#can anyone tell me why they think 18 are such good fighters? cuz like i get they were created for that purpose
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lavena · 1 year ago
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How I feel about the different TMNT interations
87- the squishy bois that discover cross dimensional travel on a whim and giggled
90s- go ninja go ninja go, go ninja go ninja go. Only the breakdancing mikey scene in my head and the one cut scene of mikey beating the shit out of a punching bag
03- I love you j love you I love you, I have not finished you, but you are my standard
07- the abandonment issues reach me on a while nother level and I think I understand why child me was so obsessed with this because their family came back and I was still waiting, gave me hope.
12- where my main memories come from, just sitting g at my neighbor, Colin's house watching tmnt 2012 and vibing
Bayverse- we dont talk about you much and you know why, but sometimes you are funny
18- surprised spit take every once in awhile because damn i hated it when it came out but they damn funny with it and yeah that's gen z alright
23-children they are children and adorable and in for so much trauma
Idw- have not read any but want to just to actually meet Woody and get that one bit where splinter is head of the foot clan and mike eventually goes uh hey im not gonna train these kids to fight your war. I just need to find where to read them online
Ronin- my mikey boy alway knew it was going to be you, oh how I adore these little pepaw
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xoxo-teddybear · 4 years ago
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Oh, The Lies You Tell - Bakugou Katsuki - pt.4
Bakugou x f!reader
Warnings: angst, trauma, abuse, betrayal, fluff, slice of life, smut, cursing, manipulation, possible spoilers, physical harm, 18+
BAKUGOU’S MASTERLIST
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Ep. Warnings: cursing, small angst
Summary: after getting caught by dabi, Y/N’s been extra cautious ESPECIALLY with Bakugou. She’s still trying to figure out her feelings about..well, EVERYTHING and so to cope, she blocks out everything and isolates.
Pt.1 Pt.2 P.3 P.4 Pt.5 Pt.6 Pt.7 Pt.8 Pt.9
A/N: Kinda short, Sorry :P
Bakugou’s POV
After spending all that time with Y/N, I could definitely say I like her. Like...LIKE HER like her. She’s..amazing. She has to be one of the top fighters in our class, she’s beautiful and has an incredible body. Her voice is like honey and she has this smile..that’s just..wow. Besides her physical, her as a person is incredible. She’s a good listener, she’s so open minded, she’s respectfully honest, and she brings out the better me.
I’ll admit, I’m pretty strict on following rules. I need to make a good name for myself out in the hero world. But Y/N has a delinquent past. She teaches me to risk it with the stupid rules and just enjoy life as a teen. Not only that, but considering she’s a little rebel herself, she can get out of hand sometimes. So she has me to keep her from going over the cliff. We’re a perfect balance for each other.
.....We’re perfect for each other.
No one’s POV
The morning after your little rendezvou with Bakugou, you woke up in heartache. You were so confused on why. Was it because you were something you’re not to everyone? Was it because you were doing this for the league more than for yourself? But you weren’t dumb. You knew the answer. Or rather, answers. Firstly, it’s because you knew you weren’t enjoying yourself by going through with this plan. It didnt feel right. Second, Bakugou. As scared as you were to admit it..you liked him. You really liked him.
That fact terrified you. You didn’t grow up around love. You grew up around hatred, bloodshed, violence, and fear. For your entire life, everything was all about survival. Even when you had a “steady” home with the league. But Bakugou came into the picture and threw you off. With him, he gave you a sense of security and peace. A warm feeling inside your heart that became more addicting than any drug. Yes, you enjoyed it but at the same time, it confused you. You weren’t sure how to deal with these emotions. You weren’t even sure if you deserved to be blessed with these emotions. With Katsuki.
You were and are a villain. You are the high ranking villain, Titania, and you are on a mission to take down UA from the inside. You were a villain, and you knew your place. A killer, a criminal, a thief, a menace like you didn’t deserve these feelings of..love. You didn’t even know how to handle them. So you did what you thought was best no matter how bad it hurt you.
When you walked into the hallway that your dorm opens up to, you were gifted with the surprise of Katsuki being there, waiting for you.
“Hey Princess,” he began but looked down to your side. “Princess and Rumor.” He said as he chuckled and petted Rumor’s head. Rumor smiled up at the familiar blonde and barked in happiness. Those two got along so well. “So I was thinking we could walk to class together.”
“Sorry...but..no. Come Rumor.” You said and turned away as you cringed at yourself in regret. Rumor followed you, along with Bakugou.
“Heh..sure princess. Try again.” He said thinking you were just messing around. Except, you didn’t answer him. You just kept walking with a blank look on your face, as if he wasn’t even around. Your entire persona was just..off? No playful remarks, no sass or attitude, no teasing mannerisms. It wasn’t you. “Hey, Y/N.”
He tried to put his hand on your shoulder but you sped up and walked out the doors with Rumor leaving Bakugou in confusion and hurt.
‘Did I do something wrong?’ Bakugou released a quiet whine to your behavior and just shook his head and continued to walk to school.
When he arrived in the class, you had already been seated. Thankfully, your desk was next to his so he could try speaking to you then. He firstly walked to you and tried getting some sort of conversation out of you.
“So..what do you think is gonna happen today?” He asked. Even he thought it was a pathetic question but at least it was something.
“Not sure.” You blatantly replied.
“Oh...okay well, uh, Shitty hair and I were planning on getting a workout in later, do you wanna join us?” He asked again.
“I’ll be training with Rumor today and thats all.” You said.
“Nice....you uh, mind if we join you?”
“No.”
“Uh....okay. Cool...........Y/N, listen I-“
“Take your seat Bakugou. Class is starting.” Mr. Aizawa said. Bakugou reluctantly took his seat but not before looking towards you with desperate eyes for at least something more than what you were giving him. But nothing came.
Class went on and Bakugou tried to focus as best as he could, but with the girl he was falling for completely brushing him off, he was in a silent frenzy. Bakugou and you had a thing during class hours. When you guys were dying to talk to each other, you would pass little notes to each other’s desks and continue with that. So he did his usual notes with you and passed one your way. It’s said ‘are you doing okay, Princess?’ But when he tossed it onto your desk, you left the crumpled piece of paper there as you continued listening to Mr. Aizawa.
Since you didn’t reply, he sent another one your way. This time, making sure it hit you a little bit to get your attention but once again, nothing.
‘Wtf’ Bakugou thought. He assumed you were just having a bad morning so even though it hurt him, he left you alone to cool off. I mean, it’s not like he was the only one you weren’t speaking to. You were practically ignoring everybody’s existence.
Lunch rush came and Bakugou was a little relieved. Y/N always say next to him no matter what happened. Even on those quiet days where she didn’t speak a lot during that time, he was glad she was still there and would occasionally join in on the conversation just like he did. But you didn’t come this time. Bakugou waited and when he finally saw you walking towards the table, he smiled and spoke.
“Hey Princess! About time you-“ but before he could continue, you kept your head straight and kept walking, not even sparring the table a glance. He watched you walk on and sit at a lonely table. No one was there. It was just you and Rumor. Bakugou stared from afar and after waiting for a few minutes and giving you multiple concerned stares every now and then, he finally got up to walk to you. Before he could even leave his seat though, Kirishima held him back.
“Don’t man, give her some time. She needs a break.” Kirishima said.
“From what exactly? If you know something, you should tell me now! Cuz if there’s something messing with her, tell me so I can kill it.” Bakugou replied. He was a little hurt thinking that you told Kirishima your problems and not him but he was really more concerned with what’s bugging you. What the hell was bothering you so much? Whatever it was, he’ll make sure it stops.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with her, but it’s obvious she doesn’t wanna speak to anyone right now. Just let her stick by Rumor and be at peace for the day. Or at least until she’s feeling better.” Kirishima explained. And Bakugou knew he was right, so with a stubborn groan he sat back down and just continued to stare.
The day went on and Bakugou let you be. But it was definitely killing him on the inside. He struggled to hold himself back whenever he saw you in a room but he did restrain himself. Once in the common rooms, he noticed you didn’t even bother to stay for a minute. You went straight to your dorm even though Rumor stayed to play with Kaminari and Sero. You spent all day in there and only opened the door to Rumor. When you finally came out, it was to grab a plate of dinner for you and Rumor. You didn’t even stay to eat, you brought the food to you room and that was the last time Bakugou saw you that day. This whole thing was killing him, but what he didn’t know was that from the privacy of your room, your own tears fell much heavier than Bakugou’s.
When Y/N entered her dorm room and placed the plates of food on her table side, she sat on the side of the bed with her head hanging low, casting a shadow to fall over her face. She gripped her bed sheets and she held back sobs. Her teeth grinding against each other in frustration as her eyes squeezed shut to attemp to stop the flooding tears but to no avail. As her hiccups left her voice, Rumor came to place his head on her lap to calm her down. She placed one hand over her mouth to silence herself and calm down as she rubbed Rumor’s soft fur. She eventually gave in and sat on the floor, hugging and holding onto the giant wolf-dog.
“T-This isn’t our place Rumor...this isn’t where we belong. We’re v-villains....we don’t deserve the good they’re giv-ing us.” You sobbed out as you cried into his side.
“I d-don’t belong here!” You cried out. You sobbed into your mattress as Rumor waited for you on the side. He didn’t know what to do with his best friend being so distraught. Your continuous sobs went on for a few hours into the night. Rumor stayed right by your side through it all. The silence that filled your room was so loud and head ringing, it was almost torture. In a quiet voice, you whispered only to remind yourself a fact that Dabi had told you.
“I don’t deserve him.”
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“ARGHHH!” Bakugou screamed as he snapped his pencil in anger. Y/N and Rumor just walked passed the group and went to Y/N’s dorm in silence. The Bakusquad looked at the ash blonde in concern. They knew how this boy felt. Y/N’s been avoiding him like the plague and Bakugou can’t get her off his mind.
When you completely ignored his presence, it put Bakugou into a state of sadness. Whenever he tried to talk to you, he was given brief answers followed with your dismissal. He tried doing favors for you, making time to hang out again, and asked to train with you which resulted in him getting rejected each time. It was driving him mad and he just wanted to be around you again.
“I still don’t get why the hell she’s acting like this! When we hung out, everything was perfect! What the fuck is going on with her?!” He shouted in anger. When Y/N is around, Bakugou gets this warm feeling inside that he’s learned to love. Now the girl is never around and he’s bursting in anger at every little thing. Can you blame him? He’s kind of hurt. The girl he’s in like with doesn’t even acknowledge him when she passes by anymore. He misses you. A lot.
“Well why don’t you ask her?” Kirishima questioned.
“Because I-.........actually, that’s a good idea.” Bakugou said as he dropped everything to run up to your dorm and talk. How could he have been so dumb? Listening to Shitty hair. All that hair dye is messing with his brain and local advice. He couldn’t believe he had really left you alone in pain for a whole day. Now, he was gonna get to the bottom of this one way or another. When he made it there, he began banging on your door without even giving it a second thought.
“Y/N! Open up, c’mon! I know you’re in there.” He said on the other side. In the comfort of your bed you poked your head out of the covers and reluctantly got out. You knew he wouldn’t stop till he got his answers. So you went to open the door and put on the best smile you could.
“Hi Katsuki,” you said with a huff. “Look, I’ve been having a really bad headache so if you don’t mind-“
“Nope,” he interrupted and just pushed open the door to get inside. How charming. He walked in and you just rolled your eyes and sighed. You shut the door and turned to him. “You can’t lie to me about some headache Y/N, I know it’s not the truth. You’ve been avoiding me and I wanna know why.”
“It’s nothing personal, I just..needed some time.” You said, looking everywhere but at him. A silence entered the room. Not the comforting silence it usually is with you two, more of the nervous kind. Bakugou thought about what he would say next..he didn’t even know if it was okay to say. But he did it anyway.
“Is it...me? Did I do something wrong?” You looked at him with a shocked face as he continued, “‘cuz if it was me, then... I’m sorry. I’m new to this whole..whatever we have going on, but I’m really trying here and I-...I don’t know, I thought that night we went out was pretty good, but I can do better if you jus-“
“Katsuki, hey no, stop that,” you said as you walked up to him. “This has nothing to do with you messing up or anything. That night was amazing, you are amazing, and everything that’s happened between us so far has been..amazing.” You confessed.
