#c: puddin

[pollyna]

au in which somebody says they saw Iceman Kazansky hugging a woman longer than necessary, and it becomes the scuttlebutt of the year and then of the year after when she goes to a Navy event with him.

By the time a third person sees them, drinking coffee together, they entire Navy is convinced that Admiral Kazansky is now married and that it should stay a secret. Between him, his wife, and the entire Navy.

It funny, because none of them know how right they are, how he's married, and has a kid who looks nothing like him but has his same temper. But, Ice thinks, while 2010 ends and 2011 begins, let them believe it's as they say, just for a little while longer.

[kamotecue]

Caitlin Foord x reader: Reader and Caitlin are secretly dating but the internet kind of knows what’s going on. A kiss after the France v aus world Cup game shocks the world and confirms their relationship

breaking the internet ❁ c. foord

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if there was a way to describe how you’re feeling, you’d say displeased and out of sorts. perhaps it was the way you had just gotten knocked out of the world cup by the matildas.

you chuckled, hurt at the fact that your team had lost—to a penalty shootout. the aussies are a formidable team, you know as ellie carpenter who had been in the same club as you.

the blonde had took a seat beside you, as she knew what it was like to lose a game—an important one at that.

“well played, el.” your thick french accent was heard, ellie gave you a small hum as you played with your fingers.

“you did as well, n/n. however, i think a certain teammate of mine would like to talk to you.” ellie said, as you both had looked over to where the high-spirited trio were.

caitlin had a soft gaze on you, while she maintained a small conversation with lanna and macca.

“right, thanks el.” you heard her hum as you slowly stood up, dusting your shorts as you made your way to caitlin, the aussie who happened to steal your heart.

“mind if i borrow her, ladies?” your soft voice was heard, as alanna brought you into her arms, always one for comforting she is. while the goalkeeper had given you a small smile, which you had returned.

“i’m yours.” caitlin said, as lanna had separated from you—jokingly gagging at her friend’s sweet words. while the other party had her nose scrunched at her friend’s cheesiness.

you gave a shy smile, never one to have public affection in front of others. it was just subtle hand holding, or words of affirmation. it was the way you both had disregarded the people in the stadium, despite the noises from the crowd—you only paid attention to her.

“i’m sorry, puddin.” caitlin said, as you shook your head.

“you don’t need to apologize, ma moitié. [my better half]” her heart swooned at the endearment as she held your hand, swinging it softly. you knew the fans would go crazy, the edits that they would make.

the two of you weren’t exactly out as a couple, but fans from both teams had suspected it. yet the fans weren’t expecting it, no one was rather.

you had come to a stop, caitlin had noticed as she furrowed her eyebrows, analyzing your next move.

breaking the internet with a kiss was one thing—you wrapped your arms around the taller girl’s neck, pulling her a bit closer and gently locking her lips with yours.

the sudden screams from the fans as they had finally witness the two of you come out as a couple. macca and alanna glanced with a teasing look, before focusing back on the fans.

you felt caitlin grinning into the kiss, of course she would. she had been wanting to go public, but you were a bit hesitant. she had wrapped her arms around your waist, pulling you even closer—as you hummed into the kiss.

she was yours, and you were hers. each others to protect.

[novankenn]

Imagine the Arc sisters(Harley arc family) Each pick a girl they think would be best ro date their brother while the girls look on in confusion and Jaune is just blushing in the corner. (Bonus points if none of the crazy sisters pick Pyrrha but Saffron quietly tells Pyrrha she is rooting for her. Also everyone dunking on Weiss.)

Jaune was hiding, behind the locked door of his dorm's bathroom, as the entirety of his immediate family... YES all of them... was currently having a "discussion " in the common room about his love life.

Mama (Harley Quinn) Arc: Girls... GIRLS!

The arguing voices quieted.

Mama Arc: Now we ALL know that our love-bunny-wunny has a hard time speaking to girls, and let's be honest that's because of us. I mean how can he EVER hope to find anyone as perfect for him as we are!

Arc Sisters: DAMN RIGHT!

Mama Arc: Now, be that as it may, our puddin' needs someone to watch over him, to cuddle, pamper and hold him when none of us are around... so... please present your personally chosen candidates. Jinx...

Jinx: That's me!

Mama Arc: You're first.

Jinx: the choice is simple. He needs someone chaotic and energetic. Someone that will always remind him of us so... I chose...

Nora: ME??? But I'm with Re...

Jinx: We offer explosives, pancakes and breaking stuff!

Nora: That include legs?

Jinx: Of Course!

Nora: I'm IN!

Mama Arc: Interesting choice. Tiny Tina you're next. Who do you...

Tiny Tina: SHE WAS MY CHOICE!!!! Mom Jinx took my idea!

Jinx: Snooze you loose!

