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alisbackalleybbq · 23 days ago

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@bravosierra6 I finally finished the first chapter

Bode Donovan/Leone x OFC Arizona Telford

Summary: After Bode left Edgewater, he thought that was his rock bottom. He moved away, started going by a different name and started working construction. One day he ended up getting hurt and landed himself in the emergency room where he met Doctor Arizona Telford. It was a whirlwind romance and they were married after being together for eight months. Then Bode relapsed. He ended up disappearing, robbing a store, and going to prison. Arizona was surprised to see her husband in the newspaper for robbing a liquor store. She tried to see her husband in prison but Bode never put her on his visitor list. Arizona learns that her husband is at the CalFire con camp in Edgewater and decides to go see him. Will Arizona have it in her to fight against naysayers, Bode’s family, a new love interest for her husband, and against Bode himself to prove that she’s in this thing forever?

A/N: AZ is pronounced like Mazie, except without the “M”

Face claim: Camilla Luddington for Arizona; Lauren German for Lilith, Christian Kane for Dean

TW: cannon danger, violence, mentions of gun violence and death

Arizona huffed out a nervous breath as she walked towards the inmates scattered around the Three Rock CalFire con camp where her husband was housed. It had been three and a half years since she’d seen her husband, Bode Donovan. Arizona remembered the day she saw his picture in the newspaper for robbing that liquor store. She went to every court date and tried to support Bode the best she could with him doing everything in his power to push her away. It broke her heart when he refused to let her visit him in jail and then in prison. She’d thought about divorce. Her sister, Lilith, and her brother, Dean, suggested it any time Bode’s name came up in a conversation. But Arizona needed to talk to him first. She needed him to know that she still loved him just as much now as she did on their wedding day.

“Can I help you?” A voice pulled Arizona back to the present.

“I’m looking for Bode Donovan.” She smiled at the man with blue eyes and a fu manchu.

“You’re not on his visitors list.” The man responded. Arizona gave him a questioning look. “I’m Captain Manny Perez. I know every one of my guy’s visitors. You’ve never been here before and there’s not a name on Bode’s list that I don’t know personally.”

“Captain Perez,” Arizona started, wringing her hands together, “I really need to speak to Bode. I haven’t seen him in three years. It’s important.”

“Who’s my dad talking to?” Gabriella asked Bode.

“Whoever she is, she’s beautiful.” Sharon said.

Bode’s breath left his body and all the blood drained from his face when he saw who Manny was talking to.

“Bode, are you okay?” Vince asked him.

“Y-yeah,” Bode nodded numbly. “Give me a minute.” He didn’t give anybody a chance to respond as he walked towards Manny and his wife.

“Arizona?” Bode asked, not quite sure he believed what he was seeing.

“Bode,” Arizona gave him a small smile.

“What are you doing here?” He asked, the words coming out harsher than he intended.

“I should be asking you that question,” she shot back. “It’s good to see you’re not dead.”

Bode closed his eyes and took a calming breath. He never imagined seeing his wife at Three Rock. In fact, he never imagined seeing her again. His eyes traveled to where she was twisting her wedding band she still wore.

Arizona’s hands were Bode’s favorite part of her body. Sure, his wife was gorgeous with a great body but her hands were his safe place. He was honest with Arizona from the beginning about his past. He told her about the accident that caused Riley’s death and how Vince blamed him. He explained that his dad told him to leave Edgewater and never return. Any time they talked about the hard stuff, Arizona’s hands were there to calm him. She’d stroke his arm, play with his hair or his beard, rub his back, twist their fingers together. Those soft caresses calmed the noise in his head and started healing the hole in his heart.

When Bode relapsed, he was ashamed of himself. He knew he didn’t deserve a woman like Arizona. He didn’t deserve love. So, he did what Bode Leone did best: he left. He robbed a liquor store and found himself doing three to five years in prison. On those long nights in prison, he’d think about her hands. How they made him feel alive, wanted, cherished, loved. He thought about writing to Arizona so many times but he just couldn’t think of what to say. How do you apologize to the love of your life for letting them down so badly?

“Bode, who is this?” Manny asked.

“This is Arizona.” Bode said, his eyes never leaving her fingers.

“I can’t authorize a visit. She’s not on your list.” Manny sighed.

“Manny…” Bode trailed off, not sure what to say. “She’s…she’s…”

“She’s his wife.” Arizona finished for him. “I know it’s been a long time, Bode. But I’m still your wife.”

“I’ll give you two a minute.” Manny clapped a hand on Bode’s shoulder before walking off.

“How did you find me?” Bode asked her.

Tears pooled in Arizona’s eyes. “After all this time and that’s what you want to know?”

“I never wanted you to see me like this, AZ.” Bode could never imagine how much it hurt to see his wife like this.

“You never wanted me to see you, period.” Arizona sniffled. “You shut me out completely. I would have been there, Bode. I would have been with you through it all.”

“I don’t deserve that.” Bode answered simply.

“And I don’t deserve to have my husband abandon me without so much as a letter telling me it’s over.” Arizona glared at him.

“I…” Bode looked up at the gray, California sky, trying to find the words to convey what he wanted to say. “I never wanted to hurt you, Arizona. I fucked up. I ended up in prison. I waited for divorce papers from you every day for months.”

“Well, if you would have let me see you, I would have told you that I wasn’t going anywhere.” Arizona crossed her arms over her chest.

“It’s been too long.” Bode said. “We can’t go back to what we had before.”

“I didn’t come here to have some big reunion, Bo.” She tucked her hair behind her ears. “I came because…” She swallowed thickly. Arizona shifted from foot to foot not wanting to say what she had to say. She knew it would devastate him.

“Because why?” Bode said quietly. “What happened, Arizona?”

Arizona’s eyes met Bode’s. “Jesse…”

“What about him?” Bode asked, fear running through his body. Jesse Tulane was Arizona’s best friend. He was also a cop in the small town where Bode and Arizona had lived before Bode fucked it all up. Bode and Jesse became really close through their mutual relationships with Arizona. Jesse had been the closest thing to a brother Bode had had since he left Edgewater.

“We lost him, Bode.” Arizona whispered, tears streaming down her face.

“What do you mean we lost him?” Bode demanded. “Isn’t there people out looking for him? He’s a smart guy, Arizona. He’ll find his way home. He’s been lost before! He’s taken me out hiking plenty of times. He knows how to get out.”

“Bode!” Arizona said in a commanding voice to stop his words, her hands resting on his biceps. “He’s dead.”

“No,” Bode’s brain refused to accept her words. There was no way Jesse was dead. He’d kept in contact with Jesse throughout his incarceration. “I just talked to him! You’re wrong, Arizona!”

Arizona broke down sobbing. “I want to be, Bode. I really want to be. He’s gone. He’s gone and I just…I want him back.”

Bode hugged her against him tightly. Tears streamed down his face as she sobbed in his arms. After a few minutes, he led her to a picnic table near where he’d been visiting with Gabriella, Sharon, and Vince. He sat across from her and took her hand in his. “What happened?”

“He was serving a warrant on that sketchy house on the corner of 4th Street. Somebody pulled a gun. Jesse got shot in the neck.” Arizona explained. “We did everything we could but there was too much damage. I pronounced him dead at 3:43 this morning.”

“You pronounced him?” Bode asked, wiping the tears from his face.

Arizona gave him a small smile. “I knew the team wasn’t going to stop with me in the room. They know how close Jesse and I are. They know how much he means to me. I also knew that there was no getting him back.”

“I’m so sorry, Arizona.” Bode whispered.

“Me too,” Arizona squeezed his hand. “He told me just yesterday that he was looking forward to you getting out so he could take you fishing in a new spot he found.”

Bode gave her a lopsided smile. “I’m surprised he even still wanted to talk to me.”

“He said there was no way he was giving up on the only guy who could outfish him.” Arizona chuckled lightly.

“What now?” Bode asked.

Arizona shrugged her shoulders. “I haven’t really thought about it. I took a shower after I got home and came straight here to tell you.”

“How did you know where to find me?”

“Dean called in a favor.” Arizona answered.

“I’m surprised he was willing to do that.” Bode shook his head.

“You know Dean. Anything for his youngest sister.”

