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Hello stuck, hello people
So I've been reading many old camren post on your blog and others blog... I think I had a little camren crisis and I can't help but thinking again about Camila's departure from 5h...
First of let me be clear about one thing: I don't not believe 5h and camila's feud !!! Second, please don't hate me because I'm bringing this back... I love this blog and love sharing my thoughts here with all you
I don't want hurt anybody it was a hard time 5h members and 5h fandom went through and that's what leads to think of what if Camila left in that specific moment because she knew what is coming with outing Lauren plans and she couldn't stand to watch laucy circus while being physically close to her lover ??
I mean she had solos while being there, she and others girls could have done the same while being a group and step by step announcing a hiatus like BTS strategy... Solo could have promoted another album or tour or songs... I mean management could have done rational decisions instead of an emotional scenario that fade away years later
What if when management told them only one of you both can come out and here is the way (a pr show with a woman) and then some way some how Lauren was the chosen one to come out and Camila put the condition of leaving the band as a non negotiable clause to escape pr show premier with her lover in front of her eyes and then !!!! Vile management came with feud plans and put it all on camila's plate not punish her but to make it hard on her like she made it hard on them a non negotiable clause... And it's presented as a consequence of her decision
Think about consequences song... What is the message exactly?? I loved you, you loved me, we had fun time and then hard time and I'm still in love with you and I know you still love me but loving you had consequences 💔
What is she acknowledging her lover about??? A couple is about two person being in a relationship... What is your partner do know/doesn't know about your relationship (you both in) that had consequences you need to acknowledge them about ???
That certain things went out of her (Camila)/their (camren) control ?? And she's subtly acknowledging her lover and her fandom ?? And mostly why this song is so damn important to her when she poured her heart on IHQ and SGG but still the important mention goes only to Consequences
And not to mention Camila agreed all of what happened (since solos, to leaving, to feud scenarios, to laucy show) only to properly free Lauren from the closet (I'll risk it all UTT)
Please don't be sad, it's just my theory (I fell in love with Camila writing this 💖🤭)
Hey buddy, thank you for your long comment.
About everything you mentioned, a few years ago when I joined the fandom, I discovered a post about Camren's long-term plans
Those plans consisted of taking one of the girls out of the closet while the other released her first album, then the one who had to come out of the closet came out and the one who had to release her first album took it out.
The bastards at Sony, along with the tremendous sons of bitches that were the people at Maverick, couldn't think of anything better than to capitalize on both. Fifth Harmony and Camila separately. From there the feud was born.
A feud that punished Camila and the girls of 5H to this day, so no, the feud was never real
I'm sure the girls had their dramas and problems but nothing that has to do with everything that has been seen since they kicked Camila out of the band.
It is more than certain that Camila must have felt bad about the whole Laucy circus, but everything that is happening to Camila now makes me understand that the next step is Camila out of the closet. In the present tense and leaving her heterosexuality intact in the past, that means that Camren does not exist in the past at least in front of the general public. At the fandom level WE KNOW THE TRUTH.
But... as always, they are theories. I don't even know what the hell Camila wants from this era. All I hope is that CC4 is good. I don't care about anything else.
Lastly, regarding Camren having to die, Camila is not making that mission easy for us.
We need Camren to die, but our mija keeps reliving it and like that we can't, folks, we can't 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️💀
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Hey, I really liked your analysis about camren. Do you have any news about them ? I people are speculating about some break up rumors but I don't know what to think about it
Glad you liked it! I wouldn't say I have "news" since I don't work in the industry; I'm just a person who's way too obsessed with lyrical analysis. But here's my take:
I know this isn't what people want to hear, but I think Camren is currently broken up. Lauren seems to be with Sasha for real, and the snippet of Camila's Coachella song (not released yet, the one they want us to think is about "Shawn") is sounding an awful lot like a breakup anthem.
Having said that, there's nothing in this world that could convince me Camren was never real in the past. Plus, there's always a chance they could rekindle things in the future (I mean come on, how many times have these bitches broken up and gotten back together by now?).