Mama Arc: Girls behave! No fighting!

Jinx & Tiny Tina: Sorry.

Mama Arc: Do you have a second choice?

Tiny Tina: Well...

Ruby: ME!?!?!?

Tiny Tina: Yeppers.

Ruby: Why?

Tiny Tina: You're smart, cute, adorable, and like guns. You're almost as perfect... no on second thought you are PERECT!!

Ruby: Um... thank you?

Mama Arc: You are right she is adorably cute, and oh I can just see the GRANDBABIES!!!

Ruby: EEP!!!

Mama Arc: Saphron, you're next.

Saphron: I refuse. We have no right to be interfering in Jaune's love life, and besides we came here to SEE Jaune, not matchmake!

Mama Arc: We can do both dear, but I accept you decision.

Saphron: (Whispering) You better make your move soon red...

Pyrrha: (Whispering) What?

Saphron: (Whispering) You heard me. Make your move... I'm rooting for you.

Pyrrha: (Whispering) Ah... um... th...thank... you?

Mama Arc: Now while Saphron plots like a traitor, you're up Rebecca.

Rebecca: The girl I picked is the best! She's the strong silent type and kick ass enough to keep Jaune safe from everything, even man stealing homewrecking hussies!

Neo: 😵‍💫⁉️😵‍💫

Mama Arc: Is she okay?

Rebecca: She's... hey! Get back here!

Neo: 😝🤑😝

Mama Arc: No shooting in the hallways!!! Ah whatever. Joan...

Joan: Jeanne and I are making a joint choice for Jaune.

Jeanne: That is correct, and we expect everyone to respect and accept our... choice.

Mama Arc: You mean suggestion.

Joan & Jeanne: Choice.

Mama Arc: Okay. And who is this... choice?

Joan & Jeanne: Her!

Yang: ME?!?!?

Joan & Jeanne: Yes. You.

Yang: But I don't like VB like that!

Joan & Jeanne: VB?

Yang: It's Jaune's nickname...

Ruby & Weiss: Don't Yang!

Yang: ... Vomit Boy.

Joan: We may have made a mistake.

Jeanne: We must correct it.

Yang: Huh?

Joan: Burning at the stake?

Jeanne: It is fitting.

Jeanne and Joan each hook one of Yang's arms and start walking out of the room with her.

Yang: Hey! Unhand me! Let me go!

Mama Arc: Saphron, can you get Jaune and get a stay of execution, please dear?

Saphron: Yes, mom. Come on Red, let's get you... partner.

Mama Arc: Saphron.... any way. Utena you're next.

Utena: Jaune needs someone adventurous and exotic, and I choose her!

Blake: ME????

Utena: Yes.

Blake: But why?

Utena: Cause.

Blake: That's not a reason!

Mama Arc: Ah, Utena IF Blake is your suggestion, why are you holding Ms... Schnee's hand?

Utena: She's seen the error of her ways... but needs some more correction...

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Ah... Utena... fine. But don't break her too much. She has classes in the morning.

Weiss: Help me?

Mama Arc: Well as I have seen your choices, I shall reveal mine as well. I choose... HER!

Glynda: I... refuse! This is unacceptable!

Mama Arc: My puddin' needs a mature and motherly figure in his life. You're perfect and... this is non-negotiable...

[i-literally-cant-with-this]

A/N ::: Roommate!Kats is on the brain who tells you he can hear you getting off to him in your room when you're so sure you're being quiet. He wants to show you how good he can fuck you and makes a bet with you that you're probably going to lose. Get your checkbook ready.

C/W ::: A bit of misrepresentation of the situation (but god who cares), Unprotected sex P->V, sex bet. *aged up Kats*

Bakugo shrugs. "I don't care if you agree with me or not. I see how you look at me. I hear you at night sometimes. Bah! Who'm I kiddin'. I hear you a lot. 'Oh, oh god ... Kats ... fuck yes. Right - oh fuck - right there!' 'M not stupid." He realized what he'd just said and how he'd just said it. But he wanted to prove a point to you: That he knows you're solely after his cock.

You think it would be in your best interest not to argue with him. But he was being so presumptuous right now.

"How can someone who thinks so little of himself have such an ego, huh, super star? Jesus. I'm not saying 'Kats', I'm ... I'm saying ..." You squinted your eyes at him and pursed your lips. "... um, I'm saying 'THAT'S'. Not your stupid name. Arrogant much. Fuckin' hell." Your face was turning a few shades pinker the more your arousal puddled out of your cunt. Even looking at him while he has that angry snarl on his face. All you can think about is pulling his pants down and taking his cock all the way down your throat and sucking on him until his balls are so empty that he can't possibly squeeze out one more little microscopic particle of cum.

The thought made you shake your head and roll your eyes.

