#c: lancaster

[hellhunde]

Hourly comics 2025 part 1

[anonymous-cringe-y-art]

drawing that is unreasonably detailed for being based off of this post by @records-intern and @drlancasterpsychology

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[bandtrees]

you worry me

[bluearc009]

Emergency Contact

Jaune and Oscar are in the hospital waiting room

Jaune: man, I can't believe you dislocated your shoulder.

Oscar: Jaune, the gym is a place where people go to push themselves.

Jaune: You slipped by the water fountain.

Oscar: I was thristy from working hard(handed Jaune some forms)will you help me fill this out?

Jaune:(start writing on forms)full name-Oscar Pine uh, emergency contact?

Oscar: oh, um..I don't know how about you man,(seeing jaune look at him in shock) I mean like if you want right.

Jaune: no yeah that's really nice of you.

Oscar: it doesn't have to be permanent or anything.

Jaune: oh yeah no, it's just a lot of responsibility.

Oscar: I figured you could handle it.

Jaune: what about Barry, Barry would be a great emergency contact.

Oscar: oh yeah I didn't think about Barry.

Jaune: I'll just put in Barry's info.

Oscar: but don't you think you'll be more convenient, you did brought me here today.

Jaune: yeah, but it's omelet night in the cafeteria so I was already coming here anyway.

Oscar: Jaune, we been teammates for a long time now don't you feel like this is the next step.

Jaune: wouldn't this this be more fitting for a family member.

Oscar: my aunt lives on the other said of Remnant.

Jaune: your girlfriend, do have a girlfriend, you don't have a girlfriend, I knew that but you do have an ex-girlfriend.

Jaune:(realized) oh that would be bad I'm dating her, it's just a big step witch is why I feel Barry would be a better fit.

Oscar: Jaune why are avoiding this wait are you somebody else emergency contact?

Jaune: I didn't want you to find out like this.

Oscar(upset) who is it?

Jaune: it's Ren.

Oscar: Ren but Nora is his emergency contact.

Jaune: he had to be taken to the ER after swallowing a posinous spider witch jump into his mouth tell me that not the coolest thing ever.

Oscar: OK listen I do want details about that later but why can't we both be your emergency contact.

Jaune: Well it's difficult what if you both are in emergency at the same time, I'd have to save one and let the other die.

Oscar: That is so unrealistic

Jaune: Is it have you seen The Dark Knight?One explosion one gets horribly disfigured and If Ren had half a ponytail he probably died of grief anyway it's a lose lose.

Oscar: (hurt)OK so uh just like that you're saying no.

Jaune: don't be like that we're still be teammates.

Oscar: witch is just an empty term now.

Jaune: was it a very meaningful term to begin with.

Oscar: Jaune! Teammates are supposed to be there for each other ok they're supposed to look out for one another And they're supposed to say yes to being each other emergency contact

Jaune: all right fine you want to know the real reason.

Oscar: yes.

Jaune: I'll tell you! I'm scared.

Oscar: of what?

Jaune: What if you swallow soap and I don't know the number to poison control, What if you put your hand on a hot stove and I'm not there to tell you that's hot no touch.

Oscar: Jaune I'm a teenager not a toddler.

Jaune: haven't stop you before.

Oscar:(gasp) Okay , listen I understand that you're scared I do But this is something that means so much to me and If anyone going to have my back it's you man.

Jaune: You mean that.

Oscar: of course.

Jaune: thanks man.

Jaune slap Oscar shoulder making scream in pain.

Jaune: oh right that's why we're here, I'll do it.

Oscar: thanks man you're the best.

Jaune: Barry is going to be so disappointed.

Oscar: jaune we don't have a teammate name Barry.

Jaune: Yeah I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

[usafphantom2]

Do you recognize these aircraft ? 💚

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@GinnieSionney via X

[howlingday]

Have you seen the studio c sketch the doorstep can you do that with Lancaster?

...I have now.

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The Fool

Okay, okay. It's the end of the date. Here comes the doorstep. Don't panic. You practiced this a hundred times with your team. ...Oh no! It looks like he's heading straight for the door without saying good-night! Don't let it end here! Quickly! Throw a rock at him!

Ruby: (Picks up a rock)

Jaune: (Turns)

Ruby: (Throws it down the hall)

Cardin: OW!

No, no, wait, she's turning around. It's good. You're all good.

Jaune: Uh... Well, this is me.

Okay, now puff out your chest ever so slightly. You are strong. You did at least fifteen push-ups before this date, and you only blacked out for a second.

Jaune: I, uh, had a really nice time tonight, Ruby.

Yeah, you did~.

Jaune: We should definitely do this again sometime.

Oh, yeah! Mama's got game~!

Ruby: Yeah, that'd be cool!

Jaune: Yeah. And maybe we could bring your sister along for a double?

I knew you were after my sister, you slanderous scabbard!

