#cactus ramblings
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ps-cactus · 1 month ago
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On a scale from 1 to 10 rate the cringe level when your dad asks you to sort some 'papers in a box' they packed and moved from your room eternity ago when were changing furniture after you moved out to throw old useless things out AND the first stuff you see there is your ✨marauders fic✨ you wrote at 13 and printed it to imagine yourself being fancy editor crossing and highlighting physical lines. 50 pages of it.
On a scale—I'm dead.
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artschoolglasses · 3 months ago
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I adore them already. 🖤
Dragon Age: The Veilguard
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cheebuss · 1 year ago
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Miss SAULing?!?!? 🤯🤯🤯
some Miss Pauling doodles w/ some BCS/BrBa screenshots I remembered because they're both really silly
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pl4yingcards · 8 months ago
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happy cactus ring day to those who celebrate
(sobs violently)
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dootznbootz · 10 months ago
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You can horny post and thirst for Circe and Calypso without making fun of Odysseus, a victim of both, btw. 👍
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tavina-writes · 12 days ago
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not going to go be mean to OP on their own post but I just saw a post that was like "the apothecary diaries are so unique because they showcase politics and the harem from a woman's perspective and what the concubines and consorts go through and the emperor isn't even there bc he's not the point that NEVER happens in mainstream media" and I just had to. pause for a second here because.
You mean??? you mean??? the palace harem drama genre??? the Chinese genre that...this Japanese anime/manga is paying homage to?
Like, I'm sure this is unique among anime in some sense. And OP has probably never seen a palace harem/inner court drama before because I get the sense that OP doesn't really watch Chinese media, but it is absolutely buckwild bonkers as a statement to me.
Like, no bro, we. we do have. lots of shows. and books. about this. the inner court drama. the harem drama. the courtyard drama. the family drama. you see this in the corners of almost any historical cdrama you care to pick up that ain't a wuxia or a xianxia and sometimes even then????
anyway. Just. [stares off into space]
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creative-robot · 1 year ago
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ALL of the Desert Duo fanartists LIED TO ME!! Grian doesn’t land the final blow on Scar while they’re in the cactus ring, they end up outside the ring and Grian punches Scar off the side of Monopoly Mountain and then JUMPS OFF THE MOUNTAIN AND JOINS HIM!
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sleep-nurse · 2 months ago
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We found wild cactus in the mountain
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snailstrailz · 4 months ago
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Hey CGM simps! Got some interesting stuff for y'all on the symbolism of cacti
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Just another tidbit on our favorite losver do with it as you will ♥️
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aurae-rori · 6 months ago
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i am singlehandedly the funniest person on twitter dot com
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ps-cactus · 3 months ago
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Ominis: *trying to stay polite and reasonable*
Seb: *dissociating*
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fangswbenefits · 1 year ago
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Mini Ruby
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x-tracuddlycactus · 1 year ago
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God I am going crazy thinking about B.OTW L.ink struggling to remember how to hunt animals for food.
Sure, he had a quick refresher lesson by the late king of H.yrule, but it wasn't enough. He can't seem to figure out how to aim for birds with his bow. Anytime he splashes his hand into a river's waters, the fish he tries to grab at swim away too fast. The deer he tries to ambush seems to always spot him as he approaches.
He's absolutely lost, unfamiliar with any of his surroundings, so he has no idea where the nearest village is, and with the sun setting quickly, he'll have to go hungry for the night...
Or so he thought.
Thankfully, fruit on trees can't flee from his grasp. Neither can berries on bushes. He collects as many as he can, snacking on some as he starts a campfire and roasts each apple to perfection, his belly groaning with anticipation instead of defeat.
He feasts on the cooked morsels, making sure nothing goes to waste, licking the juices that are running down his arms and picking his teeth clean. Once he's finished, he lays down on the grass with a satisfied smile, his hands resting on top of his fruit-filled gut, which is loudly churning with busy glorps and groans he can feel through his tattered shirt.
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theygender · 2 days ago
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I wish cats were like dogs where you could take them to a cat park or kitty daycare or on a playdate and let them run around with other hyper energetic kittens for several hours and then you bring them back home and they're so played out that they're just chill the rest of the day. Astrid is in her preteen phase now and she has the most violent destructive zoomies of any cat I've ever seen. Our older male cat can't keep up with her when she really wants to play and neither can we. I just played with her until she flopped from exhaustion TWICE a few hours ago and she's already jetting around at near light speed knocking shit off every horizontal surface and doing kickflips off of us with her claws out again
#😭#i love her but shes killing me#shes also started trying to shred every piece of paper she sees including tissues and toilet paper and etc#shes been knocking over all our small trashcans and pulling the bags out to climb inside of them#(she loves climbing inside plastic bags and its terrifying)#and shredding all the tissues that were previously in those bags in the process#she pulled the toilet paper off the roll the other day. shes been attacking our rugs and dragging them around the floor#today after i thwarted her from getting into shit on trixies desk several times#she discovered that shes big enough to jump onto the high shelf on TOP of trixies desk and knocked over a little cactus#dirt all over the carpet. cactus destroyed. (luckily she seems fine tho)#i KNOW shes acting up bc she needs to play more but man how are we supposed to keep up with this 😭#she has the energy of a thousand lesser kittens#like literally ive raised dozens of kittens throughout my life. some i even bottle raised from newborns#and i swear i have NEVER had one that's as rambunctious as she is#there's only one that even comes CLOSE and astrid still totally eclipses her#astrid could run LAPS around lizard. probably literally#rambling#(disclaimer the stuff i said about dogs is mainly from my experience pet sitting my regular clients high energy big dogs#i mainly had low-mid energy small dogs growing up so i never really had to worry about this before lol)#edit: i forgot this is actually the second plant she's knocked off a shelf and destroyed the last couple weeks#first one was luckily over hard floor and not carpet tho#edit 2: specified older male cat above only bc our older female cat won't even try#she's terrorized by astrids zoomies more than we are#edit 3: forgot to mention wrt the tissue thing that while i was gone for literally One Hour the other day#she tore all the tissues out of a tissue box and then got her head stuck in there 😭#my gf came home to find shredded tissues all over the place and astrid banging around the apartment trying to get the box off her head#this child WORRIES ME
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blimbo-buddy · 14 days ago
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should I mix these two together and see what happens to me
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thatoneabsolutegoober · 3 months ago
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I love talking too my plants, succulents, and cacti like they are Victorian spoiled children as I spoil them with water once more
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