“So then...why? Why all the distance? Why do you avoid me?....what happened?” Bakugou asked as he got closer. If something was wrong, he genuinely wanted to help you out of it. You just laughed a little before you spoke, realizing how cliche you were gonna sound.
“Look, it’s not you, it’s me. I’ve just been going through something..life changing, and I don’t really know who I am yet. I just..needed a break from everything. Especially you.” You said as you looked him in his eyes.
“Especially me? Why?” He asked. The amount of nerves that hit you all at once was ridiculous. You could confess right here right now and rip off the bandaid. Or you could lie your way out and save yourself the embarrassment. You bit your lip and tilted your head towards the ceiling for a second in exhaustion before speaking.
“Because.....Ugh! I like you, all right? A lot. You..you’re really cute, and fun, and there’s just all these amazing things about you annddd..” as you spoke you looked at his face and he started to grow a small smile as he looked at you with that cocky look and a slightly raised brow, “stop doing that!” You said and smacked his shoulder.
“Ow, what?” He laughed out. “Stop doing what?”
“That! That stupid face that you do when you look at me with that smile and face when you just...and..you....you just-.....Umm..uh..” you trailed off from your sentence as Bakugou leaned down into your face, resting his forehead on yours.
“And..?” He asked.
“And...and no free compliments!” You said as you pushed his shoulder and turned to your side. He chuckled at the way you pouted and crossed your arms. “Look, we’ve established that I like you Katsuki,”
“Keep going, I like what I’m hearing,” he said with a grin and his hands in his pockets.
“And that’s the problem.”
“Okay, stop. I don’t like it anymore.” He said and looked to the side with a grouchy face. You laughed and walked up to him and pulled at his arms.
“No, seriously,” you said with a laugh, “I like you, but that’s the problem. Where I’m from...it’s..different. I never really got to explore emotions like this..so..I don’t really know how to handle them. It’s confusing. I just thought, if I isolated and took some time to myself, they would go away...but they haven’t. They’re still here, they’re still strong, and I still don’t know what to do.” You said with a heavy breath. The weight finally came off of your chest after your confession but something was still poking at you and you weren’t sure what. You didn’t let it bother you for too long though, you finally felt like you could breath again.
“So..what? You’re emotionally constipated? ‘Cuz if That’s the case, then I’m the same way, princess. We must come from the same place.” He joked.
“Oh no we don’t. If anything......it’s almost like we’re from two different worlds,” you said with a slightly sad demeanor that Bakugou detected. He picked you up, sat on your bed and got comfortable while placing you on his lap.
“So then explain. Talk. Tell me about this ‘different world’ you claim you’re from, princess.” He said with air quotes as he kept one arm snug around your waist.
“I can’t,” you sighed and looked down at your hands in your lap, “if I told you everything, I know for a fact you’d just drop me outta your life...I know it’s selfish but I don’t know if I could honestly handle that,” you quietly said. Bakugou tilted your head so you were facing him.
“Nothing you say could ever make me want to get rid of you..I promise.....something about you just..makes me need to have you around.” He said caressing your cheek. You both stared at each other, enjoying the warmth you both radiated. The atmosphere changed into something some would call love, and if this was what it was, you didn’t want it to stop. It became something so comforting and addicting the both of you didn’t want to lose it.
Once again, the world around you fell away, as you and Bakugou became the only two people in the world again. He leaned in closer, and you mimicked his actions, until the soft feeling of his lips pressed against yours. Fireworks went off in your head as you met in the middle in the softest way, and what started as a passionate kiss turned into a sweet makeout. Your lips danced across one another and you both could savor the taste you were experiencing. While the flavor of caramel and spice came onto you, the delicious taste of strawberries and scent of vanilla invaded Bakugou’s senses. He adored the way you tasted and craved it even more after every second. When you both finally separated, you stared at each other with starry eyes and heavy breaths as you leaned against each other in a loving way. Blush adorned both your faces as the comforting silence filled the air once again. Bakugou was the first to speak.
“Y/N...whatever it is you need..assistance, time, comfort, I’ll always provide. Just please don’t push me away ‘cuz I won’t go.” He said with his head against yours.
“Yeah..heh, I believe you,” you softly said. Bakugou pulled your head down to lean against his shoulder as you cuddled into him, enjoying the moment. Until you realized, you might just have to tell him everything. Bakugou seemed to sense your little nerve and settled you down. He kissed the crown of your head before speaking.
“Tell me everything when you’re ready, princess.” He said. You felt tears of joy fill your eyes, but you didn’t let them fall. You just reveled in the comfort and love Bakugou was giving you. Love. How amazing. Something many people had told you, you didn’t deserve. But Bakugou came in and changed all of that for you. He came into the darkness and provided the small amount of light you needed. You were so thankful for him. You smiled before speaking in a sweet voice of appreciation.
“Okay.”
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sb-sratss-obsession · 3 years ago
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SRaTSS Episode Transcript: Ep. 1 - Star Sheriff Round-up
This is a tentative transcription of the dialogues of the first episode of “Saber Rider and The Star Sheriffs”. If you spot mistakes feel free to warn me about it, I would love to make it perfect!
Episode: 1 - Star Sheriff Round-up
Transmitted: September 14, 1987
Japanese version: 1 - "The Space Adventurers" (宇宙の冒険野郎 ‘Uchū no bōken yarō’)
OPENING THEME
Saber Rider... Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs, In the sky!
Can you feel the thunder inside? Saber Rider! Make the lightning crack as you ride! Saber Rider!
(guitar solo)
Saber Rider...
Saber Rider... Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs, In the sky!
EP. 1
STAR SHERIFF ROUND-UP
by Marc Handler
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Saber Rider: “It was not so long ago that we, Star Sheriffs, first assembled our Special Freedom Fighting Unit. We nicknamed him Ramrod, a peacekeeping vehicle shaped like a huge cowboy. We used him to protect the settlers out here on the New Frontier. We needed the Ramrod vehicle to help stop the lightning attacks of the Outrider bandits. They were evil creatures who crossed into our dimension and raided our Cavalry Outposts. They used battalions of Dimension Jumpers and Vapor Beings who moved freely from their world to ours. We thought that Ramrod was our only chance to stop them, but in the end it was not the Ramrod vehicle but the human Star Sheriffs themselves, who really made the difference. I should know, I'm their leader. I remember when it all began; my orders were to find Vanquo, an Outrider with ghostly eyes and a long pale face. I knew they were bounty hunters seeking him so I alerted the head of operation Ramrod, a very special operative named April. Her father was the leader of the Western Sector of Cavalry Command.
Commander Eagle: What's your report, April?
April: Bad news, daddy. We think the Outriders found out about Ramrod.
Commander Eagle: Ah! But how?
April: A spy named Vanquo. I'll have to go to Planet Yuma at once.
Commander Eagle: Good luck, April.
Saber Rider: “April arrived on planet Yuma at the same time I did. Neither of us realized that we had come in the middle of their most celebrated auto race, the Yuma Grand Prix. A young driver nicknamed Fireball was leading the way in his Red Fury Racer.”
Fireball: The biggest race on planet Yuma and it’s in the bag. The other cars are so far behind I get close to the finish line smooth as a supercharged skateboard. Hey, what's that shadow? That fool! What's he doing? He's coming back around! And he set straight at me! Oh! Ah!
Colt: He's not the one I’m after.
Fireball: What’s the matter with you? You crazy?
Colt: Sorry, pardner. Afraid I got you mixed up with somebody else.
Fireball: Oh-oh. Here come the other turbochargers.
Colt: So, Vanquo sent me off on a wild goose chase. Well, that Outrider just double-crossed the wrong fella. There's a price on his head and the reward is gonna be mine.
Fireball: I had this race iced. Now I’m gonna have to fight for it.
Speaker: Ladies and gentlemen, we can see two turbochargers approaching the finish line and they’re neck and neck. Here he comes, ladies and gentlemen. He’s done it! In 23:18, a new speed record for the Red Fury Racer! What an incredible race! The crowd is going wild for Fireball, the youngest champion of all times!
Fireball: Oh, yeah, thanks!
Guy: Look out! Get those bandits!
Woman: No, stop!
Airport guard: Hold your fire!
Man: What a shoot!
Man: Get him!
Woman: They saved my little girl!
Man: But who did the fancy shooting?
Woman: It could only be one person.
Man: It has to be the legendary…
Everyone: Saber Rider!
Saber Rider: If you would be so kind, please give him a lube job. Oh, and a lump of sugar. I'd like a suite, please, overlooking the lobby if possible.
Desk Clerk: Sorry, all our rooms are full. Lots of people here to see the race, you know.
Saber Rider: Race? What race?
Desk Clerk: Why, the Grand Prix, of course. There's the winner right now.
Fireball: Hey, thank you. Thanks a lot!
Saber Rider: Where is he staying?
Desk Clerk: Way up on the 25th floor. Quite the guy, huh?
Man: Hey, Fireball, can I get your picture?
Woman: He's giving away his wreath!
Saber Rider: I’m afraid I must take his room. My mission here is urgent!
Desk Clerk: But he's got a reservation, I can't give his room away!
Fireball: Excuse me, can I have my key, please?
Desk clerk: Of course, Mr. Fireball, your room is all ready… and congratulations!
Saber Rider: Hold it right there. I'm afraid I must have this key.
Fireball: Huh? Hey, what's your trip?
Saber Rider: I'm on a mission of utmost importance!
Fireball: What? That's your problem, bud!
Saber Rider: I'm afraid it's your problem now. Let go of this key.
Fireball: Ah!
Saber Rider: Eh?
Fireball: Give me back that key!
Colt: No dice, kemosabe.
Fireball: Hey, I know who you are! You're that cowboy who almost made me lose the race!
Colt: Sorry about that, dude, but I'm on a big hunt, savvy?
Fireball: You wanna hunt? Try the jungle, savvy? And don't bother coming back.
Colt: Afraid I'm not hunting tigers, race boy. I'm looking for an Outrider with ghostly eyes and a long pale face.
Bonnie May: Colt? Has anyone seen a cowboy around here? Oh!
Colt: What?
Bonnie May: Colt! He found out about the square dance!
Colt: Who?
Bonnie May: My father, who else?
Colt: Father? You didn't tell me you had a father!
Bonnie May’s father: Don't move an inch, you slippery poisoning carpetbagging bandido.
Colt: It was just a square dance, honest!
Bonnie May’s father: You like to dance? Then you can dance the Winchester waltz. You stay away from my little Bonnie May or else.
Colt: I think I’ve used this disguise enough. Time for a change.
Bonnie May’s father: And you stay clear of bounty hunters!
Bonnie May: But daddy!
Bonnie May’s father: No buts, now come on!
Fireball: Well, so much for the fearless cowboy.
Saber Rider: I thought I might have to take a few shots to him myself, just to get his attention.
Fireball: Hmm. Yeah, sure, whatever you say.
Saber Rider: Listen, chum, I don't really want to force you out of your room.
Fireball: You don’t, uh? Well, hey, you're a sport.
Saber Rider: Look, I have an idea.
Fireball: Why do I feel like you're gonna tell me this whether I want to hear it or not?
Saber Rider: It's simple: why don't we just share the room?
Fireball: Cuz it's my room!
Saber Rider: Just a gentle suggestion.
Fireball: I think everyone around here is trigger-happy.
Saber Rider: Do we have a deal or don't we?
Fireball: You can sleep on the floor, that's it!
Saber Rider: Fine, let's shake on it.
Fireball: Huh. I'm going along with this but I don't have to like it.
Saber Rider: Incidentally, chum, about the Outrider that cowboy mentioned, if you run into him, let me know, won't you? I'm afraid if I don't find him soon this planet will probably be blown to bits.
Fireball: Are you serious?
Saber Rider: Do I sound like I'm joking?
Colt: Good thing I was wearing that sombrero and drifter outfit. The Bounty Hunter's got to have a lot of tricks and disguises, and a good disguise can come in mighty handy. Now I better get down to business; track down that Outrider. That bushwhacker gotta be around here somewhere. I just gotta make sure I find him before he finds me.
Vanquo: Let me talk to Nemesis! Oh, I know. Yes, I discovered where this Ramrod contraption is hidden; it's a sitting duck.
Colt: So are you, hombre.
Vanquo: It’s at the Frontier Outpost , just right for plucking.
Colt: Alright, dude, from vapor you came and to vapor you shall return.
Vanquo: Ah!
