p0is0ned-r0ses

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

yay

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

I feel so ugly and unwanted

Maybe if I was perfect I’d get treated better

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

They should invent a new kind of Being Alive where it's not painful and it doesn't hurt constantly and actually feels worth it and you're happy for more than a few hours at a time

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

So I have a deep appreciation for late night host John Oliver and all he does, but I have an even greater love for one of his running gags. In several of his episodes he flashes up a joke alternative title card for his show and I have been collecting screenshots of these cards. Here is my collection.

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

“why are you so upset?” idk man. maybe bc i have i get super upset disorder

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

i miss him so fucking much its not even funny anymore its physically painful. ive missed him for longer than i bad him. i just want this to end i want to stop feeling like im living in some fucked up nightmare waiting to wake uo in his arms again. i just want to feel whole and motivated and smile again. i miss him smile and his beautiful lips and his face and how wonderful he was to me. its just not fair why did he not love me. why did he switch on me like that when all i did all i ever will be able to do is love him. i just want him to see that and see me and feel awful. i want him to see sense i want him to see the sky and the ocean and the whole wide universe in my eyes like he used yo. i want to feel him staring at me and look up and make eye contacts and when i ask what have him say “nothing im just looking at you”. i want to share that smile and that hug and hold him and smell him forever. i miss hearing the things he’s say to me i miss his perfect body and the way he was what most men can and will never be. fuck that fucking cunt i hope she gets none of what i got from him.

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

So sick of dog motif what about cat motif.

I love you but we don't love the same. I can't be near you when you want me to be. Your love is smothering and your need to keep me safe is trapping me. I'm my own person but I don't know how to show you that. I lash out and hurt you even though I don't mean to. I need you to move slowly around me or I'll bolt. I love you, even though I don't say it. If you stay still I'll sit next to you, and even though we don't understand each other we can be together like that.

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

One thing that pisses me off is people seeing fish in aquariums (the establishments, not home aquariums) and being like “It’s so sad because the ocean is so big and the tank is so small and they’ll never know freedom blah blah blah-“ I’m not talking about sharks and marine mammals here but the majority of fish are not at all bothered by being in an aquarium instead of the open ocean. Like, I personally would love to be a little clown fish in one of those big reef tanks. Fed regularly. Whole team of people monitoring my health and well-being. No predators. Medicated if I show signs of illness. Aquarium fish have cushy gigs in comparison to their wild companions.

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

Imagine if Radiation man saved the day and u go up to thank him and then you die due to radiation poisoning because he’s Radiation man

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

PLEASE I WON'T SURVIVE THIS ELECTION

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

Me every single night:

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

i'm getting my period and instead of becoming suicidal and depressed with baby fever i've started working out and eating healthy and being mindful. what is this nonsense?

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[p0is0ned-r0ses]

appreciation post for broccoli, thanks for bein so tasty u tiny trees