He stood there with his eyes trained on your little nervous tics in reaction to his comments. And to your filthy thoughts, that luckily, he wasn't privy to.

Yet.

He knows he has you cornered. Worse yet, you know he has you cornered.

You avoid his gaze and try to step around his large body. He's almost completely blocking the hallway of your small, shared apartment. "Goin' somewhere, puddin'?" Your body stiffens at the name he calls you. He pushes himself off of the wall so that he's standing directly in the middle of the way now. "Tell ya what, if you can get by me or somehow manage to move me, I'll shut up about this and we'll never speak of it again.

"You're full of shit, Kats. There's no way I could ever get passed you. You're practically taking up the whole damn area as it is and you're not even huffin' and puffin' yet. Look, I'm telling you, I'm not fucking myself and thinking about you. Just get over yourself. Now move, I want to go lay down."

He smirked. "Lay down." He said with air quotes. "Is that code for fuck yourself stupid while you're thinking of me? You know, I could just fuck you, roomie. You've been lookin' at me extra close these last few months. And what long months they've been. Huh?"

You hated him. The second the words 'I could just fuck you' left his mouth, your cunt clenched around nothing. You swear you felt a tear run down your leg from how sad and lonely the poor thing was. "You couldn't make me cum if I told you how to do it. Just ..." You pushed on his stomach trying to get him to budge. But you were only met with resistance. You weren't prepared for how hard his body was. Like, you'd seen it plenty of times when he's running around shirtless. Those damn sweats hanging off of his hips.

"Hnno-gaw." You made a noise that resembled something along the lines of "No" and "Oh my god." Neither of you knew what it was supposed to be. What you did know, is how fucking tempting his offer to fuck you and get it out of the way was. "NO! Goddamn it, Kats. M-move. Now!"

"I'm not goin' anywhere until you admit that you stuff that little cunt of yours full of your fingers and say my name. I'm off for the rest of the holiday, so I got nothin' but time. Balls in your court, loser.

You stood there glaring at him. Trying to come up with a rational reason why you shouldn't let him rail you. But you couldn't think of one. And that made you even more angry. "Fine." You said, throwing your arms up and then placing your hands on your hips. "I'll play your fucking game, Kats. I do masturbate. I say your name ... sometimes. But ... ugh. Are you happy?"

He had the most devilish shit-eating grin on his face. "Mmm, not ... not yet. I wanna hear all about what you do with your fingers."

You put one hand on each shoulder and got on your tiptoes to whisper in his ear. "I ... have ... toys for that." The way he gasped at your admission you'd think he'd never even heard of such a blasphemous thing in his life.

But it wasn't that.

No.

It was how he grabbed you and hoisted you up onto his hips and held you there by the fat of your ass. It was the way he kissed your neck and lips so hungrily like you were the first breath of fresh air he'd had in months. It was how he slammed you against the wall and smashed his groin against yours. And how you groaned into his mouth when you realized he was already hard.

You could feel his cock throbbing against your stomach, begging for release. "Shit." You whispered, breaking the kiss. "Katsuki, I - uh - I ... fuck. I've been thinking about this for a while. Oh god. I can't ... fuck. Ok? Yes! Yes I think about you when I'm stuffing my cunt full of toys! When I'm playing with my clit in the shower!"

He bit your neck and moaned. "So, so dirty. I ... I fucking love it. You have no idea how hot it is to know you get off to me."

You pulled back from the his lips, "Wait, I ... I thought you already ... knew?" He closed his mouth and wouldn't look you in the eye. "You little fuck! You didn't know?"

"What's it matter now! I mean, I was just giving you shit. But it is, y/n. Shit. It's so fuckin' hot." He slid his hand down to your cunt and felt how wet you already were. "Fuck. So wet. You want my cock yeah, huh?"

"Yes, Kats." You glared at him playfully and slid down the front of his body and followed him to his room.

As soon as you walked in to his space you were met with a wall of his smell. It was so warm and sexy; Sandlewood and Cedar. It felt strange to be in there with him. Almost like a dream.

But it was real.

You watched him strip down and get completely naked. His cock was ... really, really nice, to say the least. The head was so plump and swollen, you almost didn't want to take your eyes off of it. "Kats."

"What the hell are you lookin' at, dumbass?" He got on the bed and laid down. "Come over here and ride me. Let me see those tits bouncing while you fuck yourself on my cock."

You took your clothes off and crawled on top of him. He ran his hands up and down your sides, feeling your curves and how hot your skin was. "I'm gonna make you cum so hard, roomie."

You sank down onto his cock and gasped. "Holy ... Kats! ... o- oh, fuck ... oh god, Kats. You're so fucking big." He moaned into your neck and let his hands roam all over your body.