Saber Rider: It’s him! Vanquo!
Vanquo: I’ll be back!
Saber & Fireball: Oh!
Fireball: That Outrider just turned into vapor!
Colt: Yes, that’s what they're made out of. Nasty, aren't they?
Saber Rider: You sent him back to his own dimension, which means I can't get the information I need.
Fireball: What information? Who was he?
Saber Rider: A spy who knew about a secret defense system called Ramrod.
Colt: Right, he said something about that Ramrod. Said it was at the Frontier Outpost, like a sitting duck.
Saber Rider: Are you planning to go out there and investigate?
Colt: You kidding? I'm a bounty hunter, pardner, I got a reward to claim.
Fireball: Strange guy, huh?
Saber Rider: Totally undisciplined, no sense of etiquette whatsoever.
Fireball: Cowboys!
Saber Rider: Well, I guess I'll go and take a little rest.
Fireball: Yeah, I think I'll go for a walk, just to clear my head, you know?
Saber Rider: Alright.
Fireball: See you later. I'm going out to that Frontier Base fast!
Saber Rider: I got to get out to that Frontier Base quickly. Steed! There you are! Let’s go, boy! Up, into the sky!
Fireball: Red Fury Turbo on! Somebody's gotta warn those settlers and nobody can get out there quicker than I can!
Desk Clerk: I can't get a hold of the Outpost.
Colt: What?
Desk Clerk: I’m sorry, sir, it seems to be some sort of emergency.
Colt: I’d better head out there!
Fireball: Ah! Oh, no! The attack is already underway!
Outrider: Find the Ramrod Equalizer Unit and destroy it!
Soldier: We can’t hold them out much longer! Here they come again! We need help!
Saber Rider: You've got it, chum!
Soldier: It’s Saber Rider!
Saber Rider: Right up here, mate!
Fireball: Well, look at who’s here! Those guys aren't playing around. I’ll better get out the artillery! Ah! I can’t escape now!
Colt: Look like you need a little help there, hey, race boy?
Fireball: There are two more straight ahead!
Colt: Not anymore!
Fireball: That must be Ramrod!
April: Over here! Hurry! Did the Star Sheriffs send you?
Fireball: Star Sheriffs? Who are they?
April: Never mind. If you can drive a racecar you can help with Ramrod. It's an experimental frontier fighter system. I'm afraid it's never been tested but it's the only chance we've got.
Fireball: Hop in!
April: Right.
Colt: Hey, don't forget about me!
April: Look out! You got them! This is it, the Ramrod Equalizer Vehicle.
Fireball: Wow!
Saber Rider: I'll take charge from here!
Fireball: The lady invited me.
Colt: That's cause she didn't know I was here.
April: There's no time to argue, I'll need all three of you when we go to challenge phase.
Colt: Challenge phase, that's fancy! How fast does this puppy go?
April: Fast enough. Come on, this way to the control room. Hurry!
Fireball: It's cool!
Colt: I bet this baby packs a lot of horsepower!
April: You better believe it. These three saddle units are interactive, but the center is especially for land operations. Since you're a race car driver, well…
Fireball: They call me Fireball!
April: All right, Fireball, you take the reins!
Fireball: Right!
April: That one is for the quick draw control.
Colt: That's gotta be mine, yeah.
Fireball: Now we know what two of the systems are for. What about the third one?
Saber Rider: Maverick flight dynamics. I was already briefed back a Cavalry Command.
Fireball: Cavalry Command? What's that?
April: Headquarters of the Star Sheriffs. I'll ride shotgun over here. You'll all have to listen up. Hey, wait a minute, there's something coming at us. It's big! The Outriders have built another Renegade. We are finished if it catches us here, we've got to take off and we've got to do it fast!
Fireball: Okay, hang on your seats. We’re moving out!
Colt: It’s working!
Saber Rider: We’re accelerating to mach 4 and closing!
Colt: Yahoo! We’re out of there!
Fireball: What's that?
April: It's a Renegade Desperado Unit!
Fireball: Watch out for that claw!
April: Oh!
Fireball: You all right, April?
April: Yes, keep moving!
Colt: Well, we know that he can dish it out. Now let’s see if he can take it.
April: Look out!
Fireball: It’s following us!
April: We got to go into challenge phase.
Fireball: What's that?
April: There's no time to explain! Activate the rods above your key compartment, hurry!
Fireball: Okay, let's see what happens!
April: When the rods are clear, hit the flashing red light. Saber Rider, you give the signal.
Saber: Okay. Get ready. Not yet. Hold it. Now!
April: All right. Ramrod will now take navigational control.
Ramrod: Acknowledge, April. Navigational control on, Ramrod challenge phase, one. Head ‘em up, move ‘em out. Power stride, and ready to ride.
April: Here he comes!
Colt: Block!
Fireball: Look out! It’s doubled back!
April: Duck!
Colt: Alright, boys, let’s laser rope this Renegade dupe. If you liked the left, you’ll love the right.
Saber Rider: Nice move, cowboy. Now shall we follow up with a soccer kick?
Colt: Take it away!
Everyone: On target!
Fireball: Let's vaporize this viper!
Colt: Good thinking, pard. I'd like the feel of this shooter.
Saber Rider: We may only have one shot so let's use all the firepower we have.
Colt: All right, amigo. You want firepower? You got it.
Saber Rider: Ready? Aim. Blast them!
Colt: Well, it looks like those Outriders have seen their last round-up.
Fireball: Yeah, but what if they come back?
Colt: After that little lesson? No way.
Saber Rider: You're wrong about that. They'll definitely return
Colt: How do you know so much about it? You got an inside line on this thing, pardner?
April: He knows because he's one of us. A special agent of the secret Star Sheriffs. With these Outriders still on the loose we could use your help too, if you want to join us.
Colt: Star Sheriffs, huh? I always wanted one of those shiny silver stars.
April: Afraid we don't have many badges left since the Outriders took over the silver mines but we use these E.B.U., electronic badge units.
Saber Rider: It usually takes years to train a Star Sheriff but this is an emergency. We'll have to issue your E.B.U. right away.
Colt: No badge? I don't know, pard.
Fireball: I'm not sure about this either. What about my racing career?
April: You'll have to quit for a while but remember: Ramrod is faster than any racecar you'll ever see.
Fireball: Yeah, you've got a point there!
April: And about those badges… I'll see if I can special-order some from headquarters. What do you say, boys?
Colt: Can you picture it, pard? Riding high, fighting out with the Outriders! Paw!
Saber Rider: “And that’s how all began. The bounty hunter, a racecar driver and a beautiful girl from Cavalry Command. Together we've made a commitment to the spirit of the frontier freedom fighters. Wherever danger leads us, wherever the people need us, that's where you'll find… the Star Sheriffs!”
ENDING THEME
Saber Rider... Your destiny will lead you, To wherever people need you, Though danger may have found you, You have your friends around you now, Now! Now! Now! Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs! Saber Rider, and the Star Sheriffs, In the sky!
Saber Rider!
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fictionalabyss · 5 years ago
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Do 'em all 🤣🤣
You jerk rofl. Okay, this is gonna take a while..
also under a readmore cuz long.
1. describe yourself.- Mel, 32, mom of two, mental health issues, and no idea of who I am or ever was.. lover, fighter, spiteful, friendlier than I’d care to admit. I think that about does it?
2. if you could go anywhere for a week all expenses paid where would it be? I’d be willing to go to a lot of places, honestly. Scotland is top of the list if I can count a wedding as an expense haha.
3. do you have siblings? On my mothers side, no, I’m an only child. On my fathers side, I have a half brother, and two step brothers.  I haven’t seen them since I was 11 though, but they’ve been added to my fb and now ignore my existence there.
4. what is your favorite constellation, why? Don’t think I have a favourite.
5. favorite color. Don’t have one. I like different colours for different things, and even that can change with my mood.
6. what kind of music do you listen to? Pretty much everything. My workout music (basically the only time i have time for music) ranges from the 50′s cowboy and love songs all the way to more current EDM and some metal. You introduced me to Mongolian metal, and I’ve come across and Indian metal band that has a song about fighting depression, and I love them so much. I’m still sad to have missed both Babymetal and Alestorm (Scottish pirate metal) when they came to town. Alestorm actually offered me free tickets if they could name Matrim when I was pregnant rofl.
7. favorite flower. (you can name as many as you want cause flowers are awesome)  Wild flowers. I have violets that grow wild in my back yard and I love them.
8. if you could do magic, what is the first spell you would learn? I think at most, I’d like to learn minor healing, or something that would attract goodness to people.
9. favorite childhood memory.The memory of Pat getting in the baby swing and yelling “push me on the swing, mommy!” and me pushing him as high as I could and leaving him there when he got stuck roflrofl. We were 9, and it’s basically how this relationship started. I was annoyed, he was in love. I’m still annoyed but now we’re both in love.
10. have you ever been cheated on? Not that I’m aware of, but that might not have been for a lack of trying. WORD ON THE STREET WAS one of my ex’s was trying to get with someone else while with me and was turned down.
11. if you could describe your perfect room, what would it be? Big and spacious. Super comfy bed, plenty of pillows. But also a little corner with a fort that I can be little in. Close proximity to both bathroom and kitchen for obvious reasons. Big window with cute curtains. and all the thing my current room has, but less unfolded laundry rofl.
12. favorite animal. Don’t have one, but it for sure isn’t a fkin slug I’ll tell you that. Pete the peeper ruined that for all slugs.
13. what was the last photo you took of? Luke’s new pokemon cards so I could show Pat while he was at work.
14. do you believe in soul mates? I do. I believe that soulmates aren’t just lovers, but that you can have many people that your soul resonates with. I had one, or thought I did, until I was dropped like hot garbage and shit was said behind my back like I’d never find out. The fucked up part, if I got an apology, I’d probably believe them and let them back into my life like I did last time. Because I’m a fucking sucker and a slave to my heart. But the more you hurt me, the harder you have to work for my trust so I’ll probably never get one. Too much work.
15. do you hang toilet paper over or under? I have a toddler, so under so he can’t just unravel the whole fucking thing into the toilet by slapping his hand on it.
16. your go to place to eat & your favorite thing to get there. Greenstop and Poutine. They have this killer brown gravy omg.
17. do you believe everything happens for a reason? yeah. Everything is either a consequence to our actions, or a lesson to be learned. Karma, my friend. And sometimes, bad shit just happens so you have room in your life for better things. That’s how I got you and Kay.
18. guilty pressures? You mean other than 80′s and 90′s one hit wonders?
19. favorite mythical creature, why? Dragon. Cuz...dragon?
20. something most people don’t know about you. Uh.. not everyone knows me to be as friendly as you tumblr peeps do. Truth is, I’m kind of known as a bitch in person. I don’t socialize well because of my crippling anxiety, and have RBF, so people just assume. Others know it as fact because I treat people the way they treat me.
21. where did you grow up, what was it like? at 8, I moved across the street from where I live now. Before that, I lived in ‘The Point’ but most of my childhood memories are of here. A lot of my neighbours are the same people. I grew up in the 90′s, so we use to play in the street day and night and there were no worries. I’d go from park to park, house to house, just wandering from place to place with my friends. No parents, just us, as long as I got everyone back out front by the time the street lights came on, and then it was hide and seek in the dark while all the parents drank on one of the balconies and watched. It’s not like that here anymore.
22. do you believe aliens exist? You’d be an idiot to think that we are the only lifeforms anywhere.
23. what was your last google search? Big Iron by Marty Robbins.
24. what did your last relationship teach you? You really wanna get into that? It taught me that no matter what I know about a person, I don’t know them. If they talk shit about other people to me, they are talking shit about me to other people. It taught me that just because they earned my trust once, doesn’t mean they should get a free pass on it for life, that I should make them keep earning it. And finally, than when they say “I’ll understand if it doesn’t work out” it’s bullshit. I’ll end up tossed aside and forgotten while I break. And when I realize I deserve better and move on, everything becomes my fault.
25. would you relocate for love? depends where. Example : I love Kay, but I ain’t moving to Florida roflrofl.
26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy? Forgive far too easily the first few times. After that, fuck you.
27. favorite book. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
28. do you consider yourself an extrovert or introvert? Introvert.
29. have you ever kept a journal, do you now? I have attempted to a few times. Didn’t work out. so no.
