#caitpatmosh

[skateironicallycantskate]

“was this a mistake? us being friends I mean?”

“maybe it was”

[giggly-squiggily]

*hops onto your back to whisper tenderly into your ear*

obanai trained kaburamaru to do sneak attacks on the other hashira during tickle fights and sanemi falls victim to these sneake attacks (see what i did there) all the time because be won't button his fucking shirt so kaburamaru can just easily slither in and do his thing

*gives you a kiss on the head to apologize for swearing in your divine presence and uses your shoulders as a starting ramp to jump away like a frog*

*face plants the mud upon frog jump WHAT- 🤨 Hmm…I’ll allow it 🥰

BQNSNNWNSNS HELP! He does it to Sanemi All. The. Time. Especially when said Wind Hashira is being #Extra and it’s giving him a headache. Originally he did it to Tengen cause he’s a little shit but after he realized just how much of an effective tickle tactic it is on Sanemi he turns all his attention onto him!

Like- Obanai’s in the tree for “safety reasons” watching Sanemi and Tengen team up on people (Rengoku and Giyu to be exact) and he’s just snickering along with it until he sees Sanemi turn his attention to Mitsuri. Will Sanemi get her next? Not likely- she’ll have him destroyed in minutes- but Obanai’s like: “Oh no!” And releases Kaburamaru onto him all sneaky like “Go, do your thing…”

Sanemi’s all “Get ready to di-ehehehehhehahahahah! Nohohoho gehehehet ouhuhuhout!” His intimidation completely disappears as he falls over, trying and failing to catch the little bugger while Tengen laughs at him from five feet away cause he’s not getting near that thing. Giyu’s half dead on the floor and Mitsuri’s all heart eyes over the whole affair cause of course she is whsnwnsnwn

Honorable mentions to Kaburamaru wrapping around Shinobu’s shoulders and nuzzling her ears and neck when she’s overworking herself (yes I know she doesn’t like animals but like- if they have fur she doesn’t vibe. Snakes are fine.) And Rengoku cause the man is a walking furnace and snakes vibe with that I think, so if Kaburamaru isn’t with Obanai and Rengoku’s particularly giggly that’s where he is.

*watches you leap away with little shinobu claps* There she goes! :D

[toxic-potions-productions]

After Kokushibo's protective outburst about Gary, the rest of the Uppermoons were left to decide how they can work around Nakime's list. But, Astarte is acting weird after seeing him so brash (Implied Astarshibo)

(Original is in the cut!)

In all honesty, I can't even blame her. I would probably be the same way

I love how Akaza is Astarshibo's hater while Douma is the shipper XDD

Here's the original tik tok if you want context

[uhohmybad]

From my tiktok :3 Go give caitpatmosh a follow she deserves it ❤️

[strabeykurage]

nice boobs btw

[xxlady-lunaxx]

You know what.

Give me SaneMitsu where they wear each other's uniforms. For fun.

WAITT HQVE YOU SEEN THE CAITPATMOSH(?) TT VID WHERE THEY GOT THEIR UNIFORMS MIXED UP LMAOO anyway at your service 🫡

Sanemi didn’t know how they had gotten to this point. Nor did he know how he’d been convinced to come to a fucking Hashira meeting in these clothes. All he knew was that this was very air restricting and the heat in his face wasn’t just from lack of breathing room. And that he desperately wanted to punch Tengen right in his stupid smug look. He could only be glad that Gyomei and Kagaya couldn’t see him here in Mitsuri’s uniform. He couldn’t even feel slightly better at the fact that Mitsuri was wearing his uniform because she got to wear pants. She’d also been able to snag the white undershirt for the uniform because Sanemi’s top was a bit loose and more revealing than her own, in terms of her cleavage.

And there she was, strutting about quite comfortably in her baggy clothing, looking on the verge of laughter whenever she glanced at Sanemi. In fact, even Giyuu looked to be struggling, cheeks slightly flushed as he averted his eyes to avoid breaking into a smile. Fucking infuriating. At least, he thought, Mitsuri had agreed to change before their missions. It wouldn’t be ideal for them to fight in clothing definitely not suited for them. Especially since this stupid fucking skirt kept riding up Sanemi’s legs—much too short. He didn’t understand why some of the women in the corps could wear skirts while fighting. It didn’t seem to provide much protection. And the fact that Maeda—that disgusting bastard—definitely had his priorities. Corps member’s safety be damned, in his eyes. The glasses were not helping.