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camren stans rn
#we’re back bitches#no but fr#took me a while but i got over it#and i realized how utterly wrong it is to ship real life people#and how the ship destroyed their friendship and all#but still#my delusional ass heart is aching rn#camren
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Same mood. Different day.
#I love my cutesy kinda goofy girls#camren is real bitch bye!#camila and Lauren#camren#camren feels#camren proof#camren is endgame#camila cabello#Lauren jauregui#gay for Lauren#gay for camila#gay mila#gaymila#jauregay
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Gosh from listening to Lover Dance remix to Camilas living proof sigh i really need a gf🤣yall make me feel more lonely than already am
#gaymila#gaylor swift#i love you taylor#taylorswift#taylor swift#camila and lauren#camzi#camren is love#camren#ts7 album#ts7 taylor swift#ts7 lover#camz da lolo#camz and lolo#camz cabello#camren is real#camren is life#camren is endgame#im going to cry myself to sleep because of these gay bitches😭#i wanna be in love too😭#i will find my true love one day😭
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YOU ARE ALL DELUSIONAL. BYE, I NEED TO CRY IN GAY. Credit: oreozito on IG
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I'm so happy to see Camila reach the top of the charts, tour with Bruno Mars, being a breakthrough artist, most streamed female artist on spotify and many more, I can see she's all happy and genuine to herself but inside of me wished she's still our little secret.
#camila cabello#bitch im not crying#camila#fifth harmony#january 12#lauren jauregui#camren is real#camren#lauren#dinah jane#ally brooke#normani kordei#5h#dinah#ally#normani#caminah#camally#normila#real friends#never be the same#havana#omg#love incredible#i know what you did last summer#bad things#know no better#hey ma#scar tissue#crying in the club
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Slate: (pushing a crate in a warehouse) No, Slate, we totally understand you’ve had two fucking femur replacements in the last year from getting your shit rocked by Gallus and his stupid friends but, NO! Gotta send you out to go get the jewels! Can’t send fucking Felicia! Fuck that, gotta send Slate! Shoulda signed a better contract with the Goonion, Slate! Fuck me, gotta send fucking-
Gallus: Slate! Buddy! How you doin’? How’s the femurs?
Slate: Ah, shit… Hey, Gallus…
Gallus: That���s great! Glad to hear it. I heard you got into the Goonion, too. That’s really fucking good for you. Say, I don’t suppose you came into all of these jewels and gemstones legally, did you?
Slate: No, I uh… I don’t suppose I did.
Gallus: Yeah, no, I didn’t think so. So here’s what I’m gonna do for you. I’m gonna bop you one real fucking good just so Camren doesn’t read you the riot act for giving these gems up without a fight.
Slate: Yeah, he would do that.
Gallus: However, after we arrest him, I’m gonna come back here and arrest you without taking any bones as trophies. Does that sound good to you? Sound like a plan?
Slate: I don’t suppose I’m gonna get a much better deal than that, so yep, yep, sure. Just… right here. (points to his forehead)
Gallus: Awesome. And, again, congratulations on the Goonion. That’s real good for you. (whacks Slate in the head, knocking him out)
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Slate: (reading a note) An eight and a half foot tall statue of Gallus? Where the fuck am I supposed to find that, Cam-!?
Smolder: (holding a gun) Hey, Slate.
Slate: FUCK-Heeeey, Smolder!
Smolder: Slate, what did I tell you about working with Camren?
Slate: That it’s a lot like his guns… It could easily backfire! (rips Smolder’s gun out of her hand) HAHA BITCH!!
Smolder: (punches Slate in the face and takes her gun back) Really, Slate?! Really?!
Slate: Ahhh, sunuvabitch…
Smolder: Man, why’d ya have to go and do that?! I was just gonna pistol whip you and leave you here! Now I gotta take your fucking kneecaps!
Slate: Yeah, yeah, that… That makes sense…
Smolder: And did you just seriously use a one-liner on me when you stole my fucking gu- Y’know what? Fuck it, I’m taking both of them.