30. top 5 favorite movies. Porky’s trilogy. Ginger Snaps trilogy. uhhhhhhm.. fuck.. idk, why do you do this to me, I can’t pick favourites.
31. do you believe that everything happens for a reason? We already went over this.
32. what is your greatest fear? Falling.
33. favorite alcoholic beverage. Jack, disarono, Fluffed marshmallow vodka. UPPERCUT. legit, go into a bar and order an uppercut.
34. most embarrassing thing you’ve done. If i could think of something, I wouldn’t tell you guys muahahha.
35. do you believe in ghosts? not sure.
36. what is the best and worst part of your personality? That I’m nicer than I’d like to be. I’m mush. I’m forgiving and kind, and loving and sometimes I hate it.
37. should you split the dinner bill? Who am I at dinner with?
38. are you a good liar? Fuck no roflroflrofl. I’m the worst at it.
39. what keeps you up at night? these days, story ideas.
40. would you rather go without your phone or music? bye bye music.
41. do you believe in god? Nope.
42. how do you relax when frustrated? Mindless game on my phone, nap, or binge something.
43. what’s something that offends you? people. People offend me.
44. favorite food I’m a sucker for a good lasagne. but also cheesecake. I can never have too much cheesecake. I mean, I can, I’m lactose intolerant, but shush. Something are worth it.
45. if you were on a 10 hour flight and could sit and talk to any person the entire time, who would it be? If there’s booze on the flight, anyone. if not, literally no one. I’ll just pound back some Oxazepam and nap. wake me up when we get there.
46. when do you feel the most confident? never. ROFL.
47. what do you do on your free time? What is free time?
48. is there anyone who has completely lost your respect Oh yeah. If you’ve read this far, you might have an idea.
49. have you ever broken someone’s heart? Probably not, no.
50. did/do you play sports in school? In gym class. Oh, and I did that one summer to Tball and hated it.
51. when are you happiest? when I'm asleep.
52. coffee or tea? Tea. fuck your coffee.
53. what is one possession you own you wouldn’t want to live without? internet.
54. what is the first thing you notice about a person? Height.
55. what is your favorite season, why? I love winter, because I love everything looking so white and clean when the snow is fresh. But I also love spring because of the rain, and summer for storms and fall for colors and good weather.
56. what makes you laugh? What doesn’t.
57. are you a clean or messy person? I was given the nickname ‘Messy’ at 10 for a reason. It still applies.
58. what is important for a successful relationship? Be it friendship or romantic relationship, my answer is the same. Trust and Honesty.
59. what was your upcoming like? Do you mean upbringing? I had a single mom who worked all the time. I was pretty independent.
60. favorite holiday? Christmas.
61. what is the first thing you’d do if you won the lottery? pay off debts.
62. what’s the best pizza topping combination? Bacon crumble and cheese. Not bacon bits, fuck that shit. Bacon fucking crumble. its like, little balls of bacon or something and not many places have it anymore *sad panda*
63. favorite outdoor activity. meditation. Does that count? I just like to be barefoot outside.
64. how are you? honestly. It’s 9 am, and I’m already getting frustrated with kids. And I have a soccer game and medal ceremony coming up soooooooooooo.
65. would you rather go camping in the woods or stay at a beach resort? how about cabin in the woods, ooooor a beach resort with woods backing it. yeah.
66. what is the most beautiful thing in nature? everything.
67. favorite type of candy? Don’t got one.
68. if your life was a book, what would be the title? something super depressing, I’m sure.
69. what movie quotes do you use of a regular bases? “Later masturbater” (The Pest)
70. what was cool when you were young but not cool now? Frosted tips, mesh shirts, and snap away track pants on men HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,. Oh, them early 00′s. I legit saw someone wearing them a few years ago and almost died.
71. what’s the craziest conversation you have ever eves dropped on? dunno hombre.
72. what’s the most interesting documentary you’ve ever watched? uhhhhhhh
73. what’s the worst hairstyle you’ve had? again, 90′s. Mushroom cut with a nike check saved in the back HAHAHAHAHA. Oh man, everyone had that way back when.
74. what do you like to cook? most things.
75. what’s the coolest animal you’ve seen in the wild? wild beavers make me happy.
76. what’s the funniest tv show you’ve ever seen? Japanese game shows. nothing is as funny as japanese games shows. Human Tetris for example is fucking hilarious.
77. do you usually follow your heart or your head? Heart. Unfortunately.
78. what is your favorite quote? I’m not sure these days.
79. what’s the weirdest crush you have ever had? I’m not sure..
80. what’s your love language? I dunno. I legit just had to google what they were, and I’m not sure which.
81. do you ever feel alone? Always.
82. ever been bullied? Far too many times.
83. are you usually early or late? Early, thanks anxiety.
84. what kind of art do you enjoy most? these days, written. But I love paintings the most, i think.
85. what do you wish you knew more about? Everything. If I could, I’d go to school and learn everything that interests me even the slightest.
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snarkybluechristian · 6 years ago
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Hazbin Hotel: Angel’s Worst Day
 Angel Dust could easily name the worst day of his life before the one that destroyed his heart.  It was ironically the day he found out Cassie existed. His restored memories allowed him to remember that day perfectly.  It was October 1928.  Angel was only 18, but he had already found his own apartment where he could be apart from his father and his obnoxious older brother.   He went straight there after a particularly grueling family meeting.  As was his habit once he set foot in the door, Angel lit a cigarette and sat down on the couch with his mail.  After sorting through some bills and advertisements, he found something that made him smile.  It was a letter from Maggie. They had been in the habit of corresponding through letters since most days she was too busy with school to talk on the phone.  Angel opened the letter and read its contents. As he read its contents, Angel’s eyes grew larger and his mouth dropped open.  He didn’t even notice when the cigarette fell on the floor and fizzled out.   In his shock, Angel grabbed his coat, bolted out the door, and drove straight to Maggie’s house.   When he got there, he entered through the back lot and opened her back door to find Maggie eating a sandwich at a small table in her kitchen. Out of breath, Angel said, “Maggie…I got your letter…Is it true?  Are you really…?” Maggie’s lips curled into a sad smile as she stood up from her chair and turned sideways.  Her belly was poking out underneath her purple dress.  She was pregnant. Angel almost fainted where he stood.  Maggie helped him to a chair and tried to get him a glass of water, but he stopped her. “Don’t, Mag,” Angel said standing up and gesturing for her to get back in her seat.  “You’re carrying a baby.  You don’t have to wait on me.”   “Thanks,” Maggie said.  “This extra weight is killing my feet.” Angel grabbed a glass from her cupboard, filled it up with water from the sink, and chugged that glass as quickly as he could.  After placing the glass in the sink, he sat down at the table in the other chair while Maggie continued to eat her sandwich. “Maggie, I really hate to ask, but are you sure it’s mine?” Angel asked after a moment of awkward silence.   “Yes,” Maggie replied.  “I haven’t slept with anyone since then.  Besides, you were my first.” “Really?  So, you mean for all that flirting you did in school, you never actually got any guy to…?” “Nope, you took my virginity.  I didn’t tell you that cuz I didn’t wanna make you nervous.” “And here I took ya for a baby vamp,” Angel said smiling briefly before his face sank again.  “Oh, my God…Mag, how long have you known?” “I found out about a week ago,” Maggie said as her brown eyes stared at the food in front of her.  “I mean, I had noticed that I wasn’t bleeding as much and that I’d been gaining weight, but I didn’t think anything of it until I started upchucking in the john every morning.  Last week, I finally went to see the doctor and he told me that I’m over four months pregnant…” “Jesus Christ…” “I did ask him about an abortion.  He said that officially such a thing is forbidden, but unofficially, it’s too late.  It’s alright, though.  I’m Catholic.  I don’t believe in abortion anyway.  Besides, I’ve started warming up to the idea of being a mom…” Maggie looked up to see that Angel was resting his head on the table on top of his arms and not responding. “Angel, I’m so sorry…” Maggie started to say. “What do you have to be sorry for?” Angel interrupted.  “Your body is just doing what God intended.  I’m the stupid fag who didn’t use a condom and got ya knocked up.” Maggie sat back in her chair and said nervously, “Angel, I really hate to ask this cuz I know you ain’t the type to get insured, especially not to a girl, but I need some help here.  I’m scared.  Mom’s still workin’ as a nurse, and Daddy still works at that bank.  They know, and they’ve told me I don’t need to worry about nothin’, but I know that’s a lot of bushwa.  Money’s been tight lately, and the baby will make it harder.  I’ve been asked to leave school since I’m showing, and I can’t go out again until after the baby’s born.  I don’t know what I’m gonna do once the kid gets here.  I’ve thought about moving away eventually to make things easier on my family, but I can’t do anything without cash.  Look, I don’t wanna be a burden or nothin’, but I need some help here…” “Say no more,” Angel replied with a sigh.  “This happened because I needed you to help me discover myself.  I’ll help ya out.” “Thanks, Angel, you’re a real pal,” Maggie said biting into her sandwich in relief.  “Just let me do some calculating and I’ll find out how much we need a month to support the baby.  I’ll get back to work as soon as I can, so you don’t have to keep bearin’ the burden by yourself.  Oh, my folks will be so happy.  Hey!  Where are ya goin’?” Angel had gotten up from his chair and opened the door heading to the rest of the house.  He knew what he had to do, and it hurt like hell. “Angel?” Maggie asked again. “I’m goin’ to call my Dad, Maggie,” Angel said with pain behind his voice.  “I’ll tell him we’re married so our family will support ya.”   “What?!” Maggie yelled as her pupils dilated in terror.  “Why?!  Angel, you can’t!  You told me your Dad was…” “A horrible and evil man?” Angel said turning back and lingering by the door.  “Yes, he is, but what choice do we have?  Neither of us has money on our own.  He’d find out about you and our child eventually.  It’s better that I tell him now and get it over with.  Besides, we both know how the world is going to treat you if you remain an unwed mother.  At least, this way, you’d be taken care of.  After all, you could be carrying his heir.” “Angel, you don’t have to do this,” Maggie said getting up on her feet and walking over to him as quickly as her swelling feet would allow.  “You don’t love me, and I don’t love you.  You don’t need to lie to them.  Forget about it.  We’ll do somethin’ else.  I don’t want the mob involved…” “Maggie, the mob got involved as soon as the kid was conceived,” Angel said in resignation.  “There’s no way around it.  We can’t keep this a secret.  If I start wiring money to you often enough, my Dad will start asking questions.  And if I don’t tell him, someone else will.  Hell, depending on who else you’ve told, he might already know.” “But how?” “He’s the Don, Mag.  He has sources everywhere.  If he hasn’t, it’s best if he hears it from me and if I tell him we’ve taken care of it already.  I’m sorry.” Maggie’s face sank as she sat back down and tried unsuccessfully to conceal a few tears. Angel reluctantly went to her living room, picked up the phone, and told the operator to call his Dad.  He felt his stomach turn.   Fortunately, Maggie came in and sat next to him on her couch for emotional support. Unfortunately, Angel’s brother answered the phone first. “Hey!  Who is this?” he asked. “Eric, it’s me,” Angel said tersely.  “Give the phone to Dad.” “What for?” “That’s none of your beeswax, Eric.  I need to talk to Dad.” “What did you do?  Did you fuck up and get arrested again?” “Like you’re one to talk.  Look, could you stop futzing around and just get Dad please?” “Hold on.  Dad, it’s Angelo…” Angel heard his father’s voice on the other line.  Maggie gripped her hand in his while he told his Dad what had happened.  The conversation was brief.  His Dad was shocked and upset, as expected.  Oddly enough, he wasn’t that angry when Angel said he wanted to support Maggie, but he acted oddly suspicious when he said that they had eloped already.  He wanted to see them both. A few hours later, Angel and Maggie pulled up to his father’s house.  They both got out of the car and stared for at the building for a while.  He knew he was in for something terrible.  She knew all the horror stories he told her and every story she had ever read about the mob and quaked in fear while holding onto his arm. “Maggie, are you alright?” Angel asked.  “You’re kinda cutting the blood pressure to my arm here.” “I can’t do this,” Maggie said in a panic.  “Talkin’ to you is one thing, but I’m talkin’ to Don Lucchese.  