It really didn’t help that Obanai was avoiding Sanemi now, telling him that he’d talk to him after he changed. Saying he didn’t want to see anything in case the wind—fuck that bastard—picked up. Stupid, shitty uniform. He should really file in something to have a new uniform made for Mitsuri. Both for her protection and his own pride.

The only thing that pacified him—just slightly—was the sight of Mitsuri looking practically swamped in his uniform. She looked comfortable, much unlike Sanemi, but at least she seemed to be enjoying herself. And giggling whenever she glanced at Sanemi. He’d kiss those smiles silly off her when the meeting ended. God fucking save him.

idk what im doing i had no ideas so its js sanemi cursing at the uniform

[flipmortis]

POV: you watched a caitpatmosh skit where she characterizes you being attracted to Muzan.

[wildwinterlunas]

A little OG Blackwatch prompt based off of a demon slayer skit on Tictok made by caitpatmosh, why? Cause it gives the vibes and cause I can. Also Gerard x Widow needs more love that isn't sad angst cause I know damn well they were cute as fuck-

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Cassidy: Phone, wallet, keys, gun, right, we all ready to head out? Reyes: Yep Angela: I got my travel mug so yeah Cassidy: Do you really need that? Angela: Do you want me to be awake during this meeting? Yes I fucking need it. Gerard: Just give us a sec ok? Amelie is still on the phone Amelie: No seriously my allergies are killing me this year, like I've had recitals that weren't this bad! Angela: Are you kidding me right now? Reyes: Why is she even here? Angela: Exactly, we have a Blackwatch meeting! Aren't you all supposed to be discrete? Cassidy: Just keep sipping your bottle Miss Insomniac Gerard: *quietly* Um excuse me, Amelie? Reyes: *snorts* Angela: The hell was that? Cassidy: *mockingly* Excuse me, Amelie? Gerard: Shut up! Amelie: Excuse me, one sec. Yeah Ra-ra? Gerard: *stutters* uh- Angela: Can we go now? Gerard: ZIP- I, uh, we're ready to go when you are! Amelie: Ok, I'll just be a sec, thank you Ra-ra~ Gerard: *more stuttering* It's no problem- Cassidy: *cough* Simp *cough* Amelie: Hum? Oh, no one, that was just my friend! Gerard: *chokes* Reyes: *gasps* Cassidy: Oh shit- Amelie: No, not boyfriend, a friend! Angela: Oh fuck Gerard: *starts to die* Reyes: It's ok, it's ok, maybe she's talking about me? Cassidy: Why would she be talking about you?! Reyes: I don't know, I'm trying to help! Amelie: Oh, my friend? His name is Gerard! Gerard: *starts to loose his breath* Angela: Lacroix, breath! Cassidy: *snaps his fingers* Gerard look at me, how many fingers?! Amelie: Oh really? I've never mentioned him? Gerard: *clutches his chest in pain* Cassidy: Oh shit- Angela: Easy, EASY! Amelie: Huh I guess I've literally never mentioned him! Gerard: *collapses* Angela: He's going down! Reyes: No! Cassidy: Hey, hey, stay with me dude! Stay with me! Reyes: He needs mouth to mouth! Angela: God damn it why does this always happen, MOVE!

[twisted-dork]

Buddie incorrect quotes #1 Ring Ring

This idea came from @Caitpatmosh from TikTok

*At the grant/nash house athena took the kids out*

Chimney: Hey Buck do you still have that movie I lent to you

Buck: I think so. Where did I put it

*Buck unknowingly showed the ring he was wearing on his hand*

*Chimney Gasp*

Buck: What?

*Chimney excited mode*: Oh my god Oh my god it finally happened . DID IT FINALLY HAPPEN

Buck: Did what happen?

Chi: Yes Maddie and Hen owes me 50 bucks. GUYS GET IN HERE

Bobby : What’s wrong?

Maddie: What happened Chim?

Hen: What is going on over here?

*Chimney points to Buck’s hand*: Look. At. His. Hand.

*Everone sees the ring and gasp*

Maddie: Shut. Up

Bobby: Oh Buck

Hen *Frustrated that she lost the bet*: Oh for Goodness sakes

Maddie: Damn it Ev. You couldn’t have waited another year.