Slate: WAITWAITWAITNO-
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Slate: Why the fuck does Camren keep setting up black market deals in this same damn warehouse?! Fuck! I mean, I can’t- Shit…
Ocellus: Hi, Slate.
Slate: I… can explain in a totally legal sense why I’m here.
Ocellus: No, you can’t.
Slate: Nah, you’re right, I can’t.
Ocellus: Hey, weird hypothetical question, which do you use more? Your arm or your leg?
Slate: The fact that you feel the need to ask me that terrifies me, but I mean… I guess my leg?
Ocellus: Interesting answer. Also, that goes first. (whacks Slate’s leg with a pipe)
Slate: Oh, god damn- AAAARGGHH!!
#Submitted by: Admin#source: panda redd#Gallus#Smolder#Ocellus#Slate#OCs#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#my little pony#incorrect quotes
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Lauren 💀💀 why did she react lmao// lmfao, isn't that like a made up song about camren? anything to keep that topic alive lauren/team is doing a very good job. like ignore it if it bothers ya soo much. also have you seen her street team "fans" just as toxic as camila's street team "fans" both their team must be having a sit down and think up ways to keep the drama going. espicially when they keep giving these toxic bitches a shoutout to ignite their egos. say one thing do another thing bs.
Exactly. Why do you care if Camren was never real ever. It was such a long time ago it should really be a abandoned subject by now, but the discussion is still going somehow 👀
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My 5H Song Ranking By Album
Reflection album
We Know - they put crack in this song and it never fails
BO$$ - still such a bop
Sledgehammer - i just like the chorus so much
Them Girls Be Like - this song is dinah's personality
Going Nowhere - i feel so bossy when this song comes on
Brave Honest Beautiful - makes me feel so good about myself
Top Down - “passed out real and i woke up realaaa”
Like Mariah - dinah's vocals give me life
This is How We Roll - camilas run is the highlight of this song
Everlasting Love - “alwayslookinovamyshouldercauseidonteverwannamissyou”
Reflection - good song but its overplayed
Suga Mama - i like it but i don't love it
Body Rock - could never get into this song
Worth It - WHERE IS LAURENS PARTTTTT
7/27
Voicemail - will always and forever be a bop and a half
Big Bad Wolf - makes me feel like a bad bitch and laurens stage performance during this song is the best
No Way - reeks of camren
Write On Me - also reeks of camren
Scared of Happy - makes me cry but is such a good song
Gonna Get Better - gives me hope for the future ot5
Dope - also also reeks of camren
All In My Head - the music video is literally the amazing
Work From Home - lauren in this mv is my fav
That’s My Girl - overplayed but still a bop
Squeeze - such a cute song but not my fav
The Life - could never get into this song it just doesn't sound like them
I Lied - i just don't like this song
Not That Kinda Girl - could have done without the feature
1000 Hands - can’t listen to this song fully without sobbing
Fifth Harmony
He Like That - the music video was amazing and so was the song
Angel - lauren in this video made me gay
Lonely Night - just a bop of a song
Deliver - i just like this song for no reason
Don’t Say You Love Me - this song always makes me cry and we all know why
Down - good song sucky video
Sauced Up - i can't stand this song it doesn't sound like the girls at all
Make You Mad - this song makes me mad
Messy - messy ass lyrics and vocals
Bridges - not even gonna get started on this song
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"Why would you trust a liar"
When lauren tweeted that most of the replies were philosophical and very deep and then my brain was "Right bitch, that's rich coming from you - never real ever mf"💀😂 I swear camren just consumed my soul fully and I can never recover.
Same 😭
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Camila liked this picture and I've been crying for the last 10 minutes
#go see for yourself it's real#caminah#is real bitch#camila and dinah#camila cabello#dinah jane#dinah jane hansen#camren#lauren jauregui#fifth harmony#ot5#ally brooke#normani kordei#norminah#ot4#4h#5h
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FIFTH HARMONY EXPOSED
Isn’t this the type of headline that intrigues people? Well, here I will expose some myths that the so-called Exposing accounts go on exposing. Just declaring something here in the beginning: I love all my Fifth Harmony girls, OT5 that is, and read it at your discretion. The thoughts stated below are opinions of mine, gathered over months and years, and I firmly stand by them.