"Let's make a bet?" He ran his tongue over your nipples and then continued his proposal. "I make you cum 3 times in 30 minutes and you pay my share of rent next month. I don't, I pay your half and electricity."

You were well on your way to having your first orgasm and he wasn't even doing anything special. "Mhm, mhm ... fuckfuckfuck ..."

He looked up at you and smiled. "I'll take that as a yes."

"Just - oh goddd, oh fuck, Kats - just shut the fuck up. I'll pay. I'll pay it anyway." You said as he flipped you over and showed you why it was worth your time (and money) to give him a chance.

Taglist ::: @millennialmagicalgirl @callm3senpaii @darkstarlight82

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Wait holy shit

CRAIG: My fucking phone

CRAIG: Guys

CRAIG: My phone

CRAIG: IT WORKS

EVERYONE: UGHHHHH

TOLKIEN: Well if your phone works, that could be the plausible explanation as to why the intercoms are still functional while the power is out

CRAIG: Okay ate Shakespeare

CRAIG: Atespeare

TOLKIEN and TWEEK: You are so annoying oh my god

TOLKIEN: I want to kill you just for that

TWEEK: If you want to kill him I'll hold him down

TOLKIEN: Deal

CRAIG: Oh woah

CRAIG: Spooky

CRAIG: It's giving back rooms

TOLKIEN: Craig did you just say owo?

CRAIG: I am going to beat you up

TOLKIEN: Nevermind

TWEEK: What

TOLKIEN: Oh its nothing

TOLKIEN: Just ignore him

CLYDE: Woahhh

CLYDE: Guys there's like

CLYDE: An echo now!

CLYDE: Hi Clyde! (Clyde! Clyde!)

CLYDE: This is so cool (cool cool cool)

TOLKIEN: Since when did our hallways get so….

TOLKIEN: Creepy?

TOLKIEN: Tweek, this happened when you got here

TOLKIEN: Are you an alien?

TWEEK: NO??????????

TOLKIEN: Demon?

TWEEK: NO?????????????????

TOLKIEN: Huh

TOLKIEN: I'm out of ideas

TOLKIEN: ….

TOLKIEN: Stan would have a field day with you

CLYDE: Stan would

CRAIG: Oh yea, I'm totally recording that when it happens

TWEEK: Can I get a puddin out of it?

CRAIG: Sure

CRAIG: I can venmo you the money for it

CRAIG: Do you like

CRAIG: Have venmo?

TWEEK: What the fuck is venmo???? CRAIG: Not you not knowing what venmo is

CRAIG: Loser

CLYDE: Yoooo thunder crackling right now

CRAIG: (records) Hey guys welcome back to my blog and sorry that the cam quality is so ass

CRAIG: There's currently a power outage out at the school

CRAIG: Its not giving

CRAIG: Anyways

CRAIG: Make sure to like and subscribe for more

TOLKIEN: ARE YOU FUCKING FILIMG THIS RIGHT NOW???? 

CRAIG: Yeah, so?

TOLKIEN: What do you mean, so?!

TOLKIEN: There's nothing to even film, it's dark as shit

CRAIG: Doesn't mean there can't be content

TOLKIEN: I swear.

TOLKIEN: TO GOD

CRAIG: Lmao Tolkien you're right

CRAIG: The cam quality is so ass

TOLKIEN: See? I told you

TOLKIEN: Fucking queer

CRAIG: I am

CRAIG: LITERALLY

CRAIG: Not gay

TWEEK: Hey uh

TWEEK: Guys?

TWEEK: Shouldn’t we like…. check to see why the intercoms or whatever you're calling them are doing that? CLYDE: Yeah! Oh my god you're so smart

CLYDE: That's like

CLYDE: Not normal behavior.

TOLKIEN: Ahem

TOLKIEN: Clyde

CLYDE: What????

TOLKIEN: I am

TOLKIEN: Right here

INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ OOOOH  ╧╧╧╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ D ╬ R ╬ A╬M ╧ AAAAA╬ ╬

INTERCOM: ╬ ╬ ■ C╒╬O ╬N╬TROL ╧  ■ ╧ YOUR ╬ M╬ A╬ N╬ ╬ ╧ ╒╒╒╒ ╬ ■ ■ ╬

CRAIG: Omg

CRAIG: I'm so putting this on my blog

TWEEK: Read the room, dude…

TWEEK: Read the fucking room

CLYDE: This is the one time I hate the morning announcements

TOLKIEN: The only time you like the announcements is when they announce Pizza Fridays, babe

CLYDE: Shhhhhh

CLYDE: I mean you're right but shhhhhh

TWEEK: But seriously, we should go

TWEEK: I think someone of some kind of authority would have come over by now

TWEEK: We should like

TWEEK: Check it out or something…

CLYDE: You're so right, Tweek

TOLKIEN: Clyde.