Bode nodded. “This doesn’t seem real. I feel like I’m about to wake up back in prison.”

“It’s a lot to take in.”

“How long are you staying in town for?” Bode asked.

“I got a room at the hotel in town. I’m going to get some sleep then I have to head back. There’s a lot to do. I have to pack up Jesse’s things, find a new place to live. I can’t stay in that place. There’s just too many memories. You, me, and Jesse had some great times in that place.”

“We did,” Bode smiled. “He always said he was going to marry the manager of the bar that our apartment was above.”

“He never even got her number.” Arizona laughed.

“Of course,” Bode chuckled. “He talked a big game.”

“Yeah he did.” Arizona nodded.

It was quiet between the pair for a long beat. “I don’t want to leave you.” Arizona whispered.

“I don’t want you to leave.” Bode admitted.

“How about you finally put me on your visitor list?” Arizona suggested. “That way I can come back.”

“I’d like that.” Bode said.

Arizona cupped his face in her hand. “It’s good to see you, Bode. I’ve missed you.”

“I missed you too.” He admitted.

Arizona dropped her hand from his face, gave him a small wave, and walked back towards her car.

“Who was that?” Vince asked once Bode had rejoined them.

“An old friend.” Bode answered.

#bode leone #bode donovan #fire country #bode leone imagine #bode donovan imagine

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shiuefha · 11 months ago

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We got tricked.😅

So, the focus in chapter 91 is Millie, and now we know her full name, Millie Myers... We also get to see Melinda who unexpectedly came to the veteran event.

Yeah, usually we see Millie as someone who just talked about her boyfriend, protesting about Yor boarding the cruise ship in the cruise arc... She usually didn't share about her family, but now, here she is, talking about her deceased father and blaming Donovan about the war.

Speaking of Donovan Desmond, now it's revealed that the former prime minister who started the war at the beginning wasn't him, but it was the prime minister before him. Even so, the war happened mostly when he was the prime minister, so like what Melinda said in the chapter, it was logical for Millie to blame Donovan like that.

Overall, this chapter is okay, but there's something that bugs me here, especially from the fact that all of Yor's coworkers are totally not aware that it's possible for Yor to know about Melinda. Well, I can accept if it's just about Millie, Camilla, or even Dominic, but... Sharon?

Or maybe her son doesn't care at all about Eden students who aren't his classmates, so Sharon herself isn't aware that Anya and Damian are classmates, hmm...

However, now I wonder if we'll have anyone's backstory or not in the next chapter... Things are getting mysterious for me now...

#personal post #spy x family #spy x family manga #spy x family manga spoilers #chapter 91 #so basically this weekend isn't about anya but it's about yor and her coworkers #the city hall's weekend #i'm speechless #but seriously the story becomes random and mysterious and i just can't predict what will happen next #don't talk to me i'm really confused right now

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thefreakydeaky · 1 year ago

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After the Thrill is Gone

Part Eight

Daryl Dixon x Reader

Negan Smith x Reader

Modern AU

Summary: From the first moment you laid eyes on Negan you were inexplicabley drawn to him. The passion between you is hot and only grows more intense the longer you see each other. There is only one problem, you're both married to other people.

Warnings: Dark Fic , Stalking, Stalker behavior, Smuttyness, Adult Language, I'll add more warnings as I post, so please check the warnings for updates on each chapter.

You parked your suv outside of your mother's house and turned to Hunter and Millie.

"Everybody remember the rules?"

"Don't touch anything." Hunter replied. "And don't go to other rooms."

"No playing rough and no running around." You reminded him.

He nodded.

Once you got Millie out of the car seat, you walked up the lawn to the front door and rang the doorbell.

You stood there for a few minutes and when no one came, you pressed the button again. Another few minutes passed and finally you heard the door being opened.

"Hello Sweetheart." Your mom greeted you, pulling you toward her to hug you.

"I see you brought Camilla with you."

"Of course, I did. Why wouldn't I?"

"I thought your mother in law babysat for you?"

You fought the urge to roll your eyes.

"Ma doesn't watch Millie all the time only if I really really can't find anyone else to watch her."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"She's in her late seventies. She can't be chasing after a little kid."

"Neither can I and yet I babysit for you regularly."

"First of all, you're only in your sixties. Secondly you won't have to chase her. I'm here. She will be fine, Mom."

She gestured for you to go passed her into the house and you did. The large foyer was redecorated in a classic italian style, earth tones, marble, and metal work. You waited for your son to catch up to you before you headed into the formal living room.

"Would you like something to drink? Iced tea, Lemonade?" She offered.

You declined, but Hunter asked for lemonade.

"I don't know if I have any plastic cups. Let me see." She left the room.

You could see Wyatt in the dining room doing homework. You went up to him and touched his shoulder.

"Hey Pumpkin, You okay?"

He nodded.

"We're gonna leave soon, so start getting your things together."

"Kay." He replied.

Your phone rang. Adjusting Millie on your hip, you picked it up.

"Hello?"

"Hello, Doll."

You sighed and hurried back to the living room.

"What do you want? I'm busy."

"Hey now, I just wanted to check in. You didn't pick the kid up from practice today."

"You're right. I didn't and I won't be."

"Why the hell not?"

"Because you can't seem to get it through your fucking head that I don't want anything more to do with you!" You snapped.

He laughed.

"It's not funny. I mean it. Stay the fuck away from me." You stated.

"Oh it is funny. It's funny how you keep forgetting that I have the power to ruin your life."

Your finger slid toward the end call button.

"If you insist on not co operating, I'm going to explode your whole fucking world."

You gasped sharply.

"I want to know if the girl is mine. You are going to fucking meet me at the San Jose Clinic on Donovan road at eleven tomorrow or I'm going to show up at your house and ruin your six o'clock dinner time."

You squeezed the phone tightly in your fist.

"Are you done?"

"Don't take this lightly. I am a man of my word."

"I heard you. Can I hang up now?"

"Just one more thing," He added, "You look foxy today. Those leggings hug your body just right and that top...Mmm mmm mm..."

Your cheeks warmed.

"I see you. Even when you think nobody's looking."

You clenched your jaw. Your mom came back into the room and you relaxed your facial expression.

"Thank you for reminding me of my appointment. I'll be there. Good Bye." You forced yourself to say and hung up.

"Who was that, Sweetheart?" Your mom asked.

You put a small smile on your face.

"Just the doctor's office." You lied.

"How civil of you to talk to them. I just hang up.I know when my appointment is. I'm not senile."

You nodded in aknowledgement.

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He sat in his truck watching the large two story house. It didn't matter what you said. You were his. It was simply the truth. There was no going back to your old life. He couldn't believe you hadn't realized that yet.Before long, you were coming down the lawn, your ducklings trailing behind you. He watched you all get into the suv. He waited for you to drive off down the road for a second before he followed behind you. Just far enough behind to avoid suspicion.

#negan smith x reader #negan x reader #daryl dixon x reader #daryl x reader

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ao3feed-twiyor · 9 months ago

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Awakening

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JPcZ7y by Munacova After Operation Strix was put on hold and Twilight became a sleeper cell in Ostania, his remaining duties in the foreign country ushered in a lull in both his missions and his family life. Unfortunately for the spy, this meant the latent energy from years of feeling jaded was ready to bleed. When Strix suddenly reactivates, Twilight begins to train and get inside his enemies’ minds. His desire for success slowly starts to affect everyone around him. Garden notifies Yor that she must team up with Ostania’s State Security Service to deal with the new resistance that is growing throughout the heart of the country, its origins blocks away from the Forger household. When she is presented as Garden’s top assassin to Ostania’s top service general, her life changes drastically. Her marriage begins to shift. Things weren’t as simple as they used to be. Anya and Bond enter their biggest adventure yet. This was going to be a family affair. Words: 6408, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M Characters: Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Loid Forger | Twilight, Anya Forger, Damian Desmond, Sylvia Sherwood | Handler, Shopkeeper (SPY x FAMILY), Matthew McMahon, Donovan Desmond, Melinda Desmond, Camilla (SPY x FAMILY), Bond (SPY x FAMILY), Franky Franklin, State Security Service First Lieutenant (SPY x FAMILY), Yuri Briar, WISE Agents (SPY x FAMILY), Becky Blackbell, Becky Blackbell's Father, Demetrius Desmond, Eden Academy Characters (SPY x FAMILY), pretty much everyone - Character Relationships: Loid Forger | Twilight/Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Yuri Briar & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess, Donovan Desmond & Loid Forger | Twilight, Damian Desmond/Anya Forger, Melinda Desmond & Yor Briar Forger | Thorn Princess Additional Tags: Slow Burn, Angst, Sibling Bonding, Protective Siblings, Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Falling In Love, Blood and Violence, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Identity Reveal, 5 years into the future, Hurt/Comfort, Family Feels, Love, Smut, Fluff, Loid is clueless until he's not, he's gonna claim what's his ehehe read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/2JPcZ7y

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #twiyor #spy x family #sxf #loid forger #yor forger

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jamethinks · 2 months ago

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Couples?

