#cHRISTIAN hell!??? 😫

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This is the funniest one I could have got

YOU'VE JUST BEEN ISEKAI'D!

You know how it is. You were hit by a truck or fell from a great height, and now you're trapped in a fantasy land! Quick, spin this wheel to find out what you've reincarnated as!

Remember to show this to all your friends :)

[23victoria]

Cuntiltons pt.2

pairings: 𝓵𝓮𝔀𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓽𝓸𝓷 𝔁 𝓯𝓮𝓶!𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓮𝓻

synopsis: 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓫𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓭𝓮𝓬𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓻𝓸𝔀 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓼 𝓪𝓽 𝔂/𝓷 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓱𝓮'𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓵𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓲𝓽 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓭𝓮

authors note: 𝓱𝓸𝓹𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓰𝓾𝔂𝓼 𝓮𝓷𝓳𝓸𝔂!!

𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓷𝓪 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽?! CLICK HERE!

F1 MASTERLIST The Cuntiltons Pt. 1

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Y/N L/N and Lewis Hamilton are both wearing the color red, although different shades, today ahead of today’s Free Practice 1-2!! A sneak peek into the future as Lewis has signed a multi-year contract for Ferrari making history! Are you guys ready to officially see Lewis is red! Let us know below!!

user1 ohhh they ate!!

user13 red looks so good on them omgg!!! 🤩

user3 they are so hot! 🥵

user45 so cuntyyyy!! 😫

user7 they are such a hot couple!!

The air at the track is buzzing with excitement as you and Lewis arrive together, stepping out of the sleek black Mercedes. Cameras flash, and fans cheer loudly when they spot you both. Dressed in a perfectly tailored outfit that screams elegance and confidence, you’re every bit the superstar they expect to see. As you walk hand-in-hand with Lewis, fans call out for photos.

“Y/N, can we get a picture?” a young fan asks shyly, holding out her phone.

You stop and kneel slightly to her height, flashing her a warm smile. “Of course, sweetheart. What’s your name?”

“Lila,” she says, blushing as you take the selfie with her.

“Beautiful name, Lila. Thanks for saying hi,” you tell her. Then another fan approaches, this time gushing, “I just saw your new movie last week, and I loved it so much! You were incredible.”

You laugh softly, reaching out to lightly touch their arm. “Thank you so much! You’ve just made my day. And I have to say, your outfit is killing it. Love the style!”

The fan grins, and you both exchange a quick selfie before you turn back to Lewis, who’s watching the interaction with an affectionate smile. “You know, if I didn’t have you to myself, I think the fans would keep you here all day,” he teases, wrapping an arm around your waist as the two of you walk toward the paddock.

“Can you blame them?” you joke, giving him a playful nudge. “Besides, it’s nice to feel the love.”

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Later, you’re lounging in Lewis’s motorhome, flipping through your phone as he stretches out beside you, sipping a smoothie. It’s a rare moment of calm before the chaos of the race weekend. “So, how are you feeling about today?” you ask him, resting your head on his shoulder.

“Confident,” he replies, placing his hand over yours. “But having you here makes it ten times better. You’re like my lucky charm.”

You smile, about to respond, when your phone suddenly starts buzzing nonstop. Confused, you glance at the notifications piling in. Moments later, Lewis’s phone starts ringing too. “What the hell is going on?” you mutter, opening Twitter as Lewis answers the call.

Your jaw tightens as you scroll through a clip of Christian Horner’s latest press conference, where a reporter asked about you and Lewis’s presence at the track after a tough qualifying session.

“Well, actually, no,” Horner had said with a smirk. “If anything, it’s distracting. She walks around like she owns the place, and frankly, I don’t think her presence does much for the sport. I mean, she’s supposed to be a model, but I’ve never even seen her on a runway. Maybe if she focused on her job, she’d be less of a distraction for everyone else.”

You stare at the screen in disbelief as Lewis ends his call, already fuming. “That fucking prick,” he growls, pacing the room. “Who the hell does he think he is, talking about you like that?”

You laugh dryly, shrugging it off. “Please, that’s embarrassing for him. I don’t even think about him, let alone mention his name. It’s giving desperate, isn’t it?”

Lewis pauses, his face softening as he looks at you. “Still, love, he had no right to say that. You’re ten times the star he’ll ever be.”

You kiss his cheek, trying to lighten the mood. “Baby, don’t let it ruin your focus. He’s not worth it.”

He nods, but his jaw remains tight. “I’m going to get ready for FP1 and FP2. I’ll deal with this later,” he says, heading off to change into his race gear.

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During Free Practice 1 and 2, the topic of Christian’s comments dominates the paddock. Reporters approach drivers for their thoughts.

George, ever the diplomat, shakes his head. “I think Christian’s got it all wrong. Y/N is an incredible presence here. She’s a huge inspiration and brings more attention to the sport, not less.”

Lando laughs when asked. “Are you kidding? Y/N’s literally an icon. If anything, she makes the paddock cooler just by being here. Christian’s just jealous he doesn’t have her supporting his team.”

Charles adds his perspective, speaking with quiet conviction. “I don’t agree with Christian at all. I’ve seen Y/N on the runway—she’s a star in every sense of the word. And she and Lewis together? That’s something special. They bring so much positivity.”

Carlos chuckles. “Come on, have you seen Y/N? Everyone loves her. Christian’s comments are just... I don’t know, misplaced. She’s amazing.”

But it’s Yuki who surprises everyone with his bluntness. “Christian said that? That’s ridiculous. Y/N brings more fans to F1 than he does. Maybe he should focus on his own team instead of insulting people.”

Finally, Lewis takes his turn with the press. When asked about Christian’s remarks, his expression hardens. “That’s a ridiculous take,” he says firmly. “Y/N is one of the most successful people in the world. She’s not just a model or an actress—she’s an icon. And maybe the reason Christian hasn’t seen her on a runway is that he can’t afford a seat or doesn’t get invited to those kinds of events.”

The reporters laugh nervously as Lewis finishes, walking off without another word.

As you and Lewis prepare to leave the paddock, reporters swarm you. One steps forward, asking directly, “Y/N, do you have any response to Christian Horner’s comments?”

You pause, glancing at Lewis, who gives you a reassuring nod. Turning back to the cameras, you smile sweetly before delivering your response.

“Well, first of all, I want to thank everyone who defended me today. You’ve all been amazing—especially Lewis.” You squeeze his hand before continuing, your tone sharp now. “As for Christian… let’s be honest, his comments say a lot more about him than they do about me. It’s embarrassing, really. I don’t think about him, I don’t talk about him, and I certainly don’t care about his opinions.”

You pause for dramatic effect, tilting your head. “Maybe instead of worrying about me, Christian should focus on those sexual assault allegations against him. Seems like a better use of his time, don’t you think?”

