#cacophonie

[camilledecussac]

[plushiefucker-moved]

just saw a really stupid post on tumblr where someone showed the prices of vegetables in china and how, when converted to US dollars, only costs a couple of cents, and the post was like, "ugh why must us americans suffer such high prices when the rest of the world doesn't !!!" and it's like. you are aware that you come from a country with an extremely strong currency, yes ? and that, just bc a loaf of bread costs R20 (or 1.06 USD) here in south africa, that doesn't make it affordable to the average working class south african, just bc it seems cheap to you, yes ? u are aware that many ppl around the world make wayyyyy less than even the minimum wage american, yes ? that, even though you may be struggling financially in ur country, ur dollar still has significant power over the majority of the currencies around the world. yes ?

[mydarlingbat]

Actual quotes from comics.

[the-little-fox-in-the-box]

Marcus Tullius Cicero is the funniest name to polish people because "tullius" means "hugging" (tulić) and "cicero" means "boobies" (cyce).

So to Polish classicist his name basically means... Marcus The Boobie Hugger

[shitpostingkats]

I'm not saying Square Enix are cowards but what I am saying is Cloud in vii is written with a noticable transcribed accent. What I'm saying is the logic is either he picked up Zack's accent or he has his own localized countryisms, or probably a bizarre mix of both. What I'm saying is Tifa probably also talks like a hick, albeit with a couple years in the city to blunt the edges. What I'm saying is between Cloud and Tifa's backwater accents, Barret and Cid's aggressive southern-ness, and everything about Cait Sith, the average group conversation in this party must be un-fucking-comprehensible

[d3xxt3rr]

Hi guys my boyfriend got me into Chonny Jash . Have my soggy heart slop.

Hearts transmasc, trust .

He's like that cuz he's on HIS PERIOD!!!!!!!

[hmsdoodlin]

(107) Someone get this guy a glass of water or something

[jenofthefar]

A VtM commission I did for a Sister of Cacophony called Minnie. Originally a 1920s flapper who has kept her fingers on the pulse of the music scene for decades. She likes to cherry pick fashion items of her favourite decades into a glamorous and colourful wardrobe, that has giving her latest persona a very iconic look

If you like my work my commissions are open! My pricing list can be found pinned at the top of my page :)

[socialc1imb]

Soul 2 on the brain recently

[blimbo-buddy]

FallenLeaves' last attempt to get HollyLeaf to stay

[plushiefucker-moved]

tbh i think it's just really important, now more than ever, that americans (and tbh, just ppl from the imperial core in general) start to actually reading up on south african history, laws and politics. there will absolutely be an uptake in anti-south african (especially anti BLACK south africans) propaganda both online and in american politics, even from so-called american leftist spaces, and i absolutely refuse to be the one who has to hold your hand and remind you that me and my people are human !

[creatureprofessor]

as much as i love the post-rescue AUs where fitzjames settles with crozier ever so in love and a bit worse for wear, i think that had he survived, he would have repressed-regressed to square one, for a good while at least. he bared his soul to another man and was on the brink of death, so he forcibly chalks it all up to hallucination and delusion, and the second the court martials are over (hickey & the mutineers, absent as they are (still in the arctic), get all the blame along w silna - no matter the few protesting voices about her involvement. no mention of the tuunbaq, as agreed upon.) he requests to be sent to somewhere warm. don't ask where his new teeth or wig came from. he is continuing that rep grind for posterity and employs a ghostwriter for his biography bc he is psychically unable to talk abt the expedition besides superficial anecdotes. then he dies years later in some nautical freak accident or in a battle, mourned by the remaining expedition members, but after the funeral they realize they don't have much to talk about anymore or they cannot find the words to. his letters to crozier, aside from a few formal ones, remain unsent and it's up to dundy to burn them or not.

[onlineviolence]

🎫 the fabled gmail

not quite gamaliel centred, but something they created.

They had learned long ago not to go against any orders they were given, and obeyed for centuries up until the day when Gabriel had returned in shame to heaven, having been defeated by a mere machine.

They listened attentively to the Council’s discussion of what would be done to him, and the moment their name was mentioned, everything they had once kept buried - every retort that had been bitten back, every undone act of protest, every bitter thought and shred of concealed rage - rose to the surface in a bloody outburst. The mere notion of being made to harm the one angel they had been able to confide in and trust was their final breaking point.

The councilors that had been unfortunate enough to try and restrain them would find their limbs fusing and knitting together, flesh melding with fabric and congealing into an inextricable mass.

Gamaliel finally found a window of opportunity to escape for the first time in centuries, in the midst of discordant screams and red haze.

[stacksattack]

ive been playing a lottttt of pokerogue lately and got my hands on a skill link population bomb pikipek who has been steamrolling the entire game alongside my skeledirge and i wanted to draw him. so! here's my toucannon, cacophony :)

[eyvahbae]

I feel like if the twins had a youtube channel it would all be SPENDING 24 HOURS IN A HAUNTED WALMART baby slop content with them pogging in every thumbnail

Meanwhile Snotlouts channel would consist of rant videos where he complains about his life and shits on media he dislikes and overall it'd just be him being a bitter little hater

[hmsdoodlin]

(127) Two sides of the same whole, never meant to exist without the other.