He could kill me if I do anything wrong.” “Welcome to my world,” Angel said with a sad smile. Maggie kept shaking and started breathing hard, so Angel tried to swallow his own fear and took her arm in his.   “Hey,” Angel said trying to sound as confident as he could.  “We’ll be okay.  We just have to pretend we’re married. That shouldn’t be too hard.  Just let me do the talking, and if that doesn’t work, at least, we go down together.” Angel was never that good at being comforting.  Maggie was on the verge of hyperventilating, so he hugged her sideways until she started breathing normally. When she started to calm down, Angel’s green eyes locked with her brown eyes as he said, “I swear to God I won’t let either of them hurt you.  Okay?” Maggie smiled, nodded, stood up, and gasped in surprise. “What’s the matter?” Angel asked. “Angel, the baby just kicked,” Maggie said.  “He’s never done that before.” “Really?” Angel asked putting his hand on her belly until he felt the kick.  “Oh, my God.  I feel ‘em.  Dammit, he’s still goin’.  He could be a fighter.” “Or, she could be a dancer…” Maggie said before they both heard Angel’s brother talking. “How much longer do you plan on keeping us waitin’, little brother?” they both heard Angel’s brother say. Angel and Maggie looked up to see Eric posed against the open door.  He looked like Angel, but his eyes were icy blue and crueler, and his clothes were black and white and not as colorful as Angel’s were. “What the hell are ya doin’ anyway?” Eric asked spitefully. Angel smirked, squatted on the ground, rubbed Maggie’s abdomen, and said, “Not much.  I was just thinkin’ about givin’ my new wife a hand job on the sidewalk in front of all your neighbors.  I know how little action you get, so you can watch if ya pay me.” Eric’s face contorted in disgust while Maggie snickered quietly. “So, that’s the girl?” Eric asked without moving from the door.  “She’s just a kid.”   “She’s my wife,” Angel said in annoyance.  “And her name is Margaret.  You ought to treat her with respect.” “She’s far too cute for ya,” Eric said spitefully.  “How much are you paying her to be seen with you, Ethel?”   “Up yours,” Angel retorted standing up and wrapping his arm around Maggie’s shoulder.  “Where’s Dad?  He’s the one who wanted to see us.” “Inside his office,” Eric said as Angel took Maggie’s arm and they walked up the stairs onto the front porch and into the house.  “Let me take her coat.” Maggie looked at Angel who nodded to show it was okay, and she let Eric take her worn coat and looked around the ornately-decorated home Angel had told her so much about.   While Angel took off his coat, Eric slowly hung Maggie’s coat on the rack while staring her down mercilessly.  Angel knew what he was doing.  Eric was studying her and sizing her up.  He always did the same thing whenever he met someone new.  It was usually just annoying, but now that it was being used on his best friend, it was infuriating.   “Take a picture,” Angel said throwing his coat on Eric’s head and walking over to where Maggie was.  “It’ll last longer.  Alright, hon.  Let’s get this over with.” Eric tossed the coat on the floor, walked past them into the office down the hall, and said, “I’ll just let Dad know you’re here.” Maggie and Angel finally let themselves breathe once he was gone.  Angel immediately noticed that Maggie was shaking.   Angel rested his hand on her shoulder and said, “You’re doin’ really well, Mag.  Don’t worry.  We just have to talk to my Dad, pretend we’re married for about ten more minutes, and then we can leave and get you something you want.  Just remember.  Let me do all the talking.” Maggie turned to him with a sad smile and said, “You have a really nice house.  It’s so big and beautiful.  It’s hard to believe that you had such a miserable life here.  I suppose it’s like what Jesus said about the white-washed tombs.” “That’s one word for it,” Angel said lighting a cigarette. “Angel, will our baby grow up like that?” Maggie asked turning around to face him.  “How involved do you think your family’s goin’ to be?  Because if the baby’s goin’ to have to endure that, I feel like I should attempt an abortion.” Angel paused while puffing on his cigarette.  That was a question he was afraid to answer. Nevertheless, Angel pulled the cigarette out of his mouth and said, “From my experience, it depends on what the baby’s gender is.  If he’s a boy, my Dad’s gonna try to groom him into the next Don.  But if she’s a girl, I imagine he’ll just throw money at her and ignore her like my poor sister Molly.  Women don’t work for the mob, so he doesn’t have much use for them.  Wish I could give you better news.  If he’s a boy, I hope to God he isn’t a fag like me or his life is gonna be hell.  Lord knows I’ve had a hard enough time hidin’ it from my family.  I don’t wanna know what they’d do to him…” Maggie snatched the cigarette from Angel’s hand and started puffing on it herself. “I’m sorry, Mag,” Angel said sadly.  “I’ve screwed you in more ways than one…” “It does no good to cry about it now,” Maggie said handing him back the cigarette.  “We’ll have plenty of time for that later.  Let’s just focus on getting out of here alive.  But if we make it, you owe me a real handjob and a night on the town.” Angel chuckled quietly under his breath and said, “Mag, if we make it out alive, I’ll treat you like a goddamn queen.” Eric finally shouted down the hall, “You lovebirds can come in now!” “Finally,” Angel said snuffing out his cigarette on an ashtray and taking Maggie’s arm again.  “Buck up, sister.  Here, we go.  Whatever you do, don’t let him see you scared and don’t let him see you cry.” The two of them walked down the hall into Don Lucchese’s office at the end of the hall.  It was a luxurious office complete with paintings, a fireplace, bookshelves, a large desk, large office chairs, and the whole shebang.   Angel hated that place, and he hated the brawny, 42-year-old sitting smugly in his red leather chair even more.  Don Lucchese stared at Maggie and her growing belly with sick delight while Eric gloated from his spot leaning against the wall next to the desk.   Maggie looked away and fidgeted uncomfortably while Angel wrapped his arm around her shoulder to try to calm her down.  It was all he could do to hide his disgust. “You wanted to see us, Dad?” Angel asked to get his attention off Maggie.   “Of course,” Don Lucchese said reaching his open hand out towards Maggie.  “Why wouldn’t I want to meet my daughter-in-law?  What’s your name, dear?” “Margaret Walters,” Maggie replied cautiously handing him her hand.   Once the Don had kissed her hand, he let go of her hand and said gently, “Sit down, Margaret.  You look exhausted.  You too, Angelo.” The pair looked at each other and quickly sat down in the chairs in front of the desk.   Angel placed his hand on top of hers and said, “We eloped this afternoon.  I’m gonna find her a nice place to stay and look after her and the baby, with your blessing, of course.” “Of course,” Don Lucchese said.  “But I have a condition of my own.” Angel felt his heart drop and Maggie grip his hand more tightly, but he maintained his composure. “What kind of condition, Dad?” Angel asked. “Well, you actually have to get married,” Don Lucchese started. “Dad, what are you talking about?  We are already married.” “Then how come none of my sources in the judiciary office saw you two come by?” Angel was stunned into silence, so Maggie blurted out, “It’s a common law marriage.” “Maggie!” Angel chided. Don Lucchese chuckled under his breath and said, “Can’t say I’m not disappointed.  I’ve come to expect this from you by now, Angelo, but this time, I’m not letting you futz it up for the rest of us.  After all, you may have sired my next heir.  That’s something your brother can’t even do.” Eric averted his gaze to hide his shame.  That movement wasn’t lost on Angel, but he felt no sympathy. “The family won’t accept an illegitimate child as my heir,” Don Lucchese continued.  “So, you two have to get married…” “A common law marriage is as good as any,” Angel said crossing his arms in annoyance.  “Why do ya care?”   “To my colleagues, it’s the same as living in sin,” Don Lucchese replied.  “Why did you lie to me about eloping in the first place?  Are you hiding something, Angelo?” “It’s my fault,” Maggie interrupted. “Maggie…” Angel tried to chide. “That’s what he’s tryin’ to hide,” Maggie lied.  “I’m a working girl and I’ve been working for a while because I wanted to save up for a proper wedding, but today, I was asked to leave and don’t have enough funds for it.  Don’t be hard on Angel.  He wanted to just elope.  I was the stubborn one who wouldn’t listen.  He was just tryin’ to save me the embarrassment.  Lyin’ about it was my idea.  I didn’t think you’d face us if we weren’t already married.” Angel pleaded at her with his eyes, and she glared back. Don Lucchese didn’t say anything, but he reached into his desk and pulled out an official-looking document.  Angel and Maggie looked at it more closely and realized that it was a marriage license.   “If that’s the case, dear, why don’t you two just sign this certificate?” Don Lucchese asked.  “I had a judge sign it earlier, so all you two have to do is sign it and you will be considered married.” Angel and Maggie looked at each other again before Maggie said, “If it isn’t too much, I’d still like a wedding…” “That’s why we were asking for money,” Angel interrupted.  “I want to have a small wedding with her.” Don Lucchese didn’t answer, so Eric answered for him, “Alright…Do what you want then…” “Oh,” Maggie said overdramatically moaning and rising from her seat.  “I feel so ill.  We’d better go home.” “Oh, yeah,” Angel said catching onto her cue and walking with her towards the door.  “Just put the check in the mail.  I’d better get her home.  We’ll show ourselves out.” Angel wrapped his arm around Maggie to support her and whispered, “Maggie, baby, you were brilliant…” Maggie smiled at him before Eric slid in front of the office door they were about to exit. “What’s eating you?” Angel asked. “Are you sure you don’t want to just sign that document, Angelo?” Eric asked.   “Of course, I’m sure,” Angel said in annoyance.  “My future wife wants a wedding, so that’s what I’m gonna give her.  Could you get out of our way now?” “Are you sure that’s the reason, little brother?” Eric asked cruelly glaring through them while raising an eyebrow.  “Are you sure it’s not just because you don’t like skirts?” Angel felt his heart stop in terror but tried to hold his composure as he said, “I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about…” “Yes, you do,” Eric interrupted pulling the  manila envelope out of a pocket in his coat.  “Or is that not you in these pictures?” Angel swiped the envelope, looked inside, and saw the photos of himself dressed in drag and kissing men at different bars around Greenwich Village. Maggie audibly gasped.     Angel’s face fell completely, and he started shaking.  It was all he could do to not start panicking.   “I’ve suspected as much for a while, little brother,” Eric said circling around, stopping behind Angel, and looking over his shoulder.  “That’s why I had you followed.  Psychologists would say you have a serious mental illness.  But don’t worry, I’ve read that it’s pathological.  It can be cured.  You just need some electric shock therapy.  We called some of our contacts at the sanitorium.  They have a room waiting just for you…” “You didn’t…” Maggie said while Angel listened quietly and kept shaking. “No…” Angel whispered pathetically.   “They’re waiting outside now,” Eric said with an even more twisted smile.  “If you try to leave, they’ll put you away forever, Angelo, and you’ll probably never see the light of day again.  But hey, at least, you won’t be making us look bad no more.” Angel felt some tears forming at the corner of his eyes. “You’re making a mistake,” Maggie lied stepping between him and Angel.  “You have the wrong guy.  He knocked me up.  He ain’t no fag.” Eric turned to her and replied, “Save the lines, doll.  I know you’re just a fluke.  You think these are the only photos I have?  I have more than enough evidence to put him away for a long time.” “You can’t do this…” Maggie snarled angrily.   “Shut it, ya quiff,” Eric retorted getting his face close to hers.  “Or, you go with him.” “I ain’t crazy,” Maggie retorted glaring back into his eyes. “I’m sure we can make up a reason…” Eric replied. “Eric, that’s enough,” Don Lucchese said.  “You’ve made your point.  We can’t hurt her.” Eric glared at Maggie one last time before backing away to resume his former perch. Don Lucchese pulled out a cigar, lit it, put it in his mouth, and said, “I must congratulate you, Angelo.  You’ve found yourself a good doll.  I ain’t seen many women willin’ to stand behind their men like yours has.  Especially not in front of us.  It’s a shame you ain’t attracted to her.  She’s quite the livewire.” Angel was paying attention to everything even if he wasn’t responding to it.  He wandered over to the window and peeked out to see if his brother was telling the truth.  He was. “You can’t run away from this one, Angelo,” Don Lucchese said.  “Either you make yourself honest or you leave with the men in white coats and your girlfriend loses custody of your son as soon as he’s born.” “You can’t!” Maggie yelled.   “Pipe down, sweetheart,” Don Lucchese said.  “Either you sign the document, or you lose the kid.  It’s your choice.  