Cutting to the chase, here we go:
1) Fifth Harmony the Band Image:
This group was manufactured by Simon Cowell on the X-Factor, back in 2012, and it broke up in 2018. On the show, Lauren Jauregui, the green-eyed white Latina was given the majority of solos and they performed songs in Spanish and garnered Hispanic fans banking on the fact that there were three Latinas in the group.
After they signed to Syco/Epic when the show ended, we saw Camila Cabello, the more convincing Latina, who was born in Cuba, get more and more solos. Normani Kordei was promoted as the “dancer” of the group, Ally Brooke as the “unproblematic one”, Lauren as the “broody edgy girl” and Dinah Jane as the “relatable Polynesian”.
Not surprisingly, Camila was the first one to do a solo venture with Shawn Mendes, the song I Know What You Did Last Summer, which, according to me, was a song to test the waters for both Shawn and Camila.
As more time passes, Camila was portrayed like the lead, not by HERSELF, but the trademark that Fifth Harmony was. She stopped talking in interviews, started doing more and more solo stuff, and even signed to a different manager. Voila, we were getting the rift in-band vibes galore.
Now here’s my verdict:
Fifth Harmony was made by Simon to not get the next One Direction, but to get the next Taylor Swift. Little Mix was already there in the U.K, and people know Girl groups don’t do as well as Boy Bands, mostly because of the inherent Misogyny in the society.
They wanted the next relatable girl next door who could influence teenage girls. Camila being Latina, could now have an even larger fanbase, in Latin America as well as South Asia, because South Asian music is quite similar in a groove to Latin Music.
Why Not Lauren or Ally then? Well, they were simply not interesting or Latin enough.
Why Not Normani? Do I have to tell? Those bitches are racist as fuck.
Why Not Dinah? Same thing. Less Appeal to a large fanbase.
That’s why Camila was the goofy dorky most relatable person on 5H. That’s why she readily had a high budget tour all set up for her the moment she left the group. That’s why they promoted her. 5H was never the long-lasting plan. Camila was. 5H was just an excuse to get her a strong fanbase and give Epic 4 more mediocre artists. I am really happy that Normani proved her worthiness and released smash hits as well. And mind you, this was done without Camila herself wishing for it. It was just the label’s decision.
2) Camila- the beauty or the bitch?
Camila Cabello is a very intriguing person to me. At the first glance, you haven’t seen a more dorky, goofy, and relatable celebrity like her, eating bananas and tripping on air. But then she starts talking about profound and deep experiences, and you go on her Tumblr and find quotes from books and aesthetic pictures. But then you see her leaked text messages and old Tumblr and all those images crumble before your eyes.
Think about this. Among the 5H girls, Dinah, Lauren, Ally, and Normani have friends outside the industry whom they talk to and hang out with. They have family they post about. Camila? She seems to have no friends apart from Sandra and Marielle Guzman, and those are the people we got the leaked texts with. What about her school teachers and school friends? Nothing. All she hangs out with is Shawn Mendes and Taylor Swift and her mom who follows her like a hawk. She doesn’t seem to have a social life at all except for events she goes for business.
In my opinion, Camila has a pretty big secret that is guarded closely by everybody but her.
Is she racist? Yes. She was. She didn’t have any sensitivity to Black people or their struggles whatsoever. But you have to understand she is Hispanic, and not born in the U.S. And she has sort of always been a big mouth. I am from a country that doesn’t have a single black person in the near 30000 miles. We grow up using racial slurs as if it's nothing. I had to unlearn my indoctrinations and consciously undo the wrongs in my head and implement them in my actions. Bit it doesn’t undo things I said as a child. I bullied one friend of mine in middle school simply because her skin tone was darker than mine. But I was not canceled. Because I am not a celebrity. Have I learned? Yes definitely. I will never dare to act like that again because now I understand the pain of being ostracized and I recognize the struggles of black people. But that happened over time.