Current wishes a few couples in it. Taking a bit of sitcom approach.

We got enemies to loves with Becky and Grace (oc)

We got whatever the fuck Anya and Damian has going on

We Demetrius and Michael (oc)

We got Loid and Yor confusing situations hip (no relationship)

We got Loid and the pediatrician (oc)

We Yor and Jesse (oc)

We got Camilla and Dominic and their incoming baby. So fiesta Cam with sweet Dom who may have a thing for pregnant woman

Had to divorce Sharon from her husband, and now she there's an stud that keeps flirting with her. So middle aged (she's not that old) divorcee and young gay in a messy relationship

Then there's Franky and Millie, the classic pretty girl dates nerd and is embarrassed about it except their adults so the nerd isn't having it

Then there's Yuri and Fiona who are literally just head over heels for.ome another. Just happy to here and in love and it pisses twiyor off

Lastly there's Donovan and Melinda who on the surface seem like a terrible couple but they're actually so deeply in love

#spy x family #sxf #loid forger #twilight #headcanon #anya forger #yor forger #damian desmond #becky blackbell #donovan desmond

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eternal-echoes · 1 year ago

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Well as for the beginning of the series I would hard argue that for most of that night he was still heavy into a charming persona role as a need for bringing yor a sense of comfort from a actual dangerous situation and he didn’t know wether or not yor would be distressed about a little threat to her life (lucky for him, she’s solos anyone she comes across) So I think he was genuinely impressed and relieved he didn’t need to protect her so hard but I’d say after things have calmed down he was able to relax to a more natural state (at ease, so to speak) but thanks to Anya constantly throwing him a curve ball he’s also coming from a genuine piece of himself that wouldn’t get much a chance to be let out. He respects strong women but yor has the edge of a kinda true love that gives twilight that familiar love he’s received from his mom.

So despite his words having some truths in his reassurances to yor he was still being an actor that night and over the course of the series we can see how he gradually starts loving his family (and probably more so than he’s aware of) and I think four the years as a spy he’s been closed off due to his trauma of losing everyone and with that kind of trauma he wouldn’t form genuine true connections that could be a potential weakness. He’s been mostly cordial with everyone from Wise and that goes for nightfall as well but he does care about them and their safety just that they’re just no comparison to Anya and yor getting past his differences. So all that is to say is that don’t worry about it so much, he might possibly realize that she feels for him deeper than he imagined but he wouldn’t try anything with that really.

In reply to this ask.

Yes, you're right about all that. People usually say that the night after Camilla's party is when Twilight started falling for Yor for showcasing how well she can kick but I actually think that he started falling for her when they went to the park. Yor does have an advantage over Fiona since he and Yor have lived together, have gone through hurdles and obstacles together (Eden interview, co-parenting with Anya, and overcoming Yuri's suspicions), and comforted each other at the moment of each other's weaknesses. So I guess I am just overreacting about this one (albeit not minor) Fiona moment.

But I think there's also the issue that since Twilight has been emotionally compromised for having just fought Yuri, not just being injured by his grazed bullet but also for beating up Yor's only blood relative (he's probably worried about how is he suppose to face Yor after that), that might also affect how he sees being saved by Fiona. It might either exaggerate the situation in his eyes and make him unable to keep thinking straight that he might actually consider Fiona's proposal to restart Operation Strix with her as his wife even though it would make getting close to Donovan Desmond again a lot harder.

But that just might be underestimating the integrity of his character. Twilight could still probably see that even though Fiona saves him, at the end of the day, Yor is still a better mother to Anya and that Yor is really the person he's in love with because of who she is, not just because she saved him in the past.

#spy x family #spy x family manga spoilers #asks

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gacmediadaily · 1 year ago

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Grab a pumpkin spice latte and your coziest sweater, because Great American Family is bringing all the fall goodness to a TV near you!

PEOPLE can exclusively reveal that the family-oriented network's second annual "Great American Autumn" event is back as of Sept. 2 with seven new original movie premieres debuting through mid-October.

The beloved stars in this year's roster including 90210 alums Trevor Donovan and Jessica Lowndes. The two costars — who briefly played love interests on The CW hit — will be reuniting for A Harvest Homecoming later this month.

Jodie Sweetin, Danica McKellar, Camilla Belle and Dancing with the Stars pro Gleb Savchenko are also among the stars joining in on the fall fun.

See the full schedule — along with the network's descriptions — below.

Saturday, Sept. 2: Learning to Love, starring Ina Barrón and Philip Boyd — Harry (Boyd) and his two daughters lose faith after his wife and daughters' mom dies. The family then hires a nanny and is pleasantly surprised by Steph (Barrón), who brings never-ending warmth, positivity and faith into the home.

Saturday, Sept. 9: Love Can Surprise You, starring Camilla Belle and David Lafontaine — Carina (Belle) writes a popular love and romance relationship column and is known as an expert in her field. When her boyfriend breaks up with her on the night she thought he'd propose, Carina begins questioning if she actually knows anything about love. Enter new writing partner Liam Snyder (Lafontaine), who ends up helping Carina rewrite her love story.

Saturday, Sept. 16: Craft Me A Romance, starring Jodie Sweetin and Brent Bailey — Nicole Borden (Sweetin), the owner of a quaint arts and crafts store called The Crafty Companion, is faced with an ultimatum when the owner of Mitchell’s Art and Craft Supplies (Bailey) tells her she must either sell her store or be forced out of business.

Saturday, Sept. 23: Haven't Met Yet, starring Merritt Patterson and Joshua Sasse — Lucy Marks (Patterson) is a professional matchmaker. When Lucy meets a handsome businessman (Sasse), she feels the spark of love for the first time, only to have her hopes dashed when she learns the man is her next client.

Saturday, Sept. 30: A Harvest Homecoming, starring Jessica Lowndes and Trevor Donovan — teacher Drew Granger (Donovan) accepts a temporary substitute job in his old hometown of Chestnut Hollow, Texas, where he meets Aiden, the proverbial new kid at school, desperate for a caring friend. While he would rather have taken a job anywhere else, Drew reconsiders Chestnut Hollow when he meets Lainie Abbott (Lowndes), the new manager of his parents' massive apple orchard and cider mill business, and more importantly, Aiden's mom.

Saturday, Oct. 7: Swing Into Romance, starring Danica McKellar, David Hayden-Jones and Gleb Savchenko — When former dancer Christine Sims (McKellar) temporarily returns to her hometown in time for the town's fall festival, she discovers her family's general store is in trouble. In her efforts to save the business, Christine will need to dust off those dancing shoes one more time, face her ex-fiancė and maybe find love in the process (Hayden-Jones).

Saturday, Oct. 14: Mystery By the Book, starring Alicia Dea Josipovic and Corey Sevier — A bookstore owner (Sevier) is in a difficult relationship with a book cover model (Josipovic) until an antique key found in a false book unlocks their romance.

#great american family #danica mckellar #merritt patterson #david haydn jones #jessica lowndes #trevor donovan #learning to love #love can surprise you #craft me a romance #haven't met yet #a harvest homecoming #swing into romance #mystery by the book

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fcrtnite · 18 days ago

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mobile must list.

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Spy x Family Episode #2: Secure a Wife Transcript

This episode has the introduction of Yor.

Loid: Huah…this won’t do.

Franky: WHAT?!

Anya: I don’t want this mama.

