#calisota

[codswallopia]

from Kari Korhonen's FB

I thought you might get a kick out of this: a sketch for Donald Duck Weekly advertising I drew about 15 years ago, based on a classic pose by Mr. Barks. This series of posters was never made, but I had fun playing around with it!

[queer-in-a-cornfield]

Isnt this lovely

[patemi-pk]

I just realized that, from a purely geographical point of view (yes, I know that in different universes things may be different and that the butterfly effect yada yada yada), Megan Rapinoe would be from Calisota.

[deviantartducktalescontributions]

Herbert Duncan “HD” Duck

Here an OC. In Don Rosa's Duck family tree, Humperdink is the oldest in the (paternal) Duck family line. But we know nothing about his parents. His father. Eider, Daphne and Quackmore's grandfather. Donald, Della, Gladstone, Fethry and Abner's great-grandfather. Huey, Dewey and Louie's great-great-grandfather.

OK, so lemme give y'all my headcanon.

Herbert Duncan "HD" Duck was born in San Antonio, Texas as the middle of five children. His father ran a steel company his older brother would eventually take over. Herbert however was more lurking towards the car industry. In middle school he already did everything that had to do with cars, and unlike his friends, he had no time to find a crush.

Then, in high school - 9th grade - his one year older sister Dana introduced him to her classmate Camilla, who was also a year older than him and whose parents came from Puerto Rico.

They quickly became a couple and got married even before finishing college. A few weeks afterwards, they moved to Bloomfield, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. Ten months later, their son Humperdink was born.

Herbert meanwhile put lots of work in the car company. He was wounded while fighting in the war, but recovered and only desired to get back to work. The company suffered (financial) loss in the war, including heavy damages on the main building, but Herbert worked even harder - up to 14 hours a day! - to remain in contention. This caused even his contenders to respect him.

Their second child would have to wait. When Humperdink was 13 - nearly 14, in 8th grade, and just like his old man, was the only one of his friends to still not have a girlfriend - Camilla was pregnant again, but shockingly, she fell sick. It became evident that the city life was too much to handle for the family. They decided to move to the countryside of Calisota - not far from Duckburg -, where Herbert was able to build some land. Humperdink helped his father, and a few months later, Camilla gave birth to a healthy son named Derek, their second and last child, born 14 years after their first.

Humperdink would still travel back and forth between the West Coast and Midwest for his job's sake, but it put lots of stress on him and after he got a heart attack from his 41th birthday, he finally took Camilla's advice and focused on farm life. Not too long afterwards, Humperdink's wife Elvira would give birth to Herbert and Camilla's first grandchild, Eider. Life was the best.

In the mid 60's, Herbert was heading towards retirement to spend more time with his wife. However, this phase began several family tragedies. It started with the death of their younger son Derek Duck - at age 30 - who was ran over by a bus, leaving behind a 3-year-old son called Derek Jr. And just a year later, Camilla became very sick - bladder cancer - and died short afterwards, making Herbert a widower. He moved in with his remaining son Humperdink, but a decade later, Humperdink himself died of a sudden through a heart attack. Having lost his wife and both children, Herbert, himself being in his mid 70's, was battling with depressions, but he knew God still wanted him to live. He moved to his favorite grandson Quackmore, however, Quackmore's tantrums caused him to move to his second grandchild Daphne. After Daphne's death through overeating, he moved to Eider, with whom he had a strong bond through his final years, which he spent with a really clear mind and joy in life. He generally refused to accept help and even helped his great-grandson Abner with his driver's license. On his 89th birthday, he got another blessing gift, when his first great-great-grandchildren, Huey, Dewey and Louie were hatched. He died two years later at the age of 91 and was buried next to Camilla, Humperdink, Derek and Daphne.

[down-in-the-lab]

Yo my friend on discord showed me this panel and I think you would like it-

Donald serving Gyro pancakes with a smile is the sweetest thing-

They are so boyfriend-coded.