I feel like Camila is a changed person now, and tries very hard to educate herself. She is not perfect, but she doesn’t deserve so much hate. She deserves a second chance. If she was indeed like that, Normani wouldn’t post a photo with her in IT on the eighth anniversary of 5H.
As far as her being a jealous bitch goes. The rest of 5H always had good things to talk about her after 5H dissolved in 2018. Lauren, the activist, even praised her. Dinah still seems pretty close to her.
Did she do solo stuff without 5H knowing?
No. If she did, and the whole not attending meetings thing happened, Dinah wouldn’t go to her Bad Things concert one day before she left the band. Lauren wouldn’t laugh with her in the VMAs like that if they weren’t friends and just work colleagues. The whole 5H vs Camila feud was planned by management because apparently shade helps sales. For both parties. Another manipulative misogynistic example of society.
3) Are/ Were Camila and Lauren romantically together?
All the roads lead to Rome honey. Camren has too many coincidences to NOT be real. From song lyrics to shady potato photos to weird comments and body language in interviews, I am pretty sure the Camren blogs will keep you covered.
Why does Lauren hate it so much? Why are we being invasive?
Lauren is supposed to nix it every time because she is contractually bound to do so. She needs to be the one to keep Camila’s straight image intact, although we have more than tons of evidence that Camila is anything but straight.
To everyone who says we shouldn’t force sexuality on people. Heterosexuality is not the default. Don’t force straightness on her. She never said she was straight. We’re just speculating she is with Lauren, and that’s it. Lauren just happens to be a girl. That’s IT.
Why did the nosy shippers out Lauren?
Nobody did. They just speculated on her sexuality based on assumptions. But no fan posted photos of her and Lucy from her aunt’s Facebook, because it was password protected. It was most probably intentional. Note that she shot a coming-out photoshoot with her “ex-girlfriend” Lucy Vives even before the Wedding where she was supposedly outed. Why shoot a photoshoot TO COME OUT and then hide behind the closet? Her coming out was planned as early as 2015, and so was the bearding of Camila simultaneously.
To me, Lauren and Camila are contracts bound to lie, at this moment. But they have a very grown-up and well-communicated relationship that is very sacred and private, and only the two of them know everything about it. Lauren and Camila are still related to the same contract, and this intuition of mine was confirmed yesterday. She was shooting something for Roger gold’s label. I hope the best for both of them, and I would love it if they were together. But them going public would be huge and in my opinion, detrimental to them.
4) Who’s Shawn Mendes?
A really career-oriented artist. Shawmila is for him and his promotion only. Not his fault though. He is just a conceited boy with good guitar skills who wants to be extremely famous. I will not talk about his sexuality, because unlike Camila, I can’t trace him to anyone in particular. But I can say this, Camila’s solo career had plans for Shawmila since the very start. I also believe it will end like Jelena and be back and forth for some time for minor promotions.
Final Verdict:
Nobody is perfect. Don’t make this about Shawmila Vs Camren. Every artist has their struggles. But please break out of the shell of heteronormativity, misogyny, and racism. Love human beings. The 5H girls and Shawn Mendes are teenagers, now adults, who have been oppressed and manipulated by a capitalistic racist homophobic industry, for money and money only. And only the fans have the power to see the truth and choose the right stuff.
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If that was a camren reference in the korrasami fanart im about to kwordmyself
Ptsd in its finest
BITCH do not speak its name,,,,,,,,,,, the way my whole body tensed up when i read it 😭😭😭 real 2014 trauma
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do you think i care/ stop acting a bitch to people that are being respectful of you. you whine over being doxxed or insulted over ships or being "too woke" but really is for things like this
i was doxxed because i shipped camren. there is nothing more to it then that. people came to my blog and used my full name and told me to stop talking about lauren and camren or they would leak my blog to people i know in real life. and the fact that you think how i responded to that comment warrants getting doxxed is honestly concerning
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Here I go again.......
I've had it with you fucking STRAIGHT crapmila shippers coming at me in my asks. You are NOT changing my mind. All you are doing is pissing me off. Those who follow me, know what happens, when I get pissed, so here we go.