Ruby: Oh, that's not a bad idea. But she already has this thing. She's... dying.

Jaune: O-Oh! I'm sorry to hear that.

Why are you lying?! Quick! Change the subject! Now!

Ruby: So I see dust prices have gone up. That inflation, am I right?

Jaune: Er... Yeah...

Oh my god, he's playing with his keys, just like in that one movie, Hook-Up! Wilt Smithy said that means he wants to kiss you- Wait, or is that only for Faunus girls? ...Oh, what luck! His hair is covering his eye! Gently brush it out of the way.

Jaune: (Blushing, Smiles)

You're as smooth as imported silk, Eagle Eye~. ...Man, I wish people would call me Eagle-Eye! Whatever. Now lean in slowly. ...Oh no, I didn't check my breath before doing this! Back out! Back out! So slow, though, that he doesn't even notice.

Jaune: (Awkwardly shifts)

Nice work, Double E~. ...ACK! Why are there more people at the door?! This is so awkward, I don't know what to do with my hands!

Ruby: (Latches hands to opposite shoulders)

Yeah. This feels natural~.

Ren: ...Good evening, Jaune.

Jaune: Hey, Ren. Nora. Getting back from your date?

Nora: Yeah! (Menacing aura) ISN'T IT JUST SO AWESOME THAT WE JUST SHOWED UP AT THE EXACT. SAME. TIME?

Ooooooh, I am not moving! If she thinks she can edge me out of my good night, she is wrong! Look her in the eyes!

Nora: (Glaring at Ruby)

Ruby: (Glaring at Nora)

Ruby + Nora: (Look away)

Yeah... That's what I thought.

Nora: (Opens arms) I had a great time, Ren~!

Ren: (Extends shake) As did I.

Nora: ...

Ren: ...

Ren: (Pats Nora's head)

Loser.

Ruby: (Extends shake) Good night, Ren.

Ren: (Shakes hand) Good night. (Pass Ruby) We'll meet you inside, Jaune. (Walks inside)

Jaune: (Watches Nora slump behind) Sorry about that, Ruby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're back in business!

Jaune: O-Oh!

Good! Hold the eye contact! Offer him a sincere compliment! Tell him you like his...

Ruby: I like your...

...Say something. Oh, please, say something! Compliment his shoes- Oof! Nevermind! Just say something!

Ruby: ...enthal. I like... Yuri Lowenthal... as an actor.

You... are an idiot.

Jaune: Oh, so do I! I especially love his work as Ben 10 in Alien Force!

Nevermind~! Cue the Final Fantasy victory! Dadada da da da dadada! Boolooloo...

Ruby: (Smoothly makes FF victory poses)

Jaune: (Standing awkwardly to the side)

Wait, is he still talking?!

Ruby: ...

Jaune: Did you..?

Ruby: ...Yeeees?

Jaune: Huh... You're an interesting girl, Ruby.

Interesting good or interesting as in "You belong in the nuthouse"? AGH! I can't take it anymore! Just kiss him! Now! Force eye contact!

Jaune: A-Ah!

Good! Now slowly close in on him. Corner him like you're stalking a rat- No, a sleeping baby- No! That's even worse! That is multiple levels of wrong! Oh, what is wrong with me today?! I can't feel my legs and- Yup, you're blacking out again.

Jaune: (Catches Ruby as she falls on him) Oh... geez...

[evcrlasting]

Closed starter for @wintcrstcrfall | based on plot

His affection for the woman in front of him was full of many things and frustration at the moment was sitting at the top. How many times could Scarlett piss him off before he quit. Unfortunately, and maybe she knew but he had no plans to quit yet. Though the more they interacted, the more he wondered if he needed her daddy's money. His bank account liked it but damn his morals felt shot at times. Khaled knocked on her door, "ready to go?"

[ruleof3bobby]

BRUTE FORCE (1947) Grade: B

Really good action film for 1947. It's film-noir, but for 1947, they had to have wide eyes while watching Burt Lancaster be an amazing lead. The composition was also classic golden age Hollywood, love the depth and camera movements.

[watchyourstepnovel]

the antagonists

[moviesinfocus]

Behind The Scenes: Clint Eastwood & Don Siegel On The Set Of 1971's DIRTY HARRY

Director Don Siegel‘s 1971 cop thriller, Dirty Harry has now become an iconic slice of cinema and it set the template for loose cannon detective movies. Starring Clint Eastwood, the film sees SFPD Inspector ‘Dirty’ Harry Callahan on the hunt for Scorpio (Andy Robinson), a killer who is stalking the streets of San Francisco. The plot was loosely inspired by the real-life Zodiac killings which took…

[wintcrstcrfall]

@goinbacktoeden sent "So, what was your childhood like?" ( wyatt & scarlett )

Scarlett was caught off guard - yet again - by his inquiry. She was sitting on the back porch of Wyatt's place, the evening wind gently moving around her, slowly erasing the heat of the day. The woman turned her face towards him, then shrugged. "Loud. And lonely." It was the best way to describe it, without giving too much away. "I don't have siblings, so it was all me and my family. But lemme guess, you're the opposite, right? All fun and games and endless horizons?"