The crowd goes silent, stunned by your boldness. A few reporters gape openly, while others scramble to jot down your words. Beside you, Lewis mutters, “Oh, shit,” before bursting into laughter.

You smile, turning to walk away but not before adding one final line. “I’ll be waiting for my apology, Christian. Much love, everyone. Have a great day!”

As you stride off, Lewis catches up to you, still laughing. “That was hot of you, love,” he says, pulling you close. “Remind me never to get on your bad side.”

You smirk, leaning into him. “Don’t worry, baby. You’re my favorite.”

He kisses your temple as the two of you leave the paddock, hand in hand, ready to let the world talk.

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[planetary]

25 SHOCKING TRUTHS ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD TV SHOWS😱

1. POKEMON - ash is in a coma and the show is he's dreaming

2. RUGRATS - the babies are on drugs

3. edd edd eddy - they died in 1962 (tuberculosis)

4. scoopy doo - theyre on drugs too and the dog cant really talk :(

5. rugrats - angela is in a coma and the show is her dream

6. spongbob - songebob is in a coma and the show is his dream

7. spongebob - spongebob and his friends are the christian hell sins

8. spoinegbob - squidward is heroin?

9. COURAGE THE COWARDLY DOG - it was real it was all real none of that was a dream or a nightmare everything you remember is real

10. rugarts - angela is on drugs and all the other ones are dead

11. jimmy neutraon - jimmy is weird because he is gay

12. fairly oddparsnts - timmy is in a coma and the show is his dream

13. spongebob - sandy is taxidermy

14. higgly town heroes - higgly town is all cannibals and they eat other people and thats why they do that . how could they do that..? my heroes..

15. max & ruby - they are bunny rabbits and thast because thrre was. an apocalypse and max is a real human little boy but there was an apocalypse and his parents died and he's with ruby but he got hit on the head with a steel pipe because of the apocalypse so now he's in a coma and the show is his dream

16. disney aladdin movie - the tiger head cave is really really scary

17. danny phantom died - this one really happened they tell you in the theme song and you can see it happen in blood and gorey detail if you watch that one scary episode that only comes on at 3am. does anyone else remember that episode

18. dora the explorer - dora is on crack

19. faaiely odd parents - the fairies are drugs and timmy takes drugs and maybe goes into a coma for this reason and maybe has a dream that they're his magic fairies

20. caillou - hes bald. this theoru explains that cailiu has no hair because he is bald. and perhaps his parents are nice to him because he is bald. this could also explain why he has no hair (because hes bald)

21. courage the cowarsly dog - courage is a dog and he's in a coma and

22. the magic schoolbus - its magic because the bus was on drugs and then it blew up (becasue it was high) and they all went to purgatory and clones took their place

23. tom and jerry - tom should have been allowed to cook and eat that baby chick. and its fucked up that the show didnt allow him to. me and my friends watched it and we were all clapping and cheering for him to cook and eat it and we were so excited but of course the writers pussied out and didnt let him do it

24. finding nemo - that thing in the beginning didnt even happen but the dad made that story up so people would feel bad for him

25. sponegbob - in the latest season patrick says "Ok boomer!" to mermaid man and barancle boy

CHILDHOOD = RUINED 😫

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espresso ; LN4

pairing(s) ; lando norris x fem driver!reader

summary ; in which yn says fuck it and drops a song while soft launching her (possibly problematic) relationship

warnings ; flufffffff & like one mention of christian horner (🤮)

note ; i apologise for the one post in here where i basically just fan girl over ria but who wouldn’t. +this is pretty long and i got lazy towards the end and couldn’t be bothered making team announcement posts lol

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youruser my give a fucks are on vacation 😝 espresso is YOURS!!! tonight after i demolish these old men 🫶

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user1 oh she is HER

lilymhe WIFFEEEEE

youruser AHHHHH IMMA MARRY YOU

alexalbon …i’m right here??

lilymhe IRRELEVANT

user2 I NEED IT NOW

bestfriend MY GIRLLLL‼️‼️💓💓💓💓

youruser I LOVEEE YOUUUUU

user3 i say we wave the chequered flag early so we get espresso now

landonorris ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

bestfriend lmfao

youruser 🧡

user4 EXVHSE ME?????????

user5 i love how she just disses half the grid and then just calls it a day

maxfewtrell helllll yeah

user6 maybe she’s never on the podium because she focuses more or singing than racing

user7 or because she’s in a fucking ALPINE

user8 y’all were SILENT when lh44 released music but suddenly it’s a problem when y/n does it

maxverstappen im not that old

youruser yeah okay grandpa

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youruser i kissed @bestfriend in the club bathroom

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user1 IS THAT A MANNNN

youruser i sincerely apologise 😔

user2 guys do we think that’s mr espresso

bestfriend KISS ME AGAIN, FUCK *****

youruser omg don’t expose him😭

youruser but hell yeah come here gf😻😻😘

estebanocon my f1 teammate or my fav singer ?

youruser me when i’m both

user3 THE INITIAL NECKLACE ????? L?????

user4 omg y/n’s boyfie driving a mercedes ??? Y/N TO MERCEDES 2024‼️‼️‼️‼️

maxverstappen1 stream espresso

bestfriend yasss grandpa !!!

maxverstappen1 omg i try to do one thing nice and suddenly i’m catching strays

user5 IM WORKING LATTEEEEE CAUSE IM A SINGGERRRRR OH HE LOOKS SO CUTEEEEEE WRAPPED ROUND MY FINGEERRRRR

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landonorris can’t sleep

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user1 “SAY YOU CANT SLEEP BABY I KNOW THATS THAT ME ESPRESSO” LANDO NORRIS WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

user2 THE SOFT LAUNCH IN THE SECOND PIC TOO OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING

user3 oh hes definitely always streaming espresso

maxverstappen1 what kind of thirst trap post is this mate

landonorris for her eyes only😁

bestfriend but you posted on the main ?

youruser UHM

youruser 💓💓💓💕🧡💘🖤💖🩷💞💙💗🖤💗🩷💝🩷❤️💕💚🤎🩷💕💜💖🖤❣️🩷💕❤️💜🤍💚🩷🧡🩵💛🤍🧡❤️💕💛💚💕💘🩷💞❤️💜💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

landonorris what happened to the soft launch baby

youruser you’re too hot i need people to know your MINE😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😘😘😘💓💓

youruser do you think about me every night😁😁😝

user4 oh she’s gone insane

user5 THE EMOJIS IM PISSING MYSELF SOMEONE SEDATE HER

bestfriend girl get UP

bestfriend what have you done to my gf

landonorris MYYYYY girlfriend🥰🥰🥰🥰

bestfriend bite me bitch

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youruser unfortunately, i was too hot for the car this week, we’ll get those old men next week 🫶