Maddie: I mean I’m happy for you but now I owe Chim 50 bucks

Buck *realizes what they think happened*: Oh this. This is not—

Chimney: Okay so obviously I’m the wedding planner

Hen: God help us all

Chimney: Hey keep sassing and you’re going to be flower girl

Bobby: Buck you have always been like another son to me

Buck: Guys this is sweet but there’s a misunderstanding

*Eddie comes over*

Eddie: What is all the commotion over here

Hen: Dude run

Eddie: What?

Bobby: EDDIE

Chimney: There’s the lucky dog *punches Eddie shoulder*

Eddie: Ow. What the hell

Buck: Sorry Ed’s I’m trying to explain

Chimney: Okay okay. Let me get out my emergency party planner

Hen: You carry an emergency party planner

Chimney: KAREN

Karen: How can I be of service

Chimney: Hey you’re still ordained right

Eddie: Ordained

Karen: Are you and Maddie finally getting married

Chimney: Ha ha I wish. No this is for Buck and Eddie

Eddie: Wait WHAT

Chimney: Are you in or out

Karen: Yes I look forward to it

Maddie: So how did you do it? Where did you do it? Did he cry? Did you cry

Bobby: I’m crying right now

Hen: I think we could tell

Eddie: Uh hello. What the hell is going on

Maddie: Wait who’s going to walk Ev down the aisle

Bobby: I will do it

Buck: Really

Bobby: It would be the single greatest honor of my life

Buck: Oh my god I’m going to cry

Eddie: I think we’re getting carried away here

Chimney: Next Eddie you gotta pick your best man

Hen: This is ridiculous

Eddie: Yeah none of you are gonna be my best man

Hen: You wouldn’t pick me as your best (wo)man

Eddie: Ay Dios Mío

Taylor: Hey guys can I help with the wedding too

Eddie: Noo!

Chimney: Sure you can be the ring bearer

Hen: That is way too much responsibility for her

Chimney: Oh yeah your right. You can be the usher

Maddie: That still may be too much

Buck: You guys this is so sweet but there’s not going to be a wedding

Chimney: Evan "Buck" Buckley. I will die from a rod to the head before you get married in a courthouse

Maddie: And I’ll be damned if I’m not the best woman

Bobby: I will walk you down any aisle Buck

Eddie: We are not engaged

*Everyone shocked pikachu face*

Chimney: What?

Buck: Yeah

Karen: I’m confused

Chimney: Where’d you get that huge ass ring

Buck: It’s from one of Jee’s bath bomb that has Jewelry in it.

Buck: *shows the ring* It’s pretty right

*Everyone glares at Eddie*

Bobby: So you didn’t propose

Eddie: Nooo

Chimney: Well when the hell are you proposing man

Eddie: W-Uh I mean uh

Eddie: What’s that Chris you need me I’ll be right there

*Hen who knew all along*: Jesus Christ

[madwomansapologist]

Hii, I hope you're doing okay

I saw your requests were open and you recently posted that one of the fandoms you will write for is demon slayer, so I am here to request an ask with tanjiro (sorry if you don't understand, English isn't my first language) (and sorry it's so long😭)

Imagine Tanjiro having a crush on reader who is his friend from a year before the his family went to the other end and nezuko became a demon, and so the reader became a demon slayer with Tanjiro (she didn't train under someone in specific, more like, she observed others train and just developed kinda her own training), and became a hashira like a month or two after becoming a demon slayer

And I watched a video from a creator (I don't remember the name, if you want to I'll send their name on tiktok when I'll find it) which was a skit of the hashiras arguing about who is Tanjiro's favorite hashira and then calling Tanjiro over and asking him who's his favorite was and Tanjiro just not knowing what exactly to say😭 I loved it, but imagine reader in that situation. She's like "Maybe mitsuri or giyuu is Tanjiro's favorite" And those two are like 🥰 but then tengen (or someone else, idk) asks "why don't you think it's you?" And she's like "Well, I knew him much before becoming a hashira, which is why I think that before counting me as a hashira or a superior in rank, he thinks of me as a friend, which wouldn't be fair in this discussion" and Tanjiro was listening to the whole discussion from some corner and tries to walk away, but then tengen calls him over to ask that question "who's your favorite hashira?" and he just does not know what to do

Anyway, it's okay if you don't want to write it and if you do write it, take your time. Hope your day is okay!

i am so happy about your request, thank you so! also english isn't my first language too, so if you made any mistakes i also couldn't notice them!

ok i might be wrong but i think you're talking about Caitpatmosh. if not, check her content because she make the best videos ever. i swear!

about you request: ok it more like an inspiration for something than exactly you asked for. i just started thinking about how it would feel like to be tanjiro's friend during the start of his story and this kinda of wrote itself. it just happened.

there ya go! hope you like it still, even if is not what you asked for.