What’s it gonna be?” Angel lingered by the window staring at the white van in absolute terror, but he could hear Maggie walking to the desk and the sound her pen made when she signed the marriage license. “Now, it’s your turn, Angelo,” Don Lucchese said.  “Angelo?” “The poor fag has lost his mind,” Eric mocked when Angel didn’t respond.  “It’s a shame, too.  She’s a looker.  I guess I’ll do it.” “What?!” Maggie yelled sounding terrified.  “But I don’t love you either…” Angel had enough.  He walked away from the window and over to the desk with terrified anger behind his eyes.  Don Lucchese saw him and didn’t say anything. “Darlin’, can you really afford to say no?” Eric cooed while he took the pen from Maggie’s hand and wrapped his arm around her waist while she tensed at his touch.  “It’s alright, doll.  I ain’t all bad.  I’ll take care of ya.  Just let me sign my name…HEY!” Without saying a word, Angel snatched the pen from his brother and shoved Eric off Maggie so hard that he fell on the floor. “Angel…” Maggie said in surprise.   Eric quickly got to his feet and started to lunge after his brother, but Don Lucchese held up his hand and made him back down. Angel signed his name on the document, stuffed it in the envelope, grabbed Maggie’s hand, and pulled her behind him as he tried to exit the room.   But before he could leave, Don Lucchese said, “Wait, son.  Don’t you want your check?  You’ll need to find yourselves a place to live.”   Angel let go of Maggie’s hand and walked back to snatch the check from his father’s hand.  Eric was standing close by and glaring proudly.  The check was for $50,000.  He stuffed it in the pocket of his coat and returned to Maggie. “Get somethin’ nice for the poor dame,” Don Lucchese said as Angel grabbed Maggie’s hand and exited the office.  “For God’s sake, you knock her up and can’t even get her some decent clothes?” Angel fumed angrily as he grabbed both the coats from the rack, threw open the front door, and pulled Maggie out behind him. The men in the white van drove away as soon as they saw them exit the house together, evidently some previously agreed upon signal.   When the van drove off, Maggie asked, “Angel…?” “Don’t say anything yet,” Angel warned quietly and fearfully.  “Not while they can possibly hear us.” “Okay,” Maggie whispered as they finally made it to the car.   Angel opened the passenger door and helped Maggie climb into her seat.  Then once she was settled, he shut her door, opened the door behind her, and threw the coats and the envelope in the back seat.   Once he shut that door, Angel saw Eric staring at him from the office window.  He was still smirking proudly before he waved at him.  It was nothing short of unnerving. Angel turned away without responding, entered his car, and drove away as quickly as he could.   Everything was quiet between Angel and Maggie until they made it out of the neighborhood.  The night was coming fast, and the streetlamps were coming on.  Angel could feel Maggie staring at her, but all his focus was on holding everything together until they were a safe distance away.   Even so, Angel felt tears escaping the corners of his eyes as he finally reached downtown.  When Maggie saw them, she started sobbing. It was then that Angel parallel-parked the car next to the sidewalk.  Maggie continued to cry as if nothing had changed. Angel hesitated for a moment before he finally said, “Maggie, I’m sorry.  I’m so sorry.  I was stupid.  I was so fucking stupid.  I should never have dragged you into this.  I should never have called them.  Now, you’re part of this too, and they’ll never let you go.  I should have known they’d pull something like this.  Mag, I’m so sorry…” “I ain’t cryin’ for me,” Maggie interrupted between sobs.  “Angel, I’m cryin’ for you.  I knew what you told me about them, but dear God…They were ready to throw you away in a heartbeat just because you wouldn’t sign a damn document.  This is what you’ve had to live with your whole life, and now, you’re in deeper shit because of me…” “No, Maggie,” Angel said slowly losing control of his tears.  “I’m the one who knocked you up.  I’m the reason you’re now a Lucchese.  I fucked things up for ya like I’ve fucked things up for myself my entire life…” Maggie stopped crying and just listened. More tears fell before Angel said, “I thought I was bein’ smart, Mag.  I thought I was takin’ care of everything.  I thought I was protectin’ myself.  I thought I could keep myself from getting hurt.  I thought I was smart enough to stay safe and get away, but it wasn’t enough.  No matter what I do, they always find a loophole.  And now, they have me by my fuckin’ balls…”
It was Angel’s turn to cry, and he finally did.  He cried harder than he ever had in his life up to that point.  The only time he would cry harder would be after Cassie’s death.  Angel leaned on Maggie’s shoulder and released the pent-up pain his heart had felt practically since the day he was born.  He didn’t know how long he sat there crying like that, but Maggie held him without flinching. 
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themisadventuresofcando · 7 years ago
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Life #10 (KnB/YoI Crossover)
Character Sheet
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Basic
Name: Carmencita D. Mikealson
Pronunciation: Car-men-SEE-tuh
Meaning: Little Song
Nicknames: Carmen, Dee, The Less Stupid One, Kitten
Name Origins:
Carmen: Shortened from Carmencita
Dee: Middle Initial
The Less Stupid One: Hanamiya… no further explanation needed
Kitten: Yuri likes cats and Yuri likes me, therefore, I am his kitten
Titles: N/A
Aliases: N/A
Alias Origin: N/A
Orientation: Heterosexual
Gender: Female
Age: 18 (Just a few months younger than Yuri)
Date of Birth: June 4th
Star Sign: Gemini
Birth Flower: Rose
Meaning: Different Types of Love
Birthstone: Pearl
Meaning: Innocence, Purity
Species: Human
Affiliation: N/A
Social Status: Lower Middle Class
Dead?: Some Day
How?: ...I don't want to know
Last Words: “STOP YOUR GONNA GET US KILLED!”
Appearance
Eye Color: Grey-Blue
Glasses/Contacts: Glasses
Skin Tone: Pale with Freckles
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Hair Length: Just Below Shoulders
Hair Type: Thick, Frizzy and Curly
HairStyle: Ponytail
Height: 5’1 (My name means little for a reason, I suppose…)
Body Build: Thin, Scrawny, Small
Notable Features: Small Scar on Left Cheek (I fell down the stairs… into a broken fence)
Piercings: N/A
Tattoos: N/A
Scars: Cheek, Thighs, and Knee
Birthmarks: Left Thigh
Soulmate Words: ”Where THE FUCK did you come from?!” on the right side of ribcage
 Wardrobe
Style: Comfy and Cute
Favorite Outfit: Light Blue Minnie Mouse T-Shirt, Black Leggings, Light Blue Converse, Pastel Blue and Pink Hoodie, Minnie Mouse Backpack, Rose Gold Headphones
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Casual Outfit: Black T-Shirt, Black Cherry Blossom Patterned Leggings, Black Cat Backpack, Rose Gold Converse, Rose Gold Converse
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Winter Outfit: White Padded Fur Lined Coat, Lavender Watercolor Sweater, Pastel Violet Baret, Tan Knit Gloves, Black Backpack with Lavender Elephant Pattern, Black Buckle Boots, Rose Gold Headphones
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Formal Outfit: Pastel Blue Asymmetrical Gown with Pale Pink and Blue Floral Pattern, White Mary Jane Kitten Heels, Pearl and Rose Necklace, Pearl Studs, Double Layered Pearl Bracelet, White Crossbody Bag
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Sleepwear: Black and White Kitten Cropped Shirt, Black Shorts with White Polka Dots, Grey Moccasins, Black and White Sleep Mask
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Accessories: Rose Gold and Pearls
Scent: Rose, Sugar, and Vanilla
 Relationships
Mother/Mother Figure: Abigail Mikealson
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Our mother is the picture of a stay at home dotting mommy. She has raised us and taken care of us since they say we were born. She knows us better than we know ourselves! All the cooking I know I learned from spending hours in the kitchen helping her cook. My mom loves us to the point of babying us sometimes and I know she means well but she just has to let us grow up. I think the one thing that disappoints her about me is my aversion to makeup and jewelry (unless it's a special occasion). Well, that and my aversion to people! She's always trying to push me out of my comfort zone and I thank everything that I do dress a bit girly so she leaves me alone when it comes to shopping.
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Father/Father Figure: Robin Mikealson
Relationships:
I am much more distant to my father… and I don't know why. Olivia is incredibly close to him but I’m just not. I guess it's because he spends so much time traveling for work and I just can't get over it. He loves me and I love him we're just… distant. The most time I spend with him is during family movie nights. One thing I can thank him for, though, is my interest in ice skating! Because of my dad and his love for every sport in existence I met my soulmate!
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Brothers/Brother Figures: Elliot Mikealson, Makoto Hanamiya
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Elliot is my super protective big brother! He loves to tease us (and is probably where I learned my affectionate violence thing) and he loves to make us squirm. He hates when he thinks me or Liv is hurt and will immediately start looking for a face to punch. He’s a super successful artist nowadays and is the entire reason I draw! Even with his busy schedule, he finds time to visit his baby sisters. Some people like to say that I'm too close to him because he's one of the few people I hang all over and they're not used to me letting anyone touch me.
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Hanamiya concerns me. He is my sister's soulmate so I have no choice but to try and get along with him but he is a genuinely sadistic person. I'm not afraid of him which pisses him off to no end and I only make it worse when I stand up to him (even if I don’t really mean it). I’m sure the only thing that keeps me from his wrath is the fact that it would hurt Olivia and he secretly has a soft spot for her. I tease him about that too which pisses him off. We have a love-hate relationship.
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Sisters/Sister Figures: Olivia Mikealson
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Ah, this idiot. She is not too bright if you know what I mean! She has this weird charm that endears her to people for like half a second and then they can never get away. She like a homeless puppy, feed her once and you are never getting rid of her. And I tend to feed her a lot she is my food testing guinea pig when I make new recipes. She is a huge pushover, which, is why she needs someone around her to deal with her problems aka me. She cant say no so I do, she thinks it rude to leave I drag her away, she won’t stand up for herself so I do. I have to help with homework because even if the answer is staring her in the face she still won’t get it. She is my big sister and I do love her but she needs to act like she's the big sister before I treat her like she is.
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Soulmate: Yuri Plisetsky
Relationship:
My very grump soulmate! He kind of had a hard time believing I was his soulmate but the tattoos don’t lie! We kind of met when, on one of my father's extended stays home, we went to an ice skating competition (Olivia got very bored very fast). At one point I got up to go to the bathroom and got incredibly lost due to my poor sense of direction. I, somehow, ended up near where the skaters happened to be and literally ran into him. He then proceeded to scream the words on my side and I responded with, ”I’ll tell you when I figure it out. Hi, I’m lost!” there was then a lot of cursing from one of us and awkward laughter from the other. After another skater helped me back and the competition ended he found me as we were leaving and exchanges numbers. We spend a lot of time talking on the phone, texting, and facetiming because he lives in Russia and I live Japan and he travels constantly for skating competitions. When we do get to see each other we get along surprisingly well and we do things we don't let others do (I get to play with his hair and he gets to lay in my lap). I am currently in the process of learning to ice skate to surprise him the next time he can come see me.
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People
Mentors: Hanamiya Makoto, Abigail Mikealson
Advisor: Elliot Mikealson
Confidant: Olivia Mikealson (Don't know why she can't keep a secret)
Teammates: N/A
Friends: Yuri Katsuki, Victor Nikiforov, Shintaro Midorima, Ryota Kise, Kirasaki Daichi High Basketball Team
Best Friend: Olivia Mikealson
Soulmate: Yuri Plisetsky (I am aware that is not his full name but I’m not writing it)
Rivals: Hanamiya Makoto
Enemies: N/A (I mean unless you count Smile Man)
Person Hated Most: … I don't really hate people
Most Important Person: Yuri, Mom, Olivia, Elliot (I’m indecisive, okay?!)
Awkward Around: N/A
Admires: Yuri, Victor, Other Yuri
 Past
Hometown: Tokyo, Japan (Technically speaking it’s Boston but that was only for a few months of my life)
Childhood: I had a pretty nice childhood
Childhood Hero: Abigail Mikealson
Most Important Memory: Freakin’ met my soulmate!
Worst Memory: When Elliot left for college
 Present
Current Location: Tokyo, Japan
Living With: Olivia Mikealson
Occupation: Student
Pets: N/A (Unless Yuri’s cat counts cuz she loves me.)