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@cynicallyscorned asked: " PSHHH, you think you're as fast as me? Yeah right! " // DT VERSE LETS GO

"Faster than the fastest, pal, and I'll prove it any day of the week." Scourge gives a snap and makes a finger gun at Cynic. The hedgehog liked to think he was good at a lot of things... everything, in fact, but if he had to make a list, telling people just how great he was would be at the top of it.

The impact of learning that there's another speedster still stings... but this guy's obviously got decent taste at least. Huh Ah well, if Glomgold wants him distracted, that's how it's gonna go down. "Go ahead, race me! I look forward to seein' your face when I lap ya."

[anarqueeen]

In celebration of the Calisota presidential ticket, I will be making out with @catboybiologist. With tongue.

[lettheladylead]

Uncle Scrooge and the Christmas Leap

(read all these pages but its not the whole comic! just a partial scanlation 'cause i'm lazy and i love goldie)

OKAY so here's a three-part Christmas comic that came out this month that has Goldie in it! I don't have the energy or time to scanlate the entire thing, so I just chose the Goldie pages (and some Magica & Daisy pages) to share! Enjoy! [inducks]

The pages might be confusing by themselves so here's a summary of the whole comic for ya:

First part: Scrooge is having an extra bad Christmas 'cause he invited Goldie to come hang out and she said no thanks. He meets a creepy guy with a magic lamp and then wishes Christmas never existed. Then he wakes up in a new world where he's poor and lives with Donald and works as one of Rockerduck's accountants.

Second part: Rockerduck fires Scrooge but it's fine 'cause Scrooge finds out that Goldie lives in Calisota! Truly the sexy singles live in his area. They spend a lot of romantic time together and it's really cute. Mickey shows up ('cause he has a tie-in comic happening at the same time) and he tells Scrooge they have to go to the mountains and find the lamp and undo Scrooge's wish. They find Magica there!

Third part: Magica talks about her life in this AU. She helps them search for the lamp. Rockerduck is also there doing evil things blahblah Scrooge gets the lamp and makes the wish to bring things back to normal. He and Mickey hug at one point it was cute lol And then he's back to normal, he and Magica talk about the AU that they both remember, then Goldie shows up and says the boys invited her so she decided to visit for Christmas.

In the Mickey comic there's also things happening with the Phantom Blot but I did not read it so I don't know the details SORRY

[primeministerofantarctica]

Okayy enough of that. Time for ducktales headcanons feat: the kids as college students* (*only two of them are in college)

Huey

double majoring in geography and history at calisota state

cracked her egg as a teenager

got a scholarship from the jr woodchucks, of which she is a lifelong member and local assistant troop leader

Dewey

got his private pilot license as soon as he legally could. and then his ged, under della's insistence

while the piloting gig is his main job, he's also a (aspiring) travel influencer/ vlogger

has tried starting a podcast at least six different times

Louie

majoring in business at the local community college while working at a coffee shop

is really good at talking to customers, not so anything that's harder than "pushing the espresso machine button". keeps dropping hints to the general manager that he should definitely get promoted.

his professors refuse to believe that scrooge "ay-earned-all-me-money-through-hard-work-what-do-you-need-college-for" isn't funding his tuition, but hey, who is he to deny some blatant favoritism when it suits him?

Webby

shush's #1 top field agent, often away dealing with threats both magical and mundane

has to go off the grid from time to time, but makes an effort to keep in touch with her family as much as she can

currently dating lena after an excruciatingly (for everyone else) long period of "we both like each other but we're also both incredibly oblivious idiots". they still have their friendship bracelets, ofc.

[ducktoonsfanart]

Birthday party for Donald, Daisy and Della Duck! - Happy Birthday Donald, Daisy and Della Duck - Ducktales 2017 - Duckverse June - Week 1 - My Version - Gift for my friends

I drew on June 7th. After a long time, I decided to draw again related to Ducktales 2017, even though I'm not a fan of that series, but as they say everyone deserves a second chance. Is not it? So I decided to draw related to the great jubilee that is being celebrated these days and of course the favorite modern series by many, so I decided to draw Donald Duck, Della Duck and Daisy Duck with their family in Ducktales 2017 format, of course in my style. Because I'm not a fan of Ducktales 2017 style which is really weird for me.