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user1 SHES FUCKING HILARIOUS

user2 maybe if she stopped making music and focused more on racing she wouldn’t have dnfed

landonorris the car had a issue with its breaks ? how was she gonna fix that. explain quick pls coz you’re an expert

user3 LANDO DEFENDING HER IMMA SOB

bestfriend babe you need a car that can handle hot sexy you are 😫😫 i don’t wake up at 3am on a monday morning to watch you nearly die 😝

youruser my sincerest apologies ma’am 🫡

bestfriend i love you tho🫶🫶

youruser if you really loved me you’d come to the race next week ??

youruser WAS I JUST AIRED

lilymhe we’ll ignore this week !! podium coming next week for my girl i can feel it

youruser 💓💓

user4 i can’t believe her and lando are dating, so unprofessional

landonorris GAHHHH I LOVE YOUUUUU

youruser STOP IT ILL CRY 💞💞💞 MY LOVE🥰

user5 surely her dating an opponent is bad for business

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landonorris apparently is bad for business? sorry y/n/n’s pr team ig 🙏🤷‍♂️ but stream my girl’s new song‼️‼️

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youruser RIAAAAAAAA

user1 two tit pics in a row omg !?

youruser BABY IVE MISSED YOU COME SEE ME

landonorris 💓💓

youruser GIRL NO I WAS TALKING TO RIA SKRJSKJDJFKS

riabish STOP I LOVE YOU

landonorris wtf😭😭😭

user2 if ria has 0 fans, y/n is dead

youruser RIA PLS COME TO THE NEXT RACE I AM BEGGINGGGGGGGG

youruser make up some sort of reason and pretend quadrant need to come but then i’ll send you (and only you😉) an alpine pass 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

riabish my boss hasn’t planned a quadrant race visit for a couple more races babe😔

youruser JUST SENT YOU FLIGHT DETAILS ILL PICK YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT WITH YOUR PADDOCK PASS

riabish MARRY ME

youruser FUCK YES AJDKSJAHHAHAH

landonorris guys i think i just lost my gf on a post i made dedicated to her

youruser yeah but you posted a pic of ria, so who was i actually paying attention to ??

youruser i love you so so sooooo much (im actually talking to you this time)

landonorris luv u 2 i guess

youruser nah wtf boutta unrelease this song

user3 what did we just witness

estebanocon you guys are insane

user4 omg bad for business is another banger

user5 when y/n can’t choose between f1 and singing so she just fucking EATS both

maxfewtrell when you ask y/n about her fav quadrant member and you expect her to say lando but you’re stupid and it’s ria without second thought

youruser you’re a close second place max🫶

landonorris wtf am i?? chopped liver?????

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youruser alpine ❤️ all 4 years that i’ve spent in formula 1 have been spent at this team and i now call everyone at the headquarters, garages, and races, family. thank you to everyone who’s made an impact to my life in any kind of way no matter how big or small, i appreciate it more than you will ever know. @estebanocon, thank you for being the best teammate i could ever ever everrrr ask for, you have grown with me and taught me so so many things. we’ve shared more laughs than probably any other teammates and moving to different teams will definitely not stop that.

there’s still the rest of the year until the end of this era and i know we’ll make the most of it. i’ll always remember alpine as the team that brought me in and made me the woman that i am today. the end of this season will definitely be tough but if it wasn’t sad then it would mean there was nothing to miss.

let’s have an amazing rest of the year, i love alpine and will never forget the time ive spent here 💙🩷💙🩷

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user1 IM SOBBING

user2 omg she loves alpine so much this is devastating why would they not re-sign her😭😭😭😭😭

user3 they couldn’t afford to re-sign both her AND esteban, mercedes offered her A LOT more money

landonorris so so so proud of you my love 💓💓

youruser 🫶🧡🧡

f1 never forget the first alpine driver line up after renault… keep pushing y/n!!

user4 ohhh she’s gonna EAATTT at mercedes

estebanocon going to send a mor private text to you now but thank you for everything y/n/n 🩷💙 (you’re also my favourite f1 driver)

lewishamilton ❤️❤️

lilymhe 💓

user5 omg the y/n to merc rumours were true

user6 it’s not even been confirmed yet lmfao for all we know she could’ve just got sacked by alpine and no one wants to pick her up

bestfriend soooo proud of you my girl 💞💞💞💞

riabish prouder than words can explain 🫶

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youruser HE FUCKING DID IT !!:!;&/&”!/!;”929/ MY BOYFRIEND IS A RACE WINNER AND IM SOBBING OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH LOOK HOW HAPPY😁

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user1 GIRL F1 AND MERCEDES JUST ANNOUNCED YOUR MOVE AND YOURE POSTING THIS LMFAOOO

landonorris WE DID IT BABY AHHHSHDHHAKA

youruser YOU DID IT MY LOVEEDJJRKEKR💓💓💓🧡💓🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🥰🥰😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻😻

user2 she’s so funny for just ignoring her merc move announcement 😭😭 she dgaf

user3 boyfie WON she doesn’t give a shit about mercedes rn, give her like 24 hours

bestfriend does this mean i can’t call him no wins anymore

riabish right!?? like, the one gp we go to and he has to go and steal our focus from our girl coz we gotta care about him at least a little bit

bestfriend exactly.. he’s so selfish like wtf

landonorris im so very very sorry

user4 FINALLYYYYYY

maxfewtrell 🧡🧡

youruser guys yes i know they announced my mercedes move! why are y’all acting like you didn’t know about it last week tho😭 i saw the tweets

[httpiastri]

first of all CONGRATS ON 3K!! 💗😫 I've loved your Pepe work and I'm so checking out your other works 😭💗

saw the 3k celly and I couldn't resist myself 👉👈

how do we feel about a small Pepe blurb with the touch starved prompt: "one just casually sitting down on the other's lap and they start internally freaking the hell out" ??

furthermore,, could it be the reader being the one that is touch starved and Pepe just casually grabs em and sits them on his lap and is the reader the one freaking out?? 🤭

🍈 – send me a driver and a prompt from this list of hugging prompts, these touch starved prompts, or these kiss prompts, and i will write a short blurb for you!!

author's note: thank you so much!! and im glad you like them aaa 🥺 i loved this idea !!!! but lol i thought a blurb was 500 words, not 100-200. still doesnt explain why this is 1.2k. 😶 i had time over on my flight so this (and the paul "blurb" ive got scheduled for later) was the result. hope u enjoy :)

3k celly !!