[anonymeqaupdates]

What about Ruggie? He's the one closest to Jamil the most and the one who avoids the djinn situation hearing him killed Kalim seems shocking.

Oh he went full circle on that one.

Jamil : So, why haven’t said anything yet about what happened?

Ruggie : Oh it’s just because I’m done with your BS.

Jamil : You’re done?

Ruggie : Yeah, I’m not going to freak out over every crazy thing that goes on here or near you anymore. Because if I do I’m going to end up like you, a miserable neurotic mess. But I don’t have to be like you, I’m dating an handsome rich jerk and unlike you I don’t have a problem assuming my gold digger status. My life is pretty good right now and I won’t let you drag me down with your problems. So when you feel like joining me in living the good life, rang me up. I’ll help you get you head out of your arse and get yourself your rich man.

Jamil : … How did I get here?

Ruggie : I pretty sure you walked.

Jamil : I MEANT IN LIFE!

(Last but was taken from a Demon Slayer TikTok skit by Caitpatmosh)

[strawhatboy]

wait i lied I got a new hyperfixation and it’s caitpatmosh, the funniest person alive

[giggly-squiggily]

i don't know if you know her but on tiktok there's a girl who does demon slayer sketches (i think her @ is caitpatmosh?) and she has a sketch about tengen obanai sanemi and shinobu debating whose breathing style is the dumbest. and sanemi's like "oh yeah what's sound breathing anyway?? whistling?? snoring??" and the first time i misread the subtitles as "snorting" and i thought about sanemi tickling tengen until he snorts and teasing him about his "new sound breathing technique"

OH I LOVE HER! 🥰🥰🥰 Her skits make me laugh so much whsnnwnsns 🥰

NQNSNWNS WAIT THAT’S GOLD- Tengen’s got a pug snort and it only comes out if you go for the sides of his stomach/belly button. Sanemi discovers this by complete accident and he is THRIVING 😈😈😈

“New breathing technique? Wow, this one’s REALLY gonna kill those demons! Come on- don’t be shy; show it off, Tengen! You’re flashy right? Why suddenly quiet?” Sure, he’s setting himself for utter destruction when Tengen gets him back, but it’s worth it at the time 😈🤣

Thanks you for sharing! 🥰🥰🥰

[toxic-potions-productions]

Friendly wager (Sengoku era demon slayer) (Source: Caitpatmosh, obviously)

Zakiko: HAYATE, HAYATE!!

Michikatsu: !!! Aah, God! What is it, Zakiko?!

Zakiko: Ohh, sorry, wrong grumpy guy.

Michikatsu: How could you possibly mistake us?

Zakiko: Have you seen Takeshi? I need him immediately.

Takeshi: What do you want, Shibata?

Zakiko: HEY-- Hey, *Ahem!* Hey. Hey, man. Bruh. Fam. What's up?

Takeshi: The hell is your problem?

Michikatsu: Maybe all that energy finally gave her an aneurysm.

Takeshi: Yeah, I hope so.

Zakiko: Okay, so if there's one thing I know about you, is that you are a betting man.

Michikatsu: That's the only thing you know about him?

Takeshi: Wind hashira? Sake lover? Makes a bomb ass Nikujaga?

Zakiko: Yeah, yeah. How'd you like to make a little wager?

Takeshi: ......I'm listening.

Zakiko: I bet you 15,436 yen ($100 USD) you can't go the entire day without making fun of Himeno.

Takeshi: I'm done listening.

Michikatsu: You must be joking.

Zakiko: Michi, you want in on this, too?

Michikatsu: Mmmmmm, pass.

Takeshi: Yeah, no way. I know myself too well.

Zakiko: Okay, how about 30,872 ($200 USD)?