On June 7, 1940, Donald's classic short "Mr Duck Steps Out" was shown, featuring Daisy Duck for the first time. 9/6/1934 The Classic Short "The Wise Little Hen" was shown and Donald Duck appeared there for the first time. Donald Duck will become one of the main stars of not only Disney, but also cartoon films, comics and video games at all. Certainly there is no need to tell his history. Della Duck is first mentioned in the comic book Donald's Nephews, and then made her first appearance in the 1994 comic strip "The Empire Builder from Calisota" by Don Rosa, from The Life and Times of Scrooge McDuck. For the first time Della Duck appeared as a mother and adult woman and had a role in the Dutch comic "80 is Prachtig" from 2014, and she appears for the first time in animation in the Ducktales reboot. Also five years ago is the anniversary of the episode "What Ever Happened to Della Duck?!" where officially Della Duck got her role.

Well, since they are honored these days, and especially Donald Duck who is celebrating his 90th anniversary this year, I drew a birthday party where everyone celebrates their birthdays together. Donald, Daisy and Della Duck along with their family and their friends. Because what kind of birthday is it, without your closest ones. Yes, Donald is in the middle since he is definitely the main one, but he suffered a lot in that series so he definitely deserved the best. Finally, that Donald is happy after a long time and can finally rest. Yes, this is how I imagine the end of Ducktales 2017. And with him are his twin sister Della and his favorite love and girlfriend Daisy Duck. Yes, I also drew the characters as I like to imagine them in my Ducktales AU and Quack Pack reboot based on Ducktales 2017 as well as different outfits that would suit them quite well. Since I can't think of anything else, sorry, and I added Donald's nephews also wear caps and most of them wear jeans. Huey and Louie wear backwards hats. Yes, they are teenagers here too. :D And in front of Donald, of course, a birthday cake with cherries.

In addition to Donald, Daisy, and Della Duck, there are Donald's nephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie Duck, plus Phooey Duck and Kabooie or Kablooie Duck (Donald's fifth nephew, usually wearing brown clothing), Gosalyn Mallard (who is with Huey), Webby Vanderquack and Lena De Spell (Sabrewing, otherwise they are together), May and June Duck, Violet Sabrewing, Scrooge McDuck, Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera and Gandra Dee, Gladstone Gander, Fethry Duck, Drake Mallard, Launchpad McQuack, Gyro Gearloose (to draw alone how he smiles I didn't think I'd ever do this), Boyd Beaks-Gearloose and Bentina Beakley. And everyone together celebrates the important birthdays of the most important Ducktales characters. Adults and children together. Happy birthday to you Donald, Daisy and Della Duck!

If you are interested in more about these outfits, check out this drawing here: https://ducktoonsfanart.tumblr.com/post/742447670629744640/quack-pack-week-quack-pack-original-vs-quack

Also, check out other Donald, Daisy and Della Duck birthday parties (adults and kids): https://ducktoonsfanart.tumblr.com/post/751985132490113024/donald-duck-della-duck-daisy-duck-gus-goose-and https://ducktoonsfanart.tumblr.com/post/751983235321430016/huey-dewey-and-louie-ducks-plus-phooey

Feel free to like and reblog, if you like this drawing and this version of the Ducktales characters, please also don't use the same versions without mentioning me. Thank you! Happy Birthday Donald, Daisy and Della Duck once again!

I also did this related to Duckverse June, so I'm dedicating this drawing as a gift to @tokuvivor , @secret-tester and @queer-in-a-cornfield . I also dedicate my gift to my friend from Discord, for @puffyducks @puffywuffy8904 who celebrated his birthday a month ago, and I wish him a happy birthday and sorry for the delay! Also, this is a gift for my friend @boingodigitalart, as well as for all of you who are fans of Ducktales 2017.