(college!)pepe marti x reader

there are a lot of fun ways to spend a free saturday evening.

but being squeezed into a room with a bunch of drunk students, with music so loud you can barely think? not one of them.

you had been about to refuse your friend's suggestion to tag along, as you always do, before she had uttered the magic words. pepe will be there.

you were already planning outfits in your mind when the words left her mouth, suddenly feeling like no piece of clothing you own is enough to impress him. how could any piece of clothing ever be good enough for someone like him?

disappointment, though no surprise, fills you when your friend leaves you the second you enter the apartment of some guy in her physics class, to search for that other guy she's been crushing on for weeks now. so, here you are, in the living room belonging to some student you don't know, being pushed around by students you also don't know, with some song that you've never heard blasting from the speakers.

thankfully, even in a crowded apartment like this one, it isn't hard to find pepe. the sound of his sweet, intoxicating laughter can be heard from miles away.

he's sitting on a couch in the corner of the room, red solo cup in one hand and phone in the other. he's showing something on his phone to his best friend christian who's sitting next to him, his giggles sending a wave of relief through your body.

pepe's eyes light up when they meet yours, a sliver of surprise in his smile as you make your way over to him. he says your name like it's what he was made to do, like no other words have ever fallen from his lips. "i almost didn't believe your friend when she told me you'd join her tonight," he tells you. "i'm surprised."

"i'm full of surprises," you answer, tilting your head to the side slightly.

"of course you are. like that dress, very surprising." that statement isn't very surprising in itself; your friend, ever the fashionista, noticed your stress over your choice of outfit for the night instantly, lending you one of her favorite dresses with the words you'll look adorable, he won't be able to stay away. but the fact that pepe has noticed you enough to at least in some way collect an idea of the types of clothes you would and wouldn't wear is surprising to send a shiver down your spine. "you look great."

you can't control the redness that threatens to spread across your cheeks at that, but your gaze shifts to the ground to at least lessen some of your flusteredness. pepe doesn't miss the gentle smile that makes its way onto your lips, though. christian understands this as his cue to leave, jumping out of his seat and bolting away in just a second. pepe taps the now free spot on the couch, and you slip down next to him without another thought.

"did you get to the kitchen already?" he asks, gaze burning into the side of your face as you pretend like fixing the hem of your dress is something you actually need to do and not just a way to occupy yourself. "or do you want me to go get you something to drink?"

you shake your head, eyes flickering over to him again. "i'm alright for now, but thank you."

he nods over his cup, bringing it up to his lips to take a sip. the action has the muscles of his arm contracting and… has he always been this muscular, or is it just the light of the apartment? either way, he makes it look so casual – he probably doesn't know he's the object of your current mental assessment – as if the feeling of his jeans against your bare knee isn't distracting enough. "i'm glad you came," he says after he's lowered the cup. "the party was bound to be boring without you."

there it is again; that relief you felt earlier. a sliver of a confirmation that this thing that's been going on between you two these last few weeks isn't just one-sided. unless he's just toying with you, as you've heard certain men like to do, which doesn't exactly help soothe your worries.

but pepe isn't like that, you have to remind yourself. that's one of the reasons you fell for him in the first place; he's gentle in a way you can't credit a lot of men to being, like a mild breeze instead of a full-blown storm.

someone turns the music up even more, something you would've assumed was impossible a minute ago, as if to say you're thinking too much. fewer thoughts, please.

you take a deep breath, eyes meeting his. "i'm glad you're here, too."

"what?"

you let out a short laugh at the way his face contorts as he tries to hear what you're saying over the loud music. "i said," you start, voice growing louder. "i'm glad you're here, too."

pepe nods, though you're not sure if he actually understood or if he's just faking it, before saying something you have no chance of catching. you raise your eyebrows, tilting your head slightly and jokingly bringing a hand up to the back of your ear to hear him better. you did not expect him to lean forward, nor the warm huff of air that meets your ear when he speaks into it. "it's a little too loud, isn't it?"

you nod when he leans back to look at you, the corners of your lips tugging upward at the sight of his own smile. you shrug, trying to figure out a way to solve the issue; you came here to talk to him, not to just sit next to him all quietly because you can't hear each other. you gaze around the apartment, only to find a pair of speakers placed in about every corner of it, which brings back that disappointing feeling from when your friend left you just minutes ago.

but pepe has other plans. before you can interject, his hands find your hips and lift you up to straddle his thighs sideways. it's a swift motion, and he makes it seem like you weigh about five grams, leaving you pretty completely speechless. "i figured we'd hear each other better like this," he says, one hand reaching over to grab his cup again from where he must've placed it on a table nearby just moments ago, while his other hand stays planted on your hip. when you don't say anything, his eyes rake over your face, a hint of guilt in his expression. "sorry, is this okay?"

you take a deep breath, pushing the butterflies in your stomach away for just a moment and gathering the courage to nod. "yeah," you say, trying to sound as convincing as possible. "i just… wasn't expecting that."

the chuckle he lets out vibrates through your body, too. "well, get used to it." that damn smile of his appears again, the one you just can't stop yourself from mimicking. "i like having you close."

as his hand slips past your hip and around your waist, you allow yourself to lean into him a little, impressed by the way you find yourself enjoying your new seat very much.

impressed by the way it feels like this seat was made just for you.

[numberonedukethomasapologist]

Duke plays either r&b/rap/gospel on sundays (he's deep cleaning his room like a mug)

He's an outside kid (his mom forced him to go outside while she made dinner)

He has hacked the wayne gala speaker (w the help of tim after he accused tim of a "racist" comment *it wasn't a racist comment) and started blasting "juju on that beat" and then proceed to hit the nastiest moves of the century right in the middle of the dance floor

He's taught Bruce how to flex *the dance*

He cried while reading "where the red fern grows" (evil laughed when he bought damian a hard copy as a birthday gift)

He'd rather support small businesses than buy very expensive stuff (he always has new j's tho)

Bro is either wearing the most fly ass 90's fit or he's wearing heart boxers, saggy sweats, and a beat up grey wb (he prolly dresses like icecube😭)

Please don't even say he "doesn't say the n word" that man is a nigga bsffr😭 I will nyaat let him be white washed in that wayne house hold- half of em not even white neway

He prolly plays stardew or animal crossing with cass (plays wolf quest w damian)

I love the headconon of him being a literature/poem nerd w Jason (being a stereotypical black person does not mean you can't be smart in literature? Or any "nerdy topic." You don't need to separate him into two different versions cuz in your mind they don't "mix"

Idk why but I feel like he'd be bomb at cosplays?