Takeshi: Nope, still not good enough.

Michikatsu: (Yeah, I'd probably pay that much to make fun of him.)

Zakiko: 77,180 yen ($500 USD)!

Takeshi: !!!!.............You serious?

Zakiko: Dead serious. If you can go 24 hours without making fun of Himeno, either of you, I will give you each 77,180 yen.

Michikatsu: ......Seriously?

Zakiko: But, if you can't do it, you each have to pay ME 77,180 yen. Hell, I'll even call it 12 hours!

Michikatsu: ...............Uh, I could probably do that. Takeshi: I mean, worse case, we can just avoid him all day. Michikatsu: That's pretty much what you do, anyway, though.

Takeshi: Okay, pinky, you got a deal.

Zakiko: YEEESS!! Hey, Kamanari!

Himeno: *Coming over with a grown out goatee & small mustache* Oh! Hey, guys! What's up?

Takeshi: *Jaw dropped*

Michikatsu: !!! Ohh, my God....... O_O"

Himeno: Sorry, I thought I heard someone say my surname.

Zakiko: Why, Himeno! What is this flashy mane I see?

Himeno: Ohh, this? I was just trying something new. You like it? ^w^

Takeshi: *Speechless*

Zakiko: Like it? I didn't even recognize you! You handsome devil.

Himeno: Thanks, Zakiko! I tried showing Yusuke & Enjuro, but I think they had just shared a funny joke cuz they couldn't stop laughing.

Takeshi: *Struggling to keep himself together*

Michikatsu: Goodness gracious, Kamanari. I hate to say it, but you look like-

Zakiko: Like a what, Michikatsu? :3

Michikatsu: ....................Uhhhhhh...........

Takeshi: You fucking bitch.

Zakiko: This is the first time I've seen him today!! Up close.

Himeno: Hold on, I can feel something. *Rubs mouth & 'stache* ........Okay, that's better.

Zakiko: Well, guys, whaddya think?

Takeshi: *Genuinely tweaking*

Michikatsu: Come on, Hayate, snap out of it.

Takeshi: I.........Can't.......!

Zakiko: Come on, just say the first thing that pops in your head.

Takeshi: Ehhh.........Soul patch.

Himeno: Sorry, what was that? •-•

Michikatsu: I think he's asking.......Mhh. Is that a soul patch?

Himeno: No, it's not a patch. It's, umm. It's my dad's old kimono.

Zakiko: Ohh, my god.......!!

Takeshi: If I stab him, it doesn't count, right?

Zakiko: You may not stab him.

Takeshi: Then, can I stab myself?

Zakiko: Bet's still on either way.

Himeno: Ohh yeah, check this out!! *Wiggling the 'stache* It's doing the wave.

Zakiko: Now, that is talent!

Takeshi: .......I have to go! *Runs off*

Michikatsu: Yeah, I-- I have to- S-- Shave my snake. Bye. *Heads out*

Zakiko: I know everything, so I can still hear you! Takeshi, pissed & frustrated: UUUUAAAAAAGHH!!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢

Zakiko: Hahahaha! Way to go, man!

Himeno: This thing's alot itchier than I thought it would be.

Zakiko: Well, here is your 3,087 yen ($20 USD) as promised.

Himeno: Thanks! Sooooooooo, what now?

Zakiko: I'm gonna go collect my 154,360 yen ($1,000 USD), you can take off that God awful fake hair whenever you're ready. *Trots off*

Himeno: ..................................Fake? O-O""""""

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Do you guys think he could pull off something like that? Cuz I'm oddly intrigued now

Thank you for voting on the poll! Himeno Kamanari it is!

Here's the original tik tok

[bubbletealife]

Chapter 2:

Got jump scared by Reon spiraling lol

Jump scared by an editing issue on me oops…

IS FHAT AS CAITPATMOSH REFERENCE

P A U SE. IT IS.

oh I’m a little nerd you fucking author.

The way I remember searching up how to spell food correctly lol

Reins been forgiven, sneaking food? I see you my guy.

THE GROUOCHAT HAS RETURNED I HAVENT SEEN IT IN SO LONG

[tomiokasecretlover]

It's reminds me of this tik tok

Note Passing ~ Giyu x Reader ft. Tengen

Just a stupid little thing cause I find the “note passing” tiktoks so fun