[memelordotherblog]

Nobody

Nobody

Nobody at all

Pete in goof troop: Fuck you, Spoonervilie! If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Pete's cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Pete's, you can kiss the ground!

It's my belief that you're such a stupid idoit you'll fall for this! Guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly nose! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly nose!

Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We'll scam her! That's right, we'll scam your wife!

Because at Big Pete's Cars, you're screwed over six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Big Pete Cars, home of challenge football! That's right, challenge football!

How does it work? If you can throw a football air straight up and not get hit, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't mess with us, or we'll rip your eyes out!

Only at Big Pete's Cars, the only dealer that tells you to screw off!

Hurry up, idoit! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or your dead!

Go to hell! Big Pete Cars: Spoonervile's filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of guns in the state of Calisota! Guaranteed!

[frc-ambaradan]

Ok... headcanon:

Howard Rockerduck's been Governor of Calisota for a time.

I always liked to think the Rockerduck family's been involved in politics somehow and being Howard the most influential duck in Calisota it makes sense he may have been governor. We know nothing of Calisota governors, only some quick mentions here and there, and Duckburg's supposed to be the capital of Calisota... shouldn't there be an official residence of the governor or something? 🤷 Anyway...

Howard actually died in a plane crash as he was heading to Mouseton (?) for... reasons (?). He and the pilot died on impact in the outskirts of Quacktown right after takeoff. Grandma Ducks does remember hearing the distant blast of the crash.

Their death's been classified as suspicious since there are some evidence that suggest the presence of a bomb aboard. John always rejected any speculation of foul play and refuses to talk about it. He's firmly convinced it was, in fact, an incident despite many suggesting otherwise. (He just can't accept his father's been murdered).

Also, John was quite young when this happened and this is not really my headcanon here: it's very likely Howard died when John was still in his early twenties. In I denari del giovane Rockerduck (2023) it is hinted that Howard wasn't feeling well at all when John attended university and straight up told John he was gonna inherit everything very soon, so it is safe to assume he died shortly after John graduated (plane crash or not).

As Governor of Calisota Howard had made many enemies, one of which was Flitheart Glomgold (maybe he tried to limit some of Glomgold's industrial plan in Calisota by devoting part of the State's budget to other priorities?) but no irrefutable evidence of his involvement or of any sign of highjacking of the plane has ever been found. Also, Scrooge McDuck may know something? Maybe? 🤐

The death of Howard Rockerduck still remains one of Duckburg's greatest mistery.

[puffyducks]

DCRC Week #26

Alright folks today we're reading PKNA #21: Tyrannic!!! and um totally unrelated question but do you guys remember the Pangea Project?

Shoutout to the PBI for inviting PK for a meeting and not telling a single one of their security guards that he would be showing up, it really demonstrates the efforts of a highly efficient organization that DEFINITELY knows how to communicate with itself and can be trusted with our public safety!

babygirl

you guys he is so SMALL I can't get over it

Oh don't worry pal, I have READ Earthquake (this is the part where the camera cuts to me holding a big foam finger and wearing an oversized t-shirt that says "#1 PKNA #4 Earthquake fan")

lol he is SO fucking grumpy that they wanted Uno, I can't help but giggle

Seriously Uno we REALLY need to have a talk about how to cheer people up cause this is not it 😭

Donald I'm sorry that you're feeling insecure over losing to the most highly advanced and intelligent piece of technology ever created but also you were fighting a losing battle to begin with

am I supposed to take this guy seriously cause he has a fuckin rat tail at the back of his head

"just a scientific project" come on bro be fr 😭 you were going to obliterate millions of people

PANGEA PROJECT WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY!!! ROUND 2 THE WEST COAST WILL FALL!!! 💯🔥

I gotta say "Frostville" is like. The least menacing name I could think of for an evil enemy base. It sounds like a quaint little winter village not the place where we plot to make the west sink underwater.