He thinks discowing is beautiful (he's insane)

Even tho he lives dick he would sacrifice him for a barbecue link (he will always have it out for dick for way to many reasons)

Him and steph go on trips to the hairstore

Luke sees him as a son (I love my people and how they are w the youth)

OK but Duke w aave speech only😫 like bro ik sometime people don't even know what he be sayin🏃🏽‍♂️ again I love to think if him as just a yn

Idk if Duke woukd be a kid who got whoopins cuz I don't think his mom would be like that (maybe his stepdad?) But he sure as hell was standing in the corner or squatting on the wall

He was prolky raised in a Christian house hold (doesn't mean he worships) and he still had habits instilled in him

OK I gt gts now enjoy your Duke headcanons hoes🥰👹🕊🐺

[mattslolita]

okayyy basically first period we had religious studies an cuz im just soo smart i got like 84 out of 96 on my christianity and islam paper. 😇we did the test before the holidays an they gave the results back ONLY now 😒 anyway thats completly irelevant... 🤣 but we hav a new seating plan AGAINNN and i sit next to my boyfriend woooo!! but.. he kept saying he was sleepy cuz he slept for 3 hours only. so he kept leaning on me and my teacher kept tellin him to get off of me 😭

then 2nd i cant even remeber what we had but the teacher gave him a detention cuz he had trainers on instead of "school schoes" LMAO! but the thing is they literally nike air forces like, jus got a logo an its an issue? same style shoes from fucking idk KICKERS 😭 would be PERFECTLEY fine! he was also in a bad mood cuz he dint sleep 😤 so he was arguin with him and ended up gettin taken out the class.. they srsly worry bout the stupidest things but things like bullying or EVEN racism r just IGNORED!!!!! for example one of my friends wears a hijab and theres this old ass teacher whos jewish (not an issue but it needs to be said for my point!)who keeps giving her dirty looks and saying things in arabic to her but she dont understand it? one boy who can understand him once said he told her she was "going to hell" and "following the wrong religion". LIKE? WHAT THE ACTUALLL FUCK? hes disgusting!!! hes also... got an israel flag in his classroom? like hows that even allowed? not even the point that i support palestine. its the fact theyre allowed to hav that in their room and its not an issue? cuz things like fucking voting for a new prime minister was kept secret by teachers cuz apparently they dont want "to influence us" but thats okay and wont influence ANYONE???? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE? yuckkk

then last period we had maths and my bf kept complaining that his head was hurtin and cuz the schl wont let u go to the ofice to get paracetamol or any medication during lesons, we bring our own.. (which SUPRISEEE!! is not allowed) and i went to give him one and this fucking bitch comes up to me and says that i should not be bringing that to school, who knows if that actually medicine, and that ill need to go the head teacher to explain y i decided do that as it was unsafe. 🤣 like 3 years ago they sent my friend home for taking paracetamol at schl cuz they thought he was gonna overdose? uhhh he had 1? 1!!!!!!! LMAO! he had a HEADACHE!! i said i wasnt going bc i dint actually DO anything and we would just waste time for literally no reason.. ofc she didnt like that and said i was talking back an being disrespectufl. i went but the head teacher kinda likes me so she said it was okay but i shouldnt do it again and i said i wouldnt (absolutle fucking lie) then when i came bakck my boyfriend took his water bottle and said to me "ive got vodka in here" and i said "thought u said u stopped all that" as A JOKE! bc i know he obviously DOES NOT hav vodka in his bottle LMAO. but this teacher was like "well now i need to smell it to see if ur being serious" he started laughing an got sent out 😭 its actually becoming an issue atp LOLL.

ughhh cant wait to leaveeee!!!!! and SORRY its SO LONG 🫢

good job on ur religions test love !! so proud of you 🫶

here they go messing w ur bf again😭😫 AND UNT UNT THAT TEACHER MESSING WITH UR ARABIC FRIEND ??? HE'LL REALLY CATCH THESE HANDS CAUSE YOU NOT FINNA GIVE POOKIE DIRTY LOOKS & TALK SHIT THE FUCK ?? AND HES A FUCKING ISRAEL SUPPORTER WHAT THE FUCK.

ur school is weird as fuck, like the rules & shit don't make no sense to me. anyone should be allowed to go to the medical office if their feeling sick or just not feeling well like wdf ??

[whysamwhy123]

Oh God, I'm actually doing it?? I'm actually attempting to write this trashy Ricky/Christian idea?? 😫

This is such a bad idea, I am not equipped to handle this, LOL. It doesn't help that I'm still pretty under the weather and for some reason I decided to go ''Fuck context!'' and just started writing a random scene with no explanation of how they got there. I'm trying to write on Vibes alone but I have no idea if these Vibes are good or not?? I have a strong suspicion that it's cringey as hell already. And yet I still want to try? Maybe this'll be my way of learning my lesson about staying in your lane.

[andvys]

IM BACK

Warnings: 18+, minors don't interact! rough smut, threesome, spanking, choking, manhandling, mentions of unrequited love and heartbreak, mentions of cheating, slight angst, fluff, happy ending

OH GIRL. WE HAVENT EVEN STARTED YET AND IM ALREADY OVER HERE WITH WIDE EYES

“Stop thinking those thoughts,” Steve sighs. 

my favorite mind reader ♡

He chuckles, shaking his head at you, he dips his fries into the ketchup, taking his time to answer the question, he eats the fries and drinks his milkshake. 

OHH IM CRAVING FRIES AND MILKSHAKES NOW

He rolls his eyes, “shut up, no I don’t.” 

yes you do 🤭

You giggle as he glares at you. Leaning back in your seat, you look him up and down, “you’re not too bad either but I wouldn’t touch you with a ten foot pole.” 

girl 🤨 do you have amnesia orrr

“That was 20 minutes ago, you let me cum inside you.”

😭😭 he rocked her world so hard she suffered from memory loss

“I like your dick, it’s really big.” 

SHES SO REAL FOR THAT I THINK 😭😭

A sharp gasp makes you tear your eyes away from his, looking up, you find a middle aged lady looking at the two of you in disgust. The cross necklace around her neck clutched in her hand, she looks at you in disgust, frowning as she looks between you both. 

NOT THE CHRISTIAN GRADMA LMAOOO 😭😭😭

He gets up as well and looks at you as he reaches for his wallet, throwing some money on the table, “did anyone ever tell you that you’re a brat?”

ooh and what are you gonna do about it stevie? ;)

Eddie Munson was just another boy who broke your heart. Jonathan was the one who put it back together, only to hurt it was well. 

oh okay fuck boys then 😐

You lick your lips, Steve is handsome, pretty and sexy. You had never seen his beauty before, not until tonight. Suddenly you feel yourself wanting him more. Not wanting this to be a one time thing. 

my girl was blind as well... someone take her to ER already cause...

A laugh falls from your lips, “yeah well, you’re not exactly brat tamer material, Steve.” 

bet? 🤨

“Can you be quiet?” He smirks as he kisses your cheek, “wouldn’t want mommy and daddy to catch their good little girl getting ruined by Steve Harrington.” 

o-oh 😫😫

You stayed at his house for two days. Your usual movie night was different this time, Jonathan and Nancy weren’t there and thank god they weren’t. Making out with Steve and riding him on his big sofa was better than watching some stupid movie and cuddling up to your lying, cheating, partners. 

i believe you on that one 🤞

You even made use of the polaroid that Steve bought but never really used before. 