TOLKIEN: I am

TOLKIEN: RIGHT here

CLYDE: So….

CLYDE: No thruple?

TOLKIEN: NO

CLYDE: Ah…

CLYDE: Rats….

TWEEK: Shut up Clyde, nobody likes you

CLYDE: Wuh- buh-

CLYDE: BUT YOU LISTENED TO ME RANT ABOUT NIGHTCORE?????

CLYDE: I THOUGHT WE HAD A MOMENT??????????

CLYDE: I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPARK?????????????

TWEEK: Aren't you taken?

CLYDE: …

CLYDE: Oh yeah…

TOLKIEN: Porkchop

TOLKIEN: Sweetheart

TOLKIEN: Love of my goddamn life

TOLKIEN: You are

TOLKIEN: So stupid sometimes

CLYDE: But you love me for it~

TOLKIEN: Debatable

CLYDE: WHAT?????

TOLKIEN: I'm kidding, you goober

TOLKIEN: ....maybe

CLYDE: TOLKIEN DON'T TEASE ME LIKE THAT

TOLKIEN: I can't resist it, ya know

INTERCOMS: ╬ ╬╬ ■ T╧ ╬ W■ ╬ ■ EE╬ ╧ K■ ╧  ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╬ ╧ ╧ ╬ ■ ╬ ■ ╬ ╒ ╒ ╒

TWEEK: Guys, the intercoms…

CLYDE: Right right

CRAIG: This is not giving right now

CRAIG: Do we like

CRAIG: Have too?

TWEEK: I would say so

CRAIG: Literally why smh

TWEEK: Because they just called my name!?

CRAIG: What do you think I am?

CRAIG: A mechanic?

TWEEK: Yeah but still…

TWEEK: I think the longer we stay here, the more likely we are to get murdered or something?

CLYDE: WAHHHH I DON'T WANNA DIEEEEE

TOLKIEN: There there, you won't die

TOLKIEN: But if you do I'll bury you in dinosaur bones like you've always wanted

CLYDE: And play my favorite nightcore playlist at my funeral?

TOLKIEN: And play your favorite nightcore playlist at your funeral, yes

CLYDE: Good, Good, by the way, babe, do you know where the generator room is?

TOLKIEN: No, why would I?

CLYDE: Cuz you're like

CLYDE: Super smart and stuff

TOLKIEN: Aww…

CRAIG: Rizzler moment!

TWEEK: Should be to the left

TOLKIEN: How do you know that?

TOLKIEN: You just got here

CRAIG: Not Tweek being a sussy baka rn

CRAIG: Smh

CRAIG: Omg hold up

CRAIG: Who

CRAIG: Who is getting in the middle of the recording right now?

TWEEK: Your mom

CLYDE: Hehe, nice

CRAIG: This is NOT a slay right now

CRAIG: Get this British away from me

PIP: Shut the fuck up you crusty motherfucker

PIP: I always hated your two tone Google chrome metrophone megaphone ass

PIP: And that's saying a lot because I hate all of you

PIP: But it was always the influencer I didn't like

TOLKIEN: Nobody likes influencers

PIP: True, but this one was the most insufferable

PIP: Craig_The_Real_Bitch, Right?

CRAIG: *Craig_The_Real_Tucker

TWEEK: Did he just say the asterisk out loud????

CRAIG: Yes, I'm correcting him, that's why I said *Craig_The_Real_Tucker

TOLKIEN: He does that alot

TOLKIEN: We’re desensitized to it at this point

PIP: God why do you say all these underscores

PIP: You aren't a blonde crop top wearing bimbo you overrated sonic the hedgehog wannabe

PIP: Now anyways,

PIP: Turn off that goddamn phone

PIP: Pretend this is the movie theater!

PIP: Have some class, fuckface

PIP: Pay attention when I am talking to you

CRAIG: No <3

PIP: …

PIP: Fine then, I’ll just turn off that phone myself

PIP: Better yet, I'll break it

CRAIG: No please my phone is literally my life support

CRAIG: If you break it I’ll like

CRAIG: Totally die

CRAIG: Or something

PIP: Shut that shit and perish

CRAIG: Fine, fine, fine…

PIP: Thank you

PIP: Now that we’ve hit mute on the insufferable prick here

PIP: I'm sure you’re all wondering, “How is he alive right now? Didn’t he get crushed to death???”

PIP: To that I say, you're right!

PIP: I'm not at all alive

PIP: I am in fact, very,

PIP: VERY

PIP: Dead.

CLYDE: WAHHHHUGFYUKGTP(YYIFDIGFYCYIG 

CLYDE: ZOMBIE!!!!!!