Also-- did I miss the part where PK told the PBI about Uno being an AI? Cause I know he usually tries to keep it a secret but at this point I have a hard time keeping track of who knows what about Uno existing

he might be stupit

WEREN'T YOU JUST COMPLAINING EARLIER THAT THEY WANTED UNO'S HELP INSTEAD OF YOURS??? Careful what you wish for kids now his ass is getting sent to the arctic

Love that Donald doesn't even have a mask anymore in this uniform he's just wearing like... blue eyeliner

Ok how does Fairfax ALSO know about Uno I swear to god there was no reason for him to figure that out

YEAHHHHHHHHH wait I mean NOOOOOOOOOOO

How does bro STILL think he's doing a good thing here, did he miss the part where the super evil government of evil bad people pulled up like "hey we like your research because it is evil and bad"?? He's still just here like yayy I'm gonna save the planet :) NO YOU'RE NOT

hey is that a guy frozen in an iceberg on the right there or-

What is his problem why does he have so much beef with California? I mean Calisota.

No yeah literally what reason did they have to let him go they were trying to shoot him in the face like 3 minutes ago

OKAY WAIT that's cute this ending is cute. And I guess we're just fully okay with the PBI knowing Uno exists and now having a photo of his face in their records...

Would you guys hate me if I skipped reading the Burton La Valle bonus comic this week cause god. I do not care about Burton La Valle 😭 I tried to be strong I'm sorry but also I don't think anyone else cares either so... nothing of value was lost. Bring back Trip.

ANYWAYS I like this comic! And it might be entirely because I really like Earthquake and this is just a sequel to that story but STILL!!! I will say that I feel that Fairfax gets pretty watered down here (and for the rest of the series) and he's never quite as interesting as he was in Earthquake when he was convinced he was working for the greater good. Like yeah, in this story he still sort of thinks he's doing the right thing, but he's also just fully given in to being a bad guy. We lose some of the nuance he had before but I do like seeing him again. I don't really care about Belgravia but I do think it's funny that one of PK's enemies is just An Entire Country.

And hey now that I think about it, isn't it kinda funny that this story is about a submarine named Tyrannic that starts rapidly sinking underwater and losing pressure? Y'know it calls to mind a certain other recently famous submarine that might've had a really similar sounding name... maybe something to do with that giant boat that famously sunk y'know like maybe li-

[queer-in-a-cornfield]

Tossing this bundle of silliness here for now until I can come up with a name for it and put it on ao3

“Aaaaand… Eureka!” Donnie exclaims as he finishes the final touches on his newest project. However, as he pushes away from his desk in his chair, he leans back too far and accidentally falls backwards.

Hearing the clatter, Raph rushes to the lab to check on him.

“Donnie, you okay? Raph heard a commotion!” Raph asks as he knocks on the lab’s doors.

Donnie untangles himself from the chair and remotely opens the door.

“I’m alright Raphala. I finally finished my prototype for accessing alternate dimensions, and I got excited and fell over, that’s all,” He explains as Raph enters and closes the door behind him.

Suddenly one of Leo’s portals appears just in front of the closed doors.

“What’s this I hear about alternate dimensions?” He asks, smirking at the annoyed look on his twin’s face.

Ignoring Leo’s teasing, Donnie explains, “I’ve created this device that should allow its users to visit alternate dimensions in my quest to determine if there have been other versions of us running around, or otherwise where those photos I found came from. However, I haven’t been able to test it yet.”

“Ooh, can I test it?” Leo and Raph both ask simultaneously.

“Well, I don’t see why you guys can’t both test it out for me,” Donnie answers. “Let me quickly check my settings, and you guys go stand over there. Away from the chemicals in case anything goes wrong.”

Raph and Leo oblige as Donnie mutters to himself while checking over his inputs.

“Okay boys, make sure to let me know what you see!” Donnie exclaims before pointing the device at his brothers.

He clicks a button on the device and a bright flash of light appears, startling them all and causing Donnie to drop the device and be briefly blinded.