 Health
General Health: Pretty Average
Reason: Genetics
Mental Health: Pretty Average (Hanamiya would say otherwise)
Reason: Life
Sleep Habits: I sleep like a log
Diet: Anything! (I love cooking new recipes and who else will try it)
Exercise: More now that I'm trying to learn ice skating
Allergies: Lactose
Injuries: N/A
Disorders: N/A
Deformity: N/A
Disabilities: N/A
Mutations: N/A
Handicaps: N/A
Medication: N/A
 Education
School: Kirasaki Daichi High
Best Class: Home Ec
Worst Class: Math
Sports: Figure Skating
Clubs: N/A
Languages: English, Japanese
Memory: Pretty Good
 Personality
Good Traits: Playful, Clever, Funny, Helpful, Caring
Bad Traits: Childish, Blunt, Terrible Sense of Direction, Oblivious, Antisocial, Easily Frustrated
Likes: Cooking, Drawing, Pastels, Leggings, Cookies, Reading, Sleeping, Figure Skating, Mom, Baking
Dislikes: Dresses, Makeup, Socializing, Chocolate, Cream Cheese, Cherries, Mornings
Turn Ons: Teasing, Slight Rough Play, Cuddling
Turn Offs: Insults, Self Centered or Mean Personality
Talents: Cooking, Baking
Sense of Humor: Silly, Mean
Darkest Secret: N/A
Does Anyone Know? Who?: I’m a Big Mouth and if I don’t say anything Olivia will
Greatest Fear: Being Alone in The Dark
Why?: Don’t Know Just Always Have Been
Other Fears: N/A
Why?: N/A
Most at Ease When: Cooking
Most Uncomfortable When: Hanamiya
Enraged When?: I’m not an angry person
Depressed When?: Overthinking
Frightened When?: In The Dark
If Granted One Wish What Would It Be?: … Can I Be Done With School
 Habits
Hobbies: Cooking, Baking, Drawing, Ice Skating
Instrument?: N/A
Sport?: Ice Skating
Spending Habits: I’m Quite Frugal
Drinks?: N/A
Smokes?: N/A
Drugs?: N/A
Nervous Tics: FIDGETS LIKE NO ONE’S BUSINESS
 Favorites
Prized Possession: N/A
Color: Pastels
Song: Starving by Halsey
Quote: “Bitches be like,’you know my name not my story.’ I be like ‘I don’t give a fuck about either’”
Movie: Wizard of Oz
Food: Jambalaya
Season: Spring
Book: Da Vinci Code
Genre: Fantasy
Flower: Cherry Blossom
Flavor: Chocolate
Dessert: Oatmeal Cookies
 Either/Or
Pessimist or Optimist: Optimist
Pacifist or Fighter: Fight
Introvert or Extrovert: Introvert
Proud or Humble: Humble
Messy or Tidy: Tidy
Risky or Safe: Safe
Strength or Wisdom: Wisdom
Flashy or Simple: Simple
Long Range or Short Range: Long Range
Cats or Dogs: Cats
Hot or Cold: Hot
Book or Movie: Movie
Loud or Quiet: Quiet
Logic or Emotion: Logic
Work or Relax: Relax
Confident or Shy: Shy
Night or Day: Night
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mountainashfae · 7 years ago
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hey do rowan and mialee and nelle for all of them you coward (rowan i love you)
Theodore Howlandt I love you but I’ve been typing for almost 3 hours.
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Rowan Thornbrook
1:List five basic facts about your OC.
He’s half drow buthe looks like a sun elf
He’s actually alittle bit sensitive to sunlight but you’d never guess unless it was superbright
He was trained aFighter but born with the heart (but not stats) of a Druid
He has named all15 of his pet mice and can always tell them apart
His ultimate goalwhen it comes to the party is to try and keep them from dying
2:Post a line of dialogue from your OC.
“Wellhit me with a hailstone.”
3:Post a snippet from your writing that describes your OC.
“Rowanmade the plan to leave Pinegrove after he hit 29. His closest friends hadalready began to marry and settle down, both in and out of town, and he knewthat such a life wouldn’t happen for him. Not in the remnants of a humankingdom that continued to look at him strange even after two decades. He wasalso reaching that age where time wouldn’t affect him in the same way that itwould everyone else. They’d grow old, while he would remain youthful foranother century at least. So he packed his gear and set out, with no cleardestination or goal in mind other than to find a way to restore the throne thathad burned all those years ago. He just… had not even the slightest clue of howto do that.” – From the Riverin Lore doc
4:Post a snippet from your writing in which another OC describes your OC.
“Havesome faith in your little brother, huh?”“Ihave faith in you Nazh, but definitely not in myself.”
Closestthing I got right off. Dialogue between Nazha and Rowan
5:Describe your OC’s physical appearance.
Rowanis a half-elf of short stature, with warm brown skin, light blonde hair, andcool gray eyes. At first glance someone might mistake him for half sun elf,when he’s in fact half drow. He has a broken nose that never healed correctlyafter a fight a few years ago, a bit of a dad bod, and underneath his clothinghides a wyvern tattoo that covers his left shoulder. He tends to wear shades ofgreen, the color of his homeland, and wears chain mail and armored boots alongwith his clothing. He carries a shield and signet ring bearing the emblem of hiskingdom, and wears a scarf embroidered with the same wyvern pattern that he gotfrom a close friend.
6:Describe your OC’s love life.
Rowanhas canonically asked out 2 people. One turned him down because she was alreadydating their best friend (the two weren’t public about it yet), and the otherhad to turn him down because of the engagement he’s in. But Solomon didn’t givehim a no.
7:Describe your OC’s fashion sense.
He’snot the biggest fan of flashy clothes. He prefers to keep things somewhat simpleand practical, though he makes sure there is a reference to Riverin issomewhere in his outfit.
8:Describe one of your OC’s bad habits.
Hecan never seem to actually state the important things on his mind to people.Like the whole “oh yeah I’m a prince” thing
9:Your OC is having a nightmare. What is it?
Thesame one as every night. Altair carries him out of his bedroom and theydiscover that they’re too late to save his parents from the fire burning thecastle.
10:You are conducting a ritual. What 5 items would you need to summon your OC?
Wtfeven is this question.
Iguess it’d be: a peach, the leaves of a rowan tree, a wyvern scale, a woodencarving of a shield, and fur from a mouse.
11:What does your OC want for their birthday?
Cookingsupplies. Whether ingredients or tools doesn’t matter.
12:What does your OC give another OC for their birthday?
Freshbaked goods.
13:Describe your OC’s living situation.
Wellother than being on the road, he lives in a cozy house in a tiny village withhis adoptive aunt and uncle. There’s two bedrooms, one bathroom, and they’vegot a small garden out back. Altair has set up a bit of a smithy as well.
14:What is one of your OC’s secrets?
Honestly?The contents of his nightmare. He hasn’t shared that with anyone.
15:Your OC is given the chance to go back in time. Where do they go and what dothey do?
Hewould jump back to when he was 7 and the fire was burning his home. He wouldtry to warn someone about it, or maybe just make sure that his entire familymade it out alive.
16:If your OC could have any superpower, which would it be and why?
Forhim it’d be something along the lines of either talking to animals or turninginto one…… which is……. A Circle of the Shepherd Druid thing……….
17:How does your OC do during the zombie apocalypse?
Wellif he’s got his sword and shield and crossbow, he’s probably pretty set. He’dbe the one to sacrifice himself for one of his friends though.
18:What is your OC’s dream job?
Eitherworking with animals in some way or baking for a living.
19:Your OC’s life is a musical. What’s the title of their big show-stopping song?
Probablysomething like “Prince of Riverin”
Cuzlike, that’s a big part of his past
20:Post a picture or gif that describes your OC.
Rowan @ the party when all 3 do dumb stuff
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Cauder Mel hy Toraviel, Mialee
1:List five basic facts about your OC.
They happilyflaunt their mule traits
They’vecanonically worshipped gods from 3 different religions in some way or another
They would fightgod. 100%. #LetMiaFightTheLamplighter
They seriouslyloved their father, Alits Cadwic, more than anything in the world
They are so veryemotionally immature
2:Post a line of dialogue from your OC.
“Knockknock it’s illusion time.”
3:Post a snippet from your writing that describes your OC.
“Ittook all of Mia’s self-control to not pull out the last of their cash and spendit all there. They couldn’t help but notice a good many people giving them oddlooks as they walked through the market. That was just what happened with amule in the Southern Districts. Their mixed blood was very plain—from theirfuzzy ears and noticeable tail to their elven facial features and build.” –from 77th Birthday in Sayinne
4:Post a snippet from your writing in which another OC describes your OC.
“Thetrouble with hoblings is that, as a rule, they do not like to go to bed. Thetrouble with little elves is that they are inexhaustibly energetic. AlitsCadwic, whose child was both a hobling and a little elf, had no shortage ofdifficulty. Miriel was almost always busy with her star-watching at night;nothing harried her nerves more than putting up with stubborn hobs when shecould be putting up a telescope. So it fell to Alits to meet the foe in battle:the implacable twenty-year-old mule, Cauder Mel hy Toraviel, Mialee.” – from TheThings We Don’t Have, written by Theo
5:Describe your OC’s physical appearance.
Mialeeis of short stature and chubbier build, with bright green eyes and golden hair thatquite literally glows. Their dark skin is marbled by vitiligo passed throughtheir father’s side of the family. They’ve facial features resembling those ofelves, but with the horizontal pupils, sharp canines, fuzzy ears, and goldentufted tail of a hob. Their outfit is loosely inspired by a dragonfly, thoughthe outfit itself is nothing like the fashion of the southern Greencoast.
6:Describe your OC’s love life.
Lovelife? In this 77 year old? I think not.
7:Describe your OC’s fashion sense.
Theydon’t dress like any self-respecting elf of the southern Greencoast. Nobodywears pants. They’re a fan of shortsand tank tops. And also anything that’s glittery. The crystal necklace aroundtheir neck is one of their most valuable possessions.
8:Describe one of your OC’s bad habits.
Fudgingthe truth so that they don’t have to reveal something personal that they don’tfeel comfortable sharing.
9:Your OC is having a nightmare. What is it?
It’sAlits Cadwic Penscolt. He’s there, and they can’t get to him. The Lamplighteris there and they’re keeping Alits from them.
10:You are conducting a ritual. What 5 items would you need to summon your OC?
Shinycrystals, some small ribbons, a holy symbol, some wine, and a dragonfly
11:What does your OC want for their birthday?
Givethem something sparkly and they’re happy
12:What does your OC give another OC for their birthday?
They’llgive whatever trinket or item they can find and afford that they think theperson might like
13:Describe your OC’s living situation.
Wellthey are currently running away from home, but back home, they lived with theirmother and father in a small, one-story cottage. A cozy place for the three ofthem. Stopped feeling like home after Alits passed though.
14:What is one of your OC’s secrets?
Thefact that they ran away from home is a big one. They also try to hide that theywere raised a hesnian (sorry Alits)
15:Your OC is given the chance to go back in time. Where do they go and what dothey do?
They’dgo back to when they were 30, when Alits died. They’d try to stop it fromhappening, but would get an explanation and understanding in the end. Andpeace.
16:If your OC could have any superpower, which would it be and why?
It’shard to want super powers when you’re a sorcerer with a bunch of cool magic.Like, really the only thing they wouldn’t be able to do is travel through time.Or can Wish accomplish that too..?
17:How does your OC do during the zombie apocalypse?
They’dbe the ones tricking the zombies with simple tricks and traps to avoid gettingeaten
18:What is your OC’s dream job?
TheyDon’t Know They’re Still Young
19:Your OC’s life is a musical. What’s the title of their big show-stopping song?
CanI call it “Can’t Come Home” and we all cry?
20:Post a picture or gif that describes your OC.
 Mialee @ the Lamplighter
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Nellethiel Decidueye Caphrien
1:List five basic facts about your OC.
She outrightadores all animals
She’s a slut forfood
She names her petsafter food
Her favorite foodis Lemon Oreos
Horchaelf
2:Post a line of dialogue from your OC.
“Yeah,I can see why that would be. But I get it, it’s like that for me too.” (Paraphrased)
3:Post a snippet from your writing that describes your OC.
Wellthere’s no actual writing but,
“I’mgoing to shoot the arm of the guy holding the axe so that he doesn’t attack thetiefling.” – Paraphrase of Nelle shooting a guy to protect the brother of ourwizard who wasn’t officially in the party yet.
Also:“Nelle’s going to carry Cedrick every time he passes out.”