[hellhunde]

the boyification begins today

[anonymous-cringe-y-art]

woe, lancaster upon ye (hes MAD sticky)

[omarwolaeth]

Every so often I think of Duellists of the Roses, and how the White Rose of York gets to go home, but the Red Rose of Lancaster does not

[ghostwritcr]

a sigh leaves his lips at her resistance , but his smirk is still very much there . truth is he loves the challenge --- and loves even more watching desire and morality fight inside her mind . ' yeah , i think so . ' he chuckles , shoulders dropping as he brings it up ' she knows how much i value my career --- i'll just say i'm busy with school and the internship and she'll leave me alone . y'know as long as she got me as her date to those boring events of hers , she won't bother . ' eyes roll at her words aiming him like rocks thrown , having him bite his inner cheeks not to let his smirk grow . but he's only so strong --- and knows she too --- , as he taunts further ' no need to be jealous , you know damn well it's gonna be you i'll be thinking about , don't you ? ' --- ' or we make it a threesome . ' shamelessly adds , half kidding , half not . his hands caress down her shoulders , sneaking into a hold of her waist to keep her close , his voice lowers ' it's not that simple and you know it ... that big firm i've got the internship at ? it's her uncle's --- if i end things with her , i'll be kissing that bye-bye . my career will be over before it even begins , bridget . ' couldn't really beat the selfishness allegations , but at least he was being honest .

"  no  --  stop  this  --  i'm  serious  !  "  stomachaches  at  the  way  he  taunts  her  ,  the  way  it  was  so  easy  to  fall  for  his  charms  .  the  way  he  made  doing  wrong  things  extremely  sexy  was  difficult;  making  her  feel  even  worst  about  the  fact  that  she  can't  get  it  out  of  her  mind...  craves  his  touches  when  she  wasn't  supposed  to  .  "  excuses  not  to  see  you  ?  you  really  think  she'll  be  dumb  enough  to  go  for  that  ?  "  doubtfulness  washes  within,  arms  crossed  over  her  chest  trying  to  convince  the  both  of  them  that  continuing  on  would  only  lead  to  trouble  .  things  that  she  wanted  to  avoid  the  best  that  she  could  ,  yet  maybe  crossing  that  path  already  caused  enough  trouble  for  her  .  "  and  what  ?  you're  still  going  to  come  over  ,  kiss  her  up  ;  fuck  her  real  nice  like  you're  not  fucking  me  back  at  your  place  ?  "  scoffs  at  the  thought  ,  though  she  was  more  so  sick  at  the  feeling  of  him  becoming  intimate  with  her  best  friend  during  the  same  time  as  her  .  seeing  how  he  invades  her  space  once  again  ,  nose  crinkles  --  soft  sigh  escapes  her  lips  .  finger  tilting  her  chin  up  causes  stomach  to  flutter,  dampness  already  pooling  between  her  legs  at  words  .  "  as  much  as  i  enjoy  you  being  buried  between  my  thighs  ,  i'd  rather  not  be  in  the  middle  of  it  .  .  .  you  could  very  much  end  things  would  her  ,  but  you  won't  do  that  would  you  ?  because  you're  selfish  and  want  both  of  us  .  "

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This home was built in 1991, so it's not MCM, Art Deco, etc., but someone definitely had a vision that combined them all. Located in Lancaster, PA, the 5bd, 8ba, 8,901 sq ft home is asking $2.35m. The first thing we see as we approach the front door are Foo Dogs guarding an art deco-like palace.

The entrance foyer with 2 inner glass doors.

It's a big house, so bang the gong to announce your presence b/c it probably echoes throughout the place.

And, now that they know you're here, you may ascend the stairs.

I don't know what that room is, but it has a nice window w/a white tree (?).

Here's an MCM element- a conversation pit.

This is a little weird- bistro tables so you can look over the rail.

But, to get a drink, red spiral stairs go down to small bar.

The floor plan has lots of levels, lots of stairs.

Here's a room with a hot tub.

We've made our way to a dining area.

Very large kitchen with a modern fireplace.

Here's a family/TV room.

Game room with a kitchenette.

Some kind of sensory experience.

I don't know why this bedroom is so open.

The tub looks like a giant sink with a stopper.

This bedroom is decorated in Chinese style. Gorgeous furniture, but the room is so cold and stark for it.

Here's a nice big child's room.

Large office looks like it's a business.

Then, here's an individual office.

Very lush green grounds in the summer.

A house for all seasons.

I didn't expect to see another house so close by. It's a 2.90 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/910-Pennwood-Cir-Lancaster-PA-17601/9719327_zpid/