As his vision returns, he scrambles to find his device, hoping it wasn’t damaged, though it unfortunately seemed that some of the buttons had indeed broken and needed to be repaired for it to function properly again.

He looks up with his vision back to normal and sees his brothers still standing there.

“Well, at least you guys didn’t get stranded in a whole separate dimension without a plan, but unfortunately the test failed,” Donnie explains. However, Raph’s response is rather unexpected.

“What- what happened? Where am I?” he asks, sounding confused and almost groggy.

Similarly, Leo blinks as though he’d suddenly woken up and asks, “What’s going on? Why is my skin green?”

“Fascinating…” Donnie thinks. “What happened to them?”

Suddenly Leo startles and asks again, much more scared, “Wait- WHY AM I GREEN?”

Raph looks down and his eyes quickly widen in surprise as well.

“What happened to my feathers? Or my clothes? Why am I actually tall?? Is this a dream? Why do I sound like this?” he anxiously questions, frantically looking around the room.

“Gentlemen, could either of you explain what exactly happened to you?” Donnie interjects.

Both Raph and Leo’s heads snap to look straight at Donnie.

“And who exactly are you?” Leo asks.

“Uh, I’m Donatello…, your brother.”

Receiving quizzical looks from both brothers, Donnie begins to figure out what might’ve actually happened.

“Okay, can you guys tell me your names?” He requests.

Leo glances at Raph, and Raph nods slightly in return.

“Dewey,” answers Leo.

“Huey,” answers Raph.

“Okay, so that’s not actually Leo and Raph. Good to know,” Donnie notes.

“Okay. R- Huey, can you explain what happened to you guys and where you came from? I need to figure out how to get you two home.”

“Well, we’re from Duckburg, Calisota, and we were getting ready to go to bed for the night when suddenly we blacked out and then came to here.”

“Calisota, you said? That’s definitely an alternate dimension. We have Minnesota and California here, but no Calisota. And no Duckburg either.”

“Weird,” Dewey responds.

“So, what I think happened was that rather than having built a device to visit alternate dimensions, I’ve actually made some sort of bodyswap machine that brought you two here. And I would bet that my brothers, Raph and Leo, and inhabiting your bodies right now as well,” Donnie explains.

“Well, that would certainly explain what’s going on with-“ Huey pauses and clears his throat. “Sorry, I’m not used to my voice sounding… like this.”

“Well my voice sounds Dew-riffic!” Dewey interjects, smirking very similarly to Leo. Both Huey and Donnie roll their eyes.

“Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, what’s this guy’s name again?” Dewey continues, gesturing at the body he’s inside.

“You’re Leo, and Huey is Raph,” Donnie supplies.

“Leo… hmm…” Dewey wonders, trying to think up a pun. “I got nothing.”

“Anyway,” Huey interjects, trying to steer the conversation back to where it was before. “That explanation would certainly explain what we’re doing here. But how do we get out? Cause, no offense to you, I do not want to be a turtle, even if Dewey might not mind.”

“Hey, the shell and stripes are cool, but I do miss having feathers… and clothes,” Dewey adds.

“No offense taken, don’t worry. It should be a relatively simple process to get you guys swapped back, but I’ll need some time to repair the device I made that brought you here,” Donnie explains. “No one else is home except for Dad, who’s no doubt passed out on the couch, so feel free to explore the lair while you wait. I can have Shelldon help you guys with anything you need as well.”

“Shelldon?” Dewey asks.

“He’s a robot I built that’s also kind of my son,” Donnie replies, confusing him even more.

Suddenly, Shelldon wakes up from sleep mode and flies over behind Donnie, startling Huey and Dewey.

“I heard you talking about me, Dad!” Shelldon exclaims. Noticing Huey and Dewey, he nods, “Hey, Raph, Hey, Leo.”

“Quick update, I accidentally bodyswapped Raph and Leo for these two duck kids named Huey and Dewey. Help them out if they need anything while I fix this up so they can go home,” Donnie explains.

“Got it,” Shelldon replies.