Loid: Not seeing you convincingly pull off the mother role.

Franky: You’re a master of disguise, so why can’t you make me beautiful, huh?

Loid: I have rather limited options.

Franky: NUAH! I can’t believe I volunteered for this!

Loid [narrating]: Operation Strix.

(Anya: Do you want a peanut?)

Loid [narrating]: I was given this top secret mission by WISE in order to stop political power player Donovan Desmond from fomenting a war with Ostania. Part of the task was to pass the prestigious Eden College’s entrance exam, which we did. But this interview with both parents of the prospective student has complicated matters.

Loid: Very well. I’ll need to find a woman.

{Caption: Mission 2: Secure a Wife}

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{Caption: Capital City Berlint, City Hall}

Camilla: DId you hear? There was some kind of office break-in. Apparently, someone came in and snatched up all the files with us ladies’ personal info. Scary, right? What kind of creep does that?

Millie: I always thought the section chief was way creepy; like, he’s always ogling me. Can’t stand him.

Sharon: You ever considered wearing some longer skirts?

Millie: I don’t think my boyfriend would be happy about that. You’re pretty fit, Sharon; why don’t you show it off a little more?

Sharon: I stopped caring after I had a kid.

Camilla: And what about you? You’re awfully quiet over there, Yor. Doesn’t it creep you out too?

Yor: Huh?

Millie: The section chief’s coffee? Blow snot in it!

Yor: Uh…do you think snot would make it taste better or something?

(Millie: Huh?)

Camilla: You know, I really gotta give you credit, girl. You’re definitely one-of-a-kind.

Yor: Uah!

Millie: Isn’t she, though?

Yor: Uh…

Millie: Not many guys out in space or wherever you are, huh?

Sharon: Cut it out, Millie.

Camilla: You’re cute with curves in all the right places; if you knew how to flaunt it, you’d be knockin’ ‘em dead.

Yor: Yeah?

Millie: Yeah! If you need makeup tips or anything, just ask me.

Yor: Honestly, though, all I really want is just to keep this job.

Camilla: But aren’t you, like, 27 years old already?

(Yor: Auh!)

Camilla: You need to be careful at that age. From what I hear, there are supposedly spies everywhere these days. People have been getting reported for the tiniest little things, you know. I mean, just the other day, I heard about a bachelorette in her late twenties being arrested because her neighbors thought she was extremely suspicious.

Millie: Oh, wow, really?! That’s funny! How do you always know about this stuff, Camilla?

Sharon: Being single at that age is kinda unusual. A bit eyebrow-raising.

Yor: I didn’t realize that. I appreciate you letting me know.

Camilla: Oh yeah, this coming weekend I’m throwing a little dinner party at my place, so why don’t you plan on dropping by? Bring a date and join in the fun!

Sharon [in the distance]: Might be asking a bit much there.

Camilla [in the distance]: I guess she could ask whoever’s been rifling through our drawers; they’d love to come.

Millie [in the distance]: You are just too mean!

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Phone: Ring! Ring!

Yor: Briar residence.

Yuri: Hey, sis! How are you?

Yor: Oh, hey, Yuri.

Yuri: Is work okay?

Yor: It’s fine, I guess. I’m still there at City Hall.

Yuri: You’re kinda weird, so I’m worried about you.

Yor: Don’t be rude! I’m completely normal.

Yuri: Well, most girls your age are married. Do you have any prospects?

Yor’s thoughts: Not this again.

Yuri: Auh, I’m sorry, but I think I might get a big promotion soon, which would mean I’d be expected to travel more than I already do, but I worry about leaving you alone in a big city, so…I’m not entirely sure that I should take the offer? The whole reason I got this far is because of your help, and I’m so grateful; that’s why a---all I want is for you to be happy.

Yor: Aw, that’s sweet. Thanks a lot, Yuri.

Yuri: Can I set you up with someone?

Yor: Huh?! Uh, that won’t be necessary. Because, um…I’m actually going to a party this weekend. And I’m bringing a date.

Yuri: Wait, you have a boyfriend?

Yor: Uh, yep! Hehehe, I do. So don’t worry about me.

Yuri: Wow, that’s great! Uh, like a little coworker party or somethin’?

Yor: Yep, Camilla’s putting it on!

Yuri: Okay! Then I’ll have to make sure to ask Dominic all about this mystery man afterwards.

Yor: Huh?!

Yuri: Come on! You know you can be a little naive. If the guy’s a jerk, I’ll take care of him.

Yor: Well, uh…

Yuri: I’ll wait on this promotion until I know what his story is.

Yor: Well, you don’t need to bother with all that.

Yuri: Can’t wait to meet him! Well, nighty night.

Yor’s thoughts: What do I do? I’ve gotta land a date before the party this weekend. If he finds out I’m lying, he’ll think I’m a weirdo and a pathological liar and things’ll get even worse! And I would hate for my brother to skip a promotion on my account.

Phone: Ring!

Yor: HUAEH! Hey, Yuri, I want you to know, I was just joking about all that earlier---

Man: Uh oh.

Yor: Ahauh!

Man: Are you and your little brother having a spat?

Yor: I---Shopkeeper? Sorry, I didn’t realize it was you.

Shopkeeper: It’s fine. But…I do have a client needing your attention tonight, Thorn Princess. The Royal Hotel, Room 1307.

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Man #2: I’m sorry about this, lady, but the entire floor’s actually been reserved for the evening, so…

Man #3: Did anyone call for this chick?

Man #4: I don’t know.

Yor: Oh, well, with all due respect…

Man #2: Ehuah!

Yor: What I heard is that there’s a traitorous…

(Man #3: Ehhuah!)

Yor: …scumbag staying here.

Man #2, Man #4: DUAUH!

Brennan: What’s happening out there?!

(Men: Duah!)

Man #3: It’s an ambush! Some broad just---GAUK!

(Brennan: Huah!)

Brennan: Huah…huah…

(Man #5: Duaeh…)

Man #6: Hueauh…

Yor: Excuse me…Vice Minister Brennan from the Auditing Department, I presume? Terribly sorry for the interruption, but tell me: may I have the honor of taking your life this evening?

Narrator: Code name: Thorn Princess. One of the world’s deadliest assassins. She learned the skills of her trade at a very young age, and since then, has done whatever dirty work her employer’s requested of her.

Yor: Ehum…won’t wash off. Eum? Ah, oh no, not my dress! This is the only nice one I own! I’ll have to miss the party. Huah…

Yuri [flashback]: Do you have any prospects?

Sharon [flashback]: Being single at that age is kinda unusual.

Camilla [flashback]: Bring a date and join in the fun!

Yor: There’s no way. I’ll never be a homemaker. Cleaning house is the only thing I’m good at.

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Anya: Scruffy Head!

Franky: Eumph! Copied all the files of unmarried women from City Hall.

Loid: Thank you.

Franky: Gotta find one who won’t care you’re divorced with a kid, is refined enough for a hoity-toity school, and is willing to get married in 48 hours? If there’s a goddess like that, I’d love to meet her. As for me, I can’t get a date and I’m not even picky!

Loid: My condolences.

Franky: Don’t pity me, you jerk!

(Anya: Ehuaeum!)

Anya: Is it bad to have a kid? Am I keeping mamas away?

Loid: Eum…no, it’s not your fault. Just watch some TV and don’t worry.

Anya: ‘Kay.

Franky: Auh…eum.

{Text on TV: SPY WARS}

Franky: I gotta wonder why you’re not just paired up with some lady spy from work.

Loid: A lot of them were caught in the recent spy hunts, so I couldn’t find a match.

(Bondman [from TV]: Oh please, you’ve got to open your eyes!)

(Anya: Ahuah!)

Bondman [from TV]: Oh no!

(Anya: Ahuaheuh…)

Franky: Lots of rats runnin’ loose these days.

(Bondman [from TV]: I’ll never let you get away with this, YOU HEAR ME?!)

(Anya: Ehueahuh…)

Loid: We’re low on agents right now, so I’ve got another mission on top of this one. Brass wants me to eliminate a smuggling ring.

(Anya: Huah! Nah!)

Franky: They’re working you like a dog! Fine, let’s find you a lady, then. Seems like women in bad circumstances would be most likely to go along with it. Finding dirt on ‘em would help. Of course, we could always just make stuff up.