CRAIG: Its giving the walking dead

CRAIG: Slay

PIP: Shut up you fake ass botox injected taki munching booty crunching dollar tree ass Charli D’Amealio

PIP:  I am not a zombie, that's just cheesy!

PIP: I am, however

PIP:  ╬A bad motherfucker ╬

(( EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket the backrooms edit was all me ))

[pizzatimewarners]

Slowly getting out of art block lol. 😭

Anyways, I made a TADC OC. Their name is Puddin Pie. If you couldn’t tell already they’re based on the Studio C Chuck E. animatronic. They’re also based on Blueberry Muffin from Strawberry Shortcake. Puddin kinda have trouble seeing because their one eyelid is always drooped down. They always end up bumping into objects and other characters. They can also extend their neck and arms and use the metal parts of their legs as springs. I also ship them with Gangle because I thought it would be cute if Gangle had someone to keep her happy whenever Jax breaks her comedy mask. I also picture Puddin being best friends with Kinger because they’re both insane. Plus I imagine Kinger helping her get around since they can’t see very well. Puddin is the childish one in the group. They act childish as a way to cope with being stuck in the digital circus.

I hope you guys all like Puddin Pie. I had a lot of fun coming up with their design.

[quietwingsinthesky]

recipe #2: cheese cake crumble :D

i am not a fan of the vast majority of cheese cakes, especially baked ones. i don't like the taste nor the texture. this one is my favourite desert of all time.

for the dough: (this is the original recipe, but i recommend cutting the dough by 2/3 for the best dough-to-cheese ratio)

2 cups flour (280 grams)

2 tsp baking powder

1/3 cup sugar (70 grams)

10 grams vanilla sugar

200 grams cold butter, diced

4 eggs

for the cheese filling:

500 ml sweet cream

1 cup sugar (200 grams) (i recommend cutting this in half so it's not too sweet and is a little more sour/tangy which is the best imo but some people like it less i guess)

80 grams instant vanilla pudding

500 grams cream cheese 5% fat

200 ml sour cream

make the dough and bake the base and crumble:

preheat the oven to 180°C (155°f)

in a food processor put the flour, baking powder, sugar, vanilla sugar and butter cubes, and mix until a crumbly dough forms. add the eggs and blend with short pulses only until the dough is mixed well.

for the base: oil the cake tray and press half of the dough to the bottom with your hands.

for the crumble: press the other half of the dough in a seperate pan on baking paper (pan size is irrelevant).

bake both trays for approximately 20 minutes, until the dough is golder. take out and let cool completely.

make the cheese filling: in a mixer whisk sweet cream with sugar and instant puddin until a stable cream forms.

lower the speed of the mixer, add the cheese and sour cream and whisk for a few seconds to blend.

flatten the cheese filling over the baked base base in the cake tray.

crumble the rest of the dough by hand or with a fork. scatter gently over he cheese until everything is covered.

place in the fridge for a minimum of 4 hours (overnight recommended) for stabilisation.

this is a lot more involved than the other one but with eight and charley in your ears you'll have a blast, trust me. now i desperately want to make this lol

eats your recipe thank you thank you thank you :3

[sweetheartmotives]

"Please send me asks or like suggestions for movies!! I'm bored out of my freaking mind..."

Sorry puddin

I gotta play jujutsu shenanigans

I've already played 33 hours this week

Fun fact actually

Did you know the minimum requirements for a full time job is 30 hours a week?

It's okay, I'll just watch SLAY on tubi. ^_^

Also, what a.... sad fact. That's so long :c

[snapthistiger]

Hurricane Rita made landfall on this date in 2005 near SW Louisiana / SE Texas. the company i worked for was hesitant to shut down and waited until the last possible time. we evacuated to Arkansas when i was let off of work. my cat, Puddin, rode the storm out in my shop. i came back 2 days later and shut off a natural gas leak at my neighbor's house and let Puddin out of the shop. i stayed in Baton Rouge for a week and then came back and lived off a gasoline powered generator that i only ran at night for a/c power and MREs and food donations from the Red Cross and FEMA and others. FEMA gave me $200 toward a chain saw and my son and my dad and i cut up downed trees at my house and at my Dad's house for more than a week.