“Now, if you three will excuse me, I have some work to do,” Donnie says, opening the lab’s doors to the rest of the lair.

“Wait! How long do you think it’ll take you to fix it?” Huey inquires.

Donnie thinks for a moment, then answers, “Well, it could be a bit. Potentially overnight, so you guys might want to get some sleep.”

“Oh,” Huey responds somewhat dejectedly. “Shelldon? Can you show us where Raph and Leo’s beds are, then?” he asks.

“Sure, dudes,” he responds before zipping in front of them and down the hall to lead the way.

The lab doors close behind them as they follow Shelldon, and Dewey pipes up.

“Well, at least we were going to sleep at home anyway, so this might be good for us to sleep.”

“Yeah,” Huey agrees. “I mostly was just hoping I could get out of this body sooner rather than later.”

The pair stop behind Shelldon, and realizing that Raph and Leo had their own rooms, bid each other an awkward goodnight before splitting up.

Huey, walking into Raph’s room, sits on the bed for a minute taking everything that’s just happened in. This whole place is so different, he’s so different. It’s very strange, to say the least. Looking in a mirror, rather than seeing his rounded, feathery face, he sees a bandana-laden turtle’s face looking back at him.

Suddenly he hears a knock on the door, and Dewey enters, being clad in a shell and plastron, with green skin and pink and yellow markings, but also a bright blue unicorn onesie.

Huey chuckles, “Where did you find that?”

“I dunno, it was just in his closet,” Dewey answers nonchalantly. “Being practically naked like that felt weird, so I just started looking around and found it.”

“It is really awkward, even though they don’t seem to care,” Huey agrees, getting up to look at what clothing Raph had to offer. He quickly finds Raph’s own onesie and steps into it.

Dewey has laid himself down in the bed and Huey lays back down next to him. They’re both silent for a moment.

“I don’t like being someone else,” Huey says.

“Yeah. It’s weird,” Dewey agrees.

The pair cuddle together in silence and soon fall asleep.

Several hours later they find themselves awoken by the flash of a phone camera and see Donnie standing over them with his phone.

“What’re you doing?” Huey sleepily rumbles.

“Oh, don’t mind me, just collecting blackmail on my brothers,” Donnie explains. “Well, you two aren’t my brothers, but… you know what I mean.”

“No, yeah, that’s completely understandable,” Dewey concurs.

Putting his phone back away, Donnie informs them, “Anyway, I just got the device working again, so you guys are good to go home.”

Huey and Dewey’s faces instantly light up and they both jump up and quickly follow Donnie back to his lab.

The pair reenter the lab and end up standing in almost the exact same positions as they were in just before this whole mess began. Though this time Donnie makes sure to shield his eyes.

“Well, gentleducks, it’s been great to meet you, but it’s about time you two head home and I get my brothers back,” Donnie says.

“Thanks for helping us so fast. I don’t know how long I could’ve handled having this huge shell on my back,” Huey replies.

“I think it would be kinda cool for adventuring, but yeah, I’m ready to go too,” Dewey agrees.

Donnie aims the device at the two of them and counts down “Here we go, in 3… 2… 1…”

A bright light flashes, and when Donnie reopens his eyes, he sees Raph and Leo looking very disoriented.

“Welcome back, bros,” Donnie exclaims.

Sounding groggy, Raph asks, “What just happened?”

“And why are we in our pajamas?” Leo adds.

Raph looks down, then teases, “Guess who’s completely covered now, Leo.”

Donnie looks at his brothers confused, then shrugs and asks, “Are you two familiar with bodyswap episodes?”

——————

With the arrival of nighttime to McDuck Manor, Huey, Dewey, and Louie were getting ready for bed. Huey and Dewey were both brushing their teeth while Louie was in the closet changing.

Suddenly, Huey and Dewey both blacked out for a split second, and came to with Raph and Leo in their bodies. They continue brushing their teeth as though nothing had happened for a moment before processing that something had in fact happened.

“Uhh… Leo? Where the heck are we?” Raph asks. “And why do I sound like that?”