I actually started writing this post, because of a funny moment in an interview. Then I watched another interview, and it got even funnier. I'll warn you now, this post is going to run the gamut, but don't worry, I'll finish it on a happy note.
I haven't really been keeping up with all of Camila's interviews lately, because like many of you, I'm tired of having to hear her promote all the bullshit, instead of HER music. It's ridiculous. I decided to give in and read a few and watch a few. It was worth it.
I watched the Capital FM, or whatever the fuck it's called, and it was a priceless moment. She went from happy to be there, to ready to throw herself off a fucking bridge in a matter of seconds.
Camila's whole demeanor changed, when they asked her about her "relationship" with Mawn Shendes. She gave her orchestrated response about how she "loves" him, and then the camera cut to the interviewer real quick. It's when the camera done another quick pan back to Camila, that the truth of all this shit, was really written all over her face. My mind went straight to her choking on her own lies, in the Liar music video. She can't even hide the truth. She is tired of all this shit.
Then I listened to the 15 minute Zane Lowe phone-in. That one had me rolling. Camila being Camila. If she can't tell us her whole truth, she tries to tell us little truths, as she tries to remember all the fake shit she's supposed to say.
Then, I read The Sun puff piece. Yeah, that was them dropping an elephant on her ass, for not being able to hide her disgust, and fumbling on some of her answers.
I tell ya, they are constantly trying to fix a mess, this era. Instead of concocting narratives and lies, why don't you just promote your Artist and HER damn music. For fucks sake, STOP promoting Shendes and this fake ass "relationship". Camila is about to lose her shit, over all this crap.
You know this shit is fake, when it's obvious she is sick and tired of talking about his ass. They started this shit show, with answers of wanting to keep it private and not talk publicly about it. That's the REAL Camila. Now, she is asked about it every fucking interview, and she is now having to actually answer it. She hates it, yet she HAS to. If she wasn't being contractually forced to answer this shit, she would simply do what she has always done, and not answer the damn questions.
Instead, she has a prepared stock answer ready for each interview. That's yet another way we can tell this shit is fake as fuck. One "I'm happy. I love him" is an aw moment. Two is a side eye moment. Three, is part of a fucking narrative.
He, after refusing to talk about their "relationship" before, is now finding a way to mention her name in every fucking meet & greet. He does this, even if he hasn't been asked about her, or their "relationship", at all. It's beyond absurd, at this point.
Let's get back to the Zane Lowe interview. If you haven't listened to it, you should. He asked her something along the lines of, how she handled her "break up" with the dickhead. Oh boy, did she stumble all over that one.
She did remember to say, she was devastated and upset about it. (Yay memory!) Then went on to say, it didn't really matter which one does the breaking up, it's still devastating either way, and lets you know just how much you really loved them. She then went on to say, she hasn't ever experienced the bad side of a break-up. She hasn't ever been the one broken up with.
That in itself tells us, she is the one who "dumped" the dickheads ass. (good riddance) The problem here is, you don't just dump someone you really love....especially if they really love you back. If two people really love each other, and they "make you the happiest you've ever been", there is no fucking reason to dump their ass......Unless someone else comes along, and offers you a better deal!!! Well, in this case, "a better deal" would be the equivalent of "fighting for the one you truly love"
Listen, if this fucking narrative happened, the way they want us to believe it did, then no one would have really loved anyone. If Camila really loved the dickhead, she wouldn't have dumped his ass, for Shendes. If Shendes really loved Camila, he wouldn't have even attempted to "steal" her away from someone who made her the "happiest she's ever been." That's the fucking tea!
That's why none of this shit makes any damn sense...at least not to most of us. If we were to believe this narrative, we would have to numb our brains enough to believe, Camila went from happier than she's ever been with one dickhead, to PUBLICLY sucking face with another dickhead, a few weeks later.
That's why all these damn dumbasses out there, are calling Camila a damn cheating slut. Because, if you believe this fucked up narrative, you would have to believe she is just a dick hopping fluzzy, that confuses like for love, and is a simple selfish bitch.