🤨🤨 proof...?

But of course, you still hate each other. 

no yeah of course... of course you do 🤭

Maybe you fucked the pain out of him. 

suddenly im in pain and steve should come and help with that

“Aren’t you trying to graduate again?” Steve counters as he slams his notebook open, forgetting about the pictures he had slipped in there earlier. It falls on Eddie’s lap, who looks down at it, eyes widening. 

THE CALLOUT HAHAHA

Eddie takes the picture, he stares at it in surprise. His lips part in shock. It’s a picture of someone’s boobs. It’s not a challenge to figure out who’s body this is, he had definitely seen and touched it before, he is pretty sure he has a picture of them too, somewhere. 

........... NO WORDS (why did this DUMBASS keep those in his NOTEBOOK 😭) (imagine a teacher wanted to check his homework or something 😭)

“Are you still mad at me?” 

no, she just told you to fuck off lovingly 😭?

A date night with your boyfriend turns into one with Eddie as well. 

🤭 it's starting

“You let that bitch touch you!” You yell as you close the fridge, glaring at your boyfriend. 

HELL NO STEVE

“Starting some stupid fight just so I will fuck your brains out.” 

you know what i see her point 🤭

“Oh my god,” he murmurs, staring at you in disbelief, “baby, you’re my girl. I want you, no one else.” 

awww

His dark eyes stare into yours, he leans closer, eying your lips for a moment, “poor King Steve doesn’t know how to handle you, huh? He doesn’t know how to put you in your place?” He asks as he reaches his hand out to touch your face, caressing your cheek softly. “He can’t do it like I can, right?” 

OH. MYGODs

“Put her in her place,” he murmurs as he reaches for your waist, pulling you into him, “tame the fucking brat.” 

WHAAAAT 😳😳

You have questions, so many of them but you don’t bother to speak them out now, instead you find yourself nodding, “I want you both.”

me rn

He ignores you, “you don’t want him to know that you dream of him?” He asks as he kisses your cheek softly before he turns your head towards Eddie, forcing you to look at him, “I heard you whispering his name the other night, you know?” 

WHAT OH NO

“You’re a depraved little slut, you know that right?” 

im flabbergasted

“I’ve been doing it on purpose,” you admit, your cheeks growing hot at your own words, “I wanted him to put me in my place.” 

KSJSKSHSOSHSJ

Suddenly you jolt forward and a cry falls from your lips as you feel the leather smacking against your ass, tears well up in your eyes. 

OH??? 😳😳

He swallows, your hand resting on his knee, squeezing it tightly as Eddie takes your ruined panties off and throws them at him, chuckling when he catches them and sniffs at them. 

THIS IS LEAVINF ME SPEECHLESS WHAT.

“I missed your sweet pussy, baby.” 

AAAAAAA IM BLUSHING— also im getting older because im reading this whole description but im literally too shy to paste it here and comment it lmao 😭 im out of practice

That is too intimate for you, you don’t hold hands with people you don’t love, Eddie doesn’t love you. 

intimate is hot though

You lick your lips, eying the bulge in Steve’s pants, “take your cock out, Stevie,” you whine, “please.” 

she's so me

“Yeah, he is so much bigger than you, Eddie,” you tease, looking over your shoulder with a smirk on your face, “makes me feel better too.” 

PLS ANY GUY WOULD CRY IF YOU SAID THAT TO HIM 😭😭

“Fuck,” he whispers, a happy chuckle leaving his lips. 

THE WHOLE SEQUENCE WAS SO FUCKING HOT BUT WAY TOO FILTHY TO SHARE MY THOUGHTS LMAO

Soft sobs leave your lips as all your feelings come catching up to you. 

aw :(

Your glassy eyes meet the ones of your boyfriend, your bottom lip quivers as you stare at him, you push yourself up a little, clutching the blanket against your chest, “d-do you love me?” 

AWWW (poor eddie)

“I didn’t want to ruin your life.” 

eddie... you're a dumbass im sorry 😭

I LOVED THIS PART SO SO VERY MUCH!!! can't wait for more of these guys (also im in love with your steve)

FIRST OF ALL THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SMILE AGAIN 🤭 i’m laying in bed reading your comments, totally kicking my feet and giggling rn 🤭😁

ugh i’m always in the mood for milkshake and fries, it’s such a good combo!

she really did get amnesia for a sec, his big dick is too blame 😩

Steve put the polaroid pic in there on purpose.. maybe 😁

The fact that this smut was too filthy for you to share your thoughts— I’m proud of myself 🤭

I’m so so happy you liked it! I can’t wait to write part 3🤭🩷 and i’m so glad you like the way I write Steve!! 🥺

[notsoattractivearenti]

https://www.tumblr.com/notsoattractivearenti/730064217076531200/omg-imagine-christian-sucking-on-your-tits-for?source=share

ANNIE WHAT THE HELL!? 😳😳🫠

HAHA AS I SAID I GOT CARRIED AWAY 🫣😫

[ellena-asg]

Tell me why you hate Thor's tattoo in Love and Thunder. Pls. You called it a mocking tattoo. Just curious.

Hi 🙂

Indeed, for me it's just awful and yeah, mocking. Let's look at it (ugh, why am I doing this 😱😫):

Ok, not all is visible but I think we all know what is there on his back.

What's wrong?

• RIP Loki - RIP is a Christian thing. Asgardians aren't Christians. Just... no way.

• Rest in mischief - Seriously? It sounds like one big joke. It sounds like "Loki=mischief". Ok, it's a part of the truth. But Loki is more, always was more than that "god" of mischief. Loki was also noble and wise and loving brother, he did good things, he was brave etc. Thor deep down loved him so much. But nah, that fucking "mischief" is always first ;/ Mischief and picture of Loki as "mwahahahah surprise!" boy. Picture of fucking annoying little Grinch (with Joker's laughter). And that's very Taika's style. For him Loki is just that: annoying younger (ah no, pardon, Taika thinks that Odinsons are the same age) brother. Do you remember that awful interview with Taika? Oh, and that fragment about Loki being little emo goth? That tattoo is indeed a bit goth-like. And it's ok, you know. I mean: it isn't going about goth culture. I only mean that for Taika Loki is an emo goth (and that those Taika's words sounded very pejorative) and that Taika had to, just had to, show his disrespect for this character, for Loki. That rose. That moon... (btw - why the moon? ok, Loki said once about shadow but it's Thor's back, Thor's feelings and... gosh, am I the only one who thinks that for Thor Loki was rather like a sun of his life? "Loki, come back to me", "Loki, go with me", "Loki, don't die, don't leave me, noooo", "it's not about Jane, father").