(Anya: Huah, huah nah! Yah, hiyah! Hah! Hah hah! Hah!)

{Text on paper #1: CLARA MEYER}

Loid: I’d like to minimize my risk.

Franky: Too late for that.

(Anya: Pow pow pow pow pow!)

Franky: You see her, don’t cha?

(Anya: POW!)

(Loid: Auh?)

Franky: Does she look the part of a rich family’s precious little princess?

(Anya: Yah, yah, POW, BLAM!)

Anya: POW!

Loid: Point taken. Euh, I need to do something about her appearance.

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Anya: Wow…

Proprietress: Now, young lady, I’m going to take your measurements. If you’ll please come with me.

Anya: I’m being sold to traffickers!

Loid: You won’t if you behave! Honestly, where does she even pick up that kind of language?

Loid’s thoughts: The seamstress is the right age, but already married. The proprietress was listed among the single women, but she’s been arrested once over political activities, and that’s definitely something to avoid.

Anya: Mm…aaaahahah!

(Proprietress: Auh!)

Loid’s thoughts: Finding the right person might take longer than---

Yor: Excuse me!

(Loid: Ahuah!)

Woman: Goodness, Yor, it’s been too long.

Yor: Hi, sorry. I was hoping to get my dress mended.

(Woman: Oh)

Yor: As soon as possible, please.

Woman: Oh, of course, dear. You’re one of our regulars.

Loid’s thoughts: She slipped right past me. Who is she? Yor…Yor…

{Text on screen: Yor Briar}

Loid’s thoughts: Ah, Yor Briar, 27 years old. Never been married. Both parents are deceased, and she has one brother who’s several years younger. They’re both civil servants with fairly spotless records. Did I let my guard down? I’m losing my edge lately.

Yor: Excuse me.

(Loid: Oh!)

Yor: I couldn’t help notice you staring at me. Is there something I can do for you?

Loid’s thoughts: Impossible! She sensed my gaze?

(Loid: Oh, uh…no, I’m sorry)

Loid: It’s just that you’re so pretty.

Yor: Uah…you’re saying…

Loid: Uh!

Yor: …you have a favorable impression of my physical appearance?

Loid: Uh…I guess, yeah.

Camilla [flashback]: You’re cute with curves in all the right places. If you knew how to flaunt it, you’d be knockin’ ‘em dead.

Yor: Eum…uahuah!

(Loid: Deah!)

Anya: Papa!

Loid: Huh?

Anya: I’m this long! They told me!

(Yor: Auh…)

Anya: Hahaha, oh, who’s that?

Loid: A fellow customer.

Yor’s thoughts: He has a child! I came awfully close to asking another woman’s husband on a date! They say people get killed by jealous wives all the time. Although I’m positive I’d be able to kill her first.

Anya: HAUH!

Yor’s thoughts: No! Calm down, Yor. Don’t even think about it. That’s exactly the sort of thing that would expose me as an assassin! Don’t be weird.

Anya’s thoughts: WHAT?! An assassin?! A spy…an assassin…this is…SO COOL!

Narrator: The girl was starved for entertainment.

Loid’s thoughts: Hm…I thought about asking her to play my wife, but I’d better not.

Anya: HUAH?!

Yor’s thoughts: I thought about asking him to play my boyfriend at the party, but that could easily end in bloodshed, so I’d better not.

Anya: HUAH! Oh, poor, poor me! I’m so lonely ‘cause I’ve got no mama!

(Yor: Heauh?)

Loid: What’s this about?

Anya: I just need a mama so bad!

Yor: Are you not here with your wife?

(Anya: Wah!)

Loid: Um, no…sadly, we lost her two years ago. It’s just me and my daughter. I’m raising her by myself.

(Anya: Weh, weauh…weh weaum…weaum weaum…)

Yor: Ahuah!

Yor’s thoughts: No one will try to kill me for asking him out!

Yor: Eum…excuse me!

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Loid: Pretend to be your boyfriend?

Yor: Long story, but I lied and told my brother that I was in a relationship. I realize it’s a lot to ask, but I was wondering if you could come to this party with me? Uah! I don’t have any weird ulterior motives or anything like that! And I’ll find a way to repay you! All I want to do…is put my brother’s mind at ease.

Loid: Very well, then. Offer accepted.

Yor: Uh! Wait, seriously?

Loid: Although I’d like something in return.

Yor: Uah!

Loid: It’s a long story, but I’d like you to pretend to be her mother during an interview.

Yor: Pretend to be her mother?

Loid: We live in such uncertain times, and I just want my sweet little girl to get into a good school. I have to try…because it was her mother’s dying wish.

Anya’s thoughts: Papa’s a big liar!

Yor’s thoughts: Huah, what a wonderful man!

Loid’s thoughts: This is a relatively simple first step, but I’ll get her to agree…

(Loid: I just need it once. Can you do it?)

Loid’s thoughts: …to an official marriage eventually.

(Yor: Uh, yes, not a problem…)

Yor: …if you think I’m good for the role, that is.

Loid: Thanks so much. I suppose we’ll see each other Saturday, then.

Yor: ‘Kay!

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Loid: I got a sitter for you on Saturday, so promise me you’ll behave.

(Anya:🎵Hm hm, hm hm hm, hm hm🎵)

Anya: ‘Kay! I need some peanuts.

Loid: Yeah, yeah.

Cashier: Ten pents is your change, ribbit.

Loid: Oh!

Cashier: Thanks, ribbit.

Anya’s thoughts: Ribbit?

Loid’s thoughts: A T…no, an F cipher.

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Loid’s thoughts: Must be details on the side mission: retrieving works of art stolen from the West and wiping out this smuggling ring. The mission is to commence Saturday at 1800 hours when the target meets the buyer. Saturday?

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Loid: Listen up! We’ll need to take care of this quickly so I can make that party. Got it?

Franky: Woah! You realize I’m just an informant and I couldn’t fight my way out of a wet paper bag, right? And your tab is pretty much maxed out, so…

Loid: We’re talking 78 art pieces valued at a total of 3 million dalcs. I’m fairly certain no one would notice if something were to go missing.

Franky: Leave it to me! Matter of fact, I’ve invented some new spy gear just for an occasion like this.

Loid’s thoughts: He can be so useful.

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Yor: Loid is late; I’m worried. I really hope he wasn’t in some terrible accident.

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Franky: DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

(Man #7: Hold it!)

Man #7: WHO’RE YOU WORKIN’ FOR?!

Franky: YOU DIDN’T TELL ME THERE’D BE AN ARMY OF ‘EM!

Loid’s thoughts: Two, four, six…38 of them. Gives me less than ten seconds for each one.

(Man #8: Duoh!)

(Man #9: Aahduah!)

(Man #10: Duah!)

Man #11: Huoh!

(Man #12: Yeauhouh!)

(Man #13: Dueah!)

Man #14: Duah!

Man #15: Bleauh!

(Man #16: Auh!)

Man #17: Deauh!

Man #18: Ahueah!

Man #19: Reauh!

(Man #20: Dueh!)

Loid’s thoughts: Reinforcements, and a lot of ‘em!

(Franky: There we go! Deh, deh, deh, DEH…I’ve got everything, so…)

Franky: …LET’S GO ALREADY!

Franky: Oh yeah! Now, which one of these will go MIA?

Loid: Auh…I’ll be taking this.

Franky: Wait, the diamond?! Why you gotta grab the priciest one?!

Loid: Because it’s best for the whole charade.

(Franky: Come on…)

Franky: …give it back! Grr…

Loid: Auh!

Franky: Deah?

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Yor: Sniff!

Yor’s thoughts: I get it. This is what having your heart toyed with feels like. But I still need to maintain good work relationships to keep my brother happy. So, even though I really don’t want to go, I can’t skip the party.

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Camilla: So you finally decided to show up, huh?

Yor: I’m sorry. I brought a gift for you.

Camilla: What’s up?

Camilla [muffled by the door]: I remember you saying you’d be bringing a date with you tonight.

Yor [muffled by the door]: Unfortunately, he had a last-minute situation.

Camilla [muffled by the door]: Oh, that is such a shame! I really wanted to meet this guy!