“You think I know?” Leo replies.

Suddenly, they see Louie standing behind them in the mirror and staring at them.

“I’m not really sure what just happened here, but I also don’t have the energy to do anything about it soooo… good night,” he deadpans before turning around and getting in bed.

Raph and Leo turn and look at each other before Leo says, “Honestly, going to bed doesn’t sound too bad right now.”

“Yeah,” Raph agrees. “I wish I had more than just this sweater though.”

“Sucks to suck, my whole body is covered,” Leo teases before climbing up to the blue bunk as though this was completely normal.

“Shut up, Leo,” Raph says, climbing up after him.

“Shut up both of you, some of us are trying to sleep,” Louie grumbles from below them.

Raph and Leo shrug at each other before quietly settling in, electing to simply ignore the insanity of all this.

[yourpalmickeymouse]

Howdy Mickey!

How'd you come across Donald and Goofy?

Y'know, your two best friends, I mean you have a lotta best friends but they're the best of the best!

Howdy hatred-n-hav0c,

You're definitely right that Donald and Goofy are my best of best friends. Whenever we're together, I feel like I'm part of an unstoppable team. I couldn't have asked for better pals.

I actually met Donald when I was a part of the Junior Woodchucks when I was much younger. There was a regional summer camp-off where Junior Woodchucks from all around Calisota would meet. They had us split into groups of two, as sort of a buddy system, and guess who I was paired up with... Not Donald. It was another kid actually. But he ended up getting sick and had to go home early. So I was then paired with the only kid without a buddy, Donald.

We initially didn't get along as we butted heads and pulled some pretty nasty pranks on each other. We were both kinda troublemakers 😈 if you could believe it ha ha. But when the Official Junior Woodchuck End of Camp Competition rolled up as well as some potential sightings of Bigfoot, we learned to put aside our differences and work together... We didn't win or even see Bigfoot. But I think we got something even more valuable 😉. After that, we found that we actually had a lot of similar interests, like cameras and fishing. And we've been friends ever since, writin' letters to each other or even visitin' each other's hometowns.

I know some people like to give Donald flak for his temper or his bad luck. But he's one of the bravest most hardworkin' people I know. I believe a lot of his rage comes from the fact that he cares so much and wants life to be fair not just for him, but for everyone.

As for Goofy, I actually met him a little bit later. Or at least I think I did. Goofy is a little bit older than us, so while we were teens, he was a young adult just startin' in life. He actually worked as a janitor at the high school and college I went to. To be honest, a lot of people saw Goofy as well... goofy and didn't give him the time of day. But that never really discouraged him as he was always confident in who he was and was friendly with everyone he met.

Unfortunately, I hate to admit I was kinda in that crowd who didn't really see much in him😓. What could I say, I was a teen just followin' the crowd. But one day I was down in the dumps at school and you wanna know who came to comfort me. It was Goofy. It was at that moment that I found how truly wise, kind, and dependable he was. He just knew exactly what to say and was even willin' to drop everything and help me out with the problem. After that, I started to treat him differently and we quickly became close friends. I even help him babysit Max when he came into the picture 😊.

Honestly Goofy is a friend I really need at times. Whenever an issue seems too complex to handle, he somehow can find the simplest solution where you wouldn't even think to look. He also has such a huge heart and is willin' to do anything to support anyone in need.

[okaystoptellingmetomakeanaccount]

In the next Marvel/Disney crossover, Donald should be Captain America/Calisota after taking the Super Snooper serum.

Scrooge should be either Iron Man or War Machine by making his armor a minature version of the Bin's defenses (calling himself either the Bin Man (like Tin Man), or Bin Machine).

Goofy should be Doctor Strange, because strange is a bit similar to the word goofy and it's pretty funny to imagine Goofy as a doctor.

And finally, Madame XXX (or whatever her real name was) should be Nick Fury or Black Widow.

Suggesting that Madame XXX should have a role in any capacity is the most Barks-centric thing you’ve done this week