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nerdandtie · 2 days ago

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Stormwood & Associates: C2E151. Study Buddy (Call of the Wilds Part 5)

#Call of the Wilds #Campaign 2 #Stormwood &amp; Associates

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intermundia · 9 months ago

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

#the next line does call it 'the girder-shape of ecstacy' which is also bad but in a more abstract way than the pure horror of beef #wild that this is abt a 9yo's drug trip #children of dune #dune #speaking of how hard it is to write smut #cannot believe these sentences get published lol

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kitskiis · 2 months ago

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He keeps doing this I’m gonna cry

#also can I just say this was SO sweet from grian and gems pov #gem saying ‘he’s really pathetic. but he’s a good teammate’#and then skizz and mumbo suggesting they kill joel and gem immediately jumps to his defense and calling him ‘our idiot’#and grian joining as well defending him when skizz and mumbo got mad at Joel constantly killing them #meanwhile Joel - completely unaware this is happening - talks about how he feels the need to protect them while they’re in spectator #IM GONNA CRY. THEY MAKE ME SO SICK #smallishbeans #joel smallishbeans #grian #geminitay #wild life spoilers #wild life #wild life smp #trafficblr

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sleepiestwizard · 3 months ago

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grian mumbo and skizz basing RIGHT under scar “i love tnt minecarts” goodtimes, who very famously goes red fast and hates them AND is also building a “rollercoaster of death” right above them. is gonna go very well im sure

#wild life #life series #wild life smp #grian #gtws #mumbo jumbo #skizzleman #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #sub 1 club #the spanners #whatever the fuck theyre called now #eddie yaps

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kaiserin-erzsebet · 2 months ago

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Coining a phrase: Period atypical homophobia.

Definition: When the writer of a piece of historical fiction hasn't really bothered to research how gay people existed in a period of time or what terms would have been used to discuss homosexuality positively or negatively. So instead they put the most modern, likely religious terms into the mouth of a historical character to establish that a character is homophobic.

e.g. Having every Victorian character be a religious homophobe instead of having them talk about "public decency" and "discretion"

#historian consumes media #so many writers are not on the level of Oscar Wilde's boyfriend's father leaving a card calling him a “known sodomite”#as a way to tarnish his public image #this can also apply to how some people write historical racism tbh #I'd say that this comes (at least in the modern period) from people badly misunderstanding the public/private sphere #but political analysts get that wrong all the time too

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vmkhoneyy · 2 years ago

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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!

#humans are good actually #humans are strange #hopecore #honey prose #respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post #fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes #also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles #I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be #able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some #asshole ran over your back legs’

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proxycrit · 4 months ago

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Linktober day 11: rollin’ inn

After a day fighting a volcano, the heroic group stumble back to the inn to take a Long Rest. Unfortunately for Link, his sleep is interrupted by mournful ghosts partying it up in his brain.

(Mineru and rauru were the last of their kind ever since the already small insular zonai kingdom was decimated by a strange, flesh bending plague. A lone miner found the two children, and decided to take them in despite concerns of the curse.

He raised them. When they asked him to help fight the source of their blood family’s extinction, who was he to say no?)

More about this totk au! (It all started when zelda did not get teleported into the past, and then spiraled from there)

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