[bosesmikas]

Ship drabble packs:

T7S

-Loud Girl and Puddin Pop (J/H)

-The Princess and The Jedi (J/E)

-The Lumberjack and The Midget (D/J)

-The Devil, The Geek, and The Burnout (E/J/H)

-🎶There was something in the air that night🎶 (E/D)

-True Love (F/K)

-You are so cute (E/B)

-You were honest with me (K/B)

-But I’ll put out something fierce (F/R)

-Forman and Miller (E/M)

-The Burnout and The Candyman (F/H)

T9S

-Funyuns Unite (G/N)

-I will spend every day making it up to you (J/L)

-can’t imagine my life without her (G/L)

-the dork, the rebel, and the driven (N/G/L)

-The Sunshine Gal, The Nature Boy, And The Goof (S/N/J)

-Bro. Bro. (J/N)

-The Himbo and The Sunshine (S/N)

-Nature Boy & Queen of Ambition (N/J)

-you're really smart (N/L)

-it's gonna suck more if we don't try (G/C)

-damn, you make it hard not to love you. (N/N)

-i call top half! i call bottom half! (N/B)

[niamhs-reading-adventures]

2024 Follow the Clues Reading Challenge

My Goodreads group sometimes does an annual A-Z reading challenge where there are clues and you need to read a book that satisfies each clue. Got together with my friend @alchemic-fallen-angel to make our own list for this year. Feel free to use the list of clues as inspiration for your own reading challenge :)

Mel and Niamh's 2024 A-Z Follow the Clues 01/01/24 - 31/12/24 5/26 (5/5 AA 🦘) (last updated 21/01/24)

✅A - Read a book by an AUSTRALIAN author – Only Mostly Devastated by Sophie Gonzales 🦘 4🌟 - finished 16/01/24 ✅B - Read a book with a BOOK on the cover – Bookshops & Bonedust by Travis Baldree 4🌟 - finished 11/01/24 C - Read a book where there is a CONSPIRACY – A Conspiracy of Stars by Olivia A. Cole D - Read a book published a DECADE ago (2014) – Ice Massacre by Tiana Warner (published 18/09/14) E - Read an ENCHANTING book – Legendborn by Tracy Deonn ✅F - Read a book with a strong FRIENDSHIP – Imogen, Obviously by Becky Albertalli 4🌟 - finished 14/01/24 G – Read a GRAPHIC novel – The Greatest Thing by Sarah Winifred Searle 🦘 H - Read a book with a HOUSE on the cover – The Wisteria Society of Lady Scoundrels by India Holton I - Read a book set on an ISLAND – Beauty Queens by Libba Bray J - Read a book where a character is seeking JUSTICE – Sisters Red by Jackson Pearce K - Read a book where KING appears in the title or story – The Girl King by Mimi Yu ✅L – Read a book you borrowed from the LIBRARY – Icebreaker by Hannah Grace 3.5🌟 - finished 19/01/24 M - Read a book with a MENTAL illness featured – History Is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera N - Read a NEW release (published 2024) - Just Stab Me Now by Jill Bearup (expected publication 05/02/2024) O - Read a book with an OLDER protagonist (40+) – The Guncle by Steven Rowley P - Read a book with a PICTURESQUE scene on the cover – A Scatter of Light by Malinda Lo ✅Q – Read a QUEER (LGBTQ+) book – 10 Things That Never Happened by Alexis Hall 4🌟 - finished 07/01/24 R – Read a book with a RED cover – Puddin' by Julie Murphy S - Read a book that is SECOND in a series – Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir T - Read a book that features TIME TRAVEL – Ruby Red by Kerstin Gier U - Read a book featuring a character in UNIFORM – All Systems Red by Martha Wells V - Read a book with a VOLUNTEER – This is How it Happened by Paula Stokes W – Read a book with WATER on the cover – Flight by Jae Waller 🦘 X - Read a book with a XENO (alien) in the story – Opal by Jennifer L. Armentrout Y - Read a book with a YOUNG protagonist (15 or younger) – Rockstar Detectives by Adam Hills 🦘 Z - Read a book with a ZEALOUS character – The Heart of the World by Amie Kaufman 🦘

[kamotecue]

hey could u write something for Caitlin?

Maybe they finish a disappointing game for arsenal but it’s readers birthday so the whole team goes out that night together?

not a total loss ❁ c. foord

pairing: caitlin foord x fem!reader

the loss against liverpool was something you didn’t expect. but at the same time, you knew the team had to work on the bonding as we had new signings. so, what is more better than a team bonding experience when they’re celebrating a teammate’s birthday—more specifically yours.

although the rest of the team are already in the locker room, you stayed back—signing your shirt that fans wore, receiving birthday greetings from the fans, as caitlin hung back. her eyes were set on you, losing was something you didn’t really like. it was a bit worse due to it being your birthday, but that just fueled you to do harder on the next matches.

“come on, puddin’ i heard the team is going out.” you heard caitlin call out, as a few fans chuckled at your lover’s behavior. you hummed before signing one last thing, bidding goodbye, you walked to caitlin who intertwined your hands together.

the walk to the locker room was in silence, as caitlin had hummed occasionally, her thumb rubbing your skin in a comforting way—as the door to the locker room opened, you were greeted with confetti, the cannons had been opened making a popping sounds. as you stumbled back into caitlin who held your waist making sure that you weren’t going to fall or injury yourself.

