#calliopejohn

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

@myusernameisstolen

[EB]: lol you sure? you don’t want me to get you anything from starbucks? i could be just down the street for all you know! [UU]: haha, yes, qUite! [UU]: bUt i am serioUs, john. i cannot tell yoU where i live.

Chapters: 1/5

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/F, F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Calliope/John Egbert, Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde, Gamzee Makara/Doc Scratch

Characters: John Egbert, Calliope (Homestuck), Eridan Ampora, Roxy Lalonde, Jane Crocker, Gamzee Makara, Doc Scratch (Homestuck)

Additional Tags: Tags May Change, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Action & Romance, Heist, Rescue Missions, Alternate Universe, Trolls on Earth (Homestuck), Rare Pairings, Angst with a Happy Ending, Dark Comedy, Background Eridan Ampora, Human Doc Scratch, Doc Scratch Being an Asshole (Homestuck), Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), Captivity, Past Child Abuse, Established Relationship, Online Dating, Online Romance, big dumb romantic gestures

An entrant in the Homestuck Fan Author Coalition's November 2024 Competition Side A: Bus Driver Eridan. It also participated in Side B: Rarepair.

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[alienfighters-blog]

what if john and calliope had a big brother, little sister relationship? wouldn't that be the cutest shit