, Eddie just gave him a little wave).

"That's because I'm his brother," Dustin said matter-of-factly while adopting Steve's signature mom pose. "But who are you? You're just his ex's brother. Without Nancy, you're just a random kid to him."

(Eddie, Max, and Erica looked at each other with the same smirk. "Oh, that burns."

Lucas just sighed helplessly as Will and El watched on in amusement.)

Mike's nostril flared indignantly. He would never ever admit this, but while he thought Steve was lame and an idiot sometimes, he respected Steve plenty. Not enough to admire, but enough to fight Dustin for him.

"So what? I know him longer than you," Mike fired back. "I have more M&M's and 3 Musketeers from him than you do, I played baseball with him every weekend, and I also watched Star Wars with him."

"You do understand what ex means, right?" Dustin narrowed his eyes at him. "Nancy's his ex-girlfriend, ergo you're his ex-something, ergo you need to stop living in the past. You know why? Because I," Dustin pointed at himself smugly, "am his favorite now. I'm the present and the future. His shotgun, his house, his pool, his snack cupboard will forever be mine, thank you very much."

And just like that, all hell broke loose.

Because not even Will was willing to accept that bullshit. Steve never had a favorite, okay? As their babysitter, he wasn't allowed to.

"What the fuck are you fighting for?" Mike glared at Erica who was (impressively) making Dustin wail like Mew on the floor.

"Steve still owes me a lifetime of free ice cream, duh," she looked at him like he was an idiot. "Stop talking shit and come help me."

A wise man once said: "Enemy's enemies are friends."

So it only took Mike a second to give her a hand.

———

"Why didn't you stop them?" Steve asked in exasperation, thinking about the fistfight that would've taken place in the Wheelers' basement had he not interfered on time.

"'Cause the more they eliminate among themselves," Eddie leaned in closer and whispered conspiratorially, "the less I gotta fight to keep you."

"But I'm their babysitter," Steve pushed him away with a finger on the forehead. "And you're supposed to make it easier for me, not harder."

"Sweetheart," Eddie grabbed his wrist and nuzzled his nose into it, "Just say the word and I'll make something harder for you right now."

"You're incorrigible," Steve rolled his eyes, but his pretty smile had betrayed his mood.

"Yeah, all because of you, baby," Eddie pressed his lips on the back of Steve's hand. "O prithee, my princess, give me the remedy."

"What if I don't have any?" Steve raised his brow.

"You do, darlin'," Eddie pulled him close and cradled his face. "My tonic is right here," a kiss on his forehead. "My joys," on his eyelids. "My happiness," on his his nose and then his mouth, "my love."

Later, when they cuddled in bed, sweet and tender after loving each other til midnight, he would tell Eddie there was no need to ask for him in the first place.

Because he had been Eddie's boy since the day the battle vest was draped on him.

It seemed Steve did have a favorite, after all.

Except, it was none of his kids.

Truly a tragedy.

[olgsecond]

I thought about this moments in the begining when Zoro does something cool and Luffy goes "Woah!". And I thought where are Zoro's reaction to Luffy doing something cool?

And it's actually pretty funny, because Zoro haven't seen Luffy doing anything cool untill much later.

When they just met, Luffy hit Helmeppo, Zoro was the one who striked down Morgan.

Then Buggy. Zoro was out sleeping when Luffy fought.

Kreyg, Zoro missed the whole thing.

Arlong. Zoro was bleeding behind the fence.

Zoro only witnessed Luffy being absolute idiot and getting in stupid situations. Like being carried away by a bird, being caged, doing shitty job as a waiter, getting himself stuck in concrete and then tossed into water. But not for a moment Zoro doubted that Luffy can and will beat up those big bad guys, believed in him and called him King of Pirates.

Like my man was down bad based on vibes alone. Roronoa 'I don't believe in god' Zoro, do you know how it's called when you believe in something wholeheartedly and devote yourself to it without needing any proof?

There's something about Zoro and fate and gods and how he and Luffy feel and understand each other on some other level. Can you see the intensity of Zoro's faith? But it's not blind, because Zoro KNOWS. Can you imagine knowing something like that? Just knowing? Because I'm going insane here.

[rui-drawsbox]

i like Rafayel. a little bit

[lovergrlllll]

[spicyvampire]

Hate /heɪt/ verb -> Enduring anger focused on a particular person or group of persons. Over time hatred may generate the personality trait of hostility. Surprise /sɚˈpraɪz/ noun -> The briefest emotion, surprise is triggered by the sudden occurrence of an unexpected event. It is often a way station that leads, after more appraisal, to any of the other emotions. Fondness  /ˈfɑnd·nəs/ noun -> A liking. Guilt /ɡɪlt/ noun -> Regret about a past action [...], a feeling of worry or unhappiness that you have because you have done something wrong, such as causing harm to another person.

Atlas of emotions + Cambridge dictionary

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 6

[kkoct-ik]

hg dump courtesy of working on the hotguy pinu- i mean. @hotguycalendar. love you guys :)

[scrambledslut]

haha ʳᵉᵃʳʳᵃⁿᵍᵉ ᵐʸ ᵍᵘᵗˢ

[creepypastalover97]

I can personally do a whole analysis rant about why raditz deserved better, based off this one manga panel image if anyone's interested.

[mogoce-nocoj]

oh my god he really did fuck that world famous photographer didn't he

[cultofthorns]

ultratober days 1+2!! been itching to draw propaganda posters for the models

[babyangelthings]

[tadc-harlequin-au]

I will rape you, fucker

You are an absolute waste of life and should’ve been raped and killed when you were first born.

You want me to peg you so bad it makes you look stupid... Look at you, all red, sweaty and flushed, so ready to take my 8-inch strap in full...

Too bad I'm already taken by a more wonderful person, and I've sworn my body to be fully owned by them... but it's okay, I can still draw you getting pegged, you don't need to embarrass yourself like this in my inbox, babygirl.

I can tell you want me so badly... I can read what's on your mind. You want my hands to trail down your thighs as I watch you get flustered just from my touch... And you want it to be drawn in intricate detail. You want to moan my name as I tease your sensitives.... Getting on your hands and knees to show me that plumpness you hide... Scream my name to the high heavens above until you collapse underneath the sheets, panting in bliss as your glistening wetness drips down your thighs and I grip your asscheeks hard to make sure you get what you want in full...

You may not have your fantasy fulfilled in real life but it can still happen in fiction... art can be a lot of things and this could be just that. <3