Some of you do believe that. Those of you who do, actually believe Shendes is a fucking saint. In reality, if you believe this fucking narrative, that means SHAWN MENDES IS A SELFISH NARCISSISTIC DICK, who "fought" for someone who was in a fucking relationship with someone else. That doesn't make him a nice guy. That would make him a fucking prick who thinks he's better than everyone else. That's the fucking tea!!
You fucking crapmila shippers like to say Camren shippers are "delusional" and "pathetic", for shipping such a "toxic" couple. You homophobic jackasses obviously don't know what toxic is, because crapmila would have Camren beat all to shit on the toxicity meter, IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS BULLSHIT NARRATIVE!
*breath*...Back to the Zane Lowe interview. After she said she had never experienced the getting dumped side of a relationship, she then went on to say, and I quote, "I've never been in a real relation..." Oh shit! Oops gotta fix it. after a pause..."I've only been in two relationships."
That's your real tea, Ladies and gents. That's her little truth to keep her from choking on all the lies. That she has never been in a real relationship..." If she had not had an elephant dropped on her head, and been allowed to finish that statement, she would have said, she's never been in a real relationship...with a boy/man. (She's gay, IN MY OPINION)
You know there was someone in the room, waving their hands in the air like a mad man, ready to fly drones at her head. But, that's OK, @rogergold and @shoshonnastone put together a puff piece for The Sun, to fix the narrative.
Hmm! I wonder which two "relationships" she was being forced to remember? Was it Austin and Ew? Well, it couldn't have been Austin. That FAKE narrative was destroyed a long damn time ago. First by Austin himself, then by Camila.
For shits and giggles, Camila decided to put another nail in that shit PR. How? The official narrative was that Austin DUMPED HER after she went public with their "relationship". But, she just said, she hadn't experienced getting dumped before. Oops again!
It wasn't the boy-bander. He was nothing more than propaganda for more bullshit. It wasn't early Shendes, because every time he tried to "kiss" her, she turned him down...because he kept calling her "kid". (Corden interview 2015)
The only two it could be, is the dickhead, because he was her "first real relationship", and Mawn Shendes now. Oh, I almost forgot, Mawn has publicly stated, that he can't wait to get his heart broken, so he can write his first really good album. No problem! Camila's all set to help you with that, too.
She already saved your fucking career by giving you Ceñorita, doing another duet with you, that gave you your first number 1 hit, agreeing to do a damn PR relationship with you, taking your crappy selling third album and making it Platinum, and followed your ass around on your tour, to put more asses in the seats.
She did all that for you SHAWN MENDES. All she had to do, was fuck up her own image to do it. That's a REAL FRIEND for you. How are you going to return the favor Shawn? I know, you'll probably wait for Taylor to fix it for you. Typical male behavior. Get great women to fix all your fucking problems!!!
Whatever. It's all bullshit. In my opinion, there is only one truth in all this bullshit. That truth, Camila hasn't been in a "real relationship" with Austin, Michael, Shawn, the Dickhead, or any other man/boy.
She has only been in ONE REAL RELATIONSHIP. It has been a rocky roller-coaster ride of emotions. It has gone through it's ups and downs. It's good times and bad. They have had their fights and break-ups, true love and make-ups. That's what true love is. For Camila, that's what true love is...with a woman. Not just any woman, but the woman...Lern Jergi!!!!!! !! !!!!
From first meeting at 15, to today at 22/23. From "dang she can sing" to "dang it, she's pretty, too", to "I like your shirt". From instant friendship, to immediate crushing...to "mine's Lauren". From "beautiful eyes", to longing stares. From covert booty grabs, to admiring each others butts in front of the world. From intertwined hands, to simply trying to touch each other without the cameras noticing. From skinny dipping in Puerto Rico, to Valentine's Day on an Aussie beach. From matching rings, to sharing clothes.
They were there for each other. They defended each other. They would trade brains with each other. Before they even knew how important they were going to be to each other, something in them knew, and something in them will always know.
From strangers to friends. From friendship to true love. That's Lauren and Camila. That's Camren. That can never be erased by a fake made up false narrative.
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