“happy birthday, y/n.” kim greeted as kyra had carefully brought out the cake, the candles were already lit.

“make a wish, puddin.” caitlin whispered in your ears, as she held you a bit closer to her. as you closed your eyes, making a wish—you had blew that candles out.

the whole locker room erupted into cheers, as your hair got ruffled by leah, your national team captain.

“well, we all pitched in to give you a gift.” leah had commented, as you raised your eyebrows. katie gave you a cheeky look, as she handed you the perfectly wrapped gift.

it was filled with many things, a new ps5 controller after kyra had accidentally knocked it down, pictures of you and caitlin, the team called it stolen moments as they took pictures of the two of you when you weren’t looking, your favorite snacks, and most importantly—your eyes widened at the signed aitana bonmati shirt.

“no way, is this?-” leah nodded, as a few hummed. it wasn’t a secret that you looked up to bonmati, you’d always find yourself complementing her—making caitlin a little bit jealous, but kisses were usually the solution.

after the team had gotten ready, it was decided to go to a pub to celebrate today. usually, you’d watch the team get drunk, but since it’s your birthday caitlin offered to watch the team.

she watched as you celebrated on the dance floor, the shots you took gave you a bit of confidence, and she watched in amusement and with a soft smile as she loved seeing you happy.

[skinzchoerim]

URL song tag game

Finally remembered I got tagged in this some time ago, boy did I have to scroll low in my notes to find the post. Thanks @rieloving-mess for the tag!

rules: for each letter in your url, post the first song you think of

S - skinz by OnlyOneOf

K - Killing Me by iKON

I - Irresistible by Fall Out Boy

N - No by CLC

Z - Zimzalabim by Red Velvet

C - Corn Puddin' from Schmigadoon

H - Hijack by WOODZ

O - Our Prayer by The Beach Boys

E - Earthquake by NCT 127

R - Rush by Troye Sivan

I - ITEM by Stray Kids

M - Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra

Anyone who wants to do this, feel free!

[managodessart]

Puddin for pippthe2 on AF

A bnnuy librarian c:

[galaxydragos-artstation]

Pokesona and evos!  I have the other eeveelutions and will be posting them as well c: 

[gotclowned]

A year or two ago... [trigger warnings for the Joker / clowns apply!]

@hominus-chiroptera​

Gotham had changed for Harley. The ugly face of the city night that would embrace her in another life was gone, and it revealed nothing but mementos for what life had in store for her. Every street, every building held a fond memory, every alley a faint trace of the laughs that were shared there, every building painted in the point of the jokes played there. Every brick of this city was reminiscent of their love story, this town was theirs and theirs alone, and the night’s breeze was a welcome invitation for what the night would bring.

The blonde stopped a good couple of meters away from the massive building that was the symbol of their love, the very beginning of her identity, the start of forever. She lifted her chin and watched the smoke pour out from the double chimneys in electric colors. Her heart pounded so hard that she was sure it was about to burst right through her chest. It was so thoughtful that they would meet at Ace Chemicals of all places. Here, Mr. J had proven to her that all of it was true. What he’d told her when they were alone, things he’d never told anyone, things he’d entrusted her with. His story had started here and he’d shared that with her in that fateful night. A fate to share that brought them closer to each other than any therapy session ever could have.

One more gaze run across the rooftop of the factory, just to make sure. Harley knew his little tricks. Hiding behind corners, posing as gargoyles, emerging from the haze. Batman had done it all and more, and she knew whenever they had something planned, he wouldn’t be far. Always there to ruin their happiness, always standing by to put that look on Jokers face, one she knew so well. Once the Bat was in the picture, he was all that occupied her man’s mind, that was how pestering his presence was.

But tonight wasn’t about him. He wouldn’t show up. He wouldn’t ruin this. There were other things going on in the city, and they were just playing around. Having a romantic night, and knowing J, it would hold a surprise or two - it had to be possible to spend one night in intimate togetherness, just the two of them. Just once.

This was a game they often played. Harley had no idea what was waiting for her inside when she pulled open the doors and made her way to the main factory hall. All she knew was that Joker was waiting for her inside - but he was nowhere to be seen. Instead, she was greeted by a wall of green and red fog. Harley stepped into the haze without hesitation and was suddenly emerged in it. She remembered how foggy it had made her mind when she first had come here - how the chemicals had played at her synapses and enticed her to go deeper, deeper into the rabbithole. Now, thanks to Ivy, she was immune to the fumes, but it still seemed thicker than before. She could barely see a thing.

It was eerily quiet in the factory, and it send chills of excitement down her spine. The only sound was the faint hissing and rumbling of whatever machines were running still, and her footsteps seemed so loud. She almost didn’t want to interrupt the scene by speaing, but all the more wanted to hear his voice call for her in turn. “Puddin’?”