• In general: that tattoo looks just like Midgardian tattoo. Thor isn't Midgardian, the hell. Ugh. Taika really tries to turn Asgardians into another Midgardians (Midgardian clothes, Midgardian way of speaking, New Assgard as Midgardian attraction/Disneyland O_o, Midgardian music and that Midgardian tattoo...).

• All is so Midgardian and well, full of joking: that tombstone, broken heart, even that "brothers". I'm sorry, in my eyes that's a one big mockery. In my eyes Taika is mocking Odinsons' love. He is mocking even his "dearest" Thor, mocking Thor's devotion and all that Branagh's "Odinsons are like yin and yang".

• The scroll. Mother. Father. Heimdall. Loki. Tony. Natasha. I don't like that scroll but ok, it doesn't matter. Just... Tony and Natasha, aha. Ok. But what about even dearer friends than Avengers? What about Warriors Three? Ah, yes, Taika doesn't care about them again. And let me guess... They were never important in Thor's life?

• Oh wow how BIG! 🙄 - Taika enjoys big things. It's always "more, more, more". More gags, more jokes, more tattoos. It's not big because Thor's love for Loki is big. It's just big like all that mockery. And really? Thor and such a tattoo? Such big "READ ME EVERYBODY" tattoo? I always thought that Thor's not that kind of boy. And I think that his sadness, his love and respect for brother, would never look like that, like that big, cheesy, almost noisy tattoo.

And maybe it's just me but... why on the back? Why like "behind the heart"? Why not on torso, near the heart? Or on the arm? (on the hand, that hand who often touched Loki's neck).

Please, just let me hate that tattoo, ok? Let me hate that parody. And that clown with axe and naked dick who really thinks that he's Thor.

[americatransformed]

Just the other week, I was at Balboa Park,  and there was a big rally for Ukraine. The speaker was talking with a bull horn, very forcefully about China and Russia attacking and plunging Earth into a Third World War with billions dead. It’s horrifying when you think about the nightmare that could unfold if the worst side of us prevails. 

Just moments later at another part of the park, Christian missionaries tried to invite me to their conversion concert. I told them I’d read what they were trying to give me if I could share with them my gospel for a new fellowship to transcend the religious wars. They turned the subject to death and Jesus as only way to salvation and antidote to the apocalyptic nightmare we face through war. When I shifted their attention back to my idea for peace, one of the missionaries immediately compared my dream with the “anti-Christ” 😣 In their minds, Godliness means demonizing those who want to escape the nightmare hell of their self fulfilling prophecy. This is what eats at me; a weaponized extremist Christianity and GOP, whose entire identity revolves around an enemy! In the case with these Christians, it’s Christ vs. anti-Christ. And with the Trump GOP, it’s the righteous “right” vs. the sinister “left”.

There’s got to be a way to escape this disease of civil war I’ve struggled with my entire life! Not only with the culture wars, but with my illness. It’s been eating me up inside for 28 years! 😢 Doctors call it Lyme disease and have told me a spirochete bacteria has cloaked its malice within my body and infiltrated healthy tissues with the sole purpose to turn my immune system against itself. And that’s what it feels like is happening in my body; a non stop endless civil war that’s breaking me!  And I can’t find any help for it because doctors are as divided over this illness as politicians are with the infighting we see today between Democrats and Republicans! 😣

One camp of doctors believe my Lyme disease is a past infection and it’s all in my head. So they just want to give me antidepressants, which have never worked and just made me feel 100X worse! The other camp of doctors tell me the infection is active and I need to go on antibiotics for however long; one, two, five, ten years or WHATEVER IT TAKES TO DESTROY THE BACTERIA!  But this has never worked, even after going on antibiotics off and on for over 17 years! It has just made me feel 100X worse! 😞

 I don’t know what to do, because every other alternative I’ve tried has done nothing!  And this disease is eating me up, destroying the very best of what’s left inside me! 😫 and I can’t help but see a parallel to what’s happening to my body inside and what’s happening to our National body outside. Like spirochetes, religious fanatics are cloaking their malice, infiltrating institutions that are supposed to keep us healthy and safe, turning them against ourselves, setting Democrat against Republican in a new civil war!  

Of course, like the warring Lyme doctors, there are Democrats and Republicans who disagree what must be done to end this disease within! Extremist Republicans believe this is a disease on the left, who are sinister; the greatest evil lies within! And they are constantly saying this is the beginning of a new Civil War, calling them to expunge progressives from the disaster they’ve unleashed on US. And Extremist Democrats https://bit.ly/3T6nRxU believe the greatest evil we face is outside, and the traitorous GOP seek to deceive us to believe otherwise, while appeasing the most sinister enemy. With the Russian invasion of Ukraine, North Korea and Iran seeking nukes and China menacing Taiwan, they are ramping up weapon donations in a European proxy war against Russia, while spending billions preparing US and the military to wage the Third World War!  

I want to believe there is a way to heal myself, our National and global bodies, to get to the kind of healing global civilization both renowned scientists and revered saints have talked about their entire lives. But I am at a loss as to how to defeat the illness within and outside. I can’t give up though, which is why I took off from my home in Connecticut, seeking a place to live in the progressive cradle of America, who I hope can win the race for our future. You can read more about my dreams at my healing journey blog https://www.americatransformed.us

So, because I refuse to give up, I want to believe it’s possible there are Avatars for real in our world. And perhaps they’re present in California, taking the optimistic message to heart about our collective future; seeing we are all the same being on the inside. And some of them must understand the technology of the spirit to such a degree, they can help me end the nightmare, to reach my highest potential as a human being with war no longer raging in my body and mind, just as they are working for the same healing in our National and global body, with America no longer divided against itself and our world close to the brink of a Third World War! I have to believe this is possible, because our future is just too bleak if it’s not! 

So that’s why I’m here and that’s why for the past two years after moving here, I’ve  been trying to connect with Avatars, who I know can help me heal! This civil war in my body has gone on long enough! I want to believe I’m not destined for destruction from Lyme disease, but can turn this nightmare into a beautiful dream to bring new life and hope for myself and others. 

 Because my illness came around 1994, when I could no longer ignore a horrifying paradigm that I tried to digest from Christian extremists, I reason the elixir must be present within its opposite; spiritual and secular vehicles delivering the most potent healing message, which now more than ever, need to expand from sea to shining sea, as antidote to the rise of Christian nationalism in America, threatening civil war and theocracy! This is why I have an idea to expand the core vision of enlightenment found in spiritual organizations, and progressive Buddhism, Christianity, Islam, and every other religion where love reigns supreme, to be distilled and spread through the most effective universal means as a secular fellowship, that expands consciousness towards an Avatar perspective. You can hear more about my idea to build Temples of Light and a Fellowship of Trek, to bring the message of enlightenment to the world; promoting a global civilization, united, living in peace and prosperity without the world war nuclear nightmare preceding it! 