4:Post a snippet from your writing in which another OC describes your OC.
Shehas been referred to as “the horchaelf lady” and “a pretty girl” and also “whyare you green?” By various PCs and NPCs. I feel like “Shouldn’t you be in Nelle’sroom” being said by Koraina to Cedrick is a good one.
5:Describe your OC’s physical appearance.
Nelleis a very tall young half-orc-half-elf who is perfectly futch (though pan). Her skin is acool but light green, freckled all over her body, with dark red dreads. A fewdifferent scars mark her arms, legs, and ear, and another goes through her lefteyebrow. Underneath her eyes are pale green tattoos, given to her by her orcfather, and she has the tell-tale half-orc tusks.
6:Describe your OC’s love life.
Iswear the DM (if not the entire party) is lowkey pushing the romanticinitiative between Nelle and Cedrick (our human Fighter) and I am 100% okaywith that and so is Oreo.
7:Describe your OC’s fashion sense.
Nellepicks her clothes for practicality, both when wearing them and for stealthreasons. If she can move freely and use them to not be seen, they’re good.
8:Describe one of your OC’s bad habits.
Sheeats a bunch and has little impulse control with animals.
9:Your OC is having a nightmare. What is it?
Somethingis happening to someone she cares about. Whether it’s her brother Darion, heranimal companion Oreo, or one of her beloved party members (I guess the Oily broscount for that), something bad is going on and she can’t do anything to stopit. That, or she’s in some extremely crowded or closed in space and she can’tget out.
10:You are conducting a ritual. What 5 items would you need to summon your OC?
Uhhhhha hawk feather, a dragon scale, the fletching of an arrow, the water from a brook,and lemon oreos.
11:What does your OC want for their birthday?
Justget her food and you’re good. She doesn’t have many things that she wants.
12:What does your OC give another OC for their birthday?
She’dprobably take them out to get food if she couldn’t figure out something elsethey wanted. She’d pay of course.
13:Describe your OC’s living situation.
Shehas been on the road for 4 years just crashing where she can. I guess you can sayshe’s got a room of her own in the inn in Ironforge.
14:What is one of your OC’s secrets?
UhhhI guess that she has no ambition for her life other than to help with theGuardians. She’s got a job now, she doesn’t know what else to do with herselfother than do that job as well as she can.
15:Your OC is given the chance to go back in time. Where do they go and what dothey do?
She’dprobably jump back in time in order to try and stop Maezl from gettingkidnapped. There’s like,, nothing relating to her that she’d want to mess with.
16:If your OC could have any superpower, which would it be and why?
Shecan already talk to animals what other powers does she need
17:How does your OC do during the zombie apocalypse?
SnipingALL the zombies with her longbow
18:What is your OC’s dream job?
Iguess just working for the Guardians because she had zero standards for whatkinda job she wanted to get.
19:Your OC’s life is a musical. What’s the title of their big show-stopping song?
Uhhhhhhhhhhow about “101 Ways to Work with Animals”
Cuzthat’s her thing
20:Post a picture or gif that describes your OC.
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officialvneckvigilantes · 8 years ago
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literally all of the asks. i dare you do it
wait... for real? gee, i mean thanks i really appreciate it but i feel bad for everyones feed now1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? probs something cheeky like "so, come here often?" or somethin like that2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?¯\_(ツ)_/¯3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?nope its their life4. Is your last name longer than six letters?nope5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?uhhh in between?6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?yeppppp like most of the time7. What does your last received text say?"oh shit dill! yooooo"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?bruh its been a while idk maybe like a handful?9. Where was your last kiss at?someones dorm10. When is the last time you saw your sister?literally at work this morning lol11. What do you drink in the morning?juice or excellence12. Where did you sleep last night?alone on my futon13. Do you think relationships are hard?no but ya gotta put in the effort yafeel?14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?yeaahhh15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?no but id just rather not16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?sunny17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?yea18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?i like jeans but no pants is best pants19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?i fucking hope omg20. Does anyone like you?i think so amd i hope they do21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?nope22. Is the last person you kissed gay?nah 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?maybe my old dormmate from scad but even that i can get over24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?yeah i want constellations on me25. In the past week have you cried?nah26. What breed was the last dog you saw? pitbull + something (idk what my dogs mixed with)27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?out like why tf would i dry off in the wet shower 28. Have you ever kissed a football player?no29. Do you think you’re old?this is based on perspective and you know that. 30. Do you like text messaging?yeah i think its a nice casual way of keeping in touch31. What type of day are you having?a pretty good one32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?maybe but idk man33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?warm weather is fun for summer but i want snow in wintert goddammit34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yeah35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationships have much more meaning but honestly thats up to the gal i just really want affection at this point36. Are you a simple or complicated person?uhhh im kind of a wildcard so who fucking knows theres a lot going on37. What song are you listening to?the radio rn but recently it was learn to fly by foo fighters38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?yeah of course39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?i dont think i even know almost everything about me tbh40. What made you start liking the person you like now?WOW what a question uhh cute/gorgeous? funny? personality? has shown affection/interest in me? like what more do you want???41. When did you last receive a text message?9:34 group chat 3:55 text42. What is wrong with you right now?wow thats a loaded question so next43. How well do you know the last female you texted?we kinda just met so theres still a lot to learn but so far kinda well44. Does anyone disgust you?people who dont show consideration for others or the environment45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?hell yes46. Are you in a good mood right now?yeah id say so47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?my parents?48. What color shirt are you wearing?black v neck, baby49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?no i dont think so50. Anyone you’re giving up on?nah i dont think you should ever give up on anyone51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?no. not even a little bit52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?no53. Do you like rain?yeah its real relaxing 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?no way i can make her cool drinks!55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?like 90% of them omg 56. Do you like to cuddle?uhhh who doesnt?57. Are you shy?in some situations but people always tell me im really social 58. Do you get along with girls?yeah idk why59. Have you dated the person you texted last?no? 60. What do you carry with you at all times?phone, wallet, keys 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?yes whats more haunting than student loans 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?yeah and i would really want to 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?nope 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?yesssss65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?yeah. like a lot of cute shit66. How old are the last three people you kissed?well now youre asking if ive kissed three whole people67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? uhhh68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? leopard print reminds me of early 2000's mall rat ladies so dear god no69. Do you have any stickers on your car? yeah from all the schools i attended70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? idk man does it really matter?71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? i like apples ui and the simplicity but ive been using android for the past couple years. just got the s8 and its great. 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? last week?73. Do you like diet soda? eh. dont like dont hate74. What color are the walls in your room? 3 are tan one is black75. Are you 16 or older? yep76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nope77. Do you have a job? yep catch me at that bed bath and beyond life 78. What are your initials? ztf79. Did you ever have braces? yeah it kinda sucked80. Are you from the south? no81. What does your last status on facebook say? "sinners." in reply to a mountain of cardboard boxes in my old dorm82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? yeah83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? probs my dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? i did gymnastics when i was a wee lad85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? dude idk im just pumped for cars 3 midnight release86. Do you smoke? nah87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? ew88. Is your phone touch screen? wow 200889. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? it kinda just does its own thing and i love it for that90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? yeah91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool for swimming, lake for canoeing92. Have you ever made out in a car? woah yes and theres a big story behind that lol93. …Had sex in a car? not like full sex but hand stuff yea94. Are you single or in a relationship? as single as the last 20 years of my life (very)95. What were you doing last night at midnight? watching the office i think96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? new years but i got a bunch that i wanna light97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah it great for snapshots and convenience but ill always prefer my dslr98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? ...like healthcare? no99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nah 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? i dont hate anyone so no101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? if i was pregnant i wouldnt be the only one who was scared102. Name your favorite Kesha song: why103. Do you have any tan lines right now? HA no im white as fuck but maybe in the summer ill burn up some color104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? for realsies or for fun? cuz yes to eitherthanks again for asking me!! i appreciate it a whole lot!
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1. Do you snore? No. Haven't been told I do at least. 2. Are you a lover or a fighter? neither. don't really like anyone, but I'm too lazy to fight. 3. What’s your worst fear? I have many and have experienced them. 4. As a kid, where you a lego maniac? Not really 5. What do you think of “reality” tv? It’s bullshit.  6. Do you chew on your straws? Yes 7. Were you a cute baby? Not really 8. Is the single life for you? ? 9. What colour is your keyboard? Black, MacBook  10. Do your sing in the shower? No 11. Have you ever sky-dived before? No 12. Any secret talents? I can guess someones birth month by talking to them 13. What’s your ideal vacation spot? Italy. the Bahamas. somewhere warm with booze 14. Can you swim? Yes 16. Have you seen the movie "Donnie Darko”? no 17. Do you care about the ozone? Yes 18. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? how the hell would I know 19. Can you sing the alphabet backwards? slowly yes 20. Have you ever been on an airplane? yes 21. Are you a single child? no 22. Do you prefer electronic or manual pencil sharpeners? manual 23. What’s your stand on hunting? mmm venison  24. Is marriage in your future? don't ask me 25. Do you like your handwriting? it’s pretty from a distance but illegible  26. What are you allergic to? scented laundry detergent 27. When was the last time you said 'I love you?' this afternoon, to my horse
28. Is Tupac still alive? I honestly don't really know who the hell that is 29. Do you cry at weddings? haven't been to one since I was 8 30. How do you like your eggs? soft soft scrambled 31. Are blondes dumb? yes, but everyone else is too 32. Where does the other sock end up? usually in my car 33. What time is it? too late for me to be up 4. Do you have a nickname? Em, Emmie, Bitch, Emita, Flaca, Guerita, The Nymph (I am and I own it. suck it bitch) 35. Is McDonald's disgusting? yes 36. When was the last time you were in a car? today 37. Do you prefer baths or showers? both 38. Is Santa Claus real? no 39. Do you like having you neck kissed? yes 40. Are you afraid of the dark? no 41. What are you addicted to? idk 42. Crunchy or creamy peanut butter? creamy. crunchy is awful 43. Can you crack your neck? yes 44. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? yes 45. How many times have you brushed your teeth today? three 46. Is drug free the way to be? no lol  47. Are you a heavy sleeper? no 48. What colour are your eyes? brown 50. Do you like your life? could always be worse 51. Who’s better: Stone Cold or The Rock? stone cold just cuz people named rock suck  52. Are you psychic
yes
53. Have you read "Catcher in the Rye"?
yes 54. Do you play any instruments? no 55. Have you ever stolen money?
yeah, pettily stolen 10 bucks or so from a douchebag 56. Can you snowboard?
no 57. Do you like camping?
never really been 58. Do you snort when you laugh?
sometimes  59. Do you believe in magic?
yes 60. Are dogs a man’s best friend?
can be. for me horses 61. You believe in divorce?
yeah if it isn't working get tf out 62. Can you do the moonwalk? hell no 63. Do you make a lot of mistakes? yes 64. Is it cold outside today?
not really 65. What was the last thing you ate? chocolate 66. Do you wear nail polish? sometimes 67. Have you ever been kissed?. no I've totally been living under a rock forever. 
68. What's the most annoying TV commercial? all of them 69. Do you shop at American Eagle? no 70. Favourite song at the moment? “Modern Love” by Matt Nathanson 71. Do you like your job? for the most part 72. Do you like your classes in school? let you know in a few weeks 73. How do you like your meat cooked? tell the cow about fire 74. Do you like these surveys. obviously. and I'm bored and typing helps me sleep 75. Deal breakers? Ooh where does my picky ass even begin!
-not having a car and/or license
-not washing your fucking socks
-touching me [sexually] when I'm asleep
-being a jealous prick
-choking me
-not thinking that every human deserves food, water, and shelter 
-in other words, being a capitalist
-being over 6 feet 1 inch (legit its weird)
-voting for trump
-or hillary
-not drinking (wtf is wrong with you?!)
-being a vegan
-having any interest in anal sex (I will kick you in the balls if you even think about it)
-thinking white zinfandel is good wine
-sleeping with the heat on 
-not brushing your teeth
-wanting kids
-not caring about the environment
-smelling weird
-having a better fashion sense than me (I don't really have any and don't like to feel overshadowed)
-not liking IPAs
-not liking chocolate
-being a cheap fuck
-not washing your towels on a regular basis
-not giving/giving bad back rubs
-being unethical towards animals
-a million more
BONUS! 76. Why did the Chicken Cross the road?
to escape capitalism
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