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Camilla: What a lame excuse!

Millie: Just pathetic.

Camilla: I knew that weirdo was lying about having a boyfriend.

Millie: You think we should report her?

Camilla: Definitely! She has to be some kind of spy who was sent here for the sole purpose of lowering our country’s birth rate or something crazy like that.

Sharon: Come on, stop being petty. She’s just too awkward to find a man. She’s got it bad enough.

Dominic: Hey, Yor! I’m so sorry your boyfriend couldn’t make it. I wanted to meet him.

(Camilla: Sometimes I think you’re a bother, Sharon. Hehe, it’s gonna be hilarious!)

(Yor: Eah!)

Yor: Oh! Dominic!

Dominic: Poor Yuri. You know, he’s always extremely worried about you.

Yor: Yeah, it’s a little bit much. Do you think you could just tell him that I showed up with a really nice guy?

Camilla: Woah…

(Dominic: Deauh!)

Camilla: …so you want him to lie? That means you must be really desperate to pretend to be normal. You know, it makes you look even more pathetic.

Dominic: Hey, knock it off!

Camilla’s thoughts: Stop talking to my man, you freak!

Dominic: Auheuheuh!

Camilla: We’ll be sure to let your sweet widdle brother know that you came here all by your lonesome.

Yor’s thoughts: Huah, I don’t understand. What could she possibly get out of doing something like that? Huah, I’m getting sick of this. Just think: if everyone here were to die, my brother would never hear about any of it.

Dominic: Sorry to bug you. Try and have some fun, okay? Come on, Camilla, let’s get this gratin in the oven.

Woman #2: Oh, you want to know what happened next?

Girl: Mama!

Sharon: My oldest will be taking an entrance exam soon. We’re going for Eden College.

Woman #3: That’s wonderful!

Man #21: He’ll be a shoo-in…

Yor’s thoughts: I guess this must be…

(Man #21: …I’m sure!)

Yor’s thoughts: …what being a normal person looks like. This is exactly the kind of life that my little brother wants me to have.

Camilla: Wow, looks like Yor’s still here.

Mille: She’s got a high shame tolerance.

Sharon: Honestly, I’m surprised she had the guts to show up here alone.

Yor’s thoughts: I get it now. I’m just not cut out for this.

Yor: I beg your pardon. Thank you, but it’s time for me to---eum! Uhauh!

Loid: Please forgive my lateness! I’m Loid Forger, Yor’s husband.

Yor [whispering to Loid]: Hey. I needed a boyfriend, not a husband.

Loid: You’re kidding me!

Loid’s thoughts: I mixed up our missions.

Dominic: Mr. Forger, is that…blood?

(Loid: Oh!)

Loid: Yes, pardon me, please; a patient had a violent outburst. Just one of the risks of being a psychiatrist. You having a good time, Yor?

Camilla: You can’t be serious!

Yor: Auh!

Camilla: Why didn’t you tell us you were married? I had no idea!

Yor: Well, I…because…

Loid: It’s embarrassing, but this is my second marriage and I have a child. Makes things a bit uncomfortable.

Camilla’s thoughts: Huh! Don’t give me that crap!

(Loid: It’s my fault)

Camilla’s thoughts: No freaking way that terminally awkward girl has a hot, successful husband! Now this will be uncomfortable!

Camilla: Oh, excellent timing, I just got this piping hot gratin out of the oven. Oh, whoops, I seem to have tripped on something! Ehumhum! Hm? Zzszszs! Eheauh, heum…

Loid: I love that you’re so mindful about wasting food, Yor, but I’m not so sure it’s good manners to use your feet, you know?

(Camilla: Eheaum…weaum, weaum…eum…eheaum!)

Yor: Uh, sorry about that.

Camilla: GRREAUGH!

(Dominic: Wow)

Loid: Mm, this is actually very tasty.

Yor: Isn’t it?

Camilla: Tell me, Mr. Ranger…

Loid: It’s “Forger”.

Camilla: Did you know that your wife did some questionable work before she started at City Hall?

Yor: Ehueh!

Camilla: What was it again?

(Dominic: Give it a rest!)

Camilla: Random men would call you up to their hotel rooms so you could give them massages! Isn’t that right?

Yor: That was…

Yor’s thoughts: A massage was code for “murder-for-hire”.

Yor: I promise it’s not what you think, Loid. I just…

Loid: I think it’s great.

Yor: Ehuah!

Loid: Truthfully, she lost her parents at a young age, and to care for her younger brother, she did whatever she could. She sacrificed a great deal. Be it for somebody else’s sake, or whatever the reason, having to put up with such a tough job…takes real grit and dedication, and that’s not something just anybody can do.

Yor: Ahuah…

Loid: Let’s go home, Yor.

Yor: Uh, okay! Thank you so much for having us.

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Loid: Hey, sorry for…the husband thing.

Yor: No, it’s fine.

Loid: If your brother hears about that, who knows what to say.

Yor: Ehmm…well, here’s an idea. Tell me what you think of this.

Loid: Mm? Geah! Neauh! What the?!

Loid’s thoughts: Stragglers from the smuggling ring?

Loid: Hang on, Yor!

Yor: Huh?!

Loid’s thoughts: How did they know where I was? Let me guess, they left a tracking device in the loot. Hgrauh, you’ve definitely lost your edge, Twilight.

Yor: Who are those people? Do you know them?

Loid: Eum!

Loid’s thoughts: What do I say, what do I say?

Loid: Seems that…some of my patients are still having psychotic breaks.

Yor: Being a doctor must be very demanding.

Loid’s thoughts: She really believed that?

Loid: The best course…is to avoid them for a bit.

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Man #22: They left the van behind.

Man #23: I betcha they’re hidin’ around here. Let’s split up and find ‘em!

Man #24: Dueh!

Man #25: DUAH! Gack!

Loid: This way! Hurry!

(Yor: Ehauh!)

Yor: Hey, Loid, sorry to pry, but are you supposed to hit your patients?

Loid: Yeah, it’s okay. I’m using a cutting-edge technique known as the “concussive recovery” method.

Yor: Uh, oh…

{Caption: This is fiction}

Loid’s thoughts: Hard to tell if she’s extremely smart or extremely stupid.

Loid: Euh!

Yor: Auh!

Loid: Get back!

Man #26: WAUH!

Loid’s thoughts: Another one! He’s got me!

Man #27: TUOEH!

Loid: Euh!

Man #27: Gagaha, EUH! Hueh…

Yor: Euh…ahuah! Sorry, I’m not a doctor, so I shouldn’t try to treat your patients, but I am kind of an expert at self-defense? My little brother taught me everything he knows.

Loid: Ehehehe…thanks a lot, Yor.

Yor: Huah…

Loid: Ehehe…I must say, that was impressive. Did you see how far the guy went flying?

Yor: Ehe, it’s crazy. Guess I don’t know my own strength. Ehumhumhumhum!

Man #28: THERE HE IS!

Loid: Hueh! This way!

Man #28: I don’t care how you do it; JUST KILL HIM!

Man #29: WAHEH!

Man #30: DUOH!

Yor: So, uh, Loid…this may not be the best time to ask…but will you marry me?

Loid: Auh! Gueuh!

Yor: AAUH!

Loid: I’m sorry?

Yor: Well…I suppose it would extend our agreement…but honestly, it seems that people are suspicious of me just because I’m single, so it’d be kind of a nice little camouflage?

Yor’s thoughts: And it would help me cover for the assassin job too.

Yor: Um, basically, if it works for you, maybe you and I could stay together. I mean, after the whole interview thing is over. It’d be…for both of our sakes.

Yor’s thoughts: It’s happening so fast…but he’s probably the only person in the world who could accept me for who I am.

Loid: Hm…let’s swing by City Hall to fill out the paperwork.

Yor: Eum, yeah, like right now?

Loid: No time like the present. Oh, hang on.

Yor: Eum?

Loid: Eum! Did I drop it?

Man #23: YOU BASTARD! WE GOT HIM CORNERED!

Man #22: YOU’RE DEAD, YOU HEAR ME?!

Loid: Yor…even in sickness…or in sadness…no matter what hardships we may face…let’s do it together.

Yor: Yeah!