  ✨📽✨ Temples of Light

https://youtu.be/SfrhQrz4Vg4

https://youtu.be/HJLDdQkpza0  ✨🖖🏽✨ Fellowship of Trek

I don’t know how all these dots connect, but I believe there must be a way they all do, and we can turn beautiful dreams to reality! I want to believe there is a way I can find my born again experience, not on the terms of Christian fanatics, but by connecting to spiritual depths that dispels lies and open us up to infinite possibilities, abundant life and light, with the new beginnings we all seek!

 I need help with this, because I feel spiritually and materially dead, and at the end of my rope, unable to escape the story religious fanatics are trying to write for my life! 😣 And this is part of what eats me up the most, because my situation is just feeding their horrifying narrative, like a nightmare playing out for real in our world. I need help!✨🙏🏽✨  Because I don’t know how much longer I can endure this situation!

I believe the elixir must exist! And that I can find a means to escape this horrifying black hole of disintegration eating me up from inside, which is expressed in this Midjourney art I generated with he tag of “Lyme disease eating a brain!” 😢 If I can’t find a way to turn things around with a new life, it is looking bleak for me, and I’ll need instead to prepare for a funeral for myself, America and western civilization! 😞 https://www.firesofcreation.net/my_battle.htm 

And don’t tell me I’m being alarmist. Get your head out of the sand and look what’s going on, with each new billion blown on the military industrial complex, shipment of arms sent to Ukraine, threat of civil war in US, preemptive war against Iran or N Korea, and every politician visiting Taiwan while China stages military drills preparing for attack.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/jan/20/doomsday-clock-holds-at-100-seconds-to-midnight

https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-022-02219-4

https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2022-08-15/even-limited-nuclear-war-would-kill-billions-study-finds

I know everyone says, “Just be positive!” But what do we do with the negativity erupting outside and corroding US from within. Why can’t we listen to the voice crying loudest to be heard, but is consistently ignored!

[mint-mumbles]

Me When Christmas Rolls Around:

*“Sun” should be “son”

true story! a few years ago i was working at both ol*ve g*rden and tj m*xx, and both of the following happened within the same several weeks:

at ol*ve g*rden, they'd put up a christmas tree in the lobby and had the employees each decorate a snowflake ornament to hang on it. i asked the general manager (mostly as a joke tbh) if i could bring in a menorah to display for chanukkah

and the gm is like, "well we're not allowed to display any religious imagery in the restaurant. it's a rule from corporate."

to which i said, "you are standing in front of a christmas tree as we speak."

and i shit you not, she goes "oh, but that's not really religious! that's just festive, you know, for the holidays." and would not hear another word about it

then a few weeks later at tj, probably once we were firmly into december but idr for sure, they start breaking out the "holiday" aprons for the employees to wear (all red, of course), and santa hats, and these fucking elf ear and reindeer antler headbands.

and one of my managers sees that i'm not wearing anything except the apron, and she asks me to put one on. and i was like "i'm not really comfortable with wearing any of those, since i don't celebrate christmas." (also i just really didn't want to wear one bc they looked stupid and they made my ears and head hurt, but still)

and she ALSO says, "oh, it's not christmas, it's just festive for winter. also corporate wants every sales associate to wear one"

which actually just made me more uncomfortable bc now she's trying to MAKE me wear one anyway

i was like "yeah, no that's definitely all christmas stuff and i'm really not comfortable with that"

so she let it go with a lot of huffing and eye-rolling, and then goes on the walkie to tell the entire staff "oh by the way guys, i forgot to tell you, but corporate FINALLY said we're allowed to say merry christmas to the customers this year!" and everyone up at the registers w me was like NICE! YES!

and i was just

so like, that's what we mean when we say that xtianity is so pervasive in our culture that a lot of people genuinely believe xmas things are secular, even though they AREN'T

[automatismoateo]

I just love how the lgbtq+ community is fighting back against theists. via /r/atheism

I just love how the lgbtq+ community is fighting back against theists.

For many Years, theists (mainly Christians) have been name calling, constantly bullying, constantly threatening hell, arguing, and even using violence against lgbtq people. Telling them that “god hates sin” “god hates the gays” “god will torture you forever if you don’t change” “god will punish you” “satan is making you stray further from god by making you gay”…. just being downright disrespectful and evil.

And here’s my favorite part of the lgbtq community, they can literally say the most basic insult and get Christians pissed as fuck. I’ve seen people say “If god loves everyone and I’m gay, then he must be gay too” “God is so needy he wants us to be on our knees and beg for forgiveness😫” “God is polyamorous” “god is gay” “god is transgender” And the amount of Christians trying to defend their puppy feeling god is just hilarious. Theists can insult anyone using their god but the one time you say something that goes against them, holy shit, it’s like you activated a volcano. God I love the lgbtq people and their roasts.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

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[lark-spurned]

3; 26; 12; 19; 15; 20; 16; 50; 92. sorry it's so many it's just i find these so interesting! ❤️ ~ queer girl (and i'm thinking of going off of anonymous, should i? i just don't want to bother you bc you seem super super awesome)

3. what color are your eyes?i like to refer to them as “murky pond water” bc y'know i’m insecure as hell, but they’re a grey-tinged blue.

12. what size bed do you have? it’s a full and i’m too tall to feel comfortable in it 😫 when i move out i want a queen.

15. favorite snapchat filter?I LOVE THIS QUESTION. i love the big mouth filter for talking and singing (bc i’m not good but that makes me feel like it’s more palatable) and for taking selfies i love the hearts/stars that float from your head and anything with cute ears that DON’T have glasses with them (like the antlers, black puppy, and some of the kitten ones). can’t have fake glasses clinging over top of my real ones. it’s not a good look.

16. favorite makeup brand(s)?i am pretty terrible with makeup in general but i LOVE lipstick and most of my collection comes from colourpop since they’re so cheap and they have lots of sales 😊

19. shoe size?10, aka the size cute shoes do not come in :(

20. how tall are you?5'8!

26. how many pillows do you sleep with?every time i change my sheets i throw all the pillows off and then forget to put them back on so i have just a body pillow and the pillow i sleep on right now 😅

50. what was the last text you sent?at time of writing, “where is his sense of decency”

92. have you ever been drunk?nope. as a holdover from my christian upbringing, i get super uncomfortable at the thought of getting drunk because of the idea of “wrongness” instilled in me. knowing when people i care about are drinking will actually make me sick to my stomach, too, which is weird and terrible.

thank you for asking, hun! i don’t mind how many you ask because i’m just so excited to have people ask me things at all 😂 and i assure you, you’re not gonna bother me by coming off anon. i’m a total dork with not much to do so don’t worry about anything! 💖