Loid’s thoughts: Until my mission…

Yor’s thoughts: Until my killing…

Loid’s thoughts, Yor’s thoughts: …do us part.

#anime #anime transcripts #anime dub transcripts #spy x family #spy x family dub transcripts

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2022: Books

January 1. Silent Parade (沈黙のパレード) (2018) Keigo Higashino 2. A Nun in the Closet (1975) Dorothy Gilman 3. The Maid (2022) Nita Prose 4. Rock Paper Scissors (2021) Alice Feeney 5. It's in His Kiss (2005) Julia Quinn February 6. The Chuckling Fingers (1941) Mabel Seeley 7. Untimely Death (He Should Have Died Hereafter) (1958) Cyril Hare+ 8. No Exit (2019) Taylor Adams 9. Apprehend Me No Flowers (2020) Diane Vallere 10. Rules of Murder (2013) Julianna Deering + 11. The Lady's Mine (2022) Francine Rivers 12. Bats in the Belfry (1937) E.C.R. Lorac March 13. The Four Graces (1946) D.E. Stevenson 14. The Kill of it All (2022) Diane Vallere 15. The Spy Who Loved Me (1962) Ian Fleming 16. The Paris Apartment (2022) Lucy Foley 17. Nine Lives (2022) Peter Swanson April 18. The Nutmeg Tree (1937) Margery Sharp 19. A Time of Love and Tartan (2017) Alexander McCall Smith 20. Four Aunties and a Wedding (2022) Jesse Q. Sutanto ^ 21. Mrs. Pollifax Unveiled (2000) Dorothy Gilman ^ May 22. Finlay Donovan Is Killing It (2021) Elle Cosimano 23. All Creatures Great and Small (1970/1972) James Herriot 24. On the Way to the Wedding (2006) Julia Quinn ^ June 25. The Resting Place (Arvtagaren) (2020) Camilla Sten 26. Confessions (告白) (2008) Kanae Minato 27. Finlay Donovan Knocks 'Em Dead (2022) Elle Cosimano ^ 28. The Woman in the Library (2022) Sulari Gentill 29. Under Lock & Skeleton Key (2022) Gigi Pandian 30. Under Currents (2019) Nora Roberts 31. The House Across the Lake (2022) Riley Sager July 32. Miss Butterworth & the Mad Baron (2022) Julia Quinn, Violet Charles 33. Rose Cottage (1997) Mary Stewart * 34. Death in the Stocks (1935) Georgette Heyer + 35. The Swimming Pool (1952) Mary Roberts Rinehart + 36. Octopussy & the Living Daylights (1966) Ian Fleming ^ 37. The Science of Murder (Murder Isn't Easy: The Forensics of Agatha Christie) (2021) Carla Valentine August 38. The Peppermint Tea Chronicles (2019) Alexander McCall Smith 39. Spiders From Mars (2020) Diane Vallere ^ 40. Nightwork (2022) Nora Roberts 41. Parker Pyne Investigates (1934) Agatha Christie * 42. Murder Underground (1934) Mavis Doriel Hay 43. A Promise of Ankles (2020) Alexander McCall Smith 44. Till Death Do Us Part (1944) John Dickson Carr September 45. The It Girl (2022) Ruth Ware 46. A Flicker in the Dark (2022) Stacy Willingham 47. Solace Island (2017) Meg Tilly 48. Love in the Time of Bertie (2021) Alexander McCall Smith ^ 49. The Ink Black Heart (2022) Robert Galbraith ^ October 50. The Midwich Cuckoos (1957) John Wyndham 51. The Bullet That Missed (2022) Richard Osman ^ 52. A Song of Comfortable Chairs (2022) Alexander McCall Smith ^ November 53. Love Me or Grieve Me (2022) Diane Vallere ^ 54. The Couple at the Table (2022) Sophie Hannah 55. The Twist of a Knife (2022) Anthony Horowitz ^ 56. Kurashi at Home (2022) Marie Kondō December 57. Mystery in White (1937) J. Jefferson Farjeon 58. Murder for Christmas (1949) Francis Duncan 59. The Christmas Card Crime & Other Stories (2018) Martin Edwards (Editor) + read what I already own challenge ^ finished or caught-up in series * re-reads

#yearly list #books

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301-400

Round 301: Cosmo : WINNER: Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

Round 302: Alina : WINNER: Alina Starkov (Shadow and Bone)

Round 303: Zeke : WINNER: Zeke (Xenoblade Chronicles)

Round 304: Adora : WINNER: Princess Adora (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Round 305: Fergus : WINNER: King Fergus (Brave)

Round 306: Sheila : WINNER: Sheila Hammond (Santa Clarita Diet)

Round 307: Remy : WINNER: Remy (Ratatouille)

Round 308: Caroline : WINNER: Caroline aka GLaDOS (Portal)

Round 309: Felix : WINNER: Fix-It-Felix (Wreck-It-Ralph)

Round 310: April : WINNER: April Ludgate (Parks and Recreation)

Round 311: Ignacio/Ignatius : WINNER: Ignacio "Nacho" Varga (Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul)

Round 312: Orla : WINNER: Orla McCool (Derry Girls)

Round 313: Craig : WINNER: Craig Pelton (Community)

Round 314: Erica : WINNER: Erika (Barbie's Princess and the Pauper)

Round 315: Gaius : WINNER: Gaius (Merlin)

Round 316: Lois : WINNER: Lois Lane (Superman)

Round 317: Hugo : WINNER: Hugo (Dream Daddy)

Round 318: Skyler : WINNER: Skylor Chen (Ninjago)

Round 319: Hans : WINNER: Huge Hands Hans (Phineas and Ferb)

Round 320: Camille : WINNER: Camilla Hect (The Locked Tomb)

Round 321: Olaf : WINNER: Count Olaf (A Serious of Unfortunate Events)

Round 322: Dana : WINNER: Dana Scully (The X-Files)

Round 323: Tim : WINNER: Tim Drake (Batman)

Round 324: Daisy : WINNER: Princess Daisy (Mario)

Round 325: Quentin : WINNER: Quentin Beck aka Mysterio (Spider-Man)

Round 326: Flora : WINNER: Flora Reinhold (Professor Layton)

Round 327: Fox : WINNER: Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Round 328: Rosemary : WINNER: Rosemary Woodhouse (Rosemary's Baby)

Round 329: Ralph : WINNER: Wreck-It-Ralph (Wreck-It-Ralph)

Round 330: Ada : WINNER: Ada Wong (Resident Evil)

Round 331: Rod : WINNER: Rodrick Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Round 332: Missy : WINNER: Missy (Doctor Who)

Round 333: Raphael : WINNER: Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)

Round 334: Elena : WINNER: Elena de la Vega (Zorra)

Round 335: Stan : WINNER: Stan Pines (Gravity Falls)

Round 336: Victoria : WINNER: Victoria Everglot (Corpse Bride)

Round 337: Steve : WINNER: Steve (Minecraft)

Round 338: Anita : WINNER: Anita Fite (Young Justice)

Round 339: Clyde : WINNER: Clyde Donovan (South Park)

Round 340: Dawn : WINNER: Dawn Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Round 341: Gabriel : WINNER: Gabriel (Ultrakill)

Round 342: Rebecca : WINNER: Rebecca Bunch (Crazy Ex Girlfriend)

Round 343: Cory : WINNER: Koriand'r aka Starfire (Teen Titans)

Round 344: Debbie : WINNER: Debbie Jellinsky (Addams' Family Values)

Round 345: Carlos : WINNER: Carlos the Scientist (Welcome to Night Vale)

Round 346: Tara : WINNER: Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

Round 347: Alucard : WINNER: Alucard (Castlevania)

Round 348: Isobel/Isabella : WINNER: Isabella Garcia Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Round 349: Wade : WINNER: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)

Round 350: Marina : WINNER: Marina Ida (Splatoon)

Round 351: Clive : WINNER: Clive (Professor Layton)

Round 352: Athena : WINNER: Athena (Greek Mythology)

Round 353: Ron : WINNER: Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible)

Round 354: Vivian : WINNER: Vivian Kensington (Legally Blonde)

Round 355: Cliff : WINNER: Clifford the Big Red Dog (Clifford the Big Red Dog)

Round 356: Heather : WINNER: Heather Chandler, Heather Duke and Heather Macnamara (Heathers)

Round 357: Bernard : WINNER: Bernard (The Rescuers)

Round 358: Paige : WINNER: Paige Matthews (Charmed)

Round 359: Terry : WINNER: Terry Jeffords (Brookyln-Nine-Nine)

Round 360: Dora : WINNER: Dora Marquez (Dora the Explorer)

Round 361: Monty : WINNER: Monty Montgomery (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

Round 362: Gemma : WINNER: Jemma Simmons (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D)

Round 363: Parker : WINNER: Parker (Leverage)

Round 364: Melanie : WINNER: Melanie King (The Magnus Archives)

Round 365: Francis : WINNER: Francis Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)

Round 366: Jules : WINNER: Jules Paxton (Bend It Like Beckham)

Round 367: Malcolm : WINNER: Malcolm Wilkerson (Malcolm in the Middle)

Round 368: Molly : WINNER: Mollymauk Tealeaf (Critical Role)

Round 369: Jonas : WINNER: Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1)

Round 370: Claudia : WINNER: Claudia (Interview With The Vampire)

Round 371: Aiden : WINNER: Aiden Pearce (Watch Dogs)

Round 372: Cynthia : WINNER: Cynthia (Pokemon)

Past Polls

Round 1: Peter : WINNER: Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Round 2: Elizabeth : WINNER: Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Round 3: Jason : WINNER: Jason Mendoza (The Good Place)

Round 4: Eve : WINNER: EVE (WALL-E)

Round 5: Fred : WINNER: Fred Jones (Scooby-Doo)

Round 6: Rachel : WINNER: Rachel (Animorphs)

Round 7: Arthur : WINNER: Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)

Round 8: Amy : WINNER: Amy Pond (Doctor Who)

Round 9: Tom : WINNER: Tom (Tom and Jerry)

Round 10: Claire : WINNER: Clare Devlin (Derry Girls)

Round 11: James : WINNER: James (Pokemon)

Round 12: Max : WINNER: Max (Black Sails)

Round 13: Simon : WINNER: Simon Belmont (Castlevania)

Round 14: Jane : WINNER: Jane Crocker (Homestuck)

Round 15: Victor : WINNER: Victor Nikiforov (Yuri On Ice)

Round 16: Mary : WINNER: Mary Poppins (Mary Poppins)

Round 17: Will : WINNER: Will Graham (Hannibal)

Round 18: Laura : WINNER: Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks)

Round 19: Ben : WINNER: Ben "Obi-Wan" Kenobi (Star Wars)

Round 20: Chloe : WINNER: Chloe Price (Life Is Strange)

Round 21: John : WINNER: Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives)

Round 22: Lydia : WINNER: Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)

Round 23: Mark : WINNER: Marc Spector (Moon Knight)

Round 24: Jess : WINNER: Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad)

Round 25: Theo : WINNER: Theobald Gumbar (Dimension 20: A Crown Of Candy)

Round 26: Sarah: WINNER: Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who)

Round 27: Richard : WINNER: Richard Gansey III (The Raven Cycle)

Round 28: Cass : WINNER: Cassandra Cain (Batman)

Round 29: Edward : WINNER: Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Round 30: Carm : WINNER: Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?)

Round 31: Hal : WINNER: HAL9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey)

Round 32: Sid : WINNER: Sydney Adamu (The Bear)

Round 33: Jack : WINNER: Captain Jack Harkness (Doctor Who)

Round 34: Stephanie : WINNER: Stephanie Brown (Batman)

Round 35: Ash : WINNER: Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)

Round 36: Veronica : WINNER: Veronica Sawyer (Heathers)

Round 37: Kurt : WINNER: Kurt Wagner aka Nightcrawler (X-Men)

Round 38: Eleanor : WINNER: Eleanor Shellstrop (The Good Place)

Round 39: Nathan : WINNER: Nathan Young (Misfits)

Round 40: Fiona : WINNER: Princess Fiona (Shrek)

Round 41: Gale : WINNER: Gayle Waters-Waters (Chris Fleming)

Round 42: Barbara : WINNER: Barbara Millicent Roberts aka Barbie (Barbie)

Round 43: Sam : WINNER: Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings)

Round 44: Grace : WINNER: Grace Chastity (Nerdy Prudes Must Die)

Round 45: Barry : WINNER: Barry Bluejeans (The Adventure Zone)

Round 46: Raven : WINNER: Raven (Teen Titans)

Round 47: Dan : WINNER: Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom)

Round 48: Mia : WINNER: Mia Fey (Ace Attorney)

Round 49: Matt : WINNER: Matt Murdock (Daredevil)

Round 50: Rose : WINNER: Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)

Round 51: Robert : WINNER: Robbie Rotten (LazyTown)

Round 52: Lola : WINNER: Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

Round 53: Scott : WINNER: Scott Summers aka Cyclops (X-Men)

Round 54: Olivia : WINNER: Olivia Octavious (Spiderverse)

Round 55: Finn : WINNER: Finn the Human (Adventure Time)

Round 56: Emily : WINNER: Emily Charlton (The Devil Wears Prada)

Round 57: Elliot : WINNER: Eliot Spencer (Leverage)

Round 58: Sonia : WINNER: Sonia (Pokemon)

Round 59: Gideon : WINNER: Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

Round 60: Jen : WINNER: Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)

Round 61: Miles : WINNER: Miles Morales (Spider-Man)

Round 62: Lana : WINNER: Lana Skye (Ace Attorney)

Round 63: Spencer : WINNER: Spencer Shay (iCarly)

Round 64: Tracy : WINNER: Tracy Turnbald (Hairspray!)

Round 65: Luke : WINNER: Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)

Round 66: Natalie : WINNER: Natalie Scatorccio (Yellowjackets)

Round 67: Harry : WINNER: Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)

Round 68: Lucy : WINNER: Lucy van Pelt (Peanuts)

Round 69: Damian : WINNER: Damian Wayne (Batman)

Round 70: Tabitha : WINNER: Tabitha Casper (Dan and Phil Games: Sims 4)

Round 71: Nick : WINNER: Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)

Round 72: Gwen : WINNER: Guinevere (Merlin)

Round 73: Paul : WINNER: Paulette Bonafonte (Legally Blonde)

Round 74: Abigail : WINNER: Abigail Hobbs (Hannibal)

Round 75: Jordan : WINNER: Jordan Baker (The Great Gatsby)

Round 76: Donna : WINNER: Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Round 77: Morgan : WINNER: Morgana (Merlin)

Round 78: Allison : WINNER: Alison Cooper (BBC Ghosts)

Round 79: Patrick : WINNER: Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

Round 80: Linda : WINNER: Linda Belcher (Bob's Burgers)

Round 81: Philip : WINNER: Philip J. Fry (Futurama)

Round 82: Clarisse : WINNER: Clarisse La Rue (Percy Jackson)

Round 83: Jeff : WINNER: Jeff The Killer (Creepypasta)

Round 84: Maria : WINNER: Maria (The Sound Of Music)

Round 85: David : WINNER: David aka Solid Snake (Metal Gear)

Round 86: Tiffany : WINNER: Tiffany Aching (Discworld)

Round 87: Charlie : WINNER: Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Round 88: Sandy : WINNER: Sandy Cheeks (Spongebob Squarepants)

Round 89: Cody : WINNER: Commander Cody (Star Wars: Clone Wars)

Round 90: Amanda : WINNER: Amanda Young (Saw)

Round 91: Jeremy : WINNER: Jeremy aka Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Round 92: Velma : WINNER: Velma Dinkley (Scooby-Doo)

Round 93: Adam : WINNER: Adam Parrish (The Raven Cycle)

Round 94: Sue : WINNER: Susan Pevensie (Narnia)

Round 95: Derek : WINNER: Derek Hale (Teen Wolf)

Round 96: Michelle : WINNER: Michelle Mallon (Derry Girls)

Round 97: Neil : WINNER: Neil Perry (Dead Poets Society)

Round 98: Lisa : WINNER: Lisa Cuddy (House MD)

Round 99: Tony : WINNER: Tony Soprano (The Soprano's)

Round 100: Karen : WINNER: Karen Smith (Mean Girls)

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